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Aug 10, 2009 3:32 AM
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More than just an intimate career advancement session between a secretary and her employer was abruptly cut short when a jolt to their vehicle left her biting off more than she could chew.
The 30-year-old secretary had joined her superior in a car after work at a Singapore park for a romantic liaison.
Unbeknownst to the pair, the woman’s husband was rightly suspicious of his wife, and had the pair tailed by a private investigator, who followed them to the park and there witnessed them in the car together.
Soon after the car began shaking vigorously.
However, their career development session was terminated prematurely when a van backed into their car sharply, and a loud scream from the secretary was heard. Shortly after she exited the vehicle with blood pouring from her mouth.
The private investigator summoned an ambulance, and the man was soon hospitalised. His penis biting secretary later followed with the part she had bitten off.
The investigator commented that it was the first time he had ever seen such a thing.
We do not hear whether reattachment proved possible.
Via Heaven.
It seems there is something of an epidemic of penis biting underway of late…


This article was taken from http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/05/05/secretary-bites-off-bosss-penis-in-oral-sex-mishap/
The guy became an eunuch in a split second. How wonderful for him.

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Aug 10, 2009 3:35 AM
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Oh well, I guess this is some sort of karma.
But oh gosh, it's just.... urgh =S
Aug 10, 2009 3:37 AM
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Defiance said:
We really need to bring the news article sticky back.
Aug 10, 2009 3:39 AM
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Haha, reminds me of that Grey's Anatomy episode.
Aug 10, 2009 3:42 AM
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cheating wifes and the penis the bite off :/
Aug 10, 2009 3:44 AM
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Divine_Glitch said:
cheating wifes and the penis the bite off :/

Maybe the secretary didn't had lunch and became hungry. :)

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Aug 10, 2009 3:46 AM
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Xassite said:
Divine_Glitch said:
cheating wifes and the penis the bite off :/

Maybe the secretary didn't had lunch and became hungry. :)


yeah maybey it was ketchup on her mouth not blood.
Aug 10, 2009 3:46 AM
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SuWern said:
Oh well, I guess this is some sort of karma.
But oh gosh, it's just.... urgh =S
Divine_Glitch said:
cheating wifes and the penis the bite off :/


Divine Justice. "Thou shalt not commit adultery".

Suggestion for wife: divorce the asshole.
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Aug 10, 2009 3:47 AM
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Divine_Glitch said:
Xassite said:
Divine_Glitch said:
cheating wifes and the penis the bite off :/

Maybe the secretary didn't had lunch and became hungry. :)


yeah maybey it was ketchup on her mouth not blood.

Hey! That might actually be a good point! :D

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Aug 10, 2009 3:49 AM

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KyuuA4 said:
SuWern said:
Oh well, I guess this is some sort of karma.
But oh gosh, it's just.... urgh =S
Divine_Glitch said:
cheating wifes and the penis the bite off :/


Divine Justice. "Thou shalt not commit adultery".

Suggestion for wife: divorce the asshole.


wait what? hes the asshole because she got caught cheating? that bizzar logic. i mean admitidly his plane was over the top awesomly well thought out but a bit extreme still she was being a cheating whore....just sayin
Aug 10, 2009 3:51 AM

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Why the hell are people believing an article on a loosely Anime/Hentai website? Jesus. Where's the actual source? Don't give me an effing secretory-looking anime chick in a news article and actually want me to believe it holds true substance. :\
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Tachii said:
Why the hell are people believing an article on a loosely Anime/Hentai website? Jesus. Where's the actual source? Don't give me an effing secretory looking anime girl in a news article and actually want me to believe it holds true substance. :

Entertainment dude. :)

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Aug 10, 2009 3:54 AM

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Entertainment? To hear a fake story where a man's dick has been bite off? What the fuck is going on with society.
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Xassite said:
Tachii said:
Why the hell are people believing an article on a loosely Anime/Hentai website? Jesus. Where's the actual source? Don't give me an effing secretory looking anime girl in a news article and actually want me to believe it holds true substance. :

Entertainment dude. :)


yeah i mean even if its not true it its less boring than some of the threads.

maybey it was all innocent, maybey she droped her keys and was looking for them and his penis fell out of his trowsers and she was so suprised she oped her mouth in aghast and at that moment the van hit the car and she fell onto his penis and bit it off.
Aug 10, 2009 3:56 AM

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Harharhar, I'm laughing my ass off.
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Tachii said:
Entertainment? To hear a fake story where a man's dick has been bite off? What the fuck is going on with society.


lol so angry why so serious? theres a lot more wrong with society than just stupid stories i mean if anything these things are actualy good.
Aug 10, 2009 3:58 AM

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Tachii said:
Entertainment? To hear a fake story where a man's dick has been bite off? What the fuck is going on with society.

Reason why you watch anime = Entertainment.
Reason why you read unrealistic articles = Entertainment.
Both are unrealistic, which gives excitement to the readers. :)

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Aug 10, 2009 3:59 AM

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The point is, the spam section is just a few scrolls down.

So yeah:
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We really need to bring the news article sticky back.
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KyuuA4 said:
SuWern said:
Oh well, I guess this is some sort of karma.
But oh gosh, it's just.... urgh =S
Divine_Glitch said:
cheating wifes and the penis the bite off :/


Divine Justice. "Thou shalt not commit adultery".

Suggestion for wife: divorce the asshole.


Hold on, just because he doesn't have a penis anymore and cheated on her doesn't mean she should divorce him. He probably makes a shit load of money.
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Sickky said:
KyuuA4 said:
SuWern said:
Oh well, I guess this is some sort of karma.
But oh gosh, it's just.... urgh =S
Divine_Glitch said:
cheating wifes and the penis the bite off :/


Divine Justice. "Thou shalt not commit adultery".

Suggestion for wife: divorce the asshole.


Hold on, just because he doesn't have a penis anymore and cheated on her doesn't mean she should divorce him. He probably makes a shit load of money.

But now that he doesn't have a penis, she'll have to cheat on him, too.


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I had a boner before I saw this thread. Thanks a lot

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Aug 10, 2009 12:23 PM

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lol this was reported in my local newspaper a couple of months ago.
Aug 10, 2009 12:27 PM

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Xassite said:

The guy became an eunuch in a split second. How wonderful for him.


He wasn't castrated...

Anyway, I lol'd. This is the proper function of the mouth.
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kevinsllama said:
Sickky said:
KyuuA4 said:
SuWern said:
Oh well, I guess this is some sort of karma.
But oh gosh, it's just.... urgh =S
Divine_Glitch said:
cheating wifes and the penis the bite off :/


Divine Justice. "Thou shalt not commit adultery".

Suggestion for wife: divorce the asshole.


Hold on, just because he doesn't have a penis anymore and cheated on her doesn't mean she should divorce him. He probably makes a shit load of money.

But now that he doesn't have a penis, she'll have to cheat on him, too.


What's 6 inches tall and 3 inches wide and drives a woman crazy?

Money.
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Sickky said:
kevinsllama said:
Sickky said:
KyuuA4 said:
SuWern said:
Oh well, I guess this is some sort of karma.
But oh gosh, it's just.... urgh =S
Divine_Glitch said:
cheating wifes and the penis the bite off :/


Divine Justice. "Thou shalt not commit adultery".

Suggestion for wife: divorce the asshole.


Hold on, just because he doesn't have a penis anymore and cheated on her doesn't mean she should divorce him. He probably makes a shit load of money.

But now that he doesn't have a penis, she'll have to cheat on him, too.


What's 6 inches tall and 3 inches wide and drives a woman crazy?

Money.


better still a chocolate penis that shoots money

Aug 10, 2009 12:50 PM

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Divine_Glitch said:
wait what? hes the asshole because she got caught cheating? that bizzar logic. i mean admitidly his plane was over the top awesomly well thought out but a bit extreme still she was being a cheating whore....just sayin


Here's the deal. The boss is the married one. By virtue, he's not supposed to be pulling crap like this, else trouble happens at the hands of his own wife. Ever pissed a woman/girl before? As the saying goes, "Hell has no fury like a woman scorned".

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He probably makes a shit load of money.


Well, in divorce, they split property, assets, and money. In other words, pissed off soon-to-be ex-wife can annual the marriage and run off with his money. This sort of thing happens all too often.
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kevinsllama said:
Sickky said:
KyuuA4 said:
SuWern said:
Oh well, I guess this is some sort of karma.
But oh gosh, it's just.... urgh =S
Divine_Glitch said:
cheating wifes and the penis the bite off :/


Divine Justice. "Thou shalt not commit adultery".

Suggestion for wife: divorce the asshole.


Hold on, just because he doesn't have a penis anymore and cheated on her doesn't mean she should divorce him. He probably makes a shit load of money.

But now that he doesn't have a penis, she'll have to cheat on him, too.

XD wow omg! *can't stop laughing*
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KyuuA4 said:
Divine_Glitch said:
wait what? hes the asshole because she got caught cheating? that bizzar logic. i mean admitidly his plane was over the top awesomly well thought out but a bit extreme still she was being a cheating whore....just sayin


Here's the deal. The boss is the married one. By virtue, he's not supposed to be pulling crap like this, else trouble happens at the hands of his own wife. Ever pissed a woman/girl before? As the saying goes, "Hell has no fury like a woman scorned".


Unbeknownst to the pair, the woman’s husband was rightly suspicious of his wife, and had the pair tailed by a private investigator, who followed them to the park and there witnessed them in the car together.


yeah you got this wrong it was the woman who was whoring. if it was the boss then serves him right, as it is, he's a slimy wife fucker anyway and got what he deserved as well and i doubt she will sucking anyones dick again for a long long time.
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Ohhh... the Secretary's Husband. I see I see.

Well, then. In that case, the husband should ditch that slut. She prolly isn't worth much anyways.
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Ohhh... the Secretary's Husband. I see I see.

Well, then. In that case, the husband should ditch that slut. She prolly isn't worth much anyways.


shes worth a blowjob in the parking lot. thats about 30bux street money.
Aug 10, 2009 1:23 PM

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Divine_Glitch said:
shes worth a blowjob in the parking lot. thats about 30bux street money.


Too expensive - especially in a southwest Asian country, like Singapore. I heard, they'd go as low as $5-$10.
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KyuuA4 said:
Divine_Glitch said:
shes worth a blowjob in the parking lot. thats about 30bux street money.


Too expensive - especially in a southwest Asian country, like Singapore. I heard, they'd go as low as $5-$10.


the thing with cheating is that its cheating. if at least they had some kind of agreement where by it was ok to do that then theres really no problem.

OH HAI HONEY I'M HOME...OH YOU FUCKINT THE NEIGHBOURS WIFE AGAIN...HELLO JANE HOW IS FRED?

HES FINE SANDRA CANT TALKING NOW I HAVE YOUR HUSBANDS DICK IN MY ASS

OU YOU

LISTEN HONEY MY BOSS SAYS I WILL GET A PROMOTION IF I GIVE HIM A BLOWJOB JUST SO YOU KNOW ILL BE HOME ABOUT 10 SO DONT WAIT FOR ME TO HAVE DINNER OK

OK DEAR HOLD ON IM GOING TO SQUIRT MY LOAD BE THERE IN A JIFFY.

but the whole i promise there no one other than you lie...damn its just so...lame. the lamest part is beliving it thats what drives people to madness.

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Aug 10, 2009 2:18 PM

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That article reminds me of the movie, "The World According to Garp" Similar penis biting scene.

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Aug 10, 2009 6:30 PM

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I'm trying to imagine her face when she realized that she had a bloody/amputated dick in her mouth
Aug 10, 2009 6:42 PM

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ROFLMAO
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Bet that hurt..
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Why perform oral sex in the car? When once can afford a nice spacious hotel room for an hour, why have sex in small, tiny places that's likely to make one claustrophobic?
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Aug 10, 2009 8:03 PM

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Huh.... Anyone hungry?

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lol
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How did she even manage that? She must have some sharp fucking teeth. I don't think I could bite off a penis if I tried. It would be at least a few minutes of gnawing on it before any actual severing. Just a thought.
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How did she even manage that? She must have some sharp fucking teeth. I don't think I could bite off a penis if I tried. It would be at least a few minutes of gnawing on it before any actual severing. Just a thought.
...it's sometimes better to not wonder about these things.
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LucySky said:
How did she even manage that?


Maybe you can try it yourself. But first, look for some volunteers. XD
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LucySky said:
How did she even manage that? She must have some sharp fucking teeth. I don't think I could bite off a penis if I tried. It would be at least a few minutes of gnawing on it before any actual severing. Just a thought.


You could do it if you wanted to. Wouldn't be that hard. Best to save it for rape to avoid charges though. Gah, but that's still gross. Biting off a tentacle on the other hand would be difficult though. Octopus skin is too tough. That's why anime girls that get molested by tentacles can never defend themselves.
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Terrible.
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The site you linkedto is Bogus. Stories are fake, unbelievably stupid. bah... I am done here.
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LOL, whether its fake.. I bet it go.. My secretary bit off my penis while trying to have oral sex. FML. LOL
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I heard about a guy who was recieving oral sex from his girlfriend and while she had his penis in her mouth she went into a seizure and her jaw locked up on it.
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CUNTDESTROYER666 said:
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How did she even manage that? She must have some sharp fucking teeth. I don't think I could bite off a penis if I tried. It would be at least a few minutes of gnawing on it before any actual severing. Just a thought.
...it's sometimes better to not wonder about these things.

Maybe it was really small.


LOL GOOD ONE!


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