| Why do we celebrate the birth? Being pushed out. Why not instead celebrate when the sperm met the egg and you actually started to form your life? |
Trance said: I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man. |
Masked_Mantis said: I think they do that in KoreaWhy not instead celebrate when the sperm met the egg and you actually started to form your life? |
| Why don't we celebrate when people die? Now that would be interesting! |
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| I don't like getting older. |
 All credit goes to Sacred. |
| Because gifts n cake |
 Nico- said: Conversations with people pinging/quoting me to argue about some old post I wrote years ago will not be entertained@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite |
| Who knows? I don't even celebrate birthdays. |
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cupc said: Why don't we celebrate when people die? Now that would be interesting! We do. Unless you mean while they're alive. |
| Sieg Zeon! |
QuattroVaginas said: cupc said: Why don't we celebrate when people die? Now that would be interesting! We do. Unless you mean while they're alive. The only time I have celebrated a death was when my man osama bin laden was taken out |
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| Because it can be fun. |
| It's my birthday tomorrow! Laizel said: Because it can be fun. |
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| This is blasphemic talk. STONE HIM! |
| I think it's better that we celebrate the actual birthday instead of the insermanation. The day when you first see the world and meet your parents just feels more special to me. |
| Because before modern medicine child birth was actually pretty dangerous. |
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| Because you're not you one year ago so essentially celebrating birthday means welcoming new changes and blah blah blah. Also it's a conspiracy to sell birthday cakes. Calling them something like conceived day cake is not as appealing. |
HomepageMay 13, 2015 12:53 PM
Haruhi ism  It's fun, isn't it? |
| because then my birthday would be in January and I fucking hate January. Jotaro-kun said: happy birthday tomorrow!It's my birthday tomorrow! |
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yaiba064 said: I always thought birthdays were originally celebrating when you were born. If so from that sense (to me anyway) the moment of insemination is the special moment of life.Because you're not you one year ago so essentially celebrating birthday means welcoming new changes and blah blah blah. Also it's a conspiracy to sell birthday cakes. Calling them something like conceived day cake is not as appealing. |
Trance said: I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man. |
Masked_Mantis said: Why not instead celebrate when the sperm met the egg and you actually started to form your life? Because "Happy Insemination Day!" is longer than "Happy Birthday!" and because Hallmark wants their holidays to be catchy.   |
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| I think you can infer what "birthday" means without blatantly calling it "insemination" day. It's a day to be grateful for being born, among other things. Plus the latter doesn't sound as appealing. |
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Roth said: Plus the latter doesn't sound as appealing. Buncha sickos exist that do find the latter more appealing than the former exist though. |
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damastah said: I know, lol. And they're free to call it as such.Roth said: Plus the latter doesn't sound as appealing. Buncha sickos exist that do find the latter more appealing than the former exist though. |
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Roth said: damastah said: I know, lol. And they're free to call it as such.Buncha sickos exist that do find the latter more appealing than the former exist though. They're free to do so, yet I judge so hard. Let 'em rot, Roth. |
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| Well surely you can still call it a birthday. What I mean is why is the actual day that's celebrated the day you're squeezed out? Why not the day your parents had sex? For most surely it is more magical the day your whole life starts to form in the womb? (Granted not everyone can celebrate that form of birthday, and should celebrate the conventional way). |
Trance said: I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man. |
Syrup- said: because then my birthday would be in January and I fucking hate January. January hates you too |
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JOAOAA said: Syrup- said: because then my birthday would be in January and I fucking hate January. January hates you too January Jones does indeed. |
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Syrup- said: ;-;because then my birthday would be in January and I fucking hate January. |
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| The whole world celebrates my birthday, Jan first! |
 Yes, I am CD 2.0's overlord. |
| Blame old Egyptians. |
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| o-oh okay I offended some people It's okay. I don't hate January as much as February /offtopic |
Syrup-May 13, 2015 1:26 PM
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| To get those gifts and cakes. No one gives a fuck about their age. We're greedy motherfuckers. |
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| Ah, another repeat spotted. My clairvoyance seems to be back in full swing. |
| "Let Justice Be Done!" My Theme Fight again, fight again for justice! |
| One year closer to death day |
Jotaro-kun said: It's my birthday. On-topic, it would be hard to celebrate an insemination day, since you can't be completely sure of the day it happened. |
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Lust said: Happy Birthday ! Really. |
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| "Congrats on not dying another year" day. |
| free gifts |
| Why celebrate our coming into being in the first place? Thanks for pulling me into this temporary absence of nothingness!! Now where's my cake... |
FireEmblemIke24 said: I don't like getting older. Do you fear death like some people do? |
| My name is Terrence always is Terrence and will always be Terrence Current Accounts: ThePinhead3333, |
| we celebrate jesus birthday why not ours too? |
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Syrup- said: because then my birthday would be in January and I fucking hate January. Jotaro-kun said: happy birthday tomorrow!It's my birthday tomorrow! Why you hurt me so? |
Where the fuck did Monday go? |
| you celebrate important events and the day you came into the world is a really important moment. also when birthdays first started being celebrated I dont think they could tell when the sperm met the egg or when you were fully formed and you cant always tell, but you can almost always know the day you were born. |
DawnMay 13, 2015 7:22 PM
| We need constant reminders on how quickly we're getting old and dying. I've been dying for 18 years so far. |
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| WHY NOT? |
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