Docchi mo Maid

This anime is the only thing that has made me laugh in the past 6 months. It looks like it was made by a horny lesbian on DeviantArt who is also 8. I love it. You can find the English sub for free on Youtube, and I highly recommend that you do. You will be smacked in the face by how bad it is, and that is a good thing. It will make you strong. There is definitely some culture out there where watching this is part of a ritual to become a man. If you complete this episode, congrats, you are one of the ... elites. There is a special place for you in Heaven when you die. Also, if you want to make it extra fun, make it a drinking game where you drink every time you feel the need to loudly exclaim how bad it is. This happens more than is reasonable, as when you turn it on you will be compelled by unseen dark forces.

Go forth warily.

As I was going through my horrifically long Plan To Watch list, I stumbled upon this 13 minute OVA with a low MAL score. I figured, "Hey, it's 1:00 am, and I have school tomorrow and I can't stay up too late but I still want to watch something, this is perfect!" And perfect it indeed was, because I have unearthed this wonderful, shit-stained diamond!
Review:
Story/Plot/Writing: It doesn't even have a story, nor is there an overarching plot or end-goal, really. This feels like a pilot episode more than anything, since it just presents the viewers with a simple premise followed by next to no narrative ... substance whatsoever. Apparently, these maids are androids from outer space or something, and they serve a random 12 year old girl who's in middle school and they protect the city from monsters, and that's all we know about them. I'll let the narrative part slide since this doesn't try to be a story and goes nowhere.
Characters: As shallow as the story, which just so happens to be as deep as a a hole in concrete made using a plastic spoon. You won't get anything from these characters or the story.
Art/Animation: The art looks very shitty, I bet I could make something better than this, and that's saying something! These look like an amateur's second attempt at drawing anime in their sketchbook with color. It's not anything horrible, but is still very bad. At least it can look cute at times! The backgrounds are also awful. The animation is actually surprisingly smooth at times, which is very nice.
Sound/Music: It may have been the video player I used, and I'll use this segment to mention that the video player was at 144p so it may have affected the visual quality as well, but it's a short anime that takes very little of your time so it doesn't matter anyway. The sound quality was awful. The voice acting is good, and the music is decent, but the video player, I'm assuming, made it sound like dogshit... unless I'm wrong and this is the true quality of the OVA, which I doubt it is.

Overall: This is one of those anime that's so bad, it's amazing. You won't find crap like this anywhere else and that's what makes these pieces of garbage so special. There is almost no substance, but it sure is entertaining (at least to me). I get the feeling that this was satirical, so it raises my score a bit, because when you look at it from that perspective, it's a whole lot better. I would give this a 2, but due to the lack of narrative and how much I enjoyed it, I'll let it slide. 5.2/10! Rounded to 5/10 for MAL score!

This is a spoiler free (as much as I could) review of Docchi mo Maid and my first ever review, so please keep that in mind...

Story - 2
The Story was terrible and made no sense. The main characters are 2 girls that fight monsters dressed as maids to save the world from humanity and pollution... In the show, we see them fight a pervert monster that assaults women and, once its true identity is revealed, everyone suddenly starts to have pity for it and to want to save it, despite what it just did, because it's cute and a little girl is crying. That 180 ... made no sense and, since it's the only actual thing to happen in the anime, it made it lose quite a few points in the story department.

Art - 2
What is there to say that would be positive about the art... The animation looks so stiff and the art is inconsistent in the best of cases, with the line-work being particularly bad and almost looking random. Still it wouldn't be a 2 if it wasn't for the crowd we see halfway through the episode. It looks so bad I think even I could realistically reproduce in Paint and, at one point, to give the impression was bigger than it was they showed the exact same ugly picture with a shirtless guy for reasons I couldn't explain twice in a row.

Sound - 3
The sounds are taken from a royalty free sounds library at best and downright awful at worst. The quality of the recording of the main characters voices wasn't too bad, but once again, it's the crowd that shines in how bad it is, sounding like it was recorded with a broken laptop microphone. The only reason this doesn't get a 1 too is because the OP wasn't too bad

Characters - 4
The best part about the show, but even that's bad. The 2 main girls are literally pervert girls that always look like they are doing something dirty and are apparently OP from the one ''action'' scene in the show, that's it. Then there is a blue sphere that is supposed to represent the Earth I think and is apparently a guy, nothing to note here. Finally, there is the crowd, that GOD AWFUL crowd... Honestly, I feel like it was added in a few hours before the deadline and the anime would probably be more bearable without it. The characters were all boring and oversexualized for the sake of it, but I guess there was nothing TOO awful here and the chara. design for the main girls DID accomplish its purpose

Enjoyment - 2
Let's be straightforward, my enjoyment would have been non-existent if it went on for any longer then it did, but it only lasted 15 minutes and zombie_pegasus' subs on Youtube were pretty funny, so I will give it a 2.

Overall - 2
I have no clue why this exist, but it does. There is nothing great about it and it's one of the few titles I have a hard time finding ANY kind of redeeming quality for. I guess some could find the humor funny, but it wasn't for me. Was I not trying to watch every Shoujo Ai, I would have skipped on this one