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Feb 17, 2013 8:48 PM
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In shredded US currency.

www.moneyfactorystore.gov/5lbbagofshreddeduscurrency.aspx

Okay, so 45 bucks will buy you 10 000 bucks in shredded US currency



Who's in? Maybe you can try taping all the money back together, or use it for lining the hamster cage?

What do you guys think?
Feb 17, 2013 8:52 PM
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I think the tape to bill ratio would be too high for anyone to accept it. If the they were just torn in half then maybe, but shredded...
Feb 17, 2013 8:52 PM
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You have to have at least half a bill in order to get a new one. So you wouldn't be able to with the shreds, which is the point.

I would never buy it, it seems pointless. Maybe to use as some sort of gag, take your friend's wallet and pretend to put his cash through the shredder.
Feb 17, 2013 8:53 PM
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You'd certainly be able to fill your swimming pool with money much faster that way.
Feb 17, 2013 8:58 PM
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And they say being Mr Moneybags is a good thing.
Feb 17, 2013 8:58 PM
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It's only 45 bucks.

I'd buy it and use it for shits and giggles.
Feb 17, 2013 8:59 PM
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Start a drug cartel

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/08/090816-cocaine-money.html
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Feb 17, 2013 9:14 PM
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Slyr3do0n said:
You'd certainly be able to fill your swimming pool with money much faster that way.


This
And since I've always wanted to bathe in money............................
Feb 17, 2013 9:16 PM
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Raikozen said:
Slyr3do0n said:
You'd certainly be able to fill your swimming pool with money much faster that way.


This
And since I've always wanted to bathe in money............................


And get STDs?
As a child, I was told that society is a melting pot of talents; knowledge and experience combined to form important alloys that will contribute to mankind. When I got to highschool, however, I thought that it's more like a river in which the water represents our peers while we ourselves are the stones in the river. Constant erosion by mindless majority sheeping has made us lose our unique edge. After I hit the age of 18, I realized that I've been wrong all along. Society is no melting pot. Society is no river. Society is a person, a very skilled rapist, and he has fucked us all.
Feb 17, 2013 9:18 PM

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MellowJello said:
It's only 45 bucks.

I'd buy it and use it for shits and giggles.


"Only 45"
Feb 17, 2013 9:19 PM

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BloodRequiem said:
Raikozen said:
Slyr3do0n said:
You'd certainly be able to fill your swimming pool with money much faster that way.


This
And since I've always wanted to bathe in money............................


And get STDs?

Don't worry he'll wear a condom.
Feb 17, 2013 9:21 PM

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BloodRequiem said:
Raikozen said:
Slyr3do0n said:
You'd certainly be able to fill your swimming pool with money much faster that way.


This
And since I've always wanted to bathe in money............................


And get STDs?


What do you do with your money? Wipe your ass and cum on it, then use it to clean some blood with it?
Feb 17, 2013 9:22 PM

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Mkayyy said:
BloodRequiem said:
Raikozen said:
Slyr3do0n said:
You'd certainly be able to fill your swimming pool with money much faster that way.


This
And since I've always wanted to bathe in money............................


And get STDs?


What do you do with your money? Wipe your ass and cum on it, then use it to clean some blood with it?


Are you saying you don't do that with your money???

Slyr3do0n said:
BloodRequiem said:
Raikozen said:
Slyr3do0n said:
You'd certainly be able to fill your swimming pool with money much faster that way.


This
And since I've always wanted to bathe in money............................


And get STDs?

Don't worry he'll wear a condom.


Slyr3do0n always seems to have the perfect answer.
Yes this is what I'll be doing.
Feb 17, 2013 10:12 PM

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if not for bathing this is perfect for showering! All that hobo smell.
Feb 17, 2013 10:17 PM

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Would they confiscate it if they found it in your car?
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Feb 17, 2013 10:18 PM

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i'd take that 45 and invest it
Feb 17, 2013 10:45 PM

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RandomChampion said:
i'd take that 45 and invest it
Into an 1/8 of weed? There aren't many places that would let you buy a half gram of gold (besides maybe your dentist).
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Feb 17, 2013 11:42 PM

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"These notes were removed from the manufacturing process prior to delivery to the Federal Reserve System and have not been monetized"
Feb 18, 2013 12:18 AM

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Mr. Krabs would be crying any minute now
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Feb 18, 2013 2:32 AM
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Danielcook said:
In shredded US currency.

http://www.moneyfactorystore.gov/5lbbagofshreddeduscurrency.aspx

Okay, so 45 bucks will buy you 10 000 bucks in shredded US currency



Who's in? Maybe you can try taping all the money back together, or use it for lining the hamster cage?

What do you guys think?


I guess since the Federal Reserve assumes no one will bother putting back the bills, it would be safe to sale. Though the EU learnt that even busted coins can be welded back together to be used.
Feb 18, 2013 3:16 AM

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It'd be a funny piece to have. You could probably play some jokes with it.

Raikozen said:
Slyr3do0n said:
You'd certainly be able to fill your swimming pool with money much faster that way.


This
And since I've always wanted to bathe in money............................


I want you to go right now and sniff some money you have lying around. That's a pretty horrible smell right?
Feb 18, 2013 4:58 AM

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Caze said:
It'd be a funny piece to have. You could probably play some jokes with it.

Raikozen said:
Slyr3do0n said:
You'd certainly be able to fill your swimming pool with money much faster that way.


This
And since I've always wanted to bathe in money............................


I want you to go right now and sniff some money you have lying around. That's a pretty horrible smell right?


It's the cure for aids.

Blend it up and inject it into your veins.
Feb 18, 2013 5:48 AM
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I'd rather use my 45$ to buy some stuff.
Feb 18, 2013 7:51 AM

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shintai88 said:
Danielcook said:
In shredded US currency.

http://www.moneyfactorystore.gov/5lbbagofshreddeduscurrency.aspx

Okay, so 45 bucks will buy you 10 000 bucks in shredded US currency



Who's in? Maybe you can try taping all the money back together, or use it for lining the hamster cage?

What do you guys think?


I guess since the Federal Reserve assumes no one will bother putting back the bills, it would be safe to sale. Though the EU learnt that even busted coins can be welded back together to be used.
"These notes were removed from the manufacturing process prior to delivery to the Federal Reserve System and have not been monetized. "
Feb 18, 2013 11:02 AM

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Oh please, I bet the shipping is like 30 or something. And I'd already be sacrificing a big takeout pizza just to buy it.
Feb 18, 2013 4:10 PM

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maruzamarento said:
MellowJello said:
It's only 45 bucks.

I'd buy it and use it for shits and giggles.


"Only 45"


3~ hours of work?
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Feb 18, 2013 6:20 PM

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katsucats said:
RandomChampion said:
i'd take that 45 and invest it
Into an 1/8 of weed? There aren't many places that would let you buy a half gram of gold (besides maybe your dentist).


i'd put into nano-cap or micro-cap stocks

pretty easy money
Feb 18, 2013 6:25 PM

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Itermin8rX said:
Mr. Krabs would be crying any minute now

thats what he gets for being cheap
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Feb 19, 2013 8:15 PM

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RandomChampion said:
katsucats said:
RandomChampion said:
i'd take that 45 and invest it
Into an 1/8 of weed? There aren't many places that would let you buy a half gram of gold (besides maybe your dentist).


i'd put into nano-cap or micro-cap stocks

pretty easy money


"Gambling"
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MAL is the dark underbelly of the anime community. While other naive fanboys and fangirls run around in real life forming clubs and squealing in deafening high pitch noises about their favourite animus, we remain here, meticulously dismantling the credibility of each and every show, until all that remains is a steaming pile of tropes and ass pulls which we then devour to gratiyfy our glutinous and masochistic desires.
Feb 19, 2013 8:23 PM

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Caze said:

I want you to go right now and sniff some money you have lying around. That's a pretty horrible smell right?

"These notes were removed from the manufacturing process prior to delivery to the Federal Reserve System and have not been monetized."

They haven't been used so the shouldn't be dirty and besides, if you don't want to swim in it you can use it as a pillow. A good pillow can go from $30 to $100+ anyways plus you would have a "money pillow" wouldn't that be awesome?
Feb 20, 2013 2:29 PM

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I first thought it was a bag of weed or something...

But I would go for it! As has been mentioned above, you could use it for many pranks :P You could throw it out of the window of a big building on a busy street and see all the greedy people grasp for it! >:) Muahaha!
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armeg said:
RandomChampion said:
katsucats said:
RandomChampion said:
i'd take that 45 and invest it
Into an 1/8 of weed? There aren't many places that would let you buy a half gram of gold (besides maybe your dentist).


i'd put into nano-cap or micro-cap stocks

pretty easy money


"Gambling"


only those who dont know what theyre doing or arent capable enough call it gambling

if someone is either of those, then yeah, best stay out if you dont wanna get burned
Feb 20, 2013 6:56 PM

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Smeithan said:
I first thought it was a bag of weed or something...

But I would go for it! As has been mentioned above, you could use it for many pranks :P You could throw it out of the window of a big building on a busy street and see all the greedy people grasp for it! >:) Muahaha!


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Smeithan said:
I first thought it was a bag of weed or something...

But I would go for it! As has been mentioned above, you could use it for many pranks :P You could throw it out of the window of a big building on a busy street and see all the greedy people grasp for it! >:) Muahaha!
Except it's little bits of paper. Most people would probably look at it as a minor annoyance, then go about their day.

I don't get the point of spending good money for worthless money. It's like buying a fake million dollar bill for one dollar.

Yea it's kind of cool to have... if you're in like 3rd grade.
Feb 21, 2013 8:12 AM

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Danielcook said:
In shredded US currency.

Who's in? Maybe you can try taping all the money back together, or use it for lining the hamster cage?

What do you guys think?


I think your second idea might be the best and only good reason to buy that crap.
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RandomChampion said:
armeg said:
RandomChampion said:
katsucats said:
RandomChampion said:
i'd take that 45 and invest it
Into an 1/8 of weed? There aren't many places that would let you buy a half gram of gold (besides maybe your dentist).


i'd put into nano-cap or micro-cap stocks

pretty easy money


"Gambling"


only those who dont know what theyre doing or arent capable enough call it gambling

if someone is either of those, then yeah, best stay out if you dont wanna get burned


You must not know anything about nano/micro-cap stocks which are generally traded on the OTC market.

EDIT: He's better off trading option contracts which are a many times safer than nano-cap stocks, and about on par with higher-end micro-caps.

EDIT2: Or even buying a single share of a well-established company and holding it for forever.
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RandomChampion said:

i'd put into nano-cap or micro-cap stocks

pretty easy money

only those who dont know what theyre doing or arent capable enough call it gambling
Mm-hmm. Show me a long-term winner and I might believe you.
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