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Jun 8, 2015 1:44 AM
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I have this online friend named Cole Nirtez and he won't sleep.

What can I do to get him to fall sleep?

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Jun 8, 2015 1:45 AM
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Mail him some weed.
Jun 8, 2015 1:46 AM
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Jun 8, 2015 1:47 AM
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Tell him he's a no good low life trash.
Jun 8, 2015 1:48 AM
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Make him watch elfen lied
Jun 8, 2015 1:50 AM
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give him the D

Jun 8, 2015 1:50 AM
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Klad said:
Make him watch elfen lied


:(
Jun 8, 2015 1:51 AM
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Slap him with your D or sing him a song.
Jun 8, 2015 1:52 AM
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Kagami_Hiiragi said:
Tell him he's a no good low life trash.

This.
Jun 8, 2015 1:52 AM

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Kagami_Hiiragi said:
Tell him he's a no good low life trash.
but that's pretty rude

Jun 8, 2015 1:53 AM
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Drug him.
Jun 8, 2015 1:54 AM

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Aqua said:
Kagami_Hiiragi said:
Tell him he's a no good low life trash.
but that's pretty rude


Well, that's true. Though, you asked and we answered. If you tell him that, he might logout and go to sleep. Or just get sad.
Jun 8, 2015 1:59 AM

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Oxalias said:
Kagami_Hiiragi said:


Well, that's true. Though, you asked and we answered. If you tell him that, he might logout and go to sleep. Or just get sad.
Or kill himself depending on the stage of his current depression.


Hey, at least he'd be sleeping. .

Jk, don't.
Jun 8, 2015 2:01 AM

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sing a lullaby

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Jun 8, 2015 2:13 AM

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Let him watch your favorite anime.
Jun 8, 2015 2:17 AM

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Jun 8, 2015 2:25 AM

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Show him your MAL sig. My eyes are getting heavy just looking at it.
Jun 8, 2015 2:26 AM
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Tell him your logging off to masturbate and they will go to bed.
Jun 8, 2015 2:39 AM
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Oxalias said:
shintai88 said:
Tell him your logging off to masturbate and they will go to bed.
Why would they log off. If you told them that and stayed logged on, they would log off. The awkwardness is a killer. I mean sexual tension.


If he is still there after a minute , send him a message of "Do you want to watch" and than send him a video call.
Jun 8, 2015 4:36 AM

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If he's on the internet instead of his bed, he won't be able to sleep....
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Jun 8, 2015 4:37 AM

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tell him we can sleep together

we'll both put our laptops on the opposite side of our beds and turn on video call

;_;

Jun 8, 2015 4:40 AM

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Online and friends~ bwahahahahahaaaa
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Jun 8, 2015 5:17 AM

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Make everybody stop interacting with him
Sounds like a hassle just let him do whatever he wants.
Jun 8, 2015 5:18 AM
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you tell him that he's not your friend anymore and that you would never consider ever under any circumstances ever hanging out with him
that way he'll go to sleep crying
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Jun 8, 2015 6:12 AM

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Sing Cole a lullaby and give him a good night kiss
Jun 8, 2015 6:14 AM

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Make him cum.
Jun 8, 2015 6:43 AM
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Don't reply to his messages.
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Jun 8, 2015 7:09 AM

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Bloodshade said:
send him this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2qD_TAcz0E


This is MAL dude. We don't use such type of shit.
We use this type of shit.
Jun 8, 2015 7:37 AM

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Aqua said:
I have this online friend named Cole Nirtez and he won't sleep.

What can I do to get him to fall sleep?


Send him this video.

Jun 8, 2015 7:59 AM

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Tell him Freddy can't get him if he doesn't fall asleep.
Jun 8, 2015 9:25 AM
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Start talking about your life's current emotional state/problems/memories in detail, no matter what he/she answers. Don't forget to say in a full paragraph what can be said in a phrase.
Jun 8, 2015 3:36 PM

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Show up at his, steal everything, cut the electric cables, destroy every social media site, destroy the world.
Jun 8, 2015 3:37 PM

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Pirating_Ninja said:
Mail him some weed.
Jun 8, 2015 3:38 PM
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Sing to him/her?
Jun 8, 2015 3:41 PM

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Milennin said:

LOL
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Jun 9, 2015 6:02 AM
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u say hey bich can u shut ur eyes now bitch
Jun 9, 2015 6:06 AM

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Say you will unfriend them -


Jun 9, 2015 6:09 AM

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Don't reply him ._.
Jun 9, 2015 6:11 AM

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Let him watch Mushishi.
Jun 9, 2015 6:36 AM
Jun 9, 2015 2:57 PM

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make him count to a VAGILION.
also this works
Syndiciate said:
Aqua said:
I have this online friend named Cole Nirtez and he won't sleep.

What can I do to get him to fall sleep?


Send him this video.

Jun 9, 2015 3:04 PM

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Sing him a lullaby man, always works.
Jun 9, 2015 3:05 PM

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Tell them to be healthy
Jun 10, 2015 2:46 AM

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BansheeNorn said:
Online and friends~ bwahahahahahaaaa


Just because you've had shitty experiences doesn't mean we all have to. Believe it or not, it is possible to form genuine online friendships.
Jun 10, 2015 3:12 AM

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WingsOfValor said:
Tell them to be healthy


easy there mom
Jun 10, 2015 5:07 PM

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benadryl bruh.
Hashbrown no signature.
Jun 10, 2015 5:08 PM

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Klad said:
Make him watch elfen lied
Jun 10, 2015 5:44 PM

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Make him watch Lord of the Rings.
Jun 10, 2015 6:55 PM

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Make him watch One Piece
Jul 3, 2015 9:48 PM
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Usually I would keep talking to them till they tell me they want to go to sleep now.
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