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Dec 27, 2015 10:06 AM
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So... Yeah, I don't know why, but maybe you know the answer...
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Dec 27, 2015 11:09 AM
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it's a style? perhaps? makes them look cool? different?
Dec 27, 2015 11:25 AM
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are you making fun of superman ? :)
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Dec 27, 2015 11:26 AM
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its a fashion statement
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Dec 27, 2015 11:28 AM
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To emphasize their boner.

Random sentence because of the new Nazi rule
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Dec 27, 2015 11:32 AM
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thats the proper way to wear it.....
Dec 27, 2015 11:32 AM
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Dokubachi said:
To emphasize their boner.
what kind of sick mofo can keep a boner while fighting crime?
Dec 27, 2015 11:37 AM
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Kyuss said:
what kind of sick mofo can keep a boner while fighting crime?

They are turned on by the very act itself.

Just look at Batman, you can't tell me that he doesn't fap to how many crimes he prevented when he arrives home.
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Dec 27, 2015 11:46 AM
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For the absolute comfort that's necessary when being a superhero.
Dec 27, 2015 11:49 AM

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Because superheros like superman and batman are jokes

You should believe in real superheros, like Nightwing.
Dec 27, 2015 11:50 AM

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Why do they have to dress like that to fight crime though?

Nightwing said:
Because superheros like superman and batman are jokes

You should believe in real superheros, like Nightwing.


Nightwing is hot.
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Dec 27, 2015 11:54 AM

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Dokubachi said:
Kyuss said:
what kind of sick mofo can keep a boner while fighting crime?

They are turned on by the very act itself.

Just look at Batman, you can't tell me that he doesn't fap to how many crimes he prevented when he arrives home.
See, now I know you're talking shit. You might be able to convince me that Batman is a sadomasochist, but there's no way you're keeping a stiffy in skin tight armor(thats strong enough to stop bullets).
Dec 27, 2015 12:11 PM
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they're probably so busy that they initially forget to put on underwear, so it's just kind of an afterthought
Dec 27, 2015 12:22 PM

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to make that D ready for the flow

if ya catch my drift ;)
Dec 27, 2015 12:23 PM

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Good question.
It's a shame that I have no idea.
Dec 27, 2015 12:23 PM
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That's the fashion sense they have. Whatever floats the boat.
Dec 27, 2015 12:25 PM
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You asking why does superheroes wear underwear before pants?

Don't the majority of the world wear underwear before they wear pants?
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Dec 27, 2015 12:28 PM

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They are trying to be a trendsetter. :/
Dec 27, 2015 7:06 PM

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To show their manliness off (their private part)
Dec 27, 2015 9:44 PM

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Implying that I don't wear them that way too
Dec 27, 2015 9:46 PM

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They're based off wrestler tights.
Dec 27, 2015 9:48 PM

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Because it's easier to move your legs in that manner.
Dec 27, 2015 9:48 PM

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Why? Because the creator has an eight grader symptoms.
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Dec 27, 2015 9:49 PM

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They generally don't wear underwear on the outside anymore.



Superman , Batman and some other super heroes (not all) in the past wore underwear on the outside because their costumes were influenced by the costumes of wrestlers and circus performers.

http://gizmodo.com/why-superheroes-wear-their-underwear-on-the-outside-1491511428
Dec 27, 2015 9:58 PM

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So i take it nobody's gonna complain about their use of cape? Because it's clearly the single most impractical crime-fighting suit ever.
Dec 27, 2015 10:09 PM

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Amiluhur said:
So i take it nobody's gonna complain about their use of cape? Because it's clearly the single most impractical crime-fighting suit ever.
Most superheroes actually don't wear capes. Batman uses his for stealth by covering himself with it to completely blend into the darkness and he and the Bat family also use them to help with gliding.
Dec 27, 2015 10:12 PM

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DrGeroCreation said:
They generally don't wear underwear on the outside anymore.



Superman , Batman and some other super heroes (not all) in the past wore underwear on the outside because their costumes were influenced by the costumes of wrestlers and circus performers.

http://gizmodo.com/why-superheroes-wear-their-underwear-on-the-outside-1491511428

They look cool. -------------------------
Dec 27, 2015 10:29 PM

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Poitato said:
DrGeroCreation said:
They generally don't wear underwear on the outside anymore.



Superman , Batman and some other super heroes (not all) in the past wore underwear on the outside because their costumes were influenced by the costumes of wrestlers and circus performers.

http://gizmodo.com/why-superheroes-wear-their-underwear-on-the-outside-1491511428

They look cool. -------------------------
Indeed.

Damn this character limit thing is annoying.
Dec 27, 2015 10:32 PM

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The underwear is on the outside because when they fight crime, it's all in their head. In reality they're mentally challenged which is why the underwear is on the outside; they don't know how to wear it properly. They put their pants on first and then forget about their underwear, only to realize they weren't wearing it and put it on as a last-minute attempt.
Just need to find out how to quote this every time so I can dodge the stupid 30-character limit.
Dec 28, 2015 5:01 AM

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I always assumed that their pants just so happen to have an underwear outline shaped with different colour for their hero suit/pants. Meaning, there is no underwear at all. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Dec 28, 2015 7:19 AM

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To hide their true weapon.

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Dec 28, 2015 8:34 AM

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Because they are a big fan if pro wrestlers.

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