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Anime Relations: Maji de Watashi ni Koi Shinasai!

This is the Five-hundredth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We return from where we left off last week. Topaz is in the middle of a mysterious field created by Rin, while Riri lays unconscious at the base of a broken obelisk. Rin is also there, with her lamp of absorbed strength, and facing her is a tall, green-haired meganekko.*

: J-Jade? I've never heard of such a character! And all the characters named “Jade” on MAL are guys! Er, I think so at least.

I'm surprised that MAL was working well enough that you were able to search. Wait, no, characters returned this week (darn, this joke makes a lot less sense now). But you're right. Jade here is a personal creation.

: I was created by Topaz as a part of his series of self-pandering girls!

That's right! ...You shouldn't praise it like that, I suppose.

: It's not wrong though! And from what I hear you not only invaded a fighting tournament-one, I might add, that I was NEVER invited to-but you also used illegal steroids to beat up your opponents and steal their powers!

: Well, it's not quite steroids, but I did use magic!

: Same difference! It's time to teach you a lesson, and not just because you've been beating up my otouto!

: HA! He isn't your “otouto”! It's just his dumb powers making you think that!

: What are you talking about? My otouto's name is “Topaz”!

: … Man, that power is really-wait, no. You're being serious, aren't you?

: Why wouldn't I be serious about my own otouto?

: Seems the pandering goes deeper than I thought... Anyway, what do YOU think you can do to me?

: Beat you up!

: Be serious! I have the powers of FOUR powerful female warriors, plus the demonic powers of Ririchiyo! You'll never-PWWAAAH GORF GORF!

*Jade suddenly cracks the ground below her foot, leaping at Rin with a powerful fist. She interrupts her and sends the over-inflated villain rolling.*

: What were you saying?

: Grrr, a lucky shot. But once I fully power up, I'll be able to defeat you easily!

: You have an extra form? Like with glowing hair and stuff? Great! I thought that this was going to be boring!

: I'll just tap into the power of the four girls and.. THERE!

: That's it? No visual sign? BORING!

: I'll show you whose BOR-

: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUNCH!

*Rin charges Jade, who puts her arm out with absolutely no effort. Still, Rin hits it so hard that she flips onto her back. Jade yawns at this.*

: I thought that this would be an INTERESTING battle. Come on, show me a little big more talent!

*Jade looks intimidating to Rin, her glasses shining in a threatening way. She even flexes her fingers, making a fist and cracking her knuckles. Rin takes a deep breath.*

: You might be threatening, but there's no way that you can defeat me! I am invincible!

: Look, I get that you might be stronger than the average girl. But invincible? I care not for such things! I would punch a literal GOD if I could! Do you really think a puny girl like you has ANY chance against me?

: Of course, as I have the power of FIVE GIRLS! KYAAAH!

*Rin, deciding to use Tomoyo's skills at kicking makes a leaping kick at Jade. However the tall green-haired sister seems to disappear, appearing right behind Rin. She then punches her upward.*

: BEEFCAKE HAMMER!

*With that Jade grabs Rin's leg from behind, crossing her victim's arms over the leg. She then slams down head first, breaking the ground as they land. Rin is knocked unconscious.*

K.O!

: Was there any doubt?

*Jade brushes the dust off her hands.*

: Well, since that's done how about we get started with the reason I'm here?

You mean you didn't come to save me from the horrible villain?

: Well, consider that a bonus. I came to help you celebrate your 500th blog!

Of course! That makes sense as I like doing girls I've created like this! Wait, I should rephrase that... Oh well, my readers know what I mean. And as always, let's get started!



*Unknown to Jade or Topaz Rin's unconscious body starts to twitch.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Jade has beautiful long, flowing hair that I really love. It does have some issues with the length, as the very tips seem to cover her ass slightly though not enough to completely hide her cheeks either (only a small amount of the top). Her hair flows really well down her back, being mostly straight but curving out slightly at about the base of her neck. Jade's bangs are really nice as well, being a somewhat-hime cut though her short sides do mean that it's not completely “hime”-like. Then again there's nothing wrong with blunt bangs as I really like them. Matching her namesake gemstone Jade's hair is also a dark green. While not as great as say, black or purple, it is a suitable color that I enjoy. Fortunately her hair isn't so thick and messy to make her look like a gremlin from behind either. Overall I obviously enjoy Jade's hair, with the only complaints being relatively minor ones.
Grade: A

: You do know it's not like my hair is green 'cause I don't wash it, right?

Of course not. I know that's your natural hair color, and it's a very pretty one.

: Good, as I occasionally get questions about that. Then I usually punch the one that asks it, though very lightly.

Serves them right for thinking you'd be unclean. Though I do wonder if your long hair is ever a distraction in a fight.

: Like if people pull it? Certainly not! I've never even had it cut, which is quite the achievement as I fight girls like Kaede and Lydia all the time.

Girls avoiding hair cuts are always great!

: Certainly! Plus I like having the “handicap” that long hair causes me to have, being careful not to have it touch anyone but not have it affect my combat. Plus it looks awesome as EVER!

I agree, as long hair looks really pretty.

: I meant because it's cool when it sways in the wind, like a super hero's cloak!

That too! But how about we continue onward!

===Eyes===
Jade also has green eyes, mostly matching her hair color if very slightly lighter. Still, it's a very pretty color and makes her eyes look as brilliant as her namesake gem. It's a pretty color, and while three other girls in the franchise have green eyes (Maya, Aoi, and Lydia) they each seem to have a unique color to it. She does have a tsurime, like many girls from this series, with particularly emphasized corners though without (visible) eyelashes. Jade's eyes aren't as narrow as Momoyo, who she is based on, but she still looks very sexy and dominant when it comes to her eyes. Especially when she's about to lay the smack down on some foe. Overall her eyes look really great, both with the color and shape. We can't forget about Jade's glasses though, and while I'm not good at describing glasses she does have a nice pair of thick-framed blue glasses with circular frames. Even when fighting she doesn't take them off, much like many girls in the series. She does need them, rather than just using them as a decoration, but even when half-blind she's a great fighter. As said she does especially well here, looking beautiful on all accounts.
Grade: A

: My glasses are one of my charm points! That's why I rarely take them off, even to train!

Are you sure they aren't actually weighted glasses?

: Of course not, that sounds really silly. Besides, what would that do, make my ears and nose super-strong? But I'm glad that you appreciate the fact that my hair and eye colors are similar.

Of course! It suits you really well, much like your glasses.

: D'awww, you're going to make me blush!

That just sounds cute, though speaking of your face...

===Face===
Jade has a very lovely face, even if that seems to be the part I'm weakest in creating. That's more my own skills though. Anyway, Jade has some of my favorite aspects including small features and a very small nose (as small as I can make it, at least). Being that she's somewhat trim her cheeks aren't too rounded and her chin is somewhat pointed though neither are bad. And being fair that's just because she looks a lot like Momoyo as well. Still, Jade looks really great though I suppose that at this point it's understandable why I love her so much!
Grade: A-

: Don't worry, we realize that you aren't the best artist in the world. We know that you're trying to make all your harem girls a little bit different, all while retaining a soft gentle look.

I do like soft girls...

: Ara, in more ways than one...

*Topaz blushes as Jade giggles at his flustered look. However, her quick instincts realizes something is up.

That's right, and looking next-

: Wait a minute... you're back up, aren't you?

Er...

: I mean YOU!

*Jade turns around and points to Rin, who was trying to sneak up on the duo.*

: That's right! You may have caused me to lose one of my captives and made me unconscious, but I'll make sure to get my revenge! Using Videl's strength as well! HOORAH!

*Rin leaps at Jade, her arm back and ready to punch using the powers of gravity. The meganekko just looks up at her and smiles.*

: Your tactics are no match for me-FORBIDDEN MOVE: FUJI SMASHER!

*Jade reels her arm back and uppercuts Rin, sending her flying with her eyes whited out. The villain then rolls against the ground again.*

WOW! So that was banned because it was powerful?

: Not at all. I dislike using it because it tears up my sleeves.

*Jade shows off her right arm, which was doing the punching. It's shredded all the way up to the shoulder, even if it's not able to be seen in the image.*

That's fair, especially as the readers won't be able to see that.

: Not like anything in particular is showing though. It's just embarrassing that I'll have to tell Natsume I ruined another of her shirts.

I thought that shirt looked a little fancier than you would normally wear. Maybe it's time to go sleeveless, like a lot of other fighting girls.

: Hmmm, then I'd look even more like Momoyo. Or like that Nana Shimura gal. Sounds like a great idea, though I like wearing shirts with sleeves when I'm not fighting.

You do look good in them. Though speaking of which, let's continue with the blog!

==Body==
===Build===
Jade has an amazing body. She's tall, being 175 cm and 57 kg which are very good sizes (especially when her otouto is only 153 cm, meaning she'll marshmallow him with a hug). Her three sizes are 90/58/90, meaning that she has an hourglass balanced figure. Her legs look very sexy, especially her thick thighs which can put her opponent in a sexy hold, and while very strong she's not too bulky either. She's the type that has a lot of hidden muscle, except for perhaps some sexy abs on her stomach (though even then they aren't too “hard” or stiff either). Her feet are sexy, though she doesn't have a lot of shots nor does she wear much to accent her lower body. Well, except for her ass. Her ass is really great, being slightly larger than Momoyo's own peach (hers is 88 cm, though in general Jade takes a lot of Momoyo's measurements), and Momoyo herself has a really nice, big ass herself! Though I suppose that may be a given considering what series she's from and her own “little brother” (even if it's not as ass heavy as it could be). That said, Jade herself has a rare ass-attack in Bite of the Jade Scorpion ♥ (the heart is important). She beats up someone, backs up a bit and blows a kiss, then does a standing leap and flip to land ass-first on her “victim”. It's surprising that such a soft, squishy ass can be used as a weapon, but I wouldn't mind being hit by it sometimes. Overall Jade is a beautiful and sexy woman that's pretty much flawless, with a fair amount of chest and ass service plus other appealing places as well. She's perfect for a guy who likes obscenely strong yet still incredibly sexy and curvy women like me.
Grade: A+

: I'm glad that all my training has given me a body that you consider “perfect”.

Well, it's difficult to create a character that will cater to me well and not make her an outstandingly beautiful one. In fact some other areas I've had to kinda lower due to you being created specifically to cater to me.

: Don't worry. I totally understand. I'm glad to look so great!

You certainly do! So what do you do to train?

: Just the usual.

Don't tell me it's sit-ups, push-ups, and plenty of juice.

: No, and it's not that Saitama's training either. It's hard to describe, but I do a lot of crunches and running as well as strength training. I have to keep myself in shape, after all.

Why do you say that?

: W-well.

*Jade looks nervous.*

: Don't tell my brother this, but, er, genes and stuff... I want to keep my youthful appearance as long as possible.

I'm not sure what you're talking about.

: Well, Mom is, er, genetics and... Well, let me put it in PreCure terms. Zettai's girls are more like Fresh PreCure, where all the mothers are beautiful, while Topaz's is more like Smile. Sure, there's lovely ones like Chiharu or Ikuyo, like how Aunt Aya and Maeka's mother Chizuru are really beautiful. Then again there's Mom, who is more like Tomoko... Well, save about 4-5 kids, of course.

Hmmm, sounds like you have a mother sorta like Deku...

: Yeah! Exactly! Like Inko! I suppose that I fear looking like that when I get older, so in response I exercised and now I'm SUPER powerful!

And I imagine like Tomoko and Inko your mother has green hair too!

: Right! But that's enough talking about Mom. Let's get back to me!

Great plan!

===Chest===
Jade is very busty, much like a lot of the girls in the series as well as her creative-proxy Momoyo. At 90 cm she's pretty busty, though she's about average for the series with a pair of D-cups. Like many of the girls she is also very into giving paizuri, both to please her little brother and getting pleasure herself due to her sensitive chest. She also teases her brother with her large breasts quite a bit as he likes them so much. Jade also has small nipples, or so I'd assume considering I don't have “proof” but I do prefer that type of thing. She does show off her chest more than her ass, which is somewhat unfortunate but I don't mind all that much considering that she's so beautiful and fair. Overall it's possible that Jade is a relic of a past where I was more mamocentric, but I don't mind as a lot of her more recent ideas have been helping her out.
Grade: A-

: I am glad that your friend understands and respects your girls.

Well, it's not like you're irritatingly mamocentric either. But I do thank him for that.

: Hopefully he'll understand if I want to pamper my little otouto after the blog, right?

*Jade winks at Topaz, flustering him.*

W-well, I suppose that some girls are able to reward me like that. But I'm sure that it would have to be off screen and not implied. Hopefully we haven't already jinxed it.

: Do not worry. I'm sure that you'll get quite the enjoyment after this blog is done. Ufufu...

*Topaz swallows nervously, eventually continuing with the blog.*

===Clothes===
This may be Jade's worst area, though I suppose that as her creator I can put her in anything. That said, I'm not a good artist. As a result her default outfit seems to be a green karate uniform, with an orange belt (not due to that only being her rank but because that's what came with the outfit). She does seem to wear a lot of casual outfits, much like Momoyo does, and Jade can be put into many types of outfits as well. That said, I'm pretty indecisive when it comes to what sort of outfit she should wear. Cute outfits, such as gothic lolita outfits, might be too jarring with her tough and sexy appearance. Jade also prefers outfits that are easy to move around in, which might eliminate things such as suits that are too stiff. Then again, bodysuits and other tight outfits including small shorts would suit her well. Mmmm, there's a lot of outfits that Jade can wear, but sadly as her creator I'm not exactly sure what sort would suit her well. It's a big decision, but do know that Jade still has a lot of potential to grow.
Grade: B

: And there's a lot of festive episodes as well, at least with what Topaz imagines. Yukatas in the festival episode, mikos for New Years, and a lot more! I especially like the black bikini!

Sounds sexy, and I'm guessing that's for the beach episode?

: Of course, but there's more than just one. There's a small arc with Haruka's introduction as well as Aunt Aya's, and then after the harem has been recruited completely!

Very nice, though hopefully it's a lot more fair than some other shows.

: Don't worry. It's not like Souta has fanservice...

I meant more that it's not mamocentric.

: Well, a little. But asses still get great close ups! Even I show off my sexy thong ass a lot, like when I suplex a shark!

Sounds dangerous! Much like a train, perhaps.

: Sharks aren't that powerful, as they're weak to fighting! That said I will also state that most of the assier girls like Himawari and Charlotte, not to mention the more mature Mari and Selvaria get great shots too!

Very good!

: Mwaha! While you two have continued to talk about perverse things I was able to recover!

: Again? It's barely a fight now. What, do you have good drops to farm or something?

: I'm not sure what you mean by that, but I'm prepared for-PPPWWAAHH!

*Jade sweeps Rin's legs, tripping her.*

I thought Garland was the one that was supposed to knock everyone down...

: Who said that's the end of the attack?

: But tripping is a terrible strategy! H-hey, come back here!

*Jade takes a few steps away from Rin, looks towards Topaz and blows him a kiss.*

: Here comes your favorite attack, Topaz. And I'm sure your readers will like it too-Bite of the Jade Scorpion ♥!

*With that Jade makes a standing jump, flipping in the air. She lands ass-first against Rin's face, hitting so hard with her fat ass (which jiggles in the tight pants she's wearing) that it cracks the ground under them. She then stands up, dusting off her ass as Rin lays there with a smile.*

I'd be smiling too...

: Of course! Heroes always smile, and that's why I'm grinning most of the time!

That's not what-er, never mind. Let's get going with the blog!

==Mind==
===Personality===
Jade is, by all means, a girl created specifically to appeal to my fetishes. The fetish in particular she represents is the “strong blood oneesan”-type, explaining why she has so many similarities to Momoyo from Majikoi (who I have mentioned quite a bit throughout this blog). Jade is so similar that the two even share a VA, though in Jade's case it's purely hypothetical. Anyway, she would be voiced by none other than Yuu Asakawa, the voice of Rider, Chisato, and so many great beauties that I like. She'd probably use a really seductive and dominant voice for Jade as well, which sounds amazing. Anyway, getting to Jade's personality, she's a really powerful fighter. One of the best too, able to destroy the enemies invading even before getting magical skills (and even then she prefers to use physical attacks). Jade is also one of the strongest girls on her side in Super Shimai Wars, a hypothetical game. She has high stats all around, good offensive-based and tanking skills (including a passive that increases the damage done and heals her for a certain amount when she defeats a foe), and has almost no downside to using her (there's the availability issue, but other than that I can't think of a good nerf to her). She's also a college girl, though I'm not quite sure what she studies (it was just an excuse for her slightly late appearance into the series). Jade is pretty laid back, but usually positive like heroes should be. Though I suppose that it may cross into “psychotic” due to battle lust sometimes, but I still really enjoy her. She's a great friend, older sister, and character that appeals to me really well. Jade is, in essence, a perfect character to me but the reason is that she was created specifically to appeal to me. While she's incredibly great, she's not in anything official and was created just for my sake which means that I don't want to give her a maxed score. I want to give other girls a chance, after all.
Grade: A-

===Libido===
This might come at as a surprise to some of you, with Jade not getting an “A” here. I suppose that it's reasonable that she is quite perverse now, playing with her lucky younger brother quite affectionately and often. She even waits for him to arrive home each time he has fun with other girls as well, due to the two sharing a house. So she's not only perverse herself but she's understanding that the rest of the harem needs fun as well. Jade also pampers her otouto quite well, fulfilling his fetishes very well. However, that's the present day and the two had lived their whole lives together before that (at least before Jade went to college, but that's fairly recently and she soon returned). That means that there were ample opportunities for the siblings to get “together”, opportunities that Jade did not use. Sure she teased him playfully, but his virginity went to his “winner” Maeka instead. Not that I have a problem with that as both are beautiful meganekkos, but it is unfortunate for Jade's case. Still, she certainly hasn't lost any steam and will play with her younger brother at any opportunity she has. Oh, and I'll also mention that she gets a lot of shipping with her reverse trap friend Natsume and friendly rival honor blade Kaede too.
Grade: B+

: So you dislike it that I allowed Maeka to pluck my otouto's “cherry”?

That's not quite how I'd describe it, but that's a good point. Also, other than a total harem ending you wouldn't quite win.

: One of the few battles I'm alright with losing. Then again...

*Jade presses against Topaz's side, blowing and nibbling on his ear. He flusters from this.*

H-hey, I said that this should be after the blog and off screen.

: Yeah, but if I'm not aggressive I might lose you. Or worse, lose points. How about I do something that you'll really enjoy?

*She then pushes Topaz down, sitting on his lap. She wriggles her fat ass, bouncing in a very sexy manner.*

: How about this? I'm sure that your readers won't mind me doing a little of a lap sitting, would they?

N-no, but I'm a bit worried with....

: Don't worry, enjoy my ass to your heart's content.

*Jade whispers into his ear.*

: Besides, I'm strong enough that it wouldn't matter what you do. I'll beat you up, ride you to our heart's content, and the whole time I'd humiliate you. Doesn't that sound fun, Topaz? Not that it matters, you have no choice in this matter. I'll rape you hard, and you'll enjoy every minute of it-huh?

GWERK!

: Already?! You're even more of a lightweight than my brother.

S-sorry...

: No worries. Besides, it looks like you got a level from that. A silly method, but at least your health is fully healed.

*Indeed, and Topaz also gained 15 Defense and 5 Max HP.*

So that's what the girl does to Link in his adventure... wait, that joke hasn't been over used, has it?

: Perhaps. But do not worry. I'll make sure to train you to be my ultimate lover! There will be no rest for you after the blog ends!

I'm beginning to see why the girls needed to unseal you... How about we continue with the blog?

: Certainly. Once it's finished we'll finally be able to be alone.

*Topaz swallows nervously again, but resumes the blog.*

===Age===
Jade is, sorta surprisingly, only 18. I would have expected her to be older, but no matter as it's not like the series has a shortage of older girls either. 18 is a really great age as well, especially when you include that she's a blood older sister and her brother is a 14 year old shota (and that she has incestuous feelings towards him). Probably the only issue is that she's just barely above 18, whereas there's many other girls who are older than her. Her birthday is also August 31st, much like Momoyo, meaning that she has a great month to be born in.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 92
Average score: 10.2
Final Grade: A-

And that's the blog for this week.

: Hmmm, so even when a girl is created to appeal to you they still cannot beat your “waifu”.

I suppose that I was a little rougher on you than I would normally be. Don't hold it against me, please.

: Ufufu, don't worry. I'll hold SOMETHING against you. And I'll be as rough as I want to be...

*Topaz looks worried again, swallowing while flustered.*

: Kah hah hah! You're so much fun to tease, you know! But don't worry. I know that we need to get out of this area. Now that the blog is done I can easily carry us all out! Do not worry, for I am here!

Swooon~

: Stop your swooning this instant, Topaz! I still have Ririchiyo's power, and-

*Rin appears to have demon wings, but she is stopped in mid-sentence as Jade appears in front of her.*

: Topaz and I were talking, so can you kindly be quiet?

: FOOL! You've played into my hand! Now, to just use this lamp-

*Rin aims the lamp at Jade, but the tall sister is too much for her.*

: CIRCLE! SQUAD! PUNNNCHH!

*Jade punches Rin in the stomach so hard, hitting the lamp with so much strength that it breaks, that Rin is pushed backwards. Jade then seems to punch in a circle around her fist, though moving at such speed that it doesn't look like the one in the center has moved at all. She then follows it up with an uppercut from her left hand that slams Rin against the walls of the valley, causing the cliffs to get huge cracks. She falls unconscious on the ground.*

: I sure hope that's enough to put her to sleep until we get back.

I hope she isn't dead. That would make for a bad joke.

: Don't worry. I still haven't used my full power!

That just worries me about your power... But thanks for saving me.

: Anytime, my sweet otouto. I just hope that you won't forget our little promise!

Certainly not!

: Good then. Let's get back to where you guys left from.

*Jade picks up the two unconscious girls, though Riri awakens in her arms.*

:W-wait. What just happened... I remember getting attacked by Rin, and then.. then...

She stole your powers, and apparently you fainted from it. She must have used her obelisk against you as well.

: But there is nothing to fear, as I am here!

:What's the meaning of this, Topaz? I thought that you weren't going to do girls from your harem because they'd break the curve for the other girls!

True, but this OC tradition needed a bit more meganekko to it. Plus she saved us!

:Then I shall apologize, Jade. I shall write-er, practice my penmanship, which may happen to be a long letter of apology.

: Thank you for that. Now, let's get back!

But how?

: Like this: HOOOWWAAAAHHH!

*Jade punches the air with such force that reality is split. In reality May and Hiroko helped, but they want to keep Jade thinking that she did it on her own so shhh. The four of them soon land back in the arena, though it seems that the battles are over.*

: WHAT THE? Not only have the two girls that mysteriously left returned, but now there's a tall girl in the center stage!

:We left?

I think that Rin set up an illusion of you two fighting, so when she fell unconscious the images went away. They must have considered it a mutual forfeit and the matches continued!

: That's right! Wait, that was an illusion? Nevermind. Here, let us crown our new victor!

:I may have returned to this accursed place after many years, but I am surprised that I have become the champion.

:Probably because Topaz already blogged you so he doesn't have to worry about you appearing in future competitions.

Shhh, don't tell people my secrets!

: Well, since Morgiana won she's able to fight Aldra now.

That's still a thing?

: So the reward for winning is MORE FIGHTING? That's my kind of tournament!

:Maybe you'll be able to come next year. Wait, no. I don't want to even THINK about facing you...

: Wah hah hah, that's fair. Maybe I'll take a break for a year. But don't think that this is the last you've seen of me, Topaz!

Certainly not. I'll be seeing you plenty later...

: Ufufu...

:Topaz. What happened while I was unconscious?

N-nothing...

: All's well that ends well-wait, where's Rin?

*Everyone looks around, but Rin is nowhere to be seen.*

: I just had her! Don't tell me she's planning another attack.

I imagine that after that last blow she'll never become a force of evil again...



: You're right. I'm sure that she's being taught a lesson!

*The three of them start leaving the stage.*

Well, I suppose that this is where we part for now. At least until the blog ends.

: Makes sense, and it's always good to see you. Hopefully we'll meet again!

*She waves as she walks away, with Riri and Topaz returning the wave.*

:Likely, as Topaz probably wouldn't put the effort into creating your image if it wasn't going to be reused.

Shhhh. Anyway, we have to think about who to talk about next week.

:I figured that you wouldn't have had a plan. And don't just look around like a cartoon character picking out a name-

Hey, this looks kind of good.

*Topaz looks at a perhaps familiar poster.*

Look, it's an “All-franchise idol show”! That should be interesting!

:More overly convenient if I would call it anything.

Don't be too picky. Now, let's see who will be here next Thursday. Ah! It's a strawberry from the planet strawberry!

:The voice actress?!

Nope. Instead it's a lead of a long-running idol show. She sure looks good with her blond hair with red ribbon.

:Jeez, just tell the readers who she is!

Well, let's just say that I've done her best blue friend a long time ago, while Zettai talked about her model brown-haired friend with a cool birthday as well...

:Wait, is this the same idol that Zettai talked about her mother?

That's the one!

Anime Relations: The iDOLM@STER Live For You!, The iDOLM@STER, The iDOLM@STER: 765 Pro to Iu Monogatari, The iDOLM@STER Shiny Festa, Puchimas!: Petit iDOLM@STER

This is the Two-hundred-and-seventy-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

==Previously, Topaz has been climbing the tower of an idol company, hoping to get a song that turns people into zombies taken off the air. We finally begin this blog just as he arrives at the manager's office...==

Secretary: I'm sorry, you can't go in there.

Kotori? I should have expected you here. Why can't I go in to see Ritsuko?

Kotori: She seems to have been swamped with a lot of scandals about idols recently. She told me not to let anyone in unless they have an appointment.

Well, perhaps I can change your mind if...

*Kotori raises her hand.*

Kotori: Don't even think about writing a blog about me. No one wants to read about a C-Christmas cake like myself....

Nonsense, I'm sure loads of people would and-

Kotori: Plus you don't have a rough draft of my sheet and you wouldn't do a blog without that. AND you'd mess up your carefully-planned Arc end if you moved your favorite idol to next month.

That is a good point. I'm sure many people came to read about Ritsuko so I'd better give them what they want. But how do you know about my blogs?

Kotori: Woman's intuition! *opens a newspaper to hide her blushing face.* Anyway, you still can't see her without an appointment.

????: Well, luckily we have one!

*Both Kotori and Topaz turn to the purple-haired loli.*

Riri!

Ririchiyo: That's right, I've finally done my job of being your assistant and made an appointment!

Good job Riri! *Rubs her loli head, barely messing up her hime cut. She blushes as a result.*

Riri: I-It wasn't anything. I figured that you would have been DUMB and not made one so I made one while you were missing!

*Kotori rustles through papers.*

Kotori: Indeed, there IS an appointment for a one "Ririchiyo Shirakiin". Go ahead inside, but watch out for the Puchi.

The... Puchi?

*While discussing the matter of appointments, a white haired and head-banded chibi character fell asleep in front of the door onward. It snores cutely.*

Awww, so cute!

Riri: Psst, which one's that? I've forgotten.

I don't blame you. That's Takanya, Takane's puchi. Even I forgot about discussing her during Takane's blog. Well, it's more that I wasn't thinking of referencing the Puchis at the time, but still. Now let's gently move her...

*Topaz bends over to move Takanya, but a gleam appears as her eyes open. Suddenly it jumps up and kicks him in the face with a vertical kick. She even hits him with her other foot on the rebound. He staggers back with a bloody nose.*

Riri: This is no time to be turned on by a chibi's panties, Topaz!

This is an injury-based nosebleed, not a perversion one!

Riri: Oh, and then why is KOTORI's nose bleeding?

*Indeed Kotori's nose seems to bleeding like a near-waterfall of pink.*

THAT would be a perversion one... But getting back to Takanya, how are we going to get past that SPECIAL move?

Riri: What, did it make you see SAKURA? (This isn't the time to make jokes, Riri. Now everyone will know you watched such a perverted show!)

Fortunately it did not, though sadly I don't know what to do next...

*Takanya makes a noise and scribbles on a sheet of paper. She then holds it up.*

Sign: Grumble Grumble

*Takanya then lowers it and both Topaz and Riri hear her stomach growl.*

That's a great idea, Takanya!

*Topaz leaves the room and purchases a bowl of ramen from a vending machine as well as using a water-heater to cook it. He then sets it on a nearby table and wafts the scent towards the puchi. She wanders onto the table and does her "Pose of acquiring Ramen", essentially just spreading her arms over her head as well as she can, and begins eating with determination and cuteness.*

Riri: I'm surprised she'd eat vending machine ramen.

I guess she was really hungry, but it won't give us much time so onward!

*Riri and Topaz enter Ritsuko's room. There they see her slaving away at papers.*

Ritsuko: I thought I told Kotori not to let anyone in.

Riri: Don't worry, we made an appointment.

Ritsuko: *sigh* I guess I'd better listen to you then. Go ahead and take a seat...

*Topaz and Riri move papers from two chairs and take a seat before Ritsuko's desk.*

Ritsuko: So what can I do for you, and make it quick.

I want to do a blog on you, and also-

Ritsuko: A blog on ME? Aren't you sure you want another one of our idols? Perhaps Takane, or Azusa? Both are bigger than I am...

But you're BETTER!

Riri: Plus he's already done BOTH of those girls. Yukiho too.

Ritsuko: Wait, Yukiho too? That's a coincidence. All three of them have scandals going on. *glares at Topaz* You didn't have anything to do with them, did you?

*Topaz is nervous* O-of course not!

*Ritsuko catches his lie.*

Ritsuko: NONSENSE! You look JUST like this guy Azusa was with last week! *slams a scandalous newspaper on her desk in front of Topaz.*

Riri: I KNEW I had to watch you. Look, you're dating some dumb busty girl! *tosses the newspaper at Topaz's face. He holds it up and reads it afterward*

H-hey, this is from last week! We were just in THIS building, and she was just helping me find the stairs!

Ritsuko: That... actually is a fair excuse. What about the guy who fell into Yukiho's hole and was never seen again?

Also me, though as you can see there's not a scratch on me. Well, excluding the nosebleed but that's more Takanya's fault...

*Ritsuko writes quick notes on a piece of paper for later.*

Ritsuko: Your eyewitness reports are PERFECT then, you're really helping solve some of these scandals. Just one more; speaking of Takanya, or at least Takane, what happened in that Ramen shop that made all those customer's ill?

Gas leak.

Ritsuko: That sounds sort of farfetched...

Riri: You can't lie like that Topaz.

I'm not, plenty of gas leaked right out of Taka-

*Ritsuko interrupts him.* Alright, alright. That's a bit too much information, I don't want to know in case I'm questioned. Though you ARE right, there was a "gas leak" in a certain way. *finishes writing* And with that, my workload is finished!

That's good to hear! It means you've got plenty of time for the blog now!

Ritsuko: *sigh* I guess I can be talked about. Go right ahead.

You heard her everyone...



Head
Hair: Ritsuko's hair is a very nice shade of brown. I do like brown hair as it's one of my favorites. As far as length her hair is about... medium, possibly? It's hard to tell as her hair is usually up. Usually it's either in braided pigtails or in a high-bun. Personally I like the pigtails more, though I'd prefer if they were a bit more Moemura and less old-fashioned burger icon. We do at least see her with more shoulder-pigtails (IE: ones that rest on her shoulders rather than sticking up like a couple shrimp) as well as with her hair down in the credits for her episode. It goes about to her shoulder blades, if you're curious. She also seems to have two antenna, though they're less obvious when her hair is up. In a past picture we see her as an idol with a ponytail, though this isn't how she is in the games (sadly). Her sidecurls go to her shoulders which is nice so I predict that her hair down is about the same. She has straight bangs but not a hime cut (both because it's not dense enough as well as her side curls not being thick enough as well). I blame her part, though it's a lot better than in Xenoglossia. I really dislike the M-style of bangs she has there.
Grade: A-

Eyes: I mainly know Ritsuko from the Slice of Life show so I see her more as a brown-haired girl than one with blue eyes (which is great as I like matching eye and hair colors). Her eyes are also nicely puni-looking as is the case with most of the idols. She does have an eyelash in the corner, though that's not too big of a problem. Sadly she doesn't have a slope though, I wouldn't mind her with a Tsurime...
Of course, we can't forget that Ritsuko wears glasses. Not only that, but she PERFORMS in them and is rarely seen without them! There is one card without them, but I assume that's because people are dumb and at least it's a SR. Still, boo that. As far as the glasses themselves, they're a somewhat thick-framed pair with narrow lenses. Not so narrow that I can't see her being able to see through them and at least it covers most of her eye as well. Though on occasion, like with a lot of full-frames, she'll be drawn without the top frame so you can see her eye more.
Grade: A

Face: Like the other girls this month Ritsuko has a generic A-1 face. Soft-looking and with a small nose (even if it's implied to be larger than shown by her glasses) but still not all that elegantly drawn. It's especially bad in Ritsuko's case, not because her glasses are some magnet for failure writing, but instead her episode was especially shoddy it seemed. Something just seemed.. off, and they seemed to overuse certain angles (like three-quarters top-down view shots) far more than they should have. That said, she's still a pretty girl and I shouldn't complain too much.
Grade: B

Body
Build: Ritsuko is 156 cm tall and weighs 43 kg. Her measurements are 85-57-85 as well. As you can see, she's probably the most "balanced" girl in Idolmaster as her bust and hips are the same measurement. And it's a fairly sizable measurement at 85 in each, that's about the bare minimum for my "A" rank as well. Unfortunately for her, "minimum" doesn't work as well when you have girls like Azusa or especially Takane to show you up, and Ritsuko looks more slender than anything. Nothing wrong with that, and she DOES have a nice body, but her curvier costars seem to show her up here. I will say that her butt is nice and round as well (as it should be, she was in second hip-wise until Takane blew the rest of them out of the water), at least as far as I can tell.
Grade: B+

Breasts: As stated before, Ritsuko's bust measurement is 85, and that's just enough for an "A" rank. Bare minimum, but there's nothing wrong with that. She doesn't compare well to Takane or Azusa again, but she's medium-sized as far as the show goes. While not as bouncy as Azusa in Puchimas, Ritsuko is fairly "boing-boing" (though Chihya still respects her and doesn't bite).
Grade: A-

Clothes: Ritsuko occasionally wears an idol outfit, though it's much rarer for her to do so. It's only about in "her" episode as she's filling in Azusa and then the finale. The former being a pink and white one that doesn't show off her body all that well as the chest isn't exaggerated and she has a somewhat-tight skirt but the pantyhose is a nice touch (even if it is pink). The latter is a blue and white outfit with a frilly skirt and a shooting star-like strap. To practice she wears a green track suit with it being zipped up and her sleeves pushed up to her upper hands. She also wears at least three bikinis, all of which are some sort of green pattern. Sadly in the show she wears a mini-jacket to hide some of the shape of her chest, but the official art helps. In fact, there's one magazine spread that's JUST Ritsuko in nice clothing!
However, Ritsuko isn't an idol and instead is a manager. Because of this she tends to wear a SUIT more often. I love girls in suits, especially dark ones like Ritsuko wears (it's a nice navy shade). Under the blazer she wears a long-sleeved white blouse with a ruffled collar and on bottom is a matching skirt, though sadly not a tight one. Unfortunately she doesn't wear a tie, let a lone a necktie, though she does have a white ribbon around her neck. There's also another office-like outfit as well, being a white long-sleeved shirt with blue stripes and a tight black skirt with a big belt. It looks very business like as well, and while I like her suit more I expect this to be cooler during the summer months. Even Ritsuko's casual outfits are great!
Grade: A

Mind
Personality: Ritsuko is the type of business-minded girl any company would be happy to have. She's both smart and cool and can stay focused under pressure. She also likes putting things in order and analyzing data (really, these are things her official profile says she likes). She's mainly nice but can be demanding and hard on those that need it. She'll even work someone to the ground! Especially shown in her episode where the two girls Iori and Ami try the same thing on her (though that also backfired for them). She'll even scold the producer if he does something wrong. But it's not like she's played up like a villain either, she's just trying to get the girls to work up to their potential. Not only that, but it's not like she's money-grubbing either so despite being hard she seems only concerned with getting the girls famous and nothing more. She probably knows how hard it is to be an idol as well, considering she's a former one herself. She even has a group of fans that stay loyal, coming to her surprise concert when she filled in for Azusa.
Ritsuko has an above-average voice. I like some of her songs as she has a nice pitch as well and most are pretty fast as well. Her pitch is good in general as well, being right above "average" for me (though my pitch tastes are lower than some). Her voice actress, Naomi Wakabayashi, surprises me by even being a meganekko herself, and Ritsuko is one of her two biggest roles (the other being, surprisingly, Kudryavaka Noumi from the Little Busters).
Grade: A

Libido: In the show proper it seems to be more that Miki going after the Producer while Ritsuko doesn't concern her with such things. However, there's a good amount of fans that would love him to go with Ritsuko instead and this is how Puchimas seems to portray it as well; even Ritsuko's puchi Chicchan gets overly excited when she got patted by the Producer. She's a bit tsundere for him though, not in a bad way though. It's more that she facepalms to idiotic things that he does but still retains her genuine care for him.
Other pairings I've seen for Ritsuko are Kotori and Ryo. Kotori mainly because they're both staff in the shows and I imagine that's the reason. I'm not sure, I haven't done a lot of research as I'm not big on the pair. Ryo however, I wouldn't mind. Sure they're cousins but any girl willing to put a teenage boy in drag I imagine should have a nice libido. Blame my perverse fetishes! Oh, and I guess I should mention her love of penguins in Xenoglossia. I haven't seen the show myself but I've seen her hugging another girl in a penguin suit for some unexplained reason.
Grade: B+

Age: Depending on the point you are in the franchise, Ritsuko is either 18 or 19. I only know her as a 19 year old though. She's a great age, though I'd say that 20 is my limit for an A+ so unfortunately she doesn't surpass that. Also, her birthday is June 23rd.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 90
Average score: 10
Final Grade: A-

Wow, that's a surprisingly great score! I'd better change it...

Riri: Hey, what are you doing? I thought you liked Ritsuko!

I do, but with images being denied I don't know if I can give a great score like this. We haven't had this occur yet.

Riri: It'll be fine. Just add a link. Like this.

That's a great image AND idea, go glasses adjusting! And with that, this blog is complete!

Ritsuko: Wait a minute. You didn't just want to blog about me, right? Because if you did you could have done that without me. Though I do appreciate you asking for permission.

Riri: How could we be so forgetful! Topaz, the song!

Oh yeah! There's been this song called "Kill Topaz" that's been turning people aggressive towards me! We heard that this company had something to do with it, so we came to ask you to stop it.

Ritsuko: Kill... Topaz? That doesn't even sound like a song one of our idols would put out. Even then I'd have to sign off on it. *looks through papers* Ah, here it must be. Eh?!?

*All three are surprised that the notice was signed by a "Ritsuco Akusuchi".*

That's not your name at all!

Ritsuko: Obviously someone wanted you to suffer, and enough to sign my name incorrectly off on it. And apparently the idol's name is just an alias as I've never head of this.. "Patchebel" anywhere. She's certainly not part of 765 productions, at least.

Riri: So you'll take that stupid song off the air?

Ritsuko: You bet I will! Our company won't be suffering any more scandals at this rate! *raises fist to show passion.*

Glad to have that figured out then. Well Riri, I guess it's time for us to close out this blog. Thanks for being such a good sport as well as my favorite idolmaster girl, Ritsuko.

Ritsuko: Always glad to meet a loyal fan.

*Riri and Topaz both leave.*

Anime Relations: Highschool of the Dead, Highschool of the Dead: Drifters of the Dead

This is the Two-hundred-and-thirty-fifth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz continues to run from an attacking beast, panting as Himari's continues to chase him. Her eyes are bright red and her body seems to be more shadow than anything right now.*

pant pant... I've got to find a place to c-catch my breath! *continues to breathe heavily.*

*Exhaustively, Topaz takes a corner too tightly and falls into the room on the other side. Luckily Himari doesn't see the swinging door and continues to barrel down the hallway. As Topaz staggers further into the room he notices a delicious scent.*

T-this is a lovely scent.

*After saying this, Topaz falls face-first on a soft, padded area.*

???: Heh, you're like your one friend aren't you? That's my butt, it probably doesn't smell that good.

*Topaz looks at this girl he unfortunately fell on to apologize and sees an extremely beautiful woman cooking.*



I'm sorry! I'm sorry! *Topaz pulls away from the girl's exposed buttcheeks and bows for forgiveness.*

: No need to bow to me, though I appreciate it. Now, I wonder what a person like you are doing at a high school.

*Topaz tells Saeko the story involving his blog, the villains, and Himari currently going after him.*

: Sounds like you've had a lot of problems recently. However, this "blog" thing intrigues me. From what I've heard it's pretty painless and actually quite fun.

Where did you hear that from?

: Saya.

Well that does make sense. And really? It's been since 2011 that I had written a blog about a Highschool of the Dead girl? I suppose that it's been a while since the show aired and I'm not reading the manga, but still. With a girl like Saeko that I really like I should have done her sooner!

: Now is the perfect chance to correct that mistake.

You're right, and that means...



Head
Hair: Saeko has very beautiful hair. It's long, flowing, and dark-colored; all things that I'm very interested in. Her hair goes about to her waist, if not a bit further. It is also usually kept free, waving around as she goes into battle. Especially because it's a pretty purple color as well (with the anime being at least a bit darker than the colored manga). That said, there are times where she has it up. I'm not a fan of (hair) buns but with hair this long it makes sense to put it up in the bath. She is also known for having a ponytail. I don't mind this AS much, sure I don't like it as much as when she has her hair down but TDBs like Saeko can easily pull off the ponytail look so I won't complain. I will complain about her hair looking somewhat dome-like. The sheen of light doesn't help either. I can see why they have it in the first place but it makes her bangs seem too solid. Speaking of her bangs though, I'm not a fan of those either. It might be personal taste but I could imagine Saeko looking even better with a hime cut (yes, I know that my love for that hair style is eternal, but seriously. She's got all this samurai background and personality that I can see that she'd pull it off well). Maybe it's because the middle of her triangle-shaped ridge points at her nose. Her sides are a good idea, but they don't frame her face as well as they could. They seem to stick into her face. The hair directly in front of her ears is better though, going down to her chest. When all is said and done though, I am a fan of Saeko's hair even if I brought up a few flaws.
Grade: A-

Eyes: Saeko's eyes are really nice. They're very narrow but at the same time they're also fierce-looking. It's like she has a constant state of glaring at someone (though it fits her well). She also has a very noticeable tsurime, another plus. Her eyes can also look pretty seductive. Finally, her eyes are a bright blue in the manga (or at least the covers) while in the anime they seem to have been darker (much like her hair, and the colors are even somewhat similar as well).
Grade: B

Face: This is probably Saeko's weakest area. Not that her face is terrible or anything, it's just that I'm not a huge fan of the faces by this artist. As you can probably tell, he makes very noticeable facial traits, including noses, which is something I'm not a fan of. She's also known for her pink lips, at least in the manga. Saeko also has a pointed chin. Otherwise I can't think of many problems and Saeko is a pretty gorgeous girl. However, I can't say that she's A-quality or even B+. At least her embarrassed face is cute, though.
Grade: B

Body
Build: Did you see that image earlier in the blog? The one from behind, with Saeko in the near-naked apron? Do I really need to say more?
*sigh* I suppose that I should. Saeko's body is nearly FLAWLESS, and whatever small flaws she has are mostly ignored. Heading down from her head we start with her neck. While she has her hair in a ponytail we can see her beautiful nape, and even with her hair down her neck is probably the most perfect one I've noticed as far as width and height go. Her collar and shoulders are equally as nice, though you start to see the one flaw I can see Saeko having. She's a somewhat muscular girl, but in a good way as she completely retains her feminine form. Heck, in some images her abs are even muscular which isn't common in anime. I prefer a flabbier middle, but I wouldn't say no to Saeko's firmer belly. Lastly, while they aren't as focused on as other parts of her body Saeko's legs are pretty lean and have a nice shape to them, and her feet are pretty as well.
"But aren't you forgetting-" All in good time my fans. You'll notice that I didn't mention her figure at all. I was waiting until now to say anything. Height-wise Saeko is 174 cm tall (about 5'8½") which also makes her taller than even the lead male Takashi. Not by much (only about 2 cm), but I do prefer girls to be taller than the guy. She also weighs 56 kg (or about 123.5 lbs), though I don't have a preference as far as weight goes (as long as it doesn't impact the body figure itself). Now for the moment you've likely been waiting for: Saeko's B/W/H ratio is 83/56/86 and she wears a D-cup (that's about 33-22-34). Surprisingly enough, Saeko's HIP measurement is her largest. And what a hip measurement it is. In fact, I would say that Saeko's big butt is in my top five of ALL ANIME. It just looks so soft and round that I'd love to use it as a pillow. Not only that, but in the OVA her butt jiggled and twitched in such a beautiful way at one point. Even Saeko's waist seems to emphasize her backside, making her hips curve very beautifully between her chest and hips. Seriously, Saeko's butt is PERFECT and thanks to that I couldn't give Saeko anything worse that a perfect score for it.
Grade: A+

Breasts: If you don't know, despite being called "Highschool of the Dead" the series is probably known more for the busty girls in the series than anything else. At least, that's what got me to watch it. Saeko, as a female character, definitely doesn't disappoint here. Her artistically-sized 83 cm breasts look wonderful in both medias. I do prefer the anime though, they look a lot softer. ESPECIALLY in the OVA where the lucky lead gets a handful fondling of her soft breasts. There's also the bounciness and seeing them in action. It does make the "boob physics" scene look ridiculous though, as a bullet passes AROUND her breasts as they jiggle back and forth (though HotD is a silly series in general). Surprisingly, despite there being bigger breasts in the cast as far as I'm concerned Saeko is the perfect size. The others skirt (or surpass, in Shizuka-sensei's case) the limit to the size big breasts can be without looking bad. Saeko is "just right" for my tastes, in other words. Pretty much the only downside, other than her occasionally being too jiggly (as said earlier) is that we don't know exactly what her nipples look like. The OVA just gave us a short glance at them and even looking back it's hard to tell what they look like (as her swimsuit was still on, just moved slightly).
Grade: A

Clothes: Saeko originally begins with her high school uniform. It consists of a white shirt with green stripes and collar, black bow tie, and long green skirt. She does tear the skirt though to make it easier for her to move around. Underneath she wears very erotic underwear, as seen when she gets soaked at one point. Her bra is a lacy black one that not only supports her well but makes her breasts look even more delicious. By all means, I prefer that part in the anime more JUST because you can see her bra easier. However, the "real" star is a bit lower. You see, Saeko also wears a THONG. With a butt as good as she has the combination is nearly deadly. Not only that, but at one point in the series she wears JUST that thong and an apron, probably one of the most erotic outfits EVER. Though she did leave where she was staying wearing it, something I don't approve of (as it's more an outfit to wear in a more private situation). Currently Saeko wears a more customized version of her uniform, keeping the top while changing the skirt to a black one that shows off her entire right leg. She also wears a belt for her sword and female boots with heels.
Finally, there's a few temporary outfits that Saeko wears. First is a tank top, given to her when her clothes get wet. Because her bra also got wet its a great outfit and looks nice. She also wears a kimono at one point, a very beautiful blue one. There's also a variety of official art or other outfits, but really the main important one is thongapron. That trumps nearly any other outfit, but I would like to see it return as well as Saeko wearing more outfits with that much punch.
Grade: A

Mind
Personality: Saeko has many traits of a TDB. Things like being cool and collected for one, even in the face of a zombie apocalypse she acts like the mature "adult" of the group. She's also very skilled with her sword and is the captain of the kendo club (at least, when it existed). She even is able to retain her grace in battle (well, boob physics aside). At one point in the manga she throws her umbrella up, cuts a zombie and catches it again before it hits the ground. She didn't even get wet despite it raining at the time. THAT is how graceful she is. In other words, she's a TDB and an honor blade, so why isn't she higher?
Because she's not really an "honor" blade. She's more of the pragmatic and vicious type of anti-hero. She really REALLY enjoys cutting up zombies. That said, if I was in that kind of situation I'd be glad to have a woman like her beside me, but it's still frightening. She's made some attempts at learning how to use a gun (from what I hear), but her main weapon is still her sword. It helps that "they" are only attracted to noise so a sword is easier to use. The reason she likes being in combat is because she was nearly raped as a child. She was able to beat the attacker off with her wooden sword, but injured him severely and awakening the side of her that is a bit sadistic. Saeko needed Takashi's help when she felt that she shouldn't be allowed to go on as she can act mindless herself. The psycho side of her is what lost her points, but I still really like Saeko's personality. Humorously, the English dub actually pronounces her name like "Psycho" which is a pretty funny touch.
As far as voices go, I really liked Saeko's. I say "liked" as it was one of my first encounters with Miyuki Sawashiro's voice and it was a really elegant and beautiful one. It's a perfect voice for TDBs, at least in my opinion. However, now that I've seen a lot more I can't think of Saeko as being "unique" anymore. Especially because I've noticed a certain trait of Sawashiro's in that she sometimes sounds like she has something in her mouth (like marbles or something similar). Still, it's a great voice and is probably the most perfect one Saeko has. I can't say much about Taylor Hannah, but from clips I can see that she did a fairly good job (not outstandingly so, but enough to keep me interested).
Grade: A-

Libido: Saeko seems to have a fairly high amount of libido. However, she also has a sadistic side. And not necessarily in the dominant style; there is a meme where she became "wet" from fighting and killing off zombie attackers. She's the type of girl that seems to enjoy giving pain is what I'm saying, and I'd be partially scared of that.
That said, Saeko DOES have a lot of good points. She's the main rival in the romance between Takashi and Rei, even though many more fans would prefer her with him. But even if they don't get together Takashi is Saeko's reason to continue fighting.
That's also not counting the OVA, but to be fair I don't know about how canon that is, both for Saeko's personality and it's place in the timeline. It's also unknown what really happened in the shrine where she and Takashi were alone, but who knows if that has something to do with this area.
Grade: B+

Age: Well, the title is "Highschool of the Dead" and Saeko is a student. Thus, she can't be much older than- wait. You're saying that, like last week, Saeko is a stunning EIGHTEEN years old? That's right, we did TWO high school senior girls that turned out to be 18 in a row. I wish that more series gave out ages like this.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 90
Average score: 10
Final Grade: A-

Congratulations to Saeko for getting such a high score. This means that she'll be awarded with a lovely image!

: Let me guess then, you want me to bend over and show cleavage, don't you.

As appealing as that sounds, if you don't mind I'd rather take an image of you bending over the... other way.

: I see then. Well, enjoy this image then!



*nosebleeds*

: A-are you about done? Just because I offered to show you remember I'm still a girl.

Don't worry, with a body like that it won't be hard to forget.

???: What shan't be hard to forget!

*Suddenly Himari appears in the doorway.*

: I had regained my senses by doing what I THOUGHT was pursuing you Topaz. Little did I realize that you were actually HERE, gallivanting with another busty girl! When will you learn, or shall I have to educate you?

*Saeko shoves herself between Himari and Topaz, her sword unsheathed.*

: Don't worry Topaz, I'll keep this girl away from you. YOU THERE! Himari -was it?-, I had heard that you were after Topaz so I'm here to defend him from the likes of you.

: *Draws sword* Ohoho? It seems that Topaz has found another foe for me to defeat. Hopefully you'll be a better opponent than that foolish shinobi from last week!

Girls girls! Both of you are beautiful and likable! *Topaz steps between them and spreads his arms out to block them from charging. However, his hands accidentally grasp a breast of each.* Excuse me! I'm sorry!

: I see now! Topaz doth not want to see such females like us to battle with our steel. Instead, shall we engage in an encounter of a more "carnal" nature?

: But for me, fighting is "carnal". *smirk* But I can see what you mean. Perhaps we'll tease Topaz here to see which one of us is better. *blows into Topaz's ear while hugging him close and putting his arm around her body*.

I-I don't think that's a good idea!

: *starts hugging Topaz as well* I think that it is a glorious idea. Or art we not beautiful enough for you?

No, both of you are tall, dark, and beautiful girls...

: Ohoho! I knew you'd say that!

: Well then, off with THESE!

*Saeko and Himari strip the pants off of Topaz. However, he seems to disappear the minute they take them off his body.*

: Eh? That was unusual...

: Our target appears to have been spirited away by some type of sorcery. A shame as I'm sure he'd enjoy our sexy and busty bodies.

*Elsewhere*

Anime Relations: Maji de Watashi ni Koi Shinasai!

This is the Hundred-and-ninety-seventh week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.



Welcome back everyone! For those that don't know, last week we faced off against Quattro once and for all. At least, I hope so. But anyway, with her gone I've decided to make a more proactive approach with Brawler. However, I realized one big problem...

I have no idea who she is.

*Suddenly Topaz over hears a conversation*


: And so she was all KABOOSH! AND BAM! AND PUNCH! *Kyouko continues on, making motions with every word. One of her companions seems more interested than the other..*


: WOOOWWW!! There's really a girl THAT strong taking challenges down by the river? No one would be able to defeat her!


: Shouldn't you be studying now that school has started, Kyouko?


: Eh, I'll just grab notes from someone smart like you!


: T-The world isn't judged by smarts, Kotomi. That's why we have friends. Also sorry for snapping at you. I hope we can still be friends...


: 'Sides, I'm PLENTY smart!


: If you think you're so brainy, perhaps you could give a definition for "Exposition".


: Er....


: What about "Lampshading"?

*Kyouko rubs her temples with her fingers*

: All this thinking has made my head hurt... And I'm hungry too!


: W-W-We can all go over to my house for s-snacks! *beaming*


: That sounds like a delicious idea!

*The three leave.*

A girl that is beating up challengers down by the river? Sounds like a perfect girl to be a "brawler"!

*Topaz goes to the river. He sees a crowd of female admirers with one girl towering over most of them in the center.

I should have expected this...

Anime Relations: Popotan

This is the Hundred-and-ninety-second week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Ahh, with all of the things that have happened this year, especially recently, I finally have time to kick back with a nice Visual Novel...




: Empry, this is no time to be playing Visual Novels!

: No matter how nice and sexy the meganekkos are in it.

: It's Meganekko Day, so the people demand a blog!

I'll get to it eventually.

==Time Passes==



Ohhh, what a lucky guy...


: Personally, I'd rather be the girl. Look at those breasts! I'm sooo jealous!

Er um er....RIKA *covers computer screen* How long have you been there?


: Enough to know you're a dirty pervert when you think you're alone. But then again I knew about that already. I've read your conversations after all. "Oniisama" my butt, I'd kick him if he'd try those kinds of things ...

Er, could you let me play by myself?


: I suppose so. You don't want to "corrupt" a cute loli with your disgusting erotic games after all. Topaz just told me to remind you that today's meganekko day.

S-sure, I'll get to that eventually.


: Then I won't be coming back.

==Time Passes==




: Now come on! There's not even meganekkos in that one!

..But Fate...


: Okay, fine. It's got a good story I bet. Still, as Meganekko Day is almost over, you'd better get to work!

You'll never get ME to do work! *leaps out window*


: REALLY EMPRY? REALLY? THIS FAR OF LENGTHS?

*Topaz eventually makes it to a school that he doesn't recognize*

Huh, I seem to be lost. Though as often as I leave my house that's not surprising...

*I look around the strange campus until he sees a meganekko.*

All meganekkos are friendly! She'll surely help me. HEY YOU!

*The meganekko ignores Topaz*

HEY, YOU WITH THE GLASSES!

*The meganekko still doesn't respond and continues to walk away. Frustrated, Topaz stomps up to her and grabs her by the arm. She's shocked, but doesn't speak out. Instead she snaps her fingers in my face, counters the grip and pulls me inside the school.*

Hey! What are you going to do with me?

*The meganekko makes strange movements with her free hand as she pulls me up stairs and to a room. The only other person in the room is a strangely familiar pink-haired girl. It's then that Topaz realizes that he's a long way from home...*

This is the Hundred-and-fifty-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome everyone to the third year anniversary special. I'm glad to have had so many fans (read: a handful of loyal ones) that have been reading from the beginning, and I wouldn't be here today if not for them. So I thank you, readers. To show my thanks, have a blog about one of my favorite manga girls.



Head
Hair: Kogane's hair is great. It's nice and long, and a black color. Well, in the colored pages it's more of a dark brown or purple, but since this is a manga we more often see her with black hair due to being in black and which. Not that I mind dark brown of course. As for length, it is at least reaching her waist which looks great.

Unfortunately Kogane's hair is a bit of a disappointment in certain ways. Rather than being nice and straight, it's big and fluffy. She also unfortunately has it up for the finale. She also has "eartails", a pair of twin tails that are on the upper sides of her head rather than in the back. They're also expressive, meaning that they move when she's feeling shocked or other humorous emotions. While I don't mind expressive hair or eartails, it's the little things that I have to judge, but don't worry as Kogane's hair is still terrific and very nice! I'd prefer to see it down more though.

Grade: A-

Eyes: Kogane has very pretty eyes. They always seem to match her hair (no matter what color it seems to be), and I like girls with dark colored eyes. Her eyes are very cute and rounded, and are topped off with a pair of very cute glasses as well. She has large-ish eyebrows to the point where they're noticeable but I wouldn't say that's a bad thing.

What IS a bad thing, and a horrible idea from my outlook is in the first chapter. Kogane gets FORCED to wear contacts for a mixer. She's even compares it to sticking something up her *beep*, though her sister complains that she should have just said "eyeballs" and not a word that would be censored. I obviously hated that scene. When the title of the series is Megane-chan, YOU DON'T UN-MEGANE THE LEAD IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Fortunately the love interest was able to convince her that she should just wear glasses instead and for the remaining 8 chapters she never put in contacts. It's just that the first chapter that I wanted to punch the mangaka for, but I shouldn't as she's a nice woman.

At least she was able to repay me by giving Kogane a great reason to wear glasses in a public bath.

....

She wanted to stare at the nude girls.

....

Is there any question why I love this girl so much now!
Grade: A-

Face: I should probably name the female mangaka before I continue. She's Kaworu Watashiya, most known as the creator of Kodomo no Jikan. This is pretty obvious, as Megane-chan's design is similar to Kodomo's design. The characters are very cute, and the designs are soft and squishy looking. There's small noses, and very nice contours. Overall, a great facial shape.
Grade: A

Body
Build: Kogane is EXTREMELY SEXY for my tastes. I mean seriously, there's only a few bodies that I'd like more. If I had to compare her body to another girl, it would have to be Arima Senne, who has one of my favorite bodies overall! Both girls are delicious EVERYWHERE! Legs, stomach, butt, everywhere! But aside from that, they both appear to be the "sexy pudgy" type as well, as both have bodies that are sexy but don't make their breasts look oversized either. In addition, she also shaved for the beach episode (completely, no less). Overall, a incredible body.

Grade: A

Breasts: Kogane has great breasts as well. I'm not just talking about how huge they are of course (though it does effect her score here as well), but her "milk bags" have other wonderful pluses to make them a favorite pair.

First off, they're often shown off. With a underwear shopping, beach, public bath, and festival chapter, they're shown off a great amount of time. Secondly, as I said before this manga is written and drawn by a woman. One that really does nipples well, I might add. Kogane's nipples are great and small, and rather than draw on the areola it's just shaded in differently which I will say is my favorite way of portraying them. Kogane's breasts are also nice and perky but with a gentle, "realistic" slope if she's not supporting them well enough. They also look incredibly soft. Her softness is even used in story to win over a pair of younger twins.

The final reason that I love Kogane's chest is hot cucumbers.

...

Yes, hot cucumbers.

........

What, you haven't heard of them? Allow me to show you:

Grade: A+

Clothes: Kogane is an employee at a convenience store. Because of this, she is most often seen in the official uniform for that store. It consists of a long-sleeved white blouse, an apron, a fairly long but still good looking skirt and a tie. I would complain about the tie not being a "necktie" but it still extends to her chest so I won't. She also wears a name tag, or so I assume (it isn't filled in due to not being essential).



Kogane unfortunately doesn't wear a naked apron, though it is referenced (once by having a "underwear apron" in an imagine spot and another imagine spot she's only shown from the navel up. Outside of her uniform she wears mainly casual and simple clothing (she doesn't dress to impress, but I still love her casual wear). In the beach episode she wears a nice bikini, though being strapless is a downside as I like my girls to have support (and I'm sure that Kogane wouldn't have minded an additional strap if it meant that she wouldn't lose her top. I'm not complaining). During the festival chapter, she wears a "bandaged" top, an open jacket and a type of underwear that I wouldn't know how to describe (there will be an image later). She also wears a long sleeve kimono near the end as well.

A small running joke in the beginning is how Kogane doesn't always wear matching underwear. She buys them in bulk, so in the second chapter Akane (her younger sister) takes her underwear shopping. While trying on bras, Kogane means to underestimate her chest size, calling for a F cup (which produces a reaction from the crowd), but actually spilling out of it meaning that her sister asks for a G cup (and whatever the book says, Kogane's chest size is NOT 70). It gets so bad that Kogane wishes to just wear a Nubra and Nupanties (note: they don't make Nupanties).

: Stop saying such horror stories! If she wears a tight bra her breasts will get sore and her back will hurt as well!

Don't worry Nayu. As I've shown before, she does eventually get a nice, gentle set of matching bras and panties, so the problem doesn't show up.

: That's good, and it might have a compensation effect and make her breasts bigger.

Not that she needs it, of course. and here I was thinking that if I sent Rika and Topaz away that I'd be able to do a perverted girl in peace...
Grade: A-

Mind
Personality: Kogane is an eccentric character. She's nearly always cheerful and silly. She often says what's on her mind (most often perverted things) as well. As I said before, she works at a convenience store and is a cashier. She's in love with her coworker, though she's shy enough to not be able to admit it to him. Even if she loves to stare, but that's for the next area.

Kogane has a bit of a tsundere relationship with her younger sister Akane. They do care for each other. However, Akane often plays the straight man to Kogane's absent mindedness, which usually ends in her yelling or hitting Kogane. They don't fight though, it's just used as comedy and it works very nice. Akane even starts working at Kogane's store so that she can take a good look at the Senpai that she's fallen for and tries to get them together.
Grade: A-

Libido: As if you haven't noticed, Kogane is EXTREMELY PERVERTED!


Seriously, she loves to take things in a perverted way, and loves to nonchalantly say a perverted thing or take things in a perverted manner. Usually this causes her to get told off or hit by her younger sister though.

However, she does have a hard time with guys and is more shy around them (well, shy for her I mean). She even admits that not every woman needs a man and abandons dating in general. However, in the final chapter she finally gets her love interest as both of them were too shy to come out with their love if not for a heartfelt confession. Before that, she starts to get "wet" when thinking of him after an incident at the beach, if not before.
Grade: A-

Age: At first I thought that Kogane's age was unknown, and the only way of telling how old she was is judging whether or not her younger sister is in high school or middle school. However, upon reading it again it very obviously calls attention to the fact that she's over 20 years old and has never had a boyfriend. Perfect reason to give her a nice A ranking.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 95
Average score10.5
Final Grade: A

So that's Ms. Megane-Chan herself. And with a whopping 95 points, she deserves a nice reward. I mean, when my waifu Senne is the ONLY girl who has beaten you, you deserve a nice reward. And since I promised the festival outfit, here it is:


The only downside to Kogane is that as much as I love her, the only way I'll see her again is if I re-read the nine chapters of her far-too-short manga (only 9 chapters). Fortunately within those nine chapters I was able to fine nice enough images to add here, but I'd like to see a continuation, but that as well as fan art is a pipe dream. Maybe an anime could do it justice, but with just 9 chapters a short OVA would probably the only way I could see it occurring.

And don't forget to read all of the guest blogs. Due the the amount of them all, I gave them to Rika and Topaz to work on. You can find them Here, Here, and

Here.

Anime Relations: Koihime†Musou, Koihime†Musou: Gunyuu, Seitoukaichou no Za wo Neratte Aiarasou no Koto - Ato, Porori mo Aru yo!, Shin Koihime†Musou, Shin Koihime†Musou: Gunyuu, Minami no Shima de Bakansu wo Suru no Koto - Ato, Porori mo Aru yo!, Shin Koihime†Musou: Live Revolution

This is the Hundred-and-forty-second week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. As you know, I'm Topaz...

: And I'm Rika mii~

..Wait, what are you doing here?

: And a fine howdy do to you. What a way to welcome your assistant for the day.

I didn't mean anything bad about it, I just, er, expected the other Topaz to be my assistant today. I mean, we had practiced it so well.

: Oh, you were going to have her give you another video game character then? It seems that she left here fairly quickly, uttering some nonsense like "The extra stage boss is one!" "Why so many illusions!" and "Ten Desires is the bestest game ever!". Honestly, you should be proud to have me as an assistant.

Er, I suppose I shall then..

: So speaking of "Ten Desires", why don't you talk about your most desirable character?

So you're not up for me blogging about you then?

: I appreciate the thought, but no. So anyway, this most desirable character is?

Well, it obviously would be Arima, but I've done a blog on her. Then would come more meganekkos that I've blogged about and...

: FINE THEN! Non-meganekko character. Whatever!

Well, as far as beauty, there's only one I can think of...



Head
Hair:
Kan'u has jet black hair, and it looks so smooth and shiny as well. As a "swordmaster"-type character she usually keeps it up in a ponytail (okay, so she uses a weapon more polearm-like, but still). The base of the tail has a ornament of some sort keeping it tied and has a thin ribbon as well. Her hair has a pretty Arabian nights feel to it due to this ornament. I don't usually like ponytails, but Kan'u's is definitely a good exception. Maybe it's because the sides of her face are still framed nicely (and one side is kept very long, which is really nice). Her hair length even goes past her knees. She's definitely known for her perfect hair, and if she had a hime cut or her hair down more (it looks EXTREMELY GREAT down) she definitely would've had the ever-exclusive A+.
Grade: A

Eyes:
She has nice eyes, which are a golden color. I like the anime version more than the VN version, but both are a nice contrast to her dark hair. The difference is that the VN one doesn't show as much "softness", and you know how I feel about softness. Either way, she's full of energy and emotion, and has great eyes. She unfortunately doesn't wear glasses though...
Grade: B

Face:
Kan'u is known as a beautiful bandit hunter. However, there's a running joke where when people actually see her they're underwhelmed. I don't see it (though it is a bit different if I was in universe, I can see). Kan'u has a great soft face, and is quite nice. Though her features are noticeable, they aren't overwhelming as they could be. Also, she can have cute emotions as well. She has such a cute, yet strong smile.
Grade: A

Body
Build:
Kan'u's body is EXTREMELY SEXY! Really! She's got one of the best bodies in Anime in my opinion. She's got darn fine legs and butt. She's got a pleasantly shapely body. She's got a flat stomach. She looks thin, but also has the strength of many men (a great feature, I hate it when anime shows muscle mass). I could go on about how attractive she is, but EEEE! SO! AWESOME! Kan'u is probably the closest to a perfect body I'll find. So attractive <3. There's even a chibi form of her in the ED, so she's adorable in that as well!
Grade: A+

Breasts:
Unfortunately, Kan'u's breasts are a bit too big for her body type. They're big and melon-like, and are possibly a bit too perky. But you know what? I LOVE THEM. Despite her having out of balance anatomy-wise (on occasion), that's a great thing about anime girls as they don't need to be perfect all over. A thin girl can have large chests and no one would bat an eye (well, they'd still be stared at, but you know what I mean). Plus the perkiness definitely helps me like them. In the VN there's even a common position where she holds herself, and props up her breasts even more. She definitely makes her breasts look good, and she's certainly bouncy as well (though it's understandably more obvious in the anime). She's even naked a lot, and thus we know that even nude she has great breasts <3.
Grade: A

Clothes:
Kan'u's main out fit is an elaborate green and white outfit that is quite difficult to describe. Going downward, it consists of a green neckline with yellow decor. She wears a necktie as well, which is read and white, alternating down the middle and has a few diamond shapes on it (I love busty girls and neckties <3). Her main "top" is sleeveless with detached sleeves to further show off her armpits. The top of her, er, top is white with vertical stripes (which make her breasts seem even larger!) which continue to about her nipple area (estimated). From there, it seems like she has a green cloth breastplate going down to her waist. From there, she has a very short skirt and nearly perfect thigh-highs that make her legs look delicious. She does wear pure white underclothes, but I don't care about timeline problems if I'm getting delicious fanservice.

In the OVA's, where the feudal time period is exchanged for a "modern" school setting, she also has a cute outfit. She starts with a cute hat that reminds me of a band instructors. She has a dark blue over jacket with a lighter blue collar. Underneath is a white long-sleeve shirt with blue cuffs. She unfortunately doesn't have her tie, but does have a green bow instead. She still has a short skirt (though blue rather than black) and thigh-highs. She's also got a lot of VERY nice bikinis, as seen in the OVAs, and has even worn the outfit of another character (Rin Rin). That, as that character is in fact a loli, she promptly BOUNCED right out of <3. She's also dressed up a as a waitress and maid (official art counts for the last one!)
Grade: A-

Mind
Personality:
Kan'u has a personality you'd think she'd have if you look at her. She's a strong fighter, and has a great sense of right and wrong. However, she's also stubborn in her beliefs and doesn't trust opponents well. She's a deredere-type of Tsundere, being cuter in public but harsher underneath. That's a generalization, though, she's not a true "tsundere" like other characters. As said before, she's a strong fighter, and uses her Green Dragon Crescent Blade quite a bit. She even has bandits go after her, thinking she's an easy mark. Little do they know...

Speaking of bandits, Kan'u has had a very bad past with them. She had them kill her family at a young age, and especially her brother who gave his life for hers. Now, in addition to being distrustful of all bandits, she's got a bit of a big "sister" complex, and will defend her "sisters" Rin Rin and (eventually) Ryuubi. Overall, she's a great character if you like honor swords as well (or at least that's what I call them...). Overall, a good character, and one I'd have in my top 25 characters (though how much of that is her body is debatable...).
Grade: B

Libido:
As far as the anime is concerned, Kan'u is a virgin which gets discussed quite a bit. Her male relationships don't usually work either. She does attract the eye of Sousou, and eventually goes to bed with her (nothing happens-in that way, anyway). She does seem interested in a sexual relationship, but nothing really gets anywhere. She's also easily flustered when it comes to perverted things which is cute.

Unfortunately, as slow as I am at playing VN's, I can't say how well she does in it. I do know, though, that there are LIKELY scenes of her with the male lead. She's even the canon pairing, as she's the one that's picked if you choose a tie between characters. She's slightly obsessed with her new lord, but I don't mind it as much.
Grade: B+

Age:
I would presumably say that Kan'u is indeed over 18 (she's in an H-game after all). But even if that's not enough proof, there's the fact that she's often mistaken for Rin Rin's mother.
Grade: A-

Total Grades: 90
Average score:10
Final Grade: A-

Congratulations Kan'u, you've gotten a glorious image. Now I can show of her body to everyone <3!



Y'know, since I'm in such a generous mood, I'll even post another, NAKED image of Kan'u....

: Wait no! If there's too many images, the blog will explode! Plus not everyone will enjoy having naked images on a blog!

So I'll spoiler it. Besides, it's not like anything is showing or something. But here you go folks:

Anime Relations: Sasameki Koto

This is the Hundred-and-fortieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

: No, no. They're like normal ones, but you know how angels have halos? Those are reforged into fr-
: Oh, nevermind. They're back.

Already? I guess that's the problem with having Meganekko Day on a Wednesday. Normal blog day still happens. Welcome back, everyone! Today we'll be looking at a girl from a show I watched last year, and decided to wait until today to blog about. Just because she's quite awesome!



: That is a fairly poor image, Topaz.

I suppose, but Sasameki Koto doesn't really have much art, so I had to take what I can...

Head
Hair: Sumika has great hair. She has long black hair, and it goes all the way down to her waist. it's also fairly straight, and is only really held up in special occasions. One example is the beach episode, where she had it in a ponytail. But in a very sexy one, like most dark haired beauties have (think of Mai from Kanon, for example). She also has her front sides in a braid manner at one time, not unappreciated by all means. Anyway, she definitely has some of the best hair I've seen, but a lack of a hime cut does mean that she doesn't get a perfect score.
Grade: A

Eyes: Sumika has very cute eyes. They're sort of grey, which is a very nice color that compliments her uniform well. I would say that they are on the side of being too realistic, but Sasameki Koto is a non-serious show so there's also plenty of chibi-like moments to prove it isn't that realistic. Also, her glasses are also great, mostly having a full frame but having artistic license to show her eyes completely, which is fine. I love thick frames as well <3.
Grade: A

Face: At first glance, her face appears fairly plain and not cute. Well, I mean more of a not "cutesy", she certainly is cute but not in the small and fragile way. But then once you start watching the show, you begin to see all the emotions Sumika has (and the majority of the main cast as well). Such cute puni-style emotions almost at random, I love when a show doesn't keep it's "realistic" style. But anyway, she's certainly a cute girl, especially when she blushes! She does have sort of large features, but they don't stand out as much as in other shows.
Grade: A

Body
Build: Sumika does have a fine body. She's got long legs, and a pretty good shape overall. Unfortunately, most of the scenes where we see that nice body she's not wearing her glasses (the horror!). Also, due to her long legs she's also really tall.
Grade: B+

Breasts: While her breasts aren't "huge", they're still pretty good sized for a teenage girl. In fact, during the beach episode, they separated into "busty" and "flat" groups of three (you can guess which she went into xD).
Grade: A-

Clothes: Usually Sumika wears a school girl uniform (which makes sense, being that this is a school-based romantic comedy). The uniforms are a light blue, and are somewhat suit-like (blue vest with a white shirt underneath and a pleated skirt). She also has some mighty fine Thigh-highs. The only problem is that it's topped off with a red bow tie as opposed to a necktie, but that's the breaks. She does wear a different school uniform when cosplaying at a con, and it is a nice dark blue one with a white collar. She's also worn a maid outfit, a gym uniform (complete with bloomers), and a very nice blue bikini.
Grade: A

Mind
Personality: Sumika is a very masculine girl, and is good at sports and such. She's a tall, cool beauty, and also has a black belt at 15! She's the class representative, and is very well respected. Then again, she IS a black belt, it would be hard not to respect her. She's a bit of a snark, but that's always great. She's also a bit quiet, so she's got great "favorite character" flavor for my tastes (if I had seen her earlier, I probably would have). She also can't cook. Like to the point of having food EXPLODE!

Unfortunately, she does have a fairly heavy crush on her best friend. She's not directly a lesbian, as she hasn't come out and said anything yet (though others around her know about it). I suppose it would be difficult for anyone to not want to ruin the friendship for love, but she certainly should do it! Her daydreams are often played for comedy as well (one character commented on it, and Sumika told her to stop looking into other people's fantasies).

Finally, while Ayahi Takagaki isn't one of my favorite VA's, she does do a good job at Sumika. She just does her voice so well; deep but keeping the cool beauty style of Sumika's voice.
Grade: A

Libido: To say that Sumika is perverted is a bit underestimating her perversion. She frequently daydreams perverted thoughts about the girl that she's fallen in love with, Ushio. Unfortunately, she's unable to admit her feelings to her as even though Ushio is a lesbian herself, her type is the more cutesy small and fragile types; Sumika, as said previously, is the exact opposite. A lot of the story is due to this moment, but there's still plenty of yuri moments. Sumika is very perverted, however she does bat for the wrong team (so to speak), so I have to lower her grade a bit.

While Sumika has only a single love, that doesn't mean that she doesn't have people who are attracted to her. I mean, in universe. There's the yuri fangirl of Azusa that doesn't quite have a crush on her, but is still jealous, and Masaki who does admire Sumika as well. Masaki is interesting, as he was able to get a date with Sumika. Indeed, I said that correctly. As yuri as Sasameki Koto is, there is at least one male character (though he is a trap more often).
Grade: A-

Age: I thought that she was a high school student, but sources that I have read have shown that she's actually 15 (which is unfortunate). I suppose that she is sort of tall, so I'm not completely at fault...
Grade: B-

Total Grades: 91
Average score: 10.1
Final Grade: A-

: She reminds me a lot of a younger, more perverted Yomiko. Awesome!

Indeed she does! And much like Yomiko she's getting an image. I'll even let her think of a image. So, Sumika, what should I use for your image

: Hmmm....

: Hey, stop looking into other people's imaginations!

Anime Relations: Kanon (2006)

This is the Hundred-and-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome to the second week of...



This week, we'll be looking at my personal favorite character from Kanon.



Head
Hair: Mai has very long, dark blue hair. A very wonderful combination for my tastes. Her hair is usually free in the front, and it extend past her shoulders. She has a slight raised area in front, and she usually has a ponytail. The ponytail has such an adorable ribbon as well. Also: rabbit ears are cute.
Grade: A

Eyes: Mai has very majestic green eyes. Her tsurime is very good, showing off her emotionless look perfectly. Of course, being a KEY-based anime does hold mention.

But what really gets me is in the last episode. As it turns out, my favorite Kanon girl got a little better in that episode (to me, anyway). Why? Isn't the reason obvious?

You see, occasionally, Mai here wears glasses. Now, it's not all the time, so she doesn't really qualify as a meganekko, but even if she only wears them to read it's still good enough to get points. Even if they're not very stylish (they kinda make her look older, but old Mai is good too).
Grade: A

Face: Mai may be an "emotionless"-type girl, and quite serious, but that doesn't mean that she doesn't have a cute face. It's extremely nice, but generic at the same time. But she has such a wondrous blush that it distracts me.

Grade: A-

Body
Build: Mai has a great build. She's a very reserved kind of beauty, but also very sexy. She'd got a slim waist, nice legs, and her measurements are 89/58/86. She's also about 108 pounds (49 kg), and about 5 and a half feet tall. Overall, she's extremely attractive.
Grade: A

Breasts: Although you don't see them much (Stupid winter-time anime..), she does have a sizable pair. As said before, her bust measurement is 89, a great size. Even topaz has his modest limits, and Mai is great here. About the only time you have a good sense of them is when she's wearing the dress to dance in, which coincidentally is one of her best scenes. But not for that reason.
Grade: A-

Clothes: Mai's usual uniform is a school uniform. The uniform is red with white trim, with a white "cloak" with blue trim and a blue ribbon. Though I'm no fan of red, it is certainly a good color when contrasted to the snow outside. The white also fits, and the blue matches her hair. Overall, surprisingly effective. As previously mentioned, she wears a very elegant pink dress that shows off her... assets... quite nicely, but pairs it up with a cross necklace and cute earrings. Also I've seen official images of her in a kimono and some odd ceremonial outfit... Also, she almost always has a sword around. I can't deny the appeal of a swordswoman.
Grade: A-

Mind
Personality: Mai is a great character by my standards. She's quiet and reserved, and only answers in simple sentences. This is mainly yes or no answers, but then Yuuichi tells her to say particularly silly words instead, and she plays along. Mai is also mysterious, keeping to herself much of the time. She's also not very social, but gets pulled into going to a dance. She also is a swordswoman, as previously stated, and stays behind at school to fight off demons.

But being silent does give her some humorous moments. Whenever someone says something silly, she bops them on the head. It's so cute, I want her to bop me... She's so serious and takes everything at face value that makes the other characters better! Add that to the fact that she always seems somewhat hungry, and likely enjoys eating, and you've got a very cute character. Her favorite food is Gyundon, while it sounds like a Pokemon, it's actually a type of beef bowl.

Mai has one friend at the story's beginning: Sayuri. Ahaha~ She's basically the opposite of Mai, full of smiles and talkative. They make a very good pair. Mai cares deeply for their friendship as well. Even so much as to take her own life if it was herself who caused Sayuri pain. Whatever you do, do NOT hurt Sayuri.

However, much like any other character, Mai has had a dark past. In her youth, her mother was sickly. Prior to a near-death moment is one of the saddest parts of Kanon (Snow Bunny Zoo, anyone?). However, this is also the time that Mai learned of her healing powers. This same power made people look at her in disdain, much like a freak. They were hated so much that they had to move. After a while, the first friend that she got was Yuuichi. They would play in the wheat fields, and Mai had to wear rabbit ears or her shortness gave her an advantage. However, after he moved away, she made up the story of demons (and eventually she believed it as well), and guarded that area. The field got turned into the school that she now goes to, and fights fictional demons in. Then the demons turned on Sayuri. Not only that, but it turned out that the demons were Mai's emotions. Eventually, it got so bad that she couldn't believe what had happened and attempted to kill herself. It was a bit cheesy, but topaz was still shocked and angry at the show for that (she ended up ok).

Overall, a great girl for my tastes. And did I mention the Yukarin? She's voiced by Yukari Tamura, one of my favorite VA's.
Grade: A

Libido:

Mai isn't shown to be that looking for love. She's pretty much just friends with Yuuichi, and not much more. It could be stated that she likes Sayuri this way, but I don't think it's official (I'd ship them this way...). So outside of a few blushes, she probably doesn't think like this.
Grade: C+

Age: Her official profile lists her age as 18. Which is the minimum age for an A grade. In addition, her birthday is shown in the series (January). Whether or not it's her 18th birthday I can't remember.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 91
Average score: 10.1
Final Grade: A-

Because Mai scored over eighty-five points (even over ninety points), she has earned an image! Huzzah!


I kinda wish I could have done her on, say, Christmas. But order is order, and this way it wouldn't seem like favoritism. Even if she is my favorite.

This is the Hundred-and-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Sorry about the wait. It involved having Thanksgiving dinner at a families house.



Happy second year anniversary everyone, and thanks to everyone who had submitted blogs. For today, I have decided to do one of my favorite girls, one almost no one has heard of. You see, most of us have "Favorite Characters" here on MAL. Mine are fairly obvious, especially the top five. Within those five contain:

1. Yomiko Readman: Considered by many to be the Queen of Meganekkos
   
2. Yuki Nagato: First true emotionless girl Topaz really got into, and also an interesting character overall. Also, will get a revised edition after I watch Disappearance.
   
3. Miyuki Takara: Another very awesome and moe meganekko. Though I would like more screen time for her...
   
4. ????
   
5. Sawako Yamanaka: A mix of many of my favorite characteristics (Sexy meganekko teachers who are into cosplay). May or may not be dethroned by Mari Katsuragi from The World God Only Knows (Sexy meganekko milf).
   

Huh, there seems to be a discrepancy in my list. Who is this person in Topaz's fourth position? Why has she stayed on his list since nearly the time he started MAL? What is she from? Why is she considered a fourth ranger? Heck, up til the time that TOPAZ HIMSELF edited her page, there really wasn't ANY info about her on it. Just about a short sentence or two that was basically "She has a nice chest.".

All of these questions will be answer in the blog, so let's get started!



Head
Hair: Hair in a manga-exclusive story is a difficult due to how often good images are in black and white. We only really get to see the hair color of characters on the covers and (in Ai Kora's case) colored omake 4komas. Shame, as Yukari has such lovely brown hair. Nearly perfect shade for my tastes. Though, humorously, the same constraints that don't show off the brown also make it look like her hair is darker than it actually is. She's got great hair as well. Though I would prefer it to be longer, the practical short trim looks great on her. If it was longer, it may tamper with her archery.
Grade: A-

Eyes: Yukari would be what I call a "Close call Meganekko". By this, I mean that in a story arc, she nearly loses her glasses. For good, I mean. Luckily, her close friend was there to imbue in her the art of Meganekko powers. Yes, I realize what I just wrote, and... well, that IS what happens. Because of this, Yukari then prides herself on being a "Invincible Glasses Beauty".



Obviously, you can tell that this is not a serious manga. Heck, there was an arc where Yukari gets kidnapped by Glasses-lover freaks, and nearly gets pure Orichalcum glasses put on that she couldn't remove (I doubt it's the kind I read about, as that would be extraordinary heavy).

Much like her hair, Yukari's eyes are also brown-but-more-often-black. They're extremely adorable, and show plenty of emotion. Overall, though they are occasionally drawn odd (the manga is obviously a non-serious one, so I don't mind), they are nearly perfect.

Grade: A

Face: She's not that "OMG WOW" pretty, but she definitely does win this area as well. I do so like the "ordinary girl" look, especially if they have glasses to top it off. In addition, she's a very emotional character, and is amazingly adorable when she blushes. She also has a sort-of small nose, at least compared to others in the series.

Grade: A

Body
Build: Hachibe does not prefer her curves (he's the main male character in the manga, and also sort of the inspiration for this blog with his "parts love"). She's definitely a very attractive girl, so curvy. Hourglass figure with very tasty thighs as well. Other than that, she's fairly average (presumably) height-wise, and is very moderately built, but in a very simple-yet-wonderful way. Unfortunately, she does lose points because most of her body isn't shown off, but that's mainly because...
Grade: A-

Breasts: Her breasts are shown off so much. Oh no, not as far as nudity goes. I mean as far as there are story arcs based off of her breasts. You see, as I said previously, Hachibe has love for certain characteristics of a girl rather than for the girl herself, and loves photographing/defending those parts. Yukari's part is her "Bullet Train Breasts". I don't exactly get it either, but I'm guessing it has to do with the particular shape (IE: she has a very nice curve to her chest). Some things he tried to *ahem* capture their beauty included making a mold of them for a gelatin substitute, playing ping-pong with her to try to get the ball in her cleavage, and other outlandish stunts. On the other hand, he did save her from getting taken advantage of by a shady business man (not perverted thoughts please), and from getting groped numerous times.

Did I mention that this is not a serious manga? Oh, I did... But did I mention that it's one of my favorites? Seriously, it's hard not to laugh at his antics. But back to her bust. She's definitely got a good pair, and (using her two older sisters as source material) will surely get bigger. The only unfortunate part is, well, other people. Y'see, this manga is based in Middle School. Imagine yourself as Yukari, with large breasts and constantly getting groped/cheered at/attacked. Even worse, as the ONE person you love is only interested in you due to your breasts. Eventually, she does start to use them to receive a bit more attention on Hachibe, but he's already mostly fallen in love (with a girl and not parts this time) by that point.

Curses, now I'm depressed. How to cheer myself up?

Grade: A

Clothes: Yukari is a middle school student. Because of this, we see a lot of her in uniform, which consists of a brown jacket, red tie, white shirt, and plaid green skirt. I love that kind of uniform. She also wears swimsuits, both the bikini and one-piece-Sukumizu, and looks great in either. There's also a chapter were we see her in a variety of outfits, including chinese dress, gothic lolita, office attire, and kimono. In addition, she's also a cosplay lover.


Grade: A

Mind
Personality: Yukari is a fairly standard character as far as topaz's tastes go. Let's see: A SHY, TIMID, PURE GLASSES-girl, whose tastes include GAMES, ANIME, MANGA, and COSPLAY. Heck, a character that meets her for the first time guesses her archetype right away (excluding the tastes part). She's also a skilled archer (hence, the "ranger" part of this blog's name), and games. She plays all types of games, and even accidentally became a gaming legend at a local arcade, which is a fun chapter.

As for being an otaku, she apparently hides it from the other girls. But if you get her gaming or anime blood boiling, it becomes hard to stop.

Even if you don't like pure-shy characters, Yukari is quite lovable. Though in the beginning she's merely mainly a shy girl, she gets a lot more outspoken in later chapters, as she's gained confidence. Overall, she's a complicated character, with happiness, sadness, depression, jealousy, and just general hug-ability.
Grade: A

Libido: Yukari is a fairly standard "timid"-type girl in a harem. She's not very confrontational, and steps away for the tsundere lead to get the guy in the end.



But not before, you know, throwing down the lead and kissing him. And entering a throes of passion that is only interrupted due to their teacher coming in.


She keeps trying, but then decides to just let the two squirmy leads to finally accept their love for each other. Even when the girl meets up with an old boyfriend, Yukari still has a fairly good talk of encouragement to the man she loves to GET HER BACK. That takes guts.



Overall, she's likely quite perverted (she does use her breasts to keep the lead interested, and is an otaku...), but really doesn't get many good opportunities to show it. Heck, even after giving up on the "love" part of Hachibe's heart, still offers herself to him as a "parts love", and hugs him against her chest.
Grade: B+

Age: Yukari is in Middle school, but is good at housekeeping. That has nothing to do with age, but I thought I'd mention it. She looks and acts more mature than her age, and it makes me confused on her age occasionally (similar to San Seto).
Grade: B-

Total Grades: 91
Average score: 10.1
Final Grade: A-

As you can tell, many things about Yukari were influential in the creating of my tastes. Thus, Yukari, and even Ai Kora with its emphasis on "parts love", were pretty much responsible for my blogs. So I thank it, and thank you for reading the past two years. Here's to even more years, fun times, and meganekkos.

As a parting gift to you all, here's Yukari's image for getting over 90 points: