| I'd like to fap stoned. Must be awesome. |
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| when jesus watched me |
| Im too puré for that. |
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mayukachan said: You're the chosen one.when jesus watched me |
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shotz_ said: mayukachan said: tbh i' really jealous. i wish jesus would watch me.when jesus watched me How do you know he's not? Jesus is always watching you. |
| so I'm a frequent jerker, do it daily and then some, mostly out of habit at this point. Anyway, I joined the army reserve in 2011. When I went to basic training that summer there was no time or motivation to jerk it, you were sleep deprived and getting yelled at all the time. After about 2 months I woke up in the middle of the night to pee. Thought, "eh, why not jerk it." Don't remember how long I lasted or how it felt, just remember that I came buckets, like a lot more than normal. After I finished I noticed that my junk was swollen, like it looked really puffy. I was a little concerned but wanted to try to get at least 5 hours of sleep so went back to bed. Woke up and when I went to the bathroom I noticed it was still puffy, my first thought was, "shit, I think I broke my dick." It didn't hurt or anything but it just looked swollen, like really big and it stayed like that for 3 or 4 days. I was kinda scared to jerk it again but after that first time I got back to the habit really quick and it didn't happen again. |
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gombocidal said: How was this your BEST experience?so I'm a frequent jerker, do it daily and then some, mostly out of habit at this point. Anyway, I joined the army reserve in 2011. When I went to basic training that summer there was no time or motivation to jerk it, you were sleep deprived and getting yelled at all the time. After about 2 months I woke up in the middle of the night to pee. Thought, "eh, why not jerk it." Don't remember how long I lasted or how it felt, just remember that I came buckets, like a lot more than normal. After I finished I noticed that my junk was swollen, like it looked really puffy. I was a little concerned but wanted to try to get at least 5 hours of sleep so went back to bed. Woke up and when I went to the bathroom I noticed it was still puffy, my first thought was, "shit, I think I broke my dick." It didn't hurt or anything but it just looked swollen, like really big and it stayed like that for 3 or 4 days. I was kinda scared to jerk it again but after that first time I got back to the habit really quick and it didn't happen again. |
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| It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. After getting drunk I fapped. Was incredible, and as I was finishing I threw up at the same time. I guess jizzing while drunk didn't mix well. Amazing experience. I did it again three days later. No regrets. |
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| i don't know but it definitely not when OP was watching me |
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potatotron said: where are the grils  |
MiraniaJul 17, 2015 10:12 PM
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| Probably when I fapped to some lemon Shizaya fanfic I don't really remember tbh |
 Nico- said: Conversations with people pinging/quoting me to argue about some old post I wrote years ago will not be entertained@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite |
| Astaghfirullah gombocidal said: so I'm a frequent jerker, do it daily and then some, mostly out of habit at this point. Anyway, I joined the army reserve in 2011. When I went to basic training that summer there was no time or motivation to jerk it, you were sleep deprived and getting yelled at all the time. After about 2 months I woke up in the middle of the night to pee. Thought, "eh, why not jerk it." Don't remember how long I lasted or how it felt, just remember that I came buckets, like a lot more than normal. After I finished I noticed that my junk was swollen, like it looked really puffy. I was a little concerned but wanted to try to get at least 5 hours of sleep so went back to bed. Woke up and when I went to the bathroom I noticed it was still puffy, my first thought was, "shit, I think I broke my dick." It didn't hurt or anything but it just looked swollen, like really big and it stayed like that for 3 or 4 days. I was kinda scared to jerk it again but after that first time I got back to the habit really quick and it didn't happen again. Ahh I feel you. I feel you man. |
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves, [/i]By each let this be heard, Some do it with a bitter look, Some with a flattering word, The coward does it with a kiss, The brave man with a sword!'' ~Oscar |
Kinkara said: erm... most memorable? I haven't enjoyed it in a very long time so saying best is kinda weird, it's like brushing my teeth, just a daily habit.gombocidal said: How was this your BEST experience?so I'm a frequent jerker, do it daily and then some, mostly out of habit at this point. Anyway, I joined the army reserve in 2011. When I went to basic training that summer there was no time or motivation to jerk it, you were sleep deprived and getting yelled at all the time. After about 2 months I woke up in the middle of the night to pee. Thought, "eh, why not jerk it." Don't remember how long I lasted or how it felt, just remember that I came buckets, like a lot more than normal. After I finished I noticed that my junk was swollen, like it looked really puffy. I was a little concerned but wanted to try to get at least 5 hours of sleep so went back to bed. Woke up and when I went to the bathroom I noticed it was still puffy, my first thought was, "shit, I think I broke my dick." It didn't hurt or anything but it just looked swollen, like really big and it stayed like that for 3 or 4 days. I was kinda scared to jerk it again but after that first time I got back to the habit really quick and it didn't happen again. I can throw out another one real quick. Back when I was running as often as I was jerking it (everyday and sometimes twice) all of my running shorts were dirty so I was forced to go with some regular shorts. Well not having the liner from running shorts lead to a lot of bouncing around and I ended up getting a hard on in the middle of the run and it wouldn't go away. The breaking point was when a school bus went by I had to run backwards so they wouldn't see my meat popsicle. After the bus passed I took off into the woods and rubbed one out like our ancestors did. Brought me closer to nature than I've ever been. |
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| Probably when I broke my 2-month no-fap in the beginning of last year |
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mayukachan said: yes i agreewhen jesus watched me https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jes%C3%BAs_Malverde |
| Twitter and it's consequences had been a disaster for the human race |
gombocidal said: Looks like running with you is a lot of fun XDI can throw out another one real quick. Back when I was running as often as I was jerking it (everyday and sometimes twice) all of my running shorts were dirty so I was forced to go with some regular shorts. Well not having the liner from running shorts lead to a lot of bouncing around and I ended up getting a hard on in the middle of the run and it wouldn't go away. The breaking point was when a school bus went by I had to run backwards so they wouldn't see my meat popsicle. After the bus passed I took off into the woods and rubbed one out like our ancestors did. Brought me closer to nature than I've ever been. |
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| When I tried doing it with lube for the first time. Also tried doing it while sick/feverish. Better than the regular ones I had. |
gombocidal said: Are you sure you didn't create a new STD with those dirty military hands?so I'm a frequent jerker, do it daily and then some, mostly out of habit at this point. Anyway, I joined the army reserve in 2011. When I went to basic training that summer there was no time or motivation to jerk it, you were sleep deprived and getting yelled at all the time. After about 2 months I woke up in the middle of the night to pee. Thought, "eh, why not jerk it." Don't remember how long I lasted or how it felt, just remember that I came buckets, like a lot more than normal. After I finished I noticed that my junk was swollen, like it looked really puffy. I was a little concerned but wanted to try to get at least 5 hours of sleep so went back to bed. Woke up and when I went to the bathroom I noticed it was still puffy, my first thought was, "shit, I think I broke my dick." It didn't hurt or anything but it just looked swollen, like really big and it stayed like that for 3 or 4 days. I was kinda scared to jerk it again but after that first time I got back to the habit really quick and it didn't happen again. |
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| Interesting thread. Interesting. Heh. Ah. |
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