| The rules are simple. Just tell the reason why your date with the user above failed miserably. Also to spice up the game a bit more, after explaining your horrific experience you will need to pick a new scenery for the next date with the user below. Be creative and answer solely based on their profile pic, the scenery and of course yourself. Example: Person 1: Bedroom Person 2: You couldn't take the hint and left without anything happening at all you dense motherf*cker! Next scenery: Zoo Person 3: The zoo had to close early because people mistook us for wild animals. Cinema Ok, now that we're all ready I'll start with the first scenery: Maid Café |
JC_FuggyNov 5, 2016 12:41 PM
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| The Maid Cafe thought we were working for the illumanti, so they spiked our drinks with explosives and poison. Since they made our order wrong, we gave it to a old man, who died. Then we went to jail. Picnic |
Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie! |
| ^^Tried to rape the maids. ^I left them alone for ninjaing me. Waterfall. |
 This is how it all begins.  My RYM|My Last.Fm|My Steam |
| I saw your expression and realized what you were doing. Eiffel Tower |
JC_FuggyNov 5, 2016 12:38 PM
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| We fell off and died horribly. Anime convention |
Take care of yourself |
| They weren't up for eiffel towering in bed^ They made me go to one Hotel |
  There's a lady who's sure All that glitters is gold And she's buying a stairway to heaven When she gets there she knows If the stores are all closed With a word she can get what she came for Oh oh oh oh and she's buying a stairway to heaven |
| Too noisy. Whoremoans Aquarium |
     © 花巻 花郎 @ pixiv.net |
| The shark broke out of the tank and landed on us, breaking some of our bones. Carnival |
Take care of yourself |
| We ended up getting stuck at the top of the ferris wheel for an hour and I wasn't ready to take the next step in our relationship so we sat in awkward silence . . . Love hotel |
 ♔ caught in the wonder ♔ |
| you put it in the wrong hole Shreks swamp house |
| Go back to being a naked monkey, sweetie! |
| she brought a chainsaw to the swamp waterpark |
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| I punched Cthulu Battlefield |
 The peasant is bound by the king. The king is bound by the peasants and their kingdom. But the Viking is bound to nothing but themselves. |
| Was a massive Kill stealer. Aquarium. |
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| you managed to drown a killer whale bed |
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| ^^Ate all the fish and become fatterboyftw ^She attempted to snap my dick Whorehouse |
| The peasant is bound by the king. The king is bound by the peasants and their kingdom. But the Viking is bound to nothing but themselves. |
| Constantly referred to a girls primary school as one. Clothes |
 slán abhaile corcaigh Níl aon tinteán mar do thinteán féin ☘ ☘ ☘ Currently stealing your heart, your women and also your job  |
| ^^ she? ^ tried making me wear only crotchless panties and nothing else |
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| Cat lady and I'm allergic to cats :( |
 "The other day I met this man, a nice guy, y'know? And we had a really good chat. Then I slit his throat and ripped his heart out through his chest. Does that make me a bad person?" |
| She accidentaly burned me. |
currently in a state of denial |
| You requested preservatives be added to fresh food we were about to eat! Movies |
   I'll keep wishing for a world where you can be happy. |
| We watched "A Serbian Film" Hotel |
| 한 번만 살지만 제대로 하면 한 번이면 충분해요 |
| didnt take off his shirt in the restaurant when i did |
 "I wish I was sober to feel the pain So many dark days I can’t explain" -----  -----My Sigs MAL Interview |
| kept looking at his phone |
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| they obviously cant stand me |
| some guy that brought in a puppet and acted like it was the actual person, what the fuck dude ?? i can see you right there ! |
"I wish I was sober to feel the pain So many dark days I can’t explain" ----- -----My Sigs MAL Interview |
| we both got drunk and had no designated driver |
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| What are u talking about,the dates where I'm the only one couldn't go wrong |
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| Showed up on the wrong date for the date. |
| Started jacking off in the middle of the restaurant |
"I wish I was sober to feel the pain So many dark days I can’t explain" ----- -----My Sigs MAL Interview |
| he only paid attention to his vidya games |
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| not enough fucking |
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| We practice different religions |
| I drank milk, sneezed and it came out my nose |
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| Looked at his phone the whole time |
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| it was just a pedo sting |
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| they accidentally poisoned my drink instead of their own. |
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| she dropped my purse in the toilet |
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| I said polish vodka is the best and she knocked me out |
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| They punched a waiter for giving them the wrong species of olive on their salad |
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| I don't swing far enough the other way for her |
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| she was too annoying |
| I proposed to them on the first date and they smacked me out cold |
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| took a shit on my plate |
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