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Feb 10, 2016 1:21 PM
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http://www.nigerianinfo.com.ng/16-girls-get-pregnant-after-a-boy-in-a-swimming-pool/

must be a mal member. getting that excited over some girls in a bikini.
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Feb 10, 2016 1:24 PM
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Good joke, OP.

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Feb 10, 2016 1:40 PM
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Child support is going to be a bitch.
***** ***** ***** ***
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Feb 10, 2016 1:41 PM
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is prob fake
what kind of shitty pool isn't chlorinated
and if chlorine somehow doesn't immediately kill the sperm, how shallow is the girls vag that a stray sperm cell will make it up her twat
Feb 10, 2016 1:47 PM
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That boys got some strong swimmers.
Feb 10, 2016 1:48 PM
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it's weird Article..
Feb 10, 2016 1:51 PM
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Do you really think thats true? Its obvious it is not
Feb 10, 2016 1:54 PM
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I really think this is a fake. Sperm doesn't last long outside the body.
Feb 10, 2016 2:29 PM
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Going to bet this is fake, I honestly cannot comprehend how that could happen.
Feb 10, 2016 2:34 PM

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Dr. John Suzukima of Tallahassee Memorial Healthcare Hospital, who was the first to link the multiple births to a single cause, believes Tommy Coulter has a rare medical condition called spermafortis which makes his semen unusually potent.

“Clinical tests have proven that people who suffer from spermafortis have sperm counts close to a thousand times more potent and rich in spermatozoids than the average man,” he explains. “This kind of semen is fairly similar to that of common water mammals, such as dolphins, manatees and seals and has properties that make it incredibly resistant to water. This condition could definitely explain what happened in this case but clinical trials and further tests would be needed to prove this theory,” he told local reporters.
This is not a real thing.

That doctor doesn't exist.

This story is fake.
Feb 10, 2016 2:36 PM

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Even if this is true... it reminds me of the short story called Guts by Chuck Palahniuk

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

I don't know why... just the word pool and ejaculate....makes me remember this story I read a while back.
Feb 10, 2016 7:51 PM
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This seems about as valid as the "19th century chick who allegedly got preggars from swimming in the same water as a dying soldier who ejaculated into it during a civil war battle or whatever" story.
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Feb 10, 2016 7:57 PM
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I'm shocked this wasn't The Onion.
Feb 10, 2016 8:11 PM

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That sounds like a great harem manga.

But I doubt this is true. Looking at the site it seems like a softcore porn tabloid site for Nigerians.
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Feb 10, 2016 8:20 PM

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Seeing as this is Nigerian in origin, I am confident that it is fake. Some people in my country can be so tedious at times.
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Feb 10, 2016 8:31 PM

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That too improbable to be true.


Feb 10, 2016 8:34 PM

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Forget the sperm in the water, how would it even get that deep in the pussy anyway?

Feb 10, 2016 8:47 PM

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He got 16 girls pregnant at once by ejaculating in a swimming pool.

This doesn't seem fake at all.
Feb 10, 2016 9:06 PM

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Half-Life 3 is more real than this story.
Feb 10, 2016 10:54 PM

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There are so many things wrong with this story, I can't believe people are actually buying it.

First off, a swimming pool is normally chlorinated. That alone would kill off any sperm in the water, no matter how "potent" it's said to be.

Second, a vagina is not the most welcoming place for sperm cells, or any other foreign invader. There's a reason why men release a LOT of sperm cells in one single ejaculation. The environment there is extremely hostile, so a lot of sperm cells would die before they could even reach the uterus.

Third, even if all these girls would be ovulating at the exact same time, Getting those sperm cells to reach the eggs would still require nothing short of a miracle.

Fourth, were these girls swimming naked? I;m tempted to think that, even if all the above was true, a swimsuit/bikini should be able to stop sperm from entering their vaginas.

Fifth, it's interesting how a search for "spermafortis" leads solely to articles about this story, and none of the sources I've read this story on seem to be all that credible.

So yeah, this sounds like total BS to me.
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Feb 10, 2016 10:59 PM

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Nice article. Very informative.
Feb 10, 2016 11:59 PM

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"Nigerian Info"

Seems legit.

Also am a Nigerian Prince and i want to give you 10 million. Just agree to complete a little form and the millions are yours.
Feb 11, 2016 1:02 AM

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RedRoseFring said:
Seeing as this is Nigerian in origin, I am confident that it is fake. Some people in my country can be so tedious at times.
Aren't you Canadian?
Feb 11, 2016 1:03 AM

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Cant understand how this could be possible
so its probably a fake
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Feb 11, 2016 2:58 AM

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Damn, that's a very strong ejaculation.

Remember that bullets slows down immediate when traveling underwater but his sperm when through.... add that to Guiness.
#CHEXIT
Feb 11, 2016 3:00 AM

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He can make at least a soccer team
Feb 11, 2016 8:47 AM
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I don't think it's possible to get pregnant without having sex.... those are just old urban legends
Feb 11, 2016 8:58 AM

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Too fake to be real...
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He can make at least a soccer team
No he can't, you need 18 people to make a football team (not calling it soccer), 11 on the pitch and 7 subs.
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I'd love to squeeze your nipples until they look like a purple slushie, Senpai.

Feb 11, 2016 9:00 AM

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Fake and gay. It is literally impossible, since sperm doesn't swim that fast.
Feb 11, 2016 9:01 AM
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That article is... WEIRD.
Feb 11, 2016 11:21 AM

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These 16 girls are lying, the chlorine would have killed the sperm.
Feb 11, 2016 11:50 AM

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RedRoseFring said:
Seeing as this is Nigerian in origin, I am confident that it is fake. Some people in my country can be so tedious at times.


Oh another Nigerian in this place ?I never thought I'd see one .
Wohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Feb 11, 2016 12:28 PM

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Agafin said:
RedRoseFring said:
Seeing as this is Nigerian in origin, I am confident that it is fake. Some people in my country can be so tedious at times.
Aren't you Canadian?


Yes, but I was born in Nigeria and lived there for 12 years.

SodiumChloride said:
RedRoseFring said:
Seeing as this is Nigerian in origin, I am confident that it is fake. Some people in my country can be so tedious at times.


Oh another Nigerian in this place ?I never thought I'd see one .


Nigerians are spreading everywhere (not that that is a good or bad thing.)
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Feb 11, 2016 8:58 PM

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A simple weekend pool party turned to tragedy when one of the young men (Tommy Coulter) attending the birthday celebration ejaculated in the pool without warning the house guests, accidentally ending up impregnating half of the girls present at the celebration

Ok there buddy....

And LOL warning? What warning? What was he suppose to say? "Guys I'm going to jizz in your pool ight?"

fucking jokes
Feb 12, 2016 3:36 AM

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Spermafortis?? nice try internet :v
and why the heck did I read it...








la critique de l'intention pure
Feb 12, 2016 3:43 AM

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Actually This Is Real.. The Boy Had Some Kinda Disease.
Feb 12, 2016 3:56 AM

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Kazami_Yuuji said:
Actually This Is Real.. The Boy Had Some Kinda Disease.
real of what xD, if his sperm really that vicious, his scrotum should been leak already








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Feb 12, 2016 3:58 AM
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If he was like a real life orc, like the ones in hentais that can ejaculate enough to fill that whole pool, maybe I'd believe it.
Feb 12, 2016 4:12 AM

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So Basically This Is The First Guy In The World Who Impregnated 16 Girls.. without losing his Viginity.. **salutes**
Feb 12, 2016 4:54 AM

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Kazami_Yuuji said:
So Basically This Is The First Guy In The World Who Impregnated 16 Girls.. without losing his Viginity.. **salutes**

But is he still apt to become a wizard?
Feb 12, 2016 4:56 AM

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dizzyur said:
This seems about as valid as the "19th century chick who allegedly got preggars from
swimming in the same water as a dying soldier who ejaculated into it during a civil war battle or whatever" story.



Bravo, you made my day.
Feb 12, 2016 5:27 AM

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Wut...

Literal what?
Feb 12, 2016 5:29 AM

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I hear pregnancy has gone airborne.
Feb 12, 2016 6:26 AM

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Why do I have a feeling he would have been accused of Rape if this happened in the west
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