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Anime Relations: Bakemonogatari

This is the seven-hundred-twenty-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back readers, I'm glad that you've returned!

: Why would that be? It wasn't like last week's blog was bad. Like at all.

: I would hope not, as I'm the one that was talked about.

: C'mon, like you're that great.

: Do you really have to be that rude?

I mean it fits with her personality. I think at least.

: That's why you need to watch more of the series, so that you'll know what's going on!

I'd rather not though. Even what I've watched was too much.

: Oh? Do you have something against my series? A lot of people seem to enjoy it.

I mean that's fair. A lot of people liked watching Tropical Rouge or Star Twinkle. Morbius was re-released in theaters. Many people have terrible taste, and your series is no different.

: Topaz for example didn't mind Sticker Star.

I still say it was worth all the free I paid for it.

: Being fair most series don't have quite the grip Monogatari has on SHAFT.

Agreed. They need to start doing other series!

: Didn't they do the latest Strike Witches?

More like Strike it from history witches! Boo taking the panties out of the franchise!

: I like panties! Have I mentioned that I am a lesbian?

: Award-winning dialogue there, Topaz.

Hey, when it's part of her introduction in the series it's not bad writing on MY part. Blame the original creator!

: At least you aren't ruining girls with random haircuts either...

: True. The only thing that your blogs seem to do is make our asses really large.

*Ko'ume shows off, jiggling her plump cheeks and showing off. Luna and Diana, reluctantly, show theirs off as well.*

: That is quite true. It is as if my ass grew over a meter in size!

: I know that I wasn't expecting to be able to carry it so well in such a short amount of time.

: Yeah! Such large asses! And I'm glad you aren't wearing clothes. That means I can go au naturale!

*She starts to strip, but Riri stops her.*

: Hey, what's the hold up?

: You can't strip in the middle of the blog! Those girls are only like that because their fat asses outgrew their clothing.

: You're going to be charged for my uniform and robes, Topaz!

: Do not worry. I shall help you pay for them.

: You're lucky then, Topaz. And thank you very much, Luna. I'm glad that we have someone smart around here.

: So? I don't care! I want to take my clothes off, starting with my top!

: Figures that you're so mamocentric that that's the first thing you think of!

Do you really want her to be fisted by Issei, Riri?

: Maybe she'll stop bothering us if she does...

Fair point. But unfortunately for this niche situation he's nowhere around. Kinda like when you need a certain move like Rototiller in Pokémon.

: Wait, that's an actual move?

Indeed! And it's pretty much useless too, like Issei.

: Enough getting distracted! I want a blog, and I've been waiting all month for it!

: You don't mean... Y-YOU!

*Luna points at the girl.*

: Why yes, it is me. Why, do you want to date me, cause I have to tell you that my heart belongs to another...

Do you mean Hitagi?

: But of course, who else but the most beautiful one?

: I mean she once had nice hair, but other than that there's better girls. Especially now.

At least she didn't lose her glasses and get skunk hair...

*Topaz goes to the corner in despair.*

: That said my heart is as wide as the ocean, and I'll fall for anyone! Man! Woman! Whatever's left!

Darn you people ruining Pokémon's most famous question. Styles are for hair, not dumb “forms” or whatever!

: Get out of the corner, Topaz! The bandaged-armed one seems to really want a blog.

: Well that is convenient. The rest of us here have already been talked about.

Yeah, but I don't think that my readers think I know much about you.

: That hasn't stopped you before. The worse that will happen will be that you'll look like an ass and an idiot. They already know you're both after all!

Nonsense as I want to maintain a high sense of respect and quality! But if you insist I do think that I know you fairly well to talk about you, and it's been a while since I've talked about your series.

: There are certainly reasons for that, and not just because you haven't been up-to-date on the series either.

: I mean he probably checked information like he did for me.

That I did, or at least the last chapter of the manga. It would be unfortunate if there was more that I missed, but with my memory I probably would have forgotten it anyway.

: Enough trying to convince them that it's good to skip me! I have already made a wish to have it happen!

Well then, only one thing left to do...

: That's right. My blog-

Time to find Exor and destroy Star Road. Come on, Riri. We have to make a castle-sized sword and make sure the weak point is vulnerable to the OHKO move.

: We don't have that sort of time!

: Just do it, Topaz. It's not like she'll be leaving.

: But please do watch out!

Oh? Why's that?

: Isn't it obvious? She's a terrible character from a overrated franchise.

I mean that is obvious, but can't be the reason that Luna is talking about...

: I'm sure that you have heard the rumors of a beast attacking random people around this mountain. I believe that this rumor... is her.

*She stands proudly.*

: B-but she's not a beast!

: I am in bed, in case you're wondering.

That does make sense considering the raincoat she appeared wearing. And why she'd be at the end of the month. We've got to think of something...

: Do not worry. As long as you behave during the blog I won't start attacking you.

Oh no! We're all doomed!

: She can't be THAT bad, Topaz.

: That's right! After all, I've even shown my ass! So get to talking about me, Topaz!

Well if you're going to force me... It's a shame that this is her wish, but I cannot keep her from having it granted forcefully. As such...



: You probably could have just ignored her and she would have had to leave, I believe.

: No way I would have up and left! I would have forced Topaz to talk about me, as I want an ass as big as yours!

: Wait, have you heard that? I thought that we were in the dark when we were blogged.

: I have a lot more knowledge of Topaz's blog thanks to my hypnosis training by VChuber. She showed me how terrible your blogs were, and that I should hunt you in order to stop the blogs!

Oh no! Not the main villain! I should have known as we're far enough in the year that we're quickly approaching the end!

: Figures that your plot would be rushed...

: If you mean “plot” by my boobies you can take all the time you want on them, Topaz~

*Suruga edges close to Topaz, pulling him towards her chest with a headlock. He tries to struggle free.*

H-HELP! Riri, someone! I don't want to be here!

: None of us do. But I understand. Unhand him, you foul beast!

*Ririchiyo swings her enormous ass at Suruga, the monkey girl avoiding it and dropping Topaz. On the other hand he is hit by the soft, heavy impact, and is slammed to the floor.*

Phew! Felt like a girl with cotton candy hair punched me like that! Fortunately I'm not out for the count though, as Riri's ass is so soft!

: That does explain the large size... Wait, I thought that she was... you know...

: A lesbian?

But that doesn't make sense considering you were going after me!

: I was just joking!

That sounds like poor excuse someone would make for their headcanon, not something official!

: I mean that is your writing.

No no, this is all terrible and confusing! It shows how terrible the writer is, and that's not even getting to the haircut fetishes! The franchise needs more people to realize that it's meaningless and other series deserve more love instead!

: I know what that's like... My series was unfairly compared to Madoka...

: I would say that's because of how close it released to the series, but even then it seems EVERY magical girl series has to be compared to Madoka.

Much like with Mecha and Eva. Boo overbearing series ruining the genre and filling it full of pretentious people! And possibly pretend people with all the bots going around.

: Hmmm? Diana? You're staring at Topaz in an odd way...

: It's probably nothing. But between what Suruga admits to being, Luna's devotion to Akari, and your own travels with Marie... I believe that Topaz may have the wrong idea about my relationship...

Don't worry, I have the correct idea!

: That is a relief-wait, which way are you implying!

That's not important right now. What's... ugh, do I really have to do Suruga's blog?

: You've come this far, so you can't wriggle out of it!

: That's right! Get right to it, like I deserve!

Oh you certainly deserve something. And perhaps if I talk about you I can air out my grievances as well!

: Wait a minute. I'm beginning to have second thoughts.

Like Riri said it's too late to stop. Full speed ahead!

*With that Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
It says something when Suruga has some of the best hair in the series, at least later on. To start off she has a terrible style, as it seems to be a pixie cut which is one of the worst hair styles. Her hair barely reaches her shoulders, though her bangs aren't bad as they do reach about to her eyes at the longest (which is in the middle as she has a large middle bang). The color is pretty nice, looking dark and possibly implying to be black even if it looks more purple or blue at times. Not too bad there, and as the series goes ironically her hair becomes longer. Eventually Suruga has hair in twintails that reaches down to her chest or waist or so, which is a fair length but I imagine she's only growing it out to be cut at some future point. Monogatari is terrible when it comes to that, and many of the other girls ruined their hair as the series goes on. Hence the “ironic” part, as it's as if Suruga absorbed hair from the other girls which would be terrible. She does look alright as far as I've seen with the longer hair, and there are pictures of her having it free as well as in a ponytail for variety. Overall Suruga does somewhat well with a nice hair color as well as having long-ish hair at the moment. Though I wouldn't be surprised if she gets it cut soon...
Grade: C+

===Eyes===
Suruga eyes aren't too bad either. At first I was thinking that they're red, which by all means wouldn't be bad and would look good with her hair color, but they seem to be more of an orange or brown color instead. Either that or my eyes are playing tricks on me (I blame the coloring style of the series perhaps being at fault). I think that Suruga has tsurime but it's hard to tell with the shape of her eyes with the art style. It seems to be pentagon-like shaped, but I would still say it's a tsurime still. She has a strong outer corner and some eyelashes all around her eye as well as some lines in the upper area too. Finally I'll also mention that she seems to wear simple glasses in Owarimonogatari but I have no desire to watch any more of this series than I already have. Still, due to the color, shape, and even having (albeit very minor) glasses Suruga does pretty well when it comes to this area.
Grade: B

===Face===
Suruga has a pretty average Monogatari face, which I imagine is due to Akio Watanabe's art style. Nothing wrong with it, though it did causes visual issues with the new Higurashi (though that wasn't the only problem with it), but I don't know if it suits my tastes even if it is a cute soft-looking style. At least when it comes to Monogatari I suppose as some of his other work I like more. You can see the bridge of Suruga's nose occasionally which I'm not fond of, and she doesn't have too much to set her apart from the other characters. Well, there are her thick eyebrows which look pretty good, but otherwise it's difficult to tell her apart from short-haired Hitagi for example. Though I will say that I like the anime version more than the manga, which look too serious for my tastes. Overall while Suruga doesn't do poorly here, she also doesn't stand out from the other characters in the series.
Grade: B-

: Now just wait a minute!

I'm in the middle of the blog, Suruga. You can't just interrupt me like that.

: I mean she can and has. But that's alright. This is usually where girls interject anyway.

: I don't care about that! What do you think you're doing?!

I told you that. I'm doing your blog.

: I mean sure, but it's more that you're complaining about every little thing!

: I don't think it is so much “complaining” as it is the subject matter.

: That is the most likely reason indeed.

: What are you talking about? Why would he hate my hair?!

I mean the color is alright, but the length is horrible. In general it did not look good when starting out.

: But my hair is a lot longer in the later series. Your friends were right, it was way too soon to talk about me and I'll pay unfairly for that! As such, I shall have YOU pay instead!

*She points at Topaz intimidatingly.*

: I don't think that Topaz can pay too much. He can barely pay attention...

Why am I the one who has to pay for the horrible hair-butchering series? If I had my way I wouldn't do anything dumb like that!

: Because you ignore my later appearances when my hair is longer, that's why! If you would have watched more seasons you might have seen that!

I mean I normally appreciate hair getting longer as the series goes on, but like I said Nisio Isin has a terrible fetish. If he thinks that making your hair longer will make me forgive both what he did with the other girls and your previous style he's wrong.

: But my current appearance-

I mean sure, your hair is more likable NOW but he's probably just fattening you up for the slaughter! Like a suckling pig!

: Being fair “suckling pigs” seems more like an issue in the next area...

: So the main issue Topaz has is that your hair will likely get cut somehow.

Precisely. And probably shorter than before!

: But she had pretty short hair at the start! How short will it be afterward?!

: She'll probably shave her head, like some sort of Western idiot.

: That's enough of your terrible foresight, Topaz!

: I'm the fortune teller here, though it won't take a reading to tell you that you're going to do poorly.

Now now. There are some areas where she does better than I expected. Like with her eyes.

: Wait, you mean you like my eyes?

“Like” is a strong word. But the color is nice even if I didn't enjoy them very much back then.

: You should be gracious that Topaz likes red eyes a lot more now.

Is it red or is it a brown color? I'm not sure, I'm still bad a telling certain colors apart. But what really helped was wearing glasses.

: Helping me so much you'd want to watch more of the series.

No.

: Then what is the point?!

You should wish that your series was better! And being fair while I like the occasional chibi moment or other thing your series is far too pandering to pop culture to take it seriously.

: And this is from someone who randomly rants about recent issues or makes random old video game jokes.

Exactly! It doesn't help that the art style is really meh, and not the sort that I enjoy. Like I said new Higurashi had this issue (among others) and I don't get it! I liked series like Popotan or Witch Komugi-chan...

: Probably the noses or something dumb like that. Besides, you're probably just punishing me for the things my series has rather than my own traits!

You're right. That is really unfair.

: See? I knew that you would agree.

It's not like you're in the series much, and you're one of the least popular heroines anyway. Putting the issues with the series on your shoulders wouldn't help!

: That isn't what I'm talking about!

: That makes no sense! How come she has more likes than the cute Nadeko?!

I mean we've already mentioned that MAL has terrible taste. They probably eat cold fish heads out in garbage tins and call it fine dining. Plus I think Nadeko sadly got a lot of dislike during her second arc, which she didn't deserve.

: Darn those traitors!

: Why can't you see how awesome I am?!

Because I can see the truth!

: We'll see how strong you are when I destroy you!

: You won't be able to get to him!

*Luna becomes her magical girl form.*

: I shall protect Topaz with my powers!

: Who says that I will be the only one you shall face?

*Suruga snaps with her left hand's fingers. As she does that a barrel falls down between her and the others.*

If this is full of Kongs I'm going to be really angry from the misuse.

: I'm going to be angry regardless! This is not fun!

: Erupt my monkey servants!

*The barrel opens, with various monkeys coming out.*

: *Monkey noises.*

: *Monkey noises.*

: *Monkey noises.*

Oh no! Look at all those Fighting-types!

: Don't worry. I should be able to take them!

: I don't know, that one right there looks the most dangerous.

: ....

I know. It probably has either Huge Power or Iron Fist. Better not mess with it...

: If only we had a mafia guy to throw at it we'd be able to distract it.

: ....

: Enough stalling! Time to wall break!

*The three other monkeys charge forward. Fortunately between her vines and her own physical power Luna can hold them back.*

: I-I'll do my best here, Topaz!

: Topaz, continue with the blog and they will likely become weaker!

That's true, or at least Suruga's control over them will falter!

: At least she isn't being dumb enough to try and control a Juggernaut...

*She shakes her head, rubbing the sides of her head as well.*

: I still cannot believe that I now have such knowledge in my head...

: Don't worry. I'm sure that once we're no longer needed to appear in the blogs it should be fine... I hope.

That's probably true as I won't have to write the dialogue any longer. I'm bad at it after all...

: Oh? I haven't noticed~

I'm glad to hear you have such a positive view of me, thank you.

: No, I'm being-

Honest? Thank you for that. But we have no time for you to continue that sentence, as I have to save Luna from the evil monkeys!

: Well that is an odd statement...

Certainly, but let's continue talking about Suruga!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
This is another area where Suruga does fairly well but not without massive issues. She does have a fairly good body, being curvy with nice hips and she's not afraid to show off either. She'll just lounge around at home, with specific things in places for the camera to hide her naked body, but that freedom also comes at a cost. She trolls the broadcast viewers by showing off her ass in the trailer but that moment being censored in the main series. Fortunately the DVD allowed her to properly show off, but it was still a problem and shows why female asses are sadly forgotten. Boo this sort of trolling. That said, Suruga does have a pretty nice ass. It's round and looks pretty meaty, and she even shows off while bare or in bike shorts. She's such an ass character even MAL couldn't help giving her an ass image! Her stomach and navel are pretty good too, though I forgot to mention that she seems to lack measurements (or at least as far as I know). I also can't forget that she has a monkey's paw, and I don't mean just the item (well, it's actually a rainy demon but still). The reason her left arm is always bandaged up is due to her arm being hairy and monkey-like. It's very off-putting and I'm not a fan of body hair let alone fur like that. Overall Suruga does have a pretty good body, including a nice ass, but between the trolling and the strange hairy arm I can't give her too many points.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Like previously Suruga has some issues when it comes to her chest. It's about medium sized, similar to Hitagi I think so a lot smaller than Tsubasa (especially as the series goes on), but that doesn't mean that she doesn't get forced chest shots either. SHAFT was allowed too much freedom here, and while there's nothing wrong with fanservice Suruga should have had more focus on her ass. Granted you could say that about every girl here, but Monogatari is a terrible series despite what people say. While not too big as mentioned earlier, overall Suruga still has some issues when it comes to this area.
Grade: C-

===Clothes===
Suruga has quite a few good outfits, and a lot of variety as well. She is usually seen in her school uniform, which consists of a pink collared shirt with ribbon at her neck and a mini skirt. She also wears bike shorts underneath, which may or may not have panties under them. Apparently there's a pun here as the bike shorts are called “sarumata” but I'm not monkeying around as puns aside spats would have been better. When at home Suruga seems to lounge around naked, well except for her bandaged arm which she wears almost all the time. She also has a sports jersey with cutoff jeans which is kinda meh, and she also occasionally has an orange tube top or blue sports bra. She also has a large shirt with stripes and probably more that I don't know about in the manga or light novel. Official art also includes overalls with a shirt, a bikini, a Chinese dress, and a monkey-themed prince magical girl outfit in the Madoka phone game which she cameo-ed in. There's also the yellow raincoat, red gloves, and matching boots she wears as the rainy devil but I'm not sure if I should count it or not. Still, Suruga overall does alright here with some nice outfits, though maybe if she wasn't trolling so much she might have shown off more of her sexy ass!
Grade: B-

: I-I cannot believe it!

I can. But what are you talking about.

: I was expecting to do really well in this area!

I mean you did. Maybe not “really” well, but decently enough!

: But I am so free and naked all the time, isn't that the sort of thing you want?

Showing yourself off is really great, but that isn't the only thing that's important!

: Being fair it does seem that her series shows her off more than any of us. Except maybe Luna, I suppose.

: I understand, but can I get some help over here?

: *Monkey noises.*

: If I have to. But don't forget you owe me...

*Riri then transforms and hits one of the monkeys with her weapon, knocking it out.*

: *Monkey noises.*

*The monkey then disappears into the ether, and the one Luna was facing off disappears after she hits it with a punch too.*

: Only one more to go!

: What about that one over there?

: ....

: She isn't bothering anyone.

*Ko'ume pokes Topaz.*

Yes? Something happen?

: I am just here to warn you about Suruga's fat ass attacking you.

: Would not be the first time Topaz has been attacked by something like that...

Thank you for the warning, but it feels like something that I can handle on my own.

: Okay, but don't come crying to me when you have to dive to the left...

: Well at least SOMEONE noticed my fat ass! I thought that you would have mentioned it first in these silly overview things!

*Suruga shakes her ass in her spats, which would be impressive if not for the other girls around.*

: Wait just a minute, I thought that being blogged meant that my ass would grow!

: Indeed! I thought that it was a requirement of your blogs!

I believe that my energy for that is working elsewhere, probably over helping Riri and Luna. Like I said, I don't fully understand this ability either...

: You're just angry because you haven't seen the series where I can truly show off!

That's because those series are terrible, though it would have been far worse had I watched it while it was airing! Boo lying trailers and bare ass trolling! I do appreciate you showing off at least...

: Finally some praise for me, though I deserve even more!

I mean it does help, and in general your body is fairly nice. But boo SHAFT being so mamocentric as well as hiding your ass! It deserves to be seen!

: I agree with that! Take a look at THIS!

*Suruga then pulls down her spats, smacking her ass. It doesn't look bad, but not having increased due to the blog makes quite the difference.*

: Oh no! Now she'll be carried off by a monkey and forced to become their bride!

Fortunately this isn't Phantom World. But I do appreciate your outfits speaking of your spats. Some of your other outfits are fairly nice too.

: Than you-wait, then why did you give me such a low score?!

It's not all that low, but it's mostly because your plain clothes are so meh really. I do appreciate your spats, especially if you don't wear anything underneath, but other than that nothing really sticks out in my mind.

: Maybe it would if you would watch more of the series you'd remember better!

I'm good. Besides, there's better series to watch than yours. Even if people somehow clamor for it.

: Maybe it is like a train wreck and people want to see how bad it is.

From what I've seen it's more that they want the mamocentric parts or force way too much subtext into it. As if it were Oregairu or something as that's another series that gets way too much press.

: At least I'll show my ass sometimes! Like this!

I mean it looks alright, but nothing compared to the other girls.

: I thought you didn't count blogs for points!

I don't, which is why you did alright there. But as far as fanservice goes...

*Topaz looks at the other four girls and then to Suruga's pathetic-in-comparison ass.*

: This is only because you see me as a villain and I wasn't able to get the butt-buff I so reasonably needed! In that case, I WISH FOR A HUGE ASS!

*Suruga's arm activates, and she moons Topaz proudly. However, like expected rather than having her bare ass grow she was blessed with a fat burro or donkey-like creature.*

: Hee-haw!

: This isn't what I asked for! Who would want an oversized donkey like this!

: It doesn't look that big to me...

: That is probably the only picture Topaz could find, or at least he was too lazy to find a better one.

Don't mock me like that! Though you are right. Then again I was also considering not having a picture and this creature is still 110 kg...

: Curse you, hand!

Now she's turning chuunibyou!

: Not like that. But while the others are holding off the monkey... GET THEM FAT ASS!

At least it should be weaker since you aren't eating!

: HAW!

*The ass charges at Topaz, nearly headbutting the blogger. He continues to have near misses until the ass knocks him on his... well, to the ground at least. Topaz takes 20 damage, but he still gets up.*

That is one fierce fat ass!

: Perhaps waving a red cape and going “toro toro” would help.

: It's an ass, not a bull! But at least I know how to destroy you! ASS, KEEP IT UP!

: HAW!

Well at least someone is laughing at my jokes...

*Topaz then remembers Ko'ume's hint from earlier. As the ass charges him he dives to the left, causing the animal to keep charging like a consumer on Black Friday. It even rams into the wall of the courtyard they were all standing in and falls to the side.*

: Heee....

*It then disappears similar to the monkeys.*

Heh, similar to simians.

: NO! My fat ass!

*However, it is not the only creature that is defeated. Luna and Ririchiyo then destroy the third monkey. It gets thrown into the air and gets hit by multiple strikes, only to cry out before disappearing.*

: *Monkey noises.*

: Well, that's all the monkeys she summoned.

: Wait, what about that one?

*They look at the remaining one, who is just sitting there watching.*

: ....

: Well, that one isn't messing with us so let's leave it alone for now.

*She and Luna revert back to normal.

: So now all your summons have been defeated, so you'd better listen to Topaz's blog at least more quietly now.

: Fine... I can tell when I've lost...

*She has a smile as she thinks to herself.*

: (Heh, they can't seriously think I'm going to back down now. I will make sure they'll drop their guard first, then attack.)

I'm glad to hear that, so let's get on with the blog!

*As Topaz says he continues with Suruga's blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Suruga is a fairly simple girl, despite what people think (much like Monogatari in general). She's a sporty girl who wants to do well, first being in basketball but eventually moving to track. However, after receiving a gift from her mother of a monkey's paw she made a wish to become better than others at her sport of choice. This unfortunately was not to be, as anyone who knows about the monkey's paw knows that the wishes are corrupted (okay, so Suruga actually had a rainy devil's paw, but the basis is still similar). As a result she became possessed and as a rainy devil she attacked those who were better than she was without her knowledge. This was eventually solved by Araragi, and afterward Suruga would occasionally help him out with his duties. Usually so that she can ogle the girls, but still. That's more libido than this area, and outside her tomboy-ish personality there really isn't too much to her outside her plot. Granted I don't remember her or her storyline too much, but I wasn't too big on Suruga so she didn't stick out in my mind. That said, Suruga's voice actress is Miyuki Sawashiro who is a really good VA. But I like her other roles like Shino from SAO, Saeko, or Mordred than Suruga who was just kind of... meh. Like Monogatari in general I suppose. A shame it isn't MonoGETTERi as that would be MonoBETTERi.
Grade: C+

===Libido==
One of Suruga's most apparent features is her lesbianism as she brings it up to Araragi in her introduction. We do see this being a factor, with Suruga playing in a guy-friend type of role and ogling the girls like Nadeko along with him. She also has a huge crush on Hitagi, which shows that Suruga has no taste. There's also some yuri teases with Rouka Numachi, an old friend and teammate of hers, but I don't know too much about that (I lost interest in the franchise long ago). Still, much like Araragi's lolicom side it's thrown out the window as he has to have all the girls in the harem be after him. This includes Suruga, who not only makes comments about having public fun with him but also ens up molesting him even though she says she's only into girls. Granted there's nothing wrong with playing for both teams, it means that Suruga has twice the amount of people to be rejected by, but it shows how contrarian Monogatari is. Oh, and speaking of being lolicom Suruga also says that she's one too, but again like with Araragi she proves to be mamocentric. At least as far as I remember. Boo Monogatari being contrarian, even though Suruga overall is pretty chill and occasionally has good taste. It's just that she wastes it by fawning after Araragi and Hitagi.
Grade: C

===Age===
I am not quite sure on Suruga's age, as I couldn't find her age on any of my usual sites. However, she does seem to be 16-17, as she's a second year high school student and younger than Araragi (a third year). People have also calculated that her birthday is around May but I can't be sure. Regardless she does pretty well when it comes to this area, even if overall there isn't too much to discuss as Suruga needs more information.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 58
Average score: 6.4
Final Grade: C+

And that's the blog for this week. What do you think of it?

: It was terrible as expecting! You were way too harsh on me in so many areas!

I only marked you off for troublesome places. It just so happens that you have plenty of them.

: I blame the series.

: I blame Topaz! He's the one who refuses to watch more of my franchise!

: At least you had more to your franchise than one season!

: That's right! Especially because people talk about yours rather than better ones like our shows!

: I may have had a two-cour and two movies, but even then my series deserves that sort of love! Unlike you!

See? All those girls are on my side!

: That is because you poisoned them against me!

I think you've done enough! I'm surprised that you didn't try to hit on them more as the blog went on.

: That's probably more your mistake, Topaz. You're a bad writer.

I know I know. I have a lot of problems, but I know better than to get a big head as well. I don't want pretentious idiots to watch my blog and force secret meanings into it! Or at least ones that I do not imply myself!

: You must be a very surface-level person.

If I was more outgoing I'd be very blunt. But in cases like this there is so much wrong with Suruga! Starting with her extremely meh and boring personality!

: Are you kidding? Did you not hear about my plot? Or the one that you didn't take a look at?

Plots are not characteristics, and you're nothing more than someone for Araragi to bounce perversion off of. It's like you're a second one of him, and one is already three too many!

: Being fair if you count other overrated rom”coms” I imagine there's a lot more than just three...

Plus while there's nothing wrong with being bi, I certainly am not one to talk, you can't just harass everyone you see! Have some restraint and don't have piles of BL either!

: Maybe she needs them to make a shield around her...

: Are you really the one who should be complaining about that sort of thing?

I mean being perverse is alright. It's just that she is so annoying! Not like Man-Nuts level of annoying, but I can't call myself a fan of hers. And that's with liking her VA too!

: You're just being mean, and why did I do so poorly with my age as well?!

That wasn't too bad, but the main issue is that you don't have much information available other than your class year. It's a shame more series don't have set ages. Or measurements.

: So in other words, you are mostly annoyed by me and that's why I was a villain?

I wouldn't be that harsh, but indeed that is likely the truth. Between your short hair, ass trolling and mamocentric scenes, annoying personality, and poor libido due to hitting on everything.. yeah, it wouldn't look good for you.

: Then you won't be angry when I cause you to lose your blog forever! Allow me to bring the rainy devil out...

*With that Suruga puts on her raincoat, becoming hairier and her eyes becoming glowing dots. Assume that her picture changes too.*

: Now I shall show you true defeat!

*She brings up her arm at Topaz... only to have it shot off by Diana. She hits Suruga with one of her spells.*

: It seems that the de-curse spell was stronger than it was.

: Y-you fool! What have you done!

*The raincoat falls to the ground, with Suruga holding her arm which seems to be missing her hand.*

: Do not worry, as I cauterized the wound. You shouldn't feel much pain.

: N-no matter! I'll just get another body part of the rainy devil and-OOOF!

*Everyone is shocked to see the ape from earlier punch Suruga in the stomach, knocking the wind out of her and carrying her off over the courtyard walls.*

: ....

: N-no! I don't want to marry a gorilla like this!

If only Raku was like that... Marika was a far better pick, so he's a fool.

: I blame the author being tsundere-happy.

Like far too many...

: Regardless, as the blog is done and the villain has been taken care of shall I fix up the car?

: Oh yes! I had forgotten the reason you were all here!

*Diana and the others then go out to the car. She then casts a spell on it.*

: EMPOWER! There, it should be mostly fixed. I even made it stronger than usual.

: That was surprisingly simple. Why didn't we do that earlier?

: Likely because more girls kept coming.

That's right. But now we have to get going.

*Topaz and Riri get into the car.*

So thank you all for letting me blog you, as well as helping with the battle as well!

: But of course! It was the most fun I have had in years!

: Same here! It's good to know that even years later people still remember us as well.

: That is likely because Topaz has nothing more important to remember. But I was still honored by your blog.

I'm glad that you enjoyed it, but we must be going. See you sometime, hopefully!

*The three girls wave as they leave into the mansion, likely to enjoy a restful meal.*

: Wait... I think I may have activated the button.

: Button? What button?

: I highly doubt that they'll press the right formula of keys to open that panel, Diana...

*Meanwhile, in the car.*

Look Riri! There's a secret button that I found by hitting all the buttons! Hopefully it's a muffin button.

: Don't go pushing random hidden buttons, Topaz. It might be for self-destruct or something similar!

Self-destruct? Like with 2B? Awesome, as you can always show off your ass more!

*Topaz presses the button. Meanwhile back in the manor.*

: Besides, even if he could find the button I imagine Riri would be able to restrain him.

*However, in the window behind them they watch as the car raises vertically and eventually shoots off like a rocket.*

: You just had to tempt fate, didn't you...

: Oh well. Not our problem now....

*Time passes and eventually Topaz wakes up still inside the car. He shakes Riri awake.*

: Zzz... H-huh?! Wait, what happened?

I think that we crashed, but we got blasted off while inside the car.

: H-how did we make it here, and where even are we?

It seems like we're inside the space station. Come on, let's take a good look around.

*Topaz and Riri leave the car, traveling down the familiar hallways. However, a cloaked girl rushes towards them.*

????: I should have known that there were intruders. You crashed through the wall, and it took so much to seal it back up. You were unconscious at first, so we expected you to be dead, but it seems that we were not that lucky...

That's right! I'm way too resilient for that!

: Don't be so proud about that!

????: No matter. I am sure you recognize me, as I am KurlKurl.

It may have been months since we saw you, or more correctly the other girls in our group did, but I have heard about you.

: I don't care what your nickname is. Just show yourself, fiend!

KurlKurl: I am no fiend... But I can understand why you thought that. I have partnered with one, and here I am being a villain once again... That said.

*She removes her cloak.*

Anime Relations: Little Witch Academia, Little Witch Academia: Mahoujikake no Parade, Little Witch Academia (TV)

This is the seven-hundred-twenty-fifth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. We're still at Luna's mansion and have been joined once again by a new girl.

: I hope that you will not be here from now on. It will likely become busy. N-not that I mind hosting of course.

: As long as you have more sweets I'll be glad to stay here as long as you allow me.

: Do not shirk your duties, Ko'ume!

Heh, “duties”

: Grow up, Topaz.

Nonsense, that's overrated. I'll be immature as long as I can, eventually becoming like Roshi or other similar characters.

: Well, at least you are mostly fair as far as perversion goes...

: Regardless we are not able to stay for long. You have to help me fix the magical car.

So I guess Harry Potter really did come here. Or at least a British spellcaster.

: I do not understand that reference, but no matter. We have a job to do.

: Do not worry, you should be able to realize the references after not too long.

: I do not wish to.

You don't have to be so stiff. I imagine you aren't on the clock right now, so you should be able to relax.

: I agree with that. You should loosen up.

: No! We have to do what our job is!

Jeez, who shoved a stick up your ass?

: Probably Zettai.

*Topaz giggles from Ririchiyo's joke.*

: I thought that you were the one pointing out Topaz's earlier perversion.

: That is true, and I deeply regret my latest comment. Have it pulled from the records.

Fair point. But let's not forget why we're here.

: Sugary snacks and treats?

: No, that seems to be the reason you're here. And perhaps Topaz too.

I have a bad sweet tooth...

: Is that why, when your parents aren't home, you ate the equivalent of four cupcakes in one sitting.

I am not proud of myself sometimes... But mocking my eating habits isn't what we're here for!

: Then what are we here for?

The blog, obviously. Otherwise we would just be standing around for no reason.

: At least it would be better than having random girls running into you and landing in perverse positions.

If only!

: EH? So that is what you are up to!

: Wait, are you familiar with these “blog” things?

: But of course. I have had one happen to me before.

: We have just had ours, but I do not know if Topaz knew that you had a blog prior...

Don't worry, I knew. But it wasn't mine. It was Zettai's instead.

: Ah yes... I remember him...

: Though you did Ursula way back when.

That was a long time ago indeed... But I want to talk about you today. Please, allow it as my readers are anxious for it!

: Otherwise Topaz will have to talk about Lily, and I don't mean the undead trap either!

Thank goodness. And I'd rather not troll my readers with that either.

: To think that you would suggest that I would do yet another blog. You should know not to volunteer me for things like that!

My apologies, but I cannot go back on my word! It would disappoint so many people!

: Er, does your blog really have all that many-

: Shhh. I'm sure that Topaz knows that ALL of his readers wouldn't enjoy being baited like that!

Exactly! I cannot let them down!

*She lets out a big sigh.*

: Well, if you are insisting so much I cannot be the cause for such a thing. I shall allow you to talk about me, but do not mock me!

Don't worry, I know better than that!

: Are you sure?

I mean I'll be as honest as I can be. My memory is pretty bad as it's been a while.

: I see. Perhaps I have a spell for that.

Maybe, but you should keep your magic for the car. But I'm glad that you've given permission to the blog... I think....

: *sighs* Fine, allow me to give you permission for the blog...

*She rolls her eyes.*

Great, so let's begin by saying...



: I see. So this is why you were so roundabout in not using my name.

Certainly. And if anyone would know roundabouts it would be the British! Look, kids! Big Ben! Parliament!

: Must you always use references that your readers probably don't know. Though at least this is a movie and not another video game.

: I may have been blogged in the past by Zettai, but it has been some time. Would you remind me on what they are like?

Oh, I just talk about you and have you listen and comment about what I say. Nothing too interesting.

: Are you not forgetting something... big?

: What are you talking about? Is there more to the blog than I have been informed.

: Take a look, you can't miss it!

*Ko'ume then turns around and bends over, smacking Diana over with her huge ass. Not on purpose, at least hopefully, but she isn't used to how titanic her ass was. Ko'ume does hep Diana back to her feet though.*

: I'm so sorry about that, Diana!

: Why I never!

You should, I bet it feels really soft. Plus now you HAVE.

: Don't make corny responses to her objections.

: Indeed. To think that I would be smacked by my employee's... wait, why IS your arse so gigantic?

You can call it an ass-wait, I suppose that still works.

: Did you sit on an insect or something similar?

: That would be one amazing bug!

Speaking of ass-expanding bugs I really need to do a character from Enma-kun.

: More like you need to see more of Go Nagai's catalog.

I really do. A shame I don't watch as much old anime, but I blame being slow to watch series.

: Watch series as well as talk about characters.

: At least he's able to remember our series, even if it had been some time since seeing them. I do appreciate him talking about us.

: I suppose I will be, at least once he gets to talking about me properly.

Fair point as I really should get started...

: Before that, I still have a question.

Go right ahead. I am transparent about my blog, so if you have any questions.

: It does no involve your blog at all...

Oh...

*Topaz goes in the corner in despair.*

: My apologies, but I really have to do my research. Ko'ume!

: Y-yes?

*Diana points to Ko'ume, and then to the witch's ass.*

: How could you possibly have obtained such a large arse?! I remember you not being that massive prior to seeing you here!

: Funny you should ask...

: Do not tell me that you have eaten that many sweets that your arse has grown! That would be very unhealthy!

: Do not worry as I imagine that it was done very well and in a healthy way.

: Oh? Is this some type of spell? Wait...

*She looks around, noticing that Riri and Luna also have such massive backsides.*

: What is going on here? Is there some sort of gas leak that is making the arses of girls to grow to such a size?!

: That is probably the first time female asses and gas leaks are used in a sentence not made for Zettai's enjoyment...

Funny that you should mention that. Well, about there being a reason behind the asses.

: Wait, you mean that you know? But you aren't even a wizard!

I am but leave my age and virginity out of this!

: No, I think she means the MAGICAL variety.

Oh, that makes more sense. I am not, but it is a result of my blogs that these girls have become so assy.

: W-what?!

*Diana looks worried from Topaz admitting such a thing.*

: To think that someone like you would be able to make such a spell... Or whatever it seems to be.

I'm not really sure myself, but I don't mind and the girls seem to enjoy it.

: Though I do apologize for whacking you with my sizable ass.

: Do not worry. From what Topaz is saying it seems that I shall obtain one of my own. Then I shall get my revenge.

*Ko'ume gulps.*

: That is a little worrisome... Wait, m-maybe you shouldn't do Diana today.

Oh? And why would that be?

: I believe that she is trying to keep herself safe from Diana's backside.

: Oh ho, do not worry. I am not petty after all...

*Still, Diana stares with intimidation towards Ko'ume.*

: S-sure....

: Perhaps it would be wise to begin the blog soon, Topaz. Before spells start flying.

Good plan with that. I'm sure that Diana will enjoy her huge ass regardless, so let's get started for real this time!

*With that Topaz begins the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Diana has some really great hair, with a lot of unique factors. Her hair is somewhat long, reaching about to her waist which is a good length and I like how fluffy it looks as well. It has a wavy appeal, and it fits with Diana being an ojou as well. The layered look really works for her, especially since some of her hair is a different color highlight. Not in any outlandish and nauseating way, this isn't Aikatsu Planet after all. Most of her hair is blonde, but she has strands with a green-ish highlight that isn't always noticeable. Still, it looks pretty good and fits her personality too. Diana's late mother and aunt both seem to have the same affect. She also has a long left bang, though while voluminous it doesn't cover her eye. It does look cool and is really long, reaching down to her chest or so. Her right bangs aren't nearly as long, only reaching down to her cheek or so, but the asymmetry works well for her. There are occasional moments where she does her hair differently, such as in a ponytail, and we can't forget about her wearing a big witch hat on occasion as well! Overall Diana does really well here, being a blond ojou with nicely wavy hair and a nice long bang, and I like how her hair changes color in a layering effect as well.
Grade: B+

===Eyes===
Diana has really pretty eyes. Being fair she does have blue eyes, as she is a British ojou after all, but that sort of combination isn't as tiresome on ojous who look pretty good with it. The series being one that seems to spam green eyes might be another reason she looks better in comparison. That said, Diana's eye shape is her strong point. She has tsurime which is really nice, and the lines above her eye makes it seem like they're half-closed though that may not be the intent. Not a negative of course, as I like that sort of thing. The corners of her eyes are strong too, and even her pupils being just a black dot in a circle pupil rather than the usual anime sort of eyes is quite good too. Helps her stand out with her art style. Sadly she doesn't wear glasses, but otherwise Diana's eyes are quite excellent with her cool shapes and nice color.
Grade: B

===Face===
Diana also has a great face, fitting with the art style of the series. I will mention that you can see a bit of the bridge of her nose, but it isn't connected to the rest of her nose which helps it look smaller. I like small nose, and she often has a cute dot one. I'll also mention her hair usually covers her ears, though that isn't something that I usually mention but I do like it. There isn't too much to talk about here, which I suppose happens with “face” but do know that Diana is a very beautiful character with features that I enjoy.
Grade: B+

So what do you think of the blog so far, Diana? Are you enjoying it?

: I am not sure what to say. While I have had Zettai talk about me I am not familiar with these “blogs”.

: I imagine that Zettai's blog is not that different from Topaz's. Well, there may be some different sections, but overall the layout seems similar.

That's a good way to look at it. Though I suppose that my scores are calculated a little differently, and we appreciate different things.

: And is that a good thing?

Usually! It means that we don't often have the same favorite character, and as a result we can keep our own and respect the other's choice. Diana is one of Zettai's after all.

: I refuse to be property of a man!

: What if he becomes the property of your ass instead?

: How... Wha? That makes no sense!

No you see it does. He'll become a slave to your ass and-

: Enough talking about my ass!

: Even to tell you that it seems to have become bigger?

*Ko'ume then pokes Diana's ass, jiggling her assflab which is barely fitting inside her witch's outfit. Diana's cheeks ripple as she even has them gripped and fondled before the blond witch slaps her away.*

: Hands off! One does not touch a lady in that way!

One does not touch a girl of Zettai's there, as I would be worried about “backfire”.

: And WHAT might I ask do you mean by that?

Um er...

: Topaz obviously meant a spell of some sort.

: I see. I shall accept that excuse.

: Wait, you know that it was an excuse?

No matter, as it is true that your ass has grown due to the blog. Do you know what might have caused this?

: Why are you asking me?

*She looks at Topaz with a glare.*

Because you do a lot of magical research, and rather than science we think that this must be a magical effect. I'm just wondering what might be causing itt!

: It might be magic, but I do not know what may be causing it. It's not like I have any experience with this type of thing.

That is a fair point.

: Besides, we're so far in the year that I doubt the plot point is going to be relevant. It's like you forgot you were studying it for months.

I am easily distracted.

: We've noticed. You haven't talked about one topic of Diana's!

: Did he not go over the three areas? Or were you distracted by the cake...

: It is really good cake...

I want some...

: You've had enough sugar, Topaz.

: One has a separate stomach for sweets. Anyway, I mean you bringing it up in conversation.

Goodness, you're right! I need to talk about her topics!

: My... topics? What do you mean.

: He means that he will talk about you in a more casual way, allowing you to interject how you wish.

: I see. So that means I can stop him from continuing?

We've gotten too far to stop now. Anyway, I do like Diana's hair. I don' have a problem with blonde and being an ojou helps, and I like the streaks of green in it. Even the style is pretty great too.

: Thank you, though my looks are not that important to me.

I mean it helps you look related to your mother's side. It's a cool unique look that I like. Your eyes are similar too, with the art style helping out a fair bit.

: Even though they're blue.

True though fortunately that doesn't bother me as much as it does Zettai. Plus again being an ojou helps too.

: I see, so this is what a blog is for. Though I do wonder why you have a glasses adoration.

Long ago I was cursed by a horrible wizard, and the only cure is more glasses.

: Are you sure you don't mean cowbell?

: That is horrible! I have done some curse work. Perhaps I can break it.

: I think that Topaz is just joking.

Tee hee~ But indeed, I just really like glasses. There's no hidden meaning or anything.

: Then it is a shame that none of us wear them...

Do not worry. If all the girls wore glasses it wouldn't be as special.

: What if every girl was assy though?

Well that's different and would be a great world. They could have all different huge sizes after all.

: Do not become distracted, especially over arses!

But it looks so nice....

*Topaz stares at Diana's ass, causing her to cover her cheeks with her hands. Or at least as well as she could with her bigger size. Ko'ume whispers something into his ear.*

: You should give it a squeeze too~

: Do not dare!

I'll put it off for now. We have to talk about your face.

: That sounds like an insult...

Fortunately not intended to be! Especially as your face looks quite nice. A bit more nose detail than I like, but not too bad overall. You're a very pretty girl, Diana.

: I suppose that I should thank you, but I also dislike you for making my ass this large!

But it looks so big and soft!

: I do not care! Now continue the blog, as I wish for you to take this seriously!

I supposes that's fine. We also still have a long way to go, and allow me to continue with the blog!

: I hope that there is nothing that will trouble me coming up.

: If only you knew...

*Topaz then continues with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Sadly there isn't too much to talk about here. Diana is lacking any sort of measurement which while not surprising is still a little disappointing she doesn't even have a height. She does have a mostly slender figure, which fits with the art style of the series. It isn't a fanservice series, though she does have one official image where she shows off her bare ass. It's not much, but it does help out a little bit and was surprising in a good way. It's a shame Diana doesn't show off though, even if it's not that type of series. It also doesn't help that her witch's outfit is somewhat bulky, but it does have the bonus of accenting her hips and waist a bit. Still, overall Diana could use more ass service or show off her body more, but asking that of a more pure series like this wouldn't feel right. A shame I suppose, as she could have done better if she wasn't hiding as much.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Diana isn't exactly flat, as you can see that she has some curve to her chest. Granted that might just be due to the clothes she's wearing as it's hard to tell, but it's not like she's busty either. She doesn't seem jealous of anyone either, at least as far as I remember. It isn't that sort of show (a minus for the previous area but a plus for this one). Overall while there isn't too much to talk about Diana still does pretty well here with her slender body.
Grade: B+

===Clothes===
Diana has some pretty good clothes and some nice variety, even if as the series is school-based she's usually seen in her uniform. It's not a bad one at least, as it consists of a blue vest over a white dress shirt with nice collar and cuffs as well as a blue ribbon around her neck. She also wears a matching skirt with some pleats and socks though sadly they don't even reach her knees. Diana also wears a witch's cloak over it when required to, and as mentioned before she has a big witch's hat too. It is normally blue but turns white during the final battle. Other outfits she wears includes two different fancy dresses and riding clothes, and it seems that the manga adds a gym uniform though sadly with shorts. The manga might have others that I don't know about either. Still, while Diana doesn't get a lot of outfits the ones that she does well overall look really good and fit with her.
Grade: B-

And that's a few more sections. What do you think about it so far, Diana?

*Diana is speechless, her mouth agape before covering it with her hand.*

: Oh no! You have said things that have left her in shock!

: That's never happened before!

: Only one thing left to do!

*Ko'ume smacks Diana's ass, making her cheeks jiggle as she rises off the ground from the impact. She's certainly surprised.*

: What do you think you're doing!

Quick, it's working! Let me do it!

*Topaz copies Ko'ume, smacking Diana's other cheek. Her plump jiggly cheek felt incredible against his hands.*

: What did I say about touching my arse?!

I do not think that you said anything. You didn't want me staring, but...

: This is even worse!

I know! I can't see your plump cheeks jiggle from the impact. But that is a choice which I have to make...

: That is not the reason!

: Is it because we can notice how much bigger your ass is now?

: That is not the-Wait, did you say even bigger?

*Diana turns around and notices how massive her ass has become. It is even tearing out holes in her witch's dress, showing off her plump cheeks in a very sexy manner.*

: To think that I would agree to something this foolhardy. I expect this type of thing from Akko, but not from someone like you!

But I'm a nice guy! It's not my fault my blog tends to make girls assier!

: Well, could you not have done someone else?

: Or at least inform her of this before she agreed?

There's no fun in that!

*Diana sighs.*

: It would appear that it is too late to be concerned. Just go on with your blog.

That's the spirit! Well, A spirit at least. But don't think that we can forget the topics that I've discussed.

: Believe me, I will not even if I attempt to... At least with an arse this gigantic I should get a good score.

: Sadly that does not seem to be the case.

: Excuse me?!

: That's right. Topaz can only count canon things, so your large blog-caused ass is not valid.

: So I have such a large arse for NOTHING?!

I wouldn't say that it's useless. After all, it looks incredible!

*The camera shows off Diana's plump cheeks from various angles. As she moves around to try to hide her massive ass her cheeks ripple around and tug at what little fabric is holding them in.*

: S-stop staring!

: Topaz, listen to her!

Fine fine... But only because we have other details to go over. And also because you're Zettai's girl, but he deserves good fanservice too. Unfortunately your ass isn't as big as it is in the blog, but it's not that sort of series. Such a shame more girls don't show off freely.

: To think that you would think of me being some sort of nudist!

: You don't need to be a nudist to show off your body!

: Wasn't Chiya sort of one.

: I mean she showed off her belly as an apology which I imagine would help. I know it did for my score, and besides aren't you the one that was running around naked?!

: I wasn't of sound mind at that time!

: Ladies ladies. This is no time to be fighting among one another!

That's true! Besides, we have more to talk about with Diana. I mean her body isn't bad of course, and that goes with her fair chest. The only issue is that her clothing hides her body more than I would like.

: Though ironically the one that covers the most you seemed to like.

Well witches are cute after all. Not only that, but it hugs your body pretty well even if it's worn over other clothes. I do suppose your normal school clothes look good too.

: So do you like the outfits or not?

I mean they do look good, but I suppose that they could show off better. But I don't want to keep going in circles over the topic. It's complicated and perhaps it's the art style that is to blame. Regardless, how about we begin the last sections?

: Took long enough. Let us continue, Topaz!

*With that Topaz continues the blog once again.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
As mentioned before Diana is a high class ojou from Britain, but that isn't the only special thing about her. Granted that is a great point to start off with, as ojous are really great, and she's from the Caverdish family which is a long-standing and renowned magic family. However, it's soon revealed that after her mother died her evil aunt has taken over and has started selling off precious magical heirlooms. Diana wants to become a powerful witch in order to become the matriarch instead, which shows how determined she is. She's amazingly talented already too, and rather than doing basic things like saying big words or something she shows a lot of intelligence in her actions as well. From doing things like researching herself, figuring out various things, and even telling the teachers some things that they don't know the series makes sure to show how smart Diana is. This isn't in any bad way as even if she's portrayed like this it's not like she's a Mary Sue or anything (I'm just bad at describing things xD). It also works well because as a child Diana had her magic stolen from her during a Shining Chariot show and she worked hard to regain it. This might also be a big reason for the rivalry between her and Akko, who had a similar thing happen. It might make Diana seem like a bully in the beginning but she works hard for her successes. This in addition to her haughty ojou personality is what makes Diana really great. We also can't forget her big heart either. Overall Diana is a really great girl, with a lot of things that I like looking for in a girl with a lot of story-based bonuses and little things that help make her even more likable. Oh, and we can't forget that she's voiced by Youko Hikasa who does a great ojou voice. She might not be able to do her token TDB voice with Diana, but it works anyway as she gives her a really great refined voice. Other roles included Mio from K-On, Maria from Symphogear, Emi from Maou-sama, and Rias from DxD among a great many others.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
Diana is a little complicated when it comes to this area. First off there's the obvious shipping that she gets with Akko the lead. They're foils, with Diana being smart and well-liked while Akko is the dorky protagonist, and also rivals as the series goes on. Diana also bullied her at first but seems to warm up to her. Even the TRIGGER staff seemed to like the two, which makes the guy that gets added to the series seem a little meh as he doesn't do too much. There's also the silly love bee episode where Diana is overcome by narcissism as it's similar to a Cupid's arrow-type effect. Overall this wasn't that sort of series, but Diana seemed to be a little strong here even if she might not be able to show it. And hey, as her family seems female-led so it's possible that she's dominant as well.
Grade: B+

===Age===
Diana is 16 years old, or at least as far as the information I could find says. Her birthday also seems to be April 30th as well, though outside of having a date the exact day doesn't matter (but it's still a good thing of course). The school that she goes to is a magical one so I can't be sure what grade she is in, but she does seem to be in high school. Though I suppose with her intelligence it could be a very ambitious middle school girl, but with her being about the same age as the other girls I don't think that would be the case. Still, overall Diana does well here with a good age and some other information as well.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 77
Average score: 8.6
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for the week!

: Took long enough!

Oh, did you not enjoy it?

*She plays with her hair a little, looking to the side.*

: Alright! I will admit it! It wasn't half bad!

: Don't you say that it was all bad either though.

: If it was I would be honest and say that, but it was not as terrible as I expected. Well, other than gaining some excess baggage...

*As she says that Diana's ass has grown so much her outfit could no longer contain it, bursting out. Her cheeks jiggles like crazy as the camera makes sure to capture it all.*

: I don't see what's so “excess” about that...

: Goodness... Though I do agree...

: Of course you would. And stop trying to poke my cheeks! Poke yours instead, as they're just as big!

That is certainly true, but it is your blog so you are the one who should be showing off.

: Shall I turn you into a toad?

That sounds like what Nintendo is trying to do with the NPCs of Paper Mario...

: I think that she means the frog-type amphibian.

I don't think she's fibbing. But do that to Zettai instead. Then he can get an electric belly and dance with a streamer gym leader.

: This is terrible.

: Are you lost?

: No. I understood all of those terrible references. What has happened to me?!

I just did your blog!

: Perhaps because her ass grew she grew to learn the references?

: I sure hope not!

True, there's probably some other reason. Regardless I do really like you as a character Diana. As you can probably tell, of course. You're a smart one after all.

: That may be true, but I still was not wise enough to avoid being blogged...

That wasn't a foolish mistake or anything. I'm sure that my readers enjoyed it, as well as looking at you.

: And your ass too!

*The camera shows off Diana's enormous ass, with her blushing and shooing it away cutely.*

: S-stop staring at my huge arse!

But it is quite attractive!

: That pun is terrible, if it was even intended.

It was not! Getting back to Diana I liked her whole plot, from working hard to recover from losing her magic to trying to get her family name respected once again. And of course I like your voice too.

: To be fair Topaz isn't good at writing dialogue, so he probably couldn't give Diana the British accent she deserves.

: I believe that Zettai was worried about a similar thing.

He was! I will say that while your age is quite nice, just slightly under my ideal range, your libido could use some work.

: Eh? There is nothing wrong with it. Unless you are trying to imply that Akko and I would be a good pair.

: That's true. Who could ever root for a clumsy brown hair girl and her slightly stuck-up advanced friend...

DIY indeed. But let's put that show aside, at least for now. After all, we're done talking about Diana. Congratulations.

: I suppose that I should thank you. It has been some time since someone spoke of my show.

I blame otaku having terrible memories. Even worse than mine!

: I blame them being distracted with the shounen of the month.

: That sounds like an odd delivery service...

: I know. One would be enough!

: You two and your perverse minds! Though Topaz here is the most perverse!

I mean I don't doubt it, but you don't need to be so reserved either.

: Please, you only wish for me to show my arse off. Do not think that you will get your wish.

Not that I would mind, but you are more Zettai's girl anyway. But I do suppose that it is time to get going...

: What about the car, Topaz?

: Oh yeah. We were here to fix it.

: Luckily it seems that the weather has cleared up. Come, let us take a look.

: Allow me to escort you out.

*Luna follows the group as they go outside into the courtyard. They do not realize that there is someone watching them from the bushes, and Luna even waves outside the door.*

: Well, I suppose that this shall be all for now.

Indeed! Can't wait to see you again, but Riri and I have to find a way to the space station.

: That sounds difficult, but I'm sure that you have some plan. I believe that there is someone I know that could help too...

That would be really helpful! Now, who to talk about next time...

: I'm surprised. This late in the month we usually have some type of villain attack.

W-wait, Ririchiyo! Don't say something like that!

: What, that you probably forgot to find a villainous girl to talk about next time. Well, at least we aren't dying this year.

: Be careful, those are terrible flags!

: What's the worst that could happen?

*The doors behind Luna slam shut, and even with her beastly strength she can't unlock them.*

: T-the front door's locked!

: The same with the gate!

*Diana pulls on the gates leading outside, which had also closed and are stuck without even moving. Suddenly a raincoat-wearing beast comes out of the bushes and leaps at Topaz, missing him just barely. It does a screeching halt before calling out to him.*

????: Hunt... Topaz... Hunt... Topaz...

See why you shouldn't have said something?

: You do that sort of thing all the time, and likely it's for plot advancement anyway.

Fair point.

????: HUNT!

: She's cursed! Allow me to take this!

*Diana fires a beam at the beast, missing but attempting a few times. She gets one good shot in, blasting it onto the side.*

????: The curse? Well, it is only restrained for now. But at least I can take this hot thing off!

*As if by magic a bandage comes out of the pocket of the raincoat and fastens itself to her left arm. She then tosses off the raincoat, revealing who she is..*

Y-YOU!

Anime Relations: Urara Meirochou

This is the seven-hundred-twenty-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz is still at the large house, sitting at a table full of food.*

Welcome back everyone. I'm glad to see that you've returned.

: But I live here...

I don't mean you. Though I am glad to see that you're still around. Rather I'm talking about the audience.

: An audience? What do you mean by that?

: Topaz is talking about the blog readers. I'm still not sure why they continue to read this blog though.

Like the tagline says, because they have nothing better to do on Thursdays.

: Somehow it feels like you've been here for several weeks already.

That is just due to how the blogs go up. This is right after the previous blog.

: That is certainly true. After all, I haven't repaired your car yet, though being fair I'm not quite sure how to do it.

: Obviously Topaz has to call Harry Potter as he's driven a magical car before.

Yeah, but that belonged to Ron's dad. But it's a new week and do you know what that means?

: I am not sure, but I know how we can find out.

*She pulls out a deck of cards.*

: Please don't say that we're going to be playing Magic or another sort of trading card game.

I don't recognize those backs, so it's probably some sort of random game that I have no idea the rules of.

: I-I believe that those are tarot cards.

Carrot cards? Sounds delicious! Or should I say... “deliciousmile”?

: Please, you don't need to feed into the propaganda that Delicious Party is trying to peddle.

Better that their peddling of blue eye girls. Boo adding yet another one with the not-Yui! But I think that we're getting side tracked.

: That you are. Besides, these are TAROT cards. The second “T” is silent!

Ah yes. Like a quiet urinating pterodactyl!

: You've ruined the joke and my appetite with that, Topaz.

More sweets for me.

: Wait just a minute! I was going to have that danish!

Because it's a sweet or because you are like Western culture far too much?

: Sounds like she may suffer from Paris Syndrome eventually.

Ah yes... so she has dry skin. Then again witches are usually weak to water, so maybe that's a good thing.

: Er, I-I do not understand what you're talking about...

: You will become used to it, or be absorbed into their conversations...

: Sounds rough. I'll need more sweets to regain my energy.

*The mysterious twintail witch dips her finger in whipped cream, tasting it before shoving the rest of the sweet into her mouth.*

: Mmm, delicious. Now what was I doing again?

: I believe that you were going to tell our fortune with tarot cards.

: Ah yes, thank you for reminding me. Let's see, since you mentioned that first how about I do you first.

: D-DO ME?! That would be wrong, I-I have Akari and-

*Luna flusters cutely.*

: Eh? I meant telling your fortune.

: O-oh. But of course that is what you meant.

: Now, let's see.

*She shuffles the deck and puts three cards out.*

Careful not to go over 21!

: Wrong game, Topaz.

: Now, let's see...

*She flips over card with a moon on it. The name is obvious.*

: Hmmm, it seems that your first card is the Moon.

: I see. What does that mean?

: I am unable to tell you until the end.

Is this why those psychic hotlines would pay by the minute?

: I don't know if it'll make you feel old, but I have no idea what those are.

Darn me and my high age rating...

: For now, let's look at the other card...

*She reveals another face down card, which also happened to be the same one.*

: W-WHAT?! Another moon?! I have no idea why this would happen!

: Er, perhaps I have an attachment towards the card...

: But it makes no sense! I only had one of them in the deck! Let's see...

*She peeks at the remaining face down card, smiling when it is not the Moon though she cannot see clearly what it is. She breathes a sigh of relief.*

: No way this can be-AH!

*Somehow the card is revealed to be the same one, making the fortune telling witch jump cutely.*

Careful, you'll knock the table over!

: But there's no way that this could be possible!

: I believe that it is due to having a preference for that card...

That's true. After all, Luna's “moon” is so huge that she has phases!

*Topaz pokes the green girl's bare ojou ass, making her jump and turn around. Her massive cheeks knock over the table, including the cards which get all shuffled up.*

: NO! My cards!

: My apologies, I am so sorry!

*Luna bends over to apologize, knocking Topaz over with her huge cheeks. Riri helps him up.*

: Be careful, it's like getting hit by a truck.

Yeah, quite the dump truck she has...

: Hmmm, looking at these cards I can see they're all different. How were you able to get three moons?

Because I ate the other marshmallow shapes first!

: Enough of the bad references, Topaz! Don't you have a blog to do?

Oh yeah. That is what we're supposed to be doing.

: What's a blog.

: I have had him talk about me last week. He shall talk about you, from your head to all your body and even your personality!

: I can't tell if that's a good thing or not...

: I supposes it depends on how well you do.

: I suppose that I can predict...

You can, but I'd rather just do the blog. That way the surprise feels more natural.

: That is a fair point. I haven't even been introduced either!

: Topaz does that at the start.

: Then I must demand that you begin immediately!

Sounds good to me! Fortunately I don't need to be TOLD permission due to your demands, and I shall say that...



: What's with that random emphasis there? It's like you're mispronouncing something...

: That's an Americanism or something. Blame Topaz being dumb, as I don't get it.

Well first I said “Fortune”-ately, and then I put the emphasis on “told” because-

: Yeah yeah.. I understand what you were going for. It's because Ko'ume is a fortune teller.

Exactly!

: Though you can call me “Miss Plum”. In English of course~

: Er, weren't we already speaking English-wait, how do I know English anyway?!

: What language are we speaking anyway?

I think that it's “universal” and the only reason that it seems like English is that what I'm able to write in. Trust me, you don't want me to try other languages.

: I see then. You need to be more worldly.

World big and scary, better bunker down at home and stay safe.

: Hmmm, is the reason Topaz is American perhaps also the reason he forgot the punctuation in Ko'ume's name?

I can't tell if that's me being foolish or just forgetting after all this time.

: It could totally be the latter, but don't forget that it might be the subs fault.

: True. My series probably had some sort of subbing issue as it's so old.

Being fair it seems every series has some sort of subbing issue. I don't get why people think that fansubs are so much better than official ones!

: Probably because they think that the fansubs are cooler because they don't need to pay for them.

They should just be like me and watch on different sites. Piracy is fun!

: Sailing the seven seas, and by that the “seas” is the web that you surf.

Precisely.

: So you did not remember my apostrophe?

I did not. But luckily Zettai reminded me, as otherwise you'd just be “Koume” and that wouldn't be very nice.

: And people would probably miss out on the “Miss Plum” joke. After all “Ume” means “Plum”.

That makes sense, and poor Ben-to “Plum” being so unfairly hated. They should have had that reaction to Uzaki instead.

: If only, while Ume gets the supporters that she finally deserved! Especially as they emphasized her femdom mannerisms in the series.

I mean that isn't a problem for me, and I can only imagine that she'd be far better accepted these days. There's a lot of terrible leads, so she wouldn't look as bad.

: Yeah, but she was airing at around the same time as Infamy or Meat. Clearly people have no taste.

: Once again I feel out of the loop...

: Like I said, you'll eventually get what they're saying.

: And that's a good thing?

: *sighs* No.

What are you talking about? I'm sure that my readers love all this dialogue and silly references.

: I mean they probably do, at least a little. I'm sure that they just humor you though.

Nonsense. After all, this adds a bit of natural conversation into the blogs, and even if I tend to mock myself I am proud of my work!

: Well, at least once you GET to work...

Fair. I have been slacking a lot lately. But I am glad to be talking about Ko'ume in all her name-corrected glory.

: Indeed! I can foresee great things in my future!

I can only imagine... Especially with your ass increasing in size!

: My what increasing in who?!

No time to explain, time to begin!

*With that Topaz begins the blog properly, leaving Ko'ume flabbergasted.*

==Head==
===Hair===
This is one of Ko'ume's best areas. She has dark hair, which is always a plus, and it's either a very dark purple or a black (it's hard to tell, but it seems purple even if the intent might be black). The tips look a little red in the anime but only faintly and it looks pretty good. Her hair tends to be styled in side twintails which look really nice. Said twintails are full of volume and reach about to her shoulders as well. Yes, she is the resident dark haired twintail girl every Kirara series seems to need (for example, Rize from Rabbit Cafe, Kurumi from Gakkougurashi!, or Azusa from K-on!). While in the bath she has them up in either buns or hoops, both of which looks cute. Sadly I'm not sure if Ko'ume has her hair down at any point, but it does look fairly long. During the epilogue she has really long hair, going past her hips and curling cutely at the bottom, so go her hair getting longer instead of meh time skip hair chopping. Ko'ume's bangs are really nice too, if a little basic. She has a long middle bang too, reaching about to her nose while she has parts above her hair. Her sides are fairly long as well, reaching about to the lower part of her chin which frames her face pretty well. Oh, and I nearly forgot that as an occasional witch-cosplayer she'll wear a big witch's hat which looks cute. Overall I'd say that Ko'ume looks really great but her shorter length is possibly her only issue (which is improved in the last chapter). Like I said, she's the token dark-haired twintail girl after all, but I wouldn't have minded to see her with her hair down occasionally either.
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
Ko'ume has some pretty great eyes, though the shape isn't exactly the best. The color is stellar, looking mostly red but also a little bit purple which matches her hair color slightly. I also like the pupil style even if it does look fairly simple. That might be her biggest weakness here though, she doesn't exactly stand out. She has tarame but I don't know if it fits with her color, and while she does have some corner and slight outline I would say that she could use a bit more outline to her eye. She does have an eyelash in the middle of her upper line too. There's also a moment where she becomes possessed by a fox spirit and her eyes turn green which is a fair downside. Finally as far as my research showed she sadly doesn't wear glasses (that would be Kon instead). Overall Ko'ume does have some pretty nice eyes, but for my tastes they could stand out a little bit more. And also not change her eyes from red, as that's a mistake that sadly too many shows do (but fortunately it was only for a short time).
Grade: B

===Face===
It may come as no surprise but Ko'ume has a very appealing face for my tastes. She's very cute with nice rounded cheeks and chin, looking very soft as is to be expected of a Kirara series. We also can't forget about her small nose which is always a plus. She doesn't stand out too much here either, but overall Ko'ume has a pretty strong showing when it comes to her facial features as she appeals well to me.
Grade: B

: H-hold on. You can't just go on talking about me like that!

What's the matter? I thought that Luna explained the blog to you.

: Indeed. I do apologize for not mentioning his love of glasses though.

: I mean that is unfortunate as I would have borrowed a pair. But that's not what I was meaning. I meant about my ass!

*Ko'ume then shows off, not realizing that her ass had grown as a result of the blog. Her cheeks barely fit in her dress, and she has trouble hiding her plump cheeks with her hands from how big they've grown.*

: Goodness! Such size and softness! There's no way that I can go back to Marie like this!

Or can you~

: You never know what sort of thing someone could be into...

: Leave the possibly yuri relationship out of this! I thought that you mentioned something about my ass becoming larger, but I wouldn't think that it would be so immediate. Or this big.

: Ha, you aren't even done growing yet.

: E-EEEHHH!?

That's right! But don't worry. It's only when we continue with the blog.

: Then I demand you to stop talking about me! I take away your permission.

: What are you going to do, combine with Kotake and become an even stronger witch?

: Who the heck is “Kotake”?

No worries. Though I can only imagine you having a sexier body as a result...

: Stop thinking of her ass becoming even bigger, Topaz!

Heh heh... It seems that I'm being good at dousing as my rod is getting a reaction.

: I see then. Perhaps I should correct it with a bit of... percussive maintenance...

*Ko'ume holds up her hand in a fist, looking angry.*

Understood. But it's too late for you to take back your permission. We're far enough into the blog that we can't change it.

: So just sit back and listen to what Topaz has to say about you.

: I guess, but I won't be happy about it.

: But you're doing pretty well so far. Just look at your hair score!

I mean she did pretty well, but not as great as you do.

: Is that any question?

*Ririchiyo flicks her long beautiful hair in a dramatic manner.*

Hey, be careful with that. We only have so much hair budget.

: I-if you run out does that mean all the girls will be bald?

Let's not even joke about that!

: I agree. Though I do appreciate that you enjoy my hair.

Of course! I love dark haired girls, and while you do tend to keep your hair up your thick twintails are quite nice. I also like your witch's hat, though I wouldn't have minded if you had shown off having your hair down.

: Why's that?

Because that way I could get a good look at the length.

: That and Topaz likes having that sort of guard behind the neck for some reason.

That is possible, hadn't thought about it. But I do like the girls like you from other Kirara series.

: Thank you for the praise then, even if my hair isn't as long as the other girls.

It still looks good, and the time skip helps some too.

: Sadly your eyes didn't do as well.

Being fair there's nothing bad about her eyes. It's just not to my preference, as the red color fits pretty well. Or is it purple? It's hard for me to tell.

: The curse of Satoko it seems.

Darn my colors being the first things to go! Or was that my memory. I can't remember...

: What about your dignity?

Can't lose what you never had in the first place.

: That's never a good thing...

I mean I have it in real life, but not as much in the blog. That's different. But let's not get too off topic. This is about Ko'ume, and we're still talking about her eyes.

: I am glad that you remembered on your own at least.

But of course! And other than her not wearing glasses I suppose her tarame is also a problem. Well, not quite a “problem” as much as a preferences, as I like tsurime more.

: Do you really care that much about shape?

I mean it's an important factor, even if I suppose it does fit your series. Then again let's not forget about the nice shape of your face as well. It's got some nice curves.

: I thank you for that.

Though not as huge as the curve of your OTHER cheeks now...

: Please stop looking at her and getting distracted.

But she has a nice ass, or at least a budding one that will likely continue to grow.

: Ah yes. As you've mentioned. I just hope that it will not get in the way.

: What's the worst that can happen, you sit on your crystal ball while fortune telling?

On one hand that would be a lucky crystal, but considering it's glass I would hope that she would not become injured as a result...

: That is understandable, but I mean if Topaz is already getting so distracted my customers might be. Plus I'd be unable to ride a broom.

That's so old fashioned though. But any broom you'd sit on would likely be very lucky...

: Do you not have something to continue doing?

That's a fair point. We can't be amazed at how beautiful Ko'ume third eye abilities might be, we have to continue with the blog!

: I'm ready to hear more about me!

Good because I'll be talking about your body next.

: I'm glad-wait what-

*With Ko'ume still being confused about the upcoming topic Topaz continues the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
We actually have a measurement in this case! Granted it's only her height, but 156 cm is a good size for a girl her age. She also has a blood type of B, but that's useless to my blog. I can't say that she's too shown off, but we do get a couple of fair shots at various times in the series. She does have a nice waist and navel, as this show tends to enjoy showing off bellies. Sadly it doesn't show off asses, which is a downside for Ko'ume. Not that it's that kind of series really, but it is still unfortunate as I seem to remember this series having bad trolling issues (the poor swimwear being one such example, with another being the hip shaking in the opening being negated due to the bulky clothing). Ko'ume even misses on a bare ass appearance due to a flower border, boo terrible trolls! She also has pretty good legs too. I'll also mention that in the last episode Chiyo points out that Ko'ume has put on weight due to her love of sweets, though it isn't too noticeable by the viewers. If only she had gained that flab in her ass instead! Overall Ko'ume does alright when it comes to this area, but her main issue is not showing off her ass enough (which, granted, is a problem with a lot of girls but still).
Grade: B-

===Chest===
This is a somewhat complicated area. Not because it's hard to tell if Ko'ume is busty or not, but instead the issue is if she's really busty or not. Granted any amount of chest might be too big for a girl her age, but that's being too picky I'd say. She seems about medium-sized, not really being too big at least compared to some other series. That said, she does have some poor moments and official art. Nothing too outlandish mind you, but more than she gets of her ass which is certainly an issue. There's also the possibility that I'm forgetting something but I sure hope not. Overall Ko'ume is fairly busty but it isn't really noticeable in the main series. She might still have moments that I didn't remember though, so there might still be issues here.
Grade: B-

===Clothes===
As I've mentioned before Ko'ume does have some issues here but her outfits themselves are really cool. Her usual outfit consists of a black ribbed sleeveless outfit with a frilly collar and bow, a white jacked over that with purple trim held on by a blue belt, a miniskirt, and thighhighs. As mentioned before she also occasionally wears a witches hat. Speaking of her hat she also has a proper witch outfit, complete with big cloak. She also wore a white outfit with big long sleeves, and an outfit with a miko-like color scheme with the red and white. There's also various bikinis, one that's striped while another that's more of a sailor-looking one with a mini-tie (sadly a crab snips it), but both sadly have skirt bottoms so they could be better there. She also has a miko-like outfit with fan, dark underwear, a cat-ish outfit with ears and clipped-on tail, a towel, a pink gown, and white dress. Although I don't play the game Ko'ume seems to have a Halloween witch outfit, a chocolate-based dress, and an ice cream cone-based one. Overall while the variety could be better Ko'ume does have quite a few options and I like how her love for sweet things gets used in the game. I also like the witch-like motif, with the dark under outfit matching well but she (and the other characters) needed to lose the bulky skirts. Especially while wearing bikinis.
Grade: B-

: Well, her love of sweets is quite apparent...

: H-hey, are you saying that I've become pudgy

: I meant because you have eaten several of the cake slices that I left out.

: But of course, they're delicious and I want to make sure to taste each variety.

I know that feeling, though I get the sweet sweats afterward.

: That's because you're getting old, Topaz.

Sadly. But it is true that Ko'ume is fairly plump, but there's nothing wrong with that.

: Wait, are you saying that fa-er, pudgy girls are cute.

Of course! While not as great as your fat ass I do like plump girls like you.

: Then allow me to apologize to you in Chiya's favorite way.

*Ko'ume lifts her shirt, though only about to her chest to show off her stomach. She then wiggles her waist like that, showing off her navel cutely before flustering and hiding her stomach.*

: T-there! That's all the fanservice that you're going to get!

: Don't think that it will be.

: What are you talking about? A-AH!

*As if having excellent timing Ko'ume's ass becomes much larger. She bursts out of her skirt, showing off her barely covered cheeks. She tries to hide, but is unable to.*

: N-NO! My huge ass! Well, fortunately this will mean that I'll get a higher score, right?

Sadly Ko'ume your Ko-BUMe is not avaliable to be judged.

: Not even how I was before you talked about my body?

I'm afraid not. I can only count canon things, and sadly you don't show off your ass all that much in the series.

: Granted it's at least better than some kids shows, but boo trolling!

Precisely! People need to stop trolling with asses, both by not showing female ones and doing manass instead. Anyone who prefers the latter needs to stop afflicting such a curse on anime and fanart.

: It is a shame that I did poorly then.

Well, not all that bad. You could have done better, but better than not showing off at all either. Having a nice body certainly helps.

: I'm glad to hear that.

: Sadly having such a large chest doesn't.

I mean she's not all that big there either, other than many of her costars being more slender. Though I could be forgetting something problematic, it's been a while since the series.

: I can understand that...

: So why didn't you talk about me, or us, earlier?

Because I get lazy and put it off. But no longer! I'll make sure to talk properly about girls that deserve it, though I do want to talk about older girls too! Quite the problem as there's so many of them...

: It's a shame, but at least more modern girls have more information about them.

True about people noting things more and writing them online which helps with my research, and the screenshots and such help to. Official art as well.

: Official... art?

That's right. Like with all the Kirara Fantasy images I talked about. The game isn't out where I am, so I can only go off what people say about it.

: You're fortunate that your mobile game is still going strong, unlike Yuyuyu sadly.

Agreed, it deserved better! But do know that at least you did pretty well with your clothing.

: But of course, I keep up on all sort of trends and fashions~

I mostly like it because you look like a witch, with all the dark colors and such.

: I suppose that's better than nothing, but I got a lower score than expected.

Once again the ass trolling comes into play. Especially with the swimsuits.

: Too many shows have swimsuit issues.

: You won't have to worry about that, I doubt that I can fit in that bikini any more...

*She fondles her plump sexy ass, showing it off for the camera.*

: H-hey! This camera is being far too naughty!

It does that, as it knows what the fans want.

: How about we distract it somehow. Perhaps you should do more fortune telling.

That's right! Show off the might of your third eye, Ko'ume!

: That's the second time you've mentioned that. Is there some type of joke there.

: Whisper whisper

*Ririchiyo whispers into Ko'ume's ear, causing her to blush at the new information.*

: To think that you would mean something like that! In that case I shall see the fortune of your assistant.

: Do you mean me?

You are the ASSY-stant here~

: Don't make me hurt you...

*Riri sits down opposite Ko'ume, who shuffles her cards.*

: Now, let's see what's in store for Riri now...

*She turns over a moon card.*

: The moon card?

: Looks familiar.

: I sure hope that this isn't a trick set that only shows off moons.

: I hope not either, as this should be a normal set. Ah, good.

*She looks at the next card and places it on the other card.*

: And on top of your moon is the Emperor card.

Heh heh, it sure is!

: TOPAZ! Behave! This is serious business!

: Now, because the Emperor is inverse that means-

Oh, I know that position-

*Before Ko'ume can continue what seems to be a montage of shots of Ririchiyo getting up, running towards Topaz, and chasing him in the background occurs. Ko'ume sighs after the goofy chase, with a beat-up Topaz sitting opposite her. Fortunately it's only comedic cosmetic damage.*

Well, since Riri wants me to take this seriously I'll be having my fortune told next.

: I suppose it doesn't matter which one of you I do first.

But before that how about we continue with the blog?

: Sounds like a good idea, though I hope that you don't become too distracted...

I hope the same...

*Topaz continues the blog, even if for a slight amount of time he is distracted by Ko'ume's huge ass. Fortunately a whack on the head by Ririchiyo gets him to return to the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Ko'ume is a very cool character, being energetic and positive. If she sees her friends being down she works hard to cheer them up. She does get carried away, and has a little bit of a chuunibyou-well, not quite “chuunibyou”. Ko'ume is actually a Westaboo, which if you know what “weeaboo” is you probably know what that means. If not, Ko'ume is a big fan of western culture. She even introduces herself in English as “Miss Plum”. She loves Western culture due to meeting a witch from Europe while she was younger, and she uses a lot of western fortune telling habits such as dowsing or tarot cards. The former is fairly useful in getting through the plot as far as I remember, helping to lead people as they explore the labyrinth town. Ko'ume also is a little bit of an ojou as she is the heir to the Yukimi industrial group. She also likes eating, especially sweets, which is always a fun hobby to have. She has a witch/cat motif which fits her. Being fair there isn't all that much to talk about when it comes to Ko'ume. I do like her, but as a character in a CGDCT anime there isn't too much plot tot go into. Overall Ko'ume was likely my favorite character in this series, not that any of them were bad of course. But her dark hair and fun-loving attitude were just so much fun, even if being fair I can't remember too much about the series as it's been so long. Still, she's pretty great. Oh, and she was voiced by Yurika Kubo who does a really good job with the role. She's done characters like Loki from Danmachi, Hanayo from Love Live, and Tio from Monster Musume.
Grade: B

===Libido==
This isn't a show with a lot of this, at least as far as I remember. It's more of a CGDCT type series, but as a Kirara series there are definite hints of yuri even if the girls don't remember that's a possibility during their teacher's date. Ko'ume likely has moments with the other lead girls, probably Nono more since Chiyo and Kon get more service together (though Chiyo enjoys skinship). Moreso is that Ko'ume idolizes a foreigner she met younger in life named Marie. As a result she also enjoys Western romance novels and wants a relationship like that. According to the epilogue in the last chapter she also continues traveling with Marie which is cute, traveling the world together so it's cool that Ko'ume succeeded. Overall the last part helps out, but in general Ko'ume does pretty well even if there wasn't a conclusion in the anime.
Grade: B-

===Age===
Ko'ume seems to be fifteen years old, which is a pretty good age. It places her around middle school or low high school I think. Her birthday is February 1st as well, though the exact date doesn't matter. I do like having information at least. One surprise I had looking at the last chapter is that there's also a time skip of seven years, meaning Ko'ume aged through that period though I don't want to count it too much as it was just one chapter and wasn't in the anime. I mainly mention it for completion sake, and overall Ko'ume does pretty well (and fortunately she doesn't seem TOO different).
Grade: B

Total Grades: 70
Average score: 7.8
Final Grade: B

And with that the blog is done!

: Whoo hoo! I'm sure that I did really well too!

That's quite the positive outlook you have...

*Ko'ume has a shocked expression, her twintails seeming to be shocked as well.*

: W-wait, should I not have a good outlook? I'm not sure how you score so...

: Do not worry. I am sure that it is all one of Topaz's style of joke.

: Ah, you mean a bad one.

: Of course. It would be his type.

Hey now. I don't use bad jokes, just overusing references and puns!

: Putting that aside, I am not sure how well I did.

Well, you did pretty well overall. There's some places where you stumbled, but you did get a pretty good score.

: Granted a “B” is fairly average for Topaz's blog.

There's nothing wrong with that. It still means she's pretty good. I suppose it's more due to me being gracious...

: Do not worry. You must be like me and like looking on the brighter side of things!

True that I am overly optimistic, but that only means that I look for the good things. And you're certainly good, with your nice goal and cute personality.

: Granted most Kirara girls are like that.

It is a shame that the series didn't get another season as then we could have seen you fulfill your wishes.

: That sounds quite perverse!

: Not those kinds of wishes!

Are you sure? You do seem to be with Marie, who was your idol growing up...

: Wait, if that's the case isn't this an age difference type of relationship?

I mean I guess, but being a witch means Marie might be ageless.

: Perhaps she'll teach me that spell. Though I'll make sure my hair is long and beautiful first!

Sounds like a great plan, and I'm sure that you two will have fun together.

: Er, thank you I suppose... And thank you again for the blog. I'm glad that people still remember my series!

: I felt the same way. It's good that Topaz is talking about older series.

Of course, even if my memory isn't the best.

: I'm sure that it's fine. It lasts better than a lot of other otaku who only remember seasonal shows and then forget afterward.

True, but I wouldn't mind remembering better...

: I agree. You've even forgotten that I was going to tell your fortune after the blog.

Good point! I look forward to seeing what you say, Ko'ume!

*She shuffles the deck again, pulling out a card.*

: Goodness! The Death card!

Dun dun dunnn!

: How terrible!

Not really. It is getting to be the anniversary and I tend to die around that time.

: He'll then recover in Gensokyo, no worse off.

: Well, while that might be one interpretation another is something you do may end.

Y-you mean my blog? No way, I'll never quit!

: Looks like we might have to be cautious or else the villains might sneak a win.

I sure hope not. But what are the other cards.

: Well, let's see...

*She pulls another.*

: The Fool.

: Well, that fits Topaz. He acts like a fool all the time.

I'll take it! Like a court jester I can entertain and make people laugh!

: I am glad that you did not take it as “fooling around” at least...

: This is more that you shall go on a journey soon.

I see then. And the last card...

*She flips it.*

: I see. The Empress card.

That must be you, Riri.

: *D-don't say embarrassing things, Topaz.* I mean, it might also mean Kimiko will be visiting too.

: I am not sure who that is, but you will be meeting a powerful woman soon. And by soon I mean...

???: What are you doing taking so long in here? We have other jobs to do, Ko'ume!

: AH! Y-You!

Kotake has came!

: And we don't even have a mirror shield!

Time to pick up the nearest mirror and see if that is able to absorb enough ice and/or fire!

: What sort of nonsense is going on here?

: Wait, who are you?

: I am Ko'ume's superior!

Kinky.

: N-not that way!

: Are you sure? I mean you are traveling with a blond British witch...

: That may be, but I assure you that our relationship is purely coincidental and platonic.

That makes sense. That said it sounds like we have a girl to talk about next week. Stay tuned for another witch!

: Really? What's with witches this year.

Well there was another girl that I considered doing, but I don't think the readers would enjoy her very much. She's an... unusual case. So let's look at this beautiful ojou witch instead!

: I see that we are going to be at my house again... Not that I mind with how friendly they all are...

*With the girl for next week found out Topaz ends the blog. Or at least his part, as coming closer to Luna's manor was a humanoid in a yellow raincoat. She was at the gate in the rain, her arm being quite furry and her face obscured except for bright eyes.*

Beast: Hunt... Topaz... Hunt... Topaz...

*As she watches intimidatingly we end the blog for this week.*

Anime Relations: Genei wo Kakeru Taiyou, Genei wo Kakeru Taiyou: Fumikomenai Kokoro

This is the seven-hundred-twenty-third week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We begin the blog with Topaz and Riri in a car in the rain. And by “in a car” I mean it broke down on the side of the road.*

: Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into. I can't believe that we can't go any further!

And I thought that this self-driving car would be able to get us to our location which was a mansion in the woods! That's what I get for trusting AI...

: Much like the artwork this AI is garbage! Not as bad as the “good” AI in Gen 1, but still... Anyway, we're going to have to search on foot.

Do we have to...

: We're not going to just stay here, Topaz! Besides, the blog has already began!

You've got a good point. We can't leave the readers waiting... But it is raining.

: We aren't going to MELT, Topaz!

*With that she kicks Topaz out of the car and into the rain. He lands in mud, but wipes himself off as well as he can. Riri follows, and the two head up the winding path to the mansion.*

We should be lucky that we were close to the path, but it still really feels like a horror movie.

: Don't say something like that! It's just asking for trouble!

It's alright! As far as I remember we didn't hit anyone and leave them for dead on the side of the road on our way up here!

: Don't reference movies even further! I don't want this to become a repeat of past years!

Agreed. Especially that one... But let's hurry. This rain and lightning is only getting stronger!

: I can tell, Thunder has perfect accuracy!

*The two of them continue on the path, eventually reaching the mansion. It seems mostly empty, though the lady of the house opens the door.*

: Who could it be at this time of night... GOODNESS!

*Riri and Topaz enter as she opens the door, surprising the green haired beauty. They drip all over the floor as they're soaked.

I apologize for our appearance, but our car broke down and we need to use a phone.

: We're all wet because it's raining out.

: But of course. Do not worry about that. How about you get cleaned up too?

Sounds like we're taking a bath-

: SEPARATELY! We don't need to get into another terrible movie trope!

Just be careful of clawed hands coming up from the bubbles then.

: That sounds quite unpleasant! On that topic you should really stay inside. There have been rumors of a beast that has been terrorizing at night.

How horrible! Think that we need to feed it jerky?

: Don't you remember what happened to the girl who did that, Topaz...

I mean she got a new outfit out of it. Though I do suppose that I'd return to Gensokyo and it's too early for that.

: I do not know what you are talking about, but you must be Topaz!

That I am!

: Then it is a pleasure to meet you! I would like to introduce myself as-

There is no need for that. I shall do it when I begin the blog.

: She probably doesn't know what a blog is, Topaz. You haven't done anyone from this series.

Sadly that's true, though the series needs a lot more love.

: Don't forget to apologize for forgetting to explain it.

: It is alright. You called some time ago to set it up, and that is how I was able to get the autocar to pick you up.

: Wait, that was yours?

A shame it's broken down now.

: Yes... The round trip must barely have been too long. But do not worry, as I shall have my people pick it up for you.

Thank you very much. And since we have to wait to get cleaned up how about we do the blog after that?

: That sounds like a most pleasant idea. I have been looking forward to hearing what you think of me for quite some time.

: So she already knows what a blog is?

: I made sure to read Akari's blog very... thoroughly.

*She has a worrisome smile, even if Topaz and Riri don't notice.*

: Akari's blog? But I thought that you hadn't done a girl from this series.

I haven't, but Zettai did some time ago. A shame his favorites haven't been talked about, but I'm sure that they will be someday. Though I will mention that I have different criteria than he does.

: I suppose that is to be expected. You are two different people... I know that feeling...

*She looks wistfully outside. The rain had stopped, but the night sky is still cloudy.

I'm glad to hear that you understand. And since this lovely green beauty is alright with it let us begin by saying...



: I thank you for introducing me to your fans.

*She does a curtsy.*

: It has been quite some time since someone has spoken about my series, or myself.

It is a shame as there's a lot of great older girls that deserve more love. Instead people just want to be popular by drawing flavor of the season and shounen characters.

: I blame those that can't appreciate older series and yet are frothing about certain series. Boo fanboys!

I agree with that, even if the art can be good.

: I can understand that... Some of the artists can make Akari look quite... enchanting...

*Luna cutely has stars in her eyes. Riri whispers into Topaz's ear.*

: Hey, is it just me or is this like the first episode of the new Gundam series?

I mean that sort of relationship isn't too surprising, even if it's really overt this time. Nothing wrong with that of course.

: That's fair, but are you sure that she won't be too distracted?

No more than any other girl I imagine. Besides, there's more to talk about. Like how her last name “Tsukuyomi” means “moon phase” and thus she has multiple moon-meanings in her name.

: How thematic! Wait, doesn't that mean that Hazuki's anime is “Moon Phase Moon Phase”?

The second one is in English, but indeed. Names and all that.

: As much as I enjoy hearing about my name, I do not think that is what you came here for.

That's true. We need to get cleaned up before the blog!

: Wait no-

*Before Luna could object, which wasn't surprising considering how reserved she was, both Topaz and Riri took off in different directions. They manage to get cleaned up and dried, looking as if they hadn't taken such a long hike in the rain.*

Phew. It feels good to be all dried like that.

: I know. We're lucky that Luna had so many utilities here. It's like we weren't rained on!

A true miracle!

: I am pleased to hear that you enjoyed the utilities so much, but I wish to be talked about and not be ignored any longer.

That is a fair point. We've done enough running around and Luna has waited long enough! Especially as I called ahead to make sure that we could do this here.

: Yes. But please, I am quite anxious to begin...

My mistake! Let's begin properly then!

*With that Topaz starts.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Luna has pretty good hair though I'm not a huge fan of the color. The length is really good though, with her hair being about waist length while becoming much longer in magical girl form. I'm not sure if that counts as a haircut to her natural form, but I won't count it against her as there's other magical girls like that. I also really like her square bangs even if they are slightly diagonal rather than in a hime cut formation as she has a part over her left eye with a strand hanging down. However, I will mention that when Luna becomes her magical girl form her bangs come up and become ears instead which is a cool detail. Her sides are fairly long as well, with a blunt cut ending near her chin but some other hair coming down to her shoulders. In my opinion Luna's hair looks a little paper-like with all the square cuts. As mentioned I'm not too big on her hair color either, as it's a light green that I don't think works too well. It looks a little sickly and I prefer darker colors. Not that she looks bad of course, though a lot of that is her interesting hairstyle. I also enjoy her boy with moon and nice hat too. Overall Luna's hair color puts me off a little, but it isn't too big of a deal and I like both the cool style of her hair as well as her cute hat and ears in magical girl form.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
Luna's eyes are pretty good as well. I like the tarame shape as it suits her, though in magical girl form she looks more intimidating with a tsurime instead. She also has a bit of a line for emphasis above her eye too as well as an eyelash in the middle of the curve, regardless of her form. I do prefer eyelashes at the corners, but even with her tarame she has some strong corners regardless. Her eyes are sorta yellow sorta green, it's hard for me to tell, but it's possible that they match her hair color which isn't too bad. The main issues come during the time that Luna is mind-controlled as her eyes go more to a red color with multiple tiers that doesn't look too good in the art style. Or maybe that was what they were going for, as she has small pupils an they glow occasionally as well. There might be worse moments that I cannot remember as well, which is unfortunate (but possibly fortunate for her) and she does not wear glasses as far as I remember. Still, overall even with her mind control issues Luna still has some very pretty eyes with a nice matching color.
Grade: B

===Face===
This is an area that Luna does really well thanks to the art style being my type. The soft features of her face looks really good, and of course I love her small dot-like nose. She does have some intense expressions as this has some minor Madoka vibes but Luna tends to mostly have cute comfy moments. It's possible that she has a wide face in the Hidamari Sketch way but I don't mind that. Her hair also frames her face pretty well and I like the puni style to her design as well. I'll also mention that she has both kinds of ears in her magical girl form I think, with the wolf-like ones being fluffy, and of course I cannot forget her thick eyebrows which make her look even cuter. Oh, and being part wolf means she also gets fangs in magical girl form as well. Overall Luna's design really appeals to me with her soft features and small nose, though there are moments where her face becomes more intense than I would appreciate.
Grade: A-

: Grrr grrr....

What's the matter? Are you angry at what I said about you?

: Maybe it's her wolfy side kicking in?

: I apologize for letting out such unladylike sounds-

: I SURE HOPE NOT!

Shhh, don't interrupt her!

: Do not worry about that. I am your girl, not Zettai's.

Fair point. But I do apologize if I said anything bad.

: You did not. Though I am not sure if you enjoyed my bangs or not.

Honestly I'm not sure either. Sure I do like blunt bangs, but with how squared they are it looks off. Or maybe it's because they become your ears in wolf form, even if it is a cool idea.

: Thank you for that.

: And that hat!

AGREED!

*Luna cutely takes off her hat and holds it in front of her face, hiding her blush.*

: Y-you really think so...

Of course! I am honest when it comes to my blogs after all!

: I am thankful...

And your face is great as well! I love the art style of the series, as it looks so soft and that extends towards the facial features as well! I like small noses too!

: Be careful, if you turn her any redder she'll turn into a tomato...

: eep...

*Luna is bright red.*

At least she's not a boiled takoyaki's poor translation. Though I do apologize for flustering you.

: Get to another area before she explodes like a thermometer!

Fair! Sadly her eyes aren't as good as her face or hair-er, I mean it's about even with her hair. Luckily Luna doesn't have haircut issues that I remember, nor eye damage, but the color of both isn't exactly the best.

: I apologize for not wearing glasses either.

That's alright. Though it is unfortunate what happenes to Akari's sister Fuyuna...

: ...Who?

EXACTLY! Luckily there was a dark-skinned meganekko commander but still! Fortunately it's been a long time and that heals all wounds.

: Except death.

*Cough Valvrave cough Another cough* Indeed.

: Goodness! You must have caught a cold being outside like that earlier! Here, let me try!

*The young girl presses her forehead against Topaz's, flustering the blogger.*

: You do feel warm, but not in a sick way...

That's only because you're so close...

: M-my mistake!

: That's right! You'd better move your fat ass away from him!

: I-it is not really that big, is it?

*As she looks back she hears a tearing sensation. Her ass grows due to Topaz's blog, and Luna's namesake breaks through her elegant green dress. Her cheeks are barely held in her panties, though they've wedged between her fat cheeks.*

: Oh no!

*She tries hard to cover her ass, but it is not possible as she tries to pull the rest of her skirt to cover up. The camera make sure to show off every jiggle of her ass.*

: I cannot believe that something like this would happen!

: This happens all the time with blogs. Though I do suppose it didn't happen in Akari's blog...

Well that blog was some time ago, and also Zettai's. My blogs are different.

: To think that I would change this much... I had no idea...

I suppose that I should have told you. But it does look great...

*Topaz smacks Luna's ass, making her moan a little as her cheeks jiggle. Ririchiyo glares at him.*

: A-HEM! Don't we have a blog to get back to?

Y-yes. I totally wasn't distracted by Luna's huge ass!

: Yes... Though I imagine that Akari should like it...

Who wouldn't? Especially with such a cute ojou like you! But let's not get too distracted, as it's time to continue talking about the blog!

*Topaz then continues with the blog. However, before we continue with them we go to a familiar bedroom.*

: Wait a minute... Wasn't I supposed to be doing something? Oh well, can't be too important.

*She looks at her art profile, noticing a familiar image. Sagiri then realizes what she forgot as her eyes become wide.*

: Oh no... Oh no... OH NO!

*Sagiri then picks up the phone and calls a previously blogged girl.*

: Hello? I am still sure if I am not working this technology correctly...

: Thank goodness you picked up!

: But of course, I can understand you wishing to speak with me, but do not keep me long.

: I would like to apologize. I forgot to stop the upload of the picture.

: The picture? What picture do you... no...

: I'm sorry once again! Fortunately I removed it so people won't see it any more. I can only hope that it did not do any damage.

: I hope not as well! My reputation is at stake! Why, I can only imagine the trouble if someone I knew saw it!

*A certain other doll comes inside holding a phone. Which looks funny as does Suigintou using hers due to their small doll sizes.*

: Have you seen this picture of us, Suigintou?

*Suigintou is fighting back destroying Shinku and the phone, as well as Sagiri for drawing that, but goes to Shinku while grinding her teeth.*

: W-what could you possibly mean?

*Fortunately as Shinku shows the picture, and it is just a picture of them shrugging going “where's desu?”.*

: I have heard from Jun that it is a “meme” or something.

: We do not need to understand the internet, Shinku. They are full of idiots and cat videos. So have you seen any... suspicious images of us?

: I have no idea what you mean. But true about the internet. Come, let us enjoy tea made by my slave.

: Oh ho ho~ That sounds lovely, and I would like a slave of my own some time too...

*With that Suigintou joins Shinku, who fortunately never saw the mysterious “disappeared image” on Eromanga-sensei's art page, for tea. We return just in time for Topaz to continue.*

==Body==
===Build===
Luna has some issues when it comes to this area, though being fair they more belong to the next area though there's still problems here too. Due to wearing bulky clothes you can't get a good look at Luna most of the time, but she does have a pretty good body for her age. After getting mind controlled partially through the series she ends up going around wearing only a corset. This does mean that she's technically bottomless, though nothing is shown obviously. And that sadly includes her ass. Well, being fair there are side shots and one official image of her showing her bare ass, but it required the text to be removed which is unfortunate and sadly it isn't even worth looking at as it's pretty flat. It also doesn't help that in magical girl form Luna has a huge fluffy wolf tail that hides her ass most of the time, boo trolling! You'd think that the bearer of the MOON card would show off her ass a little better! Granted I don't remember well, but still! Oh, and she also has huge claws on her hands and feet but that's more cool offense than something sexy of course. I'm not fond of the circular tattoos on her chest and hips though, both due to that being how she's controlled and because I dislike tattoos in general. Still, Luna overall does alright here, better than NOT showing her ass I suppose but a lot of little things really hurt her.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Speaking of “little things” that hurt Luna-well, the issue here is that they aren't-so-little. Luna has a fairly large bust, at least for this series where most of the girls are pretty slender. She's probably the bustiest of the main characters I think, and while it isn't too noticeable outside of the curve of her chest it becomes worse in her mind controlled form. As mentioned she basically wears just a corset, and by that I mean ONLY that as her chest is completely bare! She even has nipple bumps at certain positions, though without any detail at least in the series. It's completely unfair considering how covered up her ass was, and that's not getting into the fact that she's this big but is only twelve years old! It's really bad, but overall not pointing it out too much, at least as far as I remember, helps Luna keep her head slightly above water.
Grade: C-

===Clothes===
Luna has some very lovely clothes, previously mentioned problems aside. She usually wears a cute green and white dress with a shawl over her shoulders and a big bow with a moon on her chest. She also has gloves with bows to look fancy too, and wears white pantyhose. She also has a tracksuit with a hat, a cute doll-like dress with bonnet, and as mentioned before the midriff-only hiding corset-like outfit when evil. Okay, so she does have fabric frilly rings around her forearms and legs, but still nothing important is covered (though it may be a bodysuit, hard to tell). There might be more outfits that I could not remember or fine, but overall Luna wears some very cute outfits that fit with her appearance (though it is a shame about the evil trolly outfit as it could have been better).
Grade: B-

What do you think of the blog so far, Luna?

: Er... It is more embarrassing than I expected it to be.

My apologies. I didn't realize that your ass would grow and break through your dress this early.

: I understand-wait, this early?

: Yeah, usually it happens in this area. Not the previous one.

: Wait, do not tell me... my ass is continuing to grow?!

*As she says that her ass becomes even bigger, as is to be expected. Luna tries to hide it with her hat but her cheeks are so big and plump that it isn't helpful.*

Now that's one nice tail! If only you could have shown it more in the series!

: I blame her other kind of tail trolling the camera.

Maybe it got better on the DVDs but I don't know for sure. Regardless it's a shame that she doesn't show off her bare ass more.

: S-such perversion! We aren't that type of series!

And yet you wore little more than a corset that showed off your bare chest for the latter part!

: I wasn't right in my mind!

: Just like anyone mamocentric...

: I was not trying to show off to be sexual either!

Don't worry as we understand. It's just a shame that because of your tail your ass was covered even though you were showing your bare ass. Unless I'm forgetting something. It's been a long time after all.

: Though it's not like that would change her baring her breasts freely.

True. I suppose it may have been a bodysuit, but regardless it looks more like she was showing off.

: Please, I ask you to stop bringing it up!

*She bows, showing off her fat ass and even shaking her hips. Topaz is very distracted.*

Y-yes. Anything you say.

: Stop being distracted by her fat ass, even if you enjoy it! Though I agree that we should not stay on this topic more than we should.

Indeed. That said, I haven't forgotten to talk about her outfits. Other than the “evil” outfit they are fairly cute and fit with an ojou lolita type style. It fits her well, and being fair she probably has something I'm forgetting.

: You just like Green magical girls!

I mean that's not the only reason, even if I tend to like Purple more. Well, that and Blue, but still Luna is a great green motif girl.

: I thank you for that...

*She gets up from apologizing. However, she looks out the window at the clouds starting to part. The full moon is out as well.*

: Phew. That was close as we were talking about her so much that I was afraid that she was going to kill us.

: Y-yeah...

Luna, are you alright?

*The moon has a funny effect on Luna, changing her into a monster. She spits all over as she changes form too, hitting Topaz's shirt. He starts wiping it off.*

Hey foamy, I wanted the news not the weather! Riri, did you hear what I said to werewolf Luna-

*She is already running away, with Luna bearing down on Topaz.*

: GRAWWW! Top... aazzz...

Were.. wolf! Oh no! Right there!

*Topaz runs to where Riri was, being chased by Luna.*

: Oh sure! Run towards me! We should have split up!

But then the one attacked can be defended by the other!

: Don't be logical now!

: RRAAWWRRR!

Too bad we don't have anything to distract her! Or eat hot dogs for a burst of energy!

: Must you keep making these kinds of jokes?!

I mean it's better than feeding you to her and running off! That would just be cruel, and would be removed from a Freddi Fish game!

: Once again you're making references your fans would never understand! Besides, she could never eat me!

You're right. With an ass like yours you'd get stuck in her throat like that one Genshin character.

: TOPAZ!

Oh yeah, that was her stomach wasn't it... Darn you mythos, even you can't be assy towards girls!

: This is no time to be mocking history for not being more accepting of girlass! I mean it should happen but not while we're running. We'll end up in a...

*Topaz and Riri are chased into a dead end, with Luna hot on their heels.*

: Grrrr?

: Dead... *gulp* end...

Oh no, we've been cornered!

: Grr rawwr grr!

And we can't attack her or we'll hurt Luna. Wait, there is one thing that we can do...

: What's that?

The power... of LOVE!

*With that Topaz heads towards Luna, surprising the green werewolf ojou. His arms wrap around her body.*

Hey, is that fur... behind your ears?

: Stop making random references again, Topaz!

: Rawr rraarrr...

Of course! And look, Riri! She's not aggressive at all! In fact I can do THIS!

*Topaz fondles Luna's bigger ass, which was so huge her tail couldn't hide it. His hands seem to be engulfed in her ass flab, and she yipes cutely. Soon after Topaz is shown being thrown out a nearby window.*

Kyaaaahhh!

*Riri and Luna look out the window.*

: I'm sorry, but he was getting too touchy-feely with you. I hope that you don't mind...

: Grrawl.

: Hey, you aren't being too aggressive. Either it was always like that and we were surprised, or Topaz's hug worked...

*The two wait for Topaz to return. Fortunately it wasn't raining, as observed by the full moon being out. However, unlike Luna's own “double moon” it was quickly covered up by the clouds of the night sky. Thus when Topaz came back she was back to normal.*

Phew. I'm surprised you were that angry at me.

: Well, you tell me not to let you get too perverse...

I know, but you didn't have to defenstrate me. I think I took 30 damage or so!

: I apologize for that. Here, let me do this.

*She goes into her magical girl form.*

: Here, allow me to heal you.

W-wait, so you can talk in this form?

: This is not the “wolf” form, despite the similar image. Blame MAL lacking a picture of that other form.

: Is it because it's a spoiler or because of nudity?

Probably both, even if the latter might not be as relevant if it was from the shoulders up.

: True true. Now, allow me to help out as you continue with the blog. I am looking forward to hearing more about myself.

Then you're in luck! Let's get going!

*With that Luna starts healing Topaz's wounds, recovering the damage from the window incident. Topaz continues as he is healed, reclined with his head on her thighs.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Luna is a very interesting girl that appeals to me pretty well. She does have a sad back story, being treated poorly among her clan which included being bullied. Only her older sister would protect her, and as a result she bonds quickly to Akari who Luna says reminds her of her sister. Luna may have also killed her sister, though the situation may have been similar to Akari's (unfortunate for the meganekko sister though). Luna herself is shy, calm, and modest despite growing up rich, meaning that she has a pretty good personality even if I cannot remember too well about the series. It's been too long and I wait way too much to talk about girls I suppose. Regardless Luna is usually a support character, focusing on healing and restraining with vines. As all the magical girls in this series have tarot card powers hers is the “Moon” (which is no doubt stronger than a fishman xD). However, once she gets manipulated by the villains she loses a lot of her sense of self, going feral and only able to speak in growls. Fortunately she gets helped out of that, but she does retain her ability to use her claws to attack with. I like how Luna deals with her own weaknesses and moves forward too, even if I don't remember the details too well. Overall she's still a cute girl that has an interesting storyline to her, and I like her shy and refined personality too. Luna was voiced by Sora Tokui who does both the calm side and more beastly side very well. She's done girls like Sasami from Little Busters, Maya from Rabbit Cafe, Nero from Milky Holmes, and Nico as well as her siblings from Love Live.
Grade: B

===Libido==
Luna does fairly well when it comes to this area. She falls for Akari and is a very big yuri fan of hers through the series. However, this also causes the villain to use Luna's love against her, turning her defensive and clingy before making her fight the enemies. Fortunately the power of love helps Luna to escape the mind control. I'm not sure if Akari, who is the lead, reciprocates the feelings or if they become an official couple or not but regardless it is a cute yuri relationship. It's unfortunate that her love gets manipulated, but overall Luna still has a strong showing due to her devotion even if used for nefarious means.
Grade: B-

===Age===
As mentioned before Luna is twelve years old. Well, at least at the start of the series as eventually she ages to 13 as it goes on. Her birthday is November 18th as well, which is useful trivia. Not too much to mention but overall Luna does pretty well if a little basic here as I would like her a bit older.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 67
Average score: 7.4
Final Grade: B-

And that's the blog for the week! What do you think of it?

: I enjoyed it quite a bit, and I think I have mostly healed your wounds. At least from being thrown out the window.

*The vines that were covering Topaz's wounds withdraw, showing his healed flesh.*

: I apologize as I wasn't thinking. Usually you take my blows too easily, and you went too far.

Being fair I likely went too far and wasn't thinking. But with Luna's card's namesake showing off so much I couldn't resist!

: I am glad to hear that you're doing alright as well. I am still surprised that my ass grew so much...

*She shows off, returning to her normal form so that her fluffy tail wouldn't cover it. She bounces her fat cheeks.*

: So do you think that Akari would look at me now with this ass?

Of course! You'll easily eclipse any other girl for her!

: Is that a pun due to them being “Sun” and “Moon”, Topaz?

No, but that does make me think of Hawaii for some reason...

: I do not understand...

: He just likes making random gaming jokes. Just be glad he didn't call this a “golden experience” due to your healing being plant-based.

Nice joke, I was hoping that we'd find a place for it! Though I will mention that Luna is still a great girl. She's very shy and reserved, and while I don't enjoy sad backstories it did fit well with the plot and I appreciate the growing that Luna did.

: D-don't stare!

*Luna tries to cover up her fat ass, but it was useless due to how massive her ass was. Though her attempts are still quite adorable as she is very flustered.*

: Ah~ It's useless! Why did my ass have to grow this much?

: Don't worry. I'm sure that you can take Akari shopping with you to find more outfits.

That's right. You'll be able to spend time with her AND seduce her with that fat ass!

: That is a great plan, and maybe we'll enjoy a tomato afterward.

: What is it with yuri girls and tomatoes?

I have no idea, but it fits with G-Witch.

: Is that some type of sandwich?

No, it's the nickname of the new Gundam series. But that's not important.

: Hasn't stopped you before...

What is important is that Luna does so well! And 12-13 is a pretty good age even if it's not in my usual range. And you do have a sorta curvier body than you probably should.

: Maybe she's related to Yoko or something.

: I am not sure who that is, but I highly doubt it... But still, even with the silliness I appreciate you talking about me!

Of course! Your show needs more love!

: I blame being overshadowed by Madoka, their fanboys are awful.

: Sounds like something terrible. But it's not just my series getting more love that I enjoy...

Do you mean your huge ass? Or me fondling it?

: Topaz, am I going to have to bonk you?

: Yes... *blushes and becomes flustered.* I-I mean no! NO! Even if I do appreciate the fat ass your blog blessed me with!

Then what are you so thankful for? Other than my praises of course.

: W-well, back in my younger days I was often picked on and hated due to my curse.

Is it because you're part furry?

: TOPAZ! You can't say it that way?

: Yes... It is my werewolf part that caused a lot of problems.

Don't worry about that... Though I should ask, you're not the beast that has been going around attacking people right?

: Goodness no! Though I have heard of such a beast, so do watch out as you leave. I had called the company some time ago, but I am not sure...

*The doorbell rings.*

: Perhaps that is them.

*The three of them head to the front door.*

: Wait, what if that is the beast entering?

: I shall try my best to fend them off!

And besides, it's early in the month. No way that it would be a boss already.

*As they open the door a triangular-shaped head with two mandibles is there. Or at least that is what it looks like as lightning flashes behind them.*

AH!

: KYAAH!

: AHHH!

*The woman steps inside, taking off her witches hat and squeezing out her twintails.*

: Phew. It sure is storming out there. No wonder your car had so much trouble.

Oh phew. It's just a girl and not some strange insect beast.

: Granted there are girls that are still strange insect beasts, but with this one I highly doubt that.

: Thank you for making it here, especially with such strange and yet convenient weather out there.

: But of course! I've been traveling the world looking for jobs like this, or at least ones that pay well to continue my globetrotting.

: Understandable. But as it's raining out how about you come inside for now? We can't expect you to work when it's pouring outside.

: Phew, that sounds great too. Plus with a house this fancy I'm sure that you have all kinds of sweets too!

: But of course. This way, follow me.

*Luna then escorts Topaz, Riri, and the new girl. The twintails witch whispers to Topaz.*

: H-hey, er. Is it just me or is her ass gigantic? No wonder the car broke down, it couldn't carry that fat ass.

Don't be rude! Luna was here the whole time!

: Oh, my apologies...

Riri on the other hand was with me.

*She looks at Riri's fat ass too.*

: Er, I still have many questions...

It carried her just fine. Though it seems you're interested in their fat asses.

: I am. I can't take my eyes off them! If only I could see the magic being cast I could study it!

Well you're in luck. After all, it is an effect of my blog, and I think that someone might have the opportunity next time!

: I see. I look forward to it!

*The twintail witch, still a little dense, is confused but it seems we have a girl for next time. Normally this is where Topaz would say his goodbyes, but it seems that there is one last person to look at. We see a girl in the storm on a ledge overlooking Luna's mansion. Fortunately she has a yellow raincoat on, though the humanoid body is bent over with her hairy arms against the ground. The camera shows her “face” but it is merely a black void with glowing dots for eyes. The beast attacks the camera as it tries to come closer, destroying it and ending the blog.*

Anime Relations: Rozen Maiden, Rozen Maiden (2013)

This is the seven-hundred-twenty-second week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. I'm glad to see you all return!

: What, did you think that they wouldn't come back? They've got to finish the arc at least.

: Though I would hope that the reason is not that it is canceled early.

: Luckily there is nothing like that happening.

: Oh ho ho, I am not certain. After all, he is about to talk about me, and with how perfect I am I can see no other girl being worthy of my standing. How could you possibly follow me up?

I mean there's no reason for me to stop talking about girls. Or at least a very good one.

: You get way too distracted playing games and it takes away time from writing your blog.

: In all fairness if he was playing proper games instead of online garbage he'd at least have some inspiration for future blogs. Like if he plays that one Lufia game.

That's true. I could play a lot more classic games instead of what I spend time playing. It's really unfortunate that I don't have more time to play games, but it is something that I want to do.

: You must watch older series too! You are slacking on that front!

I knowww.... I keep getting sidetracked doing things...

: Or in Topaz's case, picking up a distraction because he only has a short amount of time.

True. Darn you games being so easy to distract me...

: That said, enough talk about distractions and focus on your blog. After all, I am sure that you have someone that you simply must talk about!

*The girl is interrupted as Julie pats her head.*

: So small...

: Harumph! Stop patting my head, just because I'm doll-sized!

: I do suppose that you forgot to mention that. But indeed she is quite small, being made from.. GunPla and Feather Dusters I believe?

: I used whatever material was around to construct my body, as prior I was only in spirit form.

: Weren't you physical in Zettai's blog of you?

: That I was, but it was a long time ago.

: And when an immortal doll like her says that, you know that it was a long time.

: Well, not long in comparison to how experienced I am, but since the blogging about girls like you do concept was created at least. Though that reminds me of yet another problem I have.

: What's that?

: Am I holding too tight?

*Julie was holding the white haired doll in her arms, with the doll resigned to her fate.*

: It is no problem, as I could use a strong servant such as you. No, it is that Topaz has waited so long for my blog!

: Do not be surprised. He seems to postpone great girls for some reason.

: Agreed. We may be fortunate that we have been talked about, but for so long we too were without blogs.

I blame being distracted by other things I suppose. Though I'm glad to see you're doing fine after you crashed through the GunPla field.

: I was a little dizzy but fortunately I'm feeling fine right now.

: I am glad to hear that. I would not want a master that was taken down by such simple things. Your lactic bacterial is doing alright as well, correct?

: I am not sure what that means, but sure...

: I am pleased to hear that, though it seems that I will have to have a talk with you later. But for now, TOPAZ!

Y-yes?

: Do not think that I have not noticed that you have spoken of Shinku! Surely you know of our rivalry!

I am... pretty familiar I think.

: Or about as familiar as he is after reviewing data.

: I do understand that she and I should not be together, and that any blog after mine own would be redundant. However, I cannot understand why it took so long!

: I am sure that Topaz had a good reason!

Er....

: Yes, like how he wanted to make sure not to make Shinku seem as bad in comparison!

: I don't know, she did score really poorly...

: She did better in the re-review though! I blame Topaz being overly judgmental back in the day.

I had terrible criteria, and I likely still have it.

: But did it really need to take 3039 DAYS until you were prepared to speak of me? I know that it may have taken a while, and some of that time may have just been you staring at my grand beauty, but that is still a long time!

: Don't tell me you did the calculations...

: I need not to, as I know just how long it has been since Shinku was talked about! But did you really have to wait nearly 100 months just to speak about me?

: Obviously he wanted you to be fashionably late.

: I do suppose so, and my series has been waning in popularity as well. It is a shame that people do not remember the classics.

: I know. It is surprising that people don't know of the DESU~ meme girl any more.

Time marches on, but fortunately I do not! And not just because I'm lazy either. I want to be consistent for my fans, and that means that I should keep doing this!

: What will happen when you run out of ideas. Or villains.

We'll hit that road when we get there. But for now, it seems that I have a silver doll to talk about!

: It is about time! Though I do hope that you are not bringing up some random inferior doll. After all, I have waited for eight years, three months, twenty-five days-

*Topaz holds his hand up.*

Please, no need to get into the hour and minute. Not because I doubt your skills, but because that would take too much editing on my part.

: Topaz is a very lazy person...

: Well, there's that but he's also very proactive. At least he wants to be. He probably has this blog done in advance.

That is true, though only by a few days. Still, I do enjoy working on my blog on set days and I don't want to forget to add something like that.

: Well, I do understand being anxious to speak of me. I want you to speak about me as well, so do not get too distracted!

Well, I certainly can't deny that I want to talk about you. And I'll take you being so proactive yourself to get a blog-

: And a body.

-Yes, and a body, that I do not need to ask for permission. Still, I will ask just to be sure. Please let me talk about you!

: I still appreciate you pleading for permission. Luckily I want you to talk about me, so go ahead Topaz! I give you permission!

*She points cutely, be fitting her small body.*

Well then let's not make her wait any longer, and not just because she's likely counting down in her head. After all, we have a real doll to talk about as...



: Must you make everything into a pun?

Yes probably. I know what my fans enjoy after all.

: Ah yes. I believe that I know what your fans enjoy.

*She shows off her huge ass, which is unable to fit inside her outfit any longer. Sagiri and Laura join her as well, showing off their plump asses. Julie joins as well, keeping a tight grip on Suigintou's winged doll body.*

Looks like we're on some sort of alien planet, as I see four beautiful moons!

: Such naughty tramps! Showing off their enormous backsides like some kind of common prostitute!

: We do not do that...

: Just because I climbed into my wife's bed does not mean that I was able to do that sort of thing!

: Well, I did become a mother with Reiji...

: And I'm not Eromanga-sens-HUH?!

*Sagiri turns to Aila, who is blushing.*

: Regardless please put such distractions away. It has already taken so much time for Topaz to decide to talk about me that I do no wish any longer.

They are some great asses...

: As great as mine?

Well no one is as great as you. You're my assy-sistant after all!

: (I don't know what I was expecting I suppose) Y-you didn't need to word it like that, dummy!

: Regardless, we do not need such... MEAT intruding upon my blog!

: No, that's by another author. Wait, you aren't talking about some rotten funbags blonde.

Fortunately not. But you can't say that you dislike their fat sexy asses!

: Are you joking? Look at how enormous they are!

*She flies and stands near their enormous asses. Each cheek are bigger than her doll-like body.*

: They could easily smother me with their huge asses!

: Zettai would certainly be jealous.

Just don't get too close to Aila...

: It is true... The one that I used to obtain this body is quite flatulent, and such strong odors are still lingering.

: You are the one that is so close to my ass!

: That is true. It is dangerous to be standing to you. Especially as I believe that Topaz is quite distracted as a result.

So big and beautiful... bootyful... er, I-I mean- I'm not distracted!

*She floats back into Julie's hand, crossing her arms in frustration.*

: I knew that I should have found another master. This one keeps distracting Topaz with her fat sexy ass!

: Being fair since her blog came before yours no matter who it was she'd have a bigger ass.

: Excuse me?

: Indeed. After all, having Topaz talk about you makes your ass grow. We're not sure how it happens, but it is only a good thing.

: Well, except for finding clothes.

: I do not see the problem. Just wear naked apron, and then your brother will surely compliment you on the size of your ass!

: But it would be embarrassing to leave the house like that!

: That's fine. You don't like leaving your house anyway, and he'll be too distracted to push you out.

: Going like... rabbits...

: Quiet you! I need not be curious about your foolish relationships! But tell me, is it true that Topaz's blog has such a power?

: I am surprised that you didn't know about it. You seemed to know a few weeks back, and that was a way you were going to get more of your body back.

: Ah yes. Now that you remind me that does make sense. I suppose seeing such grandeur must have distracted me. But if that is the case... TOPAZ!

Y-yes?

: Surely you cannot think of allowing Shinku to have such a massive posterior while I am stuck without a body! Let alone a backside that would put other dolls to shame!

: Do not worry. I am sure that he did not think of that.

Indeed. Besides, she had a blog before this effect was able to kick in. She might not have been affected at all.

: Phew. That is a weight off my shoulders. And a burden my hips are sure to be able to carry.

I'm glad to hear that. I can't wait to see how much bigger you'll become with your small size, though I wouldn't want to rip your pretty dress. Regardless, enough being distracted! Let's go and talk about Suigintou!

: Finally!

*With that Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Suigintou's hair is very beautiful. Like with many of the girls this month she has light grey hair, which looks nearly white or silver at times. It fits especially well with her eye and outfit colors, bringing out both while not being pushed to the background either. Speaking of her clothes she wears a gothloli headdress with a rosette in the middle and black bows on the sides which I will include here. Suigintou's side curls are long and straight, going past her shoulders and framing her face well. In back she has mostly straight hair which reaches about to her waist. It looks absolutely incredible and beautiful. Her bangs could be a little better, looking basic with a big middle bang but the 2013 anime gave her blunter bangs which are obviously far better. Also man that show is nearly 10 years old... Anyway, overall Suigintou has some really great hair, with a nice color and length as well as having some nice bangs and decorations to it too. It just looks really great, even if I do prefer darker colors.
Grade: A

===Eyes===
Suigintou's eyes are incredible as well. To start off the color is really great too, even if not consistent. In the first anime she has pink eyes, but after that in the second season and further she has red eyes. The manga as well, even if that's not always consistent. Still, red suits Suigintou really well and I like it a lot more than the pink color as red and black make for such a grand combination. The shape of Suigintou's eyes are really great too. Due to having her eyes slightly shut she has a strong tarame which only shows off her eye color better. Her eye shape also makes her look much more dominant and intimidating as well. Sadly she does not wear glasses, which is kept for the humans it seems. Still, with her brilliant red eyes Suigintou does really great here overall, and the sexy eye shape also helps too.
Grade: B+

===Face===
She also has a very beautiful fac as well, which isn't a surprise. Suigintou is a doll after all, and as a result her porcelain skin is likely perfect. She has nicely shaped cheeks, and while not too memetic that I remember she does have some great expressions too. Like with her eyes Suigintou shows a lot of dominance when it comes to her expressions. And of course we can't forget that she has small features including her nose. Overall not too much to talk about but Suigintou has a great face.
Grade: B+

So what do you think of the blog so far, Suigintou?

: That name is pretty long. Can't you call her “Gin” or something?

: Sounds like something that you'd combine with a tonic or something... Or a shounen hero.

: To think that you would disrespect me by shortening my name like that!

Believe me, I had a “Suijin”tou joke prepared but forgot to mention it after bringing up your name.

: That sounds like a joke that is trying too hard.

: That sounds quite on brand for Topaz at this point. Though I do appreciate the scores he has given me. I would not have minded if he had given me more though.

Being fair your hair is really excellent. The white contrasts well with your outfit and looks long and beautiful. I like your cute accessories too, and the hime cut is always beautiful. In fact, if you had it more often I likely would have given you a perfect score!

: That is the only score worthy of me, so I am not surprised. Though it does not seem like the other scores are quite as high.

They aren't, but you've still done really well!

: I am not sure if I should believe you or not...

They are! Your red eyes look really great, though I do prefer them over your pink ones as they just fit better with your hair and especially your black outfit and your doll-like beauty brings them out further. The shape of your eyes are wonderful as well!

: And yet I was still not able to receive high accolades? What sort of scam are you doing with this blog?!

: I can answer that. It is because Topaz is a glasses-fetishist.

: Glasses... I see, the items that Jun wears... To think that someone would have such bad taste.

Do you mean because I judged you poorly for not wearing them, or for liking glasses? Be careful, there IS a wrong answer.

: That is probably as intimidating as Topaz can likely be.

: Considering the subject I can understand...

: It matters not, as it seems you at least appreciate my eyes. And my facial features as well.

But of course! You are a literal doll after all. Your features are flawless, even if that leads to there not being a lot to talk about!

: No matter, just calling me flawless is quite satisfying.

: I know something that would make you even happier.

: What is it? Do not force me to wait like Topaz did for such a simple and respectful blog!

: You're beating Shinku's score handily.

: That IS worth interrupting my praise of Topaz's praise towards me! Oh ho ho, though it is no surprise that I would be superior!

: By nearly a whole letter grade per area too! Well, except for face, but still.

: It seems that you took your time to appreciate me. Well, I cannot say that it did not work out for me, but I still thank you for being so generous and honest-Oh ho ho~

: Wait, didn't Shinku get a rescore?

: She still was lower than Suigintou...

Indeed. Though I do once again apologize to Shinku for being so judgy. I wonder why I was in such a mood back then...

: From what the blog says it's due to the opening and the dolls having empty eyes?

I'm not sure what that means... I'll just watch the opening again...

*He does so in a slight time skip.*

: So that is what a time skip felt like. I feel the same.

: It was mere minutes, do not ask for more than you should expect.

Well, I can see what I mean about the eyes. Fortunately I've grown up since then, and have experienced worse.

: And yet you still make toilet humor jokes and references to decades-old games.

I mean my fans are about my age so they get them! And just because I've “grown up” doesn't mean that I have an adult mind.

: Another good reason for me to have waited this long I suppose. I can only imagine the poor blog I would have had if you were rushing me.

: True. Though speaking of “Russian” I'm surprised that you didn't talk about a certain gambler this month...

Good point about that, but I blame her not having a very big part. *coughwellcough* Anyway, Suigintou is the girl we're looking at today so let us not get distracted.

: But of course. And I can already tell that my backside has grow as well!

: You can call it an ass you know.

: Such vulgarity, but if you insist... Anyway, while my ass is not as big as the girls quite yet I would be willing to show off!

How grand, and I'm sure our readers will appreciate it!

: Then take a look!

*Suigintou raises her dress, taking quite some effort to lift it up and show off her ass. Her ass is very beautiful, but still looks relatively thin. It is still fitting in her elegant black panties.*

Nice choice in underpants, though I don't know if your ass has grown that much!

: What, are you suffering from a lactic bacteria deficiency? Can you not see how much it has grown?

*Suigintou flaps her wings and flies from Julie's hands to in front of Topaz's face. She peaches him, though with her small body her ass barely go around her nose. Still, they are good sized for her small doll frame.*

I do appreciate how big your ass is, but I can't tell if you've grown or not.

: Perhaps it's because you couldn't tell how much smaller she was beforehand. Her dress is quite figure-hiding, after all.

It is a nice outfit though, which we'll be getting to soon, but I do agree that might be the problem.

: Then I shall allow you to measure and check! Er, one of the females, as I imagine you would only rough me up.

Darn, I cannot use that in the blog!

: Let me do it...

*Riri measures Suigintou's hips with a nearby measuring device. She then whispers it into the doll's ear, causing her to ojou laugh.*

: Oh ho ho~ I knew it! I have grown a full five centimeters!

Only five?

: That is barely anything!

: There is her small frame... but indeed...

: Well then, I would like to hear what you will continue to say about me! All while having my a-ass in your face!

MMMPPPHH! Doll butt!

: I'd make a comment about you being like the kid in the Dennis the Menace live action movie, but I'm afraid that no one would get that.

: Didn't the AVGN talk about the game based on that movie? Wait, how do I know about that?!

: Another byproduct of the blog I imagine. But do not worry. We still have a lot more to go, so keep going!

: That means that I have further opportunities to become bigger!

: True, but with how modest it was so far I cannot imagine it would become too much bigger...

: I shall become MUCH bigger just to spite you for that! Now Topaz, continue with the blog!

But of course! MMMPPHH! Let's go forward!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog, still with Suigintou's slightly larger ass pressed against his face. Fortunately at the moment her doll cheeks aren't too smelly for him to continue.*

==Body==
===Build===
This is probably Suigintou's worst area, and even then it isn't too big of a problem. Pun not intended as the actual problem is that she's very SMALL. I mentioned this back in Shinku's blog but the Rozen Maiden are all dolls and thus are very short. Granted Suigintou is the tallest one of them, which does help with her dominance, but there's only so far the tallest dwarf can get. She also doesn't have official measurements either, including height or three sizes, at least from what I could find. Suigintou also has a slender figure, which is pretty good but this also includes her ass. She even shows it bare in the first season, something that I didn't remember! There isn't too much to say about it though. Though I will also mention that she has doll joints which are pretty cute. I can't forget talking about Suigintou's wings, which are covered in black feathers. She can shoot them out and use them to take on the appearance of objects and things which shows a lot of her talent. However, apparently in the manga they cause scarring as if they were pushed out from inside her body. They are cool though and fit with her well. Overall while her small size is certainly a problem Suigintou has a lot of cute things about her body, even if her ass could stand to be bigger. I'll also mention the silly scene where Suigintou was given six fingers, because DEEN loves their QUALITY mistakes.
Grade: C

===Chest===
As mentioned in the previous area Suigintou is really slender. This includes her chest which is pretty much flat, and there's nothing wrong with that. She'd look idiotic with how small she is having huge breasts, though I will mention that due to being a doll she probably doesn't have nipples. Not that it affects much. But overall Suigintou does alright when it comes to this area.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Suigintou does alright here, though her main issue is a lack of variety. Not that here's anything bad about her usual outfit, if anything it would make anything else she wears be put to shame. Unless they were assy outfits I suppose, but as mentioned she sadly doesn't have the size to show that off. Getting to her proper clothing though she usually wears a long flowing black gothloli outfit with long sleeves and big shoulders. The sleeves are poofy at the ends and she has a white undershirt with a rose decoration on it. There are also upside-down crosses on the bottom half and a ribbon around her neck with a fair collar. A dress collar, not like a dog collar. She also wears thighhigh boots as well. About the only change is the big blanket she wears in the 2013 series after her and Shinku battle in the bathroom. There is an image on Gelbooru that says it's official art of her in pink pajamas but I can't be sure if it is or not. Still, overall Suigintou does really well with her amazing gothloli black dress, inspiring many people to watch the series.
Grade: B

: Grrr....

What's the matter?

: I think you know what is exactly the “matter”! You gave me such a bad score!

*Suigintou slaps Topaz in the face with her doll ass, which being fair is as soft and plump as a normal girl's only quite a bit smaller.*

I mean I did mention that was your worst area. Blame your small size.

: To think that my small body would be such a flaw. Though I do suppose that I am much shorter than the other girls.

: Short and smaller in most other ways.

: Yes, I can see that...

*She looks over to Laura, then Sagiri and Julie, and even to Aila's beautifully plump asses. Suigintou then floats down and stomps on the ground cutely.*

: I still do not agree with this sort of thing! It is unfair to dolls like me!

I mean it makes sense. But don't worry, as you are still probably the best doll. Even if you tied that area with Shinku.

: That does not make me feel any better! To think that I would score so similar to my archrival...

: At least... Other areas are good.

: I mean they're pretty good, though Topaz still doesn't have good taste. I thought that he was enjoying my outfit!

It is a really great outfit, but as mentioned earlier it does hide quite a bit of your body. Plus you don't have a lot of variety, at least as far as I can remember.

: Don't forget about mentioning her doll joints as well.

Luckily they aren't as big of a problem for me as they were in the past. She looks quite cute, and I like her black feathery wings as well. They look cool.

*Suigintou flaps her wings proudly.*

: I appreciate your praise as an apology, but it will not make me forget!

And don't worry as I'm a lot kinder against flat girls like you these days as well! Another good thing about waiting so long to talk about you.

: I do suppose so. But it is a shame that I am not able to obtain a higher score. If only your magic affected me more I'd be unstoppable!

: Magic?

: I think that she means his ability to make girl's assy. I'm not sure a better way to define it though.

: Regardless I am sure that I would do much better with such a gift!

*As if the heavens were listening Suigintou's ass suddenly balloons, growing to a huge size that was almost bigger than her doll torso. As she was standing up she falls forward, as she was so off-balance, and lands on her face in a goofy fashion.*

: MMMPPHH!

*Her plump cheeks are jiggling but are too heavy for her to get up on her own. Her black feathered wings flap cutely as well.*

: Do not tell me that you are just going to stand there and look!

But you did get a beautiful, plump ass!

: I thank you for that, but pleases let me up!

*Julie and Laura help the poor doll up, leaning her against her enormous cheeks.*

: Thank you to as well. I can see why these cheeks would be called cushions that make people useless as well.

I don't think that's what they're talking about. Regardless you look amazing! Your ass is almost as huge and heavy as you are!

: Oh ho ho~ But of course. Was there any question?

: As the one who measured I wasn't sure if it was going to take affect, but it just seems that it was a little delayed.

: At least you should be fortunate that your skirt was already off and you didn't burst through it.

What a scene that would have been though...

: Do not get too distracted!

*Suigintou floats, much slower now due to her heavy weight, to smack Topaz with her huge ass. He gets knocked to the floor, but fortunately the doll did not deal damage. He still rubs his cheek from the impact left by hers as he gets up.*

OOF! That's quite the dump truck, one that could have isekai'ed a lesser man! And I don't just mean with your gas!

: I do not know what that means, but do your thing. Go back and correct those factual inaccuracies.

: Sadly Topaz doesn't go back to do things like that. Well, unless he gets a name wrong or something completely wrong I guess.

: And he needs to revise my ass size! Just look at how huge and soft it has become!

Let me check and make sure.

*Topaz fondles Suigintou's ass, even rubbing the side of his face against her cheeks. He gets pulled away by Ririchiyo.*

: You know better than that, Topaz!

That's true... I shouldn't do that sort of thing in front of you.

: I mean because she's Zettai's girl!

That too! Both because he should be the one fondling her enormous ass, and that touching her in such a way may cause her to rip a huge one!

: She's a doll, Topaz.

: She may like talking about lactic bacteria but that is no reason for her to be able to do that.

: Right...?

*She looks at Suigintou, whose red eyes are looking to the side.*

: L-let's just get on with the blog, Topaz!

That sounds like a good idea to me. Though I still enjoy your nice small body even if it's become so improved!

: GET ON WITH IT!

*After Suigintou's forceful action Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Suigintou is a great character with an interesting background. She was created as a doll to fight in battles known as the Alice Game which reminds me of a Grail War from Fate as seven competitors come in. She's treated as the main rival to Shinku and villain for much of the show. This doesn't mean that Suigintou is evil, though she does get portrayed as much in the beginning. She's jealous of Shinku and was worried her “little sister” would replace her. She does get portrayed as cruel and sadistic, but after talking with Megu Suigintou gains a new outlook on life. She wants to win the game to save Megu from her disease, even if she's tsundere and won't admit it. That's the big issue with Suigintou, she is the type who is defeated and joins, but could also betray the team. Granted she does open up a bit further after that, and I like her cool battle abilities of using feathers to create more intimidating attacks too. Still, she is pretty much a “friendship tsundere” as Zettai called it and tends to bicker a fair bit. Still, she's very intimidating and I like her great personality as well as showing her kinder side as well. There's probably a lot of great things about Suigintou, but I'm bad at summarizing emotions and sad backgrounds Overall Suigintou does really well when it comes to this area, having a dominant personality and just in general being really cool. Apparently for the drama CDs Suigintou was voiced by Mamiko Noto, but in the anime proper her voice actress was Rie Tanaka who does extremely well with this sort of role. Some other roles she does includes Maria from Hayate, Neptune from Neptunia, Mitsuri from Persona 3, Yomi from Azumanga, Maho from Girls & Panzer, Emilia from Re:Zero, and Mash from FGO. She has a lot of talent after all, and I will also mention that unlike the other dolls Suigintou doesn't have a verbal tic (though she does like using the word “junk” a lot). She also asks about lactic baceria which got turned into a meme, as well as her holding a bottle of yakult as well.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
It is sorta difficult to describe this area when it comes to Suigintou. It isn't that kind of series after all, even though her sadistic personality might imply good things. She doesn't get to show that aspect though. That said, it doesn't mean that Suigintou doesn't have relationships. She has deep love for Rozen, who she like the other dolls calls “father” due to being their creator. I don't want to think of it being a sexual attraction though. She might have a slight interest in the humans Jun and especially Megu who becomes her master. Not that Suigintou lets herself be bossed around, it's just a technical term for it. And of course we can't forget the rivalry between her and Shinku, as people seem to enjoy rivals butting heads and considering them in a relationship. Overall while difficult to describe and not really having much of a libido, Suigintou's various relationships and overall dominant personality helps her out here.
Grade: B-

===Age===
Suigintou is extremely old, even if she looks so young. She is a doll after all, being created by Rozen way back in the 19th century (even if that may only be the anime). This does mean that she's ageless but it's also sorta unfair. Luckily not unfair enough to penalize her. I am not sure if there's any set age, but the Japanese Pixiv mentions that the previous time she met with Shinku was 67 years ago. Overall being ageless helps Suigintou a lot here, even if her small size is not as helpful as I would wish.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 74
Average score: 8.2
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for this week. What did you think of it, Suigintou?

: I must say that it started out quite spectacular, yet you did not follow through and give me a high score like I deserve. You truly are anti-doll it would appear.

: It is not the fact that you are a doll that you did poorly, but rather your small size.

: Even with your increased ass size it is no match for ours.

: How dare you! My ass is quite large!

*She smacks Julie with her enormous ass, who tears up as she touches her face. The other girls pity her (perhaps intentional) and come to her rescue.*

: You can't just smack Julie around like that!

: Yeah! Just because she's the closest one to your size doesn't mean that you can pick on her!

: Hey...

: My mistake. You and Sagiri are pretty close to the same height aren't you...

: Don't go picking on me too!

: GIRLS! Let us not fight one another! It was Suigintou that cast the first ass!

: Only in these blogs would something like that be said...

: Oh ho ho, I would punish any and all of you with my powerful ass!

But first don't you want to talk about your other areas?

: I do suppose that you could give an answer to why I was scored so low.

By all means it isn't that you scored low. You did really well, as you have a great personality.

: I do? I mean I certainly do but hearing you say it would make me far happier.

But of course! You make for a great rival and villain, even if sadly you end up being destroyed in the first anime due to not knowing what the rest of the series would be like. Regardless I like your “friendship tsundere” side, trying hard for others without making it seem like you're doing it for them.

: Much like letting me get a blog first.

: That was only to get my body back!

: Sure sure...

: Harumph, believe what you wish. I imagine that we still have other topics to discuss as well.

That's true. It is a shame that you don't show more of your libido, but I suppose considering the series that isn't too surprising. It's not a fanservice one, despite there being more girls than guys.

: That just means that there's more room for special types of “relationships”~

: What do you mean by that?

: I believe she means you and Shinku. Or maybe Megu...

: SHINKU! My biggest rival! How dare she get all the attention, even from you Topaz!

I didn't mean any disrespect towards you!

: If you think you waited a long time since Shinku, you should realize that he talked about Souseiseki even before that...

You aren't helping, you know...

: It could not be that long ago-OVER TWELVE YEARS!

Time goes by so fast it seems...

: To think that you would disrespect me this much! I was the first created one, so I should have been the first one to have been blogged!

: You wouldn't have wanted that. Topaz was really unfair back in the day, even if he re-reviewed both of them.

They deserved it! And being fair while you are indeed the oldest it really doesn't matter all that much when you are all ageless pretty much. Other than you being the tallest, which is nice but doesn't really affect the “age” rating too much. Still, you've done quite well overall!

: You are just saying that to be kind!

: You even beat that Shinku girl's re-review, and the other doll who reminds me of a certain French friend of mine...

: That much should be obvious, but as you cannot see the truth that I am flawless! As such, I shall take your destruction into my own hands!

*Suigintou brings out her big feathery wings, getting into a battle position.*

: Do not worry! I have thi-

*She is interrupted by Suigintou throwing a feather at her stratos, knocking it out of Laura's hand. There is an exterior shot as it falls out the window and to the ground. She looks out being annoyed.*

: Darn it! I haven't been able to use that all month! And this would have been the perfect opportunity!

: Do not worry. I shall take care of her.

*Julie summons her blades and charges at Suigintou, but after blocking a few strikes with blades made of feathers the doll strikes with a dragon-shaped feather creature.*

JULIE!

: I am alright...

*Indeed as Suigintou has just pinned her to the wall in a goofy fashion. It fits with her serious nature actually.*

: To think that you would hide behind women like this, Topaz!

I mean isn't that what the Alice game is like? And a Holy Grail war for that matter...

: Don't get distracted, Topaz...

: That's right! I will still defend you with.. with...

*Aila looks back after getting between Topaz and Suigintou, rubbing the back of her head as a sweat drop forms.*

: Oh yeah... She used my GunPla for her body...

: That is correct, but step aside! I shall grant you mercy, as well as the artist girl over there.

*Sagiri is busy drawing.*

: D-don't pay attention to me...

: That is right. I still have one BIG talent left! I knew that eating all that food would come in handy!

: Don't tell me...

*Aila then moons Suigintou, though the GunPla player was already pretty much exposing her huge cheeks due to not being able to fit in her skirt. Regardless she still lets out a incredible fart, shaking the whole building, towards the winged doll.*

BBBBBTTTTHHHHHWWWWEEEEEAAAARRRRTTTT

*As the gas clears, fortunately safely out the window which Laura's stratos was knocked out of, it seems that she is still standing.*

: W-what?! You should have been defeated!

: It must be that anti-flatulence spray that was spoken about! It has allowed me to beat your powerful scent!

*However, only her body was resistant, causing her clothes to melt off. She was floating in midair, though as a doll nothing was seen other than her enormous doll ass. There were even a few close-ups of her delightful ass, but Aila runs back.*

: See? There is nothing that you can do!

: B-but you're naked!

: EEK! How unbecoming! Luckily that is not an issue.

*She snaps her fingers, becoming fully clothed in her gothloli outfit. Well, mostly clothed as her enormous ass couldn't be kept inside and she bursts out.*

At least she doesn't have six fingers to snap...

: This is no time for meme jokes, Topaz! She'll cover you in feathers!

Hopefully she doesn't tar me first...

: TOPAZ!

: Make all the jokes you want now, as soon you will only be telling them in the afterlife!

*Sagiri runs between the two of them, holding up her tablet. On the page is a very scandalous image of Suigintou.*

: W-what are you showing me with this glowing book? W-wait, why am I being sat on by Shinku! And made to wear a collar and lick her bare feet! I would never do such a thing!

And it looks so realistic too, you do such good art Sagiri!

: Thank you, but I'm not Eromanga-sensei.

: I was going to let you live, but now...

: Do you see this bar here?

*She points to an upload bar that was slowly filling up.*

: What about it? I know not about these computer things...

: If I do not stop the upload, the whole world will see this image of you.

: B-but if they would see such a thing they would only have a worst image of me! This is nothing but blackmail!

: That's right, so you'd better leave with your dignity intact!

: Grrr! Watch yourself! You had better stop that... upload. As for you Topaz, we shall meet again!

*She smashes through another window, flying off. True to her word Sagiri stopped her upload, taking a deep breath.*

: Phew, I was hoping that would scare her off...

: Though the window...

: Don't worry about that, even if she did destroy a different one than my stratos was thrown out of. I shall retrieve it soon enough too.

*Laura is taking the feathers that were pinning Julie to the wall, letting her down.*

: I apologize for bringing her in once again.

Don't worry. She was fun to talk about and she didn't do too much damage. I only hope that my fans enjoyed the blog.

: I'm sure that they did, and even though she wasn't appreciative of her score I'm sure Suigintou had fun too.

: Not that she would admit it, of course!

*They all have a good laugh, though Julie just smiles due to her kuudere nature.*

: So who are we going to do next, Topaz?

I'm not sure. It is October so we should do a theme of some sort. I'll probably decide on something eventually..

: That's not a very concrete plan, especially for those that look forward to next week's blog!

I'm thinking! I'm thinking!

*As Topaz tries thinking of something Suigintou blasts in through another closed window.*

: Another one...

: And what do YOU want?

: I left without thanking you, and I would not want to be nagged. So even if you did not give the flawless score that I so deserved, I will accept it.

: Perhaps he just didn't want you to fall for him. You are more Zettai's girl.

: That is certainly true-oh ho ho~ Though that must explain why you were so reserved!

Y-yeah, let's go with that.

: Then I shall give you some advice. You see, I have heard of a girl with two personas. She is a kind ojou, and yet by the night of the moon she becomes a powerful beast!

Ojou in the streets, animal in the sheets. Got it.

: I highly doubt that is what she means, Topaz.

: I am not sure what that statement meant, but I assure you it is not. She is a magical girl who can tap into the powers of the Moon tarot!

: Sounds like an illusion perhaps...

That's true, and it looks like we'll be looking for a certain green girl next time! Sadly as this is the end of the month I must bid adieu to the monthly girls.

: I need to get my stratos back. The repairs will probably cost even more as a result...

: I need to find Tor and see his feelings on my fat ass.

: Same with me and Reiji. I'm sure that he'll be thrilled.

: And I have some deadlines to catch up anyway.

No worries as I understand that, and I hope that all you readers come back for next week's girl!

*With that Topaz ends the blog for this week.*

Anime Relations: Gundam Build Fighters, Gundam Build Fighters Try: Island Wars

This is the seven-hundred-twenty-first week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. We're still here in the large castle/school building where we came to talk about Julie.

: That is me.

That you are! Though I do apologize for not giving you one more point.

: You shouldn't apologize for your opinions, Topaz.

: Didn't she score one point under what she needed for a picture?

: Oh yeah, that was the case. You should have boosted her that little bit!

: It is alright. I still obtained some lovely pictures.

: And they sure were lovely, ufufu...

That's certainly true, though it's a shame Julie doesn't get more love. I blame otaku having goldfish memories.

: No, that's people who binge watch series and then forget about it the next day. Boo companies thinking that's how we want to enjoy media!

: I blame people wanting to compete with the instant gratification of the internet. Kids and their tick tock clocks and their bird apps.

: Wasn't that a stage in Super Mario 64?

: Stop reusing jokes, especially when they aren't amusing.

I suppose that I shouldn't. Though if I do it well enough maybe I'll be able to write for Toei.

: Couldn't be worse than what they're already doing...

: That's enough!

Sorry, I wasn't thinking that you would be so offended.

: I thought her series was Sunrise-made.

: That's true. She shouldn't care about you mocking Toei.

: Maybe she thinks you're mocking the mecha chapter's doctor in Live A Live...

: It is not the conversation that I have a problem with, even if it is a little confusing.

: That can happen.

: -Rather, it is that you are supposed to be talking about ME!

*The shadowy voice whispers into her ear's.*

????: That's right. Then once I have more power from Topaz talking about you I shall be judged. Then he shall stop blogging forever, oh ho ho~

That's true. We can't have the blog without having someone to talk about. Otherwise it's just us standing around making references and playing games.

: Being fair that's about as social as you like to be.

That is certainly true. But let us not get further distracted. We still have a lot to get through, and I'm lazy so I'm writing this later than usual.

: Don't worry. I'm sure your fans will realize that it's worth the wait. Not that it should come out any later than usual either.

True as I'll still upload it on Thursday so they wouldn't notice. Unless... I mention it... oops.

: I'm sure that they don't care about you writing this on Monday rather than Sunday. It barely matters, so let's just get on with the blog.

: Yes. Before you procrastinate further.

That is certainly true. I'm easily distracted, but first things first is that I have to ask you if I can do a blog on you.

: Eh? That is a requirement?

: You don't have to ask, Topaz. She's obviously a villain and thus exempt.

I'm not too sure about that...

: She has confronted you in an aggressive manner! She is obviously an enemy!

That does make a little sense, but still...

: Don't be like the internet and act dumb until you get your way, Topaz.

If only it was that easy! Fortunately I don't whine though, which is better than they do. Anyway, somehow I think that I still need to get her permission.

: To think that you would be so merciful... Do I really want such a thing though?

????: YES! Do it, as otherwise I brought you here for nothing.

: Hmmm, then I shall do it. Go on Topaz, do a blog on me!

I'm glad to hear that. It's much better than forcing you into a blog without permission. Anyway, I won't forget to mention that...



What a mouthful!

: Aila is a short name though...

It's that last name that confuses me!

: Eh? But it's fairly simple...

: You'll have to excuse Topaz. He's American, and that means that anything with an accent mark utterly confuses him.

That's true. You should have heard me try to play music!

: I'm glad to not have.

: Well, at least you won't have to say it again.

True. This is a blog about you, and not about your family tree.

: Well, with her sad past I don't know how much she would know about that.

Darn you tree surgeons, you took too many branches!

: So what sort of things are you going to talk about?

: You agreed to the blog, yet did not know of the contents?

: The voices in my head told me it was all part of her plans.

Voices in your head...?

: I hope that you aren't possessed by something that will cause us problems...

What are the chances of that.

*The cloud, which only Aila could see or hear, smacks her in the head.*

????: FOOL! Now he shall be suspicious of doing the blog! That said, it is fortunate that he cannot stop the blog currently. You have done well, Aila.

: Thanks-er, I-I mean more it's because I've done a blog with Zettai way back.

Oh yeah, that was a long time ago.

: Ah, you're a girl like me that Zettai has blogged a long time ago and Topaz is just now getting to.

: He needs more time...

I have plenty of time to write. I just keep pushing off girls sadly, and they deserve better!

*Sagiri looks at Julie.*

: Especially certain ones.

: I really did not mind. It is better than Topaz being dishonest.

: I'm sure that he could have spotted you a few points.

I apologize!

: You don't need to apologize for the past, as long as you learn for it!

: In that case he should REALLY apologize. He never learns from his mistakes.

It sometimes happens! And other times I have a reminder...

*Topaz looks at his lost finger from a long time ago.*

: Then you need to tell me what the blog is like. I know how Zettai's was, but that is not a good explanation!

: Plus Topaz's scoring is totally different.

Don't worry as I'll just talk about you. You should be able to handle it.

: Hmmm, if that is all perhaps I shall take a snack as I listen.

*She takes out a large amount of popcorn and starts eating cutely, sitting on a nearby chair. The camera of course shows off her plump ass as she takes a seat, the low angle making her ass seem even bigger.*

: Go on and talk about me.

: Does she not know what happens during the blog?

: Eh? He is only going to score me. Isn't that all?

: If you do well enough you shall gain a picture...

: Well that only sounds like something good-

: Not to mention your ass will grow to a huge size!

*She shows off her huge backside, and it is at that point that Aila notices the other girls were as huge. The camera shows off all four girls who Topaz has blogged, with the one who was about to be blogged looking worried.*

: W-wait, let us calm down and-

????: Oh ho ho~ It would appear that Topaz's blogs are more magical than expected. This is quite good for me~

It'll be alright. Well, except for the chair that you decided to take a seat on. But don't worry. I'm sure that it will last.... at least to the next section.

: Hey wait, I have second thoughts!

Don't worry, I'll be kind so let us begin!

*Despite Aila's objections Topaz begins her blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
I will say that it is my mistake as Aila does not have white hair. Surprising I know, but it has a very faint blue hue to it. I have a hard time realizing it, but it does become obvious if I look close enough. Regardless I'll still accept her for this month's theme. Regardless her hair color goes well with her clothes and I like her nice hat with a big flower that she usually wears as it goes well too. Perhaps it's due to her hat and clothes being white that her hair looks that color, but I'd say it helps to Aila's bangs are alright, with a split above her left eye for a 7:3 split or so, and it looks prim and proper. Her sides come down over her bangs too, going down to her shoulders and I like how they stick out to a point at the bottom too. Aila's hair is long and flowing too, going about to her waist which is a nice length. I like how free her hair is too, though she does have some silly curls near her chin. Overall Aila has a very nice hair color and style, having some unique things such as her curls and front-pointing sides, though she still needs a little more to truly impress me.
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
Aila's blue eyes go fairly well with her hair color, and being fair it's possible that her eyes are more of a grey color as well. It's hard to tell, especially for someone like me. Still, it's better than a generic blue which tends to be overused. She also has a nice shape to her eye, seeming to have tsurime or at least a straight upper lid. Her upper lid is also well emphasized including a line indicating her eyes are half-open or so, and her corners are also done well. Both the inner and outer corners of Aila's eyes are detailed, giving her a flat hexagon-like shape. I do like how her outer corners have eyelashes as well, bringing out her eyes even more. Probably the only issue, outside of not wearing glasses, is that her lower lid lacks a line. She also has nice pupils as well, with an inner ring and small black dot in the middle as is the art style. She also occasionally hides her eyes with a helmet for intimidation purposes, a shame it wasn't a visor instead or even better glasses! Still, overall Aila has really nice eyes with a cool shape to them and a nice grey-ish color to them that fits well.
Grade: B

===Face===
Aila has a pretty good face, which is helped out by the art style. Her face is a little average but I don't mean that in a bad way. It has a nice shape and she has many great expressions (including when she's eating). About the only issue is that her nose is fairly sizable but again that's the art style. I'm not a fan of when anime draws the bridge of noses I suppose. Overall she does really well here, even if Aila isn't the best but she still looks amazing here.
Grade: A-

And that's the first sections. What do you thi-

*CRACK! Just as Topaz is turning to look at Aila her chair collapses. Fortunately even though in her surprise she tosses the popcorn upward it was skillfully grabbed by Laura. Aila is obviously very embarrassed, though rather than her red cheeks the camera is showing off her plump ass which was barely fitting inside her bodysuit.*

: What good timing!

: Not for me! That was incredibly embarrassing! To think that my ass would break a chair like that!

: With one that size I wouldn't be surprised...

: It's not that much bigger, even if it was getting tight due to how heavy it was getting.

: Too bad you didn't have scenes like that in the anime as I'm sure you'd do much better.

I agree, but let's not get ahead of ourselves. Aila's fat ass is for the next section.

: So you're STILL going to talk about my ass?

But of course!

????: Do not worry. I am certain he does not know your true power with me by your side. Calm down.

: I suppose so. Let me continue eating as we get on with the blog.

: Here you go.

: Thank you for that.

*Aila continues to eat the popcorn, but Topaz isn't done talking to her.*

Don't get distracted. Even if you should eat more good food to make your ass bigger.

: Hey, your blog is doing enough already!

Not nearly fast enough! But I mean more because we have a lot more to talk about. Like about your hair.

: It is a shame that she has slightly blue hair as it ruins your white hair theme this month.

I mean it is unfortunate, but it still looks white to me on occasion!

: Your eyes are bad though. Not that you've had trouble lately, but you could still do better.

I know that I can! But fortunately color mistakes aside you do have pretty good hair. It has a nice length and cute curves in the front. And we can't forget about your cute hat too!

: It is a really nifty hat. *munch munch*

*She continues to eat popcorn.*

: Indeed. I am quite jealous.

: Same, though then my ahoge would not be as cutely visible.

Right. And speaking of cute things we can't forget about Aila's lovely face.

: Why thank you *munch munch.*

: I'm surprised how talented you are at eating.

But she's cutest when she's eating! Not because she has food in front of her face, but I mean her expressions are really something I appreciate. I will say that her nose is a little bigger than I usually like, but I don't mind it too much and it fits with the art style.

????: Oh ho ho~ If only you had a more petite nose, like mine.

: Quiet you!

Hey, I feel bad already!

: Er, I don't mean you. I mean... er, j-just get on with the blog!

: Don't forget about her eyes Topaz.

But of course. Though I'm surprised that you are paying attention considering you're staring at the wreckage that was caused by Aila's ass.

*Indeed as Sagiri is sketching both Aila's fat ass and the destroyed chair.*

: H-hey! I have not given you permission for that!

: It's alright! I just need this for a new book.

: But I thought you weren't Eromanga-sensei.

: I'm not, er... so you're right. This is for something different.

She's probably just getting used to drawing huge asses for her next book.

: E-exactly!

????: All this talk about buttocks... I believe that it is time for you to threaten Topaz.

: Yes...

Yes? What are you up to, Aila?

: You see, I have not come here just to be blogged. Though I do appreciate it.

Awesome! B-but then why are you here.

: I shall battle you!

: FINALLY! I knew that she would do something like this!

: I shall protect you too, Topaz!

*Julie gets out her twin blades while Laura is about to use her Stratos. However, this was not what Aila was thinking of, and she pulls out a GunPla.*

: That's right, I challenge you to GunPla!

: Oh, is that all? That is much better than actual fighting, and much less clean-up as well.

: I am not sure if this building has a place to summon them though...

: What sort of school is this that they don't have a GunPla club! Next you'll say that the world doesn't revolve around card games or that it lacks an idol club!

Man anime sure is weird. But easily far better than real life.

: I don't know, traps exist.

Sadly, but that's like real life too. Anyway, I'm sure that we'll find a place to play.

*The group eventually finds itself in an abandoned room that was being used for storage. They move some boxes and a large amount of black feather dusters to find a table of sorts.*

: Oh, table tennis!

: Either that or playing card games.

: This is it! The GunPla table! Well, it could be in better condition, but still.

Wait, even though I said I'd play you doesn't mean that I have a GunPla!

: Didn't you have one a long time ago? I mean it's been years, but remember the Talonflame Gundam I think the name was.

That was destroyed even though I had a Ball inside it.

: But you fixed it up!

I sure did. But then it was destroyed... Another way...

*Flashback to some time ago. The Talonflame Gundam is sitting on a table with Rika brushing off dust.*

: I can't believe that Topaz is having me earn my keep while I'm here. I should be able to freeload like always!

: Well he's letting us live here, we might as well take care of it while he and Riri are out on adventures.

: He's just having us dust all the things that he doesn't want to! Which is everything!

: If that's the price to pay... Watch out, as those shelves are really dusty!

: I'll be fine, Nipah~

*However, the cute loli loses her balance on the stepladder and starts falling ass-first towards the Gundam.*

: Oh no! Topaz is going to KILL me! Again!

*Fortunately Kimiko musters all her strength, to grab Rika's hands and save the GunPla from being crushed.*

: That sure was a close one! You almost made a Gundam pancake!

: Agreed. I can only imagine what Topaz would say if I crushed it. Though it is really... du...dusty... ACHOOO!

FFFFFFTTTTHHHHHWWWEEEEEAAAAARRRRRTTTTT

*From outside the windows of the room are blown away. Rika releases a powerful and deadly fart, filling the room and nearly knocking Kimiko out. Fortunately the windows being open helps let some air. Next thing that we see is still the flashback, with the GunPla being destroyed all the way down to the feet as if blown away by something incredibly powerful. Granted...*

: H-hey, don't pick on me any more!

Did you do this Rika?

*Rika acts as cute as she can, puffing out her cheeks and looking up to Topaz while pressing her fingers together.*

: I'm sowwy... It was an accident... I would have went boom but Kimiko was like swoosh to save me! Then I... well, I went BA-A-ANG!

*She uses cute arm gestures as she shows what had happened.*

Don't worry, Rika. I accept that this was a mistake!

*He hugs Rika.*

Besides, when will I ever find the need for a GunPla again?

*We return to the present.*

Well, guess that came back to bite me.

: Don't worry. I'm sure that we'll find something useful in all these boxes.

: Indeed, and then I shall battle you. I need to regain my honor!

You have plenty of honor though! And a huge ass too, which isn't related but still important!

: That it is, though it seems that there is still a lot of room to grow.

: Not in this room. We'll have to get some of these boxes out as with our asses it's hard to fit all of us in here!

: Squished...

Well then, how about you girls stay outside while Laura and Riri look. Meanwhile I can continue to talk about Aila.

: That is a good plan. *munch.*

*She continues to eat popcorn.*

: How much of that do you have?

: Enough to continue eating, but not enough to share.

: Such a big eater....

Indeed, but let us see if that means that she'll have a big ass too!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Sadly like a lot of girls I'm doing this month Aila lacks measurements. She does seem shorter than Reiji but taller than Sei, making her about average for her age I think. As this isn't a fanservice series we don't see a lot of sexy scenes, but that said she does have a couple of nice scenes. Her pilot suit is quite tight which helps show of her ass a bit, even with one nice random shot, and there's also a moment where she's crouching and you can see a good amount of her ass. A shame she doesn't have any other ass scenes as that would have been nice, like have her and Reiji fighting over some food and Aila ending up on her ass squishing a cake or takoyaki or something xD. Still, her body is pretty nice even if she could be curvier. She also wears gloves and high boots which hide her arms and legs, though they look pretty silly. I suppose that she shows her armpits with her outfit but that's never something I look at and is meh. Still, Aila does pretty well when it comes to this area. I just wish that she had gotten more scenes and memorable assy ones at that.
Grade: B+

===Chest===
This area is a problem, though fortunately not too big of one. Aila is fairly busty, especially for her age, and that causes a lot of bad fanart which is always unfortunate. What is fortunate is that she doesn't get in too much trouble when it comes to the canon things, as there's a lot of busty characters in this series so she doesn't stand out as much. As a result Aila doesn't do too poorly here, even if she might be fairly big she overall doesn't look too out of place with most of the other characters.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
This is one of the places where Aila is fairly disappointing. Not that she has bad outfits, but rather she doesn't have much variety. She only has a few outfits, and some aren't very memorable either. Her usual is a light blue and white dress without sleeves and many buttons in the front going down the full length. She also wears long gloves and boots as mentioned previously as well as a matching hat, and to bring it all together she wears blue pantyhose. A shame her boots are so high as seeing more of her pantyhose would be enjoyed. There's also Aila's pilot suit, which is skintight and has a lot of black with white lines. The shoulderpads are also emphasized a little too, and she wears a helmet as well. Other outfits that I have seen her include a casual tanktop with pants, a towel, and a dress in the Island Wars OVA. Overall Aila does pretty well but I wish that I could remember more of her outfits, especially if there was anything major that I had missed. Still, she does pretty well in this area with her nice bodysuit.
Grade: B-

And that is the second area. What do you think?

: I should have been able to get some more points. Especially for clothing.

I mean you do have a lot of cute outfits, and I especially enjoy your bodysuit. It suits you due to how tight it is, and I like your pantyhose. It's mainly the lack of variety that is your issue. Well, that and you could have shown off your ass a little more.

: I'm glad that you appreciate my ass, as Zettai thought the same. However, are you sure that THIS is only worth a B+?

*Aila turns around and bends over, mooning Topaz as her bodysuit bursts open. Fortunately while embarrassed this was what she was planning on doing. Her shadowy companion is appalled.*

????: To think that you would show your behind like that! Though I can understand wanting more points, as the more you get the easier it will be for me to gain a body.

Your huge ass is definitely worth a lot, but most of that is due to the growth caused by the blog. I can't count non-canon things.

: That is no fair! Though I suppose it also means that you did not count some of my poor fanart.

: Being fair it could be worse. You still have assy fanart.

Indeed, far better than having all your art rotate around your chest like some other terrible characters. But you are somewhat big so you can't do too well, even if that is the art style. That said, you still did pretty decently, though like I said you deserve more outfits and ass service.

: Aren't you being a little picky?

You were much better, though I suppose the higher rating is the difference. At least you were able to show off your naked apron ass.

: That is true. Canon things would have helped me out quite a bit.

Indeed, though your body still looks great. And it's not like I blame it for not being a fanservice series either, that's fine. It just could be better.

: I do suppose that I understand. That said, it does not make me happy. I want to defeat you even more in battle!

????: W-wait, if you defeat him I'll never be blogged! Or have a body!

: That is your problem, as I will use all my skills and cheats to win!

Jokes on you, I don't even have a GunPla!

*Topaz shrugs with his hands up, shaking his head. Laura pops out of the box she was looking in, pulling out a GunPla.*

: I found one!

*She places it in Topaz's hand, though he looks disappointed.*

G-good job, I guess.

: Just be glad that those girls were able to move some of the boxes and shelves. Now Julie and I can fit.

: Indeed. We want to watch.

Then I suppose that it's time to begin!

*Topaz places his Gundam, which has a stylish mustache, on the playing field. Aila places a short SD green one with a missile launcher.*

: Eh? That's not your normal one. Not that I have them all memorized but...

: I cannot use the Papillon against Topaz. I want a challenge, and not a pushover. Even if I want him to lose I still want it to be interesting.

Plus she made that GunPla in the series and used it too. Though I don't think that it's the same one.

: Indeed. I found it over there, and I figure as you are using yours for the first time I should be at the same handicap.

: Did she not say that she's used that before.

: It's a different individual, so it must have different IVs. Wait, how did I know something like that?

: You're hanging around with Topaz too much I suppose.

*After that we go to the GunPla battle, as Aila and Topaz have met up.*

It looks like we should start battling!

: But of course! So take THIS!

*Aila's GunPla fires missiles at Topaz, but large butterfly wings cover it.*

: W-wait! You can't be using that already...

Of course! I want to win this, so go MIDNIGHT BUTTERFLY!

*Topaz's GunPla flies towards Aila on big butterfly wings. Unfortunately he misses as she flies over him.*

Darn it, that only works on the moon I think!

: You should know your Gundam better!

: Yes he does! He needs to watch SEED or the original!

True both are shows I want to watch, but next season comes another and I'll probably watch that first. Eventually though!

: At least once he stops being so busy.

Agreed. But I still enjoy blogs, so let us continue!

*Aila and Topaz continue their fight, but after several attacks he notices something unusual.*

W-wait, you're not taking damage!

: She's using Game Shark! Or whatever the equivalent would be these days!

: I assure you that it is not a cheat~

What are you talking about! You don't seem to lose health, and when I stop attacking your HP is going up!

*The camera even shows the numbers on Topaz's console, showing her HP and other stats, becoming bigger.*

: That is an ability of my hidden side! She is constantly healing me, without limit!

Oh no! And with your health in the tens of thousands I'll take forever to defeat you!

: That's right! Cower in fear!

: You have this Topaz!

: That's right! You'll find a way out of this thing, as you always do!

That's true. But for now, to give myself time to think... I'll continue with the blog!

: Go right ahead, but make sure to keep dodging...

*With a grin Aila continues to blast at Topaz, who avoids them as he continues the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Aila is the type that seems quiet at first but has a lot of determination. A perfect fit for Gundam Builders Try I suppose. She is a powerful GunPla user and has a very strong personality. She might seem emotionless but she is more in tune with her emotions than the standard KDEG too. You can see this in her interactions, especially with Reiji, and she enjoys GunPla. At least after she stops being used as a powerful fighter by Team Nemesis who helped her out after her unfortunate childhood of being an orphan. I'm not sure how an orphaned girl from Finland arrived in Japan, but no worries (and I like the comparisons to Allenby too). One of Aila's best traits is her great hunger as big eaters are always great, and it shows a side she doesn't show too much as well. Her usual GunPla is the Qubeley Papillion, and she is skilled at using the funnels as well. Overall Aila is a great girl and I'm probably not describing her well enough which is unfortunate, but do know that the tsunkuudere has a great personality and seems like a very fun characters. To top it off Aila is voiced by Saori Hayami, who gives her an amazing voice and was likely one of the breakout roles for her before she became really famous and was everywhere. Not that I mind as she has a great voice, and some characters include Yor from SpyxFamily, Ryuu from Danmachi, and Miyuki from Mahouka. Overall a great role for a great VA.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
Aila's libido is a little complex. She has a rivalry with Reiji due to buying out a place where he wanted to get food, and they have a bickering relationship. It's not the greatest but their rivalry does soon become love and Aila becomes very devoted to him. She even goes to his world when he returns, leaving the life she had before behind. In the Island Wars OVA she seems to be married and has a child, which means that you know what she's done. Hopefully their relationship is a little better and they don't argue too much. Overall Aila does pretty well here, she could show more of her libido and bicker less as I'm not a fan of that kind of relationship. Still, her dedication and having a child means that she still does well here.
Grade: B+

===Age===
Technically Aila's age is unknown, but it was mentioned that she was in her mid-teens at one point. The Gundam wiki also mentions that she's 14, so it's possible that there's information on that in supplemental information but I don't remember it. I also couldn't find it on any Japanese site, which makes the accuracy go down a little. Still, that's a pretty good score and seems to be around the same age as Reiji. In the Island Wars OVA where we see her be a mother she's a few years older, though time has passed since the initial series as well (at least seven years). Overall Aila is a teen for the majority of the series so I shall score her like that, though of course there's nothing wrong with either age. Both teens and older girls are great after all.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 79
Average score: 8.8
Final Grade: B+

*Topaz is continuing to evade the attacks in his GunPla.*

: Why are you so hard to dodge!

My abilities must think you're an opponent now, and your stats are lowered as a result. Though it does mean that you might be stronger now that the blog is over.

: It's over? I was paying too much attention to the fight it seems. But I imagine that I did well.

: Pretty good...

: You did very well indeed, especially under libido and age.

Being fair she's a good age, even if we could have used more data about her exact age. Being a teen is still pretty good. I also appreciate how she ends up with Reiji and goes over to the other world with him. Happy endings are great.

: Eh heh heh...

: You have a perverse look on your face.

: I wasn't thinking of “happy endings”!

: Unfortunately all I see for Topaz is a sad ending!

*She shoots at him, continuing to miss his sudden movements.*

I don't think so. Though I will also mention that your personality is great too. You work as a great foil which makes the romance even sweeter, and I like your big eater-ness and combat skills.

: Not that we've seen much of that.

: She misses more than a blind stormtrooper.

: This is all your fault, Topaz! You must have done something to me!

I'm only using my ability to blog to weaken you. It's not like I've made it so that I have infinite HP or something... Or maybe not...

*He notices Aila's HP, which was over 65k. He hatches a plan, though before he can put it into action his Gundam is struck straight through the chest using her laser.*

: AH HAH! I got you! I've one!

Not so fast!

: B-but I got you through the chest! Or maybe...

*Aila aims and shoots Topaz's GunPla in the head, as he could no longer move with his heavy wounds.*

: W-wait, you're still ALIVE?

I am! Fortunately this Gundam's cabin is crotch-based! Now, take THIS!

*Topaz, who was low on energy, has his GunPla pull out a laser sword and throw it at Aila's GunPla. It only nicks it slightly, barely doing 1 damage.*

: For a last attack that was barely anything! Now I can-

*Her GunPla explodes into many un-salvageable pieces. Aila is understandably confused.*

: W-WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

Oh, I noticed that your HP was continuing to go up. As such I had to wait for the perfect timing and deal damage to you just as it overflows.

: Oh! That's sorta the strategy for the Dark King in Mystic Quest! Topaz hit her at the exact time the 16-bit health was rolling over past 0, causing her to take minimum but lethal damage!

: What good timing!

*Aila indeed looks at her own HP, which seems to be stuck right between 1 and 0. However, she slams her fists against the console.*

: I cannot believe that I would be defeated so easily! In fact... I'll take matters into my own ass!

: Is this a saying I do not know of?

: You're the Scandinavian here...

*Aila then hops on the table, her enormous bare ass facing towards Topaz and his GunPla. However, to him in the game it looked like her planet-sized cheeks were coming down to crush him.*

: I'll blast you away with my huge “moon”!

I like this idea, but not being the one on the receiving end as that should be Zettai instead!

: Be careful! It might not have faces, but she's still going to be going Majora's M-ASS-k on you!

That is no moon, those are space stations! And ones with a killer amount of power too!

: That's right, so take THIS!

BBBBBTTTTTHTHHHWWWWAAAAHHHUURRRTTTTT

*Aila shamelessly lets out a huge fart against Topaz's GunPla, which seems much bigger to him as she steams up the entire battlefield. Fortunately he isn't forced to breathe the gas, and the girls are able to hold their noses in time.*

: Ah hah hah! I knew that I would win, even if I had to use, er... Let's just call it a certain “Air” to the battle.

Not so-*cough*-fast!

*Topaz's GunPla is still standing, though only barely from the heavy wounds it had taken.*

: B-but I thought that with the story earlier... With how Reika destroyed it...

: Her name is “Rika” though I can understanding the confusion. Both have similar names and blue hair, but don't be like Archon.

: I still don't understand.

*Laura stands proudly.*

: I remembered Topaz's tale, so I preemptively coated the GunPla in anti-fart spray!

: ...Air freshener?

: No, a spray that I found here to keep things from breaking down from strong odors.

: Do you think we can keep that? Maybe then Rika's chairs will last longer.

: So you have anti-fart protection, big deal. That only means that I'll have to attack you directly with my BIG ASS!

*Aila starts dropping her enormous ass towards Topaz, and it looks like planets are going to crash into his GunPla. He barely evades as she pushes all her weight against the table. She loses her footing and it falls into itself, breaking the system. Topaz is announced a winner in the last sparks of life, and his Gunpla is see-saw launched across the room. It nearly hits Sagiri in the face, but both Laura and Julie raise their hands just in time. The two light haired girls look into their red (revealed) eyes in a near romantic way.*

: Ahem! I-it is fortunate that we were able to catch the GunPla.

: I-indeed. Once repaired he shall be able to use it again, and Sagiri was not harmed.

: I am thankful, believe me! Though what are you two doing getting all mushy? Should I get my drawing pad out?

*Riri goes to the table where Topaz has pulled a spiral-eyed Aila off the table which broke in half from her grand weight.*

: It looks like you've won this one through backhanded and glitches. So what else is new...

True, but I wonder who put her up to this. It seemed like someone was encouraging her, and using some sort of cheat.

????: That was me!

*A shadowy figure emerges from Aila, seeming like smoke. However Topaz and the rest could finally see this spirit as it goes above the table. Using various things around, such as GunPla pieces and the black feather dusters a body is created in heavenly light. The black dusters become wings, which open up to reveal a white haired goth loli girl.*

: Finally. It has been too long since I have been talked about, let alone have a body!

W-what?! What are you doing here?!

: Is it not obvious? I used Aila to bring me here so that I could be blogged. I was not able to move on my own, but with her as my master I could exist just fine.

: So that's why she wanted to battle you so bad. I guess she really wasn't a villain, just being manipulated.

: Do not worry as she should be fine. I also did not need to use any of her assy growth either.

Thank goodness!

: But that aside, I believe that I know someone who you should talk about next time. And by that I mean ME!

It looks like we have a little interloper here, but I'm sure that I'll enjoy talking about her next time! Join us there!

*With that Topaz ends the blog, with this doll-like winged girl wishing for a blog. Be sure to catch the blog next week!*

Anime Relations: Absolute Duo

This is the seven-hundred-twentieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We begin this week with Topaz and Riri, followed both by Laura and a very cautious Sagiri, all entering a large castle-like building.*

: Are you sure that this is where we're supposed to be.

As sure as I normally am! Though that isn't very reliable.

: At least you've never left us astray yet. You have a sense for attracting girls to blog.

: Much like how stand users are attracted to stand users!

: Like sexually...?

Not usually though there are times I imagine. But let's not get too distracted. We have to search this boarding school for this week's girl.

: That is a lot of land to cover. Perhaps we should split up.

: I'm not going around here alone! I can't defend myself like you all could. I'll be a sitting duck!

We can pair off instead. How does that work for you?

*As they are talking they didn't realize that they were being watched by a loli with very lovely hair. She was behind a post, hiding herself from them as she watched them while the group continues to converse.*

: That works for me, but are you sure that you are not just trying to use this as an excuse to have sexual escapades with Ririchiyo?

: Laura! What are you thinking?!

: It is what I would do if I were alone with my wife Ichika.

*She crosses her arms and looks to the side. Sagiri gets out her sketchbook in an excited way.*

: Oh my! A relationship like that... Do you mind if I sketch you two?

Ichika is a guy, Sagiri.

: Oh... That's disappointing...

*She puts her sketchbook away.*

Besides, what would you do if they were both girls? It's not like you're a great artist like Eromanga-sensei.

: Y-you're right! I'm glad that you understood. After last week I was afraid that you would have had the wrong impression for you.

: Don't play along with her, Topaz. And you're getting distracted again. We need to search this place.

Huh... That is an interesting decoration...

*Topaz is looking at a very significant decoration hanging on the wall. It looks like it's a shield that's on a plaque with two swords behind it.*

: What did I just say Topaz?!

To search, and that's what I'm doing!

: Are you sure you're just not activating your video game urges to steal anything nailed down?

: But taking things that are laying around is a great thing! You might find really good items, or sell them for gold or something.

: But this isn't a video game, Topaz. This is real life. I don't care how much your pants seem like an inventory.

: *Whispering to Laura* Maybe you're right and these two need some time to themselves.

: I didn't mean it like THAT! Stop having such an ero mind!

: I am not ero-mind, er Eromanga-sensei!

: Regardless we shall search the other side of the building for now.

That sounds like a good idea! Go right ahead!

*Laura then takes Sagiri down an alternate hallway.*

Oh wait, I never told them what the girl looks like.

: Considering how empty this place is I imagine she's the only one here. But still, I hope that they'll be safe.

I'm sure that they will be. Then again, there's another reason I suggested that I go with you.

: Oh?

Indeed... though it is a little embarrassing to admit...

*Ririchiyo is blushing.*

: (Is he going to say that the girls were right, that this was all just a ploy to be alone... My heart is beating so much...) G-go right ahead...

Well, honestly... I'm glad that I don't have to write dialogue for them right now. That sort of thing gets complicated some times and...

*He looks to the side, taking a pause. Riri sighs and starts to beat on him. Fortunately he isn't taking damage.*

Ow ow! What's that for? You should have expected a twist and joke like this!

: You know I really should have, and for that I'm more angry at myself. But that won't stop me from taking it out on you!

*Seeing Topaz in danger the one watching them decides to attack. Fortunately he was able to sense it, and turns to face Riri.*

Riri! On the floor!

*She blushes with him being on top of him, but still looks to the side.*

: Normally I'd say that it's too late for that... B-but is this really the right time for something like this?

It's not what you think!

*A double slash of swords go above him, with Topaz protecting Riri. He then rolls as the girl wielding the blades tries to slam the blades onto their prone bodies, and he also pushes Riri away to separate them as she attempts to stab down.*

: Such agility. Are you perhaps a super soldier like I am?

I'm only me, a simple glasses-loving blogger.

: I don't know if “simple” is that accurate...

Fair, I'm quite complex-

: I mean that you have other abilities, but that works. Anyway, how are we going to stop her from attacking?

: Make it easier for me, and don't.

*She swings her swords, one in each hand at Topaz, attempting to wound him. He's able to back away.

: You're really doing well with that.

Must be all the HoloCure practice, I suppose. Not that I'm good at hard mode, but still.

: ...Do not get distracted!

*The loli keeps using power moves as Topaz makes his way back to the landing.*

: W-what are you doing?

I have an idea, but you have to distract her for a bit...

: *sighs* I suppose that I should...

*Riri goes into her youkai form, using her naginata's blade to deflect the loli's dual swords.*

: So it would seem that I have to get through you first in order to hunt Topaz...

: Hunt.... Where have I heard that before?

: Do not worry. The question shall not puzzle you for long...

*She continues to strike at Riri, who is still holding her back even with the acrobatics. She makes sure to stay between the mystery girl and Topaz.*

: Whatever you're doing I hope that it won't take too much longer!

I was-ergh-thinking that it would be easier...

*Topaz is trying to pull the swords off the decoration, but they aren't being very cooperative. He tries pulling as hard as he can, all while Riri is keeping the dual-wielding girl from advancing on him.*

: Can't you do that any easier?

Listen, they wouldn't point out the double swords here if they weren't to be used! And who else to use them against but another character with double swords?

: Try as you might, you will not prevent me from attacking!

*She goes for a powerful move, with Riri dodging. This causes Topaz to be exposed, and the girl charges forward.*

: Oh no! Watch out!

Don't worry, I have faith that this will work! It's getting loose... And THERE! AH!

*Rather than pulling the swords off the decoration Topaz actually pulled the whole thing off using his body weight. He loses his grip though, causing it to go flying while a crack in the wall from him tearing the decoration off so hard starts to head upward.*

: W-wait, this way?

*The decoration happens to be tossed at he girl, but she is able to cut it into four pieces with a single slash of each of her swords. However, as she is too distracted she doesn't realize she stopped right where the crack had traveled across the ceiling.*

: Now you have no hope...

Wait, don't take a single step towards me!

: I know not your plan, but nej.

*She steps forward, only to have the floor end up causing the ceiling to cave in on top of her and Topaz. Riri is certainly shocked.*

: TOPAZ! And the mysterious blog girl. Geez, you couldn't have introduced her before his sort of situation occurs?

*Some time later Laura and Sagiri race back.*

: What was that? I head a loud crash!

: I don't know how I can help, but l-let me assist!

: It's alright...

*Topaz is perfectly fine, only taking about 20 damage. The girl is a lot less violent now, though she has a bump on her head. Ririchiyo is also back in her normal form.*

: So this is the foe who was after you!

It's alright. It seems she was brainwashed and sent to face me.

: I do not remember what had happened, but I apologize for attempting to kill you.

*She bows cutely.*

Don't worry. I'm just glad to see you on our side.

: I agree too. Especially because her eyes didn't change color.

: Is that a big problem?

: Well, it doesn't occur too much. But when it does it has the potential to ruin a show that was otherwise enjoyable.

: I see. I had no idea. And I apologize once again for trying to attack you... All that I remember is watching some video...

You don't seem like the type who would watch streams.

: Being fair she's from an older day. Back when let's plays were still becoming big and people prerecorded them instead of playing them live.

Man I feel old. But it does sound terrible. Someone must be trying to use media to mind control people to attack me!

: Do not worry, as you have us by your side! We should be able to defend you!

: Well, as long as we're not exploring another part of the building of course...

: I once again apologize.

*She bows.*

: If there is anything that I can do to help out and apologize, I will be willing to do so.

Well then I-

*Sagiri jumps in front of Topaz.*

: Are you familiar with the game Tw*ster? I need some poses done for my modeling, and if you can take off your clothes that would be even better.

*She wipes drool off her lips.*

: W-wait, don't say that!

: As you wish.

*The quiet girl starts by removing her thighhighs, bending over. The camera shows off her ass, which looks plump as it goes lower. Her small frame causes it to be even bigger, especially as her plush cheeks get closer.*

: Wait, you don't have to take those off!

I agree, it's kinkier with them on!

: Might as well only wear them and a shirt. Though unlike us it would not be because your ass grew so much regular clothes can't fit our fat asses...

: I mean she doesn't have to strip! Topaz needs to do his blog, not you sketching her!

That's true! It's not like you're a popular artist or something anyway!

: Fine... You can ask her to do your blog.

: What is a... blog?

*She looks cutely puzzled.*

It involves me talking about you and giving you points. I'll talk about various things about you, and you'll earn a final score!

: That seems useless...

: Topaz will also appreciate you like you deserve! I'm sure that after all this time you've disliked being forgotten!

: Ja. Though I still have many favorites on this site.

More than I was expecting! And there is one added bonus to the blog...

: Your ass shall become gargantuan like ours!

*Laura stands proudly, her hands on her hips. Her fat cheeks jiggle even from the front, nearly knocking over another decoration.*

Be careful with those. It might be useful later!

: Now that you've pointed it out it won't be. I know your meta jokes.

Fair. So what do you say to the blog?

: Ja.

... *Topaz turns to Riri.* You'll have to translate that. I don't know her language.

: You should have a good idea what that means. She agrees to the blog.

: Well, I suppose that I can still sketch her while he's talking...

: I understand. I am sure that my large backside will be most attractive.

: More like most attractive part of the female anatomy indeed! Far better than any fat that weighs you down!

: Speak to yourself! I still haven't gotten used to how huge my ass is!

That's probably more due to your sedentary lifestyle than anything... Believe me, I should know. At least school is going on so I'm not in bed most of the day but still.

: That's because your laptop is there. But enough being distracted.

That's right! Now that she has given permission I am proud to announce that...



*Julie raises her arms, still being mostly kuudere.*

: Yay.

It sounds a lot better than it seems.

: I wouldn't say that. You've been doing it for years, and you've only barely gotten better.

I blame that on my laziness, but at least I'm doing better! Though I do suppose that I'm not doing worse at least.

: At least you have loyal fans.

That's true. Though I would like to bring up that there are multiple ways to spell Julie's name. Some places translate it as “Yulie” or something similar.

: It sucks that translations can't be equivalent, but at least they aren't like fan translation and trying to sprinkle in swear words as if they got paid for each one added!

That's certainly true. And being fair it might even be romanized as “Yurie” too. And do you know what “Yuri” makes me think of?

: HA! That is an easy solution! Obviously you are thinking of the previous joke about the confusion Sagiri had earlier and-

: No no... It has to be more complicated that that. Topaz will probably make some random joke as we've been hanging around him too much.

: Right. He'll probably reference Tales of Vesperia or something...

: Eh? Why would he make a random reference like that, he hasn't even played that game!

*Topaz looks depressed.*

: Don't tell me that was the exact thing you were going to say...

It was...

: Honestly I'm surprised you didn't think of your favorite Cure first...

True... some fan I am...

*He continues to gloom about, but Julie pats his head.*

: Feel better.

Thank you for that, Julie. Your cuteness is grand. Not that the other girls aren't cute, but they're busy mocking me.

: Being fair sometimes you deserve it.

I suppose so. I do get distracted and end up taking way too long to write these blogs.

: Go then. I want you to say good things about me, and I am anxious to hear it!

: You don't SOUND anxious...

: Her kuudere charm is important, and of all people you should know!

Well, since she insists I say we satiate Julie's curiosity and get on with her blog-

: ...*mumble mumble* Tor....

What was that?

: There is... another reason...

*She looks to the side, blushing though still with a emotionless face.*

: Don't hold out on us, tell us!

: I want to appeal more to Tor, and with an ass like yours I shall surely seduce him!

: AH HAH HAH! I think the same way about Ichika, even if I may need to use my enormous ass to smack him with how dense he is!

That's true. He does seem to be the type to not understand why fat girlass is so superior.

: Because he is a harem protagonist?

Well, there's that. But mostly the fact that a lot of Japanese works are sadly full of ass-traitors and other trolls.

: At least there was the scene with him complimenting Cecilia's ass getting bigger.

: That was merely in her mind. Though in a way that is also her being proud of her fat ass.

: I would like to be proud like that...

*She fondles her cheeks, looking at the other three girls with envy. Still, she was patient.*

: -so begin the blog!

Sounds like you're ready then!

: Ja!

Then let us get going, as I'm sure we've wasted enough time already!

*With that Topaz begins the blog proper.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Julie's hair is really amazing. She has long hair which is always a bonus for me, but it ends just above her ass which means it doesn't hide buttshots and that's always a nice bonus. I like how it's blunt as well, since that shows a lot of dedication to keep her hair well-maintained. Speaking of blunt things Julie's bangs are blunt and almost him-like though there is a bit of a gap in the middle. Still, thanks to how long her sides are, going past her chest and about to her waist or so, I'd still count it as a hime cut. She also has two twintails, one on each side of her head but they do get a little lost due to how much volume her hair has. Not that it's a bad thing, plus Julie wears black ribbons to make them stand out which is a good addition. Especially with her white/silver color which brings it tout even more. She also has an expressive ahoge that moves around to her emotions. Finally there's some variations, such as when Julie is in water where she has her hair up in a ponytail. While I do prefer it down it's a nice look to add a little more variety. Overall Julie does really well when it comes to this area, having long beautiful hair that looks even more shimmering due to her light color, and I find her accessories and ahoge both great additions.
Grade: A

===Eyes===
Julie has some very beautiful eyes. The best part is likely her color, with a red/pink shade that looks really nice (the pink is more obvious in the manga art, at least near the bottom of her eye). It goes well with her white hair, giving her an air of mystery. The shape is really nice too, with a tsurime that plays well with the whole “kuudere loli” aspect and the corners of her eyes look really nice too. There's a lot of details in the pupils, which is a part of the art style though some of that might just be in the anime. Julie's eyes have a lovely shape too, with attractive corners and slight eyelashes that one would only notice if they look close. Sadly it has been a while, but I do not think that Julie wears glasses which is unfortunate. Overall Julie has extremely beautiful eyes, with both the color fitting really well with her personality and hair as well as the shape including tsurime doing really well too.
Grade: B+

===Face===
As you can imagine Julie does really well when it comes to this area. The art style helps her out when it comes to this area, giving her a small nose of slight lines and other small features. Her cheeks and chin provide a nice shape, and while she doesn't show much emotion I don't mind that type. In fact that only makes Julie look cuter. I will mention that she gets a slight cut on her cheek during battle in the last episode, but fortunately it heals well so it doesn't cause much of an issue. Overall Julie is a very beautiful girl, with soft curves and a cute small nose.
Grade: A

: Hmmm... this blog is shorter than I had expected.

Don't worry as it isn't done yet. We've only done the first sections, and there's two more areas to go. This is just where you can discuss what I've talked about.

: I see then.

*The blog is in silence.*

: So do you have something to say?

: I do not believe so. Topaz has done a fairly alright job of summarizing.

: What? There's a lot of things that you could talk about! You need to discuss these things or else it shall be a boring dull, and no one wants that!

Especially not my fans! But don't worry as Julie is still an incredibly beautiful girl!

: You have that right! Just look at those silver locks! I mean Laura and I have great hair, but hers is so well-maintained and smooth looking!

I agree with that! And while yours have a slight grey hue to it hers is notably white! It fits with her personality so well! Same with her eyes!

: My eyes...?

Of course! You have beautiful eyes, unhindered by eyepatch and the shape is incredible!

: And let us not forget about the wonderful color to it too! A nice red gives off a great mysterious appeal!

Exactly!

: I see. I suppose I have not paid much attention to such things. However, I appreciate your kind words.

I'm glad that I'm able to use such kind words. Again I apologize to Laura for her probably lower than needed score.

: You need not apologize every blog for that... Though I still will accept the apology.

: And as for my face?

That's great as well! I love how you're expressionless as it has a lot of appeal. Well, not completely “expressionless” but you are definitely a kuudere.

: Sadly she doesn't have as many memetic faces as I do.

That's true. But she's still very cute with nice curves and soft cheeks.

: Hey now. Her body is in the next area Topaz.

I meant on her face. Though I do agree that what we'll discuss next is great. We just shouldn't forget about her face though, even if her ass is quite distracting.

: Ja, it is...

*She shows off her plump meaty behind, even shaking her hips to make her cheeks jiggle around. Julie also had her thighhighs pulled back up, but her short skirt couldn't fit her enormous ass.*

: It has grown so large...

: And is that a bad thing?

: Of course not! Unless you bum-p into something and knock it over.

: I do suppose it takes more time to draw with that size, but your fans will appreciate it!

I certainly am!

: I see... Then I shall look forward to the next area.

Does that mean you're ready to continue?

: Ja.

Well then, let us not get further distracted!

*With that Topaz continues the blog. However, before we follow him to the next sections we visit a familiar location between dimensions. The goth loli girl continues to watch him on her large screen.*

????: Ah, it would appear that you are continuing this ongoing quest, yet you still have not approached me? No matter. I shall take this into my own hands. But first I need a host, someone to help me out...

*She thinks for some time. She flips through various “cameras” all over the world until she gets to a girl in a nice hat eating a lot of taiyaki.*

????: Hmmm, perhaps I shall pay this one a visit...

*With that she starts to chant ancient words, seeming to float into the screen and approach the mysterious big eater. But for now let us return to Topaz as he continues with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Julie has some issues when it comes to this area. She has a nice, slender build especially compared to the other girls in the series, but sadly this also extends to her ass. At least most of the time as there's a good shot in the anime of her bare ass that makes it look really big and that's always a good thing. Still, her other official images aren't as impressive which is unfortunate. Her legs are also fairly slender as well, though that doesn't mean that she doesn't have a bit of meat in her thighs which looks quite nice. I'll also mention that she's embarrassed about a scar on her back. Overall it would be better if Julie had a bigger ass, or at least had measurements as she didn't even have height! Still, her petite figure looks really nice and she doesn't seem to mind showing off either.
Grade: B+

===Chest===
There is a surprising amount to talk about here. Julie is pretty much flat, though she does have a bit of a curve to her. There's a moment early on where the lead Tor touches her chest, mentioning how soft it is but I imagine that's more due to her skin than her chest having flab. Her slender figure fits her slim chest, but unfortunately the uniform is very mamocentric which is certainly a problem as it makes her look bigger than she actually is. She also loses her top at the beach and hugs the lead from behind to hid herself, which I find quite cute. Sadly she also rests against another girl's chest in the hot springs, which is a little mamocentric. Fortunately I'll only judge based on Julie's body, which her slender figure works really well. Overall she does have some issues but Julie's slender body and chest do quite well and I'm glad that she's not completely ignored compared to her peers. It's good that her flat chest is still appreciated after all, but it would have been nicer had she had more ass service.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Julie does both really well here but also has some issues. The biggest issue is the one that I mentioned previously, which is her school uniform. It is extremely mamocentric, with a black corset/bustier-like vest over a white shirt that seems to push up the girls more than it should. The shirt itself is a button-down and has lines coming down from the shoulders in a ribbed-like fashion, though I do like the ribbon with gold charm and blue frilled shawl. The skirt is also blue, with white fringes at the end, and she tops this off with some very nice black thighhighs which help bring the outfit together. I would say if it wasn't for the vest-thing bringing out her chest it wouldn't be too bad. Fortunately Julie's other outfits help. This includes a gym uniform with buruma, a white bikini with inner tube (though she does lose her top, as mentioned previously) though her sukumizu is obviously better, and naked shirt. In the light novels some outfits include a maid uniform and towel, and possibly more that I couldn't find. Overall it's fortunate that Julie has quite the amount of outfits as that helps make up for the poor school uniform that she wears often (though again her thighhighs look quite nice).
Grade: B

So what do you think about your scores so far, Julie?

: They are alright.

: Please! You need to show more emotion! Or at least discuss it more! What sort of improvisor are you?

: I am a soldier, not one that entertains.

You say that, but you're still very cute and beautiful!

: I agree with that. She has a very lovely slender loli body, though it is a shame that her series is so mamocentric.

Agreed. There needs to be more series with an all-loli cast.

: Not even with a single cow? HA! I know even that is too much as somehow the studio would focus on her.

Exactly. Much like how the Part Time Maou focuses on Chiho rather than the superior Emi. I apologize for her pre-emptively doing her blog!

: I am sure that she understands as well. At least you did the re-review.

True, so she was able to get some apology. But still, she deserves a lot better!

: I blame idiots in charge.

Exactly. But luckily that isn't too much of a problem with Julie herself. Just with her show and series at times.

: I was bad?

No, you had a great flat chest but the main problem is the perceived envy. That was the main problem, and all the girls being cows and the poor uniforms didn't help.

: That's certainly true! Granted it is a nice mix of colors but other than that...

There were better ways to do it than make the girls look like they're wearing bustiers or something similar. Even vests or blazers would have made it less mamocentric, though the latter is preferred from me.

: You do seem to enjoy blazers...

: I see... So other outfits would be preferred... You are in luck.

Oh?

: Ja. This one is getting too tight for me...

*She starts to lower her skirt this time, bending over and having difficulty fitting the waistband around her massive cheeks. As she does so it digs into her assflab in a sexy way, and after several stopping points she is able to pull it all the way off. It hits the floor, but by this time Julie's ass is so big her panties break in back to expose even more of her enormous ass.*

: Oh.

: This is no way for a girl of your standing to dress! Granted nothing is exposed, but still!

Nonsense! It's a great look and I'm sure that Julie doesn't mind showing off...

*She fondles her cheeks, jiggling them with her hands in sexy ways.*

: Ja. It is fine, as I still have enough covering myself.

: I just hope that you don't burst your panties further. Then we'd need to find you an apron.

And that's a bad thing?

: I'm the one around here to wear that sort of thing, and while Julie is quite cute I shall not stand for a copycat like that!

: I understand. But I may still show off my fat ass, correct?

: Go right ahead.

: I agree with that... heh heh heh...

: Back up, you don't need to be right against her to draw!

It seems dangerous as she's Zettai's type of girl too...

: You've got a point there...

*Sagiri backs away from Julie, who is still proudly showing off her huge cheeks.*

: I am curious why my ass was not as mentioned in the blog itself.

I mean I mentioned it a lot. But I imagine you mean your new size.

: Ja. That is what I mean.

That's because I tend to only count canon things, and sadly cannot count it. Though you can show off all you enjoy.

: I see... But there is still more for you to discuss, correct?

That's right. I still have the last sections.

: Then I wish for you to continue!

But of course, I would never let a blog girl down!

*With that Topaz continues the blog. However, at this point the goth loli girl has arrived at the restaurant where the big eater girl was chowing down. The well dressed and elegant girl hears something and looks around.*

Eater: W-who goes there? I hope that it is not someone who is planning on stealing my food. I'm onto you...

????: Oh ho ho, do not worry about such things. I am not one who needs to eat, and I hope that your lactal bacteria levels are quite good.

Eater: E-eh? What? And who are you?

????: It matters not, but be glad that I am not a boy...

*The girl eating looks around, though somehow the camera doesn't get a good look at her face to identify her. She is wearing a cute hat though.*

Eater: And where are you? Why can't I see you, and why are we alone?

????: So many questions, and they shall all be answered in due time. For now, I need a body to approach someone, but I am certain that you too shall also benefit from helping me out...

Eater: I'm listening...

*The cute big-eating girl listens to the words spoken by the shadowy goth loli girl. The two meet an agreement, and the shadows around the girl disappear as if no time had been spent. She then starts on her journey, though for now we return to Topaz and the others. Just in time for him starting the last areas too.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Julie has a really great personality, especially for my tastes. She's an exchange student form a fictional Scandinavian country Gimlé or something similar, but she is also the princess of that nation. Not only that but rather than being a normal Exceed, like most of her classmates which is where their powers come from, she's an engineered El Awaken and thus is amazing at combat. She also uses two weapons compared to most characters having only one (with the guy she's paired with, Tor, only having a shield) and her combat prowess is quite high. That said, she's also a kuudere if an expressive one due to her ahoge, and she also seems to enjoy physical contact with Tor as well. Julie has a really great dere side that she seems to only share with him, and it seems she can easily become drunk off ice cream (because it was rum raisin). She also says “yes” and “no” as the Swedish/Scandinavian “Ja” and “Ner” from what I can read, though like the names that may not be the spelling. She also has a hard time going on ships due to her reserved nature, and she never learned to swim either. Overall Julie is a great girl for my tastes, both as far as being a great combat loli and a light-haired kuudere as I like how well she's done. She's voiced by Nozomi Yamamoto who gives her a very beautiful kuudre voice. She's done other roles like Yukimura from BokuTomo and Rika from Cinderella Girls, showing her strength in other sorts of roles (and she's done others as well).
Grade: A

===Libido==
Julie does really well when it comes to this area, even if it doesn't seem like it. Much like Laura a few weeks ago she tries to lie with the lead in both a naked(-ish) shirt as well as even being naked overall while in a tent. She also doesn't mind him looking at others, showing her openness, even if she's more worried about Lilith the ojou as she wants him all for herself. However, rather than being angry or getting violent Julie uses her natural cuteness to distract Lilith away. Sadly I cannot know for sure if she wins, as Absolute Duo doesn't really have a huge fanbase so I couldn't find the result of the Light Novels. It's possible that it was canceled before the series ends as well, but hopefully Julie is the winner. Overall her lewd acts and adorable actions help her out here, and Julie not being too jealous also helps.
Grade: B+

===Age===
Julie looks a little younger than the other girls in her class, but I blame them being cows while she's on the petite side. This doesn't mean that she skipped grades, at least from what I can remember, so she's about high school age as far as I know. If you use Tor as a guideline she might be 16 but sadly there's no official age. Her birthday is known, as she's an April Fool's child so her birthday is April 1st. Still, even though we don't know too much Julie still does fairly well here though more knowledge would have been handy.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 84
Average score: 9.3
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for this week! What did you think of it, Julie?

: Good.

: You cannot be that low key! You have to be more excited or talk more!

: Do I?

: It does make the blog more interesting.

: I see... I must need more experience with this sort of thing.

: Perhaps. But it seems Topaz really likes you!

I mean she has a lot of great assets. And I don't just mean her gigantic ass!

*Julie pats her massive cheeks, jiggling her plump ass which had grown even further. Her flab bounces around from her hands making contact.*

: It is quite large...

Indeed. I can only hope that Tor appreciates it.

: Ja. Not that I mind him looking around.

: With that sort of ass in his face I doubt he'll take his eyes off it!

: I know! It's massive, just like ours. He won't be able to see past it!

: I am glad to hear that he shall always be with me.

Devotion with a touch of openness. I like that sort of girl, at least when it comes to the blog. Too bad we don't know how the story finishes.

: One can only hope that Julie and Tor end up together.

: Ja.

: Unfortunate that you never had a resolution of sorts. No wonder people have forgotten this series.

: Fortunately not Topaz!

Certainly not! I'm glad to be going back to the past and looking at older shows. Even if unfortunately I can't quite remember everything...

: It is alright, we understand Topaz.

*She pats him.*

Thank you for that. Getting back to the blog, it's a shame you don't have a more concrete age, though high school student is fine.

: I am also a super soldier, so it is possible that my growth was accelerated.

Indeed. But don't worry about that sort of thing.

: And then there's Julie's personality.

Certainly, we can't forget that as it's her cutest aspect! I mean her physical appearance does help with this, but her great KDEG personality is incredible! And her fighting skill is great too!

: And you can't forget her cute voice!

That I can't! I mean I could, which is why I had to review that, but regardless she has a very beautiful voice! It's just that my memory is terrible and it's been a while.

: If only you had talked about me sooner.

I agree! And I apologize to Laura and Sagiri! Even if Sagiri had a reason behind it, though I apologize for waiting for so long to watch your show.

: That is behind us. You still liked it and defended me from idiots.

: I am thankful for the blog as well. It would appear that I did quite well.

You were within a point of having a picture!

: I see... So I do not deserve praise like that... You need not force yourself.

I mean I can't have one directly on the page, but I'm sure my fans wouldn't mind having one or Two...

: Stop breaking your own rules, Topaz.

Fair fair... But Julie is still a great girl! Even if some sites still mistranslate her name.

: Better than being localized at least.

Agreed. But now that the blog is over it's time to leave this drafty building and search for the next girl.

: And who shall that be?

It may be fairly obvious, but the next one-

Eater: HALT THERE!

*Topaz is interrupted by a voice coming from behind his group, who then all turn around. There seems to be a girl in a bodysuit, a visor of a helmet over her face.*

: Oh no, it's that one Bakuon girl!

Not that kind of helmet.

Eater: Can you not tell by my picture? Oh unfortunate, the site doesn't have one of me like that...

A shame, but I suppose that happens. But in that case you should show yourself!

Eater: But of course, as I came here expecting a blog. I am not hiding myself, nor my power!

*She takes her helmet off, waving her long light color hair around. She also puts on her hat too.*

: There. It was getting stuffy in that helmet, but now I can face you!

Face me?

: Yes! I shall have you do my blog next week... And then...

*She looks over at her shoulder to see a shadowy figure. It was one that only the big eater and the audience could see, and the gothloli-wearing figure touches her shoulder and whispers in her ear.*

????: After that he shall speak about me. Then, considering none shall be better than I am, he shall quit blogging afterward!

: Yes. But you have got to be prepared for next week!

Indeed as it looks like we'll have an interesting girl next time! Be sure to come and watch!

*Topaz and the others wait, ready to talk about the mysterious girl with nice voice next time.*

Anime Relations: Eromanga-sensei, Eromanga-sensei OVA

This is the seven-hundred-nineteenth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz, Riri, and new member of their party Laura are standing outside an ordinary-looking house.*

Welcome back everyone. I'm sure that it doesn't seem like a week already-

: Eh? It seemed like even longer. As if the previous blogs were recorded in advance and we're just now airing them.

: Shhh, don't talk about Topaz's writing style. Just be glad that he's finally working on it.

I do get distracted way too much, but that sort of thing happens. But not right now, as we have to enter the house. Otherwise this blog is going to get nowhere.

*Laura investigates the door.*

: This looks somewhat sturdy, but nothing that some C4 can't take care of.

Let's keep that in our back pocket-

: Isn't Laura's ass deadly and explosive enough already?

-Ahem, I suppose that it is. But I also don't want to destroy this girl's house, especially if she could possibly get hurt in the process.

: Then do you have a better idea?

Well, I imagine that the older brother isn't home today and the girl would be too involved in her art to answer the door. It's time to break in. Luckily the window is open slightly...

*Topaz struggles to fit through the window near the front door. However, it is not open enough for him to slide through.*

Ugh... I can't believe that I would get stuck like this...

: Here, let me help you through.

Thank you.

*Riri, who was inside, takes Topaz's hands and pulls him through. Laura also helps by opening the window slightly more, and soon the three of them are inside.*

Phew, thank goodness you were inside or else I wouldn't have made it inside-wait a minute, how did you get in?

*Ririchiyo points to the door, which was open.*

: It wasn't locked.

Darn it, foiled by a door yet again! It may be our greatest foe ever!

: Enough terrible references. Let's go and see this week's girl before we have another terrible door “joke”.

: I'm all for that.

*The three of them head towards the door. Unknown to them, behind the door was a girl finishing up her stream. She's wearing a mask, even if that is not in the MAL image.*

: Well, that's the stream for today. I also made sure to turn it off so that my secret identity will not be found. Now, where is that Topaz guy supposed to be? He must be waiting until I get done with the stream, what a gentleman.

*As she walks around in her pajamas she of course shows off her very lovely ass as she walks around. Inadvertently as she does not realize that the blog's camera is on (as her stream is not).*

: Should I leave my room and greet him... It seems dangerous, but I did agree to this blog and as such I should try to be a little brave...

*She turns the handle and opens the door as Topaz goes to open it. As a result the doorknob hits him in a critical spot as she opens the door, dealing 5 damage as he holds his now-wounded package.*

AH!

: What's the matter!

*Topaz is breathing heavily in pain, but as luck would have it she falls on top of him. She's straddling him as the mysterious girl opens and sees the naughty seeming scene in front of her.*

: W-wha...

: This isn't what it looks like! I swear!

Not that I mind having you sit on me like this, Riri...

*He fondles Ririchiyo's plump cheeks.*

: Now's not the time, Topaz!

You're right! I have to do someone's blog! Hey, do you think-

*The girl closes her door, shooting Topaz and Riri a death glare.*

: Perverts...

*They even hear the door being locked as the girl is inside. Topaz, now that he's in slightly better condition, gets up after Riri gets off him. He pounds on the door.*

H-hey! It wasn't what it looks like! I was just wounded and under her and-

: Don't word it like that!

: Get away from me, you normies! Go have your boring fun, and get out of my house!

But we're here to talk about you! Like Zettai did way back then!

: I had heard that his friend Topaz was finally coming, which I feel honored by as he finally watched my show. Took long enough...

: Yes. He is quite bad with time management it seems.

I have way to many things that I want to do, which outnumber the number of hours in the day. But I'm finally here to talk about you, so don't shut me out!

: No way you're this “Topaz” fellow. You're just a pervert who wants to hump your purple-haired floozy!

: I'm no floozy, opera or otherwise! Now let us in to do the blog!

: NO!

B-but if we don't do you then who can we do?

: It looked like you were already “doing” your friend there!

That isn't what I mean! I want to talk about you!

: Let me handle this. OPEN UP, FBI!

*Laura kicks the door open, breaking the hinges with her super strength.*

: OH NO! MY DOOR! How dare you break through this! And the F-FBI?! I will inform you that all the artwork I do is of characters eighteen or older. Even the ones who look, er y-younger.

We don't care about that sort of thing.

: Topaz isn't like most Americans in that way. He's been around anime long enough that it has ceased to be important.

Man I feel old. But I do apologize for the door.

: I hope that you're ready to pay for it!

If by pay for it you mean do a blog about you then sure!

: No.

: Do not worry, Topaz. I am the one that kicked the door, so I shall pay for the repairs.

Well that's fortunate. I do apologize about getting off on the wrong foot though, and I don't mean the one that kicked down the door.

: So you are Topaz then? I've been waiting for you to come for years!

I know.... I apologize that it took so long for me to watch your series! But I've come and I want to show that people still appreciate girls like you! Like you deserve!

: Girls... like me? What do you mean?

Little sisters! And incest in general, as dumb laws are keeping that sort of thing out of anime recently. It's been a while since an incest choice was anything more than a running joke or something similar...

: Well, their incest is one of marriage, but still!

: You do sound promising, and you're saying that you want to talk about me?

Indeed!

: I can vouch for him. He did a good job on me, at least mostly...

Your eyes are still great though! But if you're that angry I will continue to apologize!

: You just want her to dominate you some more...

: Not in this house! Stop being such perverts!

: That seems hypocritical considering the artwork you make... Not to mention your “name”.

: E-Eromanga is based on an island name! Besides, I-I have no idea what you're talking about...

*She looks nervous, sweating and looking to the side.*

I see then. But will you still allow me to talk about you?

: Only if you help out with my artwork!

I'll do what I can, and same with the girls. Right?

: I guess so.

: What harm can it do?

: Then I will allow you to do your blog on me.

That's a relief. As you can tell this blog has been a long time coming, so now let me say that...



: So how does this blog work? I haven't been in one for so long...

People need to remember your show! It was far better than the first one that the creator made!

: At least as far as KiriNO being a horrible little sister. Sagiri is far better!

: Thank you, though you're going to embarrass me.

I do suppose that I mention a lot of perverse things, but don't worry. Not many people read the blog.

: Eh? I thought that I would at least be getting more fans as a result!

: Maybe of other girls, as some read his blog, but not in real life sadly.

At least not that I will know, which is a shame. More people need to see how great you and your series is! And little sisters in general!

: Agreed! It seems that you're really on my side!

Of course! It's a shame that OreImo is the one that got all the press, as the second work is better! While Accel World should be favored instead of SAO too, if only that was given a better chance!

: Companies are terrible, and people have poor taste.

Agreed. At least Sagiri has a lot more fans than that other “Sagiri” that I talked about a while ago.

: Which one is that?

The less we talk about Triage X the better. But the swordsnurse from there, though it's her last name. Still worth a joke, and not just because she only has 40 favorites at the time of writing.

: HA! Pathetic! Looks like this Sagiri is more well-liked!

: As I deserve!

Indeed! Though you could always get more love, especially with all the hatred your series gets. Boo idiots who can't appreciate incest, as they use it as a scapegoat to not admit their xenophobic and sex-hating ways.

: Agreed! Boo them manipulating people in charge too!

Exactly! Luckily I do not need to follow such things and can talk about things that I want to talk about! And that means Sagiri!

: Then quit stalling!

But of course... Eromanga-sensei~

*Sagiri crosses her arms and looks away.*

: I have no knowledge of who you mean. Just get on with the blog!

Fine fine. We have a lot to go over after all...

*With that Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Sagiri has some incredible hair, even if I prefer darker colors. Still, the light grey/silver color to it looks really good and fits with her clothes quite well. There are times when it looks white, though that might just be my eyes not being the best. It's a nice color for her I'd say. Sagiri's hair length is quite nice, being long even if it does go past her hips a little. Fortunately it's often tied at the bottom with a ribbon so she can still show her ass off occasionally. Speaking of her ribbons she has some on her temples and two near the bottom of her sidelocks as well. Her hair is also mostly straight, likely due to being tied at the bottom, but it looks really good with a lot of volume and softness. Her sidelocks are also pretty long, reaching her chest though that does mean she has cover hair in official art which isn't great. Probably the most meh part of Sagiri's hair, which isn't that bad but comparatively poor, are her bangs. They aren't too bad, being a nice length with a big middle bang, but it would have been even better had she had a good hime cut. Overall it doesn't hurt Sagiri too much, and the same with her light colored hair as it all makes her stand out in her cuteness.
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
Sadly Sagiri does not wear glasses, at least as far as I can remember. Still, her eyes are still pretty good even if they don't appeal directly to me. The blue color looks nice, though I've also heard it mention that she has green eyes but it's hard for me to tell. Either way it is a fairly overrated color unfortunately, even if it goes well with her hair color. Sagiri also has tarame, fitting with her character even if I do prefer tsurime, and I like the art style adding a little black dot in the center of her pupil too. She has some minor eyelashes when looking close, but I doubt they can be seen too well in the series proper. Even with some issues like eye shape and color, Sagiri overall still does pretty well here. It's a nice shape that looks good on her, and even if blue/green is overrated it goes pretty well with her light hair.
Grade: B-

===Face===
Sagiri has a cute and simple face, appealing well to me. I like her small usually dot-sized nose, and she has a lot of cute expressions. There are a lot of memes that I remember involving her and her silly expressions, and I like her embarrassment in the opening when she's dancing around but doesn't realize her mask fell off. Oh, and speaking of which Sagiri wears a Meruru mask (an in-series magical girl character) while streaming as “Eromanga sensei” to hide her identity. The art style is quite nice and her face is well-proportioned, so overall Sagiri does really well when it comes to her face.
Grade: B+

So what do you think of this blog so far, Sagiri? Are you enjoying it?

: It looks kinda good, but I should have been given more points! I thought that you were on my side!

I am, don't worry about that. You're a great imouto, and it's more that these areas don't appeal well to me.

: That and the points are completely arbitrary as well.

N-nonsense. There are many factors, which are too complicated to talk about.

: It seems to me that you are just trying to cover your tracks.

Maybe. But that isn't what's important. It's Sagiri, and I apologize if I have insulted you in any way!

: You could have given me more points...

Perhaps, but your score does equate to how you look. I really do like your light hair even if I can't quite pin it down, and it goes well with your cute ribbons too! I also appreciate long hair as well, especially when you're able to see your ass still.

: Pervert! I should have never let you into my room!

: Be careful!

*Sagiri gets up to push Topaz out, but she ends up slipping due to not being prepared. Her fat ass sits on the Meruru mask that was nearby, snapping it with her heavy cheeks. She holds it up.*

: Oh no! My Eromanga-sensei mask-er, n-not that I know who that is. I must have won this in some contest that I didn't realize I put in for.

I hate those. They're either traps or telemarketers!

: You still fall for them.

Sadly. I am very naive...

: And why is my ass so gigantic?! What's going on!

*She fondles her huge cheeks which were much bigger than earlier. Her pajamas are tight on her plump teen ass.*

: Was I stung by a bee? No, it doesn't hurt...

Oh, that's a side effect of the blog. Your ass will become larger as you absorb blogineutrons.

: You have GOT to be joking!

Yeah... Blogineutrons aren't a real thing. But your ass DID become bigger due to the blog.

: That can't be... Then again, looking at your partners I can see that such a thing must be true.

*She looks at Laura and Riri's massive asses. And since it hasn't been mentioned Laura sadly isn't wearing her naked apron, wearing normal clothes even if they're tight on her fat ass. Blame not wanting to steal the focus from Sagiri.*

: Then again... I'm sure that my fans would enjoy seeing such large asses being drawn in my artwork-er, n-not that I'm Eromanga-sensei of course!

Certainly not, wink wink.

: Don't say the “wink wink” out loud Topaz. What, are you reading stage directions?

: Ha ha ha! It seems that your eyes are quite good, as you know how great our fat asses are!

Being fair her eyes did about as well as yours do. Which being fair is a little unfair for you, as your heterochromic eyes have a nice color and shape. I apologize once again.

: No matter. What is done is past.

Thank you for being so understanding. Though being fair Sagiri's eyes aren't bad. The main issue is the color and the shape not appealing to me too well. It still fits her really well and certainly isn't a reason to hate her either.

: That's a relief, and it seems you like the silly faces that I make as well.

But of course, it's why I wanted to reference your “pervert” glare scene! You make great faces, and even without them you have a great look to your face too. It's shaped really well and your features are nicely sized too!

: Why thank you!

The only problem is that you wear a mask instead of glasses to hide your identity, but that's mostly my preferences at hand.

: You just want her to wear glasses, like you do every other girl!

That is certainly true. But more that I don't want her to hide her face as it looks good. Though I do understand not wanting people to know your identity.

: Right. People would probably troll her if they found out she was underage.

The internet is a cruel place, and I blame social media and normal people ruining it for people who grew up with it!

: So basically it sounds like you're an old man too.

Get off my internet lawn, youngsters! Let me enjoy my things in peace and stop trying to butt into things and ruin them! Boo woke people being such idiots!

: Agreed! Though I hope that you don't get in trouble for that.

Those that read my blogs pretty much agree, as do the girls who are here.

: That's certainly true! I would hate for my art to be censored and I dislike dumb age ratings and such!

: Because you're not old enough to look up naughty things?

: I'll have you know that I once saw a ding-a-ling in fine art! I know what it looks like!

: “Ding-a-ling”? How cutely innocent.

Now now. This is no time to argue. There is still a lot of blog to go, and I want to continue doing it. Sagiri is a great girl after all.

: But of course! And I would be honored to have you talking about me. I'm far better than any sort of idiotic controversy!

That's certainly true. And more when both sides are being idiots too! Unlike the argument about anime incest, which should be more common and not just be played for laughs!

: True true. I blame dumb Japanese laws forbidding media to do something like that.

Aki Sora deserved better! As do other similar series, and Sagiri needs more praise! She gets way too much hatred because people are dumb with things that don't appeal to them.

: And luckily most of your fans either like incest or don't mind it. Much like lolis.

Exactly! That's another way that Sagiri gets hated unfairly. Boo modern society being so concerned with fictional ages! But that's a discussion for later. We need to get back to the blog!

: Agree! I want to hear what will come next!

: He's going to be talking about you in a perverse fashion.

: WAIT WHAT?

Don't put it that way. That makes it sound bad. I mean it IS what I'll be doing, but it always makes the girl upset.

: Somehow I don't know if I'll like what's coming up...

It should be fine. At least, I hope so...

*With that Topaz continues the blog. Meanwhile, in the area between dimensions this blog is being watched. A girl in a black gothloli outfit seems to open an area in clouds to watch it. Her face is obscured due to the camera angle, with only her hand and the back of her chair being shown.*

????: Oh? Is this the blog that I have heard so much about? It is quite interesting, but I am surprised that he has not come to me yet. Maybe sometime soon, especially if I push you a little...

*With that the mysterious girl laughs, and we quickly return to Topaz's blog just in time to hear him continue.*

==Body==
===Build===
Despite what MAL claims Sagiri sadly does not have any measurements. Well, she does have a listed blood type in A, but that doesn't affect the blog too much. She is a petite slender girl though, fitting her age really well. She's somewhat of a loliteen too, but considering her age she's barely a “teen” and her figure fits well. She has a slender stomach and chest, with a slight curve to her waist which does well. Sagiri isn't too much of an ass character but she does show off a little bit occasionally. It helps more than not having scenes or official art, though it would have been better if she had bare shots too. I'd say that she could have done better, but I blame the series not going far enough sadly. I will also mention that she has fairly nice legs too. Overall while not outstanding Sagiri's slender body fits with her quite well though I'd say that more ass scenes (especially bare) could help. Or maybe I'm just forgetting a big scene, that's possible (though unfortunate if that was the case).
Grade: B-

===Chest===
As mentioned previously Sagiri has a fairly slender chest. I would say that she isn't too concerned with it, though I do think that she's shown some envy. Not that she herself wants bigger breasts, but as she uses her body as a reference for her art she has problems drawing bustier girls. As a result she is a little mamocentric, but not for herself fortunately. It's kinda hard to score Sagiri here, but overall her slender body that she's not too afraid to show off from what I can tell helps out. And of course being modest as far as size goes is quite nice too.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Sagiri has some pretty good outfits that seem very comfortable. She usually wears pink pajamas at home with a big white collar and many frills, which is where the title of the blog comes from (as her usual outfit makes me think of Patchouli's, though Sagiri wears pants unlike a dress). While posing as Eromanga-sensei she wears a big green jacket with a hood to hide her hair, as privacy is important unlike what idiots might tell you. Other outfits include bikinis, a cute Santa outfit, and some cute underwear as well. In official art she wears a yukata and sukumizu, both of which she looks good in. There's a possibility that she wears more in the Light Novel and manga, but I don't know them well enough. Still, Sagiri overall has a lot of cute outfits though it would have been nice if she had more perverse ones too (though some might be outside the realm of possibilities like bodysuit and the like, but still).
Grade: B+

And that's it for the perverse parts. At least until the libido part, I suppose. What did you think of it, Sagiri... Sagiri?

*Topaz turns to look at Sagiri, though she was busy sketching.*

I don't mind you drawing during the blog, but I hope that you're still paying attention at least.

: Hey, you said that I could use the girls as models if I went along with your blog. I may be concentrating but I still heard what you had to say.

I'm glad to hear that, though what are you drawing-HOLY GLASSES!

*Riri and Laura have their fat asses barely fitting on a stool, their huge cheeks facing towards Sagiri in an artistic way. They're naked but are sharing a sheet to cover their fronts.*

: To think that I would be used as inspiration in his way...

: Just be glad that she isn't using Topaz. No one wants to see that.

I agree, so let's not put that thought in our reader's minds. But other than showing off your delectable asses what are you doing?

: I have some new character models that I had in mind, and these two are perfect!

I agree with that, especially Riri!

: *Blushes* (D-don't say embarrassing things like that Topaz! My heart can't take it.) S-shut up, idiot! (Why can't I be more honest..)

So what's this new story about?

: I'm not quite sure, but it seems to involve an imouto with a huge ass seducing her older brother. There's another sister, and a lot of other girls that I have to design.

Sounds like an amazing, if stinky, series.

: How can you tell the quality of the series with just that?

Not stinky as in the quality, but rather the asses will be quite rank. Much like yours.

*Sagiri shows off her ass, which had grown a little more during the blog. She even shakes it a bit.*

: Hey, it's not like I have a shower in my room! I like it in here too much!

: One hopes that you do not use a literal wastebasket...

: I leave to do THAT...

Enough talking about that, though I do appreciate that you're showing off your ass so well.

*Sagiri shows off her smelly ass, shaking her hips. Sadly this causes her pajamas to tear and open up, revealing her bare ass. Her ass had grown so much no panties she had could contain them.*

: EEK! How embarrassing! Though at least I'm glad that it didn't happen during a stream!

Sexiness that's good, but it's true that you don't want to expose yourself as people will come to expect it.

: Though her ass is quite nice.

Agreed, though it would help if she had shown it off. Or if it was the size that it currently is, as that would always help. Japan needs to realize that huge girlass is popular too.

: And not troll with it.

Agreed, both by making girlass lovers into idiots or traitors. And lolicoms are the same way! Boo traitorous lolicoms like the Monogatari lead! And boo those that try to publicly ignore that sort of thing exists too!

: At this point you'd think that they're just having their fingers in their ears and going “La la la”!

At least that's a good attacking move! Or at least was.

: The testers of the SNES version probably didn't grind her to realize a damage calculation was off or something.

Regardless boo those that shove bananas in their ears. We'll have to be loud and state that Sagiri is a great girl!

: Thank you for that. And it means a lot you enjoyed my series!

Of course! Plus you're a great girl! There are some slight mamocentric issues, but I blame your work for that.

: Right! Wait, I'm not that Eromanga-sensei or anything so I don't have work like that!

Sure sure... Anyway, your slender body is really nice though your ass could use a bit more meat on it. Your clothing choices look really nice too!

: Indeed. While you don't have a naked apron moment like Laura here you still had a few good ones.

Your pajamas in particular are very cute. Same with your track suit though it's a shame you don't wear a buruma. It would show off your huge ass even better!

: Certainly, especially now... Hmmm...

*Sagiri then looked back at her ass in the mirror, trying to draw with how big it has become. It is difficult for her to see her whole ass even though the mirror surface is pretty big. She's also so close that the rank odors of her ass is steaming it up.*

Looks sexy there!

: S-stop staring! This isn't a lewd stream, er-I mean blog! Besides, isn't there more that you can get into!

: And do not worry. I fortunately was able to fix your door and mask!

*Laura even holds up Sagiri's mask.*

: Thank you for both! N-not that I'll stream with you here. Not that I'm Eromanga-sensei either!

: Methinks the lady doth protest too much...

*Sagiri takes the mask and places it on the table.*

: N-no! I just mean watching streams obviously! L-like this... Vchuber or whatever?

*She opens her ipad and looks at the top placing stream at the moment.*

H-HUH?!

: No way!

: That is the girl that you are supposed to be attacking, is it not?

: No way! What a coincidence!

*She taps on the stream, though sadly the visual is mostly of the game and not the streamer. The box where they'd be is all scrambled.*

Vchuber: Man, this Four Knights game sure is enjoyable! I can't believe that it can be downloaded for free from the link in the bottom, as you have so many characters that you can roll for! (let's see, what else do I have to say to keep the ad money rolling in...)

: This doesn't seem much like a villain.

True. But even villains need a day job. Otherwise how would she have been able to have the space station with Omega Lazer weapon?

Vchuber: Remember, in half an hour I'll show my bikini body off! Eeek! But you little electronic spirits need to fill the cash bar or else little ol' me would never be able to afford it!

*The chat which looks like small electric round rodents with long tails bounce around the bottom of the screen and many notifications pop up with money values.*

Vchuber: Eeek! How amazing, you little mice are so loyal! Ara ara for you all for being such obedient little buddies of mine~

Let's stop watching before this gets even more dumb.

: Honestly I'm surprised that you're even refusing the bikini.

It's Sagiri's blog, and this girl looks like she'd be mamocentric anyway. And-

*The screen on the computer flickers, with a screen that says “Hunt Topaz” flashing many times before returning to the stream.*

Wait, I wasn't the only one who saw that, right?

: Subliminal messaging! How horrible! Luckily we're smart enough to not notice!

: Hunt... Topaz...

*Sagiri eyes are dizzy as she approaches Topaz as if under mind control. Fortunately Riri closed the stream and Laura shook the loli artist, who looks confused.*

: W-wait, what happened?

Nothing much. We've just been talking about your blog.

: Neat! How am I doing?

Quite well, and you only have one section or so left!

: Then what are we waiting for? Let's get going!

*Topaz tries to pretend to ignore that something happened to Sagiri, continuing even while concerned for her safety.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Sagiri was taught by her late mother to draw, and as a result she illustrates light novels as a living. She also does work for her older brother's books, though at first neither of them realize it. Sagiri is embarrassed when it comes out, as she had been a hikkikomori and was taken care of by her older brother. She also does live art streams while wearing a mask, and is shy and quiet in real life which I find really cute. She's also secretly perverse, but that's more something for the next area (though it is an important part of what makes Sagiri too). She slowly opens up to the world, getting more friends and even traveling even if she's still shy and cute still. She needs a lot more praise as she's a far better sister than Kirino, cuter as well. Sure she does have some tsundere moments, including the running joke of saying that she doesn't know who Eromanga-sensei might be, but they are more light and cute than the bad sort of tsundere-ness. Speaking of her voice, Sagiri is voiced by Akane Fujita who does this role really well. It's her most popular role, and she has done characters like Leviathan from Sin:Nanatsu no Taizai, Yuzuka the lead from Mahou Shoujo Nante Mou Ii Desukara., and many smaller roles that I'm not familiar with. I'll also mention that Sagiri was named after a destroyer who wasn't in KanColle at the time, but as a result that Sagiri has a resemblance to the Eromanga one. Overall Sagiri is a great imouto who has a shy and quiet but perverse personality that I like, and her series needs a lot more love as it sadly receives too much hatred towards it!
Grade: B+

===Libido==
Sagiri does really excellent when it comes to this area. It might be obvious considering she makes erotic illustrations, but she is quite perverse. She acts like an old man while drawing other women, requesting perverse poses as she does her work and getting inspired. Nothing wrong with that as I found her actions really cute. She is a little embarrassed by her artwork considering she's young, but she's certainly a brocom at heart. That said, Masamune (her brother) is more of a stepbrother due to being related due to their parent's marriage than being blood related. Series these days have a bad problem of not allowing true relative relationships, and yet people mock anime for being incestuous as if they haven't seen anything in years. There's also the moment that I should mention where Sagiri didn't know what a male genitalia looked like, so another girl Murasama showed her and Elf some fine art which they likely “appreciated” which was funny. Overall between her perverse illustrations, her brocom ways, and having some nice poses and scenes Sagiri does really well when it comes to this area.
Grade: A

===Age===
Sagiri has a pretty good age, though she'd more appeal to Zettai than myself. Not that she's a bad age of course, but she is more in his favored age range. She starts the series at 12 and ages to 13 as the series goes on. Her birthday is December 10th and she is a first year middle school girl. Overall a pretty nice age, makes me think of PreCure girls and that fits Sagiri really well.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 78
Average score: 8.7
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for the week. What did you think of-hey!

*Sagiri is busy with Laura being bent over, staring at her gigantic ass. Not that Sagiri's ass wasn't just as huge as well.

: What? You said that I was able to draw the girls to my liking.

I did, but I thought that you were using yourself as a subject.

: She certainly has the ass for it.

: I tried, but I couldn't do it during the blog proper. It kept growing and making my scaling off!

Ah yes. I hadn't considered that. Though you should be able to use your ass now that the blog is done. It shouldn't become any bigger.

: Well, as a result of the blog anyway. Your ass would always look better bigger.

Listen to her, she's right. Though that could be said about almost any girl. Though the “almost” is a little useless as well.

: I suppose that is true. Let me try it out...

*She points her huge ass towards the mirror, trying to angle herself so that both cheeks could fit. It was more difficult than it sounds due to the sheer size, with her even tipping the mirror on the side and kneeling down. But her ass was so gigantic that she couldn't fit. She also places her ass close, but that only steams it up with the rank odors. In fact, as she moves closer her pajama pants rip, exposing her cute plump ass.*

: Oh no!

: Yeah, that sort of thing can happen. But don't worry. I'm sure that you'll be able to find pants in time if you plan on traveling with us.

I mean I doubt it as Sagiri is a hikkikomori, but maybe.

: I can't believe that I ended up like Elf in the OVA!

Go showing off your ass like her though! Perhaps someday I'll talk about her too..

: You do like elves, but let's not get ahead of yourself. You still have to summarize the last sections of the blog.

I suppose that is true. Sagiri has a pretty good age, but she is a little young. Not in a bad range though, just that she would appeal better to someone like Zettai. Plus people need to stop picking on her for her petite body and young age, boo lolicom hatred recently!

: Agreed! They're idiots just like those that can't handle incest!

Exactly! And speaking of which while Sagiri claims to not be lewd or Eromanga-sensei I'm sure everyone that watches the series knows the truth.

: As they should! There is no way that I could ever be someone that perverse!

: You say that as you ogle Laura and myself like an old man.

: I am certain I heard you wiping drool off your lips as you stared.

: You must be mistaken! Just like how Topaz believes that I'm Eromanga-sensei! Though I imagine that they are quite the talented artist and should be well known...

Oh? In that case why don't we ever see you and Eromanga-sensei together?

: Er... um... T-they have a very busy schedule! But if you wait outside I'll get her for you.

*She kicks Topaz and Ririchiyo out.*

: Wait, “get her” for us? There's only one entrance by the door, and we're by it!

Hey, have you seen Laura recently?

: Alright, you can come in!

*Topaz and Riri open the door, and amazingly Sagiri is there sitting next to Eromanga-sensei! She was wearing the Meruru mask and everything!*

Wow! You must be right! There's Sagiri, and a masked person!

: Topaz... This all looks a little suspicious.

What are you talking about? Just because Eromanga-sensei is wearing Laura's clothes and probably doesn't have any artistic talent doesn't mean this is a trick!

*Eromanga-sensei lifts her mask.*

: How long do we have to try and trick them? It seemed like they didn't fall for it like you said they would.

: That's only because you didn't keep the mask on long enough!

It seems that Sagiri is secretly pervert, which may be the best kind of perversion! Especially if you add in her brother fetish!

: I do not have a crush on him, he just does everything for me so I depend on him for a lot!

That's fair, but go incest as that's a great thing and should be more common! And as for Sagiri's personality, even if she is a little bit of a tsundere and seems lazy she's very hard working when it comes to her art. She reminds me of Gabriel a little, which helps too.

: It's like you enjoy lazy girls that do their own thing.

Probably. It reminds me of myself. Though of course I do work hard at things that I want to do so. It's just that they, like the blog, aren't very profitable. Not that I mind, as once you make a job out of something you enjoy it ceases to be a hobby any longer.

: Luckily I enjoy my work well enough!

Agreed! And let's not forget you're a great imouto that deserves more love! Especially considering the author's track record...

: That's right! Boo KiriNO getting all the attention while I only get unfairly hated! Even you took so long to watch the show!

I did, and I regret it as it was a lot better than I expected. Though it was helped by you being such a superior character compared to KiriNO.

: Oh ho ho, but of course. I appreciate you praising me like that as well~

: Indeed, even I can see the appeal that you have. Even if it was less than mine.

Being fair you act dominant a lot more and are slightly older. Sagiri still does quite well, as she deserves.

: Thank you for finally talking about me too. Perhaps... if you don't mind... I-I might join you in your quest.

Gasp! To think that you will leave your room!

: I do that sometimes! At least now. Besides, if you're taking two great assy girls like this with you I'll surely find more cute girls to sketch. Inspiration is everywhere!

I'm glad that you think that. Plus with you around I won't have to worry about streamers causing mind control issues.

: Eh? What?

Nothing important. Though I wonder what kind of girl I should look at next...

: Perhaps a certain European princess?

Great idea! Though once again I'll be going back to an older series.

: Alicia wasn't that far back, Topaz... Well, I mean three years ago but in the grand scheme of things-

Oh! You meant her. Sadly I wasn't thinking of the icy idol, though I'll probably be doing her sometime too. This is a white-haired month anyway. Well, sorta white at least.

: Well then, who are you going to be looking at?

Let's just say that it's a quiet yet adorable girl with dual swords...

: Are you ABSOLUTE-ly sure you want to visit that series? It's probably all but forgotten!

I suppose so, but this lovely girl needs to be talked about too!

: Well, I'm sure that we'll all enjoy the blog. And same with your fans as well!

Agreed! So let's all head towards where she is... Wherever that may be. And I do so hope that I'll get her name right, as it's the type that often gets translated wrong...

: My not-namesakes know about that...

*With that Topaz and the others, try to leave. Sadly it takes a literal push to get Sagiri out, not because of her hikkikomori ways but because her fat ass got stuck in the door frame.*

: HEY! I didn't expect my ass would be this wide!

*She wiggles her fat ass, trying to free herself. But her attempts are for naught, as her ass is truly stuck.*

: Though it has become that size. Do not worry, as we'll be there to help you out!

*Laura then pushes against Sagiri's ass, using her full body against the young imouto's huge cheeks. Fortunately she gets Sagiri freed.*

: It was as hard to get Sagiri out of her room as I expected, even if she was more willing.

True. But now let's set off towards the next door!

: I hope that I don't get stuck like that again... Though I cannot wait to see the other girls, not to mention draw them. Eh heh heh...

*Sagiri wipes drool off her mouth as she had a perverse smile. But for now we end the blog for this week. Be sure to join us next time!*

Anime Relations: IS: Infinite Stratos, IS: Infinite Stratos Encore - Koi ni Kogareru Rokujuusou, IS: Infinite Stratos 2, IS: Infinite Stratos 2 - Hitonatsu no Omoide, IS: Infinite Stratos 2 - World Purge-hen, IS: Infinite Stratos 2 - Infinite Wedding

This is the seven-hundred-eighteenth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone, I'm glad to see you return. Especially after the terrible girl that we talked about last week.

: Hey, who is he talking to?

: Oh, Topaz is just talking to the audience. I know that we met you randomly, but he likes doing blogs.

: Blogs? Like Zettai?

Exactly. Well, more like he's doing it like I did. I was the first one to do this sort of thing, even if we go over different topics. And have different totals as well.

: I see. And the girl last week was really bad?

Of course, she was one of the most annoying and yet controversial characters I have ever talked about.

: And Topaz has talked about ASTOLFO before...

Which is really unfortunate! He doesn't deserve to be talked about, and I likely gave him too many points. Fortunately much like Uzaki we don't need to think too hard about him ever again.

: If only people would stop bringing him up. He belongs forgotten and in the trash.

Agreed! Fortunately we're with a far better girl today.

: W-wait, you mean me?

: I mean being fair it's not difficult to be better than either of those two... But luckily you aren't just better by default.

Default... The two sweetest words in the English language!

: Quiet you! (You really need to watch that show if you want to add memes, Topaz... Or at least the good years).

But to answer you I do mean you. You're a great girl and deserve more love!

: What are you talking about? I was one of the most popular characters in my series, which I certainly deserve!

That's true, but sadly otaku have seasonal goldfish memory. And your series aired... carry the four... over ten years ago.

: That can't be!

: I know, time is going way too fast. It's hard to believe that it's September already.

I know, and today is the start of school. No more summer sleeping in, at least somewhat.

: That isn't what I mean. I mean what happened that made you wait TEN YEARS to talk about me?

Er um...

*Topaz looks over to Riri, all as the mysterious eyepatch girl confronts him.*

: Don't look at me, Topaz. This is your own fault.

I'm sorry! I guess that I kept delaying you and then it got too long... But please, let me talk about you!

: I am not sure that I wish to forgive you.

Please! I'm begging you!

: Oh~ I do not think that you are begging QUITE well enough...

*She smirks, clearly taking advantage of Topaz's weak state of mind.*

It's not that weak!

: That's only your opinion. But you should obey what she says! She's one of the... What were they... Dodgers!

: I believe you mean “Sadoger”, and that was a real long time ago.

Being fair you're from a long time ago. Granted you at least had some seasons between then and now.

: Did I say you could STOP groveling?!

I'm sorry!

: And do not apologize about every little thing!

I'm... er...

*Topaz gets on his hands and knees, his head touching the ground in front of the mystery girl.*

Please forgive me! I need you to help me do my blog, or at least listen to me as I talk about you! Then you can give me some advice and discuss it a little.

: Hmmm, let me see...

*She steps on the back of his head, rubbing it in the ground in a very dominant way. Fortunately he has so much defense that such sexy methods don't deal damage.*

: I could listen to you drone on uselessly about me, all while referencing terrible facts, but what would be in it for me?

What do you mean? You get to hear my opinion and the score that I give you.

: Do you really think something like that is enough to satisfy me?

*She presses harder, still not damaging him. Well, nothing but his pride, but Topaz lost that years ago.*

Hey, though considering I'm begging with her foot on the back of my head I suppose it is accurate. Not that I mind...

: (To think that Topaz would be enjoying this... Well, I know how I'll be teasing him soon... er, l-let's not think about that during the blog...) So what do you think, why don't you let him blog you?

: I still have not seen a good reason for that...

: Well then, I was afraid I would have to do this, but let me show you THIS!

*Ririchiyo bends over, showing off her huge ass which was barely kept inside her spats. The mystery girl is so much in shock that she even raises her eyepatch in surprise, her golden eye becoming wide.*

: W-what size... You're even bigger than Cecilia....

Do you mean Cecilia's ass, or her HEIGHT?

*The mysterious girl stomps on the back of Topaz's head. This time she deals about 15 damage to him, jabbing him with her heel.*

Ow ow ow! This isn't why they call it a heal!

: That is a groan-worthy joke..

Either that or a reference to the Battle Network game using the wrong term.

: Regardless I am not sure what you are talking about. You say that Topaz caused you to have such a large ass?

: I mean it was fairly sizable even before that...

IT SURE WAS!

: QUIET!

*She stomps on the back of Topaz's head again, in a dominant, non-damaging way though.*

: But indeed. It is because of his blogs that my ass has grown this much.

And not because she's absorbing the ASS-ences of all the girls either!

: True, their asses also grow. It is a strange phenomenon.

: So if I were to get Topaz to talk about me I'd be able to have a bigger ass... Then Ichika would never be able to ignore me!

I don't know. He does seem really dense...

: With an ass that gigantic he wouldn't be able to look away! And if he does I'll just whack him with that!

Like I said he seems dense. He'd probably never realize that you changed.

: That's one dense protagonist.

That he certainly is. But I'll be glad to talk about you and give you an increased ass. Just PLEASE! Let me beg you!

*Topaz's pleading finally gets to the beautiful slender girl. She had put her eyepatch back down, even if you couldn't tell as her picture didn't change. She takes her foot off his head too.*

: Fine then. Stand up and I shall allow you to talk about me. It had better only be good things too!

But of course, as you're a great girl so I don't think there would be any problems. Unlike a certain cow that shall remain nameless!

: Topaz means the girl from last week, not a certain broom-named girl.

: Ah, I know who you're talking about. At least with the one I'm more familiar with.

Makes sense. But that's enough stalling! She's been waiting long enough and as such it's time to announce that...



Heh, I find it humorous.

: What is so funny about my name? Dare you mock me!

Not at all! I wouldn't even consider it, and not just because you're a super soldier!

: Though being dominant he might like that...

Don't give her any ideas! I don't want my legs or arms to break!

: You aren't that vulnerable...

: I don't know, I have some quite tight wrestling moves...

Sounds sexy, but that's more something for Zettai. Just like how you had climbed into his bed!

: Heh, I remember that. But do not think that pleasant memories will distract me from you making fun of my name!

Like I said, it isn't that I found your name goofy or anything!

: Then WHY were you laughing?

Oh, that's more blog humor. You see, earlier in the year I talked to someone named Loran and a girl named Rola. Both of which get their names confused with “Laura” so I found it funny that I was finally doing one!

: I like how you conveniently said “someone” like you didn't have a positive blog on a trap.

I mean Loran is a cool sort of trap. Much better than a French rider or a yo-yo nun.

: Both of those indeed sound terrible.

If only you knew. People need to stop complaining about everything, going crazy over terrible things. Boo horrible controversies.

: If only both sides were killed the world would be much happier.

Agreed! But let's not be distracted. After all we have the wonderful Laura to talk about.

: W-wonderful? I do suppose that my battle prowess is top notch, but to hear someone compliment me about that...

It's not just your combat abilities that impress me! It's also... well, I should keep it for the blog.

: Then let us make haste! I am excited to hear what you think of me!

Excited for that, or to have a huge ass like Riri?

*Laura almost instantly gets Topaz in a headlock, though with a scissorhold as his neck is squeezed by her legs. He squirms but even with her small figure he cannot break through.*

I apologize! Please, release me as I can't get air! Nor do I want to breathe like Zettai would!

: Do not worry, as I would no do something like that to you. You'd probably faint anyway, and then I would be unable to hear about the blog.

Exactly! Now, let us head forward with Laura's information!

*Topaz properly begins the blog. Well, after being released from Laura's tight wrestling grip.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Laura has really beautiful hair, with the length and color both appealing to me. While I do like darker hair I can't say that her grey color is bad, it fits with her character and her IS training outfit matches as well. The length is certainly another plus as mentioned, going down to about Laura's waist but not being so long as to cover her ass fortunately. The straight style looks great on Laura, and I like how it has a good amount of volume to it as well. She also wears twintails occasionally, specifically in the beach episode, which look quite cute too. Her sides are long and reach her shoulders, giving a nice framing to her face and her bangs are also nice. Her eyepatch is worn under her hair so it's only visible around her face, and we can't forget about Laura's ahoge. It starts on the right side, with a sharp angle that comes down to her left bangs. It looks really unique and helps her to stand out. Overall between the pretty color and great length, not to mention her unique ahoge and nice bangs, Laura does extraordinary. I'd say that a hime cut or darker hair might have made her look even better, but she still stands out well!
Grade: A

===Eyes===
This is another area where Laura does really well, but sadly not for my tastes. The eyepatch is something that I dislike, though it does fit with her character really well. Fortunately it also isn't due to an injury and is instead because her left eye is powerful due to being a super soldier. I'll also mention that she has hetrochromia, with a red right eye and a golden left one. Both of these are really good colors and suit her really well (especially the red one) though it is a little unfortunate that her left eye is often covered. I'll also mention that Laura's eyes have an incredible shape to hem, with great tsurime and even a slight mark above to show they're partially closed maybe. She has a couple of eyelashes in her corners but that only brings out the appeal of her eyes further, emphasizing the sharp lines to her eyes. Unfortunately she does not wear glasses, at least as far as I can remember (it's been a while since IS has been relevant, and I sadly feel old as a result) but that doesn't hurt her too much. Overall between how beautiful the shape of Laura's eyes are and the color choices of her heterochromia she does well, and while I do understand why she has the eyepatch I'm still not too big on them. Though the black and slight red color to it works really well.
Grade: B-

===Face===
As you can expect Laura does really well when it comes to this area as well. Granted she isn't all that different from the other IS girls but there's nothing wrong with that as I like the art style. Though I so suppose she is serious most of the time, but even then she has cute blushing moments. I don't usually fall for gap moe like that, but with Laura it works well. Her face is acorn-shaped and she has nice cheeks, with a soft plushy appearance. She does have a somewhat noticeable nose, but it's a simple one with just a line or two so nothing to get too upset over. Overall Laura has a really great face with well done features for my tastes, and her usually serious expressions with the art style are done quite well.
Grade: A

So what do you think of your blog so far, Laura? It's similar to Zettai's but not exactly of course. I hope that you're enjoying it still.

*Laura's face is blushing and looking very cute.*

Cuuutteee!

: W-WHO? ME? Nonsense! I-I would never be called “cute”!

But you have a great face, especially when you're flustered like this! Your facial shape is really good too, as are the other girls in your series. Though you do stand out.

: Y-you don't need to lie to me!

See, that kind of thing looks really good! Very tsun, even if you aren't usually like that.

: It seems that Topaz has a type.

You mean near emotionless with a cute side? I mean that should be anyone's type. Or at least most of the people I know.

: And to think that you would like my hair so much too...

Of course! I love long hair and yours is like the perfect length as I mentioned. Long but still able to see your ass when you get shots. Though we'll talk about that later.

: My ass? Understood, though...

*Laura looks back, as her ass had expanded to a bigger size. Her pants couldn't fit, even with her holding the elastic, as her cheeks had grown so much. She also shows off her grey one piece swimsuit-like outfit, though due to her bigger size it was wedging up between her cheeks. She tries to pull them out, but is unable due to how hungry her ass is.*

Nice Wendy impersonation!

: It isn't an impression or anything!

I don't know. With your ass being that huge you'd make a huge impression!

: Do you mean she'd be memorable, or if she sat down she'd leave a buttcheek imprint?

Yes to both.

: To think that my ass would already grow this much...

I know. But don't worry. We're not close to being done, and there's still plenty to go. Your ass will surely continue to grow!

: It'll become even BIGGER?!

Of course! But let's talk about your eyes next.

: Eh? I thought that you did, though you do not seem to enjoy them very much...

In comparison, but that's more that your other scores were so well done. It's not like a B- is bad either, as you'll have to remember that since you lack glasses you lose out on a full three points.

: That's quite a bit! All that just because I don't look like Kanzashi!

True, but I have a taste for girls in glasses!

: That and the eyepatch causes a bit of a problem.

Not as much as you'd expect, and the same with her heterochromia. Both are cool aspects of her and I appreciate them! They aren't bad at all!

: Well, I'm glad that you think that. But I have something that I am sure you will be appreciative of.

Oh?

: Take a look at THIS!

*Laura then places glasses on, with thick red frames. And not a monocle even though she's wearing an eyepatch, both frames even if it looks slightly silly. The color goes well with her eyes as well.*

: You may appreciate me and rescore me, as I am sure that you wish to give me the points that I truly deserve~

Sadly as good as you look right now I am unable to rescore you. This is something that isn't canon after all, and I cannot count it in the series itself.

: Harumph, unfortunate. But if that is your decision I shall continue to wear these.

Glad to hear that. But for now let's get on with Laura's blog! Before I get too distracted by her lovely glasses~

*Laura playfully adjusts them like a teacher would, which distracts Topaz slightly. Ririchiyo chops his head, getting him prepared to resume the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Laura has a really great build, but she does suffer from not having a lot of measurements. The only listed one seems to be 148 cm for her height, which makes her the shortest among the main cast and that is a good way to look at her. She's the token “loli” of the group, at least for this harem, and that means that she has a mostly flat chest though we'll talk about that later. Laura also has a pear-shaped body, with very nice legs and a certainly nice ass. She gets a lot of sexy official art, so it's good that she shows off what her strongest ass-et is. She even gets a naked apron scene in the World Purge OVA as a part of her dream, which implies that she knows that her ass is a strong point which is quite nice. She could use more ass scenes in the main series, especially the second season which seemed to troll ass-lovers way too much. But do know that her ass is still really great, and overall Laura's loli-like body does quite well with the main issue being that she could stand to show off more (though that could be said for most girls).
Grade: B+

===Chest===
As mentioned prior Laura is very flat. Well, she does have a slight curve when it comes to skintight outfits, but that's somewhat natural and she is still pretty slender. It fits well with her short stature, and makes her pear-shaped body even more appealing. It's a great size but sadly it does seem like she has some envious moments which suck (at least in official art, as it seems out of character for her). Still, overall Laura does well when it comes to her lovely slender chest.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Laura has an amazing amount of outfits that are really appealing. Her usual outfit is a school uniform which consists of a white blazer with black collar/cuffs with red lines, a white collared shirt under that with blue necktie, and big poofy pants on bottom rather than a skirt. It is a good outfit for her, showing off her figure and in general appealing to me. Her IS training suit is much like a school swimsuit, with a grey color and slight neck to it but showing off her body well due to how skintight it is. That said, she also wears an actual sukumizu as well, or at least a hypothetical one (though one later on as well), as well as a black bikini even if she's embarrassed of it at first and wears clothes like a mummy over it. Laura also has bear pajamas, a suit and tie, and naked shirt in the series as far as I can remember. Oh, and I certainly won't forget the naked apron mentioned earlier, that was a great surprise in my research. She also has a sheath on her right thigh where her IS is kept too, which when active is a mostly black mecha suit with red and dark green on it. Official art also includes a yukata, a sailor uniform with striped panties, a maid outfit, a miko outfit, a bunny suit, a Santa costume, and a wedding dress. Overall Laura wears a huge array of outfits, and many of them are appealing to me in general. Seeing her show off her body so well is really great too!
Grade: A-

*We take a break as Topaz looks over to Laura, who is once again embarrassed.*

What's the matter, Laura?

: Oh I don't know. Could it be that you've talked about her in such a perverse way? Including her outfits!

That couldn't be it. It's probably something random. Wait, are there any embarrassing enemies around?

: ENEMIES?!

*She looks around while lifting her eyepatch. Fortunately no enemies are around.*

: That was not it.

Though it seems that you were able to snap out of your stunned silence at least.

: Harumph. You have to do more than say one or two perverse things to get a rise out of me.

Being fair there were probably a lot more than one or two things that I had listed. After all, your slender upper body only makes your lower body seem bigger!

: Er, I-I suppose so. But it is more that I was surprised that you would be that thorough.

I want to make sure that you get a fair shot. It's why I remember to do research!

: I am glad that you looked at everything.

But of course, and I'm glad that I did! You had a great naked apron scene in that one OVA, and your other outfits were great too! I suppose one or more great outfits would have been even better, but you still did really great!

: The naked apron scene... You saw my bare ass...

I know, it's surprising! Especially after how ass-hating the second season was!

: Being fair far too many series have that problem. Plus they were probably able to get away with more things due to it being the last OVA. Maybe at least.

That is true. But your naked ass was quite great! Granted in general you're amazing, even if you're more Zettai's girl.

: I do agree as he seemed to enjoy when he did a blog on me. Though I am glad that you do not mind how... slender I am.

But of course! I'm not the type of person that I was back then!

: Well, not as much at least. He still has dumb moments.

I'm only human. Or at least mostly one, I think.

: Sounds questionable, but I shall ignore it. After all, you admit your mistakes and that is commendable! And also-

*Laura places her fist over her heart, as if to salute and say a military phrase. However, she is interrupted by tearing sounds.*

: Wait, what was that? It sounded like something ripped behind her!

: N-nothing “ripped” behind me!

Whoever denied it, supplied it.

: Not that kind of ripping, Topaz. Well, same location but I mean more that her bottoms burst!

: B-BURST?! Though it does seem like I became even bigger...

*Laura then shows off her fat ass, with her Stratos outfit being completely destroyed by how much her cheeks have expanded. She even bounces her cheeks, her fingers disappearing between the fat folds.*

: I-I cannot believe something like this would happen! Look at how big my ass has become, all because of your blog!

I certainly will look...

*The camera stares at her enormous ass, getting closer as she even fondles her hefty cheeks. Eventually she notices what's going on and slaps the camera away using her massive cheek.*

: What did I tell you about staring?!

Being fair you didn't mention anything. If anything you said, and I quote, “Look at how big my ass has become”.

: I did not mean that literally! Now get your camera away from my ass before I destroy it!

: Please don't. This place isn't well-ventilated...

: I meant with a gun...

Phew, that's a relief. You can keep that for Zettai. But don't worry, as I'm sure that... Whoops.

*Topaz bumps into a shelf and knocks a can of oil around. They are in a repair shop after all, and it ends up landing on Laura.*

: You... Not only did you destroy my precious outfit, but now this one is all dirtied!

: It looks like you're going to have to change. Come on...

: Good plan. I don't want to change in front of Topaz...

*The two of them go to change as Topaz waits patiently. Soon Riri emerges.*

: Wait, you weren't doing the blog while we were getting another outfit for her?

I mean I want Laura to hear my opinions on her. Otherwise it would be boring to just do the blog. Plus I wanted to see what she ended up wearing.

: I don't know... there weren't a lot of options...

*Laura finally comes out from the other room, with help from Riri who had to pull her out. Laura pulls on the bottom of it, as the only thing that she's wearing is an apron. She looks very flustered as there are good shots of her bare ass once again.*

: I can't believe that this was the only available outfit...

I don't mind! In fact even if there were other options I would have wanted you to to chose it over the others!

: Pervert!

*Laura kicks Topaz in the side, with the view from the back. This allowed the camera to show off her plump cheeks jiggling in all their bare glory without worry of anything more, er, “tainted”, to be shown.*

: Thank goodness we don't have to rely on censors! Or localizers!

Agreed! With how bad both are these days they'd probably just replace Laura's ass with rice balls!

: KyoAni still deserves to be mocked for their treatment of Mio's ass in K-On!.

: I would not want my ass to be replaced! How would I sit?

I don't know, but I'm glad that you're getting used to your ass.

: But of course. As a super soldier I must be prepared for all sorts of things!

I'm glad to hear that, so let's continue with the blog!

: Heh, but of course. I was looking forward to it.

*With that Topaz continues on with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Laura has a great personality for my tastes. She's very serious and quite, almost like a kuudere or emotionless girl, but she does have some emotions. Laura was created to be a super soldier so while she is well suited to combat (and enjoys it) she is very socially awkward. But in a good way of course. She seems fairly introverted when not doing what she was created for, being easily flustered at times but she slowly starts to open up and it is very cute. She's also a second lieutenant in the German military due to her origins as a super soldier, even if they were quickly outdated by the IS. In general Laura is a military kuudere type, but she does well with it and the series shows how she slowly becomes more like a normal girl (though not completely, so her previous appeal is still there). Her serious side makes some of the things she says funny but in a good way. To make it even better Laura is voiced by the great Marina Inoue who does a great job with her sexy serious voice. Other characters she's done include Yoko from TTGL, Momo from Hero Academia, Yozora from BokuTomo, Nao from Smile PreCure, and many other great roles as well (including a “fifth” character who is very similar from Nanoha). Overall Laura is an excellent character, being a great kuudere-like military project and super soldier that is slowly understanding non-combat and having a great voice as well.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
Laura dislikes Ichika at first, but eventually becomes one of the more popular members of the harem. She is shown how skilled he is in combat, and gives him a passionate kiss in front of everyone. She also claims Ichika to be her wife, which I imagine is more of confusion on her part rather than wishing he was a trap. Thank goodness. But the line is still very noteworthy as it shows how much Laura loves him, and she makes a few advances such as her dominant wake up with wrestling moves and having the sexy scene in the World Purge OVA. That said, sadly she gets pushed to the side for the mamocentric broom which is unfortunate as Laura is one of the more popular girls in this series. I'll also mention that she has a slight crush on Chifuyu though I”m not sure if that equates to lust (at least outside of comedic moments) and she also gets paired with Charlotte due both to being the most popular girls and sharing a room together. Overall while the series could have been kinder to Laura she still does quite well when it comes to this area, not being afraid to show off her body or make advances herself.
Grade: B

===Age===
Laura is a first year high school girl, which isn't all that bad. She seems to be 15 or so, from what I've seen but I can't see any official Japanese sites with that information either so I'm not sure how accurate it is. Still, overall while there isn't a lot to say Laura still does really well in this area. A shame she doesn't have a birthdate though.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 81
Average score: 9.0
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for this week, so what do you think about it?

: Heh, it seems that you and Zettai are very similar. I believe that he scored me somewhat similar.

Well, in the re-reviews at least. His original one was a bit higher, but like I said you appeal more to him.

: I can only imagine that it would be higher after showing off your bare ass.

That's true. But don't worry as you're still a great girl. I just prefer Charlotte more.

: Ah, so you enjoy wine and antifreeze. Er, where did that come from?

: It's an affect of the blogs, as far as we know. You can make random jokes and references like that.

: So it's not just my ass becoming huge.... Well, bigger at least.

Agreed, both about it becoming huge even if it was big to begin with. Your ass is incredible after all, and having a slender upper body makes it look bigger in comparison.

: That is true, which I know personally. That said, it isn't just her body that you like.

Of course, as if this was just being based on looks I'd be extremely shallow! Laura has a great kuudere personality mixed with cool combat and lack of personal skills. I like that type of girl, even if I'm not very good at describing emotions and such.

: I am glad to hear you enjoy that aspect of me. Otherwise I may have had to do something cruel...

If it's more stomping or wrestling moves that would be great.

: I-It would be? I don't understand.

That's because you're quite innocent, at least as far as your age might suggest. Not that I mind that, as you were created for combat and not social things.

: Talk about Min-Max'd

Still, your cute awkwardness is amplified by your force of personality and confidence. That's not the only good place that your confidence does well, as your perversion is quite high. Even if you think that Ichika will be your “wife”.

: But doesn't the one who proposes be the “husband”?

It doesn't work like that. But like I said I don't mind that type of thing. It helps out your libido with how aggressive you are, as well as all the things that you do with Ichika. The only issue is that you weren't the one to win, which is unfortunate as you were so popular!

: People really want to chose the absolute worst girls to win. They should all just do the BokuBen thing and give “what-ifs” with all the girls winning.

That would be interesting, especially in a light novel as each girl could have a chapter. Though people would still argue over it.

: People argue already, because the world can never agree on anything...

Agreed, which is unfortunate. But let's not think of the idiots of the world. We have a much better person to talk about.

: But of course. Though it seems that you are done talking about all my factors.

That is true. But do know that you're a great girl, and I'm glad to have talked about you. Even after all this time.

: Speaking of which, we still need a way to get up to the space station. Laura, can we borrow your stratos?

: I do not think that it can break the atmosphere. Besides, I was in here to fix it up, so even if I could I wouldn't be able to take you.

Curses. Then again maybe a break from plot would be good for us. After all, I think that it's about time to look at a certain girl that Zettai wanted me to watch the show of.

: I mean that could be a LOT of series.

: Perhaps after I change I'll be able to come with you. It will not be until next week, correct?

Indeed. But do make sure that you have something to cover your huge ass. Not that I want it to be covered but otherwise I'll be too dis... tract...

*Topaz couldn't even finish his sentence as he was staring at Laura's naked apron ass. It didn't help that she was shaking her hips, jiggling her inflated cheeks. Riri bonks him again.*

: Behave!

Fine fine... But we have a silver-haired girl next week too! Well, either silver or grey. You know how my eyes are.

: It's the curse of Satoko!

Oh no! She not only ruined the most recent Higurashi series and became mamocentric but now she cursed my eyes to not be able to see color!

: Do not worry. I am sure your readers understand.

That's a relief. But next time we'll be seeing a certain little sister who is also an artist! And she needs a lot more praise too!

: You mean in general or as an artist?

The general part. But I hope that you readers will enjoy the upcoming girl! She's a specialist in Erom-er, let's not GIVE the answer away~

*Topaz sticks out his tongue and winks in a silly fashion. But for this week the blog ends, so be sure to come back next week!*