| In other words, the above poster performs any action at all, and the next poster will device the worst possible outcome to said action. Please try to choose an action that has a possibility of failure. Feel free to be more creative than these examples I stole from the internet. poster1: I try to stab the guard. poster2: You stab your crotch instead. I open a can of tuna. poster3: The tuna stares back at you. I search the room. poster4: You turn your head too fast and strain your neck. I flirt with the bartender. To start: I try taking a shortcut |
MeguminSep 19, 2017 1:05 PM
| But the wife bought you instead, and you are sold as a sex slave in Thailand or something. I post on MAL |
| Be thankful for the wisdom granted to you. |
| All your files are corrupted. I think of cheese cake |
| a horde of rats burrow into your brain i try to parallel park |
| Lose 100hp for falling off a cliff |
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| ^^You get caught by the popo and end up in a prison yourself, and they took measures so that your plans don't work anymore. And there are a bunch of huge black inmates that want you to drop the soap. I turn on my TV |
| Be thankful for the wisdom granted to you. |
| God I love DNDN UH yeah nothing happens try to persuade the quest giver to give more of a reward |
| ^^MTV pops up ^he offers to blow me and there is no option to say no I eat a bag of chips |
  𝚖𝚊𝚕'𝚜 CUTEST 𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚗 ADORABLE 𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚙 ! 𝚒 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 KISS 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚢𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚗 ! |
| they were stale and past their expiration date i search a chest for loot |
| ^^As you peak your head into the chest a gust of wind blows suddenly from the opposing direction - completely unaware, the lid falls onto your neck pinching a nerve and leaving you vulnerable. You find no loot. Act quickly, your life is in peril. ^Putting down the wrench after tightening the last bolt, you wipe your forehead with a sigh of relief and exclaim, "Yataa !!" Congratulations. As you turn it on, it begins to churn and beep almost happily; you step in, set the destination and time, press the button and -----ZzzZap----- the machine disappears from around you leaving you on the ground, dazed and confused. -1 time machine from inventory. I go to the kitchen to make a ham and cheese sandwich. |
kissSep 18, 2017 3:59 PM
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| As you prepare the sandwich, you accidentally drop your last slice of cheese onto the floor. You have no cheese left. Will you reuse the cheese? I attempt to remove my head from the chest |
| hohoho, that's a poor situation to roll a 1 in >) Coming to your senses, and realizing how dire the situation is, panic begins to set in. 'If only I was stronger,' you think to yourself as you flail about helplessly unable to lift the lid from your neck. You decide to get in a deep squat, and using your arms against the chest and legs against the ground, you push with all your might in a sharp jerking motion. Success! The lid opens just enough to free your head - but you stumble backwards, trip, and land on a rock. Roll for near fatal head trauma. I deny Ericonators attempts at lewding me. |
kissSep 18, 2017 4:44 PM
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| Die A goblin appears |
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| you find your gf cheating i open a window |
| fall out of the 50th floor i am picking some flowers |
 "I wish I was sober to feel the pain So many dark days I can’t explain" -----  -----My Sigs MAL Interview |
| The flowers release lethal fumes. I roll up my sock. |
 good day lol |
| A loose thread from your sock becomes wedged underneath your fingernail and you unravel your sock - 1 sock +1 long thread I try creating a new dish for lunch |
| You end up getting food poisoning You finally succeed in getting a date with the guy/girl of your dreams. |
Take care of yourself |
| You go to the beach and get pushed off a cliff. You fly to the moon. |
good day lol |
| ^^but that guy/girl of your dreams ended up being your worst nightmare, you are found dead the next morning ^You die before leaving the Earth's atmosphere You finally went to go see your fave band in concert, V.I.P seats |
  Ascended Taste I only came back to this site for the forum sets and to promote my RYM list... Anilist ftw still :dab: |
| A piece of scaffolding falls, crushing you, the band and several audience members. You bought tickets for the lottery |
Take care of yourself |
| You got robbed and shot to death by some thugs because your tickets were winning tickets You went bird watching in your local forest |
Ascended Taste I only came back to this site for the forum sets and to promote my RYM list... Anilist ftw still :dab: |
| Strolling through the serene forest birds are chirping, a cool evening breeze is blowing and your view is full of golds and auburn; Autumn is setting in. As you approach an apparently older and more suspicious looking tree, a particularly hefty bird lands on a large branch above. With a loud "SNAP", the branch breaks and the bird flutters away - leaving you pinned from the waist down as your attempt to dodge was a bit too slow. . If a man screams in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, does help come? Roll 1d8 +Str for chance to free yourself. I sit at my desk, happily typing replies on MyAnimeList. |
kissSep 19, 2017 5:50 PM
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| law enforcement breaks into your house and seize all of your electronics. you're arrested for suspicion of possessing CP. i head into the woods with my trusty rifle in search for game |
| Once you have a buck in your sights, before you pull the trigger to capture your prey, a passing mother grizzly bear feels the dangerous aura you have, she mauls you to death to protect her cubs, oh btw she broke your hands pretty bad so you couldn't use your rifle to save yourself Walking out in the night to by some snacks |
Ascended Taste I only came back to this site for the forum sets and to promote my RYM list... Anilist ftw still :dab: |
| Saki rejects you for somebody horrid |
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| ^^ on your way out, you accidentally step on a homeless person and he steals your shoe. I buy a girl a drink and try to convince her to spend the night with me |
| Turns out the chick was just using you to buy and drink, her man shows up and punches you out cold for trying to flirt with his lady You try to live a better day |
Ascended Taste I only came back to this site for the forum sets and to promote my RYM list... Anilist ftw still :dab: |
| Your day's fine, but only at the expense of everybody you love. Meet the love of my life and live happily ever after |
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| happily ever after 1 second, afterwards the one you love dies a horrible painful death by the one you hate most. Rolling a one. |
 The peasant is bound by the king. The king is bound by the peasants and their kingdom. But the Viking is bound to nothing but themselves. |
| You fail your saving throw. You die of poisoning. You become omnipotent |
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| You now have to deal with the knowledge of how much your grandparents masterbated from the age of 60 till death, it was too much. I jump off a roof |
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| Gravity reverses, the roof jumps off of you, and you get squished. You try to bribe a policeman with a donut. |
| Be thankful for the wisdom granted to you. |
MortalMelancholy said: Gravity reverses, the roof jumps off of you, and you get squished. You try to bribe a policeman with a donut. Seems like a nat 20 for me skip |
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| it ends I die |
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