Forum Settings
Forums

Red Handed: Caught while playing with myself.

New
Feb 6, 2010 5:11 PM
#1

Offline
Aug 2009
1657
Okay so I was wanking off and all of a sudden the guest in our house bursted into my room without any notice. She didn't knock or anything. She didn't expect me doing it and I didn't expect her to come into my room. She's kind of like my guardian since she took care of me when I was little when my parents were at work.

What do I do now?! Man, invading a person's privacy sure is one big of a deal. Now I'm worried that she might tell the incident to my parents. I know I shouldn't be asking an "Anime" forums but I just wanted to share if anyone ever got caught red handed, or that only just happened to me.
Pages (2) [1] 2 »
Feb 6, 2010 5:14 PM
#2

Offline
Nov 2007
5599
What can you do? Just shrug it off. Masturbation is natural, so I don't see why she or your parents should care. Did she say anything to you, or rush out of the room all embarrassed or anything? It's probably best to just not mention the incident, and she probably won't either. Such things are best left alone.
Feb 6, 2010 5:17 PM
#3

Offline
Jul 2009
6620
Next time locked the door..
Hmm just act as if nothing happened, even she tell your parent i think they will understand or well dunno i haven't been caught
Feb 6, 2010 5:18 PM
#4

Offline
Jun 2008
11429
Why do you play with yourself when you know you're not alone in your house and you know there's a guest.
Feb 6, 2010 5:19 PM
#5

Offline
Aug 2009
1657
my life is over. you have no idea about the embarrassment that i've faced.
Feb 6, 2010 5:19 PM
#6

Offline
Jul 2009
1814
Don't worry.

It's not like people will say anything.

They just know the information and you feel shit.

Nothing else to it.
あらあら。。。^^
Feb 6, 2010 5:20 PM
#7

Offline
Jan 2008
1476
it's cool bro
:v
Feb 6, 2010 5:20 PM
#8

Offline
Jun 2008
10052
What material were you fapping to at the time.
Feb 6, 2010 5:20 PM
#9

Offline
Nov 2008
462
sucks to be you.
Feb 6, 2010 5:20 PM
Offline
Aug 2009
344
and by who were you caught?
Feb 6, 2010 5:20 PM

Offline
Feb 2009
1394
TrollVonOrbison said:
What material were you fapping to at the time.
Signature removed. Please follow the signature rules, as defined in the Site & Forum Guidelines.
Feb 6, 2010 5:21 PM

Offline
Oct 2009
1578
oh my. you have my sympathies.
Feb 6, 2010 5:23 PM

Offline
Aug 2009
1657
Asako said:
Masturbation is natural.

I know, I know it's considered normal but it ruined my dignity. Now I am very ashamed to go outside my room. Everytime I see her, I don't know what to say.

Laevantein said:
Next time locked the door..

Tachii said:
Why do you play with yourself when you know you're not alone in your house and you know there's a guest.

I thought I was alone so I didn't think locking the doors would be necessary. I thought the guest went along with my parents and go shopping.

Sigh man, it feels so different. I am very embarrassed.
Feb 6, 2010 5:24 PM

Offline
Aug 2009
245
Trollkastel said:
TrollVonOrbison said:
What material were you fapping to at the time.
Feb 6, 2010 5:26 PM

Offline
Aug 2009
1657
nonono you guys don't understand the embarrassment. wtf man who fuycking invented wanking off anyways fuck fuck im so dead. the guest saw my wanking off fuck yo

Trollkastel said:
TrollVonOrbison said:
What material were you fapping to at the time.

3d girls, unfortunately.
Feb 6, 2010 5:27 PM

Offline
Dec 2009
195
Could be worse, you could have been caught fapping to anime pron.
Feb 6, 2010 5:28 PM

Offline
Dec 2009
195
And you coulda had a small penis.
Feb 6, 2010 5:28 PM

Offline
Jun 2008
10052
3D girls?


You deserve the embarrassment


I feel no sorrow for you anymore
Feb 6, 2010 5:28 PM

Offline
Oct 2009
1578
Moonfrost said:
nonono you guys don't understand the embarrassment. wtf man who fuycking invented wanking off anyways fuck fuck im so dead. the guest saw my wanking off fuck yo

Trollkastel said:
TrollVonOrbison said:
What material were you fapping to at the time.

3d girls, unfortunately.


was it a man or woman that saw you?
Feb 6, 2010 5:28 PM

Offline
Jun 2009
829
If you play with it, you'll go blind >.>

Anyways...

Dont worry so much about it. As they said its natural. Most ppl do it. She probably does to. You may feel awkward right now but im sure it'll pass in time. I doubt she'd tell your parents that she walked in on you fapping anyways. It was embarrassing for Both of you and her.

Feb 6, 2010 5:29 PM

Offline
Aug 2009
1657
triseke said:
was it a man or woman that saw you?

woman she's like in her early 30s or late 20s. she's a guest man fuck im so dead im not gonna go out in my room
Feb 6, 2010 5:31 PM

Offline
Aug 2009
1657
TrollVonOrbison said:
3D girls?


You deserve the embarrassment


I feel no sorrow for you anymore


i usually do 3d and 2d alternatively. its just today it was the 3d's schedule

1stmexicanpres said:
And you coulda had a small penis.

1430 on the sats
Feb 6, 2010 5:33 PM

Offline
Oct 2009
1578
Moonfrost said:
triseke said:
was it a man or woman that saw you?

woman she's like in her early 30s or late 20s. she's a guest man fuck im so dead im not gonna go out in my room


calm down. Im sure, by now, every woman on this planet knows that guys masterbate. Sure its gonna be embarrassing the next time you see her, but the worst thing you can do right now is stay in your room. Just go about what you normally do. If you're awkward about it, she will be too.
Feb 6, 2010 5:36 PM

Offline
Dec 2009
195
It could turn out good. She could have liked what she saw and in the middle of the night you'll feel a wierd sensation and you'll kick off your blankets to see her sucking you off and you'll be like "Stop.. we can't *blush*". Then she'll be like "Oh... but down here you're enjoying it.." Moonfrost blushes a deep red, and lets out a series of labored breaths. "But..b.ut my parents!" The guest tightens her lips around moonfrost and continues with more force. "aaaa" moonfrost can't hold it anymore. His entire body shivers as he lets out a moan. "Now it's your turn to make me feel good... ;)" Says the guest with a coy smile on her face. She pulls out a strap on and rapes moonfrost in the butt and he enjoys it.
The end.
But since you probably have a small penis that won't happen.
Feb 6, 2010 5:37 PM

Offline
Jun 2008
10052
Its not healthy to project your own small penis onto others mexicanpres
Feb 6, 2010 5:38 PM

Offline
Oct 2009
1578
1stmexicanpres said:
It could turn out good. She could have liked what she saw and in the middle of the night you'll feel a wierd sensation and you'll kick off your blankets to see her sucking you off and you'll be like "Stop.. we can't *blush*". Then she'll be like "Oh... but down here you're enjoying it.." Moonfrost blushes a deep red, and lets out a series of labored breaths. "But..b.ut my parents!" The guest tightens her lips around moonfrost and continues with more force. "aaaa" moonfrost can't hold it anymore. His entire body shivers as he lets out a moan. "Now it's your turn to make me feel good... ;)" Says the guest with a coy smile on her face. She pulls out a strap on and rapes moonfrost in the butt and he enjoys it.
The end.
But since you probably have a small penis that won't happen.


your prose is moving
Feb 6, 2010 5:39 PM

Offline
Apr 2009
1507
You should walk up to her with sunglasses and a big smile and say "DAMN SHAWTY"

Works everytime
Feb 6, 2010 5:41 PM

Offline
Jun 2008
1359
Don't worry, we've all been there. Only I wasn't fapping and I didn't get caught.
Feb 6, 2010 6:00 PM

Offline
Jun 2008
265
It's most likely she won't say anything out of embarresment and nothing will come from the incident.
Feb 6, 2010 6:07 PM

Offline
Feb 2008
1810
thats funny
Feb 6, 2010 6:19 PM

Offline
Aug 2009
1169
Damn. That must be embarrassing. There really is nothing you can do except pretend like it didn't happen. There's no way you can talk to her and make her forget. That would be awkward as hell. Just get over it and be careful next time.
Feb 6, 2010 6:45 PM

Offline
Oct 2007
3267
Asako said:
What can you do? Just shrug it off. Masturbation is natural, so I don't see why she or your parents should care. Did she say anything to you, or rush out of the room all embarrassed or anything? It's probably best to just not mention the incident, and she probably won't either. Such things are best left alone.
There was that guy who got arrested after he was caught fucking a bike...
Feb 6, 2010 6:53 PM

Offline
May 2008
125
Ouch man! Well don't worry about it . It will be forgotten sooner or later :) But seriously? Why didn't she even knock ?

Love is filled with mystery
Feb 6, 2010 9:00 PM

Offline
Dec 2009
367
T______T and why were you wanking off when you have a guest over? doesnt that seem, oh i dont know, retarded? at least do it in the bathroom with the door locked
Feb 6, 2010 9:04 PM
Offline
Jul 2018
564612
^ read post 5
Feb 6, 2010 9:11 PM

Offline
Jan 2009
1615
Should've asked for help.
Feb 6, 2010 9:24 PM

Offline
Feb 2009
364
Eh. Your timing in your business was pretty shitty.

But. It is natural. Not a totally big deal.


Feb 6, 2010 9:29 PM

Offline
Dec 2009
83
Relax, take a few deep breaths and move on. You'll probably be laughing about this incident a few months--Or years--down the track.
Feb 6, 2010 9:40 PM

Offline
May 2009
1078
Flibbertigibbet said:
Start a sexual relationship with her.

agree
Signature removed. Please follow the signature rules, as defined in the Site & Forum Guidelines.
Feb 6, 2010 9:46 PM

Offline
Aug 2008
174
FML moments begin with an un-locked door.


Feb 6, 2010 9:52 PM

Offline
Jun 2008
15714
Lepchin17 said:
Should've asked for help.


i agree with this post
I'm back.
Feb 6, 2010 9:58 PM

Offline
May 2009
26
Just forget about it and you should be fine.
Feb 6, 2010 10:01 PM

Offline
Jun 2009
1375
my mom walked in on me once. and what was i watching, oh nothing weird just some ZOMG TENTACLES.
neither of us ever mentioned it again. and you know what? she doesn't bust in like a champ at 4am either wanting to watch tv. she knocks. so at least you know it'll never happen again.
Signature removed. Please follow the signature rules, as defined in the General Forum Guidelines!
Feb 6, 2010 10:12 PM

Offline
May 2008
1747
Moonfrost said:

What do I do now?!


Obviously you should shamelessly tell hundreds of people about it on an internet forum.
Feb 6, 2010 10:14 PM

Offline
Jul 2008
436
Get her to catch you doing something more embarrassing, then she'll forget all about it.
Feb 6, 2010 10:15 PM

Offline
Aug 2008
174
ParisainGoldfish said:
my mom walked in on me once. and what was i watching, oh nothing weird just some ZOMG TENTACLES.


Lol.


Feb 6, 2010 10:15 PM

Offline
Aug 2008
174
Embah said:
Get her to catch you doing something more embarrassing, then she'll forget all about it.


Vise Versa would be better


Feb 6, 2010 11:21 PM
Forever Fearless

Offline
Apr 2007
758
Hahaha! Thats just too funny!! Although i dont think there is really anything you can do about it....
Speed is Life - 1st ID... patch on my shoulder.

Feb 6, 2010 11:53 PM

Offline
Dec 2007
464
My parents caught me a number of times. Who gives a damn, eh?

The solution is: PROUDLY CUM ON THEIR FACE.
Feb 7, 2010 12:10 AM

Offline
Oct 2007
3267
hikky said:
Moonfrost said:

What do I do now?!


Obviously you should shamelessly tell hundreds of people about it on an internet forum.
Shitty advice, imo. Only an idiot would do that.
Pages (2) [1] 2 »

More topics from this board

» Oh no! The user above you died! But how!? ( 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page )

Sweetcats - Oct 17, 2016

2596 by SnipeStrike »»
2 seconds ago

» First Thing That Comes To Mind v21 ( 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page )

Kunii - Mar 27

7636 by Dostojevskij »»
4 seconds ago

» Would you pat or slap the above user? v.2 ( 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page )

Kunii - Oct 5, 2022

9665 by OniMage »»
6 seconds ago

» What did the above user get arrested for? ( 1 2 3 4 5 ... Last Page )

marinara-sauce - Jul 9, 2020

1278 by OniMage »»
49 seconds ago

» Tag someone who stands out to you ( 1 2 3 4 )

removed-user - Dec 17, 2019

175 by IpreferEcchi »»
3 minutes ago
It’s time to ditch the text file.
Keep track of your anime easily by creating your own list.
Sign Up Login