This is what happens when you let Micheal Bay direct anime. Straight to the point, just robots and hot girls, just like the entire Transformers movie series.
Story (10/10) - The lack of a story makes this anime a true masterpiece.
Art (10/10) - The CGI reminds me of Transformers, which reminds me of Micheal Bay, which means it's good.
Sound (1/10) - The music was recycled and soulless. Totally unlike Transformers.
Character (10/10) - The characters have no personality, just like Transformers characters.
Enjoyment (10/10) - Transformers.
Overall (10/10) - Some discredit this anime for having no story, just like how they discredit the masterpiece that is Transformers: No
Plot Just Robots. This 5 episode anime series whose total runtime is less than 10 minutes truly is a masterpiece. We have shed the bounds of storytelling and plot for true entertainment.
This review is actually quite hard to write; quite strange for a five-episode show that total under ten minutes.
How do you judge something that doesn't aim high? When your anime is one big shitpost, how do you judge it?
Well, I lied.
It's actually quite simple, actually. It's one big shitpost, and it doesn't aim to be anything but that. And it's a good stinkin' time.
There is no story.
The artwork is quite good flat animation paired with passable CGI. They fit the aesthetic well, and the lacking parts of the CGI are actually used to the advantage of the comedy.
The sound's passable. Not much
to say. The use of the main theme would get old after a while if this wasn't so short.
The designs are cool, in a "what the hell, man" kind of way.
Enjoyment & overall score:
Yes, this anime gets a 10 for enjoyment. Everything in this anime is stupid, and intentionally. The concept is stupid, and the producers know it. The transformation sequences are laughably bad. The transformations are abrupt as hell. This gag would get old fast -- But this entire anime is less than ten minutes. So cut down and distilled, this is a fun collection of bad jokes. It's that friend who cracks stupid puns constantly. The joke's stupid but you laugh at it, with him and at him simultaneously.
But in the end, it's just a stupid joke. It's fun as hell, and you have to admire how well it's done, but...
It aims to be a stupid little joke. And that's all it is. Is it a fun hell of a time? You bet. But is it anything higher than the low bar it aims at? Not really.
This review contains spoilers, but you should still read anyway if you're curious as to why this anime is worse than Hametsu no Mars and Pupa combined.
What is the definition of bad? Well, that's easy. A quick Google search will tell you: 'of poor quality or a low standard'. Great. This is what Hametsu no Mars would fall under. If we wanted to use a word that sounded more harsh and extreme than bad, we would use the word atrocious: 'horrifyingly wicked'. This would best describe Pupa. So what does Henkei Shoujo fall under, you might be asking? Truth be told, there wasn't one word
in the Oxford dictionary that I could find that compares to the level of this monstrous abomination. So, I'll be submitting a new word to the dictionary: Henkei Shoujo, which will be defined as: 'the worst of the worst' because this is honestly how I felt after watching those five agonizing, yet very short, episodes of Henkei Shoujo. I'll try my best to save everyone who hasn't watched this yet to not fall for the cute picture and disturbing high rating.
So where do I begin? The first episode just randomly shows a girl standing in a field by herself. There's supposedly no one around, and there's a weird looking triangular house in the background. This idiot, who will be known as girl 1, holds her hat with her palm when a breeze picks up, but for some reason doesn't clutch onto it, and her hat blows away. She then starts to look all sad. Well, you should've held onto it better next time you simpleton. Then, out of nowhere, another random girl shows up and leaps 100 meters in the air to catch her hat, okay. Also I forgot to mention but there's peaceful and calm music playing in the background as this is all happening. Anyway, she fails to grab the hat, then the peaceful music stops awkwardly, and we get this girls arm transform into a machine as well as her whole body into a plane... Wait, what? Is probably what you asked yourself if you first saw this. There's no context or logic as to why she's the Megatron of anime, and while she's transforming she's making awkward moaning noises, oh and there's a pantsu shot too including with the jaw-dropping disgusting CGI. When she catches the hat with her wing, she doesn't even return it to girl 1!!! LOL!!! What a great first episode.
But that's just the beginning, and if you thought that was messed up, you're in for a ride because the second episode is MUCH worse. A new girl, who will be called girl 2, shows up running in the distance with someone stalking her via binoculars. She jumps over a puddle and there's another pantsu short. This girl then proceeds to go to the gas station, take out the gas pump of some man's car, and freaking DRINKS IT. What the deuce? Why is Japan showing kids a little girl drinking gasoline? Oh wait, then you find out she's another one of those transformer girls that's a car. Yet another terrible CGI scene takes place as her body parts are ripped and twisted around as they magically transform into car parts. Her face is split into two at one time too!! This is what basically goes on for the remainder of the next 3 episodes. Really stupid scenarios where the magical girls go autobots mode for no reason at all. And they all make the same moaning noises.
There is no story to Henkei Shoujo. The artwork is terrible, but not a 1 rating. A 1 rating artwork would go to something like Shitcom. I'll admit that the background scenes sometimes did look good, when it wasn't interrupted by the awful CGI and shoddy magical girls turning into robots. The artwork does not justify the ""story"" of Henkei Shoujo though. This can be said about the sounds too, the first episode's background music actually didn't make me vomit. It was the transformation music that took the cake on some of the most annoying music ever. There was probably only 3 or 4 words spoken throughout it's duration, with maybe over 50 grunting and moaning noises by the girls. The characters had no personalty and anyone could've replaced them. This show is an actual joke. Hentai has a better plot-line and premise to this garbage. I can't believe MAL actually added the characters of this show into their database. It actually baffles me that people give this a rating higher than 1.
Final verdict: 7/100 | 0.7/10 (WTF)
Do yourself a favor and NEVER watch this show, even if you're looking for some shits and giggles and want to masochist yourself. Because it's not worth it, trust me. I honestly wish I could've got those 5 minutes of my life back. This is the type of stuff that gives a bad name to anime. Stay far, FAR away from this.
Ok, I know all of you serious anime watchers out there are getting your panties in a bunch over how short and meaningless this anime (If you can call it that) is. However, I'm a fairly experienced individual myself, and let me tell you. If you rate this anime as a comparison to most other anime it will most likely score extremely low. However, the point of rating anime is just to rate it based on
a combination of your personal enjoyment, and how close you think the show is to how it should be. I personally enjoyed the quick 10 or so mins.
I spent watching, and I also believe it is exactly how the creators intended it to be. In my eyes this makes it a quirky random super-small anime that gets a quick laugh out of almost anyone that watches. You could compare this (if you have no imagination) to an extra short version of Saiki K. (another good one that you should watch if you haven't).