Docchi mo Maid

As I was going through my horrifically long Plan To Watch list, I stumbled upon this 13 minute OVA with a low MAL score. I figured, "Hey, it's 1:00 am, and I have school tomorrow and I can't stay up too late but I still want to watch something, this is perfect!" And perfect it indeed was, because I have unearthed this wonderful, shit-stained diamond!
Review:
Story/Plot/Writing: It doesn't even have a story, nor is there an overarching plot or end-goal, really. This feels like a pilot episode more than anything, since it just presents the viewers with a simple premise followed by next to no narrative ... substance whatsoever. Apparently, these maids are androids from outer space or something, and they serve a random 12 year old girl who's in middle school and they protect the city from monsters, and that's all we know about them. I'll let the narrative part slide since this doesn't try to be a story and goes nowhere.
Characters: As shallow as the story, which just so happens to be as deep as a a hole in concrete made using a plastic spoon. You won't get anything from these characters or the story.
Art/Animation: The art looks very shitty, I bet I could make something better than this, and that's saying something! These look like an amateur's second attempt at drawing anime in their sketchbook with color. It's not anything horrible, but is still very bad. At least it can look cute at times! The backgrounds are also awful. The animation is actually surprisingly smooth at times, which is very nice.
Sound/Music: It may have been the video player I used, and I'll use this segment to mention that the video player was at 144p so it may have affected the visual quality as well, but it's a short anime that takes very little of your time so it doesn't matter anyway. The sound quality was awful. The voice acting is good, and the music is decent, but the video player, I'm assuming, made it sound like dogshit... unless I'm wrong and this is the true quality of the OVA, which I doubt it is.

Overall: This is one of those anime that's so bad, it's amazing. You won't find crap like this anywhere else and that's what makes these pieces of garbage so special. There is almost no substance, but it sure is entertaining (at least to me). I get the feeling that this was satirical, so it raises my score a bit, because when you look at it from that perspective, it's a whole lot better. I would give this a 2, but due to the lack of narrative and how much I enjoyed it, I'll let it slide. 5.2/10! Rounded to 5/10 for MAL score!