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Apr 26, 2016 5:05 PM

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I have many waifus, they are all I need
Apr 26, 2016 5:23 PM

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I have a loving healthy relationship with my saviour, Jesus Christ
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have control, be yourself, god is dead
Apr 26, 2016 5:33 PM

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single, but crushing on a guy from another school. he's into osomatsu-san so thats a plus.
Apr 26, 2016 5:34 PM

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I'm in a relationship. Her name is "Five-Finger Righty".
Apr 26, 2016 9:58 PM

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In a committed relationship with my keyboard.

Nobody can finger it quite like I can.

That's rather kinky. But what does it do for you?
What doesn't it do for me? I'll finger it for hours on end cause I enjoy it so much.
☕ Truth be told, I'm quite proud of my house blend. To attain my flavor and fragrance, I use five different types of coffee beans. ☕
Apr 26, 2016 11:35 PM
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If I don't date anyone by the time I'm thirty, I'm (going to become a wizard, of course) honestly probably going to hit rock bottom and shamelessly devote my love life to my husbando, Link (from LoZ).
The future of failed social interaction is here.

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Apr 26, 2016 11:42 PM

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Single. I'm alright with it for now since I don't feel like dealing with maintaining relationships right now. Plus I'm outta here in a month and a half, and we'd most likely be going separate ways.
Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons.
It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth.
-Walt Whitman

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
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Apr 27, 2016 2:43 AM
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@Tokis86 Welcome back :)

@GesuYarou
Open relationship with yourself ... So your left hand doesn't get jealous of your right hand? : o

@plebster
Got the canzorz T.T
Can i borrow 15k so my balls can be radiated babe?

@Dimethylanime
Anytime doll =)

@Salvatia That is a really long time to remain in the dark. Ouch

Apr 27, 2016 2:47 AM

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Mvsk said:


@GesuYarou
Open relationship with yourself ... So your left hand doesn't get jealous of your right hand? : o


Nah, they've both been in so much pussy both got dirt on each other..
Apr 27, 2016 3:07 AM

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If a cute MAL gril is ready, then yes I am in a relationship.
Apr 27, 2016 3:17 AM

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Mvsk said:


@plebster
Got the canzorz T.T
Can i borrow 15k so my balls can be radiated babe?



Nah, come here and I'll do it for free. I heard microwave radiation works.

Mayuka said:
single, but crushing on a guy from another school. he's into osomatsu-san so thats a plus.


Is it me? xx
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Apr 27, 2016 3:45 AM

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@Mvsk Thank you ^_^v !

(Its just a brief visit though- after tomorrow life gets busy again so I'll probably disappear for a couple of weeks)
Apr 27, 2016 3:50 AM

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I'm single cause girls are too much work and I don't emotionally connect with them most of the time. Getting girlfriends have never really been a problem for me probably cos i never really wanted them lol..
Apr 27, 2016 2:50 PM

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plebster said:
Mvsk said:


@plebster
Got the canzorz T.T
Can i borrow 15k so my balls can be radiated babe?



Nah, come here and I'll do it for free. I heard microwave radiation works.

Mayuka said:
single, but crushing on a guy from another school. he's into osomatsu-san so thats a plus.


Is it me? xx

Lol haha no
It's someone I know in real life
Apr 27, 2016 3:08 PM

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It's complicated.

I have a 2D wife, and a 3D long-distance girlfriend, and I think a guy I know IRL is attracted to me. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯



Apr 27, 2016 3:24 PM
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Singularly sad, but not seeking any kind of new relationship anytime soon
Apr 27, 2016 3:40 PM

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I'm in a relationship with a real life fleshy human man and I live with him
Apr 27, 2016 3:46 PM

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Been in a relationship with my girlfriend for some 5+ years hopefully will be married to her within the next 5 years.
Apr 27, 2016 3:54 PM
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I'm in a singleship, and always been. I've had some flings every now and then, and I don't have my v card, but it has never gotten any further than that.

The whole dating concept of today with tinder, etc, isn't my cup of tea. Then when you meet up, it's like having a weird job interview, lol. I'm more romantic than that, since I prefer it to grow more "organically" - slow but steady. I don't like it when it goes too fast, and I also suffer a severe case of hegdehog's dilemma, so I will always get out before it gets too hot and close.

The pressure is real though. Literally everyone is asking me wether I have a girlfriend yet (or not). Many friends try to pair me up with girls they think would suit me, lol.


Apr 27, 2016 10:02 PM

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Single and will probably remain single for a while
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Apr 27, 2016 10:19 PM

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single since high school, im fantasizing about a partner once in a while but i cannot make it a reality since im disabled and cannot be a provider
Apr 27, 2016 10:28 PM
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Mayuka said:
plebster said:


Is it me? xx

Lol haha no
It's someone I know in real life
plebster could know you in real life if you let him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Apr 28, 2016 12:35 AM

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I honestly really don't know...

I'm really close friends with a certain someone on MAL and we've shared quite a few kinky stuff with each other but I don't know if I can consider that as relationship status. >.>
Apr 28, 2016 12:36 AM

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Mayuka said:
plebster said:


Nah, come here and I'll do it for free. I heard microwave radiation works.



Is it me? xx

Lol haha no
It's someone I know in real life

You have a crush? I thought you're asexual :o
Apr 28, 2016 1:02 AM

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Mayuka said:

Lol haha no
It's someone I know in real life

You have a crush? I thought you're asexual :o
that doesn't mean i can't be romantically interested in people lol
asexual means you aren't sexually interested in people

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Mayuka said:

Lol haha no
It's someone I know in real life
plebster could know you in real life if you let him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
boy lives halfway across the planet LOL
Apr 28, 2016 1:13 AM
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hmmm... I promised a guy I wouldn't date anyone and I've kept that promise for almost a year... does that count as a relationship?

Idk... I'm only 17 so not that concerned about my relationship status~ I don't feel like I desperately need a special guy in my life plus I gotta start making decisions for my future soon and having a serious boyfriend's gonna tie me down and limit my options
Apr 28, 2016 1:20 AM

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After 25 years on a direct path to wizard status, I'm now in a 2-year relationship and living with the girl that made me a weeb. You know you've found the right one when she enjoys watching anime oppai with you and buys figures and eroge for your birthday and calls you Onii-chan in bed~
Apr 28, 2016 1:30 AM

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Sadly I'm single but isn't that why we watch anime just to temporarily fill that hole...
Apr 28, 2016 1:30 AM

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and calls you Onii-chan in bed~
Seems like I'm not the only one who shared that fetish with that someone. :^)
Apr 28, 2016 1:33 AM
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@Tokis86
Off so soon? xD aiight good luck in your irl endeavors ~

@plebster
False alarm.

@Yarrowia You sly dog you :)

Apr 28, 2016 2:58 AM

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Sadly I'm single but isn't that why we watch anime just to temporarily fill that hole...


Idk, my wife and I watch anime together and rather enjoy it. Not filling any void, just passing time with a means of entertainment. She only likes rather mainstream stuff but at least it is something.
Apr 28, 2016 4:26 AM

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Well, I like being single lol is there a problem with that :p.
It's not like I can't get girls xD it's just too much time taking.
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Apr 28, 2016 5:43 AM

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Single and I'm fine with it. I need to be sure to have a stable relationship that can last for a while with the right person instead of having a boyfriend one after another. However, I'm still young so I can wait, I'm not in a hurry.


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Mayuka said:
Gator said:

You have a crush? I thought you're asexual :o
that doesn't mean i can't be romantically interested in people lol
asexual means you aren't sexually interested in people

Alcoholic-san said:
plebster could know you in real life if you let him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
boy lives halfway across the planet LOL


Long distance relationships are very kawaii, if you want to try c;
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Apr 28, 2016 9:46 AM
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Haha, you think people on MAL would be in a relationship?

Erm, I'm single. I have somebody that I like, though... Hopefully I'll have the balls to ask her out soon enough.
Apr 28, 2016 11:59 AM

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I'm friendzoned bruh xD

Just kidding, I'm single and let's leave it at that
Apr 28, 2016 12:07 PM

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my bae is a stalker

hi sweetie, I hope you are reading this <3
Apr 28, 2016 6:58 PM
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still single and it sucks so yah that's that
Apr 28, 2016 7:27 PM
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wtf am I actually the only one here who enjoys being single?
I've never been in a relationship because i think they are useless, at least for me, they won't give me anything I need or want, love from other person? I have friends and family that's good enough.
If i want sex, i can just hire a whore, it's legal in my country and money is not a problem (they are no better than my 2d waifus of course).

So probably I'll be single the rest of my life, so far I have no regrets
Apr 28, 2016 7:53 PM

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Wtf is a backspace relationship? xD

Apr 29, 2016 4:53 AM

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k813zra said:
SmokyCritter said:
Sadly I'm single but isn't that why we watch anime just to temporarily fill that hole...


Idk, my wife and I watch anime together and rather enjoy it. Not filling any void, just passing time with a means of entertainment. She only likes rather mainstream stuff but at least it is something.


That's cool. I always watch anime alone as I get goosebumps when I watch it with other people. That's just me but at least you have someone who shares a common interest. =D
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I'm in a long-distance relationship (sadly) at the moment.
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Well, looking back at this thread, if long distance relationships count then I'm sorta kinda in one...but I honestly don't think a guaranteed date should really count until it happens
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