Tenkuu Danzai Skelter+Heaven

Better than Fullmetal Alchemist (real)

Now i need some text to publish this review, so here we have the Bee movie script:
Shrek, a grouchy, mean, selfish yet insecure green ogre that has always enjoyed living in peaceful solitude in his swamp, finds his life disrupted when numerous fairy-tale beings, including Pinocchio, the Three Little Pigs, and Donkey, are forced into the swamp by order of the obsessive, perfectionist, fairy-tale despising Lord Farquaad. Shrek leaves the swamp to ask Farquaad for the return of his privacy, with his new friend Donkey happily tagging along.

Meanwhile, Farquaad tortures the Gingerbread Man into revealing the whereabouts of the remaining ... fairy-tale creatures until his guards rush in with an object Farquaad has been searching for: the Magic Mirror. The Mirror tells him that Farquaad can only become a real king by marrying a princess (completely disregarding his original question regarding if his kingdom was the fairest of them all).

The Mirror gives him three princesses to choose from (in a parody of The Dating Game): Cinderella, Snow White, and Princess Fiona. Farquaad chooses Fiona and silences the Mirror before he can mention "the little thing that happens at night" (which is later revealed to be a curse). Shrek and Donkey arrive at Farquaad's palace in Duloc, where they find themselves in the midst of a tournament. The winner will have the "privilege" of attempting to rescue Fiona from a castle surrounded by lava and protected by a fire-breathing dragon so that Farquaad may marry her. Shrek (with some help from Donkey) easily beats the other knights in a fashion that resembles a wrestling match and Farquaad agrees to remove the fairy-tale creatures from the swamp if Shrek rescues Fiona.

Shrek and Donkey travel to the castle and split up to find Fiona. Donkey encounters the dragon and sweet-talks the beast to save himself before discovering that the dragon is female. Dragon takes a liking to Donkey and carries him to her chambers. When Shrek finds Fiona, she is appalled at his lack of romanticism. As they are leaving, Shrek manages to save Donkey, caught in Dragon's tender clutches, and causing her to become irate, chasing Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey out of the castle. At first, Fiona is thrilled to be rescued but quickly becomes disappointed when Shrek takes his helmet off and she realizes that he is an ogre.

The three make their return journey to Farquaad's palace, with Shrek and Fiona finding that they have more in common with each other along the way and falling in love. However, at night, Fiona refuses to camp with them, taking shelter in a nearby cave until morning. Shrek and Donkey stay awake and watch the stars while Shrek informs Donkey that he plans to build a 10-foot wall around his swamp when he returns. When Donkey persistently asks Shrek why he is doing this, Shrek sadly confesses to him that everyone judges him before they get to know him. Therefore, he feels he is better off alone, despite Donkey's admittance that he did not immediately judge him when they first met. Fiona hears this and decides to be kinder to Shrek the next day.

The next night, Fiona takes shelter in a nearby windmill. When Donkey hears strange noises coming from the windmill, he finds Fiona has turned into an ogress. Fiona explains she was cursed as a child and turns into an ogress every night, which is why she was locked away in the castle, and that only a kiss from her true love will return her to her "love's true form". Shrek, about to confess his feelings for Fiona, overhears part of their conversation, and is heartbroken as he misinterprets her disgust at her transformation into an "ugly beast" as being disgusted with him. Fiona makes Donkey promise not to tell Shrek about the spell, vowing to do it herself, but when the next morning comes, Shrek has brought Lord Farquaad to Fiona. The two return to the castle, while a hurt Shrek returns to the now-vacated swamp, not long after breaking off his friendship with Donkey, out of anger.

Shrek finds that, despite his privacy, he is miserable and misses Fiona. Donkey comes to the swamp, angry at Shrek and Shrek reveals that he overheard their conversation. Donkey keeps his promise to Fiona and tells Shrek that she was talking about someone else. He then tells him that Fiona will be getting married shortly, urging Shrek into action to gain Fiona's true love. They are able to travel to Duloc quickly, thanks to Dragon, who had escaped her confines and followed Donkey.

They interrupt the wedding before Farquaad can kiss Fiona, but not before the sun sets, which causes Fiona to turn into an ogress in front of everyone. While her transformation causes Shrek to fully understand what he overheard at the windmill, Farquaad, disgusted over the change, orders Shrek killed and Fiona imprisoned, but Shrek whistles for Dragon, who bursts in and devours Farquaad. Shrek and Fiona admit their love for each other and share a kiss; Fiona is bathed in light as her curse is broken but is surprised to find that she has remained an ogress, as she thought she was supposed to become beautiful, to which Shrek replies that she is beautiful. The two of them get married in the swamp and depart on their honeymoon while the rest celebrate by singing "I'm a Believer".

Taht s not the Bee movie script sorry

I am so confused with the plot but you know, this isn’t the worst. Honestly I’m able to enjoy most Animes, good or bad. Also, the characters are pretty, The Art style is what you see in a few other Animes, The Mech designs don’t look too bad, and at least this Anime HAS a Plot. There is worse Animes and this doesn’t deserve a 1 star in my opinion. It’s actually pretty entertaining for me to watch. Also, the Girl’s outfits looked really well done if you know what I mean. Although the Plot is hard to understand, Maybe you can enjoy it if ... you’re bored.

Generally, I don't like to waste time on anything, and since I have few friends and everyone is busy, unfortunately the rule "the worst films become the best comedies" was out of the question. So I decided to watch film at Pawleku. It would be even cool if it weren't for the fact that there was music from UT in the background (undertracs). Because apparently we live in times where good game music is limited only to games played by people with furras in their name, and games such as Final Fantasy, Castlevania and Megaman do not exist. What was still missing was to put ... music from the Nintendo Eshop in the background. But back, the anime is an adaptation of the game of the same name for Ps2 which is some ordinary visual novel like ddlc. Just an ordinary, ordinary wall of text where once every Russian year you have the opportunity to make a decision that has (or does not have) an impact on subsequent history. Also for those who would like to check it on their emulator, I don't recommend it..
I RECOMMEND PHOENIX WRIGHT, TIME HOLLOW AND HOTEL DUSK FOR THAT! THESE ARE BEST VISUAL NOVELS!
(A bit ironic that all these visual novels are on NDS)

Generally speaking, it can be seen that this ova has a lot of things taken from games, including cutscenes with robots in which you can see training camp girls, squids (looking like those from Mario) or the opening and ending, which are terribly artificial, long-winded and take up 5 minutes of this ova. Because of something like this, I'm not surprised that Binetsu and Asayake didn't make it to Megaman and Bass and MmZx. Speaking of robots, this is probably the most boring and drawn-out fight between an inanimate body and a squid. In mecha anime, the action most often takes place in the air or in space to give the robots as much space as possible, but at the same time room to move freely. Here, the fights look as if these girls were afraid of hitting some tree or the remains of a skyscraper of some company that is taxing the employees of Mappy, Wit, ufotable and A1. The animation and the line itself are terrible. Literally if the squid (which looks like that from the first Star Fox) doesn't move and the characters either move their mouths but don't move at the same time (like it's some fucking Family Guy) you know something is wrong. Especially when you consider that the seiyu's work is not in sync with the mouth animation, as if they had drawn it all first and only then recorded the sound. Already the modifications to GryKarcianeDlaDzieci are better synchronized. The heroines themselves show too clearly that they are supposedly androids, by smiling too often, grimacing constantly or being scared, even though their eyebrows don't move at all. I won't even mention their artificial bodies. (and I'm not going to write it here because I won't mention it)

The scene in this pseudo-gym, where the girls seems to be doing pull-ups and moaning so nicely, was nice.
I do not recommend, 10/10

Fun Fact: The original publisher Tenkuu Danzai Skelter+Heaven on Ps2 (Idea Factory) also released the Neptunia series, which is best known for the fact that it incorporates a number into the series on the Sonic-linked one and that one of the installments (probably 7) was credited in Tvgames about Jrpgs. I recommend this movie because it is my favorite on TVgry. Overall, I think I liked Jordan the most out of all the Tvgry. He's bald and studied cultural studies, but that didn't mean he was a bald guy from anime.
Ps: No seriously, Jordan you could unironically skip Kill La Kill on channels provided by Bb fans and a cowboy game for neo-Nazis (Red Dead Redemption). He has already recommended some Saint Seiya, Yu-gi-oh, Beyblade or other Bakugan.