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March 8th, 2018
This is the Four-hundredth-eighty-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz and Raika start this blog at his front door.*

Welcome back everyone. As you can tell Ririchiyo is still missing, so Raika has been so kind as to become my assistant until she returns.

: Yo.

*Raika has a monotone voice as usual, holding up a victory sign.*

Last week we talked about her, and Raika was so kind as to get a hold of this week's mystery girl. Thank you for that.

*Raika nods.*

Hmmm, it might just be me, but it looks like you're wearing a different outfit today.

*Indeed, Raika is wearing a different outfit from last week. Even if her image hasn't changed.*

: A change was necessary. Do not worry, as I have plenty.

*She holds up a bag full of other clothes.*

I suppose that it had been a full week since the last blog. But then why would I point it out?

: Do you not remember? You and I took a side trip and got my shirt all dirty. You said really quietly that you wouldn't calm down without-

*Topaz quickly covers Raika's mouth, flustered from what she was about to reveal.*

A-a-alright, that's enough. I don't think that the viewers will appreciate hearing about my fetishes. Especially with Zettai thinking of me this month. I'd feel terrible if I were to bring up things he dislikes when he's punishing himself for scolding me...

: That does not mean that they do not happen. You need to be more open about your tastes.

I'd rather not, as I get scolded for it. But enough about that, we should be getting out. We can't be standing in this drafty doorway, in case Mario returns with the Princess.

*Raika doesn't respond.*

Mario, with the Princess... Like with Mario RPG? That one line after Marrymore?

*Raika shrugs.*

: I have no idea what you're talking about.

*Topaz sighs.*

I miss Ririchiyo...

*Raika pats Topaz's head.*

: Do not worry. I am sure that she is safe. Now, how about we go inside?

Good plan. I'm sure that the other girls will be glad to see me.

*Topaz opens the door and enters.*

I'm back!

: Welcome back! I'm glad to see that you're alright!

: Agreed. We hadn't heard about you since Momo's battle.

Sorry. I was a little distracted.

*Raika enters.*

: I can see why...

*Rika slaps Kimiko's head.*

: Stop being perverse! And what happened to Ririchiyo? Don't tell me some terrible Tauros manure like she "grew up" either!

: She sure grew up, didn't she...

*Kimiko gets another slap, nearly knocking her ball cap off.*

I'm not sure what happened to Riri, as we went off to look for Momo and I haven't seen her since. Instead this is Raika, who helped me out last week. You should know that if you read my blogs properly. You DO read my blogs, right?

: Er...

: Not really.

Some assistants... But no matter. Until Riri comes back Raika will be my temporary assistant.

: Well then, I hope you find Ririchiyo quick...ly...

*Rika notices Raika staring at her, with a "jiii" sound effect.*

: Can I help you?

: You are a very adorable and cute girl.

: Thank you for your kind words, Oneesan Nipah~

*Raika blushes at Rika's cute smile and adorable speech pattern.*

: Do you mind if I hug you?

: Go right ahead, Oneesan!

*Raika gives Rika a huge hug. Kimiko gets jealous as Rika is giving her a glare of pain and annoyance. Raika eventually lets up the hug, but keeps holding onto Rika.*

: Y-you can put me down, you know.

: Oh no no, such cuteness should be admired. How about we take a bath and I can admire your adorable body closer?

: N-no! I shouldn't bathe with strangers! (Besides, with disgusting udders like that there won't be enough room in the bathtub for me...).

: I'm sorry, but I wasn't asking.

*Kimiko pulls on Raika's sleeve.*

: I-If Rika doesn't want to, I'll gladly take a bath or even a shower with you!

: Don't do it! She just wants to do naughty things to you, nipah!

: I do not mind.

: Really?

: Certainly. While you are not near my standard I can tell you're a cute girl as well.

: I'm not sure if I should be insulted, but since I get to bathe with you I don't mind!

You can't just barge in here and expect to bathe with my assistants, Raika.

: That's it, Topaz. Tell her the truth!

You still have to introduce me to the girl of the week!

: What, that's not what I meant!

*Raika hits her head with her hand, expressing her forgetfulness.*

: How improper. I was so distracted by this cute loli and slightly-cute older girl that I completely forgot. In addition, if you're busy with the blog you shall not peek on us.

: Topaz isn't the one I'm scared of peeking...

*She looks over to see Kimiko snickering to herself and wiping drool off her chin.*

: Do not worry, I shall ensure that he is unable to exit until the blog is over. That shall give us plenty of time.

Unable to exit?

*With that Raika picks up Topaz and throws him into his room. He falls on the blankets on his bed, luckily uninjured. Then Raika shuts the door behind him and locks it.*

Oof, that was really sudden. I wish that she would have been less rough with me.

*Topaz uses his hands to push himself up, but he seems to be feeling something soft.*

What's this? Some kind of pillow?

*He squeezes a few more times, until a moaning female voice is heard from under the blankets.*

???: Stop... Don't open it!

*The blankets then start to move so suddenly that Topaz leaps off the bed.*

S-sorry about that, I didn't know that you were already in here. H-hey, Raika. How about you let me out now?

*From the blankets emerge a pure black-haired figure, much like a horror movie.*

Oh no! I didn't even realize I watched a cursed video tape a week ago! I didn't even know they still existed! C-come on, Raika! Let me out!

*Topaz pounds on the door, but from the outside Raika just walks past with the girls behind her. She's also holding a washbin with supplies, as if she were going to a public bath.*

: Shouldn't we help him, Nipah?

: I am sure he is just trying to get our attention. Now, how about we enjoy our bath?

: I sure will!

*Back in the room the blanketed mass of black hair seems to be moving towards Topaz. He cowers from it.*

P-please don't eat me...

???: S-sensei...

Sensei? I'm not a teacher...

???: Do not joke around, I know that you are my Sensei.

Hmmm, seems like my imprint powers must be taking effect. Wait... I sorta recognize that voice. Though it has been a long time.... far too long.

*Topaz approaches the blanketed creature with caution.*

???: Yes, it has been too long, Sensei. And do not worry... I shall allow you to open it.

That's a relief. Now, if you don't mind....

*Topaz puts his hands out, parting the girl's hair and finally revealing who it is.*

HIKIRIKOMORI!

: Hi, Sensei! *snickers.*

Ahh, I'm glad that you appreciate that joke. But like I said, it's been far too long. I can't believe that it's taken this long for me to discuss you.

: I am sure that you were waiting for an appropriate moment. Especially because I was on your favorite list a very, very long time ago.

True true, it's a shame that I don't update that more. Then again my laziness just keeps me from having to answer questions. But let's not mince words. Kiri, would you like me to blog about you?

: Of course. That is why I came to see you after I was invited. I want to hear if your heart still loves me just as much as it did way back then.

We'll see how much truth that is, because...



Head
Hair: Kiri has really amazing hair, and it's one of her best features. It's long and deep black, which is really common in SZS but I don't find that as a problem. Her hair is extremely long, reaching past her hips which is sorta a problem. That said I do love her long hair, it looks really great. I will add that it does look a little stringy but that seems in character for her. The sides of Kiri's hair are also long, reaching past her shoulders and even covering the sides of her face. She even has a game she plays with Majiru where she spins around and it's nearly impossible to see which way she's facing due to how long her hair is and how she can close it up. She does have long bangs, at least in the middle, and it reaches past her nose (or at least where it would be). I find Kiri's hairstyle to be really cute, even if the unstraight bangs and really long length is an issue. Still, I really like her hair a lot as it seems extremely beautiful.
Grade: A

Eyes: Kiri also has really great eyes as well. Well, at least when I first wrote about her, as my tastes have changed a little since then. Kiri's eyes are very round, nearly with a perfect circle. Her pupil and iris are also pretty circular as well. I do like tsurime eyes more, but there's just something about Kiri's eyes that makes me like her just as much. Kinda like it's what first interested me about her as her eyes are really gorgeous. My notes also state that she has brown eyes, but I think that's just my difficulty with color predating when I thought it did. It's also possible that I didn't want to penalize Kiri for having red eyes, which I disliked back then. Right now I can handle them a lot better, and her red eyes go really well with her black hair and pale skin. As a bonus while Kiri doesn't regularly wear glasses she does borrow Majiru's to tease him, even putting them on. They're just a simple frameless pair, but it does help out some.
Grade: B

Face: Kiri has a very relaxing, seemingly calming, face. Her pale skin just looks very pure, and her blushes stand out more as a result too. She has a small nose which always helps, especially as it doesn't always appear. She does have rounded cheeks, though they are often covered by the sides of her hair. Overall Kiri is a very pretty girl, with the only issue being the occasional art shift which I end up not liking.
Grade: A-

*Meanwhile, at Ayakashi Hall...*

*Soushi sighs while talking to an odd companion.*

: What troubles you, de gozaru.

: It's nothing, fellow fox. It's just that, ever since a few weeks ago it seems like Ririchiyo has been different. Weeks as in blog time, not actual time.

: What troubles does she bring?

: She's just been acting- you know, perhaps a flashback would be more appropriate.

*Soushi flashbacks to a few hours ago. Ririchiyo is showering and is all soapy.*

: Ririchiyo! I brought you your shampoo.

*He barges in, not minding that she's naked.*

: W-what?! Get out get out get out!

*Ririchiyo tosses various bathgoods at Soushi before he backs away with a smile on his face. We then move to another moment, with Soushi entering her room.*

: Riri, you can't stay cooped up all day. Come on down, and enjoy the day.

*He looks around and sees her hunched over a 3DS.*

: Riri! I never knew you were such a big gamer. What are you playing.

: Shh, I'm trying to hunt the rare dogs in Silver. I've finally gotten the chance to search for them, and I don't want to skip out on them again!

: Rare silver dogs? I'm not sure what you're talking about.

: Quiet noob, I know that your ignorance is keeping them away!

: I-I still don't understand.

: Er, sorry about that. I just raised a Haunter with Mean Look but completely blanked out on the fact that they have Roar! I mean, what a rookie mistake!

: Y-yeah... A mistake...

*Soushi smiles even if he has no idea what she's talking about, nodding.*

: I-I'll just be going now...

: Sounds good. Man, I wish Topaz was here. I'd trade and evolve this Gengar. Then I can sweep with the elemental punches!

*Soushi closes the door behind him as he leaves. We return to the present time.*

: Now you see? She's been acting so unusual, completely unlike before.

: That does seem highly suspicious. About how long has this been going on?

: Ever since Gemini came and told me to protect Ririchiyo with my life. I mean, I would do that anyway, but she said that this Topaz fellow was a horrible person.

: Did you not think that her words were suspicious, de gozaru?

: You mean Gemini? I do suppose that wearing a shadowy hood should have raised some suspicions. But it's not like I can break into the building she's using as a base. She'd be able to recognize me instantly, as she somehow can see through my disguises.

: Do not worry, de gozaru. I shall follow her to her base and check for some suspicious activity.

*The foxy ninja leaps upward, disappearing from view.*



Body
Build: As mentioned before, Kiri has very white skin. She is compared to a zashiki-warashi, which looks somewhat like the classic Japanese doll (though her hair is likely a factor as well). She also has a fairly curvy body, even if her body is usually covered by a blanket so it's hard to tell. Without it though, she shows off quite well. Kiri's legs are a little thinner than I'd like, but still quite nice-looking as she has a great thigh curve. It may just be the art style that causes this difficulty, though (with the manga being a lot stiffer than the anime, at least from what I can tell). She is somewhat slender and has a nice navel as well. Kiri even shows her ass a couple of times in the anime, having a nice shaking moment in the first season (I think). She also looks at it in a mirror, wondering if she gained weight so I wonder if her ass had grown. Oh, and MAL claims that her three sizes are 84-55-84 but I have not seen any Japanese evidence of that. They also claim that Kiri is 165 cm, and while the other girls don't have heights listed do know that she's short in comparison to the other girls (outside of the lolis Meru and Maria).
Grade: A-

Chest: Kiri's chest is pretty good-sized. Like the rest of her body her chest is pretty well-hidden under the blanket. She's also not one of the bustier characters in the series (a bust chart, if it's official, puts her in the upper-middle). That said, because she's somewhat short it might seem like she is bustier than she appears to be. In addition, she does get quite a few bust shots as far as official art or even the series itself goes. She's not as bad as she could be, but I do blame SHAFT for perhaps making her seem bustier in the anime.
Grade: B

Clothes: As mentioned several times before, Kiri is usually covered by a big blanket. She keeps herself wrapped in it, and due to SHAFT making the series it sometimes has a realistic-looking pattern that they commonly did back in the day. Underneath them she usually wears comfortable clothes (well, if she wears clothes at all). Some other outfits, at least that I could find images of, include a sukumizu, a cheerleading outfit, and a bikini. She also wears spats and a tank top as well, looking very sexy, as well as a track suit. Overall while I do like the uniqueness that Kiri and her blanket tends to have the issues with her hiding her body (even if we get a lot of good looks at certain times) is still an issue.
Grade: B-

: Does my body not please you any more?

Nonsense, you have a very beautiful body.

: But I have looked at your notes...

*Kiri picks up the notebook and blows additional dust off it.*

I do suppose that it's been a while since I used the girls from that book.

: I had noticed. Just look at how barren this sheet is. Now your blogs better as you do more research, but back then you were extremely bare bones!

True true. I may be lazy but I put more effort in now. That's one reason I'm glad to have waited this long to discuss you.

: I appreciate it, but do not think that you won't be pun~ished.

Punished?

*Kiri leaps at Topaz, her back towards the camera as she opens up her blanket. She wraps it around Topaz, squeezing him close.*

: Ufufu, now you are stuck in my cocoon of pleasure!

W-wait, what?

: Don't say you don't appreciate this. After all, what's this you wrote beside my final score?

Please don't say that. I was a lot less immature back then. Well, not that I'm very mature now but still.

: Don't worry. I'll keep Sensei's secret of writing "fap fap fap" on my rough draft.

Noooo!

: But it must be difficult for Sensei, being pressed against my beautiful and sexy teen body.

Please don't tell me you're naked under there!

: Don't be silly. But I am only wearing a bikini~

*The last part Kiri whispers in his ear, making Topaz squirm from embarrassment.*

W-we can't do this!

: Do not worry, Raika told me all about the things that you desire most. I may not be as experienced as she is, but I will still give you a special "rubdown".

Raika! Come in here! Rika! Even Kimiko, anyone! Interrupt us!

: No one is going to interrupt us, so just enjoy being wrapped against a girl you had in your heart so long ago...

P-please-STOP!

*Topaz finally pushes Kiri away.*

I do appreciate this, but I'll get in trouble if we go any further. Besides, I still have more of the blog to do.

: I understand. You do not want to get distracted, so I'll let you go for now...

*Kiri's blanket amoeba frees Topaz.*

Phew, that was a close one. But let's finish up your blog now.



Mind
Personality: Kiri's personality is amazing, easily one of the reasons I fell so hard for her. She was probably my first hikikomori, which is a character type I enjoy. Don't call her a NEET though, she has a job as a freelance software programmer and takes offense to that. Oh, and I should mention that like most of the SZS girls her name is a pun on "Recluse" (which is "komorikiri" in Japanese, if what I can tell is true), though it works as hikikomori sounds like her name a little as well. She does stay at home, and later remains in the school taking care of the lead and his nephew. Anyway, Kiri seems to have a fear of wide spaces as she does want to explore places like a meadow or sea but wouldn't do it herself if she had a choice. Anyway, the lead Nozomu and Kafuka (the female lead) scare Kiri out of her house when they find out about her truancy, though it's mostly accidental (well, it's questionable for Kafuku considering what she's like but still). Kiri tends to turn up at odd spaces, such as inside lockers or other such things. She'd often state her catchpraise "Don't open it" during these times too. Anyway, at first Kiri is treated as a creepy girl with a bad attitude, but she slowly becomes more sweet as the series goes on. She's also like a big sister to Majiru, though is usually quiet and shy most of the time which works really well for my tastes. She also has a light, quiet voice as well. Kiri is voiced by Asuka Tanii, who provides said great voice. Sadly Kiri is probably her biggest role (other than a Max Heart fairy, I suppose) and she hasn't had much recently either. It's a shame as I do like Kiri's performance, and early in my MAL profile she even had a spot as one of my favorites. She's still a great girl, even if her show is over and it's been a long time.
Grade: A

Libido: Kiri does quite well here. Like most of the students in Nozomu's class she has a crush on him. She doesn't "win", which is kinda to be expected as she's mostly a secondary character, but due to how the manga ends she sort of wins (at least from what I hear, it's a case of her body as well as the other girls taking turns getting possessed by the "true" winner). That aside, Kiri does have some shipping with the female teacher Chie (with the two even having silhouetted naughty moments together). Of course, my personal choice for Kiri is Majiru, Nozomu's young cousin. It's quite sexy as she teases him well, causing him to fluster cutely. I really do like straight shota romances, and I have to wonder if this is one of the inspirations for this.
Grade: B+

Age: I'm not quite sure how old Kiri is. She's a high school student and by the end of the series she seems to graduate (at least in the manga, from what I hear). That said, the only information is that her birthday is June 6th in a short moment in one of the episodes. MAL also says that she's 17, but I cannot be sure how accurate that number is. Still, Kiri being a high school student is a good thing.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 82
Average score: 9.1
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for the week. What do you think about the score, Kiri?

*Kiri pounces on Topaz.*

: I quite liked it, but I would have liked it more had I gotten enough points for a picture. Like I did at one point.

But the grading's different from then! I have different standards!

: Boo! But since it's after the blog, I can play with Sensei all I want.

W-wait! Think of the viewers!

: Then let's fade to black and they'll never know!

*Suddenly the door opens.*

: I hear that there's something bad going on in here!

RIKA! What great timing! I have just finished Kiri's blog so I was wondering how I was going to leave.

: Boo. Don't open it....

: For what I had to go through you shouldn't get things either!

: Did you not enjoy the bath?

: It wasn't bad, but I can bathe alone. It's not like I'll drown and need those life rafts...

So I'm guessing Kimiko enjoyed the bath.

*Kimiko enters, looking disappointed.*

: Sadly she made me take off my glasses to bathe in. And without them I couldn't see at all.

: Serves you right!

: But I was so close!

: I apologize.

*Raika warmly hugs Kimiko, with her head against the former's chest. Kimiko smiles warmly, with pink clouds appearing.*

: Maybe the bath was better than I figured...

: Kimiko being an idiot aside I think that it's time that we leave Topaz alone.

As much as I am attracted to Kiri I don't think that we should do things on camera.

: Do not worry. We can do it after we're done!

: Indeed. And I'll help out with finding a good girl for next time. Any preferences?

*Raika moves Kimiko, who floats metaphorically to her room.*

Well, after two girls being more, well. How about someone a bit more slender?

: Hmmm, a slender girl does sound quite cute. In fact, I have the perfect one in mind.

Really now? What does she look like.

*Raika points to Rika.*

: She looks very close to your assistant right here. Only her hair is dark. Completely black, just like her name. She is also quite yuri as well.

: Hmmm, so it's a yuri black-haired loli then?

With a hime cut. I bet she'll be a great girl then.

*Raika nods.*

: But what about me? Where am I going to go?

: You just came by so that Topaz can talk about you. You may return to your house, or school, or where ever you're staying currently nipah~

*Rika smiles cutely, but Raika moves her out of the room.*

: Eh? What's the meaning of this?

: It seems that Topaz needs some "bedrest". Good children shouldn't watch.

Hey, I never said-MMPH!

*Kiri covers Topaz's mouth.*

: Do not worry, Sensei. We shall please you in a way you enjoy.

MMPH!

: That is correct.

*The two close the door, leaving Rika outside. She sighs*

: Oniisama isn't going to be happy with this, you know. I just hope that he'll enjoy next week's blog more, as this one is terrible!
Posted by emperortopaz | Mar 8, 2018 7:47 AM | 0 comments
August 3rd, 2011
Grumble....

:What's the problem?

...

:Oh, I get it. You're angry because you just realized the truth.

...Don't say it...

: THAT'S RIGHT! Topaz is a quarter century today! And you know what?

...

: He's done absolutely NOTHING with his life!

YOu're right, I'm a useless slug...

: You mean that's really why you're depressed?
: DUDE! I was kidding! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it like that!
: I mean, you've created this barely famous blog and myself. That's got to count for something!

Why bother, it's not like anyone reads it...

: Nonesense, just think of all the fan blogs you got last year.
: There's even been a good amount that have trickled in from fans this year already!
: AND you haven't even announced it yet!

I suppose, but that's not making me feel any better.

: Well, it is Meganekko day, and the past few years you've used this opportunity to talk about original characters.
: Especially the Arimas <3.
: You could do that again!

Naw, most of the current Original meganekkos don't really have much of a personality...
...I should climb back into bed.

: I'm sure that if you look back at an older blog, you'll no doubt perk up!
: Especially if it's one of your favorites!
: Hmmm, let's see...
: How about This one!. It's about Yuki! Who DOESN'T like Yuki!
: Well, I suppose that her bust could stand to be a bit bigger, but still.

...That's it?

: That's what?

...Well, Yuki is one of my favorites, right?

: That she is!

And a girl of such magnitude, such epic characteristics, such awesomeness... AND HER BLOG IS THAT SHORT?

: Wait what?
: OMG! DON'T GET MAD!

There's only one thing left to do...

: Uhm, look at another blog that won't get you as angry?
: At least, I hope that's the solution....

I suppose that we have to REDO her blog! Thanks, Topaz. I must correct this great wrong!

: Er, you're welcome?

And forget about sloppy and rough drafts, I'm writing this purely on memory and such!

: NOT MEMORY!
: You only have so much of that to spare, after all...

Now folks, join me as we have our first re-review!

This is the Third Meganekko special of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.




Head
Hair: Yuki still has the hair that she had before. Unfortunate, as I'd like to see her with long hair like what happened to Haruhi, but it is understandable. For those that don't want to read my opinion back then, I'm totally for Yuki's hair. It is a lovely light purple color, and is styled pretty short. It only extends at the most to her shoulder, and even that isn't much. It IS fairly longer in the Movie, however, which is definitely nicer. Just look at the hair on the sides of her face, it's definitely longer. Not only that, but watching far more shows than I had previously also help. It turns out, among Emotionless girl-types short hair is quite common! She's definitely similar to Rei Ayanami, for example (and the similarities don't stop there, her name is even a pun on Rei's name).
Grade: B

Eyes: Yuki had a problem here last time. As I said before, she lost her glasses in a fight with a rival. Other than that, I did like her eyes. They are a cute gold color (gold isn't a color I'd say is my favorite, but between Yuki and Kanade I can't help but seem to like it).

Then we saw her "past" form in the second series, and I enjoyed it.

...

And then came the movie and Disappearance of Nagato spin off.

AND IN BOTH SHE IS FULLY GLASSESED! JOYOUS OCCASIONS! WHOOP WHOOP! HUZZAH!

: Calm down, you're getting overly excited.

*breathe* Fine, but I'm just excited to finally have a glasses-wearing Yuki that won't get Kyon'd. CURSE YOU KYON!
Getting back on topic, she has gorgeous glasses that complement her face and eyes perfectly <3.
Grade: A

Face: Going back, we see that Yuki had a slight problem here. She just didn't show enough emotion to get a good score here. Not that there was anything wrong, mind you, I do like emotionless girls after all, but it meant that she wasn't that outstanding.

Then came the two other series. As I've said before, those two paint Yuki in a different light. She shows a lot more emotion, and definitely has many cute blushing moments, and even a peaceful look as well. Overall, she's a lot cuter than in the main series.
Grade: A

Body
Build: Unfortunately, here is where my tastes start going away from Yuki. While she is thin, and definitely nice to look at, I can't give her a great score here. Official art does save her, though. She has great legs, as well as a flat stomach. What hurts her is that her costars all have great bodies and Yuki is mostly ignored. My opinion is that, while she's not the best, she does have a great body for a high school student (much more realistic standards, as opposed to girls like Mikuru who have much more "mature" bodies).
Grade: B-

Breasts: Unfortunately, Yuki loses points here as well. She still has a flat chest, made all the apparent by comparing her to her costars. To say she's flat though, she DOES have some chest, but I'd still say she's on the flat side. And that's the way she should be, I don't mind as much anymore.
Grade: D

Clothes: Now last time I was just going off of the first season. This time, I have lots of other sources for this area, and she'll no doubt get a better score. First off, the outfit we see mostly is her school uniform, which is a nice blue color but I do prefer her darker cardigan over her uniform (also worn often). I just like darker outfits, and the cardigan is a nice cute touch. Occasionally she'll wear a Witch's hat and cloak, but that was only really for the festival. It's still cute though.

We see her wear a lovely green one piece swimsuit. It's unfortunate that it isn't a school swimsuit (she certainly has the body for it, after all), but that's what official art is for. She also has at least two other swimwear in addition to the blue suzumizu (including a white almost-see through school swimsuit), but fitting with her body type with one pieces. Official art also shows her in a maid outfit, a very nice kimono with an umbrella (quite a few kimonos, which is probably a nice choice as those look good on girls with her figure), a chinese dress, and other very nice outfits. These are definitely good, but I do love her outfit in the movie. A very nice brown coat with a slightly lighter brown scarf. SHE LOOKS SO GOOD IN THIS OUTFIT <3. She's adorable and simple, and that is probably why she looks so good in it.
Grade: A+

Mind
Personality: As I said previously, Yuki is a pretty emotionless girl. She just sits there and would be content with just reading "unique" books. She's quiet most of the time as well, and isn't really confrontational. She's brilliant when it comes to technology and can also learn how to play an instrument quickly as well. She's so cute in her emotionlessness that I could just hug her all day! But this cuteness does hide an interesting secret; She is actually an alien, complete with reality warping powers! She can even tap into Haruhi's shaping powers and that's how the movie came to be. I do love powerful characters. Overall, she's a great character, and I do love her.

On the other hand, we also now have the two disappearance Yukis to talk about. In it, she trades her lack of emotion for a sweet, simple, and shy personality. In other words, she trades a personality I love for another one that I love. She's very cute and I like this form as well. She does get sort of pushed around by Asakura, but that's only to spur the romance. My favorite out of the two is...

...I can't choose, I'm taking both! It's good to have choices, after all (though Disappearance does have the advantage of always wearing glasses, but that's an unfair advantage to apply to her personality).
Grade: A+

Libido: In the main series, Yuki is pretty much an emotionless girl. In Haruhi-chan, she's pretty into galgames, but nothing really is shown. In the movie, she's probably attracted to Kyon, but it really shows in the spin off manga I talked about earlier. In it, she has a relationship with Kyon, even if Tsuruya wants him to go with Mikuru. There is definite cuteness in the manga, as the relationship definitely reminds me of the main one in Kimi ni Todoke. Though it's more "pure" love than actual lust, it is pretty cute to see Yuki fall for someone (even if it is Kyon...).
Grade: B-

Age: As complicated as her age is last time, I'm pretty sure that Yuki in the two Disappearances (the movie and the spin off) is supposed to be a regular high school girl. Because of this, I can finally give her a good grade here (or at least one that she deserves).
Grade: B

Total Grades: 78
Average score: 8.6
Final Grade: B+

So that was my first Re-review of a famous character. I've been meaning to redo Yuki since I watched the two Disappearances, but didn't want to lose a week doing so. Because of this, I hope everyone enjoyed this Meganekko day of review!

Posted by emperortopaz | Aug 3, 2011 2:05 PM | 2 comments
February 17th, 2011
This is the Hundred-and-sixteenth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Happy (belated) valentine's day everyone. Today I'll be talking about my personal favorite meganekko from 2010. AND I KNOW EVERYONE IS WAITING FOR HER.

Today's girl is:


Anri Sonohara
from
Durarara!!


Head
Hair: Anri has great hair. I love black hair, and straight cuts (or diagonal? It's shorter in the back than the front) are cute. Hime cuts are especially adorable. The only problem is the length, but I can deal.
Grade: A

Eyes: Anri has very particular eyes. Unlike most girls I blog on, they aren't overly "moe", and are sort of more realistic. That doesn't necessary mean I dislike them, but they are quite unique among eyes I like. They seem fairly simple, and are mostly brown. There is a lot of emotion in her eyes, though, and they are fairly cute in their own way, and even compared to other girls I've done she's got great eyes.
As far as her glasses go, they're circular frameless glasses. They're one of my least favorite type due to not looking like most glasses, but still. They look like glasses, and I love all glasses.


Go away Saika. No one wants your creepy red eyes.

Grade: A-

Face: As I said before, Durarara is a fairly realistic show, at least compared to some of the other ones I've seen. But Anri is still quite precious. She's even cuter when she's smiling or blushing. She has simple features, depending on angle.
Grade: A-

Body
Build: Anri does have a very nice body. She's the type that has curves everywhere, and, even better, is quite embarrassed about it. So adorable... Her height is about 5 feet (slightly shorter), and her weight is unknown. A great size, in my opinion.
Grade: A

Breasts: Anri's chest is one of her defining traits.

....

No seriously. In one of the episodes, people are chasing her. The things they are told to look for are Glasses, School Uniform, and Huge breasts. And huge they are. They even don't let her fully close her blazer. But they aren't as overly large as to distract from her or be used for fanservice. Durarara isn't that cheap of an anime. Overall, a great pair.
Grade: A

Clothes: Like I said, her third visual trait is her school uniform. And it's a great one. A blue blazer over a white shirt with a red bow tie. Very office-looking and perfect. The short skirt is also so attractive. She also wore a bunny costume in one of the episodes. Unfortunately, it's not as good as it sounds...
Grade: A

Mind
Personality: Anri is a quiet and timid girl. So in other words: LOVE. She's really shy, but is very cute. She's kind of a doormat, unless you count the whole Saika fact (I'll get to that later). She's also occasionally used as a damsel in distress,once getting chased around the city. Overall, she's a very moe meganekko.

HOT POT CAKE!


However, this doesn't mean that everything is moe and cake (unlike K-on!). She was abused by her father as a child. It got worse one night though. Her mother grabbed a sword in self-defense, and ... well.... Anri no longer has parents after that. Talk about needing a multitude of hugs ;~;

The worst part is that she still dreams of being a family with them. T^T

Now about the sword. You may have heard me reference a "Saika" character. Well, that's the sword. A demonic sword that can possess those it cuts. That Anri now has, and at least once it's taken over. When taken over, she tends to get Yandere and show her "love" to everyone. Love being, of course, slashing damage. But Anri does have good restrain on that side of her personality. It's still something I'd look out for, though.

Also: Kana Hanazawa is awesome. So is Michelle Ruff. Both great VA's.
Grade: A-

Libido: Anri pretty much refuses to love, and really doesn't want to. It's pretty understood that if she did love, Saika would likely take control over her, and all possession would take place. It's still understood that she could be paired with Mikado.
Grade: C+

Age: She's high school age.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 88
Average score: 9.8
Final Grade: A-

Overall, I'm fairly depressed that she didn't get better. Hopefully, valentines was good for everyone.


Posted by emperortopaz | Feb 17, 2011 2:58 PM | 0 comments
December 9th, 2010
Anime Relations: Kanon (2006)
This is the Hundred-and-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome to the second week of...

KANON DECEMBER


This week, we'll be looking at my personal favorite character from Kanon.

Today's girl is:


Mai Kawasumi
from
Kanon


Head
Hair: Mai has very long, dark blue hair. A very wonderful combination for my tastes. Her hair is usually free in the front, and it extend past her shoulders. She has a slight raised area in front, and she usually has a ponytail. The ponytail has such an adorable ribbon as well. Also: rabbit ears are cute.
Grade: A

Eyes: Mai has very majestic green eyes. Her tsurime is very good, showing off her emotionless look perfectly. Of course, being a KEY-based anime does hold mention.

But what really gets me is in the last episode. As it turns out, my favorite Kanon girl got a little better in that episode (to me, anyway). Why? Isn't the reason obvious?

You see, occasionally, Mai here wears glasses. Now, it's not all the time, so she doesn't really qualify as a meganekko, but even if she only wears them to read it's still good enough to get points. Even if they're not very stylish (they kinda make her look older, but old Mai is good too).
Grade: A

Face: Mai may be an "emotionless"-type girl, and quite serious, but that doesn't mean that she doesn't have a cute face. It's extremely nice, but generic at the same time. But she has such a wondrous blush that it distracts me.


It's like she wants a hug. So adorable...

Grade: A-

Body
Build: Mai has a great build. She's a very reserved kind of beauty, but also very sexy. She'd got a slim waist, nice legs, and her measurements are 89/58/86. She's also about 108 pounds (49 kg), and about 5 and a half feet tall. Overall, she's extremely attractive.
Grade: A

Breasts: Although you don't see them much (Stupid winter-time anime..), she does have a sizable pair. As said before, her bust measurement is 89, a great size. Even topaz has his modest limits, and Mai is great here. About the only time you have a good sense of them is when she's wearing the dress to dance in, which coincidentally is one of her best scenes. But not for that reason.
Grade: A-

Clothes: Mai's usual uniform is a school uniform. The uniform is red with white trim, with a white "cloak" with blue trim and a blue ribbon. Though I'm no fan of red, it is certainly a good color when contrasted to the snow outside. The white also fits, and the blue matches her hair. Overall, surprisingly effective. As previously mentioned, she wears a very elegant pink dress that shows off her... assets... quite nicely, but pairs it up with a cross necklace and cute earrings. Also I've seen official images of her in a kimono and some odd ceremonial outfit... Also, she almost always has a sword around. I can't deny the appeal of a swordswoman.
Grade: A-

Mind
Personality: Mai is a great character by my standards. She's quiet and reserved, and only answers in simple sentences. This is mainly yes or no answers, but then Yuuichi tells her to say particularly silly words instead, and she plays along. Mai is also mysterious, keeping to herself much of the time. She's also not very social, but gets pulled into going to a dance. She also is a swordswoman, as previously stated, and stays behind at school to fight off demons.

But being silent does give her some humorous moments. Whenever someone says something silly, she bops them on the head. It's so cute, I want her to bop me... She's so serious and takes everything at face value that makes the other characters better! Add that to the fact that she always seems somewhat hungry, and likely enjoys eating, and you've got a very cute character. Her favorite food is Gyundon, while it sounds like a Pokemon, it's actually a type of beef bowl.

Mai has one friend at the story's beginning: Sayuri. Ahaha~ She's basically the opposite of Mai, full of smiles and talkative. They make a very good pair. Mai cares deeply for their friendship as well. Even so much as to take her own life if it was herself who caused Sayuri pain. Whatever you do, do NOT hurt Sayuri.

However, much like any other character, Mai has had a dark past. In her youth, her mother was sickly. Prior to a near-death moment is one of the saddest parts of Kanon (Snow Bunny Zoo, anyone?). However, this is also the time that Mai learned of her healing powers. This same power made people look at her in disdain, much like a freak. They were hated so much that they had to move. After a while, the first friend that she got was Yuuichi. They would play in the wheat fields, and Mai had to wear rabbit ears or her shortness gave her an advantage. However, after he moved away, she made up the story of demons (and eventually she believed it as well), and guarded that area. The field got turned into the school that she now goes to, and fights fictional demons in. Then the demons turned on Sayuri. Not only that, but it turned out that the demons were Mai's emotions. Eventually, it got so bad that she couldn't believe what had happened and attempted to kill herself. It was a bit cheesy, but topaz was still shocked and angry at the show for that (she ended up ok).

Overall, a great girl for my tastes. And did I mention the Yukarin? She's voiced by Yukari Tamura, one of my favorite VA's.
Grade: A

Libido:


Taken completely out of context. But oh so funny.

Mai isn't shown to be that looking for love. She's pretty much just friends with Yuuichi, and not much more. It could be stated that she likes Sayuri this way, but I don't think it's official (I'd ship them this way...). So outside of a few blushes, she probably doesn't think like this.
Grade: C+

Age: Her official profile lists her age as 18. Which is the minimum age for an A grade. In addition, her birthday is shown in the series (January). Whether or not it's her 18th birthday I can't remember.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 91
Average score: 10.1
Final Grade: A-

Because Mai scored over eighty-five points (even over ninety points), she has earned an image! Huzzah!


I kinda wish I could have done her on, say, Christmas. But order is order, and this way it wouldn't seem like favoritism. Even if she is my favorite.
Posted by emperortopaz | Dec 9, 2010 2:41 PM | 2 comments
November 25th, 2010
This is the Hundred-and-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Sorry about the wait. It involved having Thanksgiving dinner at a families house.

Unfortunately, an awesome meganekko did not make it.



Happy second year anniversary everyone, and thanks to everyone who had submitted blogs. For today, I have decided to do one of my favorite girls, one almost no one has heard of. You see, most of us have "Favorite Characters" here on MAL. Mine are fairly obvious, especially the top five. Within those five contain:

  1. Yomiko Readman: Considered by many to be the Queen of Meganekkos
  2. Yuki Nagato: First true emotionless girl Topaz really got into, and also an interesting character overall. Also, will get a revised edition after I watch Disappearance.
  3. Miyuki Takara: Another very awesome and moe meganekko. Though I would like more screen time for her...
  4. ????
  5. Sawako Yamanaka: A mix of many of my favorite characteristics (Sexy meganekko teachers who are into cosplay). May or may not be dethroned by Mari Katsuragi from The World God Only Knows (Sexy meganekko milf).


Huh, there seems to be a discrepancy in my list. Who is this person in Topaz's fourth position? Why has she stayed on his list since nearly the time he started MAL? What is she from? Why is she considered a fourth ranger? Heck, up til the time that TOPAZ HIMSELF edited her page, there really wasn't ANY info about her on it. Just about a short sentence or two that was basically "She has a nice chest.".

All of these questions will be answer in the blog, so let's get started!



Head
Hair: Hair in a manga-exclusive story is a difficult due to how often good images are in black and white. We only really get to see the hair color of characters on the covers and (in Ai Kora's case) colored omake 4komas. Shame, as Yukari has such lovely brown hair. Nearly perfect shade for my tastes. Though, humorously, the same constraints that don't show off the brown also make it look like her hair is darker than it actually is. She's got great hair as well. Though I would prefer it to be longer, the practical short trim looks great on her. If it was longer, it may tamper with her archery.
Grade: A-

Eyes: Yukari would be what I call a "Close call Meganekko". By this, I mean that in a story arc, she nearly loses her glasses. For good, I mean. Luckily, her close friend was there to imbue in her the art of Meganekko powers. Yes, I realize what I just wrote, and... well, that IS what happens. Because of this, Yukari then prides herself on being a "Invincible Glasses Beauty".


Yes. SERIOUSLY


Obviously, you can tell that this is not a serious manga. Heck, there was an arc where Yukari gets kidnapped by Glasses-lover freaks, and nearly gets pure Orichalcum glasses put on that she couldn't remove (I doubt it's the kind I read about, as that would be extraordinary heavy).

Much like her hair, Yukari's eyes are also brown-but-more-often-black. They're extremely adorable, and show plenty of emotion. Overall, though they are occasionally drawn odd (the manga is obviously a non-serious one, so I don't mind), they are nearly perfect.

Grade: A

Face: She's not that "OMG WOW" pretty, but she definitely does win this area as well. I do so like the "ordinary girl" look, especially if they have glasses to top it off. In addition, she's a very emotional character, and is amazingly adorable when she blushes. She also has a sort-of small nose, at least compared to others in the series.

Grade: A

Body
Build: Hachibe does not prefer her curves (he's the main male character in the manga, and also sort of the inspiration for this blog with his "parts love"). She's definitely a very attractive girl, so curvy. Hourglass figure with very tasty thighs as well. Other than that, she's fairly average (presumably) height-wise, and is very moderately built, but in a very simple-yet-wonderful way. Unfortunately, she does lose points because most of her body isn't shown off, but that's mainly because...
Grade: A-

Breasts: Her breasts are shown off so much. Oh no, not as far as nudity goes. I mean as far as there are story arcs based off of her breasts. You see, as I said previously, Hachibe has love for certain characteristics of a girl rather than for the girl herself, and loves photographing/defending those parts. Yukari's part is her "Bullet Train Breasts". I don't exactly get it either, but I'm guessing it has to do with the particular shape (IE: she has a very nice curve to her chest). Some things he tried to *ahem* capture their beauty included making a mold of them for a gelatin substitute, playing ping-pong with her to try to get the ball in her cleavage, and other outlandish stunts. On the other hand, he did save her from getting taken advantage of by a shady business man (not perverted thoughts please), and from getting groped numerous times.

Did I mention that this is not a serious manga? Oh, I did... But did I mention that it's one of my favorites? Seriously, it's hard not to laugh at his antics. But back to her bust. She's definitely got a good pair, and (using her two older sisters as source material) will surely get bigger. The only unfortunate part is, well, other people. Y'see, this manga is based in Middle School. Imagine yourself as Yukari, with large breasts and constantly getting groped/cheered at/attacked. Even worse, as the ONE person you love is only interested in you due to your breasts. Eventually, she does start to use them to receive a bit more attention on Hachibe, but he's already mostly fallen in love (with a girl and not parts this time) by that point.

Curses, now I'm depressed. How to cheer myself up?

Grade: A

Clothes: Yukari is a middle school student. Because of this, we see a lot of her in uniform, which consists of a brown jacket, red tie, white shirt, and plaid green skirt. I love that kind of uniform. She also wears swimsuits, both the bikini and one-piece-Sukumizu, and looks great in either. There's also a chapter were we see her in a variety of outfits, including chinese dress, gothic lolita, office attire, and kimono. In addition, she's also a cosplay lover.


Grade: A

Mind
Personality: Yukari is a fairly standard character as far as topaz's tastes go. Let's see: A SHY, TIMID, PURE GLASSES-girl, whose tastes include GAMES, ANIME, MANGA, and COSPLAY. Heck, a character that meets her for the first time guesses her archetype right away (excluding the tastes part). She's also a skilled archer (hence, the "ranger" part of this blog's name), and games. She plays all types of games, and even accidentally became a gaming legend at a local arcade, which is a fun chapter.

As for being an otaku, she apparently hides it from the other girls. But if you get her gaming or anime blood boiling, it becomes hard to stop.

Even if you don't like pure-shy characters, Yukari is quite lovable. Though in the beginning she's merely mainly a shy girl, she gets a lot more outspoken in later chapters, as she's gained confidence. Overall, she's a complicated character, with happiness, sadness, depression, jealousy, and just general hug-ability.
Grade: A

Libido: Yukari is a fairly standard "timid"-type girl in a harem. She's not very confrontational, and steps away for the tsundere lead to get the guy in the end.



But not before, you know, throwing down the lead and kissing him. And entering a throes of passion that is only interrupted due to their teacher coming in.


You think I'm kidding??

She keeps trying, but then decides to just let the two squirmy leads to finally accept their love for each other. Even when the girl meets up with an old boyfriend, Yukari still has a fairly good talk of encouragement to the man she loves to GET HER BACK. That takes guts.


This is the TIMID girl. TIMID!


Overall, she's likely quite perverted (she does use her breasts to keep the lead interested, and is an otaku...), but really doesn't get many good opportunities to show it. Heck, even after giving up on the "love" part of Hachibe's heart, still offers herself to him as a "parts love", and hugs him against her chest.
Grade: B+

Age: Yukari is in Middle school, but is good at housekeeping. That has nothing to do with age, but I thought I'd mention it. She looks and acts more mature than her age, and it makes me confused on her age occasionally (similar to San Seto).
Grade: B-

Total Grades: 91
Average score: 10.1
Final Grade: A-

As you can tell, many things about Yukari were influential in the creating of my tastes. Thus, Yukari, and even Ai Kora with its emphasis on "parts love", were pretty much responsible for my blogs. So I thank it, and thank you for reading the past two years. Here's to even more years, fun times, and meganekkos.

As a parting gift to you all, here's Yukari's image for getting over 90 points:
Posted by emperortopaz | Nov 25, 2010 6:03 PM | 0 comments
October 7th, 2010
Anime Relations: Angel Beats!
WAIT WHAT? I'M FREE FROM HARUHI! And the fans rejoiced! Now that that's done, it's time to...

Oh, yeah...

Still traveling between dimensions. Curses. Well, at least I can enter another weekly blog. IF it's still Thursday. I've lost track of time here. Not like there's much to do.

This is the ninety-seventh week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Today's girl is:



Yes, for you see, after a battle between gods, what remains? Naught but angels, and Kanade is definitely an angel. Not in the literal sense, as she denies that, but in the emotional way. Seeing her always seems to cheer me up, and she's the first KEY-based anime character I became emotionally attached to.

Head

Hair: Kanade has long silver/white hair. Very elegant. Her hair is fairly long, but not waist-length. It is usually fairly free, but is occasionally in a fairly subtle head dressing. Also, she is so cute in her hat. Overall, even with my love of darker hair colors, Kanade's hair is still great to look at.
Grade: A-

Eyes: She definitely has beautiful golden/amber -colored eyes. It is an unfortunate color, so she lost points there. Such a great curve. Her eyes are so soft, but can be so cold and yet so perfect. Key-based animes really step up how well the characters look. Everyone looks great.
Grade: B

Face: Again, completely beautiful. Even though she doesn't show much emotion, her reserved looks and non-emotional face are still really cute. However, when she starts being friendly, she blushes and shows very subtle smiles. SO ADORABLE!
Grade: A

Body
Build: Kanade has a very small/immature figure. I would consider it "loli-like", and it is very comparatively cute, but people get angry when I refer to girls not under a certain age as lolis. Still, she is very cute, but not in the incredibly sexy way.
Grade: B

Breasts: She's fairly flat. It's unfortunate, but doesn't make her any less awesome.
Grade: D

Clothes: She has a very cute school uniform consisting of a blazer jacket, white blouse with ribbon, skirt, white socks, and shoes.
Grade: A

Mind
Personality: To describe the angel that is Kanade is a difficult task, but I will attempt a proper portrayal. First off, at the beginning, she is very quiet and reserved, being a "perfect angel". However, much of this silence is caused by losing an unspecified amount of friends. It must have been difficult for her to continually lose such dear people that she when the series began, she's extremely distant. However, the swaying while playing the piano is so majestic, it gave me an instant love for the character (well, that and the quiet awesomeness). She does get more friendly near the end, but that may just be because she's around fewer people. I do the same thing, and am generally uncomfortable around strangers (though that's another story altogether). She is still slightly skiddish, but is more accepting then, and is a brighter person to be around.

Kanade is also the resident student council president (I amuse myself by not realizing this wordplay), at least until she's dismissed. Just being a class president is a good thing in my eyes (though most ARE meganekkos), so this is huge. The reason that she is dismissed is because of Yuri's bullying. And rockets. Near the beginning of the series, Yuri was violent towards Kanade, and treated her as the villain just so Yuri would have someone to act up towards. Yuri really wanted to attack the structure of the school, figuratively speaking, but she apparently didn't want to involve the teachers, so she concentrated her efforts on the poor little class rep. However, these interactions do allow us to see most of Kanade's guard skills (which I'll speak of later). Also, during some confrontations, Kanade... doesn't do anything. Eventually, the two do become friends, at Otonashi's request.

Kanade makes or programs her guard skills using the computer in her room. They all seem great, and powerful (though for different reasons). A full list is on her character page (link given at the top). I love her fighting style, with the grace and dexterity she moves with. So beautiful...

The only thing that Kanade that would be problematic would be this: Mapo Tofu.

It's a fairly spicy dish, from what I hear. I personally have difficulty eating spicy foods. However, it's her favorite food (as evidenced by the song she wrote). Then again, when you numb your senses so not to feel hurt anymore, the sweet taste of food is a reminder. But when the only thing you dislike about someone is their taste in food, that's a great person.

Finally, how do you think I'll end this? Why, to proclaim that her voice actress is none other than Kana Hanazawa, my second favorite VA. I loved the voice of Kanade as much as any part of her, and it fit her perfectly.
Grade: A+

Libido: She is considered the lead's love interest, and does eventually show interest in him as well. For the majority of the anime, she's either disinterested, or likes him in a respecting/aiding sort of relationship. However, this is because if she ever did show feeling, she would lose him forever.....
Grade: B

Age: 16, though the story behind that leads itself to more questions asked. Angel Beats is a funny universe, after all...
Grade: B

Total Grades: 78
Average score: 8.6
Final Grade: B+

Kanade will most likely be in my favorites for sometime, even though her anime may come and go. If only she...
Posted by emperortopaz | Oct 7, 2010 10:22 AM | 0 comments
May 13th, 2010
Anime Relations: Chuu Bra!!

This is the Seventy-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

After the Touhou series, and especially last week's blogs, I am very tuckered out. However, that does not mean that I will skip this weeks. This week, we will look at one of my favorite girls from last season.

Today's girl is:


Nayu Hayama
from
Chu-Bra!!


Also, it's a relief to do meganekkos again. I've missed them so.

Head
Hair: Nayu has long brown hair. Although twin tails are not one of my favorites, I do like her hair enough.
Grade: A-

Eyes: She has wide brown eyes. The are partially vertical overall, but are round in places where it matters. In addition, she has awesome cute glasses (though they are frameless, which means you notice them as much in some scenes).
Grade: A

Face: She's cute, but is somewhat generic looking. Still, she's fairly plushy, and has cute expressions.
Grade: B+

Body
Build: Nayu, being a middle-schooler, is not very curvy. She is thin, however, and has very nice proportions.
Grade: B+

Breasts: Although she is not busty at all, she's not flat either. She's just barely above flat though, but she's still growing..
Grade: C

Clothes: She usually wears a School girl outfit (a yellow one with a green skirt). As the theme of the show is underpants, she is the more modest and non-sexual girl in that department. However, by modest, I mean that she doesn't wear skimpy things. She still wears some pairs that are overly erotic for her age, but she also makes her own on occasion (she got the skills from her grandmother).
Grade: A

Mind
Personality: Nayu is a quiet and shy girl. Most of the time, anyway. You see, she has a knack for underpants. She can tell when people are having difficulties with it, and what they need to do to be more comfortable. This usually implies touching, which she is no stranger to, touching a majority of the female cast and not exactly being subtle about it either. She also enjoys looking at underwear, and also makes it in her free time.

However, she doesn't have many friends, and has a problem with being lonely. Her parents died when she was young, and she is currently being cared for by her brother. Who also makes underwear.

Oh, and did I mention that her voice actress is Minori Chihara, who is one of my all-time favorite voice actresses? I didn't? Why, she's got that going for her as well.
Grade: A

Libido: Strangely enough, as obsessed as she is with underpants, she is not very perverted. At least, she doesn't think she is. She does grope other girls without comprehending that they might not like it, but she is honestly just checking how their underpants are. She really isn't as erotic as she seems, and she is just an honest, girl-next-door-type, not really knowing anything about love. She's also fairly dense, not realizing that several friends have a crush on her.
Grade: C+

Age: She is in middle school.
Grade: C

Total Grades: 77
Average score: 8.5
Final Grade: B+
Posted by emperortopaz | May 13, 2010 3:32 PM | 0 comments
May 6th, 2010
@........Girls are praying.....@

Today's girl is:


Patchouli Knowledge
from
The Touhou Series




Posted by emperortopaz | May 6, 2010 7:14 PM | 0 comments
August 6th, 2009
This is the thirty-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Well, earlier this week was Meganekko Day. I hope you had a fun, meganekko-y day ^^. But today is Thursday, and as such, my blog still has the weekly edition. And in honor of Meganekko Day, we have the Queen of Meganekkos herself:

Today's girl is:


Yomiko Readman
from
R.O.D. OVA


Head

Hair: Yomiko has long black hair. It's also straight and unkempt, but in a really nice way. I really like her hair a lot ^^.
Grade: A

Eyes: She has very realistic eyes, but at the same time they're big and blue. That's not counting her perfect glasses. They're like the perfect shape and size for her eyes. There's a reason Yomiko is considered the Queen of Meganekkos...
Not only that, but a few times, when nervous, what does she do? ADJUSTS HER GLASSES! That's incredibly sexy (to topaz...)
Grade: A

Face: A tough decision. On one hand, Yomiko is very cute, however sometimes her nose is rather large. She also looks much older than most of the girls I've rated. But that's because she is the oldest (at least looking) girl, at a staggering 25 (OVA) to 30 (!)(TV series). Because of these conditions, I gave her a bit of leeway.
Grade: B+

Body
Build: Yomiko is thin, and very sexy. Of course, you'd expect her to be thin, what with all the running and acrobatics she does.
Grade: A

Breasts: Very nice. Although she doesn't show them off, you can still occasionally see them bounce a bit.
Grade: A

Clothes: If I would describe her clothes, I would say teacher-like (Red tie/ribbon, white blouse, brown waistcoat, and brown skirt). I love that look, but she does have a rather large brown coat that hides her body, so she lost a bit there. However, she is out of it enough to get a good grade, and I understand that's where she keeps her supplies.

Heh, school supplies...
Grade: A-

Mind
Personality: Yomiko is a standard meganekko, being somewhat shy and introverted, but very determined when presented with a problem. She's loyal to her team mates, and isn't ashamed to back down if her friends are in danger. However, she is also probably the most powerful Papermaster in R.O.D.. I mean, she's stopped bullets, made a flying machine, and made an illusionary building. She's even defeated a girl WITH FIRE POWERS. She's also agile and... I'm far too interested in her power.. I'm going to stop now v_v.
Despite all this power, she's extraordinarily kind, usually attempting to go for a defensive strategy with incapacitation in mind. In D&D terms, she would be a battlefield controller (although most people would get the connotations..). She's also a bibliophile (that's where her powers stem from), is polite, and has a very good mentor to those around her.
Grade: B+

Libido: I'd say that she's fairly average. In addition to two potential, but not explicitly said, lesbian lovers, she did have a very intimate relationship with Donnie.
Grade: B+

Age: Depending on what you're watching, she's 25 in the OVA to 30 in the TV series. Like I said before... <.< >.>
Grade: A

Total Grades: 92
Average score: 10.3
Final Grade: A-

..It's really no surprise that Yomiko got above a 90. By this logic, I should post a picture, but I got so distracted, I almost didn't get this in on time. (ignore the edit time <_<)
Posted by emperortopaz | Aug 6, 2009 9:59 PM | 1 comments
August 2nd, 2009
This is the thirty-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Wait, today is not Thursday! Why is topaz updating today? Well, you see, today is MEGANEKKO DAY (tm). Thus, I should commemorate this grand day for meganekkos everywhere by grading my top girl!

Why is today Meganekko Day? Why, it's because when making smilies, 8 tends to look like glasses (such as 8D), and 3 looks like a cat's smile (such as :3). Put them together, and 83 occurs. That is why Meganekko Day is the third of August.*

Today's girl is:


Arima Senne
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Ok, so she's an original character from Yomogi Kashiwamochi. She's not in anything (unless you count the 3 or so manga pages she's in...)




I so want an anime starring her...

Head

Hair: Arima (yes, I'll refer to her by that..) has long brown hair. She also has an ahoge or antenna (depending on where it is that day). Occasionally, she has it up or in braids as well, but it still looks good. All I can say is that it's wonderful...

Grade: A

Eyes: She has such beautiful brown eyes. OK, so they look more red, but they're still brown enough of the time to get the points.
Her glasses are also positioned so nicely, as they aren't either falling off nor always upright. Not only that, but her glasses strengthen my love for her eyes. Oh how seductive they can be!

Grade: A+

Face: As you have seen above, her face is also really adorable. I mean really so. She has the puni plush look down easily, and has small features (especially her nose). Additionally, although she usually looks innocent, she can make herself look really seductive with just a mild blush.

Grade: A

Body
Build: Arima is slightly thick, but not heavy (She does weigh less than her less endowed sister Senka). It also gives more for me to love. She's also got curves in all the right areas. The only problem is that she occasionally doesn't take good care of herself, and others have to get the tweezers and do a bit of landscaping, if you know what I mean...

Grade: A-

Breasts: Her breasts are quite large, but they fit with her figure (you'd expect a larger fluffier girl to have larger ones, wouldn't you?). They're the perfect mix of perky and natural looking as well. They're also really attractive, especially when you notice the mole above her right nipple. I could continue on, but both the readers and I will feel uncomfortable. These are easily my favorite pair on any girl.

Grade: A+

Clothes: Arima wears various clothing, including school uniforms, cheerleading uniforms, demon outfits, maid clothes, swimwear, underpants... Almost anything, as long as it's usually Ecchi in style.
She wears many sets of clothes, but doesn't have enough of a constant dress to have cosplayers (both a problem and a benefit). In fact, I think that she might be a cosplayer herself.

Grade: A

Mind
Personality: Since not much is known about Arima (I.E. there's no manga/anime about her), I must guess her personality from the various images of her.
From what I see, she's an adventurous young girl who is open to new things. She also has otaku tendancies (she reads manga and plays video games.). She also enjoys dressing up and getting her picture taken. Finally, she's forgetful.

Grade: A

Libido: Very high. There's a good chance that, if an anime/manga were made of her, that it would be hentai. There are plenty of images of Arima revealing her essentials, and also performing other...acts...
She's perverted, lets leave it at that.

Grade: A

Age: This is a perplexity, as there is no real evidence as to how old she is. She's either in high school, or middle school. I'd say High school. Whichever it is, she's in the second year. And I know she's in school due to the few precious manga pages.

Grade: B

Total Grades: 97
Average score: 10.7
Final Grade: A

So yes, as far as I can tell, no anime girl will ever mean as much to me as Arima Senne does. She's the highest rated girl so far with an astounding 97 points, and I don't think any other girl could even come close.
If Arima Senne could be in the MAL database, I'd favorite her in a heartbeat.

Hope you all have a fun and happy Meganekko day!

*also topaz's birthday. it's merely a coincidence...
Posted by emperortopaz | Aug 2, 2009 10:23 PM | 5 comments
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