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Sep 22, 2015 10:34 PM
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What makes you useful? What do you bring to the table? Why should we keep you around?

Would we all be better off if you died?
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Sep 22, 2015 10:35 PM
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I contribute nothing
Sep 22, 2015 10:37 PM
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Currently nothing, which is part of the reason why I'm looking for a job.
Sep 22, 2015 10:39 PM
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My feces.
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Sep 22, 2015 10:39 PM
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Tax
Sep 22, 2015 10:43 PM
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I rid it of worthless leeches like yourself
Sep 22, 2015 10:45 PM
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don't you know we're all worthless weebs on this site? It's O.K. though, because we're eachother's worthless weebs.
Sep 22, 2015 10:47 PM
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I give sensible answers in English to complicated questions. a.i. will someday presumably render me obsolete.
Now you're wondering if there's white text in any of my other posts.

Over there, I'm everywhere. I know that.
Sep 22, 2015 10:50 PM
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zombie_pegasus said:
Currently nothing, which is part of the reason why I'm looking for a job.


That should never be the reason. It's always said (by cunts) that society doesn't owe you anything. Well, the reverse is also true then.

I contribute a negative amount to society, and I hope to detract from society on a grander scale in the future.
Sep 22, 2015 10:54 PM

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I'm absurdly productive (Teacher/Dental professional) and have very low upkeep for a human (Single male, living alone).


In an apocalypse scenario, I could be a medical assistant or straight up medical care personnel as I am able to stitch wounds up pretty well. I can also diagnose and treat a great deal of illnesses... and if I have medicine available to me, I can prescribe appropriate medicine for individuals. Mochiron, dental care is also included in this.
Sep 22, 2015 10:58 PM

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Scavrefamn said:
I'm absurdly productive (Teacher/Dental professional) and have very low upkeep for a human (Single male, living alone).


In an apocalypse scenario, I could be a medical assistant or straight up medical care personnel as I am able to stitch wounds up pretty well. I can also diagnose and treat a great deal of illnesses... and if I have medicine available to me, I can prescribe appropriate medicine for individuals. Mochiron, dental care is also included in this.
Well done you!
Now you're wondering if there's white text in any of my other posts.

Over there, I'm everywhere. I know that.
Sep 22, 2015 11:06 PM

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im schizophrenic since 2008 so ye im useless to society now since im a NEET now a days and worse we do not have social security pension for mentally disabled like me here
Sep 22, 2015 11:07 PM

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Nothing live how you want not how society wants you too.
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Sep 22, 2015 11:07 PM

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Polyphemus said:
Would we all be better off if you died?
I am important. I have a girlfriend. Check out my podcast
Sep 22, 2015 11:08 PM

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Polyphemus said:
Polyphemus said:
Would we all be better off if you died?

Yeah probably depending on your definition of "better off". But we're here to stay. So suck it. and stuff...

*insecurity intensifies*
Sep 22, 2015 11:10 PM

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Polyphemus said:
Would we all be better off if you died?

Every life is precious whether society thinks so or not.
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Sep 22, 2015 11:11 PM

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Donger_Senpai said:
Polyphemus said:

Yeah probably depending on your definition of "better off". But we're here to stay. So suck it. and stuff...

*insecurity intensifies*
I gotcha fam.
Sep 22, 2015 11:15 PM

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Caelidesu said:
Well done you!


If you were not being sarcastic, that's kind of you.

But I'm also an arrogant jerk so it balances out.
Sep 22, 2015 11:16 PM

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Altairius said:
zombie_pegasus said:
Currently nothing, which is part of the reason why I'm looking for a job.


That should never be the reason. It's always said (by cunts) that society doesn't owe you anything. Well, the reverse is also true then.

I contribute a negative amount to society, and I hope to detract from society on a grander scale in the future.
I said that it's one of the reasons, not the only reason. The main reason that I need a job is for more work experience. I'm planning on doing an apprenticeship but I need a fair bit of work experience to get accepted. It's also nice to have a bit of extra money.
Sep 22, 2015 11:18 PM

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I can regurgitate my food
Sep 22, 2015 11:23 PM

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Polyphemus said:
Polyphemus said:
Would we all be better off if you died?


go ahead kill all the useless people in society, this sounds like the problem about communism at its finest that only the the people that can contribute should be given their needs
Sep 22, 2015 11:28 PM

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j0x said:
Polyphemus said:


go ahead kill all the useless people in society, this sounds like the problem about communism at its finest that only the the people that can contribute should be given their needs

that doesn't sound like a problem to me. I'm not a supporter of communism either.
Sep 22, 2015 11:35 PM

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Donger_Senpai said:
j0x said:


go ahead kill all the useless people in society, this sounds like the problem about communism at its finest that only the the people that can contribute should be given their needs

that doesn't sound like a problem to me. I'm not a supporter of communism either.


sure but you should expect the same treatment if you become disabled (be it mentally or physically) yourself, its got to do with compassion or not wanting to be treated as shit or trash

i also think capitalism works this way too, this is survival of the fittest literally and not social darwinism anymore, heck why not we all go backwards and go live in the jungle again then
Sep 22, 2015 11:39 PM

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I educate the youth through my posts on MAL
Sep 22, 2015 11:44 PM

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I bless society with dank memes m8.
Sep 22, 2015 11:51 PM

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Slade-kun said:
I consume electricity which is produced by the power company and that company has to hire workers so I give people jobs.

Your electricity consumption is appreciated :)
Sep 22, 2015 11:51 PM

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actually despite that this is a troll/bait thread its an interesting topic like it relates very well when we reach technological singularity that robots and AI will do all human work, and by that time humans will be useless and capitalism may collapse, and give some advance super robot the idea of survival of the fittest and it may realize that we humans are all worthless and should be extinct
Sep 23, 2015 12:00 AM

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My existence is enough contribution. Also posting dank memes all over MAL.
Sep 23, 2015 12:11 AM

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Not much yet as I'm still a college student...
Sep 23, 2015 12:17 AM

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Educating people on internet forums.
Sep 23, 2015 12:18 AM
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sperm
Sep 23, 2015 12:23 AM

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SenpaiKorea said:
I do my best to not go outside, which prevents any future problems or issues I might have with others.


Working people, take note. This is the ideal you were unable to reach.
Sep 23, 2015 12:23 AM

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I prefer to keep an eye on society and make note of how fucked up it gets.
Is that somehow contributing to society? I don't know.
Frankly I'd rather watch it all burn.
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Sep 23, 2015 1:23 AM

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I'm going to save the world one day.
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Sep 23, 2015 2:51 AM

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Being a donor.
Sep 23, 2015 3:49 AM

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@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite
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Sep 23, 2015 5:11 AM
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Polyphemus said:
What do you contribute to society?

I guess nothing in particular.. But I do contribute to members of it
on private basis, so to say, by freelance work. Feel free to judge me.
Sep 23, 2015 5:19 AM

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I have a full-time job.

I am the 1% apparently
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Tozzy said:
I have a full-time job.

I am the 1% apparently


I used to have a full-time job... Now I'm back to being a broke college student.

I suppose the only thing I really contribute now is doing the house chores. Oh, and I feed the wild birds, does that count? :c
Sep 23, 2015 5:23 AM

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Well I'm almost done with the first half of my thesis. It helps right? It better be useful to others in the future because fuck thesis.
Sep 23, 2015 5:26 AM

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I part time empty containers, pick up donations around my city as part of a charitable company, clean IT server rooms so they don't over heat and break.. And I like to draw?..
Sep 23, 2015 3:58 PM
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I used to work part time as a college student. I don't contribute anything nowadays and don't care to do it anytime soon.

I can move my ears though.
Sep 23, 2015 4:12 PM
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I don't know If I'm contributing much to society, all I know is I'm not doing anything that will bring it down.
Sep 23, 2015 4:12 PM

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Sep 23, 2015 4:13 PM

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Anime reviews.


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PrimeX said:
Well I'm almost done with the first half of my thesis. It helps right? It better be useful to others in the future because fuck thesis.
Hang in there dude.
Sep 23, 2015 4:15 PM
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I invented lots of memes
Sep 23, 2015 10:25 PM

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I work my ass off and pay taxes. That's enough for now I'd say. I'll figure out the rest later.
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I make a handful of people laugh sometimes. Also I pay taxes and contribute to the economy.
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