Forum Settings
Forums

If you could use only one dance for the rest of your life, what would it be?

New
Mar 10, 2015 8:36 PM
#1

Offline
Jan 2013
13743
Either the tango to be a chick magnet, the dance from "Single Ladies" to proudly highlight your virginity, or the robot to worship the future; what dance would it be?

For me, I'd master the chicken dance. It's silly but emits an aura of confidence to those who dance it.

I couldn't find a good gif of the actual chicken dance so I posted a homonym.



Please no weeaboo shit like Hare Hare Yukai or something.
PeenusWeenusCaimMar 10, 2015 8:46 PM
Pages (2) [1] 2 »
Mar 10, 2015 8:37 PM
#2

Offline
Dec 2009
1215
Were it plausible, doing the Worm would be my primary means of transportation. Too bad about my constant massive erection.
Mar 10, 2015 8:37 PM
#3

Offline
Jun 2014
10656
Hare Hare Yukai ;<
Mar 10, 2015 8:38 PM
#4

Offline
Jan 2013
13743
Aggra-Dearheart said:
Were it plausible, doing the Worm would be my primary means of transportation.
Good choice. When done right it can be a very impressive feat.
Kagami_Hiiragi said:
Hare Hare Yukai ;<
:/
Mar 10, 2015 8:39 PM
#5

Offline
Nov 2014
1313
Mar 10, 2015 8:40 PM
#6

Offline
Jun 2014
10656
DoctorCaim said:
Aggra-Dearheart said:
Were it plausible, doing the Worm would be my primary means of transportation.
Good choice. When done right it can be a very impressive feat.
Kagami_Hiiragi said:
Hare Hare Yukai ;<
:/


I can't dance nor do I know many dance names. Actually, anything else would of been me lying because I'm not a fan of dance.
Mar 10, 2015 8:41 PM
#7

Offline
Jul 2012
930
Crip walk

Wait no, blood bounce

Yeah.. I'm more blood than crip
Mar 10, 2015 8:41 PM
#8

Offline
Sep 2014
2073
KurobaHime said:
Twerk :"/




𖥻 ⋮ ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 ᵎᵎ

🖤
Mar 10, 2015 8:41 PM
#9

Offline
Aug 2014
7049
MOST BADASS DANCE + SONG EVER

Mar 10, 2015 8:42 PM

Offline
Dec 2009
1215
I'll go with the Robot, though, so I wouldn't break my dick off. The Worm, the Robot, and twerking are the only dances ever conceived by humanity worth performing. Everything else is clownish and stupid. Also so is every single other form and instance of human art.
Mar 10, 2015 8:44 PM

Offline
Jun 2014
10656
KurobaHime said:
Twerk :"/


That counts?

Twerk then :s
Mar 10, 2015 8:45 PM

Offline
Feb 2014
2171
Capoiera




Mar 10, 2015 8:45 PM
Offline
Jul 2018
561867
Twerking because I really enjoying doing things with my butt.
Mar 10, 2015 8:48 PM

Offline
Jul 2012
930
SubaTonic said:
Twerking because I really enjoying doing things with my butt.


I enjoy doing things with your butt as well
Mar 10, 2015 8:48 PM
Offline
Jul 2018
561867
wzrd said:
SubaTonic said:
Twerking because I really enjoying doing things with my butt.


I enjoy doing things with your butt as well

H-Hey, that's a secret!
Mar 10, 2015 8:49 PM

Offline
Feb 2014
2171
Things are kinky here ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)




Mar 10, 2015 8:50 PM
Offline
Dec 2010
10761


dank as hell
Mar 10, 2015 8:51 PM

Offline
Sep 2013
3999
None.
Once an alt always an alt! | ( ˇ෴ˇ ) | I ♥ Music
Mar 10, 2015 8:53 PM

Offline
Oct 2013
4488
Break dancing if that counts.
Mar 10, 2015 8:54 PM

Offline
Jul 2014
1982
Dance to the beat and wave your hands together


Mar 10, 2015 8:58 PM
Offline
Jan 2013
10764
The "Social akward dance combo":

Tapping your feet, clapping your hand on your leg and a slight head bob by each beat




gone bai bai
Mar 10, 2015 9:01 PM

Offline
Jan 2015
618



Or well... the robot is also another move i would stick with.
Mar 10, 2015 9:03 PM

Offline
Jul 2012
7311
I dont dance dance
הלב שלי כבר מת
Mar 10, 2015 9:03 PM

Offline
Dec 2009
1215
Veletronic said:


What is this from?
Mar 10, 2015 9:03 PM

Offline
Aug 2014
7049
Veletronic said:



Or well... the robot is also another move i would stick with.
How the fuck does one stretch jeans like that?
Mar 10, 2015 9:03 PM

Offline
Jan 2015
618
Aggra-Dearheart said:
Veletronic said:


What is this from?


Kore wa zombie desu ka? Can't remember if it was the first or second season.
Mar 10, 2015 9:05 PM

Offline
Dec 2009
1215
Veletronic said:
Kore wa zombie desu ka? Can't remember if it was the first or second season.


Outrageous that you would quote something from me that reveals that I may possibly have committed a slight error in using a cartoon website forum one time

Cool though, perhaps I should pick it back up

E: Oh, you fixed it, you're such good stuff
Mar 10, 2015 9:18 PM

Offline
Apr 2013
4352
Kagami_Hiiragi said:
KurobaHime said:
Twerk :"/


That counts?

Twerk then :s

As a Pats fan, I would have thought that twerking would have been your immediate answer. It is the only way Gronk gyrates his body.

http://deadspin.com/gronk-twerks-at-clippers-game-1690458904
Mar 10, 2015 9:19 PM

Offline
Feb 2014
2171
Veletronic said:
Aggra-Dearheart said:


What is this from?


Kore wa zombie desu ka? Can't remember if it was the first or second season.


It was second season




Mar 10, 2015 10:18 PM

Offline
Aug 2014
7049
GANGNAM STYLE IS THE BEST DANCE EVER.





Mar 10, 2015 10:20 PM

Offline
Feb 2014
2171
MechaKiryu said:
GANGNAM STYLE IS THE BEST DANCE EVER.







That's one dead horse you're beating man...




Mar 10, 2015 10:32 PM

Offline
Aug 2014
320
Mar 10, 2015 10:41 PM

Offline
Sep 2012
9995
toss up between hakken or muzzing
Mar 10, 2015 10:44 PM

Offline
Dec 2009
1215
omg I just accidentally put the glass end of the whip of my vaporizer into my glass of water instead of its jar when it was still hot and now it's cracked and fucked and ugggghhhhhhhhhh this is my only way to mourn it god is dead FUCK
Mar 10, 2015 11:05 PM

Offline
Oct 2012
5711
I only know the Waltz. so far, it has never disappointed me.
If life ain't just a joke
Then why are we laughing?

If life ain't just a joke
Then why am I dead?
Mar 10, 2015 11:35 PM
Offline
Nov 2014
26585
Chicken dance
Mar 10, 2015 11:52 PM

Offline
Jan 2013
124434
Hardstyle Shuffle or Techtonik easily, maybe hardcode two step as well
Mar 10, 2015 11:52 PM

Offline
Jan 2015
1510
Mar 11, 2015 3:11 AM
Offline
Oct 2008
663
Modern hip hop. I love Les Twins.



Hilty and Bosch are amazing too (locking and popping).



But if I had to pick one to learn myself, I would choose modern hip hop. Unfortunately I am hindered by a complete lack of talent.
CottonrabbitMar 11, 2015 5:02 AM
Mar 11, 2015 3:13 AM

Offline
Sep 2012
29205
The "white guy can't dance" dance.

Pretty much covers everything shitty so at least I have some variety.
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕
Mar 11, 2015 3:15 AM
Offline
May 2009
12618
The stand or sitting in the corner and just watch everyone else dancing dance.
Mar 11, 2015 3:19 AM

Offline
Apr 2013
38247
Gangnam Style

Because that's the only dance I know.
Mar 11, 2015 3:19 AM

Offline
Jan 2015
2346
This of course.

Mar 11, 2015 3:28 AM

Offline
Oct 2013
457

Mar 11, 2015 3:29 AM

Offline
Jul 2014
11863
Mar 11, 2015 3:31 AM

Offline
Mar 2013
2839
the cooking dance, ty basedgod
Mar 11, 2015 3:33 AM

Offline
Jul 2014
11863
Promethazine said:
the cooking dance, ty basedgod

THANK YOU BASED GOD
Mar 11, 2015 4:26 AM

Offline
Nov 2014
1876
[quote=Dojourei[/quote]


For the win! THISS
Mar 11, 2015 5:48 AM

Offline
Dec 2013
359
Mar 11, 2015 6:00 AM
Offline
Mar 2014
7255
Harlem Shake.
Pages (2) [1] 2 »

More topics from this board

» how do I get to watch anime more

POLARMANE - Yesterday

4 by narikuu »»
17 minutes ago

» Would you watch Assad's Twitch Streams?

vasipi4946 - 55 minutes ago

3 by vasipi4946 »»
18 minutes ago

» Have you ever done any mischief in your younger years that your family is still unaware of to this day?

fleurbleue - 7 hours ago

7 by XMGA030 »»
29 minutes ago

» Confession: "falling in love" with an anime character?

caramel_pudding - Yesterday

10 by screampleasure »»
56 minutes ago

» Do you actually like the food associated with your country or culture?

fleurbleue - Yesterday

26 by screampleasure »»
1 hour ago
It’s time to ditch the text file.
Keep track of your anime easily by creating your own list.
Sign Up Login