Jingai-san no Yome

There is nothing in it. It's not funny, not cute, not touching, not even eye pleasing, nothing. It's so bad it doesn't even deserve an ironic review which would only lure people into thinking "it's so bad it's good", but it's not the case.

So what do we got here? We are in a world where young males are chosen at school by weird creatures to become their wives. The young males have no prior knowledge of the creatures, have never spoken with them, and yet they all seem very pleased and instantly fall in love. The creatures range from small piggy like things to huge ... bear like creatures, not to forget female one winged cyclops twins. To make things better, half of those creatures do not speak. How do they reproduce? No idea, and the show won't give a clue (fortunately!).

One day, the main protagonist, whose name I already forgot, is chosen as a mate by (Ba)Kanenogi-san. A speechless 2.5 meters high creature, stupid enough to continuously bump his head on the wall above the door until the MC tells him to bend down... But everything is well, because Bakanenogi-san's fur is so fluffy... Oh yeah, Bakanenogi-san eats bricks too, something that I guess was supposed to be funny. Ahem.

Everything in this show is bad. The art is subpar, as is the animation. As for the sound, yep, pretty bad as well. I could do with all this if at least it was funny, but alas, the humor is nonexistent. This is really appalling. Yes, I get it's a 3 minutes show, but some 3 minutes animes achieve much more than this. I really enjoyed "Aiura" (4 minutes) a few years ago. Yesterday I laughed a lot wathcing "Orenchi no Furo Jijou" (4 minutes), and "Teekyuu" with its frantic pace manages to be funny in 2 minutes. "Jingai-san no Yome" just sucks.

Seriously, even the infamous "Mars of Destruction" is a hundred times better than this piece of crap, and that is saying! Yes, it is that bad.

A show like Jingai-san no Yome merits a simple review. It's a simple show and there isnt much to it but it is nice for those that are like me and like what its selling. The show revolves around cute boys and weird creatures that pick them as their wives. Note: not husbands, wives.

You may wonder how any of that makes sense and why they would be wives but that's part of the appeal of the show
Its basically monster boy x human boy yaoi featuring the human boys thrown into the wife role. It resembles art and scenarios I've seen on deviantart and ... tumblr. Espeically with how the boys are designed. They look less conventional and more scene-like, with multicolored hair, messy or long hair, and sometimes often scowls.

In my eyes it's clear what this anime is marketed towards. And for that market I think it's a decent show that provides some cute moments between the boys and gives the heartwarming romantic moments that one wants to see. As someone looking forward to the anime originally while I wish it could have been more in depth it at the very least didn't fail in providing me something I enjoyed and hit the base notes that it needed to.

That said because it's so barren it's really only for fans of this subsection of yaoi and those that want to see cute boys becoming wifes. While it does that fine there nothing else to the show and nothing that'd merit someone from outside that taste to watch. Which basically brings it down to this, if you like what its offering it's a good use of 36 minutes. And if not, then the show probably isnt for you. Which is fine. Personally I think what it does right is fine enough.

So... This is my first review so go easy on me.
This anime is basically about 4 couples, all of them constituted by one human (a teenage boy in the case) and one supernatural creature (that goes from a kind of yellow and superfluffy bear to cyclope twins, being the twins married with the same guy). It shows their daily life basis as a married couple, the "wifes" taking care of the house and sometimes even doing more romantic stuff like going on a date.
Story: I give it a 6, although I enjoyed it I recognize that the story is plain, there's no drama or ... what so ever, it's a pretty white and simple slice of life I would say.
Art: I give it a 6 again, the characters are cute, especially the creatures, but , again, simple. There's nothing wrong about it being simple but there's nothing that you could call eye catching.
Sound: A 7, I liked the score, it wans't bad, especially the ending, through out the 12 episodes there was not even a single time I skipped the ending, it was fun and it goes pretty well with the whole anime.
Character: It's a 7, again, some of them are cute, pretty adorable but... I mean, they are a bunch of guys that married a bunch of creatures, they have moments when they are really adorable but sometimes they can also be a little way too boring.
Enjoyment: It's a 8, despite all I really enjoyed it, it was different, it's not an anime for all the otaku community to watch but it's worth watching, for the right people.
Overall: Its a 7, I liked it, it's not the worst anime I ever watched, also not the best but I still had a really good time watching it. If you want a little romance, a little yaoi, a small slife of life and a ending you can dance to, this is a good shot.

This is only my opinion so don't be mad if you don't agree. Also, english is not my mother language so sorry if I made any mistake.