*NOTICE* : THANKS TO MY FRIEND SPOOKT SUGGESTION: "Your profile is still amazing, but I sometimes get lost in its depths for days! You should add a food stop or two in there so we travelers don't starve to death waiting for rescue." THANK YOU, SPOOKT, I WILL NOT LET YOUR SACRIFICE GO TO WASTE AND YOU SHALL FOREVER REMAIN IN MY BITCHY HEART...T^T
SO, I REALIZED THAT I HAVE BEEN IGNORANT OF YOU VIEWERS' POOR STOMACH. HENCE WHY, I SHALL INCLUDE SOME FOOD STANCES IN-BETWEEN MY PROFILE TO HELP YOU GET THROUGH THIS TEDIOUS QUEST OF BITCHCRAFT, HOPE YOU ENJOY IT. >:3
ABOUT MEH:
MY RAPE FACE:
MY BRAIN CONDITION:
MY HOBBY:
MY CHOICES:
MY FIRST TIME:
MY FIRST KISS:
MY FIRST JOB:
MY TABLE:
MY LOVE:
MY MELONS:
WHAT I LIKE IN FATHERS:
WHAT I LIKE IN NURSES:
MORE TO COME... STAY TUNED !!! WHILE WAITING, WHY NOT LISTENING TO SOME MUSIC ? HERE YOU GO !!!
SMEX SCENE OF THE WEEK(S): KIRA X FLAY
DESPITE ALL THE HATE ON THIS SCENE, IT WAS ONE OF THE FEW RARE ANIMES WHERE SMEX WAS PLEASANT TO WATCH WITHOUT GOING ANY FURTHER TO "TOUCHY" DETAILS. LOOK AT THIS AND LEARN FROM KING PIMP KIRA'S SHOOTING SKILLS, YOU BUNCH OF PERVERT BUT BALL-LESS HAREM LEADS !!!
COUPLE OF THE WEEK(S): MIU X MARY, GIRL X GIRL, WHY NOT?!!
YAY, WHEN THERE'S NO DECENT MALES OUT THERE, GIRL SHOULD JUST X EACH OTHER ALREADY. I MEAN, WHY SHOULD GIRLS CARE ABOUT SOME RANDOM "I'M AN AVERAGE ANGSTY SUCK-DONKEY-BALL TEENAGER" MALES?
KISS SCENE OF THE WEEK(S): MORIGUCHI X HARUNABARA
FINALLY !!! A GOOD KISSING SCENE THAT IS BEING NEGLECTED IN MOST ANIME NOWADAYS, PROLLY DUE TO JAPANESE GUYS LIKING EACH OTHER NOW... ACTUALLY, I WOULD RATHER HAVE A COUPLE EXPRESS THEIR LOVE THROUGH A SIMPLE YET BEAUTIFUL KISS RATHER THAN FALLING ON EACH OTHER'S PRIVATE AREAS... <_<
FASHION OF THE WEEK(S): MORRIGAN AENSLAND
FINALLY, AN ATTRACTIVE MATURE WOMAN WHO ISN'T BOUNDED TO SOME BORING BALLS-LESS MALE IN SOME CHEESY ROMANCE. SOMETIMES, IT'S BEST FOR SOME WOMEN TO BE ALONE AND KICKASS SINCE THEY'RE TOO COOL FOR MEN TO HANDLE (^_^)b
BEST MALE CHARACTER OF THE WEEK(S): RYO SAEBA
_PROOF THAT A BISHONEN DOES NOT HAVE TO LOOK LIKE A CHICK TO BE ATTRACTIVE.
_PROOF THAT A PROTAGONIST DOES NOT HAVE TO HAVE SUPERNATURAL POWERS TO BE BADASS AS HE DOWNED A FRIGGIN' HELICOPTER, A TANK, A MAFIA BASE,... WITH ONLY HIS 37 MAGNUM. GOLGO 13 MIGHT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN MATCH HIS HAXOR SNIPING SKILLS.
_THE TRUE PIMP KING WHO PIMPED & MOKKORI-ED MORE THAN 100 GIRLS, NOT COUNTING THE ONES HE PIMPED IN HIS TEENS, HENCE THE SHRIMP NAGI AS WELL AS ZETSUBOU SENSEI ARE JUST A LAUGHING STOCK COMPARED TO HIS MIGHTY PIMP-NESS.
_THE ONLY MALE CHARACTER WHO EVER RECEIVED 3 ANIME GRAND PRIX, NOT EVEN SPIKE SPIEGEL, KIRA YAMATO, LELOUCH LAMPEROUGE OR CHAR... COULD EVER ACHIEVE THIS MUCH.
_ONE OF THE RARE PROTAGONISTS WHO DOES NOT GO EMO BECAUSE HE HAD A SAD PAST BUT FACE IT HEAD ON WITH A... MOKKORI.
FOODSTAND #1: PLEASE STOP BY TO HAVE SOME GUNDAM SALAD, SPONSORED BY SUNRISE, FILLING YOUR STOMACH WITH EPICNESS SINCE 1980
PHRASE OF THE WEEK(S): YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MY COFFEE, BITCH !!!
UHH... WHAT CAN I SAY? OH, I KNOW: "I LOVE YOUR MUFFINS, CHIE!!!"
BITCH OF THE WEEK(S): SPINZAKU
HECK YEAH, EVEN AFTER ALMOST 2 YEARS, I STILL HATE HIM AS EVER. ONE OF THE RARE CHARACTERS WHO MADE ME "HATE" INSTEAD OF MY CASUAL "DON'T LIKE BUT ALSO DON'T HATE".
GAME OF THE WEEK(S): PERSONA RHYME
*CAUTION: PLEASE REFRAIN FROM FAPPING DUE TO THE PRESENCE OF 2 TRAPS, ANY VIOLATION WILL RESULT IN TRAUMA FOR LIFE. ALSO, NO TOUCHES ALLOWED TO THE LOLI & THE RED HEAD FOR SOME PERSONAL REASON*
DILEMMA OF THE WEEK(S): ADACHI VS. VEGETA- "BITCHES AND WHORES" VS. "OVER 9000!!!": CLASH OF MANLINESS
ADACHI: "BITCHES AND WHORES
OR,
VEGETA: "OVER 9000!!!"
FOODSTAND #2: DARLING, WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE YOUR JAPANESE HOT MEAL OR ME? CREDITS TO DEMOISELLE ASUKA FOR FILLING YOUR STOMACH WITH ACIDIC COMMENTS!!!
KISSING STYLE OF THE WEEK(S): DUTCH KISS
PFFF, FRENCH KISSING IS OVERRATED, SO LEARN HOW TO DUTCH KISS LIKE THIS COUPLE AND BETCHA GIRL/BOYFRIEND(S ?) WILL GET MORE HORNY ABOUT YOU ;)
PHENOMENON OF THE WEEK(S): DTNK
I WAS COMPLETELY FOOLED INTO THINKING THAT THIS SHOW IS JUST ANOTHER GENERIC HAREM-COMEDY-ROMANCE, IT WAS NOTHING OF THE SORT. IN FACT, IT WAS LIKE AN IMPECCABLE HYBRID OF KURENAI MIXED WITH HIGURASHI AND KARA NO KYOUKAI. LITTERALLY DROOLING FOR THE NEXT OVA AT CHRISTMAS, IT WILL BE THE SWEETEST GIFT PATRACHE JAPAN CAN GIVE ME... LONG LIVE PATRACHE!!! LONG LIVE JAPAN!!!
MUST-GET GAME OF THE WEEK(S):
GUILTY PLEASURE OF MINE... *START BEGGING FOR AN INTERNATIONAL NO-MACHO-MAN VERSION RELEASE FROM SQUEANIX ON PS3*
FOODSTAND #3: AS FOR DESSERT, HOPE YOU ARE PLEASED WITH A "BLACK ROSE OF DOOM"!!! AND PLEASE BE GENTLE TO YOUR LOLI COMPANION IF YOU COULD, THANK YOU!!! XD
OPENING OF THE WEEK(S): LEMME BE YOUR WINGS
_KRATOS VS. RICHTER= ORGASM
_ULTIMATE POWER RANGERS: LLOYD IRVING+ YURI LOWELL+ LUKE FON FABRE + STAHN AILERON + SHING METEORYTE >>>>>>>> 9000!!!
ENDING OF THE WEEK(S): ASK...ME...OUT.... 0___0
SORRY, BUT CAN YOU SHUT UP?!!! EVEN IF I WANT TO LISTEN TO YOU, MY EARS WON'T ALLOW ME TO DUE TO THE BEAT OF THIS SONG....DAMN, WHAT NOW? I CAN'T EVEN CONTROL MY BODY ANYMORE... IT'S MOVING, DANCING, AND WETTING BY ITSELF!!! 0-o HALP MEHHHHHHHHHH!!!
CONSOLE OF THE WEEK(S): PLAY STATION 2, IT'S A SONYYYYYYY !!!!
NO, I'M NOT A SONY FANBOY. NO, IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF PERSONA. NO, IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF DRAGON QUEST. NO, IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF DEVIL MAY CRY,... BUT IT'S BECAUSE OF THIS AUTOMATIC WIN CM:
FAVORITE SCENE OF THE WEEK(S): KISS IN THE CAR
AHHH... I LOVED THE 80's AND HERE'S ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS...X3
FAVORITE LULZ OF THE WEEK(S): FUMIKO'S CONFESSION
"I'M SORRY BUT I PREFER BASEBALL MORE THAN MISO SOUP!!!"
FEATURE OF THE WEEK(S): H-I-M-A-R-I !!!!
ONE OF THE RARE FEMALE LEAD WHO ISN'T MOE-SHIT ANNOYING AND NOT A GOOD-FOR-NOTHING DAMSEL IN DISTRESS WHO MADE ME DESPAIR!!!
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FAIL..ER FALL SEASON ANIME RANKING:
#1 BLUE LITTERATURE : =
#2- WHITE ALBUM ^+1
#3- 11 EYES v-1
#4- NYAN KOI: ^+ > 7
#5- SEITOKAI NO ICHIZONv-1
#6- DARKER THAN BLACK: RYOUSEI NO GEMINI: ^+1
#7- SEIKEN NO KATANAKAJI v-2
#8- TENTAI SENSHI SUNRED: ^+>2
#9- TATAKAU SHISHO: BOOK OF BANTORRA : v-2
]#10- NOGIZAKA HARUKA NO HIMITSU: ^ >1
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WIN-NOT-TER SEASON ANIME 1ST GLANCE IMPRESSIONS:
_Durarara: Same stuff as Baccano? ~Okay~ nothing interesting but prolly a good way to kill time... End up in testing list.
_Dance in the Vampire Bund: Something ticks me off about this amazing show..... I wonder what it is? Hmmmm.....Oh yeah, why the f**k is Shinbo here? It's not one of those all-talk shows like Maria+Holic, Bakemonogatari, Zetsubou Sensei that need his over-the-top shitty artsy style to cover up the buncha crap talk rite? And I have no idea that vampires in this show are so binbo and lack magical powers that they can't even afford some guns and hafta rely on medieval weapons.... Still a good show though, but anyway...End up on testing list.
_So.Ra.No.Wo.To:......... FUCK, another Mio-On w/o Mio herself? Despite cursing that, I like Mio-On so.... Positively end up on watching list.
_Hanamaru Kindergarten: Reminded me of Aiko Desho with better art style but something uneasy about it made it....End up on my testing list.
_Nodame Cantabile: NOTTO DESU SHITTO AGEN!!!I'm so tired of this crap already...IS it the final? Please tell me it is and maybe I will consider to give a glance at the last ep...Dropped.
_Katanagatari: The art put me off but the story sounds kinda interesting and the male didn't seem like a wuss...yet, so....End up on testing list.
_Qwaser of Stigmata: Tis' an easy one: Tits all over the place, milk gushing outta tits, fucking horny shota sucking tits,.... Do you even need to ask?.... Dropped the fuck in your face!!!
_Baka to Test: From what I see, I can immediately deduct that the male lead is a f**king dumbass so normally I already dropped this crap....However, might prolly give it an ep to see how's the plot....End up on testing list.
_Hidamari Sketch: Good way to kill time if I were not busy, I might watch the crap outta it, so...End up on testing list.
_Harunakaru Toki no Naka de: Bishonen? Good one. Sparkling? FUCK NO!!! ....Dropped!!!
_Okami Kakushi:Hmmm... Sounds interesting, I will positively have it....End up on testing list.
_Rose O'Neill's Kewpie: The fuck is this?....Dropped!!!
_Omamori Himari:Ecchi w/o a dick-less brotagonist? Not even a single annoying gal? FUCK YEAH!!!.... Proudly end up on the top of my watching list.
_Ladies VS. Butlers: Hayate no Gotoku? They Are My Noble Masters? Interestingly enough....Positively end up on testing list.
_Chu-Bra!!!: Underwear all over again? *sigh* Cute artwork though so.... negatively end up on testing list.
_OVERALL IMPRESSIONS:
_ This year would alreay be a total failure for me, if not for certain factors like DTNK or Cencoroll, and ironically, they are all OVA(s). This win-not-ter also sucks, the whole year sucks but I'm glad that I can enjoy a lovely Christmas Eve with DTNK once again (YAY!!! >3<). Hope the next year will be better and get the facepalms outta my face. Thank you for listening to my rambling!!! (^_^)b
Nah checked francis' a long time ago, and I won't do it again, damnit he seems to like Yuka D:
But really, she should die. It doesn't matter though in what way she dies : D
Best would be if Kakeru went "oh god you're annoying" and kills her himself : D OH that would make me so happy
What the . ? lol
I spent like.. 15min reading through your whole profile xD.
I wonder how I ended up here though... Oh well, I'm just passing by : D
Also... being a bit more serious now, Yuka should really just drop dead.
Oh come on you would say the same thing if you had a girl you loved if not then in your dreams.
BitchMaster said: I'm afraid that's not gonna happen in my case for various reasons~ ;)
Why not? Many guys would do that if it was a girl like Yuka.
BitchMaster said: Random pink panties showed up at inappropriate times....YEs we get it!!! WE already know her panties are pink and cute, and seriously, is it me or she wore the same pair of panties over and over again? ~Ewwww...
No she has many panties...the color is just pink all the time. Anything happens to her I will make you responsible along Oosran for this wish thing.
BitchMaster said: Sorry Oosran, but may I ask you this since you're a guy? Would you like your gf to wear the same damn pink panties everyday and flash those in your faces every 2 sec? No matter what you feel, like when you get fired from work, step in dog's poo.... and you see her panties, what would you do?
And what would you make me do if that happens? ~I'm, like totally, scared, boohoo~
rofl....hey why not pink panties are great to see from a girl like Yuka with her great body and complex not to mention breasts.
BitchMaster said: Go emo for some trivial things....Okay, I admit seeing your dream man having a woman on his genitals is serious but what? Doesn't she have that lousy mouth of her that always shouts "Kakeru-kun" ? Why not ask him honestly what's going on instead of demand him to suck her tongue? She, like totally, looked
like a horny freak to me at that moment LAWL
That makes no sense at all. Yuka is just shy, she can't any of that you mention above.
BitchMaster said: How can that makes no sense? And you just basically repeat what I said about why she's annoying: shy. Yup, one of the reasons that makes people hate her is because she's shy and drag the GDODAMN story on and on about her emo issue. We, or rather, I, don't care about this kind of" because"; all I know is that her personalities suck, thus why I won't like her.
She does not drag the story with Emo issues but on the contrary makes it interesting.
BitchMaster said: I don't know about some guys' fetish but seriously, do all guys like a 24/7-on-your-arm gal like that for girlfriend? I know for fact that Oosran doesn't, unless he is playing the Tsundere... ~_+
Oosran would love to have a nice girl like Yuka to watch with him anime and make him not bored in class. Would you not think so?
BitchMaster said: Oosran, once again, would you mind giving francis a list of gals that you think is cool for him to compare and contrast, or rather, only contrast? Around 10 would be the best... Instead of repeating about the same thing over and over?
Ouais je te comprend puis je trouve non logique Cecily mais sa gêne l'a emparrée de violence vers Luke puis c'est par hasard aussi a cause que Cecily est Tsundere? Si Lisa ne serai pas là elle l'aurai pas fait puis je suis presque sûr. En passant j'ai hâte de voir ta face pour 11 eyes épisode 7, tu va honorer Yuka avec ma photo prise d'elle. Aller a genou pour Yuka ;D
Live-action actually, but yes it will suck. There is only one Major Motoko Kusanagi and she speaks Japanese.
Naw, movie Deunan does nothing for me. Her physical redesign is so lacking compared to manga (i.e. real) Deunan.
When you say it like that, maybe fun was the wrong word. More like 'amusing.' But it's a shallow amusement that's gone once the ep is over. Generic fantasy get!
How about Elfen Lied? Plenty of violence and horror in there for avatars. And tears. In fact do that. Make an avatar compilation of everyone crying. Make the Most Depressing Avatar! That is your task, Master of Bitches! Go forth!
