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May 13, 2015 12:11 PM
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Why do we celebrate the birth? Being pushed out.

Why not instead celebrate when the sperm met the egg and you actually started to form your life?
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I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man.
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May 13, 2015 12:12 PM
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That's an interesting thought
May 13, 2015 12:13 PM
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Some might not know the date they were conceived
May 13, 2015 12:13 PM
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Masked_Mantis said:
Why not instead celebrate when the sperm met the egg and you actually started to form your life?
I think they do that in Korea
May 13, 2015 12:19 PM
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Why don't we celebrate when people die? Now that would be interesting!
May 13, 2015 12:20 PM
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I don't like getting older.
All credit goes to Sacred.
May 13, 2015 12:20 PM
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Because gifts n cake
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@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite
Conversations with people pinging/quoting me to argue about some old post I wrote years ago will not be entertained
May 13, 2015 12:20 PM
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Who knows? I don't even celebrate birthdays.
May 13, 2015 12:20 PM
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Happy Birthday !
May 13, 2015 12:20 PM

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cupc said:
Why don't we celebrate when people die? Now that would be interesting!

We do. Unless you mean while they're alive.
Sieg Zeon!
May 13, 2015 12:22 PM

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QuattroVaginas said:
cupc said:
Why don't we celebrate when people die? Now that would be interesting!

We do. Unless you mean while they're alive.


The only time I have celebrated a death was when my man osama bin laden was taken out
May 13, 2015 12:24 PM

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Because it can be fun.
May 13, 2015 12:27 PM

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It's my birthday tomorrow!
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Because it can be fun.
May 13, 2015 12:28 PM
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Happy insemination day!
May 13, 2015 12:30 PM

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This is blasphemic talk. STONE HIM!
May 13, 2015 12:40 PM

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I think it's better that we celebrate the actual birthday instead of the insermanation. The day when you first see the world and meet your parents just feels more special to me.
May 13, 2015 12:47 PM

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Because before modern medicine child birth was actually pretty dangerous.
May 13, 2015 12:49 PM

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Because you're not you one year ago so essentially celebrating birthday means welcoming new changes and blah blah blah. Also it's a conspiracy to sell birthday cakes. Calling them something like conceived day cake is not as appealing.
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It's fun, isn't it?

May 13, 2015 12:51 PM

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because then my birthday would be in January and I fucking hate January.

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It's my birthday tomorrow!
happy birthday tomorrow!
May 13, 2015 1:02 PM

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yaiba064 said:
Because you're not you one year ago so essentially celebrating birthday means welcoming new changes and blah blah blah. Also it's a conspiracy to sell birthday cakes. Calling them something like conceived day cake is not as appealing.
I always thought birthdays were originally celebrating when you were born. If so from that sense (to me anyway) the moment of insemination is the special moment of life.
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I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man.
May 13, 2015 1:06 PM

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Masked_Mantis said:
Why not instead celebrate when the sperm met the egg and you actually started to form your life?

Because "Happy Insemination Day!" is longer than "Happy Birthday!" and because Hallmark wants their holidays to be catchy.
May 13, 2015 1:09 PM

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I think you can infer what "birthday" means without blatantly calling it "insemination" day. It's a day to be grateful for being born, among other things.

Plus the latter doesn't sound as appealing.
May 13, 2015 1:11 PM

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Roth said:
Plus the latter doesn't sound as appealing.

Buncha sickos exist that do find the latter more appealing than the former exist though.
May 13, 2015 1:12 PM

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damastah said:
Roth said:
Plus the latter doesn't sound as appealing.

Buncha sickos exist that do find the latter more appealing than the former exist though.
I know, lol. And they're free to call it as such.
May 13, 2015 1:14 PM

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Roth said:
damastah said:

Buncha sickos exist that do find the latter more appealing than the former exist though.
I know, lol. And they're free to call it as such.

They're free to do so, yet I judge so hard. Let 'em rot, Roth.
May 13, 2015 1:15 PM

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Well surely you can still call it a birthday.

What I mean is why is the actual day that's celebrated the day you're squeezed out? Why not the day your parents had sex? For most surely it is more magical the day your whole life starts to form in the womb? (Granted not everyone can celebrate that form of birthday, and should celebrate the conventional way).
Trance said:
I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man.
May 13, 2015 1:18 PM
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Syrup- said:
because then my birthday would be in January and I fucking hate January.

January hates you too
May 13, 2015 1:18 PM

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JOAOAA said:
Syrup- said:
because then my birthday would be in January and I fucking hate January.

January hates you too

January Jones does indeed.
May 13, 2015 1:18 PM

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Syrup- said:
because then my birthday would be in January and I fucking hate January.
;-;
May 13, 2015 1:20 PM

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The whole world celebrates my birthday, Jan first!


Yes, I am CD 2.0's overlord.
May 13, 2015 1:21 PM

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Blame old Egyptians.

May 13, 2015 1:21 PM

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o-oh okay I offended some people
It's okay. I don't hate January as much as February


/offtopic
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May 13, 2015 2:39 PM

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To get those gifts and cakes. No one gives a fuck about their age. We're greedy motherfuckers.
May 13, 2015 2:45 PM

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Ah, another repeat spotted. My clairvoyance seems to be back in full swing.
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May 13, 2015 3:04 PM

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One year closer to death day
May 13, 2015 3:06 PM

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Jotaro-kun said:
It's my birthday.



On-topic, it would be hard to celebrate an insemination day, since you can't be completely sure of the day it happened.
May 13, 2015 3:07 PM

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Lust said:
Happy Birthday !


Really.
May 13, 2015 3:10 PM

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"Congrats on not dying another year" day.
May 13, 2015 3:46 PM

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free gifts
May 13, 2015 4:33 PM
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This sounds like an Olwen/Solipsistic thread
May 13, 2015 5:04 PM

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Why celebrate our coming into being in the first place? Thanks for pulling me into this temporary absence of nothingness!! Now where's my cake...
May 13, 2015 5:59 PM
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cupc said:
Why don't we celebrate when people die? Now that would be interesting!
May 13, 2015 6:05 PM

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FireEmblemIke24 said:
I don't like getting older.


Do you fear death like some people do?
My name is Terrence always is Terrence and will always be Terrence
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May 13, 2015 6:34 PM
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Because you can get drunk


May 13, 2015 6:37 PM

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we celebrate jesus birthday

why not ours too?

Hi
May 13, 2015 6:59 PM

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Syrup- said:
because then my birthday would be in January and I fucking hate January.

Jotaro-kun said:
It's my birthday tomorrow!
happy birthday tomorrow!


Why you hurt me so?
Where the fuck did Monday go?
May 13, 2015 7:16 PM

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you celebrate important events and the day you came into the world is a really important moment. also when birthdays first started being celebrated I dont think they could tell when the sperm met the egg or when you were fully formed and you cant always tell, but you can almost always know the day you were born.
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May 13, 2015 7:19 PM

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We need constant reminders on how quickly we're getting old and dying. I've been dying for 18 years so far.
May 19, 2015 7:25 PM

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WHY NOT?
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Birth most important day in oru lives (:
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