MAL has become a twisted survival game, and only one will walk away alive. How do you play?
Kousoku11 said: Kibura_Iburasa said: Make love not war. But love is war. Didn't you know? Alternative solution: try to create a survival game that has love/lovemaking incorporated into it as a mechanic. So in otherwards I get to ambush and rape the wimminz? I rather not do that, or even make friendly love to them only to have to kill them later why thats just ungentlemanly. |
| I would go futuristic and shit with some nanotechnology undestructible armor, dual sword, Ebony & Ivory Dante style and a double blade GunBlade plus infinite ammo. A few explosives around here and there and some food that doesn't weigh me down. I would aim to kill anyone that comes in the way, that doesn't means I would go on a barbaric rampage filled with bloodlust and rolling heads, there needs to be some strategy, lol. It would be more like if someone seems to be a threat I would engage in a fight with them and won't do anything to the people that only wants to hide until they breakdown and become some bloodthirsty psychopaths. Mainly I would maintain a low profile and let the other people kill each other and if someone is near to the point of killing me then I blow up the campus with the explosives! |
RedArmyShogun said: NarTaco said: fr3ddyv3ga said: < first person killed :c *remember me... N stay wild* ;( Fear not friend, I'll bring you back to life with my powers once I win this. What makes you think you'll survive me? Fool, you're the one who won't survive her. Her natural cuteness will make your kokoro skip a beat and cause you to go all tsundere and you won't resist taking her under your wing : "Don't get confused, woman: it's not like I'm allowing you to tag along out of anything but pity. I could still kill you any time... baka. even though i won't 'cause you look so moe- WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING RED SHUT THE F*** UP" Atfer some time, NarTaco will either decapitate you in your sleep à la Judith and Holofernes or you'll get soft to the point of being ready to sacrifice yourself for her, dying heroically to protect her from one of Heredity's deadly surprise cumshots. |
SapewlothApr 10, 2014 2:23 PM
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| Will defiantly fight for my waifu and only for my waifu :) |
Since the first time I lay my eyes on you /supercheesyconfession Tbh, it's kind of your (*Gil-kun <3<3*) avatar's fault. He's so cute on that one everytime I see it I can't help but imagine you as some sort of ultra 3D moe fangirl. Besides that all the posts I've read from you are pretty nice and sweet, you're never being dickish to anyone so it just further reinforces my image of the hyper cute 3D NarTaco. Is it wrong to think the way I do ? |
SapewlothApr 10, 2014 2:48 PM
| Proud founder of The Official Anti-Ging Freecss Fan Club Join now! Kellhus said: GuusWayne said: there is a limit to the suspension of disbelief And it's the fan that did it. Not the smoking porn reading rubik cube genius rape ape with a magic boat. |
| im so surprised there is no " id kill everyone " option |
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Lord_Joshua said: im so surprised there is no " id kill everyone " option I believe "I will be the last person standing, no matter what." is about the same thing. |
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NarTaco said: Lord_Joshua said: im so surprised there is no " id kill everyone " option Yeah, the "I'll be the last,one standing no matter what option" is basically that. Last one standing means you killed everyone. Or you hid in the bathroom and cried the whole time |
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NarTaco said: LadyRenly said: NarTaco said: Lord_Joshua said: im so surprised there is no " id kill everyone " option Yeah, the "I'll be the last,one standing no matter what option" is basically that. Last one standing means you killed everyone. Or you hid in the bathroom and cried the whole time No one gets past the crazy users here. They have ears that could hear crying from the moon. What if the crying sound is to lure others into a trap? |
NarTaco said: Sapewloth said: Since the first time I lay my eyes on you /supercheesyconfession Tbh, it's kind of your (*Gil-kun <3<3*) avatar's fault. He's so cute on that one everytime I see it I can't help but imagine you as some sort of ultra 3D moe fangirl. Besides that all the posts I've from you are pretty nice and sweet, you're never being dickish to anyone so it just further reinforces my image of the hyper cute 3D NarTaco. Is it wrong to think the way I do ? Don't give me a big head. ;). Thanks, this comment made me smile. I shall protect you from the evil-doers in this fight to the death. How can you protect me if you're gonna make me die from Kokoro attack with smiles like those ? D: Lord_Joshua said: im so surprised there is no " id kill everyone " option I'm more surprised that the "Everyone against RedArmyShogun" option isn't available. That being said, there seems to be a lot of nutcases like him around here. |
| Proud founder of The Official Anti-Ging Freecss Fan Club Join now! Kellhus said: GuusWayne said: there is a limit to the suspension of disbelief And it's the fan that did it. Not the smoking porn reading rubik cube genius rape ape with a magic boat. |
NarTaco said: Sapewloth said: Fool, you're the one who won't survive her. Her natural cuteness will make your kokoro skip a beat and cause you to go all tsundere and you won't resist taking her under your wing : "Don't get confused, woman: it's not like I'm allowing you to tag along out of anything but pity. I could still kill you any time... baka. even though i won't 'cause you look so moe- WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING RED SHUT THE F*** UP" Atfer some time, NarTaco will either decapitate you in your sleep à la Judith and Holofernes or you'll get soft to the point of being ready to sacrifice yourself for, dying heroically to protect her from one of Heredity's deadly surprise cumshots. See. My victory shall happen. @Sapewloth, since when was I moe? :P I Will murder both of you together. For not only am I tsun but a cold hearted bastard >> Sapewloth said: I'm more surprised that the "Everyone against RedArmyShogun" option isn't available. That being said, there seems to be a lot of nutcases like him around here. Funny enough among them I'm also the one most likely to play the Hero Role. Well Anti-hero in this situation :p |
NarTaco said: Maybe one day you'll make your impossible dream of killing us come true =) Just wait when MAL has a Grand Convention. I'll be there in a yellow moving druck packed with explosives just for you. |
NarTaco said: Yeah, like MAL is going to have a convention any time soon ever. There, fixed. |
NarTaco said: RedArmyShogun said: NarTaco said: Maybe one day you'll make your impossible dream of killing us come true =) Just wait when MAL has a Grand Convention. I'll be there in a yellow moving druck packed with explosives just for you. Yeah, like MAL is going to have a convention any time soon. And if it does you won't know who I am. Hence the Bomb truck. |
RedArmyShogun said: Funny enough among them I'm also the one most likely to play the Hero Role. Well Anti-hero in this situation :p Nah, leave the hero role to Jackrabb1t and embrace your inner bloodlusting beast. well, it's not like you haven't already done it a while ago, lol RedArmyShogun said: NarTaco said: Maybe one day you'll make your impossible dream of killing us come true =) Just wait when MAL has a Grand Convention. I'll be there in a yellow moving druck packed with explosives just for you. Thank you for the description. I'll be the one sniping you from the opposite building. |
| Proud founder of The Official Anti-Ging Freecss Fan Club Join now! Kellhus said: GuusWayne said: there is a limit to the suspension of disbelief And it's the fan that did it. Not the smoking porn reading rubik cube genius rape ape with a magic boat. |
Sapewloth said: I'm more surprised that the "Everyone against RedArmyShogun" option isn't available. That being said, there seems to be a lot of nutcases like him around here. Nutcase is such a harsh term, he's more of an extremist. Though I probably have yet to even know him so I can't really say for fact. It would be weird with an option like that. What would be the first response of everyone after we ganged up on Rad? |
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Sapewloth said: RedArmyShogun said: Funny enough among them I'm also the one most likely to play the Hero Role. Well Anti-hero in this situation :p Nah, leave the hero role to Jackrabb1t and embrace your inner bloodlusting beast. well, it's not like you haven't already done it a while ago, lol RedArmyShogun said: NarTaco said: Maybe one day you'll make your impossible dream of killing us come true =) Just wait when MAL has a Grand Convention. I'll be there in a yellow moving druck packed with explosives just for you. Thank you for the description. I'll be the one sniping you from the opposite building. Ahh but how do you know its not a ruse? How do you know I won't have 20 trucks of innocents there while I'm planting bombs in the water lines? Or poison in the vents? In fact it might all be part of a false flag operation. Good times. Also silly Astros I might have C-4 and ball barrings on me so when you all gang up I win by a fraction of a secound. |
Astros477 said: Sapewloth said: I'm more surprised that the "Everyone against RedArmyShogun" option isn't available. That being said, there seems to be a lot of nutcases like him around here. Nutcase is such a harsh term, he's more of an extremist. Though I probably have yet to even know him so I can't really say for fact. It would be weird with an option like that. What would be the first response of everyone after we ganged up on Rad? Oh, rest assured I didn't use the term 'nutcase' that seriously at all. The first response after we got rid of him, you say ? Well... |
| Proud founder of The Official Anti-Ging Freecss Fan Club Join now! Kellhus said: GuusWayne said: there is a limit to the suspension of disbelief And it's the fan that did it. Not the smoking porn reading rubik cube genius rape ape with a magic boat. |
RedArmyShogun said: Also silly Astros I might have C-4 and ball barrings on me so when you all gang up I win by a fraction of a secound. Silly Rad, I wouldn't gang up on anyone. Though if I had to choose it definitely wouldn't be you, you're to crafty to not be dangerous. Sapewloth said: Oh, rest assured I didn't use the term 'nutcase' that seriously at all. The first response after we got rid of him, you say ? Well... Lol, another reason not to choose that option. Would be a blood bath, most likely the last one shooting would win too. |
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| Like I said leave me be >> My luck will likely kill me. |
Kousoku11 said: Kibura_Iburasa said: Make love not war. But love is war. Didn't you know? Alternative solution: try to create a survival game that has love/lovemaking incorporated into it as a mechanic. Thats my game. |
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| I'd definitely go solo, can't be dealing with backstabbing shit Weapons Shortbow (since we're indoors/relatively small spaces) with about 30-40 carbon fibre arrows with diamond tips A large handful of aconite for poison arrows Revolver A few canisters of CO (enough to fill about 4 large rooms) Chlorine gas Hunting Knife 2 grenades Gear Gas mask with rebreather & an hours worth of oxygen Extremely bright LED torch Steel capped 14 hole Dr Martens Latex gloves Leather gloves Nightvision goggles Med kit w/ atropine for accidental self poisoning Lighter Food Olive oil, coconut oil, protein powder, vitamin supplements, water purification pills Fast clean easy to carry energy that should keep me feeling full. I'd try to wrap it up before the lack of fibre wreaked havoc on my colon. Basically I'd just go all assassin style and pick anybody I could off with my bow (I'd just need to break the skin) and I'd gas anybody camping in rooms. I'd save the revolver for when I'm being rushed and if anybody got far too close then in all likelihood I'd be dead as I have very little melee experience. I'd be travelling light and have enough poison to kill a small army so I'd fancy my chances as one of the last ones remaining. Not really sure how I'd approach the other last standers though as they'd most probably have more military experience than myself but a few lucky arrows and some kiting could possibly sort them out. |
| I'd want the invisiblity cloak from HP, since I don't have any physical talents or skills that would ensure my survival. Then I would promtly become invisible and stay the hell away from everyone else to ensure my own survival while everyone else is busy killing each other. |
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E_chan said: I'd want the invisiblity cloak from HP, since I don't have any physical talents or skills that would ensure my survival. Then I would promtly become invisible and stay the hell away from everyone else to ensure my own survival while everyone else is busy killing each other. What happens when it gets down to you and the other last person? If you're not able to kill them the collars go off and you both die. |
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OnlyEpix said: definitely get a sword, a bunch of protein bars, and just hang out on the top floor of the library. Same goes for me, except I would get a bunch of chocolate bars. |
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Astros477 said: E_chan said: I'd want the invisiblity cloak from HP, since I don't have any physical talents or skills that would ensure my survival. Then I would promtly become invisible and stay the hell away from everyone else to ensure my own survival while everyone else is busy killing each other. What happens when it gets down to you and the other last person? If you're not able to kill them the collars go off and you both die. Well then I'll take a gun as well. Shoot the person who's left and survive. I am a selfish person who'd shoot in self-defense to survive, and that person would have already killed all of the others and me too if they got the chance since they obivously want to survive/win. Though realistically I'd probably be one of the first to be killed off since I'd be an easy target, but I can always pretend that I'd be able to think logically and plan ahead. |
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NarTaco said: insanity- said: OnlyEpix said: definitely get a sword, a bunch of protein bars, and just hang out on the top floor of the library. Same goes for me, except I would get a bunch of chocolate bars. Wrong move, chocoholics like me will follow the scent and ambush you. If you dare touch my chocolate, you'll be the first one to die. I'll go all yuno on you. |
InsanityApr 10, 2014 5:03 PM
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| On 2nd thought maybe I'll construct a alter to butcher you all on. Become the Avatar of Khorne bring down a rule of Darkness upon all Terra. |
RedArmyShogun said: On 2nd thought maybe I'll construct a alter to butcher you all on. Become the Avatar of Khorne bring down a rule of Darkness upon all Terra. After you've butchered some people cook it and leave it out so people will find it. Then if they're starving they will dig right into it. Leave a note on the grill lid which isn't easily visible that says "Human". |
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NarTaco said: insanity- said: NarTaco said: insanity- said: OnlyEpix said: definitely get a sword, a bunch of protein bars, and just hang out on the top floor of the library. Same goes for me, except I would get a bunch of chocolate bars. Wrong move, chocoholics like me will follow the scent and ambush you. If you dare touch me chocolate, you'll be the first one to die. I'll go all yuno on you. Try me What'd I say |
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RedArmyShogun said: On 2nd thought maybe I'll construct a alter to butcher you all on. Become the Avatar of Khorne bring down a rule of Darkness upon all Terra. Your race allegiances are all over the place, u imp or chaos. |
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Astros477 said: RedArmyShogun said: On 2nd thought maybe I'll construct a alter to butcher you all on. Become the Avatar of Khorne bring down a rule of Darkness upon all Terra. After you've butchered some people cook it and leave it out so people will find it. Then if they're starving they will dig right into it. Leave a note on the grill lid which isn't easily visible that says "Human". Well now thats morbid. Kibura_Iburasa said: RedArmyShogun said: On 2nd thought maybe I'll construct a alter to butcher you all on. Become the Avatar of Khorne bring down a rule of Darkness upon all Terra. I might just be with the Alpha Legion....working to fool Chaos.. Your race allegiances are all over the place, u imp or chaos. |
RedArmyShogun said: Astros477 said: RedArmyShogun said: On 2nd thought maybe I'll construct a alter to butcher you all on. Become the Avatar of Khorne bring down a rule of Darkness upon all Terra. After you've butchered some people cook it and leave it out so people will find it. Then if they're starving they will dig right into it. Leave a note on the grill lid which isn't easily visible that says "Human". Well now thats morbid. Well I have my moments when my inner demons wake up. Also you could place items of their friends in the same room, make them question if they ate their friends/allies. Would be quite the show... |
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Astros477 said: RedArmyShogun said: On 2nd thought maybe I'll construct a alter to butcher you all on. Become the Avatar of Khorne bring down a rule of Darkness upon all Terra. After you've butchered some people cook it and leave it out so people will find it. Then if they're starving they will dig right into it. Leave a note on the grill lid which isn't easily visible that says "Human". And I called RedArmy' a nutcase... God. |
| Proud founder of The Official Anti-Ging Freecss Fan Club Join now! Kellhus said: GuusWayne said: there is a limit to the suspension of disbelief And it's the fan that did it. Not the smoking porn reading rubik cube genius rape ape with a magic boat. |
| I'd turn on protect from stupidity. That's it. |
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Sapewloth said: Astros477 said: RedArmyShogun said: On 2nd thought maybe I'll construct a alter to butcher you all on. Become the Avatar of Khorne bring down a rule of Darkness upon all Terra. After you've butchered some people cook it and leave it out so people will find it. Then if they're starving they will dig right into it. Leave a note on the grill lid which isn't easily visible that says "Human". And I called RedArmy' a nutcase... God. See I often end up as the leader of the insane as like Bane I do have some ability to reason. |
JamalKing said: I really like the poisoned weapons idea, and you actually planned ahead for accidents or someone using your stuff against you by having the requisite antidote.Shortbow (since we're indoors/relatively small spaces) with about 30-40 carbon fibre arrows with diamond tips A large handful of aconite for poison arrows ... Basically I'd just go all assassin style and pick anybody I could off with my bow (I'd just need to break the skin) I'm not sure about bows, though, they require two hands to use, so if you get maimed you are limited to stabbing with the arrows. I have read about using cyanide in hollow point bullets, if they draw blood you're going to die. No a bad idea, or maybe even have your combat knife coated with something lethal. I'm a bit obsessed with poisons, read a little too much about Mithridates V back when I was young and impressionable... |
Jackrabb1t said: JamalKing said: I really like the poisoned weapons idea, and you actually planned ahead for accidents or someone using your stuff against you by having the requisite antidote.Shortbow (since we're indoors/relatively small spaces) with about 30-40 carbon fibre arrows with diamond tips A large handful of aconite for poison arrows ... Basically I'd just go all assassin style and pick anybody I could off with my bow (I'd just need to break the skin) I'm not sure about bows, though, they require two hands to use, so if you get maimed you are limited to stabbing with the arrows. I have read about using cyanide in hollow point bullets, if they draw blood you're going to die. No a bad idea, or maybe even have your combat knife coated with something lethal. I'm a bit obsessed with poisons, read a little too much about Mithridates V back when I was young and impressionable... Ah I didn't think about being reduced to one arm although I'd thought about coating the knife with poison but a one armed me with only a poison knife would probably get killed pretty quickly. A small crossbow could overcome this but I don't like the idea of relying on lots of working parts not failing on me. |
| i would start the game with a bunch of anime dvd box sets and tell people to fight for it and i would win in the end the end |
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