"You're afraid of Misato and the first Child. You're afraid of your mother and father too, so now you come running to me! Because that's the easiest way to keep from getting hurt! You never even loved yourself, you're all you have and you never even learned to like yourself!"
Fan-made Theatrical Trailer:
19 Years old/ISFP-T/Type 9 on the Enneagram/Soldier boy/Lost the MAL Music contest in the first round two years in a row.
TL;DR Version as told by DemonSkul777:
I'm fatboyftw, I'm not telling you my real name because you'll misspell it! I'm pretty lazy, but right now I'm working hard so I can be lazy later. That also means I'll be pretty busy, so I won't be spending much time here. I'm kinda into every form of media, but I guess I kinda stuck to the Japanese side of things!
Hey, Fatboyftw here! I'm just a nerd on the internet who's hoping to hang out with other nerds on the internet. I've dabbled in basically every facet of nerd culture. Sort of a jack of all trades but master of none. I have a general knowledge in everything from Anime to Western Cartoons to Video Games to Giant Monster Films. Though I will admit that I've been a bit out of the loop with a lot of these things because of another important fact you guys should probably know...I'm in the Army.
Yes, from Early August to late October of 2016 I was in Fort Benning and trying to survive Basic Training. I did (thank god) and now I'm at AIT which stands for (Advanced Individual Training). I'm learning to be a 25B which stands for Information Technology Specialist. Basically I won't be on the front lines, I'll be in the back being a good little nerd and making sure the computers are working.
I've actually passed AIT now so my schedule's opened up a lot. Especially since I"m gonna be stuck at Fort Gordon for a little bit longer before going to South Korea (Yep, Korea!). Sure I'll have to leave to eat, go to formations, and workout at the gym but other than that I have no real obligations so I'll be on basically all day for the next few weeks.
Feel free to strike up a conversation with me at any time! I'll reply as soon as I can.
My (Nonexistant) MAL Harem:
Pretty amateurish right now but I'll get better!
I definitely didn't do this as an excuse to look up pictures of cute anime girls, nope. Most definitely not.
My Homies (I'm too white to be saying that.)
My heterosexual life partner (LuisEnriqueRyu)
The Captain of many ships (TimeToRepent)
Sorry if I forgot anyone, I'm friends with basically everyone on FG so it's hard to narrow it down!
This seems a little bare but at least you guys can load it now right?!