| checks profile male I say |
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| Steal the cover from you |
 Stop calling me your bunny I won't hop and you don't own me  |
| Wake up, try to scream and talk but fail, reach for notepad and write who the hell are you and how you get into my apartment? |
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| can I eat your ass for breakfast hun |
| so this is how you make a signature ;; |
| ^^ sit on my face ^ same as before |
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| *sits on face, but low key wants to be the ass eater, not the ass eat-ee* also don't make fun of the freckle I have on my butt |
| so this is how you make a signature ;; |
| ^^off with you knave. Go back to wherest you cameth. ^*continue sleeping beside them* |
 The peasant is bound by the king. The king is bound by the peasants and their kingdom. But the Viking is bound to nothing but themselves. |
| Wakes up and pokes them in the face. |
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| *Gets poked* Hey! Dont poke me! Do i look like pillsbury doughboy to you? And how did you get in my basement with no windows? |
| *Too complicated to cared* |
Says in Sign language: Yes, you do. *Pokes more* XD |
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| Pizza? |
| ⠀ |
| and back to sleep i go |
| Poke them to see if they're real, then freak out. |
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| No ragrets |
| ^^ Oh god I know he always called me a Waifu but I didn't expect that he wanted THIS! ^ The fuck?! There's a panda in my bed! |
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| Use me as a toilet |
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-Kiri- said: Use me as a toilet *Sigh* The fucking joke just wrote itself there. OT: Oh god, why do I keep waking up next my best friends worst enemies? |
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| Bruh, what have I been drinking? |
 "Out of the night that conquers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul."  |
| Am I dreaming? |
∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿ |
| http://vocaroo.com/i/s06P53Y54Xp5 |
"It’s so ri-ri-diculous that I h-hope you understand even if I st-st-stutter, my t-t-talking ability is a little lacking Still I wanted to at least s-speak co-co-correctly but my mouth keeps getting c-c-crooked because I lo-lo-love it so much, love it so mu-much " [signature] |
| ... |
| {Signature} |
| .............get out. |
| It's the genes, bro." |
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| hey get off, no dogs allowed |
  ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ 'Who even reads these?'  ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ |
| Say "Good morning" sleep again |
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| ^^*pushes you off the bed* ^*awkward silence* |
"Out of the night that conquers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul." |
| Fuse. |
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| Put a shock face and jump in the window |
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| "I'm no lesbo O.O" |
  I choose to daydream to escape this nightmare called reality. |
| I've taken too many drugs. |
"Out of the night that conquers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul." |
| "I'm no lesbo O.O... Get away from me O.O" |
I choose to daydream to escape this nightmare called reality. |
| Me no speak english. |
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| "Get away from me human O.O" |
I choose to daydream to escape this nightmare called reality. |
| Make sure it's dark in the room. |
✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ 'Who even reads these?' ✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧✧ |
| Dude, i am a cat. |
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| "I'm no lesbo O.O... Get away from me O.O... What the flip do you want from me? O.O"^^ ^"Leave... J-just leave O.O" |
I choose to daydream to escape this nightmare called reality. |
| itadakimasu |
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| "Your profile is pretty and sick, but... *Hides under the covers*" |
I choose to daydream to escape this nightmare called reality. |
| no. |
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| *Slowly walk out the room* |
I choose to daydream to escape this nightmare called reality. |
| *Death the Kid voice* Not again! |
"Out of the night that conquers me, Black as the pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever gods may be For my unconquerable soul." |
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