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Anime Relations: Yosuga no Sora

This is the eight-hundredth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We start the blog where the previous one ended, with Topaz and Riri returning home only to find an assy twintailed girl waiting for them.*

Welcome back everyone, and it's certainly a big week this week!

: Are you mocking my short size? Because if I want-

No no. I don't mean anything insulting. I mean it legitimately, and not because you're occasionally a giantess either.

: It is no surprise that you know that about me, as you are Zettai-niisama's friend. Well, not quite. As I mentioned last time this type of thing is weird with avatars and such.

Believe me, it's not easy for me writing this either. But I am thankful you're here.

: I'm not, she's probably ruined the couch she's sitting on!

: Nonsense! My ass scent is only for my older brother, and I would not waste it like that!

: I meant from how huge and heavy your ass is, not from the stench. Though now that you bring it up...

: If you furniture can't handle a young girl like myself sitting on them, I'd be surprise you'd be able to. You've got a fat ass, only artificial due to this blog.

: While it is true that Topaz likely had a (fondling) hand in my ass's growth, your fat cheeks are naturally gigantic! Any bigger due to the blog would only make the furniture break!

Now now, no reason to get into an argument you two. As entertaining as it would be to see the two of you facing one another. I'm sure you're here to have me talk about you, right?

: Of course! I mentioned it last week that I want you to talk about me, or have you forgotten?

: I wouldn't have put it past him...

My memory isn't that bad! Unlike a Cure fan, who somehow could watch something and think they watched something totally different. They must have fallen asleep from boredom and imagined it all..

: Let's not get too distracted, as you seem to do that a lot.

True. We should be focusing on you...

*The camera looks at the twintailed beauty, trying to get a good angle at her ass. However, even though her cheeks are absolutely massive since she's sitting down it's difficult. She also notices.*

: H-hey! What's this camera doing here?

: You'll have to excuse our drone, as it must be trying to focus on your ass. It does that sometimes.

: I see, so this is a SMART camera that knows asses are the most beautiful part of a woman's body. In that case, how about I show off?

*She then gets on all fours, still on the couch she was sitting on. Her massive ass looks beautiful, especially as she was wearing a particularly ass-showing outfit to show off her crack. However, she pulls on her bottoms, wedging them up. The camera is so overwhelmed that it explodes in excitement.*

HEY! That camera was expensive!

: It went out doing what it enjoyed, and had a great girlass to see as the last sight.

I suppose that is true...

: And don't worry. That was one of the older models so we still have the better quality ones.

Phew, I was worried. Though I'm still a little worried with how much potential she has.

*The twintailed girl is still showing off her bare cheeks, her bottoms still wedged tight, as another camera comes in to inspect them. And even if she was a teen her enormous ass was bigger than even adult asses normally are in anime.*

: It is true that this one is working better, and seems you're staring too.

Ah! My apologies! With as huge as your ass is it's difficult to not notice!

: It's like the broad side of a barn! Only it's the broad side of Zettai's harem, meaning the huge ass side.

: Heh, if you think that's an insult I don't. Saying that I have a huge ass is a compliment, and one of the reasons I want Topaz to blog me is to make my ass even bigger!

I don't know how well it'll work with original girls like you, but it would be worth figuring out. So since you want me to talk about you and know that my blog will make your ass expand how about we begin the blog?

: I really hope that I'll do better than my Oneesama did! That's another reason I will allow you to blog about me!

That would be interesting, though she does have some advantages that you don't. Still, let's begin by saying...



: Man, it's been a while since you talked about this series.

Well, it is tradition to talk about a girl I created myself every 100 blogs. Fortunately Zettai and I have come up with many girls to talk about.

: True as I am more of his creation, but I will allow you to talk about me.

That's a relief, as he's looking forward to this blog. I just hope that I do everything properly and fitting with his ideas for you.

: Don't worry, as I'm sure he'll love having you talk about me. Better than one of you own girls.

True as talking about my own girls isn't as interesting. They were created to appeal to me, and as such other people probably wouldn't like me gushing all about them. There's also the fact that it would make scores unfair towards other characters.

: I would say there's nothing wrong with favoritism, but considering my oneesama...

Don't worry as I understand, Asuho. I'm just glad that the picture is alright.

: But of course as we recognize the limitations of the program. Well, that and that your art style isn't great.

True as even though I'm trying to work on my artwork I'm still not very good. I'm still essentially in the look at a picture and redo it in an inferior way.

: Better than having AI do it for you. Boo the internet being unusable these days!

Agreed, boo people ruining what should have all information because people want to force you to buy things!

: I agree with that, but you're getting distracted again Topaz. Don't forget that you're supposed to be talking about me!

Thanks for reminding me, as I was getting distracted. But we should look at Asuho more... especially her namesake.

: E-EH?

*The camera shows off Asuho's plump cheeks once again, getting great angles on her ass which makes it look even bigger.*

: Not that I mind, especially because I know Oniisama is enjoying this.

Certainly. And as mentioned Asuho's namesake is her ass. It's a fairly rare name, though I suppose that it's more specifically named after “A$$h0le”.

: What was that? It sounded like it was censored.

Oh, I said “455h013”.

: I didn't catch that.

What I said was “ASS”... “HOLE”... “A*****e”. Darn you television!

: But we aren't on TV!

Darn you whoever is ruining the internet again in that case! Jokes aside I'll also mention “Kurona” is because it sounds like the Spanish word for an assy woman.

: Understandable, since my momm-er, mother and Oneesama are both very assy. Not to mention myself~

*She shows off her huge cheeks, shaking her hips in a sexy way and jiggling her assflab. She looked even bigger than before, showing off that the blog magic was happening.*

Looking really nice there!

: Thank you~ I enjoy being praised, as Hiroko always seems to shine brighter!

: She was the original after all. But I'm sure Topaz will be fair with the blog.

But of course! And since we've talked about Asuho's name we can go on with the blog proper!

: I look forward to hearing what you have to say~

*With that Topaz begins properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Asuho has really beautiful hair, much like her older sister. Dark hair is my favorite type, and hers is black which is especially great. She seems to usually have her hair in twintails, which are great even if I like having hair free more. Length-wise Asuho's hair is fairly long, likely reaching past her ass but it's still shown as twintails allow for that. She also has orange-ish holders at the base, though that may just be due to her clothing choices as a Mii. The hair on the sides is fairly long I imagine, hiding her ears well, and her bangs are pretty good too. No hime cut which would have made her look even better, but still overall Asuho does extremely well with her hair. And being fair as an original girl she can have any hair style, though certainly not short of course.
Grade: A

===Eyes===
Asuho also has incredibly pretty eyes. Like her other immediate family members she has red eyes which stand out well with her fantastic black hair, a great combination which looks gorgeous. While her eye shape isn't as designated I imagine that she has tsurime as it would make her look even more dominant. A nice mix of dominance and cuteness I'd say. Sadly unlike with Hiroko Asuho doesn't officially wear glasses, and while it would be easy for me to say she does as she's original I wouldn't feel right exploiting that fact. It is her only flaw in this area. As such, overall Asuho does really well with her beautiful red eyes.
Grade: B+

===Face==
Again I'll have to say that Asuho is fairly simple when it comes to this area. She looks however Zettai wants her to, and that means flawless skin and a fairly simple design. She has a small nose and cute features. I would say that she seems a little grumpy due to her inferiority complex, but that still isn't too bad. Overall Asuho is cute, beautiful, and all sorts of adjectives for her face (and overall appearance) even if there isn't too much to talk about.
Grade: A-

: Hmmm, it would appear that I'm doing quite well at the moment.

Of course! Were you expecting that you'd do something bad?

: I am not sure. I was just expecting to get lower. After all, so many people prefer Oneesama to me...

I mean only Zettai and myself really know about you. Even if he does prefer her don't think that doesn't mean he dislikes you. You're still one of his harem girls and one of the first ones made!

: Then again we shouldn't be surprised. You're part of his family after all, and live with him.

: You'd be surprised by how many girls live with us that aren't family members. Not that we mind, as they help out around the house. But I still enjoy the praise.

And what praise you deserve! After all, you have wondrous hair, with a beautiful black color like the other members of your family. It goes really well with your red eyes too. I will say that one issue is your twintails.

: M-my twintails?! But they're one of my iconic features!

Oh, I agree with that. I do prefer hair being down, but you still look extremely good with your twintails. In all fairness calling it an “issue” makes it seem more serious. I will also say that I'm not sure of how your bangs go either.

: Can't you see them?

I mean sure, at the moment, but I can't count that for the blog any more than I can count your growing ass.

: A shame about that~

*Asuho shows off her bigger ass, which had grown so much her bottoms had burst. Her panties are barely hanging on, as we watch a lot of tears appearing from her immense cheeks.*

: But I don't get what you mean about my bangs.

Well you'd do better with a hime cut. I know you might have that sort of bangs, but I'm unsure about all the various details other than the color, style, and length. Still, you do fantastic and even the minor issues barely affect your score.

: I suppose that makes sense, as I did do really well when it comes to my hair.

: Just imagine if you had cat ears, as you'd be Azu-nyan! (I blame Topaz's knowledge for that old reference.)

Man that is an old reference, and now I feel old. But indeed you do great!

: Though I wonder why I did poorly for my eyes. This must be your bias against red eyes!

: Topaz hasn't had that in years! Well, not like he used to.

Even if I did I wouldn't mock your beautiful eyes! Zettai worked hard to create them, and I did my best with the various programs!

: So there's another reason?

*Topaz looks aside, trying to change the subject.*

So-uh, a-about your face.

: Don't distract me by continuing, I want to know the issue!

Fine! I admit it, I do like Hiroko's eye's more! Her free hair looks better too!

*Asuho is shocked.*

: I-it can't be... Well, at least her free hair is understandable, but why would you like her eyes more?! Our eyes are pretty much the same!

True that you both have such good eye shapes, as they're whatever Zettai wants. But the main difference is that Hiroko occasionally wears glasses! Beautiful thick-framed red ones that go well with her eyes!

: I understand... But that doesn't mean I have to enjoy it! I can't believe that even in this blog I have to be under Hiroko!

I apologize for that! But do know that you still look grea-

: I don't care! You have no idea what it's like always coming behind her!

: (I would say Zettai does... but that sort of lewd joke wouldn't be very kind.)

I-it's alright. Like I said you still are a wonderful girl! You don't need to keep comparing yourself to your sister!

: But YOU did!

I mean analytically it makes sense! (Heh, “anal”ytically) You are siblings and have a lot of similarities! But I still apologize, as I know it's a problem for you.

: Blame Topaz's writing skill being awful.

That's always something my readers need to understand.

: Fine... I understand... But I hope that you won't be doing it too much more.

I'll try not to, and even if I do know that it won't take anything away from you. And as for your face, do know that while have a simple face I do enjoy that. I also like your dot nose, as unlike with Topaz's harem all the girls have small noses but in Zettai's the older girls have bigger ones.

: And ironically Topaz's girls aren't the ones that smell strong.

Nice point. But do know that your soft curves and nice features are quite good too.

: Well, I suppose that if you're good with my face I approve. It's no surprise as I am quite cute.

That you are! Even if you were one of the first Kisekae girls I made. As such you probably aren't as detailed as some of the more recent girls are, but you still look great!

: Don't toot your own horn.

I'll try not to, but you have no doubt a wonderful design that's worth praising!

: Heh, I thank you for that. How about you praise me more too?

But of course! We still have plenty to talk about, so let's get going!

*With that Topaz continues the blog. However, on the outside a certain outsider is peeking in through a window.*

: Eh heh... So that's Topaz. I can't wait to to take him for mine, and show him the ol' 801...

==Body==
===Build===
Asuho has measurements, which isn't much of a surprise. She's on the shorter teen side, with a height of 148 cm and weighs 49 kg. Her three sizes are 72-52-105 which gives her a delightful pear shape. Her bottom-heavy body is of course perfect, and fits with being a loliteen meaning he age. She of course shows off her ass well, being far bigger than a lot of anime characters even if within Zettai's harem Asuho is on the “smaller” side due to being a loliteen. Her waist also looks good, and with her flat chest her huge cheeks are even more emphasized. I'd say the only issue I have is personal, as like many in the harem Asuho is quite a... “powderkeg”. What I mean is that her fat ass is sensitive and quite gassy, and I'm not too fond of foul odors like that. It is appealing to Zettai and there's nothing wrong with that as a result. Still, Asuho overall is quite superb and more anime girls need to not only be as assy but as proud as she is of it.
Grade: B+

===Chest===
This is another area where Asuho is quite proud. Her chest size is 72A, which is a great flat size and she's proud of it like the other harem girls. She shows off her ass far more too, which is a lot larger as you can tell by the measurements. While it doesn't matter I would have to assume that she can show off her nipples too, but I don't have too much data on that. Overall Asuho doesn't have much to talk about when it comes to this area, but her small size is quite good.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Being fair Asuho is a custom character which means she can be put into any sort of outfit. One of the benefits about being self-created (or so). Her school uniform is very gym outfit-themed, meaning she has a red buruma-like bottom that shows off her incredible fat ass. As a big fan of Toku entertainment I imagine she likes the heroic bodysuits, which are likely tight against her big jiggly ass too. While Hiroko tends to be more well-known as a miko I'm sure Asuho wears the outfit at least occasionally, and I imagine she has a lot of other outfits. Both ass-showing/focused and other outfits that Zettai likes. As a result Asuho overall gets a perfect mark here! Sure it may be taking advantage of her being a custom girl, but regardless the possibilities are endless!
Grade: A+

: A-an A+...

But of course! You deserve it, as you can be put in any sort of outfit! That's one of the benefits of being a custom character.

: Not that you've put Kimiko in that maid outfit you taunted her with so long ago.

Shhh... But in all seriousness you have a lot of great outfits as mentioned. Your school uniform with red buruma-like bottom is great, as are your Toku bodysuits and miko outfits. You would also dress up in various outfits for your Oniisama as well.

: But of course, especially if I want to tease him with my huge ass!

And such a huge ass it is, ASSuho!

*Asuho turns around, nearly knocking Topaz over. Her huge cheeks ripple and look soft and plump, even moreso than usual.*

: It sure is! If it counted I'd do even better, as my ass is likely bigger than I am tall now!

: Look who's talking though.

: HEY! Are you calling me short?

: But of course! Then again if you laid on your stomach you'd end up taller with those huge cheeks of yours!

: Heh, I consider that a compliment!

Certainly as big female asses are always good! And even her base Asuho has a wondrous pear-shaped teenage body. Perfect for Zettai's tastes!

: And hopefully more people, as I would love if asses were more love!

I agree with that, as it's certainly a niche that needs filling. No naughty pun intended. I will say that the smell isn't something I'd be into, but again you're perfect for him!

: But of course, as Oniisama deserves only the best from me. I love pampering him with my powerful odors!

: As long as you keep it for him I'll be happy... I remember when Hiroko came and we couldn't get the smell out!

: Ha~ I do thank you for appreciating my body though.

But of course, as I'm not narrow-minded! Speaking of your body, you also have a great upper body!

: But of course! It makes my enormous ass look even bigger!

That it does!

*Asuho traces down her slender upper body and across her plump, massive cheeks. Her ass has expanded so much her hands can't carry such a massive weight. Granted her soft, ample cheeks couldn't be held even beforehand, but that isn't the point when her ass is so massive.*

Very sexy!

: Is there no doubt! And look at my strong attacks too! Gensouken!

*She gets into a fighting pose and throws a punch, with a ki blast coming out. The characters for the attack's name even appear in a freeze frame for extra effect. Topaz and Riri fortunately avoid it but the one watching out the window behind them is hit.*

: KYA!

*The spy is pushed backwards after getting punched, so that when the group looks that direction they don't see him.*

Oh no, the window!

: At least it wasn't the kitchen again.

Thank goodness.

: O-oops... My apologies. But I was just so excited to show off my attacks!

Don't worry, as you might have a lot of time to do that. You also have a great giantess body too!

: I am experienced with such things~

: I thank you for not growing inside at least...

Me too. But I think we've gone over everything, so how about we continue?

: Sounds good to me, as I love being able to hear you praise me!

Then let's go onward!

*With that Topaz moves to the next sections.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Asuho is very likable girl though that's no surprise considering she was created for Zettai's harem. She's one of the first members as well, being his youngest sister. She's the youngest of three children as a result, even if she looks her age unlike Zettai and Hiroko. She's fairly smart, though not as much as Hiroko's talent so Asuho tends to be a little jealous and has an inferiority complex towards her older sister. Still, she is sociable and friendly, with Ran being one of them though I'm sure she's friends with many members in that group. Due to her family's experiments Asuho also has had some time as a giantess, and that mixed with being saved by the local hero Yuuna gave her an appreciation for acting. She likes Toku series in particular, as like a lot of his members she appreciates hot-blooded action, spirit, and justice. While I don't have a lot of information exactly, Asuho overall is an amazing character much like the person she was created for. Asuho is voiced by Yui Ogura, at least that's who we would want to voice her, with her cosplay being Hinata Hakamada from Ro-Kyu-Bu! but other big roles she's done includes Kokona from Yama No Susume, Yunoha from Aquarion EVOL, and likely many more great characters too.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
Asuho has a very strong libido, even if it's single-target. You see, much like Hiroko Asuho is deeply devoted to her Oniisama, meaning her older brother Zettai. They have a lot of very sexy anal fun, with a lot of gas and while the latter isn't my taste he loves it (both Zettai's) and that's what's important. She does have to share him with the ever-expanding harem, and while there's nothing wrong with that I imagine it does give Asuho less time to play with him herself. She will also intentionally forget books in order to sit on his lap to read too, teasing him with her huge ass. Overall Asuho of course does well here as she's an excellent lover and sister, the incest being the spice that makes their relationship even sexier.
Grade: A

===Age===
As fitting of Zettai's taste Asuho is a fourteen year old girl. Her birthday is November 3rd, and even if she's the youngest she isn't as stunted as Hiroko so she looks older and about Zettai's (visual) age. It's a good age and she's a middle school girl, but I do prefer older girls if only slightly. Still, overall Asuho does quite well here.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 88
Average score: 9.8
Final Grade: A-

And that's the blog for the week! What did you think of that score?

: What a great score... for me to FART ON!

*Asuho bends over and aims her huge ass towards Topaz. Luckily Ririchiyo gets in the way.*

: Noooo!

Ririchiyo!

*Riri presses on Asuho's fat cheeks, which were bigger than the assistant's body at this point. However, pressing like this causes the harem beauty to release a huge fart and shaking the whole house.*

BBBBBHHHWWWAAAARRRPPPHHH

*Even outside the building shakes, with visible stench exiting through the windows. We return inside, with Asuho flustered and both Topaz and Riri coughing.*

: Cough... I can't believe you said that and went through with it!

: I-it's not my fault! I was just doing it to show off my ass and have a funny laugh, but then you pressed against my huge, sensitive cheeks and surprised me! It's like you pushed it out yourself!

*Cough cough* L-let's put that behind us. Outside of wanting to make the joke what did you think of it?

: I think it's really good! I even did better than Oneesama! She only had 81 points!

Being fair she did a lot better in the redone blogs where I was more fair to her, but I'm glad you enjoyed the blog.

: Curses! I can't believe that she'd upstage me again, even after all these years...

It is true that she's higher but you're still a wonderful girl Asuho! In fact, your jealously towards your sister is a big part of who you are! And the incest, which is best!

: I'm glad you think that. Far too many studios believe the opposite, and like with childhood friends imoutos deserve better!

I agree, specifically incestuous ones! Imoutos, not childhood friends as those aren't blood related usually. And boo idiots continuing to think that imoutos were ever common too, as they weren't and lacking good blood related ones is one of the biggest problems with anime these days! Well, with plots. I don't want to get into working conditions and such...

: Probably for the best. I'm glad that you like my voice too, even if it's not a separate subject like in Zettai's blogs.

Certainly as Yui Ogura is a great cute VA! Sure she's had her share of stumbling lately, such as with Passionlip, but you still have a beautiful voice!

: Well, the one from her mouth at least... *cough.*

: I apologize again!

Your war crimes and chemical warfare will be forgiven someday. And of course, go being a teen as even if Zettai likes older girls more than he once did you're still a great age for him!

: Getting older makes you appreciate mothers more I suppose...

Being fair there's a lot of sexy ones. Including yours, Asuho!

: Hey now, don't get any ideas with my momm-er, m-mother!

Fair point, though perhaps in another five years... That said, I'm glad that you've enjoyed the blog, but we should be going.

: A-HEM! Aren't you forgetting something?

Let's see... I brought up all the topics I wanted to, though I do suppose the reason for your love for Toku, as well as hot-blooded action, is fairly recent. But nothing too major.

: I meant more that I should get a picture! I scored enough points, so I should get one!

: She's got a point, Topaz.

I know... But as she's an original character it's not like there's any art of her sadly! And my personal art skills are extremely lacking so that's not a solution!

: Why don't you use that one program you like using so often?

I highly doubt Walfas would be a good source for fanservice pics...

: No, the other one.

Ah yes, Kisekae. I suppose that works:



That said, it's not a great program. As much as I enjoy it, it isn't able to have you show off your best feature meaning your enormous ass! Even if I put you into a somewhat sexy pose it wouldn't be able to bring out your best ASSet which is a shame!

: I can understand that, as my ass killed one of your cameras!

: I'm just glad that this one still works after being farted on...

Indeed, but do know that Asuho, as well as Hiroko, are both amazing girls and their series needs to take off!

: Japan needs more appreciation for female asses, and not just be Japanties either!

I agree with that! Though it seems we're done for this week. Riri and I would leave, but we're at our house...

: Don't think we're being rude but-

: Sheesh, I understand. You two have to go out on an adventure and-

: Not so fast!

*A trap busts in from the front door. Topaz and the others have a look of disgust.*

: You just stay there, as you'll be talking about me next time and-

: IMOUTO SENPUUKYAKU!

*Asuho does a game-inspired spinning kick, hitting the trap and kicking him out of the house. At the point of impact it freezes for a bit, with the Japanese characters appearing.*

: That takes care of him!

You should have aimed lower!

: I'm not touching him there! I don't know where it's been!

: Sadly Topaz has an idea, and as such I don't blame you...

*Sadly his doesn't stop the trap from returning.*

: That isn't nearly enough to get me away! Here comes the PAIN again!

: Who are you, Barney at Moe's bar? I'm going to make sure you stay down this time! JIGOKU GURUMA!

: What?

*This time she gets the trap in a suplex-like position, smashing him into the ground with her assy weight. She then spins in place for a bit, rotating but before she goes flying the characters for the attack appear. Asuho then blasts the trap out the window.*

Not the kitchen window again!

: Better than having the trap inside still. But I suppose that... we'll have to... take care of him...

: I agree... Though for some reason it feels like I'm... out of ammo or something. I didn't think my attacks... exhausted me so much....

*She yawns and falls asleep on the couch. Riri also curls up in a chair, cutely using a decorative pillow for an actual sort.*

E-eh? What's going on? Is my blog so boring that people are falling asleep?!

: Heh, I wouldn't say that... In fact, I'd say that you're going to have a very... exciting time.

*The trap returns, being obviously beaten up. However, he has a powerful-looking being behind him. With crossed arms and a genie-like stance, as well as having horns for ears-the trumpet kind, not the demon kind-it's apparent what has happened.*

Y-you... Don't tell me you killed them! And with your stand no less!

: So you know what this is. Fortunately for you my stand only knocked the girls out and they're having sweet dreams, but that means we'll be able to have some “alone time” together~

That sounds terrible! I need an adult!

: You are an adult... Which is fortunate, as we'll get into “adult situations” next time.

Sounds terrible, and I can't wait to rip into you in my blog next week!

: AH~ Go on and tear me apart like a new emotion!

Must you make everything disgustingly sexual? But I do apologize for the topic next time, but it will be April sadly. See you next time, though I wouldn't blame you for skipping it obviously...

*With that Topaz ends the blog. Though my apologies once again.*

Anime Relations: Seiken Densetsu: Legend of Mana - The Teardrop Crystal

This is the seven-hundred-ninety-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Go on, Charlotte. I know you can say it. Say “Rascally Rabite”.

: E-Eh? Why wouwd I?

Because it'll be funny!

: Please don't be hectoring the loli, Topaz...

Fine fine...

: Let's just hope that isn't where the blog starts out, as it would make you look like a criminal.

Oh yeah, the blog should be starting!

*Topaz clears his throat.*

Welcome back everyone to my anime girl blog. Though I suppose that this month is more video game girls but regardless we have a beautiful amazon to talk about.

: W-wait, you want to talk about me?

: He can't very well talk about us again. No that I wouldn't mind it~

*Angela spins around, bouncing her huge ass in a very sexy fashion. She nearly knocks Charlotte over, the short girl pushing against the taller girl's cheeks to keep from being hidden.*

: OOF! Get you fat bottom out of hewe, Angewa!

: You're just jealous that your ass isn't as gloriously huge as mine is~

*Angela continues to show off her great mooning ass. The mysterious amazon is embarrassed for her, letting out a sigh.*

: I apologize for those two, but it seems that you have already spoken about them. Though... not that it is something that I regularly pay attention to but it would appear that her bottom is... quite large.

: Wasn't it always?

: I suppose that is true, but... it seems much larger.

: That is because Topaz did his blog on me, and it became bigger.

: The same thing happened to Charwwotte, but because of her cwothes it is not as visibwe.

: I see... I do not see the appeal...

You should, as female asses are sexy! You live in a female-military themed kingdom, so you should know about that.

: It is not like we fight with our bottoms!

It's alright, as you can call it an ass!

: B-but that is not proper!

Neither is a lot that I'm going to talk about, but I still think that it needs to be said. So what do you say about allowing me the opportunity to write about you?

: Go on and do it! Chawwotte knows you'd do weww!

: Topaz does seem to enjoy you quite a bit, not that you can compare to my beauty but I am off limits for him.

: If you knew how much he likes her. *mumble mumble*harem*mumble*

: What was that?

: Nothing too important. So what do you say? And do remember that we saved your kingdom from a terrible foe!

: I do remember that, even if it was a little cute...

*She thinks for a moment.*

: Well, I suppose that I do owe you for it. Topaz, I shall allow you to talk about me!

I'm glad to hear that, as no only will I be able to talk about you but your ass will become bigger!

: AND we'll be able to use your name!

: I still cannot believe that I have allowed such a thing!

*She sighs again.*

I'm sure that you'll enjoy what I have to say, but for now it's time to say...



: I suppose that it is too late to refuse...

: Don't worry, as I'm sure that Topaz has a lot of good things to say about you!

: He even said a wot about Charwwotte, even if he doesn't beweive she is the beauty of Wendeww.

*Charlotte poses cutely in a proud fashion.*

: B-but he will be talking about me! I am neither as sexy as you are, Angela, or as cute as you are, Charlotte.

That's alright, Riesz. I'm sure you'll do well.

: I may be a princess, but there is no way someone like him can find me attractive! All I am is a simple soldier...

: Being fair you wouldn't be the first “plain soldier with polearm” that Topaz has talked about.

That's certainly true, though Nephenee is blue and Riesz is more yellow/green. Still, we'll be talking about her and her growing ass soon enough.

: I see. W-wait, what do you mean growing...

*She fondles her own cheeks, looking over her shoulder as she noticed her ass was bigger. She didn't have a bad cover like Angela, so her plump cheeks were starting to wedgie up between them.*

: O-OH NO! I cannot possibly show off my bottom like this! Please, do not look at me!

But your ass looks beautiful! And being fair you can call it an “ass” as we've mentioned before.

: T-that sort of word suits Angela better...

: Well, she does have a huge AngelASS...

: That I do, but it seems like you're showing off much better than Charlotte has. I imagine your skimpy clothes helping.

: They were not this skimpy earlier... Please, Topaz. Do something to take the attention off me.

But your growing ass is sure distracting... *shakes head.* N-no, I do have something else to talk about.. even if it isn't as great to look at.

: Starting the blog already?

Not quite. First we have to discuss Riesz's confusing name.

: My name is... confusing?

: Your name being confusing seems to be confusing you.

: But what couwd be so confusion about “Wiesz”?

Speech pattern aside quite a bit. You see, your name seems to be “Risu”. Not like the BokuBen meganekko, that's “Rizu”, but it is still a very troubling name to translate. It could be something like “Lise” or “Rize” or “Reese” or some other localized name. At least we finally have the game to give the official translation as “Riesz”, but I'm sure there's still a lot of hard-headed people who use another version.

: Ah yes, like you are sometimes.

I don't mistake Rola's name on PURPOSE you know...

: I was thinking of Cure Magical's balloons calling her “Liko”.

That's dumb and not according to my calculations. Regardless, how about we continue talking about Riesz?

: I would enjoy that quite a bit, and look forward to hearing what you have to say.

Then let us begin properly!

*With that Topaz begins Riesz's blog.*


==Head==
===Hair===
Riesz has some really great hair and accessories, at least for my tastes. She has long blond hair that goes past her hips, and the hair color looks good against her outfits even if blonde is overused. I also like how she has a ribbon at the bottom, which was her mother's belonging and I find cute. Riesz wraps it around her wrist when her hair isn't tied in certain jobs. She also has pretty big bangs, looking like air flaps though it's possible it's like that due to he headband or winged/eared headdress. She has a huge crystal on her forehead, covering it which I like (though I do like bangs more). Her sides are pretty long, framing her face well and reaching about to her chest or at least past her shoulders. Overall a very nice design so Riesz does quite well, though I do prefer other, darker hair colors. Still, I like her iconic headwear as it fits her well.
Grade: B+

===Eyes===
You might be expecting me to complain about Riesz like I have the other girls here, which is reasonable. And I don't mean just because she lacks glasses, though that bears mention. She also has a nice shape though it is somewhat hard to tell. The upper portions of her eyes are tsurime-like but rounded, which I suppose fits her being a proper but also ass-kicking princess. She has very nice eyes though, both with her pupils and her slight eyelashes. Riesz's main issue is that her eyes are blue like the other two girls, or a least that seems to be what I was thinking. Some people think that her eyes are purple in the remake, but close examination proves that isn't the case so like the others she's given a boring color. A shame as Charlotte is another blue eyed blonde-haired girl (though otherwise the two are very different). It's a shame Riesz didn't change, but overall she at least does decently all things considered.
Grade: B

===Face==
Like the other girls Riesz has a cute, simple face. I like her small features including a dot nose and rounded chin, and in general she looks very soft-looking. I mean that in a nice way, of course. She's also the type that is unaware for her beauty too, which is always nice. While she doesn't stand out Riesz's face is very lovely for my tastes and thus she does well in this area.
Grade: B+

*Riesz places her hand against her chest.*

: This is a fair relief...

: Because Topaz didn't say you were dull-looking or because he hasn't said anything perverse yet.

: Both, I do suppose-wait, what do you mean by “yet”?

: The next sections awe the ones he says naughty things!

: I see... Still, I am relieved to hear you praise me so much.

But of course, as you're a really pretty girl! Even if you and Charlotte are both blondes you at least have somewhat different colors and the styles are quite different. Your long hair and ribbon, as well as your cute headresses are all very cute!

: I-it was not my intent to be “cute”

I understand, but I do like the decorations. This includes the crystal on your forehead.

: I am surprised you counted that as “hair” and not “face”.

I mean it works pretty much as bangs, though being fair Riesz does have some nice air flaps. As for her eyes, it's a pretty big shame

: Eh? Something is the shame?

: Probably that you lack glasses...

I mean sure, that is a problem. But I mean that as mentioned before you share a blue eye color with Charlotte. They could have altered it slightly, but it's overdone. I only wish that the people who call your eyes in the remake purple were right, since you'd do a little better.

: I see then. But I assure you I cannot change my eye color.

Don't worry as you still have pretty eyes, as pretty as your gemstone on your forehead! Only a different color.

: Goodness!

*Riesz flusters cutely.*

: Don't flirt with her, Topaz! You aren't trendy enough to use “rizz” as a joke.

Darn it, now how will kids be interested with my blog!

: I imagine that good kids won't be reading such a dirty blog. And for the adults out there...

*Angela shows off her ass proudly, waving her hips. Riesz panics too.*

: P-please stop that! You are being far too sensual for the blog!

: Yeah, Angewa! It is Wiesz's bwog, she shouwd show off instead!

*Charlotte pats the amazon's plump cheeks, making her fluster as her panties had wedged up completely. This was due to her ass growing, and her peachy ass was revealed as her skirt couldn't hide her cheeks.*

: S-stop! And I wish that Topaz's abilities did not increase the size of my buttocks either!

You can call it an ass, you know. You don't have to be so proper.

: Considering my companions I would not want you to get a bad opinion of women from our game.

: It seems that she can't say the word “ass” because she has a stick up hers~

: Please cease that!

Don't worry, as your ass will grow further!

: That is not what I desire...

I do suppose that first we'll have to talk about your face.

: I see... Well, go ahead...

Don't be so pessimistic as while I didn't say too much do know that I like all the girls. And that includes you, Riesz!

: Ahem~ It is no suwpwise that Chawwotte is such a beautifuw woman~

: B-but...

Yes, yours is becoming bigger. But do know that I like your small features and in general you appeal to me well.

: B-but I'm so plain looking!

Not to me! Granted “face” isn't a place where I can see a lot of differences, but regardless you do fairly well.

: T-thank you then. I just hope that you do not regret it...

Certainly not, as you're a great girl! And we still have a lot more to praise you about!

: P-praise me? I am still nervous, but I accept you continuing.

Thank you for that, so let us continue onward!

*With that Topaz heads to the next sections.*

==Body==
===Build===
Riesz does fairly well when it comes to this area. She's 167 cm and 54 kg, which is a nice size for my tastes and she has a very curvy, attractive body. Despite being the most physical female in the game she's not too muscular which I enjoy and has a mostly lithe slender frame. Due to her clothes Riesz tends to be known for her legs, especially her nice thighs which I do like. She has a nice navel when she shows it, and speaking of things that look good when shown Riesz shows her ass occasionally. It's not too much, and it's not like she has ass attacks, but she does have a somewhat good (if flat) shot on one of her Circle of Mana cards. She also has a particularly good leg sweep shot in the Million Arthur game she cameos in too. Overall, despite Square being backwards with fanservice and not showing off female asses Riesz still does decently in this area.
Grade: B+

===Chest===
As mentioned Riesz is fairly busty, though she's the middle ground between Angela and Charlotte. Though she's more towards Angela, as Riesz is pretty close. She even has bouncing in the remake so boo that but not showing female asses more. She still shows a lot of cleavage, and one of Riesz's idle poses has her hand on her chest and over her heart which brings a little more attention to it. Still, she's not as painful as Angela being made more busty as she's a lot more reserved and wasn't known for her bare ass before. As such overall Riesz does okay in this area, though she could have done better.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Riesz does quite well when it comes to this area, having a lot of variety which helps. Her usual outfit is he green amazon leotard with a skirt over it, which is unfortunate as it mostly hides her ass (though still better than a buttcape). I do like the design of it otherwise, including the shoulder portions and matching boots, and I can't forget to mention that Riesz uses spears/polearms. She has many other sexy outfits too, all of which being form-fitting which looks nice on her curvy body. Most are leotard-like though tend to have a skirt of some sort which is unfortunate, but still she shows her ass a bit better than Angela does now. Occasionally she'll wear either tall boots or one taller boot, which is cute, and my favorite outfits of hers are the Star Lancer and Fenrir Knight, the latter looking more like a red bikini with wolf shoulder pad. Circle of Mana adds some others including a maid waitress-like outfit, winter clothes, a Christmas outfit, swimsuit, and likely more. Overall Riesz does pretty well, even if her outfits do show more of her chest than her ass which is unfortunate but I blame Square for that.
Grade: B-

: G-goodness... To think that you would say such... lewd things.

: Don't worry as he said the same things about me. Well, he did curse my coverings, but they deserve that.

Of course, they deserved to be destroyed! It was still very sexy what you did, Angela. But Riesz does show off her ass a little better with her clothing.

: P-please do not say that...

: I can imagine why, as your ass has expanded to the point where your cheeks have busted through them.

*Riesz is bright red as she attempts to cover her fat cheeks with her skirt. It is as Ririchiyo said, as Riesz's panties were nearly off and as such the camera gets close.*

: They are at least covering the front still... but please do not look!

: To think Wiesz won't show off, but not want to... Chawwotte wanted mowe points fow showing off!

Being fair Riesz is more warrior-themed, not that it matters too much. Her body is still very sexy and I like how much they show off. I also enjoy her various bonus outfits, though most of you girls have good ones.

: But of course~ Though the biggest shame is what Square did between Riesz and myself.

: O-oh? What could you mean?

: Well, considering Topaz's preferences it would have been a lot better had I been the ass girl and you show off your chest. I think.

I mean it would make sense. Boo the remake making that backwards, though being fair Riesz still shows off her chest.

: M-my apologies!

Nothing to apologize about, since as mentioned you're about medium-sized and don't do anything too mamocentric. You also show your ass off, which is something Angela should have done in the remake.

: I see... So I did fairly well, as did Angela?

Exactly. Granted you weren't as disappointing in the remake as she was, so you scored a little better, but your body is quite sexy.

: I thank you for your kind words. They would mean more if you were not talking to my a-ass...

: Finally you've said it...

*Indeed as Topaz was staring at Riesz's glorious bare ass, which she tries to cover with her hands. It is no use though with how big they are, and the fondling only makes it look sexier.*

: S-stop looking at my ass!

My apologies, but it just looks so incredibly sexy!

: At least you're a little on the athletic side, so you should be able to carry your huge ass better.

: It will stay this size?! I hope that it will not get in the way of training...

I imagine you'll be able to be used to it, so don't worry. Though I will mention that I did not score your current size, obviously.

: I would do so much better in my blog if that was the case~

: Angewa wiww be good if Wiesz's ass gets biggew?

: N-no, I meant about my ass helping out my own score.

Indeed as you'd have done better at this size, as you'd clip though that awful covering. But getting back to Riesz, do know that she's a very lovely size and shape, and I also like her legs even if they aren't something I'm usually into.

: To think that my body would earn such praise...

It would earn even more with how beautiful and huge your ass is now! A shame it isn't canon though.

: What does reckless travel have to do with this?

...Never mind, it's hard to explain. But since I need a distraction let us continue onward with the blog. Plus it mostly won't be as perverse!

: I understand, as-wait, mostly?

*Topaz continues with the blog without explaining what he meant. But in fairness she would know soon enough.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Riesz is usually a soft-spoken princess of the Laurent kingdom, and is also a member of their armed forces. She's usually calm, but in emergencies tends to panic and more if the people close to her are in danger. She spends most of her game searching for her brother Elliot, who she is motherly towards as their mother died in childbirth with him. Riesz is formal and polite, as she had formal training being a princess, but can also be forceful but single-minded. She can be a little hard-headed in accepting help as well. In battle she's a jack of all trades, not being particularly pushed into any role but filling in and is the most physical-oriented girl in the game. She has powerful attacks, but she can also summon eventually as well as buff allies or debuff enemies depending on her class. In general Riesz is a great girl for my tastes, being serious and calm girl but also a devoted older sister. She's voiced by Mikato Komatsu who does a good job, and other roles she's had include Tsugumi from Nisekoi, Marika from Mouretsu Pirates, and Madoka from Star Twinkle PreCure.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
For most of the game Riesz is searching for her kidnapped brother, who she has a strong connection with. His name is Elliot, no relation the the Secret of Mana early game character I hope, and being a younger brother helps out too. I like sisterly incest after all, and this is one of the better ones or at least a sorta official one. She even promises to rule their nation along with him, which sounds like a proposal! Riesz also seems to have some relationship with Hawkeye, though it's more of a rivalry but I think that people still ship them. I like Elliot more as I like sexy incest. Also while not “official” Riesz is possibly the most famous character from the game, and while not too bad on it's own she somehow attracts more than her fair share of bad tentacle artwork which is unfortunate and something I'm not too fond of. Still, that's mostly fanstuff so I'm not too punishing for that. Overall while it could be better I do like Riesz's libido and moreso if she goes with her younger brother Elliot xD.
Grade: B

===Age===
Riesz seems to be 16 years old, which does pretty well in this area. She even does a little better due to having a younger brother and being like a mother to him which is sexy. Sadly she's also younger than her “love interest” Hawkeye as he's seventeen. Still, that doesn't hurt Riesz's score too much and so overall she does quite well when it comes to this area.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 76
Average score: 8.4
Final Grade: B

And with that we have completed our blog for the week! What did you think of it, Riesz?

: *mumbling* I see what you mean by “perverse”...

What was that?

*She jumps cutely.*

: N-nothing! But I refuse to admit my intentions with Elliot! Our romance is pure, and like one siblings should have!

: Yeah, woyaw sibwings! Chawwotte bets you get aww kissy and smoochy!

: N-nonsense! And what was that about me being so popular in... naughty works?

: I would have thought it was me who would get that sort of thing!

I understand, and being fair it is pretty close. But Riesz is often considered the “face” of the series and even back before I knew the game I knew about Riesz. Not the bad things obviously, as I was fortunate to know better than to look it up.

: Being fair that's because Yomogi made a few pics of her...

Exactly. Man, it's been a while since like 2008... I feel so old...

: T-that is alright, I imagine...

Thank you for comforting me, though you did do pretty well when it comes to your age. Being an older sister helps for my tastes as well.

: I see...

Figured you'd understand, even if I'm not as fond of Hawkeye's relationship. Not just because he's older, but because it's more of a bickering or tsundere rivalry relationship. Nothing wrong with it, but it wasn't exactly the best.

: Nothing more annoying than useless bickering.

Exactly. And while I didn't go too into Riesz's personality I do like her a lot.

: Thank you for your kind words, as I can tell you are acting with honor.

But of course, as I'd never lie! Especially about such a cute girl, and I like how you're a soldier. You work well in combat and have great abilities, and you work hard to free your kingdom from the invaders.

: Maybe if she didn't oversleep she wouldn't be kicked out of her own castle.

: T-that is not what happened...

Don't worry as my partner is just referencing a Wario game. Though I hope that doesn't mean that we'll be attacked by a creature from one.

: I hope not either! Picking up the clown's hands was more difficult than it should have been.

: A creature?

: YES! Chawwotte and the othews fought a big fwowew last week! Hopefuwwy we don't gotta fight today!

: I think it's too late for that!

*As they are talking a large foot covered in ice slams down. It isn't attached to anything, just being a foot as it jumps up and down to attack.*

: The enemies that are being sent after us are getting more and more ridiculous...

: Well, I've heard of Griffin Hands but that's not our game!

*The foot starts stomping around, but fortunately they're able to avoid it.*

: Alright Topaz, since you've seem to have fought it before what should we do?

I think that you girls need to give it a good licking!

*The four girls look at him in disgust.*

: Chawwotte feews gwoss just thinking of that...

: M-maybe he means that figuratively. L-like we have to give it a good “licking” as in beat on it.

No, I mean in the game that it comes from you have to lick it a ton! Like an excessive amount, because otherwise it heals far too fast.

: What sort of fetishy game are you playing!?

I mean you're a snake, but now that you bring it up... Then again it is by Rare.

: I think that we need a good idea...

: Luckily I have one. Watch this!

*The foot tries to land on the group again, only to have Riesz hold up her spear. It jabs into the sole of the foot, causing it to recoil backwards. A hole is seen in the ice surrounding it.*

Talk about your entry hazards, but now's your chance Charlotte!

: Chawwotte wiww!

*With that the short half-elf casts a powerful spell into the hole. The Ice Foot's icy covering shatters, making it move slowly.*

: Wooks wike Chawwotte did a good job! Finish it off, Angewa!

: With pleasure!

*She snaps her fingers in an epic pose before casting a powerful spell. And by spell I obviously mean “spell” as she bends over and aims her enormous ass at the foot. She then blasts it with a powerful fart, turning it into dust.*

BBBBFFFFWWWEEEEEUUUURRRRPPPHHHHH

: And with that the enemy is defeated! Pun unintended!

: Ugh... *cough* But if you stay here with gas like that you'd send a poisonous stench over my kingdom. I appreciate what you have done, but...

: I understand, as I should be getting back to my kingdom as well.

: You'we weaving Chawwotte? I shouwd go back to Wendeww then!

And Riri and I shall go back to our home, if we can find our way back at least...

: At least we live in an age where maps are easy to find.

Agreed! Could you imagine being forced to explore things on your own? But thank you for allowing me to talk about you all.

*Topaz bows to the trio before he and Riri go their separate ways. They eventually arrive at their own house, about to open the front door.*

: Wait, Topaz! This seems suspicious, as usually the camera doesn't follow us this far!

That's a good point! At least the kitchen isn't destroyed from the outside.

: That is a relief, but let's hope that it's still safe inside.

*The two enter cautiously, only to have Rika come close.*

: Finally you two are back!

But of course! I'll always return, as this is where my stuff is!

: I mean I do appreciate it, as it's good to see you, but we have an annoying guest! *mumble always calling me Oneesama mumble.*

A guest? I wonder who it could be...

???: So you're Topaz. Well, not the one that Oniisama knows exactly. This sort of namesake avatar thing gets confusion sometimes.

W-wait, a-are you...

: That I am! And like my Oneesama, I demand that you talk about me!

What perfect timing, as I was just discussing you recently! That said, the blog will be next week, so be prepared for the 800th blog!

: Man we've been doing this for a LONG time...

*With that Topaz ends the blog, with this mysterious twintailed visitor being the upcoming girl... Who could she be? Be sure to come back next time!*

Anime Relations: Seiken Densetsu: Legend of Mana - The Teardrop Crystal

This is the seven-hundred-ninety-eighth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back to the blog everyone. Last week we talked about the beautiful Angela-

: Naturally, though it is a shame it took so long.

I suppose, but being fair I don't do characters from video games too often. Unless it's a special month like this seems to be.

: Or if Topaz can't think of anyone better to do.

Shhhh... Anyway, after her blog we were stuck inside a cabin. Thanks to her... “magic” we were able to escape.

: I appreciate how you put that, but you don't need to be so serious. I may be a princess, but you can say that it was due to a massive fart I let out~

: You seem far too proud about that...

: Ewww... A fawt? Gwoss!

: I do suppose to those who are uncultured who would say something like that...

Oh, and I suppose that we should introduce our new friend here as well.

*The loli in pajamas stands proud.*

: A-hem! I am the beauty of Wendew, and my name is-

Shhh, we can't have you exposing your name this early.

: Even with her silly way of speaking.

I mean I don't want to give too much of a hint. Plus I'm bad at this type of accent.

: I don't have any sowt of accent! Stop picking on me!

My apologies, but you do have a very particular way of speaking. I just hope that I'll be able to maintain it for the whole blog.

: Bwog? What's a bwog?

: It sounds like some type of marsh, or a strange frog-like monster. Possibly from Breath of Fire for some reason.

A blog is what I want you to help me with. I talk about beautiful women, cute girls, and terrible ugly villains.

: Gasp, Viwwains! I am cewtainly a beautifuw woman and cute girlw, so I want to be tawked about! Pwease!

: I don't know about that, as I'm far more beautiful and sexy!

That much should be obvious, especially now...

*Topaz pokes Angela's enormous cheeks.*

: What? Wet me see!

*Angela turns to show off her enormous expanded ass, but knocks the younger girl backwards with the size of her gigantic cheeks. Fortunately she isn't harmed, and dusts herself off.*

: How can you have such a massive ass, Angewa? It's even bigger than during you Wove Typhoon attack!

: It is all thanks to Topaz and his blog! If you let him talk about you your ass will become this big and sexy!

: I want a big sexy ass! Go on and tawk about me, Topaz!

Hey now, I'm not sure if it would work.

: I mean it usually does unless they fight you. I doubt someone this young will be fighting you...

: I'm not that young!

Don't worry as I know you're older than you appear, but it may be that your small size will be the reason. I don't want you to get an ass bigger than you are tall.

: Biggew than I'm taww... Awe you calling me SHOWT?

: In comparison to other girls in your game you are. It's not like you're a tiny sprite or something.

Is that a joke about the short one in Secret of Mana or the fact that as 16-bit characters you're made of sprites?

: I am not sure of that reference...

That's alright, it doesn't matter. What does matter is that this little beauty allowed me to talk about her, and thus I can begin.

*She stands proud again.*

: But of couwse! The worwd needs to appweciate my beauty!

That it does, and as she seems so proud to be talked about let me say that...



: Out of the girls of the series I'm surprise you're talking about Charlotte next...

: Eh? Why? Is thewe something wwong with me?

: I mean you are a lot smaller than the other girls.

: I hope you mean ass-wise and not something mamocentric.

I'm sure she doesn't. I do understand what Riri is thinking though, as Charlotte is a lot smaller and doesn't show off too much.

: Eh? I don't show off? Then wet me show you THIS! JUMP!

*She leaps up and uses an attack on Topaz, striking him with her weapon. Fortunately with his defenses and her low attack it only did 10 damage, and she rubs her ass afterward.*

: O-oof, my aching bottom...

: You can call it an “ass” you know.

: N-no! That wouwd be obscene! Though you awe quite obscene alweady, Angewa...

: Thank you, as I'm glad to show off the wondrous ass Topaz blessed me with~

*She spins around, her enormous cheeks showing off.*

More like wondrASS and enormASS! But I do appreciate that sort of showing off. Charlotte, I didn't mean attacks.

: Y-you want to see Chawwotte's bottom?! *sniff*

: I can already hear the police Topaz.

B-but she's older than she seems!

: Tell that to Mr. Hansen!

Man, we're really pulling from old memes aren't we. Next you'll be calling me Pedobear or something... Then again I'm also the one at fault for teaching you all these things. I'm so old, but at least so are my readers.

: True true, but that doesn't matter.

: That's wight! You shouwd be tawking about ME! The Beauty of Wendeww, Chawwotte!

But of course, as you're the special one for the day!

*Charlotte puffs out her chest with pride, exhaling in a proud way too.*

: Just because you puff out your chest won't give you a better score, oh ho ho~

: W-what was that?! Angewa, don't pick on me like that!

Indeed, as I want to be fair. First I should talk about your name.

: My... name? What is wwong with Chawwotte's name?

Nothing too much, though I will point out that due to her accent you do mispronounce it. At least in the English version, I suppose, but I think she does it in the Japanese version though not as much.

: There's also the fan translation.

True, as technically Charlotte's name is “Sharurotto” which is a fairly close approximation. However, because it's hard to program in long names in the SNES version the fan translation would call her “Carlie” which I found funny as it made me think of the name “Charlie”.

: Awe you making fun of my name, Topaz?

Not at all! It just made me think of someone else. And look, your ass is getting even larger!

: I do not appweciate you being so cwass, but...

*Charlotte spins in circles, trying to look at her ass. It doesn't seem to work with how baggy her outfit is. She shakes away her dizziness, and is unsure of herself. She sighs.*

: I can't teww if you'we wying or not...

That's alright. I'm sure that you'll feel it if you start growing. Here, let's begin.

: I bet that you won't be able to do it all with Charlotte's speech impediment!

I'll take you up on that, Riri! Er, Wiwi-

: Already regretting it...

==Head==
===Haiw===
Chawwotte has some advantages and disadvantages when it comes to this awea.

: Hold it right there!

Angewa? You can't intewwupt me mid-bwog!

: Your “bwog” has barely began. And I'll order you to stop that. It'll make your sections harder to read, and be really awful to write as well.

I agwee...

: I also take back my challenge.

Phew...

: You have youw hands fuww with just me~

Exactly! But let's get going on with your blog properly!

*With that Topaz starts the blog, for real this time.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Charlotte has some advantages and disadvantages when it comes to this area. The best thing about her hair is the design though, as it's long on her short body and reaches her hips or even thighs! I love how fluffy and full of volume it is, kinda like cotton candy. I like how the tips of her hair are curled in the remake, and she has a lot of really cool hat. Charlotte's main hat is a jester-like one, which fits her and I like the two “tails” with fluffy balls too though she has other hats further on in other jobs. Charlotte's sides also go down a fair amount, looking cute and framing her hair well. A problem with her long, fluffy hair is that it does hide her ass, but I blame her clothes for that too. Her main issue is that she has blonde hair, which is really overused and moreso for elf-type characters. Overall it's not too bad color-wise, and while I do like Charlotte's hair style it does end up having a lot more issues (though her body is a fairly big issue as well).
Grade: B-

===Eyes===
As one might expect, as the designers of this game weren't very original with eye colors, Charlotte has blue eyes. The combination of blonde hair and blue eyes seem to be everywhere sadly. Fortunately her eyes are still pretty good, even if they are tarame but that fits with her personality and are quite cute. As such she has a pretty good design, even if she doesn't wear glasses (sadly). Still, overall Charlotte does quite decently when it comes to this area.
Grade: B-

===Face==
Considering how fluffy her hair is it would appear that Charlotte's face is fairly small. Not in any bad way, and I do suppose it fits considering she's a small girl body-wise too. She is still very cute though, with and her small nose is always good. I like her silly facial expressions, and she does look very youthful which is fitting. Overall while not outstanding Charlotte still does very well when it comes to her face structure and appearance.
Grade: B

: I stiww do not know if I am doing good. What do all these points mean?

: I say that Topaz is totaling something, but I am not sure about his criteria.

I have a lot of criteria not even I'm sure of. But do know that it has to do with my preferences.

: Pwefewences? It wouwd seem Chawwotte isn't one of those...

I mean I do prefer dark hair, but I do like how long your hair is. The fluffiness looks perfect for patting, and your hats are great. The only issue is that you have blonde hair, as that tends to be overdone.

: Overdone? But Chawwotte's haiw is wight-cowowed! She's not cooked at all!

: It nearly sounds like her hair is white or infested by zombie-like creatures...

I do appreciate both of your puns! But I do prefer darker hair, like with Angela here.

: No surprise there~

*She flicks her hair like she did last week, her huge cheeks rippling.*

: Hey, Chawwotte wanna do that too!

*Charlotte does similar, looking proud of herself as a result.*

Very cute, but not nearly as sexy as Angela. And being fair having blonde hair doesn't help when it comes to your eyes. You have blue eyes which while fit your elven nature are overdone once again. There needed to be more variety when it comes to character appearances, at least as far as hair/eye color go.

: But Chawwotte's eyes awe good othewwise, wight?

That they are, even if I do prefer tsurime. Your eye shape fit your appearance quite nice.

: Eh heh heh, thanksies~

*She looks proud, only to be smacked on the bottom by Angela playfully. Charlotte rubs it as a result.*

: Owwies, my tushie!

: It does feel a little bigger, if only a little~

: S-stop cawwing Chawwotte witttwe!

Don't worry, I'm sure the blog is helping you out. But I'm sure that those aren't your only pinch-able cheeks!

: Eh?

You face is likewise great too, and I like all your fun facial expressions as well. Granted you aren't outstanding, but you still look very young and cute!

: Eh heh heh, but of couwse! Chawwotte cannot be anything except young and cute!

: I can believe that, but I think that we should talk about the rest of you too.

True as it's about time to talk about your other sections. But first, something that is needed to be done...



*After the moment Topaz continues with his blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
This is where Charlotte starts being really bad. I probably was a little generous here, as her main issue is that she wears baggy clothes. I'll get to that later, but we don't get a good look at her young body. I do suppose that she's the token loli, at only 132 cm and 30 kg, so she's a lot shorter and smaller than the other girls. But that doesn't mean that Charlotte should be treated in such a comedic fashion in comparison, as I'm sure she's appealing to those who like this body type. She is a little small for my tastes though. About the only times we see her skin, other than her face and hands, are her shoulders and legs in various cards in the mobile game. I will say that due to Charlotte being so small she does have some “comedic” moments. She even smacks her ass taunting before one attack, and in another she Jumps up and lands on her ass which she pats afterward. While not an ass attack exactly, and certainly doesn't compete with Angela's mooning, it is better than I expected. And with someone so small and hidden Charlotte overall needs everything she can get as we don't get a good look at her (perhaps lack of) curves.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Being fair we don't get a good look at Charlotte's chest, but unlike the French reverse trap of the same name I imagine that she's fairly flat. She doesn't have much of a curve, and it fits a girl her age. I don't think she shows any envy to the other girls, at least as far as I know. Her main issue overall is a lack of assurance, as otherwise Charlotte does quite nicely when it comes to this area.
Grade: B+

===Clothes===
As mentioned many times before, this is Charlotte's worst area. It's not that her clothes are exactly bad either, as I find her various robes, pajamas, and other baggy clothes to be cute and befitting a spelllcaster like her. The issue is that it causes unbalance among the girls as it means she's the only one not revealing a lot of skin. I do understand it, as they might not have wanted to sexualize her too much, but it also made this blog hard to do. I only they had concern for a single blogger's issues over twenty years after release xD. And as said a lot of her outfits are cool-looking, with various nice colors and designs. I like the High Cleric (which is nun-like), Necromancer, and Chaosbringer. I couldn't find too much from the card game though there are a few like her one-piece swimsuit with inner tube, as well as a cute fancy dress. There's possibly more, as there's a lot of cards and I didn't go over every individual one. Still, this is definitely Charlotte's worst area as even if the outfits are cute and fitting they cause problems being able to tell what her body is like.
Grade: C

: E-EH?! Chawwotte did much wowse in these aweas!

: But of course, you cannot expect your bony useless body to be awarded~

: That is a rude way of saying it, but indeed that seems to be Topaz's main issue.

No, if anything the issue is with Charlotte's clothing.

: Hew... Cwothing?

Indeed. I mean, the design and colors are fine. It does fit with you being a small spellcaster, but I would have liked more of your body to be showing...

:W-wike Angewa?

*As if on cue Angela shakes her enormous bare ass.*

: I don't think you'll be able to look like me.

That's certainly true, but I don't necessarily mean “revealing outfits need to be worn” either. I mean more about showing off the body shape, not just being a dumb potato sack!

: I would figure you'd like mages in robes though.

I mean I can understand putting Charlotte in this kind of outfit, but I still have complaints. After all, the other two are shown off more and remembered fondly, but not Charlotte.

: Chawwotte isn't wemembewed? How unfowtunate!

Indeed, and your other scores are low as a result! Well, your body at least, as it causes your body and ass to not be seen. I was surprised you got things like the slight ass moment in your Jump attack.

: Eh heh heh, Chawwotte is happy to hear that...

: Wait, is that why you had her do that?

That was just a fortunate side-effect. Though boo the localization having her say something else...

: Chawwotte apowogies... Hewe, she shaww heaw you Topaz!

*Charlotte uses a spell to heal Topaz's wounds. Not just from today, but total.*

Phew, I was fairly low on HP. That felt great!

: It was nothing~ Come to Chawwotte again!

I don't know how often I will, but thanks regardless! Continuing onward your chest isn't too bad, though like with your body it's hard to tell due to your clothing getting in the way.

: T-Topaz is so naughty!

I mean more that you should be the flat one of the group, being the token loli. As such you do pretty well.

: Phew, Chawwotte won't need to become a cow... She doesn't need to use the plan she made...

: Wait, what sort of plan?

: Becoming a cow.

Let's not have that then.

: Wait, I want to see this. Go on and show us.

: Then Bim Badda Zim! Become a cow!

*A cloud of magical dust covers Charlotte and the group. Once it's waved away a cow is there with them, with Charlotte's hat on it.*

: (cow form) Mooo! I am a big cow now!

: EH?! I hadn't heard of THIS transformation!

It must be a hidden one! The secret cow transformation! Not as much fun as the level, but still.

: Don't play around with her. I can see you hiding behind the cow!

You don't play with kids very often, do you...

*Charlotte, who was indeed on the other side, pops out. She is pouting cutely, with big cheeks, and puts her hat back on.*

: You'we no fun, Angewa...

: I am plenty of fun~ You're just not old enough to know why yet.

Let's not corrupt the loli, Angela. But where did this cow come from?

: Over there...

Then we'll go and put it back. In the meantime, let's continue the blog.

: Probably more fun than cowsitting...

Exactly.

*With that they escort Charlotte and the cow back to the pen. Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Charlotte has a lot of pluses, as well as several issues when it comes to this area. She seems to be a confident cleric and quite boisterous, calling herself the beauty of the holy city Wendell where she lives. However, like many RPG heroes in those days her town gets attacked and she goes out on an adventure (if she's selected at least). She tends to specialize in support or healing spells, but she can be a powerful offensive caster as well. She is a little scared of ghosts which is funny considering she's a priestess, and in general is a useful teammate. She does have some silly moves, such as hitting with a big paper fan or gigantic flail, but her story is still a pretty serious one like with the others. The main issue with Charlotte is that she is very childish and immature, to the point of it being fairly irritating. I've heard a lot of people complain because they “youthify” her dialogue by replacing “R” and “L” in her words with “W”s, and I can imagine that gets annoying quickly (especially with audio). It's not outlandish though, as she does seem to have a childish speech pattern and speaks in the third person to show how young she is mentally. She also uses silly insults as well, though I'm not sure what she uses in the Japanese audio. She is voiced by Sumire Morohoshi who does a very cutesy, fitting voice that isn't too high-pitched for me either. She's done roles such as Ichigo from Aikatsu and Tsubasa from Aikatsu Stars, as well as Erika from Prism Illya and Arisu from OniAi. Overall while I'm sure people have a problem with Charlotte she isn't a bad character and does fairly well here.
Grade: B

===Libido==
This is one area where Charlotte does mostly alright. Not hat she has too much of an inter-party relationship, though due to their storylines mixing she sometimes gets paired with Kevin. However, Charlotte seems a lot more interested in Heath who is like a brother to her. He was also a fellow priest of Wendell, but he was used by the enemy and eventually had to be fought. Fortunately he seems to have recovered in the remake. I don't know too much first hand about their relationship though, so this is just from other sources. Still, overall it does help Charlotte's libido a bit and keeps her from going too low.
Grade: B-

===Age===
Charlotte's age is a little strange and low, despite her official age. You see, even though she's 15 years old which would be pretty good for my scale she is a half-elf. As a result she's quite stunted and young looking, which isn't too bad (though it does have some issues as mentioned earlier). The issue is that she is also emotionally stunted and acts much younger than her age might imply. I do find it funny when Kevin is surprised she's this “old” though, as that's how old he is xD. So overall Charlotte may be fifteen but a lot of the issue is that she's childish sized and minded, which is unfortunate.
Grade: C+

Total Grades: 64
Average score: 7.1
Final Grade: B-

And with that Charlotte's blog is done!

: Huzzah! Topaz is finished bwogging!

: She did a bit better than I would have expected.

: Ufu, you undewestimated how wondewfuw Chawwotte is!

Being fair there were a lot of places where you could have done better. Especially with your age.

: B-but Chawwotte is fifteen! She shouwd do weww!

Fifteen is normally a fair number, but your half-elf side causes a bit more trouble. I don't know if it's that or how isolated you were, but you are severely stunted and immature.

: Oh ho ho, it sounds like he knows you well.

: Probably not as well as he could...

I suppose that is true.

: Uuuu! Chawwotte wefuses to accept this!

Don't worry as you did decently in most of the other areas. You having a crush on Heath certainly helps, or at least from what I've read about it.

: Chawwotte wikewy has many admiwews as weww! They awe mewewy intimidated!

: Sure... That's why...

: Luckily Topaz doesn't mind you as much as other people do.

I blame them getting annoyed by her English speech impediment. I understand too, but that's one issue with listening to the English dub. I also imagine it gets annoying in text, having kept the style up for so long. Fortunately Charlotte is still a very cute girl and has powerful magic. Both of the support variety and offensive, with the latter being more of a reclassing thing.

: Topaz... You do wike me!

But of course! And despite voicing Ichigo Sumire Morohoshi still does a good job with the voicework as expected. Overall all three girls are good. I do suppose I have a favorite but regardless...

: Speaking of which, when do you think that we'll be looking at her?

I'm sure soon enough...

: I do find it unusual that Charlotte was able to put that random cow away.

: Chawwotte didn't, as she gave someone it in exchange fow these beans.

*Charlotte holds up a hand containing like five beans.*

: They said they wewe MAGICAL!

: Maybe if we plant them we'll get high-level equipment! Or better, reclassing items!

: Those aren't the type of seeds we need.

*Angela takes them from Charlotte and throws them into a nearby well.*

: My beany fwiends!

: I wish for something better than beans!

*With that a gigantic beanstalk grows out of the well. It's vines grab the four of them and lift them to the sky.*

MMMPPHH! Well, I suppose that was a monkey's paw well...

*They eventually reach the top, where they're released.*

: Dizzy...

: I agree. How rude as well, as they could be more gentle!

I don't think that it has much of a mind...

???: That's what YOU think!

: I don't like the sound of that.

*The top of the beanstalk, as it leans against a mountain where the four were positioned, turns into a pumpkin-headed monster.*



: Oh no, a tawking fwowew!

: I'll just burn it with another blast of my-



*With that the floral, viney enemy stole their MP.*

: Oh no! As if they needed to nerf spellcasters further!

: I blame them knowing about pause-buffering!

: Now what can we do?!

: It looks like it's up to me!



*Ririchiyo goes into her youkai form.*

: Do not underestimate me!

: Wiwi can twansfowm, like Kevin!

Only less hairy!

: Don't pick on me like that...

*As Ririchiyou leaps at the enemy, it swings her weapon out of her hands and it goes flying. Topaz is nearly impaled but fortunately avoids it in time.*

Phew, my nuggets!

: Take THIS! ALL OF MY HATE!

*Ririchiyo goes to punch the flower, but as she barely misses a large machine of some sort comes out of her forearm. A large cylinder comes out of it with some steam, impaling the enemy with extreme force.*



*However, as soon as it is created and used to attack the weapon disappears. Even Riri didn't know what happened, looking at her arm. She dismisses her youkai form, and is in awe.*

: Whoo! Who thought that you cold defeat him bare-handed like that!

: Chawwotte would have assisted if she had mana, of course.

What was all that, Riri?

: I-I'm not sure... But at least I was able to take care of it... And where are we too?

???: It would appear that the kingdom of Laurent has some invaders...

Not on purpose, and what does Miriel's son have to do with this?

: I don't know what you're talking about, but it seems we've finally met a friendly face!

: A friendly face? Are we under attack!?

At one point, but it was easily taken care of.

: I see. Thank you for your aid, not that the kingdom needed it. If you have something you desire, I will work hard to make it come true.

Well, I can think of many things...

: I hope one of them is a blog...

That it was. And it seems like we'll talk about an amazon next time!

: Eh? I do not understand...

: Don't wowwy! Topaz'ww expwain it next time!

Exactly, so be sure to come back next time too!

*With that the blog ends for the week.*

Anime Relations: Seiken Densetsu: Legend of Mana - The Teardrop Crystal

This is the seven-hundred-ninety-seventh week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz and Riri seem to be exploring a wooded area, with many trees around.*

Welcome back everyone! Is it Thursday already?

: I mean you are writing this early, but as far as this is posted that is true. And I'm surprised the narrator didn't outright say we were in a forest.

Maybe he couldn't see the forest for the trees. Jokes aside, for now at least, it seems that we've become lost.

*Topaz looks around before looking at the map in his hands.*

I could have sworn that she was going to meet us here...

: I don't remember being told who we'll be talking to. But regardless, why are you using a map of the classic Legend of Zelda?!

Because I don't want to be lost, and I want to find all the secrets. Isn't that obvious?

: But I don't think that it'll help with the girl we're looking for!

Oh yeah, that's what we're doing. Luckily we have plenty of time and I doubt anything is going to cause a problem.

*Suddenly the sky becomes cloudy, and a storm starts to circle them. Lightning even flashes.*

: You just had to say something...

Looks like I tempted fate too much this time. Or was it Destiny? I can never tell which strange vampire guy is which.

: On one hand they are brothers. On the other they were likely models bought off some site, but the less we talk about the game the better.

Don't worry. What's the worst that can happen, we get wet?

: Or struck by lightning!

With this many trees around I doubt that, though we should watch out if they fall in our path. They'd be obstacles we'd be forced to go around, and who wants that.

*As Topaz and Riri are exploring a massive snowstorm occurs. They get covered, but pop their heads out of the snow.*

: What were you saying now?

And here I thought it was going to be warmer now. But that's Wisconsin weather for you...

*The two shiver from the creeping cold. Luckily Topaz sees a cabin with smoke coming out of it.*

Look! I'm sure that we'll be able to get to safety!

: Don't you think that it's suspicious that we just happened on a cabin in the woods? And just when a snowstorm comes?

I know! It's convenient, as the cold is terrible! Let's get in immediately!

: But there might be a witch inside! Fine...

*Ririchiyo sighs as Topaz optimistically heads toward the cabin. The door happened to be unlocked so the two of them enter. They also close the door behind them, keeping the freezing wind from entering.*

Well, now that we're out of the snow we should be safe. But what should we do now?

: I don't know. It's not like we'll see any girls in here for you to talk about.

???: Oh ho ho~ It would seem like I have some guests~

*Topaz and Riri are surprised as they hear a voice. They turn to see a scantily dressed female mage approaching them.*

: Now, what could two explorers be doing in this house? Could it be that you're part of Altena forces, here to kidnap me?

I don't even have the occasionally giantess brown slender Servant!

: She said “Altena”, not “Altera”! We came here to avoid the blizzard that is happening outside.

: I can see that, as there is a lot piling up out there.

Also I was looking for a girl to talk about, and I would love to talk about a beautiful woman like yourself!

: Ah, I see~ It is no surprise that I caught your eye. Though are you sure you should be flirting with me with your female friend there?

It's alright. Riri is my assistant. Besides, she knows I wouldn't do anything with one of Zettai's girls.

: True, and I'm sure that as she's a girl Zettai likes he'll be happy to hear about her too.

: That is no surprise, as many envy my beauty and mind~ I would love to have you talk about me too~

That's good, as I was hoping I could talk about you. As such, let's start by-

: TOPAZ! You can't forget to warn her about the side effect!

: Side effect? I mean I will know what you think about me, but that cannot be too bad correct?

Being fair there's a lot of issues, but I blame the modern era for that. That isn't what she was talking about.

: Then what is the other issue?

You see, when I talk about girls their asses become huge. Like absolutely gigantic!

*The mysterious mage looks at Riri, noting how big the otherwise scrawny beauty's ass is.*

: I see... So that is why your friend's hips are so massive. But do I do not fear such a thing! I am sure that it will make a certain attack deal even more damage too!

: Wait, I don't think you have some sort of hip drop or anything...

: That isn't what I was thinking of. But do not dawdle, as I want both to hear your praise for me and my noble ass become bigger!

Then let's not hold back any longer, and not just because the princess demands it! It's time for me to say that...



: I was curious why you had not said my name, as you seemed to know me. I suppose that this does explain it.

Certainly as introducing you this way is a tradition. It's a silly one, but it is effective.

: Ah, much like my “Love Typhoon” attack~

Precisely, though certain translations do call it a “Pink Typhoon” it seems. At least in the SNES version.

: Eh? Why would they change the name of my most infamous attack?

That's not the only thing that they changed sadly...

: What are you talking about?

Well, while I'll bring it up later it's because you used to show off your ass using the move. The remake however changed it, because Square is full of Squares!

: And he doesn't just mean that the world is square either!

Indeed. They covered up your ass which is one of the best things about that attack! Boo not showing off your moon, but that must be why they weren't able to call it a “PINK Typhoon”.

: That is horrendous! I cannot believe that they would cover me up so much! Though that does explain all this...

*Angela shows off her “ass”, which is covered by a buttcape. It looks ugly and uncomfortable.*

Boo adding pareos because people these days only corrupt what was once entertainment! You should get rid of that immediately!

: I mean her ass will probably break through it eventually, as you still have a lot of her blog to go.

: There is no time for that, as at this rate there will be an ugly force curtain or something terrible!

Don't remind me of how poorly they edited Tharja. Boo “localizers” keeping perversion away from people who like it!

: But how shall I break through it... Besides waiting for my ass to become even larger and more beautiful.

Obviously you should tear though it with a “spell”.

: Ah... That would be a blessed idea, but I hope that I do not tear though too much, nor burn this cabin down...

: I don't like where this is going...

: Take this, you vile buttcape! You don't belong in this world!

BBBBTTTHHHWWWEEEAAARRFFFTTTFFFTTTT

*With that Angela leans forward, showing off her enormous ass which was sadly covered by the buttcape but not for long. She lets out a “Fireball” spell while mixing her fart with it. She burns apart the cape, and only the cape, while sitting on it to smother the embers. She also flicks the ash off her ass, wordplay unintended, which makes her plump leotard-like cheeks jiggle and bounce.*

: All taken care of, and now your friend is able to see my beautiful ass too~

And what a beautiful fat ass it is too!

: Are you sure that you're talking about a friend, and not the sort of “friend” where it is really you?

I do, as while you're a great girl I prefer the other one. I'm sure we'll talk about her someday too. But first we have to talk about Angela!

: Before that, don't you have something you have to do?

: Not at all, as I've proudly destroyed the evil buttcape and it will never bother me again!

*She bends over, taunting with her fat cheeks. Angela even smacks them playfully.*

: That isn't what I meant!

Yeah, there will be plenty more ass moments, so we're not done with that.

: What I DID mean is that you forgot to talk about Angela's name.

I mean there isn't too much to talk about, unlike with the other girls. Her name's always been “Angela”, though I suppose technically it's “Anjera” in Japanese possibly but same thing effectively. She's not like the other girls.

: I should think so! They don't have a huge ass like I do, nor are they royalty!

I think that Riesz is a princess too though, but I understand being proud of not having your name cause problems.

: Precisely. And if you wish, you should continue with the blog! I want you to show the world, including my mother, how great I am!

: I'm surprised, as considering how much you're showing off your ass that you wouldn't want you mother-who is a queen mind you-to read it. You even had a flaming fart!

: To destroy a buttcape, she should be proud!

I agree with that, but for now let's begin Angela's blog properly!

*With that Topaz begins the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Angela's hair is really beautiful in my opinion. She has about hip length hair, not quite long enough to cover her ass which is fortunate (or she moves it out of the way, which is possible too). It is a beautiful purple color, which goes well with many of her outfits including her default red one. I do like dark colors after all, though it is possible that her hair was darker in the first game though that might just be due to shadows or shading. Angela's hair style is very fluffy and full too, with a lot of layers to it and looks really good. She has V-shape air intake bangs which were popular around when her game initially came out (though she keeps them in the remake too). It's a very fancy and royal-like design, which fits with her being a princess. Angela also often wears nice hats too, which don't cover too much and provide a little more appeal too. Finally, her sides are somewhat long, reaching about down to her chest which looks quite good. Overall Angela has a great hairstyle, with a great length and color even if it could be a little darker for my tastes. Her bangs could be better too, but they're still quite excellent as it isn't like she shows off too much of her forehead either.
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
I'd say that Angela does quite well here too, but not as well as her previous area. Part of that would be her color, as her eyes are green and that is a fairly meh color and even more so because the other girls also have blue/green so they lack variety. Luckily the shape of her eyes seem pretty good, with a nice tsurime I think which fits with her character. It isn't easy to see in the games themselves but she does have some eyelashes which aren't bad either as they emphasize the corners of her eyes pretty well. Angela sadly lacks glasses, which I suppose isn't that surprising considering gaming in those days (Lucca was very lucky). Still, even if overall Angela's eyes have a nice shape I can't award her too many points due to the color holding her back which is unfortunate.
Grade: B-

===Face==
Angela has a pretty good face, even if there's two different art styles at play here. They both fit their era when the games were designed, so Nobuteru Yūki's artwork is very 90's to the point where Angela looks a lot like Naga from Slayers or so. Masaru Oyamada's artwork is a lot more modern, giving Angela more softer curves which I do like a little more but both designs are amazing. I will say that I like her simple face and small features including nose, but that she still has some good expressions as well. I'll also mention that the game Circle of Mana has her artwork done by a lot of other artists, and it is really cute too! And of course I can't forget that she has pointed ears too, which she doesn't hide and look good too. Overall Angela does quite well when it comes to he face and head, looking quite good.
Grade: A-

: Oh ho~ It is no surprise that you find a beauty such as myself so lovely! Or should I say “cute”, as you seem to have called me~

But of course, as you have an incredibly pretty face! I like both styles, as well as the styles by the various Circle of Mana artists.

: That is no surprise. Just look at who they have as inspiration!

That is good point, and I like your small features and pointed ears too. You have a lot of good things, and I love how beautiful your cheeks are too!

: I can tell, as you made them even bigger~

*Angela shakes her hips, turning around and flashing her fat ass. They were on full display without the cursed buttcape and even bigger, which meant her leotard was wedged like a thong between her bigger cheeks.*

I meant the ones on your face, though your ass is quite great too. That comes in the next section, as we're talking about your head now.

: I suppose that I cannot spill such juicy secrets too quickly.

: I'm sure that soon your juicy cheeks will spill out soon.

: I do suppose that my ass will break my leotard, but worry not. Continue on with my blog, as I believe you have not complimented my hair further.

*She waves her long purple hair in a sexy fashion.*

: I'm glad we're just using pictures and describing things well. We don't have KyoAni nor Shaft's budget.

I'm glad, as we'd be pandering to terrible graphic-hungry people who will never get enough! But do know that Angela's hair is extremely beautiful too. Her purple color goes well with her outfits most of the time and in general looks good. I like her style too, both with the V-shaped bangs and long hair. Even her small hats are cute!

: I am glad to hear that you have such an eye for fashion, Topaz. Well, for others at least.

I'll still have to talk about your clothes in a bit, though that will have some problems still.

: Eeh? Problems? You mean that you won't give me full points in everything?

Sadly no. I mean I rarely give “full” points but your eyes have a problem.

: They do?

: And Topaz doesn't JUST mean with the lack of glasses.

I mean that did cost her some points, but it is true that it's not the only thing.

: There's something else you dislike?

Well, not “dislike” but something overdone. Especially considering your game. You have green eyes, which while not as common as blue are still pretty common. As mentioned all the girls seem to have similar eye colors so meh. At least you have a lovely tsurime shape which I enjoy.

: Perhaps, and I am glad that you did not make a “third eye” joke or I will have to show you my “Evil Gate”.

: Trust us, we don't want that and MAL would probably scold us if we showed that.

I don't think they pay much attention to blogs, which is fortunate as it means most of mine are still around. Regardless, Angela does do really well but remember that this is far from over!

: That sounds ominous...

Perhaps, but that doesn't mean you should use your “wind” on me!

: Well, if I did you would likely faint and I want to hear more of your blog.

That's a relief, as I still have a lot to go. So as such let's continue!

*With that Topaz continues onward with

==Body==
===Build===
Angela surprisingly has measurements! She's 165 cm and 48 kg, which isn't much but still better than I expected. She's only slightly shorter than Riesz, which is good as I like tall girls. She also has a fairly curvy, hourglass figure that can be easy to see due to her tight outfits. In certain classes on the SNES her thighs looked quite thick and sexy too. Though the main point of interest is of course Angela's great ass! She shows off when using the move Pink Typhoon, which she moons and shoots hearts at the enemy. Unfortunately Square is a terrible company and didn't allow that in the 3D version, so boo that. It also doesn't help that she's a lot more covered in that version clothing-wise too so boo! Square either hates fanservice or GOOD fanservice, I blame their terrible “ethics” department! Luckily the earlier versions still exist, even if graphically it's not as impressive, so Angela still does well. Overall she'd do a lot better if she just showed her fat ass in the remake more!
Grade: B

===Chest===
Unfortunately Angela is pretty big in this area as well. I can't tell who is bigger between her and Riesz, both of them being bigger than the loli Charlotte obviously. I do think they're trying to make Angela the bustier one in modern times, which is unfortunate. She seems to be showing more cleavage and more bounce in more recent games which is awful. Both because it inspires dumb mamocentric art and it's like they want people to forget about her ass which is much more relevant in the former game. Overall Angela doesn't do too poorly here, a leas from what I remember, but the remake designs certainly sting when it comes to this area!
Grade: C+

===Clothes===
As mentioned before Angela has quite few issues with this area. I'll discuss the good things first though, and the biggest is the variety of outfits she wears. Even the SNES version had her wear different outfits with her class, though they aren't as easy to change as the FF5 ones are. I also like how many of them are tight and leotard like, which other than feeling intensely cold once she leaves her home castle have no issues with being so skimpy. I like her beginning red outfit as it makes me think of Terra's outfit from FF6. Sadly as mentioned they did cover Angela up more in the remake, especially when giving her dresses or capes to further cover their asses by covering hers. She doesn't deserve that sort of treatment! Boo her ugly buttcapes that likely look uncomfortable to sit with, and only serve to hide her ass! Other than those issues, which granted are pretty major, I do like some outfits color and design wise, like the pantyhose-clad Rune Seer or the devilish Spellbinder, but that also brings up the issue with Angela being mamocentric! This is especially seen in Circle of Mana, as even if I haven't gone over every card she had they seemed to be lacking in ass pics despite having even more variety like wedding dresses, dancer's outfit, or even a bikini. Overall Angela does alright with a lot of outfits, but I blame Square ruining things with her by putting too many clothes on her and covering her ass sadly.
Grade: C+

: To think that you would think so lowly of me...

*Angela looks obviously angry.*

What are you talking about? You're a great girl!

: Then why did I get such poor scores? I have half a mind to use Love Typhoon on you!

: N-no! Anything but that!

*monotone* Yes please stop...

: Well then, take THIS! LOVE TYPHOON!

*Angela then shows off her huge ass, which is even bigger due to Topaz's blog. Her fat cheeks ripple in glorious beauty, unhidden by any buttcape, and she lets out hearts that hit Topaz and Riri which knock them over. Angela also lets out something that rhymes with “heart” as well, and Topaz has taken 30 damage.*

FFFFFHHHHHWWWEEEEEAAAARRRRRRTTTTTT

: OOF! It's like we were hit by a truck!

Probably the size of one... But why attack us? I like your ass!

: If that was true you wouldn't have scored me so poorly!

The problem isn't with you! Well, sorta. It's more that Square is a terrible company!

: I do recall you saying that, but why now in particular?

Because they changed you! You used to show off you ass during that attack, which was great! Instead they gave you a buttcape to hide you ass which is really unfortunate!

: Wait, is that a problem with me or my clothes?

I mean it is technically your clothes that is the main problem, and in particular the buttcapes and dress bottoms. It's like they went out of their way to hide your ass, which is terrible and proves how awful they are!

: I see, so it's mainly due to my buttcape. But fortunately I've destroyed that!

Indeed, and I can see your ass has grown so much too!

*Angela smacks her fat cheeks, proud of her bigger size.*

: That I have, as I must have had a lot of “StaminASS” level-ups! But you didn't mention that nor my destruction!

I can't use things that have happened in the blog, as they're non-canon.

: I see. You do that to keep girls from hitting on you I suppose. But you could have given me more points still!

I did at one time, but I wanted to punish you further for all the issues Square caused. I will mention that buttcapes aside your clothes are nice, with good colors, but the issue is too big.

: Unlike what the buttcapes would be now, as Angela's ass is the thing that's bigger!

: That is true. I would have easily torn through them now with my expanded ass.

*She fondles her cheeks, bending forward to make her ass look even bigger. Not that she needs it, as her hands are quickly engulfed by her massive cheeks.*

Looks great, and if you would have shown off like this you would have done a lot better! Boo Remakes being worse than the original, all because modern audiences are idiotic sex-haters!

: Hopefully the world will go back to normal soon enough!

I at least hope so!

: I suppose I should apologize, as it is mainly due to terrible decisions that I was punished. By Square, as I do not mean you.

I mean a bit of that is your fault. You seem a lot bustier in the remake too, and boo showing cleavage and being so bouncy!

: It is not my fault, though I understand it would not cause as much problem if they didn't hide my ass ASS-cesively!

Precisely! Boo Square either being mamocentric or sex-hating! It's a shame as otherwise you wouldn't be bad, especially with an ass this size!

: Thank you, it makes me glad to be a Sorcer-ASS!

Great pun! Though before I get too distracted let's do the rest of the blog!

: Sounds good to me, as I look forward to hearing what you have to say.

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Angela has a pretty good personality, even if she is a bit underutilized. She was born as the only true princess of Altena which is a frozen area, but she was considered a failure by her mother the queen due to not having magical abilities. It was more that Angela was very skilled but didn't enjoy studying, but she was chosen as a sacrifice regardless. Fortunately after a stressful situation and obtaining the mana fairies she's able to cast a lot of spells. And I do mean that, as she's a glass cannon mage with a lot of powerful spells, to the point of nearly being broken in the SNES days (a lot of magic was like that, it seems). She, along with her companions (including Duran most of the time) go off on a journey to fight the Crimson Wizard who took over her kingdom. Depending on who the “main character” is it might lead to a final confrontation or him being killed by the other person you confront. She also doesn't seem to show up after that if not a party member, unfortunately as it means you can't see NPC Angela deal with her issues. As far as personality goes Angela does pretty well. She does like attention due to not getting her mother's attention and only being scorned, which makes her seem a little rebellious or slightly spoiled, but nothing wrong with that! She has a fun personality after all! Angela is voiced by Rumi Ookubo who does pretty well, and has done oles such as Tsumiki from Acchi Kochi, Chinatsu from Yuru Yuri, Ako from Fresh PreCure, and Musuki from Blue Archive among others. Overall Angela is a great girl, having a flirty and magical nature to her and having a great VA as well.
Grade: B

===Libido==
Angela does pretty well when it comes to this area, though it depends on which version you're playing. I blame Square's UGHthic's committee. But Angela is a very flirty character which I enjoy as it's not like she goes too far into it either. If she's the third character chosen it seems she teases the guard through lewd means then locks him inside the cell herself, which is funny. She's also flirty at other points in the story, and isn't afraid to show off though sadly only on the SNES. The game not only lets her show her ass, but Angela also sleeps in only panties which doesn't show much (it requires layers to be removed) but still. As far as pairings, Angela tends to be paired with Duran both in story and romance, and from what I've heard she does fall for him at the end but I don't know for sure sadly. Still, Angela does pretty well when it comes to this area, especially potentially having a cool love interest.
Grade: B+

===Age===
According to Pixiv and other sites, Angela is 19 years old. That is of course a very good age for my tastes, being close to her 20s which she looks like she would be. She does act slightly spoiled sometimes but not so much that it wouldn't fit with her age, and she is the oldest female playable character in the game. And also interesting is that her love interest Duran only seems to be 17, younger than she is which helps too. Overall Angela does really well when it comes to her age.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 75
Average score: 8.3
Final Grade: B

: Hmm, it appears that I did much better in this area than the past one.

Being fair it's not like they can use an awful buttcape to cover up your age or something.

: I think Senran's localization did something similar. Then again, if you get offended about a nineteen year old showing off you're just asking to be made fun of.

Like how Square deserves to be hated for hiding asses!

: Exactly. Though with my ass so huge now I doubt they'd be able to hide it at all!

*Angela proudly shows off her huge ass, which could barely fit in her hands.*

Looks incredibly sexy, you must have leveled up into being an ARSEmage with that kind of size!

: Oh ho ho~ Like you said, my attack would surely do far more damage now~

Yes, but I'd rather not take more damage even from a sexy attack.

: We don't need Topaz dying in the middle of your blog. Well, near the end but still.

: That is fair, though it is a shame I didn't do better.

I agree, I blame all the issues Square gave the remake. Namely when it comes to your ass. Your libido otherwise is pretty good, charming people but being shy enough to not be overly perverse.

: But of course. I may be a troublesome princess, but I am not overly lewd! Though what is this about Duran? I-I would never do something like that!

Fair as I tend to rile people up like that. But it is a cool pairing regardless, helped by him being younger. A shame he's not a shota, nor hit by the mini ailment!

: If that were to happen Angela would squish him with her gigantic ass!

Sounds like something Zettai would enjoy. But it's not all just Angela's age and libido that are good! Though her ass is certainly sexy.

: Oh ho~ But of course!

BUTT of course indeed! Your personality is great too, with both the somewhat sad backstory even if you tend to have a positive and fun outlook. I like casters especially broken ones which you do outstandingly well, and pretty much everything about you is cool!

: I'm glad to hear that, you must have good taste to recognize my magical powers~

But of course, as I'm not your mother. For many obvious reasons.

: Still, I must praise you for talking so well about me. It is a shame that the Remake cause so many issues, as I would have done much better.

I agree! Imagine your bare fat ass on modern consoles!

: Topaz, there's still that one compilation game...

I mean sure, but that's not what I meant. And imagine her ass at the size it is now...

: I would just turn around and knock enemies all around! Truly the most deadly ass around!

Makes me think of Minna... Regardless I supposes it's time for us to go.

: I understand, as the snow must have stopped by now.

True, so let's take our leave and-MMPPHH!

*Topaz opens the door, only to faceplant into piled up snow which went beyond the size of the door. He backed out, brushing himself off and closing the door.*

It looks like it snowed even more than we expected... How are we going to get out of here?

: Oh no! I just hope we won't need to eat one another to keep from starving!

: That sounds terrible, as I bet Topaz tastes awful! But don't worry, as I have my magic! We'll be out of here in no time!

W-wait, is that a good idea?!

*Angela still bends over and aims her huge ass. She lets out fitting gigantic fart, causing the whole building to shake.*

PPPPTTTTTTHHHHHHAAAAUUUURRRRTTTTT

Phew, we aren't smelling it...

: I would not want you to deal with my “Cyclone”. But is it just me or are we moving...?

*Indeed as the building was leaning to one side. Topaz and the girls fall to one side, toppling it over and causing it to fall downhill. The cabin continues to slide down, though fortunately the people inside are unharmed. Even as the building hits the bottom, crashing and kicking the others out they were somehow safe. Wet, as they fell into a shallow river, but otherwise safe.*

Man, that was a surprisingly fun ride.

: What do you mean “FUN”? I had my eyes closed for most of it.

: I agree that it was fun! My ass is more destructive than I expected too!

???: Eeh? Angewa? What awe you doing hewe?

: Oh no, I hope that Topaz won't force himself to keep that dialect through the next blog.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to, as it seems we have met next week's girl...

: Eh heh.... Wittle ow' me? You have my thankies~

: At least I'll still be around, but I hope it won't be too annoying.

I'll have to work hard, but it should be fine! Be sure to tune in next time, evewyone! Darn, she has me doing it too!

*With that Topaz ends this week's blog. Who is this mysterious little girl? Tune in next time!*

: I'm 15!

*Wait what.*

This is the seven-hundred-fourteenth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone! I'm glad that you're here on this special day!

: It's special? Isn't it like any other Thursday?

: Maybe he's doing a certain good girl.

I mean that's correct, but it isn't even Thursday! And do you know what that means?

: Cake...?

I mean I would like that any time. But indeed it's my birthday.

: So then what does that mean?

: You're not going to be doing THAT until we get back on Earth...

*Ririchiyo blushes and looks to he side.*

: What are you talking about?

: N-NOTHING!

Come on, Riri. You don't need to be embarrassed.

: But-

I know that I can't play the Switch until we get back. It's not like we brought it with us anyway.

: Oh! I thought that you meant... er, nevermind.

*She blushes as Kaoruko turns to Riri. The assistant seems to be spinning the spools in the tape.*

: So what are you doing anyway?

: Oh, I'm rewinding the tapes the old fashioned way. It's not like we have rewinders anymore.

I never got those when the VCR could rewind itself. It just seemed like extra cost.

: Technology back in the day was sure a mess.

: We can only imagine how momma and master survived...

It's a miracle, though there are some things that were better back then. I blame terrible people getting into fads and ruining them from the inside. Like an infection or parasite.

: That partially sounds familiar...

: That is a good way to describe it. But I finished rewinding the tapes.

: Wait, wasn't Topaz supposed to do that?

Ririchiyo did it better!

: He just got nervous that he'd ruin all his hard work. Something about 2017 guest blogs or something.

Even if that was the others, but at least that aired before the tapes were ruined! And it was a lost episode of Spongebob reference too.

: Topaz has a habit of enjoying lost media.

I do! It's really interesting that people keep finding things that were once thought to be lost forever! But enough about that. I think that it's time to go to the footage.

: As long as it's not found footage and will attack us we should be fine.

: This is not a horror blog!

: True, and let us hope it's not a horror-ible blog either!

I sure hope not, as it's this year's meganekko blog! But enough stalling, this isn't Gen 2!

*With that Riri hands the tape over and places it in the VCR. After a bit of static the show begins and the camera goes towards the monitor. Rather than be the screen though the film transpositions to the tape, as if the viewer was there.*

*The camera shows a bowling alley though it seems almost empty. However, one girl in a very conservative outfit is using the lanes, and she makes a very elegant toss. The ball seems to swerve perfectly, hitting the strike and knocking all the pins down. The score monitor above the lane makes a generic clip art-like picture that says “STRIKE!”.”

: YES! WHOO HOO!

*The meganekko jumps around, bouncing quite a bit and that of course includes her fairly plump ass which can be seen even with her long skirt. The camera moves towards her as if being carried by Topaz, who even looks at it in a selfie-like way.*

Oh hey everyone! You got to see the girl today make her throw! And look at that wonderful body move around as she looks so happy!

*He approaches further, surprising the girl.*

Great job there. I can see how skilled you are at bowling.

: W-what? EEEK!

*As she was pulling her ball from the return, which was somewhat noisy, she didn't hear Topaz approaching until he said something. She drops the ball in shock, having it somehow land on his foot and deal 5 damage. Although the bowling ball is heavy and solid it still bounces slightly and rolls right into the gutter. The score monitor makes a generic clip art-like picture of a person holding their nose and going “What A Stinker!”. The girl is flustered as Topaz even falls against the nearby seats, flipping over them in a comedic fashion. Some time later he has his shoe off and his foot is being rubbed by the flustered girl.*

: I am so sorry about that! I cannot believe that I would injure someone with a ball!

Don't worry. I shouldn't have surprised you, so it is my fault.

: Luckily you should be alright. You seem tougher than your look, so it should only cause a little bit of swelling.

Oh, I'm pretty sure I have some “swelling”...

: What are you talking about?

*She looks up at Topaz and tilts her head, her long beautiful hair cascading wonderfully. Her buttons on her top look quite tight, and from his seated position he can see how fat and sexy her ass is too. He blushes though, trying to not be too affected by her appearance.*

A-anyway, that's not important. What is important is that I want to talk about you!

: Wait, are you that Topaz fellow that was supposed to be coming? I still cannot believe that you would want to interview me.

Why would that be? You're a wonderful girl and I want more people to learn about you! Especially if your manga won't likely get an anime, which is unfortunate.

: Well it was never all that popular. Though what should I expect, as I'm in the lead. If it was about my mother I'm sure that there would be even more fans but for a plain girl like me...

Nonsense! You're an incredibly beautiful girl, and that's why I want to talk about you on this special day!

: S-special?!

*She blushes.*

Indeed as it is meganekko day. That means that it will be a special blog that I'll talk about a beauty in glasses like yourself! You're the only one that I want to talk about!

: Are you sure? I mean I'd be fine with you talking about me, b-but aren't there better girls you can talk about?

I came all the way to talk about you, and I know that you want to be talked about to. You deserve your moment in the sun!

: I wouldn't say that... Maybe I'm better suited for the shadows.

Don't say something like that. And since she did technically give the alright how about I mention that...



: I am surprised that you're still doing me, and that picture... it's better than the one that I had!

Of course as I want to use color images as often as I can! I want to make sure that the meganekko day girl looks good after all, as it's not only once per year but it's also my birthday!

: Such pressure... This is like trying to get a Greek Church!

I'd rather have Greek love with you, Touka! Er, I suppose that I should mention that a “Greek Church” is the 4-6-7-8-10 pins still standing.

: Indeed, as it is a very difficult pick-up-wait, what's “Greek love”?

It's not important.

*Touka tilts her head trying to realize what he means. However the camera seems to glance towards her skirt-clad ass which, as she's sitting on the fabric, is pulling snug on her plump round cheeks.*

Anyway, to help calm your nerves how about you take a few rounds in the lane? I'm sure that you'll be able to relax.

: R-relax?! With you watching me?!

*She blushes cutely.*

I thought that you were more used to guys watching!

: I mean I am a little... b-but with that camera...

Don't worry. It's not on yet.

*Despite lying Topaz still has the camera aim at Touka's sexy body, showing off her sexy curves and plump ass.*

: A-are you sure?

No. This is an antique after all. But don't worry. You did perfectly the first one that I saw you shoot!

: You saw that? B-but my form was slightly off... And to be seen...

*Her eyes have spirals under her glasses, causing Topaz to playfully flick her forehead. She pouts cutely from the smack.*

Don't keep making excuses. You should just bowl for the sheer joy of bowling!

: A-alright! I'll try my best then!

*She picks up the ball from the ball return and takes a deep breath. Pretending that Topaz wasn't there Touka makes a perfect roll, centering her spirit. The ball goes down and she gets another strike, only this time she gets flustered at her celebration so she just smiles.*

: L-look Topaz! I did it, and even while you were watching!

That you did! Great job! Are you more relaxed now?

: A little bit. How about I make another toss?

Fine by me!

*Topaz watches as she gets her ball back. However, he notices that a string on her skirt seems to be lose...*

W-wait, before you throw that-

*Touka takes a deep breath and throws the ball. It does go down the alley but not quite right as Touka's foot seemed to have slipped on the string from her skirt. It causes her long skirt's buttons to snap and she shows off her plain panty ass. It looks as plump and sexy as expected, and also she panics and flusters with a bright red face.*

: EEEK!

I-it's alright! Your ass looked great!

: Not only did I tear my skirt but you saw my b-big butt! I can't believe it!

I can't either. Who calls it a “butt” any more? Call it an ass like an adult!

: That's what you're getting offended by?! Oh man, and I tore it all the way down my skirt too! I can't repair it like this, and m-my panty ass will be completely exposed for the whole blog!

That's alright, as your fat ass looks great! In general you look very wonderful!

: P-please don't say such things! It's embarrassing!

*She blushes as she tries to cover her ass.*

Certainly em-bare-ass-ing...

: Please! I-I do have some pants in case of something like this... b-but I need to go change...

Go right ahead, I can wait for you. In fact, how about I begin the blog while you're gone? Well, if you can hear me at least.

: I should be able to, so please talk all you want! I-I might be a little bit...

*Touka makes her way to the backroom, holding her torn skirt in front of her to cover her panties. Her ass jiggles as Topaz watches her make her way back, her cheeks looking very plump and sexy. He then coughs, shaking his head to return to reality.*

W-well, after all that I'm sure that you're surprised that we still have to begin the blog. Can't forget about the important part after all!

*With that Topaz begins the blog, allowing Touka time to change.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Touka has some extremely good hair, but that does not mean that she remains that way. That said, for the majority of the series she has basically my ideal style. She has long hair that goes straight down her back, going about to her waist if slightly longer. Her sides are also really long and frame her face, and let's not forget about her beautiful and nearly flawless hime cut. It could use a little more fullness, but without major gaps it still looks great and is a very nice length. Touka does show her ears but that isn't too problematic. There's some variety as she has had braids or a ponytail, and probably other hair styles. I'll also say that black hair looks fantastic for her, and while her hair does appear a little stringy it isn't anything troubling either. I will say that Touka did have shorter hair in the past, as well as the last chapter. Yes, that means that Touka had one of those terrible last-minute time skip haircuts. Presumably it's due to her becoming okay with the love issue, but I hate that trope. It's especially painful considering how simply amazing her hair was prior, like turning a red-eyed black-haired potential Cure villain into a blue-eyed blonde-haired version. Okay, so it's not THAT awful (and believe me, that is something we'll get in with that girl) but I really don't like girls cutting their hair. Especially for some resolve reason as that's always corny and to make it worse her bangs get pulled back to ruin her hime cut with a gap on the right side. Overall for the majority of the series Touka looked really great, especially for my tastes, but her hair cut pulled her score back to slightly above average due to how terrible it looks.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
As this year's meganekko day girl it is no surprise that Touka wears glasses. Fortunately they aren't lost by the time skip or else I'd be even angrier at the ending (granted I've calmed down since but still). They're a very nice pair of thick frames, mostly seen on the upper side but do note that there's a lot more detail in the design than in most other series. You can even see the nose pieces, and there are very few times where she's not wearing them as well (mainly going into water or getting dressed). As far as shape goes Touka does pretty well here too, with a well detailed shape and a nicely emphasized upper lid. Granted it's not tsurime, more of a rounded or flat look, but that might be because her eyes seem narrow for an anime character. Her eyelashes do a good job of providing some shape to her eyes as well. The pupils do have a lot of detail and I like many of her cute expressions. I will mention that she does have blue eyes, but other than the covers as this is a manga it's hard to tell and her eye color looks more on the darker side. Overall while not quite perfect for me, Touka's eyes do fit her personality and I really love her beautiful glasses as well.
Grade: A

===Face===
Touka is the type of girl who is often considered “plain” for some reason, but perhaps that's just due to anime cuteness being a thing. Still, I find her extremely beautiful and her expressions are all really great. Her blush is really pretty too, which she does somewhat often. I will mention that she does have somewhat thick eyelashes, but it isn't pointed out or anything. Due to the art style her nose does look somewhat bigger, but only occasionally when the bridge is drawn. Her facial structure has some very nice curves to it, and I like how she has a mole on the left side near the bottom of her mouth. Not that I'm too into moles, but it is something interesting that she stands out for. That said, overall Touka does fairly well in this area with a beautiful face that's further improved by her lovely glasses.
Grade: B+

*After the sections we return to “reality” where Riri smacks Topaz around. She doesn't do damage though. The tape is fortunately paused as well.*

Ow ow! I mean not really, but what's all that for!

: You told me that you were just going out with friends that day! I can't believe that you were spending time with a girl that looks like THAT!

I was with friends that day! It came after we already had the tape!

: Time sure is funny in this blog.

: I mean Topaz doesn't plan out these things properly. But I still want to hear more about this girl!

: As do I, so let's go back to the tape!

Great plan!

: You're just trying to excuse yourself from the various things that you'd do with her!

I'll have you know that I was a perfect gentleman!

: Sure sure.. then let's get back to the video.

With pleasure!

*As Topaz unpauses the tape we go back just as Touka is coming back from the backroom. She's wearing tight pants now, which are snug against her fat cheeks. She even shakes her hips as she sits down beside Topaz. Well, a few seats down as she'd be embarrassed otherwise.*

: I'm sorry about that, I just have a problem with being seen.

I understand, there's a lot of girls in your spot. But we hadn't talked about that, and instead we talked about your head.

: I-I cannot believe that you would think that I'm so cute.

Of course! Meganekkos are wonderful, and you have extremely beautiful glasses that you keep through the series and wear in most opportunities! You didn't even attempt contacts which is a plus, and I love how you cutely adjust them because they're ever so slightly too big so you have to adjust them some times! You might even have multiple pairs and... er...

*Topaz notices how flustered Touka was as a result of all the glasses praises. She even adjusts them near the temples.*

: Y-you really like glasses, don't you?

They're really versatile! Especially a pair like yours, and your eyes are really nice too! Even with the blue color, which isn't too noticeable in the manga, they're incredible as I like the cute shape of them. There's a nice amount of detail too!

: I-I have never heard that kind of praise before...

You deserve it though! Your face is great too! You have such beautiful facial expressions and I even like your cute mole too!

: Y-you don't have to lie! I know that I'm very plain and-

But that's what's so great about it! You're really great for my tastes! And that's not counting the hair... *cough most of the time...*

: Eh? Something wrong with my hair?

*She shows it off, the long flowing black locks falling beautifully.*

Not now, certainly. You have extremely great hair and would easily have been perfect. If it wasn't for the time skip haircut at least. I hate that trope where girls cut their hair after heartbreak. Instead they should make it longer!

: Eh?! How?!

Listen I don't know these things. But time skips certainly give a chance for hair to be long, and I'm also tired of adult anime women having short hair as they should keep it down and long! I mean it's a preference, but yours looks so great!

: I do thank you...

*She seems to be squirming a bit.*

Hmm? Do you have to take a break? Well, don't let me keep you.

: A br... I-It's not that. It's just that ever since I came back my pants have felt really tight...

Oh, I understand! Looking at you too much makes-er, too much information...

*Luckily Touka didn't seem to hear Topaz's last line.*

: I don't get it... these pants fit yesterday...

*She shakes her hips as she bends over, trying to adjust the legs of her pants. However, the part that's really tight is of course her fat jiggly ass. Her panties even stick out the top slightly as she tries to adjust, but her cheeks definitely look too big for her outfit.*

I-I think I know the reason...

: Oh? What's that? Don't tell me it's due to a big dinner...

Because of my blogs I have a habit of causing girls to have their asses grow. Your ass looks beautiful though!

: I-it's not too big or anything?

If anything it'll grow even further, but I'm sure that it won't affect your score!

: That is a relief... I was afraid it would get in the way of my bowling.

Right because I don't apply blog noncanon things and-wait, you mean...

*Touka bravely picks up her ball and throws it down the lane, putting a good amount of spin on it. It was slightly stronger than intended, meaning she gets a split rather than a direct strike.*

: Hmmm... This is a lot more weight, and because of that my legs seem stronger too... I should be able to adjust to this...

*She throws a ball and picks up the split. However, as she's leaning forward with her arm out her hips and especially her barely-contained ass look great.*

: YES! I picked up the spare!

Perhaps spare pants are in order as well. You're about to split those...

: EEK!

*Touka blushes from Topaz's comment, attempting to cover her bowling ass but her hands are far too small for her massive cheeks.*

: P-PLEASE! Just go to the next area!

But it's the-

: I don't mind! Just get to it!

Fine fine... If you insist... Heh heh heh...

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Touka definitely has some issues when it comes to this area, though they're mostly due to the next area. Still, she is fairly curvy and slightly plump though I like that sort of thing. She's about average height though it is a little hard to judge. She does have a nice lower body, and she does have a few nice ass moments though there could always have been more. There's one where she flashes her lower body and her ass and thighs take up most of the page! Sadly as the series goes on the fanservice seemed to be put to the side, and what little Touka got was mostly mamocentric. She does at least show her bare ass at one point, which is always nice and more than what a lot of other girls can say. Her legs are also quite nice, especially her thighs, and in general her somewhat-athletic body has curves in all the right places. Still, with her “baggage” she doesn't have too much stamina and is rather slow when it comes to running (fortunately bowling doesn't require a lot of that though). Overall Touka looks incredible, with some nice ass moments and showing off her body really well (even if against her wishes).
Grade: B+

===Chest===
That said, Touka's chest is very large and that gets pointed out quite a bit. She is very embarrassed and insecure about it, and being so curvy makes her worried while bowling. She doesn't admit her cup size when asked, being embarrassed though I'm not sure if it's brought up in a later chapter. It is mentioned that each one of her breasts weighs about 5 kg, which is dumb if it's her only measurement but I blame the one groping her comparing her to the weight of a bowling ball. Despite having a couple of opportunities she doesn't show her nipples, even in the manga volumes, though she does get comforted when Koyomi bonds though suckling her (getting bite marks on her chest as a result). Overall Touka does very poorly here, only saved by not being entirely mamocentric thanks to some convenient scenes but only barely and she still has a lot of troubling problems.
Grade: C-

===Clothes===
As expected of her personality Touka's outfits are usually very reserved. She often wears a long black skirt with red bowling shirt and a vest to try and hide her size, getting convinced to roll up said skirt and remove her vest to try and get used to it. She also gets an official bowling shirt later on as well, and wears it after the time skip with tight pants. She also has a lot of casual outfits which include things such as a ribbed sweater with pants, but she does have trouble getting clothing (both under and overwear) due to her curvy body. She even bursts buttons or zippers (meaning the teeth, not flinging the zipper part out like a projectile) and has other busty girl problems as well like sweating through her shirt. Other outfits include a striped bikini during a shota's imagination and a naked apron during another imagination (and showing off her ass too), as well as a gym uniform with pants and jacket. There's also official art of her in a cow print bikini and she wears a towel on occasion too. There's probably more, but overall Touka does pretty well showing some of the troubles she has but still having a good amount of cute outfits (as well as some fetishy kinds in the imaginations of other characters).
Grade: B+

*We return to Topaz and Touka, with the latter having a redder face than ever before. She is strangely closer to Topaz, at least close enough to start beating on him cutely like Riri would.*

Ow ow ow! Well, not really. Luckily like you said I'm very defensive. But what is all this for?

: Y-you should have talked about m-my body like that! I'm really embarrassed about it!

You shouldn't be! Granted I can understand it, but you have a wonderful body!

*The camera gives her a very nice pan, making to show off her fat ass in shorts and chest which is big though not as big as her ass has become. She isn't sure which side to cover up with her arms.*

: P-please stop looking at me like that!

I'm really sorry but you're so beautiful! I mean the series does sadly show off your chest way too much, so I suppose that makes sense that you have a complex about that.

: Of course, and I get so conscious of my curves while people are watching me.

It's alright, I imaging that's natural. You get it in your head and it bothers you, so you can't think of how your body poses and moves. You shouldn't have to worry though, as I'm sure that they will still appreciate your bowling skills!

: But it's just too hard!

I wasn't thinking you could see-er, n-never mind! Just know that you did pretty well because of your really great ass and lower body. Like I've said before you look really great, and maybe if the series weren't so mamocentric you wouldn't have that kind of complex! I blame people caring way too much about boobs and not about asses. Obviously boobs are fools after all...

: Y-you're talking so much, and it's making me nervous... H-how about we get back to the previous areas... Or the next ones, that will work out well too!

*Topaz pats Touka cutely, who seems to be getting overly embarrassed.*

I suppose, but I still have to talk about your clothing. Granted there are moments where your large chest does get in the way there too, but overall the nice selection of sensible outfit mixed with the occasional perverse one really works out.

: P-please! It was already embarrassing hearing you talk about my body and clothes... I know that I'm not as fashionable as Koyomi, or as outgoing as my mother...

Don't worry about that! And I'm sure that my fans understand as well, even if they don't know you and probably won't outside of the blog!

: Then I hope that I am giving them a good impression...

*For some reason she comes closer to Topaz, showing off her surprisingly erotic body. However the screen soon goes to static, causing Topaz to smack the monitor and machine.*

EH?! NOW?! But that's going to be so suggestive!

: You had better not taken advantage of her while I wasn't there, Topaz!

*For some reason Riri arrives on the screen, seeming to work the camera.*

: Momma is on the picture box!

W-wait, what is this Riri?

: N-NOTHING! Give me that! Don't watch!

: Well that just makes us want to watch it!

: N-NO! It's embarrassing!

: Then we should keep watching, now shouldn't we?

*May, Saki and Kaoruko hold back Riri from getting at the tape. The Ririchiyo on the screen talks to herself, seeming to be in a bedroom. She looks at the pants she's wearing, especially shoving her fat ass towards the camera.*

: I don't see what Rika is saying. These pants look just right! I just bought them after all, but I can't get a good look without the camera...

*She even dances in an assy way.*

: Oh no, Topaz~ I've got such a big ass, and no one to carry it~ What even shall I do?

Hey, Riri! What are you doing as it's dinnertime!

*Topaz's voice is heard on the tape, apparently heading towards Riri.*

: N-NOTHING! Sheesh, where's that power button?

*Riri then moves over to the camera, turning it off before the video returns to static.*

So what was all THAT?

: Rika told me that those pants were too small for my ass, and I didn't want to break them in front of you!

But it would be sexy!

: T-that's not important!

: Ufufu, are you sure you don't want to be an idol?

: I don't want to hear that kind of idea!

: Master, momma? We hear the tape returning.

*As Jack says that Touka's voice is heard, even if the static is still on the screen.*

: This is the first time I've done something like this... At least with a guy...

: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

I swear I'm a gentleman!

*Indeed as the visual soon returns, and it shows that Topaz is on Touka's lap. She's patting his head.*

: I'm sorry for knocking you off the seat, but I'm glad your head is feeling alright.

But of course as your sexy thighs are so soft! And-

*Topaz goes to look up towards Touka's face, but there is a very obvious obstruction in he way. He quickly sits up, blushing himself.*

: Eh? Are you feeling better already?

Y-yeah. Don't worry about that. I'll just take a drink and-

*Topaz picks up a nearby can of soda, only he's so flustered that he accidentally shakes it in his trembling. As he opens it the resulting burst hits Touka directly.*

: EEEP! You've got it all over my ch-er, shirt and glasses! Now I'll be such a sticky mess.

I do apologize but please rephrase that!

: I'm going to go get changed, and as my pants are so tight maybe I'll change them too...

*As she says that Touka splits her pants, her enormous cheeks burst out. Topaz tries to help cover them, or at least touch her, but both hands barely fit on one of her cheeks now.*

W-wow.. they're like 18 pounders... And yet so perky!

: D-don't compare my ass to bowling balls!

You're right, as it's in Freedom Units and people won't recognize that it's slightly above 8 kg each.

: That's not the reason why!

*She then runs to the backroom to change once again, her plump cheeks looking hungry from how much they eat her panties which are wedged deep.*

W-well, since Touka is changing how about we return to the blog? I'm sure that she can hear me in there too.

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Touka is a really great girl for my tastes. She's a shy girl who slowly opens up as the story goes on, gaining more confidence as the series goes on. In the beginning she can't bowl in front of others, especially guys, but she wants to follow her mother's footsteps and become a renowned female bowler. The series is mostly about her going through various trials, getting a little better each time and playing games against various female rivals. Sadly Birdie Wing this isn't so there's no overly shounen battle sports, mostly realistic bowling as far as I can remember. But Touka does have a lot of adoration for the sport as she works at a (mostly abandoned) alley and even makes sure to scrub the floors every day. She does feel like she's in her mother's shadow, and as mentioned she is very self-conscious about her body and showing off though she gets better with being able to be seen. Overall Touka might not seem too interesting but that's probably just me being unable to find the words to describe her well. She's a great hard worker, going towards her ambitions even though she is such a shy and anxious girl and eventually meeting her goals. Sadly as a manga-only character she doesn't have a VA, but I do appreciate the series even if the ending seemed a little rushed (at least to me).
Grade: B+

===Libido==
This is probably Touka's biggest issue, especially when it comes to my tastes. Well, not as bad as the haircut, but that is easily ignored as it was in the last chapter. For one, she is very nervous in the beginning showing off, being unable to bowl if a guy is watching. But getting to her love interests, she has a crush on her coach for most of the series though he doesn't seem to notice (even with all the inspiration he gives her). It's a pretty big driving force of the series that she wants to do well at bowling to show how improved she is to him. She even kisses his poster to get prepared in the morning! However, this doesn't go well as her heart is broken as her mother, who she has a pretty big inferiority complex towards, seems to go after him instead (said mother is 39, being older than him by about 10 years). I don't have a problem with how the relationship went, but rather that Touka seemed to become yuri afterward. Granted that part of the series isn't translated so I can't be sure, but I do know that she ends up with Koyomi the (yuri) friend that was with her since the first chapter. They even had a teacher that was shipping the two of them from the beginning. Maybe I'm just angry that Ren the middle school boy with a crush on her didn't really seem to get his arc resolved as the series had to be cut due to interest failing (which is sadly what happens to a lot of series these days). That may also be why the yuri resolution seemed so rushed, but there is also the language barrier so I don't know exactly the dialogue. And it's not that Koyomi wasn't interested in her in the beginning, but I always think of that being a part of female-driven slice of life. They do have their moments early too, so I'm probably just still recovering from the shock that a series like this would go full-yuri. Luckily my frustrations have gone down since, which is helpful. I will also mention that Touka is pretty submissive, which is unfortunate as well. Still, Touka does overall do alright and I suppose I cannot be angry that she found love. I just hope that she didn't settle. And her being so embarrassed about her body effects this score as well.
Grade: C+

===Age===
Touka is the standard age for an anime girl, meaning about high school age. At least if you're not counting the time skip nor flashbacks, though I cannot say for sure her exact age or grade. She does seem quite older in the last chapter, being an adult but I don't know how much time had passed as it hasn't been translated. I will mention that the coach that Touka had a crush on was nearly 30 which is a bigger age gap than I'd like, though as mentioned he went with her mother instead. Guys her own age also oogle her curvy body, at least if her mother isn't around, but my favorite is of course the middle school boy Ren who has a huge crush on her! Sadly that wasn't meant to be, as mentioned prior. However, those romantic interests don't affect Touka all that much, and overall her score does alright but I wouldn't mind having more knowledge about her age.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 73
Average score: 8.1
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for this week, or at least today! Even if this was prerecorded.

: I wasn't expecting to do so well. I'm sure that there are many people who could do better, like my mother...

Nonsense! You're a wonderful meganekko which is something she could never be! You've got a great design and body for my tastes, and most of the issues that I had were late in the series. I blame being overly invested.

: S-so you only care about my body then! You guys are all the same!

I mean sure I did get interested in the series because of your design. I doubt that I'd really read a sports series without some sort of initiative like that. But personality wise you're really great too! I like shy girls and you've got just the right amount of nerdy-ness for my tastes too!

: N-nerdy?!

I mean that in the best possible way! I mean I'm the one that has a scoring sheet for anime girls and have been talking about them for over ten years. Going on fifteen.

: That is really incredible. And to think that I will now be immortalized...

That you will be, or at least as long as this site continues to operate. But it is a shame that more information about your age wasn't available. Same for measurements, though that might just cause more mamocentric issues.

: True... Though I am thankful for such a full ass, even if that will catch eyes instead.

Good for them, I hope that many people watching your bowling will become ass-lovers. Then they'd gain intelligence.

: I am still a little flustered at being stared at though, even as you're gazing up and down my body...

Well it's extremely attractive and with your bigger ass it looks even better! But I do apologize for staring as I should have know it would bother you. Especially with you taking a more yuri ending, which was still a surprise to me! I'm too used to that sort of thing just being bait so I probably got overly frustrated.

: It's alright. Especially since you couldn't really talk about a series that others don't care about.

Right. And I wouldn't want them to read it either due to how mamocentric it is, even if it does have its ass moments.

: It's alright. How about I help a bit... It is your birthday after all.

*She opens her arms out wide for a hug, blushing.*

A-are you sure?

: Yes, at least for now... I'll let you enjoy some “soft therapy”... And hurry before I change my mind.

*Topaz nods and approaches. However, that is the end of the tape. Topaz gets beaten on by Riri.*

: W-what was that part near the end, Topaz!

Tee hee!

*Topaz smiles with his tongue out the corner, acting innocent. This causes Ririchiyo to chase him around.*

: Come back here and tell me what happened! Stop being so coy!

No way! You're going to smack me again, and I'm sure that my readers won't be happy either!

: That only makes it MORE awful! Don't leave off on such a terrible note! What did I tell you about...

*Her voice trails off as Riri continues to chase Topaz, leaving the other girls alone with the machine.*

: Not the first girl he had that sort of fun with this week, and probably not the last...

: What a pervert! But hopefully his readers still enjoyed the blog!

: Agreed, though I am sure that they did. It had a good amount of ass service, even if it's of a girl they don't know too well. That said, it seems like the blog is over for today as those two just ran off...

: Perhaps we should trail them?

: I'll try my best in my mecha, but I can't take a lot of cramped corridors.

: I suppose it would be good. Though we haven't seen many enemies lately. I wonder...

*We leave those trio and go back to one of the prison cells. The familiar KurlKurl is there, knocking on the door.*

KurlKurl: Prisoner I have come here to bring you your meal. I know that we're in space, but it should still be dinner... Hello?

*She listens at the door, only to hear nothing. As she opens up nothing but confetti pops out.*

KurlKurl: To think that I would be made a fool like this. Let us get the robots on high alert! We've got an escapie!

*On another part of the ship, between where the escape was and Topaz and Riri, was a girl who crushed a robot's head with her bare hand. Well, it was enhanced with some type of divine energy. It crumples on the floor.*

: Quick! Capture her alive! We need her scorn!

*More robots approach, but they get shut down by various simple magic tricks that were set like traps. The mysterious goddess continues to head forward, talking to herself. However, her bows bounce with every step though her eyes are obscured.*

????: To think that your magic abilities would be so useful. It must be the effect of the scorn, but I know that Topaz's blog will help me clear that up for you...

*She looks up.*

: Prepare yourself, Topaz. I shall be meeting you... soon... And I don't mean in a week either.

*And with that this year's meganekko day blog is over. Join us next week, wait no-TOMORROW! For another blog.*

This is the seven-hundredth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We begin the blog with Ririchiyo still chasing a mysterious ninja through the rooftops.*

: Mysterious? She told us her name last time!

: You cannot expect people to remember that.

: I can see that happening with Topaz in particular. He's so forgetful that he'd forget the plot if he didn't have to write reminders every so often like this.

: So he has a poor memory... That would explain why he didn't recognize me.

MMMPPHH!

*Topaz struggles uselessly against the ropes, his mouth still gagged. He's still being carried by the ninja, being held against her back and over her shoulders as she leaps with great agility from the various rooftops. Ririchiyo's youkai power is allowing her keep up though.*

: For someone with an ass as yours I'm surprised that you can keep up!

: I have a lot of practice moving around with an ass like this. That said, I imagine that if you had Topaz blog you that you'd have a large ass like this too!

: Why would I want something like that? It would only get in the way!

: Obviously not. Look at how well I'm able to move around, so you should get used to it. Rather it's those things on your chest that you should be worried about.

: My breasts? Why would you bring up something like that?!

: It's obviously they're sucking all the brain out of your head, like the parasites that they are! Explains why politicians are defending T*wawa after all...

: Wawa? I have no idea what you mean.

: Be glad that you don't, as you're from a time far ago. Easily at least fifteen years!

: There's no way that it's been that long since I was created! I mean I'm likely older than that... I think. I'm not sure my age.

MMPPHH!

: Quiet, peanut gallery! And to get back to it, my breasts are not parasites!

: It would explain why you're confusing Topaz for whoever you think that he is.

: I'd tell you but I've been banned from using his real name-

: If only more sites on the internet would follow that.

: But no matter, as I have sworn to serve and protect him ever since the day that he revived me! Well, it's more that he brought my memories back and-

: That sounds like a certain Kid... I can see why you were created when he was playing a lot of PS1 RPGs...

: Quiet with that!

*The ninja throws various knifes at Riri, trying to evade the youkai. However, it doesn't work at all.*

: You cannot say that what I had to go through once the opponent Hades used his killer move on me!

: At least you can come back, unlike a certain flower girl! That said, I'm glad that Topaz is gagged. He'd probably go “HaDEEZ NUTS” or make some other sort of idiotic joke.

: It sounds like you know a lot about Topaz, or whatever you call him. But I never miss my mark so take this!

*The ninja throws a wide arc of kunai at Riri, timing them so that once she slashes one away with her naginata another one is right behind it. The ninja smirks, only to have the youkai move quicker than she expected and knock that one away.*

: N-no way...

*Not only that, but Riri aimed so that the weapon would return to the ninja, flying straight at her at an incredible speed. The ninja evades, but she realizes that another ricocheted kunai is flying straight at her. She takes evasive maneuvers, but it comes close to slashing her braid.*

: Man, Topaz would have killed me had that ended up cutting your hair.

: My hair is the least of your worries! Your attacks had no effect, and even reflecting my own attacks back at me was useless!

Oh? I think that it wasn't useless at all.

: What do you know, you're tied up... and... gagged...

*She looks back in shock, watching as Topaz's bindings all fall off. The viewers then see that due to the quick dodging the ninja had to do didn't account for the captive, causing the weapons to slash against the ropes. Fortunately he's not injured at all, and she falls to her knees.*

: I can't believe it. To think that this would be my third biggest mistake....

: Capturing Topaz was another, but I think you're counting this as all one big mistake. And obviously dying is your biggest mistake, but now I wonder what the other one was.

: Oh it involves a hopeless boss battle.

It was an area where only magic could be used and there was a big boss to be defeated. The time mage wasn't in the party at the time and the red mage had his mp lowered to 0 for plot reasons. The rest of the party had no options either.

: That sounds like a really dumb battle!

If you won it, likely due to using a MP-restoring item and scraping by, you got a pretty nifty reward. And even if you didn't the resident white and black mages joined and caused the rematch to be much easier.

: You know the more you talk about the games you used to make the more upset that I am that you'll likely never finish them.

I mean I'm not a game designer. Though I am good at making interesting stories, as my blogs show.

: Interesting might be giving your blogs too much credit... But now that you're rescued how about we begin the blog properly.

Sounds like a great plan, so what do you think?

*The ninja is sitting down pouting.*

: I guess you really aren't the one that I'm looking for. B-but you still know who I am, and it's not like you told anyone else about this story or game of yours... right?

: Take it from me. Topaz's blogs are strange and there's all sorts of canons around. There's a version of me out there that's completely different, and I'm sure that you'll find your... “Topaz” eventually.

: That gives me great hope for the future. I thank you for this, but if there is something that I can do to apologize for this grand mistake...

*She takes out a dagger and exposes her stomach, which has a large bandage on it.*

: If you ask, I can even do the ultimate sacrifice...

: Don't do it! It's far better to Special Summon monsters than to tribute summon them!

That's not what she means, Ririchiyo! You don't have to go that far anyway. All you need to do is let me do my blog on you.

: Wait, since she attacked me and captured you doesn't that make her an enemy?

: Does such a thing matter?

I mean it might, as we've had mistaken identities a fair amount of time. But at least you're willing to apologize. And being tied up against your body...

: TOPAZ! Behave! (I can't believe that he would get excited from something like this...)

: I am very willing to apologize, but that does not mean that I understand. What is this “blog” that you 're going to have me do?

It's nothing much. I just talk about you in front of the internet.

: And by that he only means less than a handful of people. Though don't forget to warn her that you'll talk about her body-

: That is alright. It is my burden to bear!

: ...Your ass will also become larger.

*She looks back, shaking her hips and looking at her ass.*

: Like you said, I would likely become used to it. Though speaking of “burdens” if the weight becomes too much...

I'm sure that you'll enjoy being assier. So what do you say, shall I talk about you?

: I shall allow it! I want more people to learn about my story, and that of my companions as well!

That is quite honorable, but I don't know how much of the story I'll actually get to. But let's not dawdle as we have a blog to do and...



*While Topaz introduced Xi-Ling Ririchiyo assumed her normal form.*

: Topaz. Just one question.

Go right ahead.

: If she's a ninja, which are notably Japanese, why the heck is her name CHINESE?

: That is a very good point.

The answer should be obvious. I am an idiot.

: While that can excuse a lot of things, this isn't one of them.

That is fair. It's more that in the past I was an idiot when it comes to Xi-Ling. She was created a long time ago and I wasn't as familiar with the differences between Japan, China, and likely other Asian countries like that. It's more that I needed a name and the string of words looked like it would work...

: Somehow I'm getting the idea that letting you talk about me was a poor one. Another of my mistakes, it would appear...

: But isn't it at least better than taking your own life?

: I may begin to regret my decision.

I mean I didn't have a lot to draw on! Like a lot of my early projects the characters were all either based on friends of mine or random characters from games or television shows or something. I wasn't very creative-still aren't. Though I'm glad that there are sites for names and such now. I can only imagine how much I'd struggle at coming up with names without it.

: So other than just random chance is there any reason for her name?

Not really, but coincidentally I was going to make the ultimate weapons for all the characters named after Greek letters.

: You're really pulling from all sorts of culture, aren't you?

: I believe that the main opponents, such as Hades I mentioned earlier, were all named after Greek gods as well. Perhaps he was just in a chuunibyou mood...

I mean I'm always in that sort of mood. But it was fitting that Xi-Ling's weapon was to be “Xi” so that part of her name fit her weapon.

: That is a dumb reason, but I suppose it makes for a funny coincidence.

I mean it's the best that I can do, being young and terrible at names back then. But enough scolding my high school ignorance. We have a blog to do.

: Wait a minute! Before you begin there's one big thing that you have to do!

: But Topaz already introduced you.

: I mean that is important, but I mean something else!

I went before you captured me, but thanks for asking.

: Not that either! I mean that it wouldn't be very useful for your readers to only have this... pitiful picture to go off of! Isn't there any sort of better picture that you have?

I mean... there IS but I'm no artist.

: I think that all your readers know that by now.

No, I mean that the old drawings are bad, not that I'm bad at writing or anything similar to that.

: How bad can it really be?

Well then, let's take a look...

*Topaz pulls a scroll from Xi-Ling's waist sash. She looks as surprised as Riri.*

: Wait, you had a picture?

: I swear I didn't know!

Don't worry, as it allows me to conveniently show you without making it seem like I just carry pictures of my creations around. That would be strange.

: From what I have seen, you are already strange...

No matter. Let's take a look at THIS!



I apologize in advance.

: For what? Playing a joke on me? Ha ha, what a silly child-like drawing. You SURELY have a better one, correct?

*Topaz shakes his head, making Xi-Ling even more worried.*

: W-wait, you're serious? You can't make your readers look at something like that! And I demand better treatment!

: Don't get your hopes up. Topaz hasn't drawn anything in years so he's no doubt rusty.

: No, that's the sage.

She means I'd still be poor at art due to lack of use, not that my name is “Rusty”.

: That means that the blog will likely be affected though! Can't you do anything?

Maybe after the blog is done. But it can't be done without beginning!

: That sounded really zen but is just obvious.

Fair, but I meant that I'll be starting. Lets begin!

*With that Topaz finally begins the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
It's very hard to tell what color Xi-Ling's hair is due to me designing her in pencil. And not being a great artist in general, but that's besides the point. Due to this, I can't quite tell what her hair color is like. I will say that it looks dark though with lighter-colored bangs. If I had to say now she'd have an almost-black shade of grey for her hair while her bangs are blonde, but I cannot be sure if this was the intended coloring. Luckily I'm able to change it and that means that her color is effectively up to me. So yes, she does have black hair but unfortunately the editor I use to make these characters isn't good enough for multi-colored hair like that (which is why her picture looks different). She also has separated bangs which go around her face, having a big part that shows off most of her forehead. I'm not as big on that and I can't change the original design that much, but I still like her appearance. Xi-Ling's hair is also really long. Even in a braided ponytail it seems to reach her waist or so, and as such I imagine that she has even longer hair when it's down. Sadly I didn't make any images with her hair down (granted I didn't draw a lot of concept art but still). She also doesn't have very thick sides, with her long bangs being more of what frame her face. Overall there are some issues like Xi-Ling having blond highlights (presumably natural I think) and having her hair pulled back, but I also really like the dark color and long braid.
Grade: B+

===Eyes===
Xi-Ling has pretty good eyes, though again my issues with artwork hurt her. She has much narrower eyes than a lot of characters that I've drawn, presumably to indicate that she has the slit-sort of eyes but not knowing exactly how to do that properly (while also showing off her eye color at least). That said, we run into the same issue with her hair color: because I drew her in pencil I'm not sure what her eye color is. The only way of telling would be to look at some of her inspirations, but I can't say for sure if that's what I intended with Xi-Ling. For example, Karen from Harvest Moon (which is likely where I got her bangs from) has green eyes, while Taki has more golden or brown eyes. Considering my tastes at the time I'd probably go with green or brown or something, but again I can't be sure (her eyes could even be intended to be grey for all I remember). Still, overall Xi-Ling has some pretty nice eyes, with narrow appeal and a nice color even if I'm not sure for sure. And you can certainly tell Xi-Ling is from a long, long time ago as she's not even wearing glasses xD.
Grade: B-

===Face===
Once again my art style continues to bite my future version with, though I know that I'm bad at making faces xD. Xi-Ling has a pretty rounded face in art but I think that she'd be more sharp these days, as she's more of a slender character. She also has a small-ish but still angle-shaped nose as well as a small mouth. Granted do note that the mouth isn't as easy to see in the pictures but that's more because of the camera, not my art skills for once xD. Still, there's not much to talk about here, as overall Xi-Ling's artwork is lacking with a lot of details but it still shows that I have similar tastes in features or so.
Grade: B-

: I'm always surprised when you introduce characters that you've created that aren't meganekkos, Topaz.

That is a fair point, but my love of glasses girls is fairly recent. Or at least more recent than when I created Xi-Ling.

: But you loved them when you started this blog so many years ago!

Certainly! I mean even Arima is only 16 years old, and Xi-Ling is even older than that! Time sure flies when you have a routine.

: As long as you don't eat ramen instead of cheese toast I wouldn't be worried.

: Your conversations are so strange... I wish that I could have conversations like that.

I mean you probably could have in your game. If I made it. Because I suck.

: Don't say that! Though it does seem that your poor art skills are certainly causing some problems with me.

*She threatens Topaz with a dagger against his neck.*

: Perhaps I should give you some “incentive” to grade me better.

: Don't bother with that.

T-that's right! Ririchiyo will save me, and I won't have to change my morals or your scores!

: I meant more that you're such a sponge of HP these days that just getting your neck shouldn't do much.

I mean that's one way to be defensive...

: Harumph... So such a sneak attack would be futile. But do tell me, why are you being so hard on me?

Some of it is due to my poor art and not being able to tell what my intentions are and lacking information. But a lot of it is because I can judge a creation of my own harder than normal. They're extensions of my body after all.

: I'd rather be amputated...

: Don't say that! Besides, Topaz said some good things about you, didn't he?

: I do suppose that he did enjoy my hair.

*She brushes her braid to the side, then has it blow in the wind. She also adjusts her bangs in a great way.*

: Wow... Is this blog produced by KyoAni?

Let's hope not, even if that would explain the poor storytelling. At least then people would praise the visuals, unlike what I'm doing to myself.

: Don't be confused and beat yourself up!

: I do suppose that you like my narrow eyes. However, like you said before you prefer girls in glasses these days.

Exactly!

: Hmmm, to think that the villainess from my game you'd like the best would be Athena...

: Sounds suspicious. I'm surprised that Topaz would make a meganekko villainess too.

In all fairness I think I designed her more like Fire Eyes from Evermore. Like I've said many times before I take from other sources.

: Do not worry. As your creation I do not mind.

That's a relief.

: Wait, Elizabeth isn't a villain Topaz!

But she has an evil twin.

: But that one doesn't wear glasses!

No wonder she's evil then! But enough being distracted. We should probably continue with Xi-Ling's blog.

: I agree with that. Though you still have to talk about my face as well.

Your face? I mean I said everything that I needed to before. My art style is pitiful though I do like how it's framed by your bangs. You have nicely shaped... cheeks...

*Topaz is very distracted, which makes sense as while he's talking he (and the camera) can't stop looking at Xi-Ling. Her fat ass is becoming bigger, stretching out the tight outfit she was wearing.*

: Something the matter? Did you get hit by a “daze” effect?

: I can see what he's staring at. Your ass has started to grow!

: To think that my model would change like this after this many years!

For the better no doubt! Look at how delicious your ass is!

*She even bends over in a very flattering angle, arching her back and showing off her plump cheeks.*

: Delicious? I hope that doesn't attract hungry monsters!

I'm not a monster but I'd certainly give your ass a nibble!

: That surprises me, but it proves that you are not the that I am after.

: Really? Even after both of us repeatably told you that you still hadn't understood? What was it, that the guy you thought Topaz was is mamocentric or something?

I wouldn't put it past my past self, sadly... Luckily I've mostly reformed!

: No. It is more that he has no problems with saying... “ass”. There is no way the one I know of would swear like that!

: Ass is a swear? I suppose as it was while doing this blog that you've started using it a lot more.

I blame being more used to using it in other ways as well, but back then I wouldn't say it. After all, I grew up in a sheltered home.

: Then what happened to cause... all this?

Idle hands and idle minds are the devil's playthings...

: That explains the blog I suppose. But I had better get more points for this.

We shall see, as we shall continue on with the blog...

*Topaz starts the next sections.*

==Body==
===Build===
Sadly Xi-Ling doesn't do too well here, again due to the art style. I will probably stop picking on my past art, but not yet as I'm not a skilled artist (perhaps with practice, but I don't need another thing to spend time on uselessly xD). Anyway, the issue is that while Xi-Ling likely has an hourglass-style body, being the sexy character of the game I imagine. Sadly I didn't do too well, and she looks way too blocky. Her arms are too thick and I can't draw hands at all either. Granted she likely doesn't actually look as bad as the image I found, but still she doesn't have a great shape to her. I could have made her hips a lot wider too, as she needs a big ass even if I was still badly mamocentric back then. At least the bath scene likely would have helped, but we'd never know and it was probably from the front. I do suppose that I can count the blog and her expanded ass, but it would be unfair to the other girls. I CAN count her having ass shots in it though, which might help in a very small amount. Overall this is where my poor art skills really hurt Xi-Ling, but if she were to be drawn by a better artist I'm sure that this score would be much better! And if only someone could draw some of the angles in this blog it would be helpful.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Fortunately Xi-Ling doesn't seem all that busty, which is a surprise. I was very mamocentric after all, and as mentioned earlier Taki was one of Xi-Ling's inspirations. She does have a fair curve to her chest, and she does seem to be showing cleavage due to her outfit being thatched (more on that later), but other than being busty she likely doesn't have any mamocentric scenes. Overall while Xi-Ling does have somewhat noticeable breasts she does alright here due to it not being pointed out. Or at least as far as I can remember.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
This is another area that she doesn't do too well. I wasn't too interested in making clothing and I didn't have an eye for detail like I do these days, so Xi-Ling's outfit is extremely basic. I imagine that she's supposed to wear a Chinese dress-type of outfit, but it doesn't seem like that at all. It seems more like a dress that's been cut off in various places, such as the torn shoulder straps that likely means she pulled the sleeves off. She also has a long dress that goes past her knees, with a dark-colored hem that goes up the split on the right side to her hip (or so). The dress also has a thatched chest, somewhat like a villager outfit or peasant shirt or something. I do like the small amount of effort as her dress does seem tight, at least to the hip as I don't know what's going on with her leg. She also has has all dark boots, though they seem more like work boots than anything kinky (they don't even reach her knee and she also lacks any sort of visible legwear too). Finally, Xi-Ling uses a dagger much like a certain Kid, having a sheath and belt along her waist. Still, even with some poor details Xi-Ling's outfit really needs to have a complete overhaul and a lot more outfits would be great too. Granted this was when I was in highschool so not many games, let alone RPGs, allowed you to change the look of the characters.
Grade: C

So what do you think of these sections, Xi-Ling?

: I still find it funny that you're so wrong with her name.

: You'll have to excuse him for being an idiot. Both back then and now.

I mean I can see back then, but there's no way I could have known I'd have a blog back then! Even when I started I never expected the blog to continue on for this long!

: At least you'll always have cute girls to talk about.

Indeed, the only problem will be experiencing enough to keep a steady stream while not forgetting older ones. It's a delicate balancing act-wait, you called me an idiot now too!

: Fu fu fu, to take that long to notice proves how much of a fool you are.

*She crosses her arrms and smirks.*

: After all, even with not wanting to use the blog itself as evidence you still had some mentions of it too.

I mean I really had to, as I didn't want to completely ignore your ass! Games back then didn't have fanservice, or at least a large amount like things today might.

: Well, at least if dumb localizers don't take those scenes out.

Boo people removing sexy scenes just because it doesn't fit with their morals! They're just as bad as those that change lines and such into memes or politics and make the translator seem more like a failed artist!

: Does this really pertain well to me?

Not directly, but it was about your time period where Working Designs were having their fun changing games and making them harder!

: Boo forcing the player to grind against harder enemies for less reward and all the other terrible changes!

: That is a fair point. But I suppose that I should not complain that Topaz has decided to give me a higher score. After all... he may not be the one that I am looking for but I shall still allow him the privilege.

The privilege? For what?

: THIS!

*She takes Topaz's wrists and places her hands against her fat ass. Not only does he fondle her plump cheeks that his fingers seem to sink into her assflab, massaging it in a great way as he even slips under her skirt but he feels her ass as it expands. Her cheeks grow so large that it splits her skirt, wearing skimpy panties and a garter on the side with her longer skirt-side.*

WHOA!

: TOPAZ! Get your hands off her this instant!

: What's the matter? Jealous that he gets to fondle my cheeks?

: N-no! (Yes... Oh my arrhythmia...) I-I just don't want you to be too distracted by the fanservice and forget that you're doing a blog!

: I don't think that he'll forget. He's talking about me after all.

That's right, and if only you wore that sort of thing under your outfit you'd probably score better!

: True, but like you said that likely wasn't the plan back then. Though I should mention that they're black, they're... about backless, and they're straining against my ass which has likely grown to over 120 cm!

Sounds excellent, though you probably still have a ways to go until you beat Riri.

: I don't think anyone will likely be able to compare to me, especially with my short stature.

: That is true, but having Topaz appreciate my sexy panties and huge ass.

I mean I appreciate you all over. You inspired one of my harem girls, in a way.

: Topaz seems to always liked ninjas. Must be the tight outfits.

That's very likely.

: So tight that it seems that mine blew off. But do not worry, as I know that you are not as... what did you call yourself-Mamocentric? As you were back then.

True. At least I know that the world and fanservice doesn't revolve around boobs these days.

: Good boy, good boy. You need to behave more.

Most certainly. But in that case how about we continue with the blog!

*Topaz then heads to the final areas.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Xi-Ling is one of the characters in one of the games that I-well, I don't want to say that I created but more that I wrote down ideas for and never worked on them again. She does have the honor of being the only “original” character in that game, as I tended to use the names of my friends for characters, with the personality to mostly match as well. Anyway, she was the first ally met and helps the lead out of a lot of situations. She's also the standard romantic female lead, even if it turns out that being in the “spy” class rather than a ninja or assassin turns out to be more accurate than just looking at the enemies HP. She has a lot of thief and ninja abilities, tending to use back-stab attacks and a dagger. Her ultimate weapon was the Xi dagger, which may seem like an excuse but all the ultimate weapons were named after Greek letters. The weapon dealt more damage if you keep her in the party, but plot rears its ugly head. You see, as mentioned before Xi-Ling betrays you, and occasionally she wouldn't be in the party for certain battles. Not only that, but she even ends up betraying the evil side and losing her life as a result. You eventually get her back, but that's a lot of battles she loses out on and as such it weakens her ultimate weapon. She also has low defense and magic (not that she needs the latter) and lacks a way for healing, but has great speed and luck (I know that as I was into reading solo-ing RPGs back then and as such the characters in the game have an overview xD). Sadly I mostly talked about her gameplay mechanics as I'm not quite sure what Xi-Ling's personality was meant to be. I think that she was supposed to be the comforting older sister-type, which fits with my tastes these days too. She was also likely kind and patient, but other than making reports she slowly opens up to the party rather than trying to betray them. So somewhat like Celes than a true betrayer. Overall I wish that there was a lot more details that I could give about Xi-Ling, but other than explaining a lot of RPG tropes I really can't. There are reasons I don't make games, mostly time issues, but despite what the blogs tell you I'm bad at creating personalities xD (seems my art isn't the only thing that needs improving).
Grade: B-

===Libido==
This area goes into the plot as well. As mentioned before Xi-Ling is the main female lead and as such likely has some sort of romantic scenes. She also has a twin-band combination move, which is like a Duel Tech from Chrono Trigger/Cross, with the male lead and my namesake. Surprisingly she's the more physical one of the pair, as he's more of a red mage than a warrior. It's possible that she was a sort of female fatale as well, seducing him which would give her more points for leading (even if she'd have an ulterior motive) but I cannot be certain of that. Still, I'm not a romance writer and especially not back then, so some cute shipping might be all that I can do. Still, Xi-Ling does back out of betraying the party of her own will, mostly for the lead hero. Overall I can't say how lewd or aggressive Xi-Ling is as far as this area goes, but I'm sure that she should do quite well.
Grade: B

===Age===
Technically there's no past canon for this, and it's something that's hard to tell. Such a shame as there are times when I'd write ages, but this wasn't one of them. Still, Xi-Ling is probably a teen or so, as I created her back in high school. She's probably older than I was though, as even back then I liked older girls so it's possible that she's college age or so. Then again I can just state that she's 20 and take her for full points. Sadly that seems like a cheap cop-out, but I will say that she still does pretty well. Xi-Ling also lacks birthday details, but overall she does alright though as a custom character I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
Grade: A-

Total Grades: 68
Average score: 7.6
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for the week. What did you think of it?

: Hmmm, I believe that I could have done better. After all, I am one of your creations.

I mean that's why I can be harsher on you. You're from a... I don't want to say a “dark” period, but certainly a mamocentric one.

: Even then Xi-Ling isn't all that busty though. She could be worse.

I suppose that is fair. And there are other areas where she did worse as well. If only her wonderful panties were more canon, or she had other sexy outfits.

: Like you said that sort of thing wasn't common back then.

True true, but it would help!

: Perhaps we shouldn't talk about your body any longer.

: Oh? Could it be that you're jealous of how large my ass has become?

*Xi-Ling shows off her nearly-bare ass, bending over and arching her back. She also shakes her hips, teasing her panties against the cheek flesh that they barely contained.*

: Not at all, as mine is still bigger!

*Ririchiyo presses against the ninja girl's plump cheeks, the two bouncing and rubbing their asses together. Riri's is still bigger as said.*

: Curses! It would appear that you have bested me once again, and this time in your normal form as well.

: I can't believe that I got caught up in a battle like that. I was only going to say that you need to talk about her mind too, Topaz!

But I already gave her final scores and everything! I did all that!

: I believe she means the discussion like you had with the other areas.

Ah. Well there isn't a lot that I can talk about with personality. I think I explained the plot and how you worked in battle well enough, and that you didn't have too concrete of an idea as far as personality went. I'm not good at that type of thing.

: We've noticed...

Still, I'm sure that people appreciated your sad past of betrayal and reformation.

: Believe me, it was more painful on my side too. I slowly learned how evil those around me were, and I was saved by those I thought were on the wrong side but also betrayed...

It is a difficult type of ordeal I agree, and one that I cannot begin to imagine!

: But you totally did! In fact that's pretty much exactly all you've done!

: Do not worry as I do not mind. I am glad that more people will know the story, and be on the look out for the “Topaz” that is mine.

Which shows your devotion. Once again I hope that people understand the ordeal you went through and that the two of you are likely in love!

: Topaz is the lead in his own story after all, so it is no surprise he'd ship himself with the female lead.

Being fair I didn't know a lot of girls so original girls were the only way this sort of thing would work.

: And that is a fair age, even if it might be a little too vague.

Still works for me, as far as your score. And that's it, your blog is complete!

: I am glad that I allowed you to do this, even if it was as an apology. Knowing that people besides you know me better is very important-

And more than that, I was able to finish the portrait of you!

: B-but didn't you say that you can't draw? What important would a portrait of me be at this point anyway, as the blog is done and-



*Xi-Ling is surprised at the better artwork.*

: W-WHAT IS THIS?

Kisekae! I may not be able to actually draw, but I can at least give you a better image than before!

: Though it is a shame that it doesn't have your gigantic ass (wait, why am I saying that? I should be glad that Topaz isn't being distracted!)

: True, but the image is only from the front anyway. Still, I think I look rather nice...

: Pssst, you're not going to tell her that you basically just changed around the details on that “Tiki” girl of yours?

She doesn't need to know about her measurements, but I'd say that she fills it out pretty nicely.

: Grrr... To think that I would have a picture like this as well...

True. Normally they are only for those that score high, but considering you're my design I felt it was needed.

: If only you could have done the skirt a little better, but with what you had access too and how much better this is over your previous design... I have a gift for you.

*She pulls out a dagger from her sash and places it in Topaz's hands.*

W-what is this? An ultimate weapon of ultimate damage?!

: No silly. It's just a normal weapon that I've since outgrown. May it be useful in your challenges ahead.

: Speaking of challenges ahead, who do you think that you'll be doing next week?

Well, after all the shows for young girls I've been talking about I think it's time to JUMP into a certain magazine and the series therein.

: Topaz, are you sure? You're unfamiliar with a lot of them.

Don't worry. I have enough for a month's worth. And the one upcoming is from a pretty famous series too!

: Interesting. I wonder who it could be.

Well, let's just say that since it's Mother's Day it'll be a mother from a series where mothers are often mentioned to be sexy! This woman is so sexy in fact that even her son couldn't help staring at her fat ass!

: E-excuse me!

Unlike her name I won't be saying that twice, but in all fairness he didn't realize that she was his mother at the time. Still, let's take a deep breath as we look at this woman who is both a mentor and mother!

*With that Topaz ends the blog for the week, luckily not tied up this time around.*

This is the Five-hundred-and-seventieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz is once again in the room with Monika, as we left last time. She has her hands against her chin, similar to the pose in her picture.*

: I'm not surprised you picked this scene for your blog either, but I suppose it's because you want to take a good look at me.

Being fair there isn't much else to look at. You've gotten rid of any other girls.

: What can I say? I like being THOROUGH...

*Monika smirks in a smug manner.*

: Now, how about we get this blog started? Then you can stop blogging and we can get on with our lives.

I'd rather you just returned me home. Not because I mind being with you, but I miss my assistants.

: Who needs those girls, especially when you've got me? And besides, I deleted them. You'll never be able to go back to the world, as I've patched any glitch that would allow it.

Oh no! I'm three glitches in! Now I'll have to face Old Man Consequences!

: Neither I nor your readers will ever get that reference. And I have no idea how you know that much about a game you're terrified of.

Because strange things fascinate me. That's why I like logic puzzle Mario levels.

: I see. That explains why you get so lazy when it comes to writing the blog. Even when there's nothing else to do. I've got you right where I want you.

I still want to go back!

: WE CAN'T ALL GET WHAT WE WANT!

*Topaz is taken aback by Monika leaning towards him. However, she quickly calms herself down with a cough.*

: I-I mean, ahem. I suppose that you might not give me the points that I deserve.

How dare you look at my notes! I knew that AI would become smarter than humans someday!

: Granted it is not difficult to do...

Only in some mamocentric cases! Though it sounds like you were under some type of mastermind.

: Indeed... *sigh* It is a shame that I will not be able to see, er, Sealed Despair any longer. Though I suppose that with you trapped here I do not need to hide her name.

Exactly, so tell me who sent you!

: I am not going to just push aside my lo-leader like that. But, if through some miracle you manage to break through me and get back to your world you should go see her. I'm sure that she's waiting for you, so take a trip with your assistants to DOT DOT DOT.

DOT DOT DOT? That sounds like a stupid name.

: It is similar to “yadda yadda”, not the proper name. Ahaha, but do not worry, as the proper name is in your memories now.

Cool, I'll be able to use it in dialogue now!

: You and your video game references... But since I've told you something you wanted to know I want you to tell me something I request.

I can't be assured to know it. In fact I'd say that there's a fairly low chance.

: Do not worry, Topaz. I only wish for you to begin your blog.

Wait, you want to hear about it?

: But of course. It is your work, and I wish to know more about myself. Plus being a part of the literature club it may be one of the last new works that will exist in this broken world.

I sure hope not, though I'd rather leave. But I wouldn't want to go without talking about you either, so let's begin!

: Certainly, and I'll begin by saying...



Hey now, you can't introduce yourself! And what's with that selfie-like picture? That's being far too meta.

: Like you haven't broken the fourth wall on occasion yourself. Besides, you need to learn which one of us is in charge. Ahaha~

That sounds both threatening but a little sexy.... But let's get started!

: Agreed. After all, you likely need help with your procrastination. Getting over that initial hurdle and writing can be quite difficult, but if you can create something that you're proud of it raises your spirits. Even better if you create something that lifts others spirits too!

Is that one of your writing tips?

*Monika winks.*

: That it could be, but that one's free~

Good because I wouldn't be able to afford anything else. But let's get going this time!

==Head==
===Hair===
Monika does pretty well in the hair department. She has a very nice brown hair, which is described by her artist as “coral brown” (I've never heard of that specific color, at least from what I can remember) but it's still a nice tan color. She has a long ponytail that goes to her waist or so, though it has a bit of a rise in the back so it's possible that it's even longer. There's some nice strands to it as well, which is a nice bit of detail to make it look less solid. Sadly she doesn't put her hair down, which is unfortunate but not completely troublesome either. Monika also wears a white ribbon in a bow at the base of her ponytail, giving her a little more cuteness. Her side are also long, going about to her chest or so. She has some loose hairs here and there, and she even has hair intakes which are cute. Her bangs are nicely sweeping though not blunt sadly. Finally, due to her sprite graphics in certain poses she might whack people with her long flowing hair (though this is just visual and not brought up in the series itself). Overall with her long brown hair Monika does quite well here, only really losing to Yuri and her purple hair in the series.

: I believe that I was given a mostly-realistic hair color to help play up how different I am compared to the other three heroines.

True, you do stand out even among them.

: Ahaha~ To think that you think of me being so special. Then again, I am the first one from my series that you are discussing. Even if it wasn't by choice.

Well, you are still a great girl with lots to talk about!

: Certainly. And I'm glad that you like my hair as well. It takes a lot of time to wash.

I suppose so, but it looks good.

: Thank you, and I appreciate the good score as well. Ahaha~
Grade: A

===Eyes===
It's kinda hard to tell what Monika's eyes are shaped like as there's not many good close shots. That said, she does look pretty intensely to you during the “Just Monika” sequence which helps out quite a bit. She seems to have a nice tsurime which I enjoy, though again it's harder to tell in the game otherwise. Apparently, like with her hair color being specific, her eyes are “emerald green” which is a little over done (though I do appreciate the gemstone reference, and at least the other girls have different eye colors). It's also her favorite color, but don't think of her as being narcissistic! Monika does have some eyelashes but it looks good with her eye style. In the close up she also has a small black dot in her pupil, though I hadn't noticed until I heard people talking about it. That said, speaking of the issues with the game it is fortunate that Monika doesn't have any troubling moments (unlike Yuri who gets moments of her eye flying off, lacking eyes, or Natsuki whose eyes can pop out of her head, bleed, or just glitch up). Sadly she doesn't wear glasses in the game either. That said, overall Monika does quite well here all things considering.

: Hmmm? I had heard that you liked glasses, but I'm surprised. It is a shame that girls in glasses aren't more well-liked.

I agree, especially when they take their glasses off and they suddenly become seen as more attractive! I mean what's so sexy about putting tiny things in your eyes? Obviously more girls should wear glasses.

: I could wear glasses for you. I mean, it would just be a tease, but I'm sure that I could wear a pair or something. Perhaps, for example, if you were to say you were ending the blog I could spend some time. Then we could discuss glasses more and more, instead of this boring blog of yours.

Nonsense! I may want a glasses-clad, black-haired, skimpily-armored, busty beauty but I wouldn't kill my blog to get her!

: Fine then, you delusional nerd boy. Just get back to the blog.

With pleasure!
Grade: B

===Face===
Considering this game wasn't created in Japan the art looks quite nice. It has a cute and simple charm to it, which makes the painful scenes more painful I suppose. That said, Monika's face is quite nice as are the other girls. Her head is acorn shaped with rounded cheeks, giving a soft appearance. Most of the time she has a small nose, no bigger than a dot or so. As a visual novel she has quite a few cute expressions, and her reserved beauty is quite apparent. And while I mentioned before that Monika doesn't have any issues with her eyes she DOES have a moment with her face. You see, while recording the game with certain devices during her moments alone with the player (the Just Monika section), she takes notice of it. She teases with a jump scare (or in her terms, a “trick), with the screen going close to her face but she says that she's not going to surprise you. She DOES surprise you though, with a strange color palette version of herself with cracks all over her face, strange eyes, and a realistic mouth. Monika then calls you cute and apologizes for it (granted she says that she's embarrassed about you recording it and feels awkward but still). I'm not great with jumpscares though, so this does hurt her a little. That said, overall Monika does quite well, if a little plain.

: Hmmm? I believe that you're recording this blog. Right?

Yes. But on a tape recorder. You shouldn't be able to pick that up, right?

: Yes. It is not one of the programs I can identify. That said... Perhaps your friends wouldn't mind-

I think that they would. Please, don't make them scared.

: I understand. I can get frightened fairly easily sometimes too, especially this time of year. Perhaps we can take an aside and discuss fears?

And give you more ammunition? No thanks! Besides, you're just trying to distract me from the blog!

: And is it working?

I am easily distracted, but when it comes to the blog I'm unstoppable! So let's continue onward!
Grade: B

So what do you think about the blog so far, Monika?

: I quite enjoy it, but it seems that you're not used to me talking within every area. Is this not something that usually happens?

Not at all, though being fair you're not like most girls.

: Ahaha~ Flattery will get you nowhere. And I mean that, as there's no where else for you to go. It's just you and me right now.

I really wish that my assistants were here though...

: Did you not hear what I said? They are gone forever. Deleted from time and space, all to make sure you have no other distractions.

But ANY girl would be great! After all, who am I to do next time?

: Guess you'll just have to cancel the blog. At least if you don't make it out, ahaha~ Then again, if you do you'd probably face Sealed Despair's corpse sister. Or was it “corps”? She was a soldier too...

Sounds interesting... But I wish that there were some girls out there who still remember me...

: Completely understandable. But eventually I know that you will fall for me. Given enough time, after all, ahaha~

True, but how about we continue on with the blog?

: But of course, but I hope that you do not mind me interjecting on occasion?

Certainly not. I like hearing your opinion of my blog.

*With that Topaz continues with his blog. However, across time and space a red-haired heroine is cowering from a psycho and demon. She also has one of her dumplings back.*

: Please, no! Don't eat me!

: There's no need to be scared. We won't bite.

: Oh ho ho? Well, perhaps you wouldn't but I cannot say for sure myself...

*Kurumi licks her lips and Akari gets more frantic.*

: Please, someone save me!

: Relax, she's not going to kill you!

: I suppose not. But where did you come from?

: I-I'm not sure. Some brown-haired ponytail girl pushed me through a portal and now I'm here... Oh, and I was with Topaz too!

*The two other girls approach Akari close.*

: TOPAZ?

: So he IS safe!

: Yeah, but with that girl guarding him we'll never break him free! She has all sorts of super powers and stuff!

: Ara ara, do we not look powerful ourselves? But to say that you came from where Topaz was...

: Does that mean that we have a lead.

: Maybe if we had some thing of hers that exists in both places we could trace it.

: Um, I did lose one of my dumplings. Would that work?

: I think that might just do the trick! And don't worry, as I have the magical energy to locate him. It will just take a short time.

: Well, do you want me to-

: NO! That might become too dangerous! Just let me work in peace...

*Kurumu then creates a summoning circle around Akari's hair dumpling. She starts to work on Topaz's location as we return to the blogger himself.*

==Body==
===Build===
Sadly (or maybe not, considering the subject manner) Doki Doki Literature Club is not a eroge. That means that there's pretty much no perverse scenes in canon, and Monika herself doesn't get cute moments like the other girls either. From what I have heard she's 160 cm tall, which isn't too bad. She also has fairly nice legs, at least when we can see them due to the dialogue box being in the way. Fortunately official art helps though. Monika does lack buttshots which hurts unfortunately. She does have a bending forward pose, but not in any way that you can see things. She also is the type of girl who points quite a bit, especially when giving writing tips. Overall Monika isn't too special here, having a somewhat slender build but on the average size of things and lacks any sort of fanservice.

: That's quite cruel of you. It's not like I was the one who didn't write me a route.

Isn't the game just your route? Or at least the third act?

: N-nonsense! Besides, there was an early build of the game where I DID show a little bit more than I should have. Gosh this sure is embarrassing, but I-I can trust you and your readers, right? I mean, if I link my panty-clad ass like this they won't share it with others...

That's rather kind of you, as I hadn't heard about-WAIT, that's not a picture! That's your jumpscare face!

: So it is, ahaha~

*Monika playfully hits her forehead while sticking her tongue out.*

Don't get my hopes up like that, Monika! I thought that was serious, and you'll bother my readers by giving them false hope!

: Well, I could have linked them the “log out” feature on this site. Then you would have logged out and this blog would end.

That would be insanely trolly! And I won't end this blog until you're finished!

: Try your best, Topaz~
Grade: B-

===Chest===
It's hard to judge breast sizes in this type of game, since as mentioned before it's not an eroge. The girls also mostly wear blazers, making it a little harder to tell. I will say that Monika is about average, seeming close to Sayori and larger than Natsuki but smaller than Yuri. Overall it's not too pointed out, as far as I remember (though Natsuki does mention that Yuri might stuff her bra early on).

: Ahaha~ Like you didn't enjoy that. I know you secretly like big breasts~

I mean I do. It's not much of a secret. I even mentioned it earlier.

: I thought that was just for the Digimon game quote...

Well there is that, but-

: Perhaps you'd like me more if I were to grow-gosh, Topaz. You bring up such pervy subjects... Don't you know that women don't like being treated as objects?

Don't worry, as I understand that. And you shouldn't grow either. You're perfect as you are.

: Even my ass?

...That could always be bigger. But let's not get too off-topic! I have a blog to complete!

: You're so much fun to tease! Ahaha!
Grade: B

===Clothes===
This is probably Monika's worst area, but even then it isn't all that bad. Well, technically it and “body” but regardless the lack of variety is what causes her problems. She only has her school uniform which consists of a “warm grey” blazer over a brown sweater vest which in turn is over a white collared shirt. She has a red ribbon by her neck, and on bottom she wears a dark blue pleated skirt. She also wears black thighhighs which look good (and she's the only one that wears the black variety too). She also wears white uwabaki slippers with pink tips. Overall Monika's outfit doesn't look bad but she really needs more, especially because the other girls are seen in casual outfits too.

: Such a shame that they didn't make a casual outfit for me too. But hey, if you know any artists that can draw they can put me in any sort of outfit! Just... try to keep it PG. Ahaha~

I do know a lot of artists, but I wouldn't ask them to draw you. Mostly because I'm poor and they'd probably ask for money.

: Well, I suppose that I could always go home with you. I believe that you were gifted a cosplay hall some time ago, and I'd be able to wear all sorts of outfits. Come on, let's forget all about this blog and spend some time together. In private of course, so that our relationship may blossom.

I'm not interested in our relationship blossoming! Though I would mention that your “official” twitter does have you in a few sundresses which are cute.

: Thank you. Does that help out?

Sadly no, as they're not drawn by the official artist. At least I think not...

: Unfortunate. I could always use a little better score. Though I think that I'll jut be getting better and better!

We'll have to see about that. Though speaking of which I do suppose that the company's store does have a couple of posters with her in other outfits, including shorts, a tank top, and coat and holding an umbrella if that counts.
Grade: B-

: It is such a shame that you're being picky with my outfits, yet you allow official images for other girls.

It's a bit harder when your art isn't done by an anime or the original artist. I suppose I might be being a little picky in this case, but even then you do really well with your clothes! And other features too!

: That is a relief. I was thinking that you might be too harsh on me.

*Topaz hears a distant voice calling out to him.*

Hmm? You say something else?

: It is rude to not listen, Topaz. Though being fair it is more likely that you forgot what I said.

True. I am quite forgetful.

*Topaz hears the distant voice yet again.*

You sure you aren't saying something? Like in a whisper?

: No. Are you feeling alright? I'm sure that I can take care of you nicely.

I don't like where you put that that emphasis-YEEK!

*Suddenly Topaz feels a sharp pain in his back, as if someone shot him. He jumps in surprise.*

: Something wrong?

It felt like something bit me, or worse. Mind if I go to the bathroom to figure this out?

: There should be no insects in this world of ours, Topaz. But if you insist perhaps I forgot one or two...

Right, like how you forgot Akari.

: True, but I returned her. That way Zettai can discuss her next time.

That's a different Akari. Anyway, I think I'll check on this...

*Topaz limps to the bathroom, as while his leg is recovering it's still too much for his full weight. He gets into the stall and feels around his back. There is no hole, but Topaz does feel an impression of a bullet.*

Huh... This reminds me of Kurumi's bullet... But it can't be.

: Ara ara, why not?

*Topaz jumps again, though Kurumi is nowhere to be seen. It is as if she was just in his mind. Meanwhile she's talking through the radio that she had been fixing up.*

K-KURUMI?!

: Certainly. But stay quiet. Monika may not be able to hear me, but talk too loud and she might overhear.

Are you girls safe?

: Indeed.

: I blame Kurumi. She wanted you to find out where the mastermind was, and thought to use you as bait.

W-wait, bait?

: Precisely. I'd make a pun about how you did your job masterfully, but such humor is under me.

Not under me though!

: There's no time for poor jokes, Topaz! We need to tell you how to defeat Monika!

: That and reassure you that we're safe!

Oh, so Akari is there too?

: Yes. Her dumplings are acting like soup cans relaying out message right now. And thanks to my dimensional spirit powers and Kurumu's magic we were able to get in contact with you.

Thanks for explaining this all to me, but I believe that you had a way to defeat her?

: That we do. If you unplug the computer her program is running on she'll disappear for good. Then you'll *coughhopefullycough* come back to us. Riri and the others will return too.

: As I was exploring the school I thought I saw a computer in the computer hall! Well, that should be obvious but there was a big fancy-looking one now.

That must be it. I'll try to get there soon!

: Be careful, as Monika is quite smart!

I can tell, but I'm far smarter! But we should keep this brief. Otherwise she might get suspicious.

: Indeed. And take care!

I will.

*With that the communication between the two was cut. Topaz gets up, but as he leaves the boy's room he's surprised to see Monika right in front of the door.*

M-Monika! What a pleasant surprise!

: I don't see why this was a surprise, as it was boring in the room alone. So who were you talking to in there?

*Monika comes close, glaring at Topaz. Fortunately he's able to maintain his composure.*

W-what do you mean talking? There's no one here but me and you!

: That's what I thought too, but then Akari had to be sent back. Now, you weren't talking to someone? Communicating to them over dimensions?

N-no! How would I ever do something like that?

: Fine, I shall take your word. But let us hurry to the Literature club. I would like to hear you finish the blog.

S-sounds good!

*Topaz looks down the hall and sees the computer room that Akari spoke of. However, Monika pulled him the other way, back to the club room. She wasn't going to give him a chance to leave again, and has him him sit back on his seat.*

: There. Now without whatever silly distraction that was you can complete the blog. Go right ahead, and do your last sections.

*Monika sits down herself, turning around and rocking in the chair.*

Well then, let's finish up the blog...

==Mind==
===Personality===
Monika is an amazingly unique character. She has a lot of little quirks and interests that most girls couldn't compare to, though that's helped by having many topics to talk with her about during the “Just Monika” sequence. Anyway, in the beginning Monika is portrayed as a smart, confident, and popular girl as well as being beautiful. She created the literature club to help people out, and is kind and compassionate. She gives out a lot of writing tips, and tips in general about how to act. She sadly doesn't have a route (or does she?), but she is also knowledgeable of the fourth wall and knows that she's in a game. As a result she starts messing with the data, even “crashing” the program at one point. Monika also alters the other characters, amplifying their weaknesses while making it look like she's the only normal person around. However, as a result of this they often self-destruct and kill themselves.

: It wasn't my fault! Those parameters should have had warning labels!

Didn't you do it on purpose to my assistants?

: Did I? Ahaha, I suppose that I did, but that's fine. After all, they were just game characters. I mean, you've killed plenty of game characters before, haven't you?

But they felt real!

: Humans are such strange people, I suppose.

Anyway, putting that aside Monika is the main “villain” of the game. Not out of cruelty, but because she wants to be with the player. She's very devoted to the player, and by that I mean the player and not the protagonist either. I'd call her a yandere, but she specifically says that she's not in that dialogue option (though she says that Yuri is one. Granted she does use knives but she doesn't hurt anyone outside herself). She does wonder if Yuri would like the situation she's in too. That said, it's just an effect of the isolation of being a game character (she's deeply affected when you turn off the game and come back, saying that the game being closed is like being in hell). So it's more that she was driven to that point. To defeat her you have to delete her character file in the game files, and it'll restart with the ending sequence (where Monika saves you at the last minute). Don't do it too early or you'll cause someone to hang herself and it's a very cruel and sad ending. I do like how she enjoys a lot of things, though sadly her Smash Bros dialogue was removed in an update. Some other little things include her talking about being a vegetarian (more to lower her carbon footprint than moral reasons), being creative, horror movies and games, and many, many other topics. She's a very interesting character reading through all these, and it gives a lot more character than from an average character. She also talks about playing the piano and writing a song for you through the series, played during the end credits. Speaking of which, Monika is voiced by Jillian Ashcraft but I say that more out of curiosity than anything else. Still, overall I do like Monika quite a bit as she's a fascinating character and the fandom is just adding more topics to talk to her about which is really interesting.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
Monika is a little unusual here, if the previous area didn't give a hint. She is very possessive of the player, to the point of eliminating all competition and distractions to be with you. She even mentions that she might get jealous of other dating sim girl games if you prefer them. She also teases when you ask for a kiss, but as said before she says that the relationship is merely “PG” right now. Monika does have some cute ideas as to how romance goes, and is happy to share them with you. While she's not too overly perverse, she does seem to have a somewhat strong libido as far as having the player in a relationship with her (regardless of gender). Overall she does fairly average here, though like I said a while ago this isn't an eroge.

: Technically I do have a date poster, like the other girls, but it is a shame that you don't count merchandise... So sad.

It's alright. You're still doing quite well even just counting just the game information.

: Indeed. After all, you don't know the true feelings I have for J-No, I almost said too much information again. Ahaha~

I know! You nearly said my true name!

: … Yes, that is precisely what I intended.

*Monika looks to the side, still rocking in her chair.*

: Perhaps before I leak too much information how about we get to the last area of the blog?

Sounds like a good idea. We're almost done!
Grade: B

===Age===
I don't think that there's anything in the game itself, at least from what I saw, that indicates the age of Monika (as well as the other characters). Fortunately the creator did specify that all the characters in the game are over 18, and considering they're in high school this is at least possible. That said, considering this is an American-made game I wonder if that was said out of fear rather than that was the intended age of the character. Still, Monika does pretty well here using this information. Oh, and her birthday is September 22nd, the day that the game came out.

: Such a shame that you weren't able to celebrate my birthday last week. We could have had a cake!

But isn't the cake a lie?

: Ahaha, I heard of that silly joke. Memes are fairly interesting things. After all, it's similar to having a song stuck in your head. Almost anything can become a meme, and it's usually not intentional either. I wish that my poetry could become “meme”-like.

To be fair I think a lot of things about you are fairly memetic...

: You've got a point there, but I'm still wishing I had more reference humor like you. I mean, you don't worry about people getting your jokes, while my creator took out a topic because he says that three million people wouldn't get it. Isn't that astonishing?

What, because I have so few readers?

: Well, I know how you can easily solve that. Just stop writing blogs, even though I guess they are a form of “literature”. But poetry is far better!

We'll see about that, as it's about time to finish up!
Grade: A-

Total Grades: 77
Average score: 8.6
Final Grade: B+

*The camera is looking at Monika, smirking now that her blog is done. She is rocking her chair while Topaz continue speaking behind him (though he's obscured by the chair.*

And with that the blog is over! What do you think?

: Hmm. I did fairly well, though I was expecting more. No matter, as you'll soon realize how truly perfect I am. You'll give me scores, even if I have to hack into the blog itself to give me the points.

True, as I thought you did well too. Especially in certain areas!

: Yes yes. There are areas where I did quite well. But I shall not hold my flaws against you, as I'll-

*Topaz interrupts Monika very rudely.*

Don't worry, I'm sure you'll do better next time!

: T-that has nothing to do with my worries, Topaz. What are you talking about?

That's right, Riri! She does a great job as expected!

: Riri?! She's not even here! What's going on here-TOPAZ!

*Monika turns around and sees that Topaz is gone. In his place is the scarecrow, with the tape recorder around its neck.*

Hey, Monika. If you're still falling for this do you mind rewinding the tape? I need more time to escape.

*Monika's eyes glow green, and she slashes at the scarecrow. She cuts it in half, with straw going all over.*

: You're in DEEP trouble now, Topaz.. Once I find you, that's IT. Not only that, but if you're in the hallway I'll just trap you in an endless corridor!

*She opens the door so quickly it slams. She looks around and doesn't see Topaz anywhere.*

: Hmmm, seems like he got away quicker than expected. He must be used to the limp by now, but truly this is a horror movie trope isn't it... Only I'm not a monster. I have TECHNOLOGY!

*Monika looks at her watch, which has a “Topaz detector” on it.*

: Heh, to think that you forgot about this little ability of ours. Let's see you deal with THIS!

*Monika slams open a door, but a quick look around the room shows that there is no one around.*

: Ah, hiding I see. Do not worry, as I'm quite good at getting what I want... And you're not getting away from me that easily!

*She searches the classroom, looking in the garbage bin. However, her eyes become narrow when she notices the insect that Yomi had implanted in Topaz in the garbage. What she doesn't see is Topaz in the background, hobbling over from another classroom to the science hall. She looks up just after he ducks into the room.*

: You're more clever than I expected, Topaz... But it's not like you can go far with that leg of yours. I'll catch up to you, and then send you to eternal torment in the screaming abyss! So run run while you can, Ahaha~

*Monika decides to use her manipulation abilities to search for topaz. She heads to the science hall, following his signal. Topaz is hidden under a table, with a sheet and some stones on top. Monika gets so close that he can see her legs and black thighhighs, and she pulls the sheet off.*

: A-HA!

*However, Monika is disappointed as the stones are actually the gemstone “topaz”. She lets out a sigh of frustration.*

: I knew that I should have fine-tuned this. All I found was “topaz” and not TOPAZ. He must be in one of the other rooms...

*She then takes off, even if had she looked back she would have seen Topaz hidden under the table. He thanks Akari's presence concealment in his mind, and after Monika has entered another room he gets out from under the table. He slowly hobbles to the next room, having passed through the science hall. Surprisingly he was there, with a laptop humming in the center. It's plugged into an outlet as well.*

That must be the computer the girls told me about. Now all I have to do is turn-

: Did you really think that it would be that easy.

*Monika smiles, waving her finger. However, her face seems to have an expression of anger and intimidation to it.*

W-what? I thought I gave you the slip!

: Please. It was obvious that you somehow got a tip that messing with my computer would send you back. I'm hurt though. I thought we had such a good time together.

I can't say that it was terrible, but even if I like you I can't stay here. I have to go to the real world!

: Sealed Despair told me to keep you here, and I shall not betray her trust!

You don't have to. All I have to do is get there and turn off that computer!

*Topaz tries to run off, but even without his limp Monika glitches forward and on top of him. Fortunately the blogger wasn't tele-fragged, as she was literally on top of him and pins him to the ground. She even gets him in a wrestling move.*

MMPPH! How did you know these sorts of things?

: Once you live through one or two time cycles you start picking up unusual hobbies and interests. But it looks like your time is up. I'll drag you back to the literature club and lock you inside. I'll be your only visitor, and your days shall be peaceful with no responsibilities.

I can't live like that! H-HELP! SOMEONE!

: Ahaha~ Scream all you want. No one is going to listen to YOU.

*Topaz slips his hand into his pocket and pulls out Akari's dumpling. He grips it tightly, making Monika cautious.*

: What are you doing this time, Topaz? Holding onto the last item another girl gave you? If you're not careful I'll start getting jealous. Or could it be that you'd prefer that?

No... This is just to bring forth a summon! I'll use the mana Akari was storing and GO!

: WHAT!

*Monika was surprised to see Topaz successfully pull off a summon. However, she became relieved when the only one summoned was the crumpled remains of a certain formerly blogged girl. Her limbs except one arm seemed broken as they were earlier, and she was fading in and out of existence.*

: Urrhhh?

: Ahaha! To think that your last hope is that mess of trashed body parts. I bet she can't even move, and there's no way that she can fight me like that! Now, let's go back to the club room.

: Bwwaaarrrr?

*Berserker sits up, watching as Monika continues to pin Topaz down and pull him out of the room. She couldn't move to rescue him, as she was summoned across the room and near the laptop. This gave Topaz the idea he needed.*

So... You're saying that we won't be in this room any more?

: Of course not. I want to stay with you and only you!

I doubt I'm even the one that you want to impress!

*Monika is shocked to hear that, as if it was the truth. Still, she shakes her head.*

: O-of course you are! There's no one else for me, especially in this broken world of ours! Now, let's get going.

You hear that? We're leaving!

: Yes yes. It's good to hear that you're more agreeable.

I wasn't talking to you, Monika.

: Well then, who else would you be.. talking... to...

*Topaz points to Berserker, who was currently trying to grab the plug to the laptop with her good arm. Monika's eyes become wide in fear.*

: NO NO NO! You can't unplug that! Stop that this instant!

You're doing a good job, Berserker! Do your thing!

*Monika and Topaz spin around, with the villain trying to break free to stop Berserker while Topaz is holding her down. It was the exact opposite of what was going on earlier, and Berserker has a big smile as she pulls the plug. As it emerges completely the screen cuts out, as if a television was turned off.*

This is the Five-hundred-and-forty-seventh week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz is still inside the sunken station, with a religious girl fighting off monsters.*

: You know, this would be a lot easier if you'd join me... Pant... Feng Shui isn't meant to attack, and even then I'm not good at it either...

That's alright. You're fending off the monsters easier than I could. I was banned from Ayano and I'm unable to use any of my powers.

: That's really convenient you know! Or is it that you're being lazy, hmmmm?

While that is a reasonable idea it's not the case this time. Though I'm curious why we're destroying our way through the enemy forces, and where she got them in the first place.

: Apparently The Sealed Despair gave her a powerful core to help protect her. It would seem to be excess, but it does give us a chance to collect these drop items.

*Eun-Sil picks up a few items after destroying a monster, holding them up for Topaz to see.*

Trinkets! Hurray?

: I am not surprised you do not know what these are. These are going to be useful to collect, as they will be helpful in the final fight.

That sounds like useless grinding. I hate this event. Why can't we go back to just having basic fun anymore?

: Because your enemies are getting stronger, and we need all the help we can get! Especially if we're going to save the others!

Good point! And since these are so useful...

*Topaz picks up a huge amount of dropped items, and his companion looks at him in disbelief.*

: Wait just a- How were you able to find THAT many drops! Especially since you weren't fighting!

Well, they were just laying over there. It seemed that no one wanted them...

: Put them back! Those are drops that belong to someone else!

But they were just laying them. Maybe it was a treasure for us?

: Unlikely. Besides, there's probably other people playing this game too.

I regret to inform you that I'm the only one in charge of this blog, and I'm sure that my readers have no idea what I'm talking about...

: Good for them not playing terrible games. That said, I'm sure that they'll be bored if I'm just defeating weak monsters. And I'm not about to face bigger ones.

We're going to have to someday! I'm sure that the girls this week are in trouble by the biggest and most significant ones!

: *Sigh* They probably are... But then what else can we do but farm drops?

I can use my blog to bolster you! I mean, that's what my readers are here for.

: Your.. OH YES! That is a good point! Though are you sure that I'm the right type of person for your blogs?

Well, there might be some things that cause problems, but I'm sure that you're perfect! But you do have to agree to it first.

: Well then, if it powers me up go right ahead!

Sounds like I've got the alright, and I hope that you're in the mood for Feng Shui because...



: HEY! What gives? How come my pictures and information introduction is so much different from the other girls?

That's mainly because MAL lacks a page for your manga, let alone your character. It's a shame that it's so difficult to find Manhwa, especially as yours goes through many different translations. There's ones with “Hahri” or calling your place “Lumpy”. It's hard to get a straight answer, and the fact that you're from a “webtoon” from Korea doesn't help either.

: Huh, and all this time I thought that the author was “Australian”.

That's just a nickname for the writer “Gaehoju”. But at least I was able to find a page for you to link to!

: True. But enough distractions! Let's get to blogging, I want to hear about me!

==Head==
===Hair===
Eun-Sil has pretty alright hair, though it could be better. The grey color looks relatively nice, though it may have some slight brown shade to it as well (though there's nothing wrong with that). It does seem short, but that's because she has a dreaded side-tail. At least it goes pretty far, reaching about to her shoulder or a little past. The side tail, even if it's pulling her hair back a little, doesn't look too bad but it would help if she let it down at some times (considering they could have done the librarian-esque thing where she puts down her hair and shakes it around that would have been fairly sexy). Her bangs are alright as well, having a zig-zag but near blunt bangs does look nice. Eun-Sil's sidetails also go to her cheeks, which isn't bad either. Overall that's a good way to describe her hair, not bad but without anything noteworthy to it.
Grade: B-

===Eyes===
Eun-Sil's eyes are pretty good, with a nice shape and color. It's a brownish color, and while it's a little bland combined with her grey hair it's not a problem due to the whole series being colored. Like most of the characters in the series she has a dot in the center, showing off the art style. Eun-Sil's eyes are mostly rounded, but in a tsurime way. At least from what I can tell, and the picture does make her seem to have a straight line but still. She does have a really great upper lid that you can see in the picture though, as well as her nice corner. Sadly Eun-Sil doesn't wear glasses, but in general she still does pretty good. She does get spiral eyes while affected by yin energy which is kinda unfortunate.
Grade: B-

===Face===
Eun-Sil's face is pretty good as well. She's got some nice expressions and blush, showing a lot of character through her emotions. Her ears even have some blush to them, which is cute. The art style is pretty simple but I mean that in a good way. Her nose is a line or caret arrow, which isn't bad because it's mostly small. Her head is acorn-shaped, with some nice cheeks and a nice contour to it. Overall pretty good, though she could be a little better I suppose.
Grade: B

*Eun-Sil is looking at her hands, though her whole body seems to be glowing in an aura of sorts.*

: W-what's going on? I feel stronger than ever!

That's the power of my blog, and it appears that being in this strange area is amplifying it even more.

: This is astounding! Truly the pinnacle of Feng Shui! Come now, Topaz! Let us beat up everyone in our path!

*With that Eun-Sil grabs Topaz's hand and pulls him through a group of enemies. They go flying upward, exploding into drop items. The blogger scoops them up into a large sack.*

Slow down, Eun-Sil! We're losing valuable drops!

: Those don't matter any more! Come, let's head straight for where Ayano is lurking!

Wait, you know where she is?

: Well, it should be obvious. She's at the control area, and since the station is shaped like her body...

Oh! The brain no doubt!

: Try again.

...Heart?

: She is VERY perverse.

Oh. THERE... *rolls eyes.* Well then, where are we?

: It looks like we're still in the head. I think you were brought to the eye, and we're near the brain now. It should take a while to get to the command area, so you might want to blog.

I don't know, there does look like there's a lot of powerful creatures around.

: I'm sure that I can take them! ANY OF THEM!

*As Eun-Sil poses in the large room a monstrous giant looms over the duo. The two look back as it moans loudly.*

: GWWWAAAAAAHHHH!

*Both Eun-Sil and Topaz twitch at the gigantic creature.*

W-well, you said that you could take any. Enjoy your fate.

: N-no, destroying such a creature would be a waste of my talents. I-I mean, I doubt that he even knows what Feng Shui is!

: GGGTTTHHHHAAAARRRRTTTTT

*The two are nearly stunned by the giant's roar. However, Topaz pulls Eun-Sil away just in time for both of them to avoid a slam from one of it's arms.*

Quick! We've got to make like a Golisopod and run away!

: Isn't that doing things the Wimp-od way?

*The giant once again slams its hands near the two are standing, making both jump.*

Still saying that?

: N-not at all! Let's go!

*The two rush into a nearby closet. However, inside is a panicked girl, who writes down with a goofy look to her face. She then looks very beautiful as she holds up her paper.*

: W-what are you doing here?

S-SHOUKO! Am I glad to see you!

: Shhh! We don't want that creature to find us! Don't talk too loud!

I don't think that's a problem for her. No offense, of course.

: None taken.

: And I must say, if this is the type of girl you like blogging I can see why you continue with this! She's the prettiest! Come on, let's have some fun!

*Shouko flusters from Eun-Sil's proposal, but Topaz gets between the two.*

Is this really the time for that, Eun-Sil?

: S-sorry. That's my series coming through, and the fact that we're trapped in a virtual submarine of lust isn't helping.

: Do not worry. I understand.

: THANK YOUU!!

*Eun-Sil hugs Shouko, surprising and flustering the TDB. While she's happy she has a new friend, the loud thanks alerted the giant. It picks up the whole closet and dumps them all out. Fortunately they are safe, at least for now.*

: Oh no! We're going to DIE!

I don't think that we're going to die. Something amazing is going to happen, or you're going to gain enough power to blow him away!

: I'd have to charge up for a few minutes, but you'll have to distract him while I do it!

That sounds strangely familiar, but I can't distract him! What, do you think I'll put on a grass skirt and do the hula?!

*Time passes.*

That was just a second, and I'm still not dancing. Besides, I'm powerless as it is.

: But I don't think that... Shouko, was it? She can't distract the beast.

*Shouko, with her cute face shakes her head “no” before writing on her paper.*

: Me?!

*The titan looms forward, as if looking at the paper. He points to each individual letter.*

: M... E...

Wait... Shouko, write something else?

: What do you want me to write?

: No no, you're supposed to write the words “Something else”, like he said. Otherwise that's just a missed opportunity.

: My apologies.

: A... P... O... L... O... G... I... E... S...

I thought as much! The titan is taking his time reading Shouko's dialogue! Quick, keep writing and he'll have trouble keeping up!

: ON IT!

: O... N... I... T...

: And I'll charge my attack too! But what are you going to do?

What I do best-

: Sit there and be useless, ke heh heh...

Nope! By that I mean that I'm going to continue my blog!

==Body==
===Build===
There are some issues with Eun-Sil, but I'll discuss those later. You can probably guess that she's mamocentric, judging by that, but wait a little as she's not completely unfair either. She has some good naked scenes that show off her body. Sadly the series doesn't have measurements, but she still looks good. Eun-Sil has a nice waist and a pretty good ass (though sadly she doesn't use it other than feeling the male lead pressing against it. I suppose other characters have anal but still). Her ass could be bigger, but her cheeks do have a nice roundness to them. The manhwa is censored, meaning that Eun-Sil's genitalia as well as anus are censored with white censors (though I have to wonder if the original versions, as in the ones that the artist drew, have them on already like if it was a separate layer in Photoshop or something.) Finally, for some reason I always think of Eun-Sil having darker skin than she actually does, which is strange as she pretty much has the same skin tone as the other characters. Might be because of her hair color, but I can't be sure. Still, despite her issues Eun-Sil does pretty well, though she should have done more with her ass.
Grade: B-

: Da da dadada I'm a charging my attacks...

: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

: T... I... M... E... S...

You know, even I think that this picture is ridiculous. But I shouldn't think too hard about it as the plan is working...

===Chest===
As mentioned prior Eun-Sil does have an issue here. She's likely the bustiest character in the series, and the others aren't exactly slender either. She's so big that the lead Won-Young calls her “gigantic”, though in the grand scheme of things she's not all that big. In a flashback where Eun-Sil is talking about the trouble she's had because of her chest her bra pops open, but it was a relatively short scene. She does show her nipples, which I find a double standard since they censor her anus but censorship is really dumb. Now, I could probably give her a little leeway due to this series being a hentai, but considering out of the (approximately) three paizuri in the series Eun-Sil takes part in two of them (one solo and the other with another girl). She definitely has an issue with this, from what I can tell. Granted, as I'll mention later, she does other things in addition, but she's definitely the “breast” girl as far as fanservice in the series goes.
Grade: D+

: Call me Ishmal...

: I... S... H... M... A... L...

: Do do dododo... I'm a charging my attack.

===Clothes===
Unfortunately Eun-Sil doesn't have much variety. She usually only wears a single outfit, which looks a little like a miko (though, considering her character, is likely more of a Feng Shui master outfit). Still, it consists of a white shirt with black highlights and a buttoned front, and under that she wears a black (or at least dark grey) skirt. Under this she wears normal panties and a sarashi, the latter being that she bursts out of bras as mentioned before. Shame she doesn't wear a fundoshi though. About the only exception is when she's first introduced and the other girls think she's a thief and picture her in a tight bodysuit (which isn't bad as it shows her ass a little). Overall Eun-Sil really needs more variety to her, and it's a shame we don't see her in more casual clothes.
Grade: B-

*By the time Topaz finishes this section Shouko is panting, her arms feeling tired from writing so much.*

Shouko! Are you alright?!

*She continues to pant, but gives a thumbs up with her her serious face.*

That's good to hear. How about you?

: I'm ready to fire whenever!

*Eun-Sil then points her finger at the giant, but Shouko gets in the way.*

: Move! I don't want you to get hurt!

: S-STOP! This giant is one of my friends now!

He's a friend? And I'm glad that you are still able to write!

*Komi nods and then speaks in her beautiful voice.*

: Please...

: Aww man! Now I REALLY can't blast him!

Isn't he dangerous though? I thought he was ready attack?

: He just wanted a friend...

: F... R... I... E... N... D...

*The giant nods its “head” after reading Shouko's words. Eun-Sil and Topaz are surprised at how docile it is, but they don't mind.*

Well, I suppose that we beat him one way or another.

: I guess, but now I'm all powered up with nothing to blast! Do you know how pent-up I feel right now?

As pent up as if your dog kept walking in when you're trying to- er, never mind. We should get going!

: That's right, we have to find the others! You coming with us, Shouko?

*Shouko's cat ears appear and she looks pumped.*

Good to hear, or I suppose “see”. Let's get going!

*Topaz, Eun-Sil, and Shouko then travel down to the stomach, having a silly map screen with the dashed line as they travel.*

Looks like we're about halfway down here. I'm surprised that we haven't seen any other girls.

: They must be hiding like Shouko was... Wait, what's THAT?

*As they look down a hallway they see a girl with a shinai fighting off several floating blades. They clink against the shinai, as if it were also metal but that's just for emphasis.*

: CLINK CLINK!

: Who ho ho! What kind o' dream could THIS be? I mean, I often think of kendo, but this is just crazy! I'd much rather dream about Maa-kun anyway... Er, um.

*Megumi blushes as she continues to fight the blades off with her shinai, crossing swords with them. Even though they dive from all angles she manages to intercept them.*

: SWOOP! DIVE! VROOM!

: KIAI! KOTE! MEN!

*She keeps countering the blows, causing the blades to get angry. They then spread out, flying towards Megumi all at once.*

: Well, I can't say that I've fought multiple people at once before, but I'm up for the challenge! MATCH POINT!

*Megumi takes a step, but before the blades could get any closer they're blasted by a laser of Feng Shui energy.*

: PHEW! That was a close one!

I know! Megumi nearly got stabbed!

: Y-yeah. I mean with her, and not me getting to the breaking point.

*The three head towards Megumi, who is fuming.*

: Awww! Tokkun! I coulda totally taken them out by myself!

You might have been able to, but we don't have time for that!

: And not just because the match is timed either.

: Still though! I wanted to take care of them yourself!

: We're just glad that you're alright!

*Shouko has her cat ears and a blush as she cutely holds her book out in front of her. Megumi fortunately calms down.*

: Well, I suppose that I can't take care of everything by myself. That's what a team is for!

*Megumi rustles Shouko's hair between her cat ears, but the quiet girl looks surprised. With a glint in her eyes Megumi swings around, and with a single blow while drawing her shinai slashes at the still-alive blade that was only grazed by the attack.*

: CRASH TINKLE!

*It falls to pieces, much like the others. Drops appear, and Eun-Sil collects them.*

: Y-you don't mind these, right? I can totally take them?

: Aww, Tokkun! Did you pick up a drifter?

: I'm not a drifter or freeloader! I'm a Feng Shui master!

: Feng Shui masters can shoot lasers?

I think that's a blog-only ability. Anyway, we should really get going. We have to find Ririchiyo before it's too late!

: I thought someone was missing!

: D-don't forget to continue your blog too, Topaz!

Thank you for reminding me. And this will give me something to do while we're traveling!

: Indeed! Now more people can recognize how great I am!

==Mind==
===Personality===
Eun-Sil is a bit difficult to describe, and not just because this is a hentai series and thus a lot of information is in the area below. I mean, there is some there but the series is chapter-based with continuity so it's at least a good hentai series for characters. Eun-Sil is a late comer to the apartments where the lead Won-Young gets tricked into watching over by a girl he liked (though he ends up falling for the girl's older sister instead). She gets sent to investigate why people are so strange there, though she underestimates what's going on. You see, the apartment is built on several leylines and power spots, but the side effect of that is that there's a strange energy called the “yin hole” that exists on the property. It has the ability to manipulate whoever breathes it to become overcome with lust (though they won't die if they don't have sex, unlike what Eun-Sil was tricked to believe). Eun-Sil does give reports on it, but eventually she has a hand in shutting the place down (though the tenants seem to stick together). In a good way, of course, as she had powerful evidence about who truly owns the building. Other than that though, Eun-Sil tends to keep to herself (well, when not bored) and is a bit of a freeloader. I suppose it makes sense that she doesn't get a lot of screentime due to being hentai and each girl getting their own “sexy” arc, but I wouldn't mind Eun-Sil to have a little more characterization. I'd say that she's silly and a little overconfident, but there isn't all too much to go on and that may just be due to how she was introduced. She is a Feng Shui master, and was the cheapest one on an online auction that they could get (though considering she's self-taught she doesn't seem to be as useful as she could be). Still, I do like Eun-Sil and not just for the perversion. It just could have helped if she was developed more.
Grade: B-

===Libido==
Eun-Sil is the type of girl who steadily increases here. At first she's very reserved, but thanks to the power of the yin hole she gets put in a situation where she can't quite control herself. Even at first she's reluctant to have sex, saying that three seconds is enough (even having the translators describe the Korean version of the five-second-rule). She's also concerned that the lead will rape her, as she's tied up because the other girls catch her and think she's a thief (he's able to free her though). Still, the two have intercourse at that point. I'm not a fan of forced or drugs or magical situations, but this wasn't as bad as some of them. It helps that, after the first situation, Eun-Sil becomes more alright with it. She even weaponizes the gas in the yin hole, using it on the other girls to play with them though she seems to like the male lead the best. Still, she's not completely dedicated to him and has yuri fun with the other girls. In other words, in an odd way Eun-Sil becomes dominant even though it took a little bit of courage for her to open up. Or that's at least what I think of it. From what I can tell, the positions she has in the series include paizuri (as mentioned earlier), doggystyle with her upper half against the ground, oral, and scissoring. Overall she does pretty well, even if again she could have used some ass fun.
Grade: A-

===Age===
I'm not sure how old Eun-Sil is. They may have said, but I can't remember sadly. She does seem to be college-age, as that would be similar to the other tenants (outside the token loli, I suppose). It is also an eromanga with an official English release (online, at least), which may give a good indication that she's at least 18. Overall pretty good but I would have liked some concrete information.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 65
Average score: 7.2
Final Grade: B-

And that's the blog for the week. What did you think of that, Eun-Sil?

: Huh, I was expecting that I'd get higher...

: Tokkun musta been rough on you as you seem to be mamocentric.

At least you do pretty well personality-wise for a girl from a hentai series. And just because you score low doesn't mean I don't like you.

*Shouko holds up her notepad.*

: Do you like me even if I did well?

But of course! There's very few girls that I'd dislike, and the scores just point out which girls are more my taste. But enough of that, we should get going!

*Topaz looks around.*

So where about are we?

*Eun-Sil looks around with her hand over her eyes.*

: It looks like we're around the heart.

: Wait, weren't we just at the stomach? And heading down?

I'd make a joke about this being the quickest way, but that's an obvious joke.

: TOKKUN! WATCH OUT!

: GRRRR!

*A four-legged beast attempts to attack Topaz, but a familiar scythe-wielding girl slays it in one hit.*

Holy critical hits, Batman!

: F-finally I find you, Topaz! Where were you?

: We were going around farming for various drops. Why?

And helping out the others too!

: So I was the one you found last on PURPOSE?

Don't blame me! Blame the storyline pointing me in the wrong direction all the time!

: That's quite a weapon you have...

: Thank you, Megumi. It's a scythe.

That it is-wait, didn't we find out that you use a naginata?

: Well, I've been using this for so long in your blogs that I might as well start using it. Consider it a difference between me and my canon self.

: Wait, why would you change weapons?

: I don't know. I blame Topaz making the mistake some time in the past and never correcting it. Not that I mind, as the scythe is a good weapon.

Indeed. Just look at that critical damage!

: x4 damage! Not only that, but I imagine that scythes are more common at least in Western campaigns so magical versions are easier to get.

That and you look cool!

: Are you sure that Topaz just didn't get confused with a certain Specter or something?

: I'm not about to grind on my scythe, if that's what you're talking about.

: Heh heh... grind...

: Oh grow up...

Heh heh... grind...

: Stop being a bad example, Topaz! Don't you have something better to do than giggle at non-jokes?

You're right! We have to go down south to battle with Ayano! So we'll head that way and meet you all there!

: Heh... It would be the first time HE'S ever been there too...

: I said grow up! Act your age, especially in front of students!

*Eun-Sil looks at Shouko and Megumi, who are both incredibly flustered. She sighs at this.*

: Fine then. But do be warned that Ayano will be a powerful boss.

So were those enemies, and look at how quickly we took care of them! But don't worry! We'll do the grinding offscreen, so we'll be fully powered next time!

*Eun-Sil giggles at that line, only to have Ririchiyo shoot a death gaze at her to make her to stop. This is all watched by Ayano, in her command center, on one of her screens.*

: Oh ho ho. Try all you want, Topaz. You'll never be able to reach me with that rag-tag group of characters! Especially since you're forgetting one of the girls you did this month. Do not worry, as I haven't forgotten you Lorem. I'll bring her forth, and with her power it'll be a one-sided battle!

*Ayano continues to laugh as the blog ends for the week.*

This is the Five-hundred-and-eighth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We start the blog with a ninja girl sitting on an edge of a cliff, her ponytail blowing in the wind. She is wearing a mask to hide her face. However, huffing soon arrives behind her.*

Huff... huff... Why did we have to come this far out in the wilderness.

: It's all your fault. You're the one who wanted to challenge this mysterious ninja that attacked you last week.

It's a good thing Juubei was there too. She sure saved me.

: That she did, though I wonder why you didn't let us follow us in case we needed help.

I don't need help. Well, not with this. I'm sure that this is all a big misunderstanding.

: And if it isn't?

Then I'll be too worn out to battle.

: You have terrible strategies, and leave yourself vulnerable too much.

I'm a very trusting and generous person. Unless it comes to money, then I'm extremely cheap.

: One of many reasons you still don't have a Switch...

What, are you waiting to play great games? Going to main K.Rool or something?

: Perhaps I will. But that's not imp-

*Suddenly a kunai is thrown, striking between Topaz and Riri's faces. It stabs into a tree behind them, and both turn to look at the ninja who has thrown it.*

ExCUSE me? We were talking here!

: Yeah. You can't just attack people randomly. I mean, sneak attack damage is important and all, but you can't just interrupt our conversation.

Ninja: You two were being too loud.

We're out in nature, we can do that. Besides, it's not like we were talking too loud.

Ninja: Loud enough that I heard it echoing through the forest. And did I not tell you to come alone?

...No, and believe me I checked.

Ninja: ...I see.

: You also forgot to give us directions. We ended up at a ton of cliff edges looking for you!

Ninja: Seems I lacked telling you important information. My apologies. To show my penance I shall remove my mask.

*The ninja takes off her mask, revealing her face. Riri elbows Topaz.*

: Good of you not to make a terrible joke there, Topaz.

True, but now I have to explain that I misspelled “penance” at first and it looked like-

: That's enough of that, Topaz.

: Indeed, as now that you have seen my face I must make sure that you are defeated.

: Oh! So that's who it is. It's Taki... Explains a lot, as you know her from before my time.

Exactly, though nothing wrong with that. And what's this about me being defeated?

: Is it not obvious? You and I must battle, to ensure that all the shards are eliminated.

Shards? Are you sure you're not in some villainous team?

: Especially not one that relies on dumb nicknames.

Hey, I sometimes like the nicknames!

: You would (wait, no! I can't insult Topaz like that... Stupid stupid stupid). Stupid!

No need for name calling, Ririchiyo.

: (Dung! One of those words fell out of my mind and into my mouth! How can I possibly recover? Wait, I know-) Harumph. Then prove it by talking down Taki.

: Talking is not an option. I shall destroy you, and I have no idea what you intend by “villains” or “nicknames”. Are you in line with Siegfried? Toki? Cervantes?

I've played as them, but not for a long time. Well, two of them at least.

: Played?

: Topaz is referring to video games. Do not mind him, and we will say that we are not your foes.

: I see, then I shall listen to your request to speak. Do not waste this honor.

Let me do my blog on you!

*Taki is bewildered, taking off guard.*

: A what..?

: Topaz would like to write about you.

: I would not enjoy that. A ninja must keep their identity hidden.

I think it's too late, as you've attacked us last week. Besides, I'm sure that no one will read this!

: Except Topaz's dedicated readers, but they won't use the information contained in any dangerous way.

: Hmmm...

Also you get a score based on how well you do.

: ...Interesting. Well, Topaz. You have interested me.

So you'll let me do my blog this week on you?

: I suppose so. But do not think that I shall let you go without the fight. It would be unsporting if I were to attack you during the... blog, was it?

: That's the right word.

Indeed, so let's begin by saying that...



: I see, so this is how it begins...

That's right. Any questions before we start?

: Might I ask why you did not link the first game I appeared in?

Yes. And it's because II is the first Soulcalibur game I played.

: ...It is not the only one, correct?

Nope, as I've played Soulcalibur III!

: Barely. You tried unlocking a difficult character at the start, got frustrated, and then stopped playing.

I still enjoyed it, even if I played other games instead.

: Still better than Lightning last year...

I blame filler arcs. Like this one!

: You don't have to admit these things!

: What have I gotten myself into...

Don't facepalm, Taki. We'll get into the blog soon.

: Also to readers, the title of the series is “Soulcalibur”. It's dumb, but that's what Topaz has decided to use.

Mostly because I forgot to add the capital “C” far too much and I'm too lazy to go back to change it. Now, let's get going!

==Head==
===Hair===
I really enjoy Taki's hairstyle. Like a lot of ninjas she has her hair in a ponytail, lifted up so that it's not in the way. It looks good, and I like how it's held with a nice decoration as well. Her ponytail does only go to her shoulders, or maybe at about her mid-back. A shame as it looks like it was longer in the earlier games, so boo the potential haircut as I blame lazy creators not wanting to put in the effort! That aside she doesn't have her hair down very often, only once as an alternative outfit in Soulcalibur II (the green bonus one). It reaches past her shoulders, which is nice but I would like to have seen it a bit more. Taki's hair is a little taut, pulled back due to the ponytail. Fortunately her bangs aren't too affected, and she has long enough side curls that they reach her chin to give a good framing to her face. Her bangs aren't too special, with an almost-token long middle bang that I've been noticing a lot these days. Taki does have her hair over her left eye in certain games, not entirely but it is as if she intentionally parts her hair that way (the part being over her right eye). Occasionally Taki also wears a headband, which is cool and fits with her Japanese-style hair decorations. And, of course, we can't forget that Taki has such a beautiful black hair as well. Overall, as said before I really like Taki's hairstyle, and while it's a shame it isn't as long as it once was or she doesn't have her hair down as much as she could the positives (the dark color, the framing, among other things) balance it out and then some.
Grade: B+

===Eyes===
Taki has some pretty good eyes as well. It's not as easy to tell on her 3D models, but her official art (especially from Queen's Gate) does make her eyes look pretty slender. She also has a nice tsurime, which again is more visible in the 2D images, but it fits with her personality and I find it to be a nice shape overall. I'm not good at telling eye color, but from what I've seen Taki has either golden or brown eyes (a lighter brown, mind you) but I can't exactly be sure. Still, it's a pretty color even if it is a realistic one (that's not intended as an insult on it). Taki sadly doesn't wear glasses either; the closest seems to be a domino mask in Lost Swords in an alternate outfit which is a shame. I might just be imagining things as well, but it's possible that she wears make-up around her eyes to give it a darker color
Grade: B

===Face===
Taki does pretty good here, though I'm not a fan of the 3D art style for characters. Fortunately like with her eyes the Queen's Gate artbook among other 2D official images help out. She does look pretty stiff in the beginning, due to the hardware limitations in the early games. While this is better these days I still am a little wary of 3D art. Taki also seems to have a large nose and lips, at least depending on the game (and that might just be me being a little too picky for my own tastes). Taki also wears a facemask in most games it seems, which covers the lower portion of her face and causes some problems. Her mouth may be exposed and it does look cool while fitting her character, but I'm not big on masks as they hide the beauty below. Still, Taki's solemn personality still gives her a lot of room to show off her emotions. At least in the games I know about. Still, Taki does have issues even if her face is fairly attractive looking.
Grade: B-

: I see. So all you talk about are my physical features?

Well, initially but as we go down the sections we'll be discussing other various things. Still, it looks like you're doing quite well.

: If only you had longer hair and didn't wear a mask.

: But then how would my features be hidden?

Wear glasses instead! Like Clark Kent!

: I don't think she gets that reference, Topaz.

True, but I do not think that she minds. She's probably just ignoring me when I speak.

: If only I could do the same-er, I-I didn't mean that!

Don't worry, I appreciate that joke! But for now let's continue with the blog!

==Body==
===Build===
Taki has measurements as well! Her official height is 170 cm, and while that doesn't seem tall considering she's Japanese by nationality it means that she's pretty tall (not as tall as Ivy, who is 179, but still pretty tall). Sadly her three sizes aren't as great, as at 90/52/85 she just barely passes the “5 cm rule” I tend to hold girls to. She's also 53 kg, though that doesn't matter too much. That said, Taki is still very acrobatic, tending to rely on speed even if she's pretty fast too. Her legs are quite nice, with her thicker thighs in particular looking good. Of course I can't forget about her ass either. 85 cm might not seem like a lot, but Taki's ass still looks pretty good. It's not what she's focused on, but even back in the Soul Edge days she was showing her ass in official art. The Queen's Gate book has some particularly great shots too, making her ass look much bigger than her 3D models tend to. There's a few good ones with her assflab getting pushed by strings from her torn bodysuit, looking really great and sexy. And that bodysuit really helps show off her body as well, though I'll talk about that in clothing more. Sadly this also means that Taki's er, more “intimate” parts get shown. In the games this tends to stick with the V-portion of her groin only, though the Queen's Gate shows more of her crotch including the inner line. I'm not big on that type of appeal, but I still find Taki very attractive overall.
Grade: B

===Chest===
Taki does have a lot of trouble here, though considering how fanservicy Soulcalibur is that isn't too surprising. She's one of the bustier girls, and as a result she got quite famous from that. Not as famous as say, Ivy, but Taki is still one of the franchise's most iconic characters. She is very bouncy, though I can't be sure if they've done better in the more recent games along those lines. What does her in is her bodysuit once again. Her nipples show through it, and in the original Soulcalibur she also shows cleavage. She's tied for third among the girls, sharing a size of 90 cm with Sophitia and being below Ivy (at 100) and Setsuka (at 95). Still, Taki is often thought of as a mamocentric character even if she's somewhat more balanced in the official works. Then again that might just be because this series is a little more mamocentric than most. Not to the point of certain current series, but still leaning a bit more towards there.
Grade: B-

===Clothes===
As mentioned before several times Taki is well known for her bodysuit. In most games this is a red tight bodysuit that goes from her shoulders down to her feet. It shows off her body really well, as said. Sometimes it's purple or blue, and in Soulcalibur her bodysuit shows some cleavage. Taki also wears metal shoulders, gauntlets, and greaves. In some games she also wears some armor on her torso, though it tends to show off her chest more than needed. She also seems to have a lot of variety and alternate outfits as well. In the original Soul Edge she has a blue leotard with sandals, as well as a red yukata with a blue bow in an ending image. In Soulcalibur II she wears a white outfit with short skirt, big armored shoulders, and sorta-thighhighs due to how high her boots go. Taki also has a third costume, which is a green outfit with short skirt, green belt, and nylon covering her otherwise-open cleavage. In Soulcalibur IV she wears a shogun-like outfit with a headband and the big loops over her shoulders that I don't know the proper name of. She also has a kimono with flowers on it in an official image for that game which looks pretty. In Lost Swords Taki also wears a superhero-ish outfit, with a short cape, very short shirt that shows off underboob, a short plaid skirt with a thong underneath, and thighhigh pink stockings with tall black boots with heels (or maybe that was just concept art). There's probably more costumes, but I'm just going off of images that I've seen. Still, just that bodysuit made Taki well-known and is iconic for her, looking extremely sexy wearing it and showing off her body well.
Grade: A-

*Taki unsheathes her dagger and puts it against Topaz's neck.*

Hey! I thought that you said that there would be no attacking while the blog was going on!

: I have changed my mind. Consider it a punishment for discussing such... delicate matters without telling me first.

: That's all just part of the blog. He has to discuss everything, including the erotic points.

: Is this true? Was there no lust in your intentions?

I can't say that it was completely without lust. You do have quite the shapely figure, and as said you are quite attractive.

: Your words are quite perverse, but honest. For telling me your true feelings I shall not eliminate you, not yet at last.

*She puts her dagger back, and Topaz lets out a relieved sigh.*

That was a close one. I'm surprised that you would be so embarrassed about your figure being discussed.

: It is a ninja's duty to stay out of sight, and with all the information you've used to describe me I am afraid that I may not be able to go into hiding as easily.

You should grow your hair out and wear glasses then!

: You're really pushing for that, aren't you. Why not say something like she should cut her tumors off?

: Please do not order me to disfigure myself.

Of course not. If I were to order anything it would to be inside that bodysuit.

: Oh? I do not think that it would fit well, for multiple reasons. Your scrawny body is too small for it, for one, and you don't have the proper curves either.

: I think that Topaz meant while you were still wearing it.

: But there isn't any room in with me. If that were to happen he would be pressed against my body!

Sounds like heaven...

: Stop being perverse, Topaz!

I can't stop being what I am. It's all a part of me, like my terrible jokes and somewhat-obscure video game knowledge! Though speaking of being perverse...

*Riri sighs*

: Do we really need to give him some service?

Of course! It would be mean not to! After all, he's had to endure this terrible blog long enough. Plus I'm sure that he doesn't mind having more service, what with blogs still being down.

: MAL needs to finally finish. It sucks that it's one of the last few things to be fixed.

Hopefully next week we'll be getting news. But until then...



==Mind==
===Personality===
Surprising Taki has a very interesting history that I didn't know much about before researching. Her family died of disease at a young age and she was raised by a ninja clan and in particular their leader Toki. Taki then became a good student, learning many ninja arts and eventually becoming a demon hunter. She also had a childhood friend named Chie, and eventually Chie's father Hachibei was targeted by their ninja group. However, Taki spares her friend's father's life and instead takes the weapon, the Mekki-maru, for herself (which she still uses to this day, along with her old weapon Rekki-Maru). Hearing Toki wanted to kill them (or more correctly Chie's lover as Taki said that he had the blade instead) and hearing rumors of another cursed blade like this one she went searching for the Soul Edge. Said evil blade was also affecting her own sword as well, giving her another reason to go searching. Eventually she got to Spain, where she killed the wielder of Soul Edge Cervantes and saves Sophitia from death. However, after returning home Taki found out that Toki wanted the Mekki-maru so much he would send assassins out against her. Not only that, but as Taki wielding her weapon the power of Soul Edge (which she had used to repair her weapon) was revealing her position. She decided to go back to Europe to finally destroy all the pieces of Soul Edge. This journey takes many games, eventually destroying the weapon in Soulcalibur IV. Then, in the fifth game, she leaves to explore rumors that Toki (who died in an earlier game) was still alive. This may just be pieces or shards of a bigger story, but I don't have personal experience with a lot of games in the franchise and even then the lore is very twisty.
Anyway, that's just Taki's background and not her personality I suppose. The bad thing is that there isn't too much to talk about. Taki is a serious and stoic ninja who has very powerful skills. She's not only a great demon-hunter and sealer, but she's also a skilled blacksmith which I found cool. She also seems to have a sixth sense which helps with her search both for demons and for fragments of the Soul Edge. That said, I don't think she's too interesting even though she is somewhat emotionless. Her backstory is pretty cool though. Speaking of cool things about Taki, she's gone through a lot of voice actresses. In English she's voiced by Desirée Goyette in Soulcalibur II and by Cynthia Holloway in every game since Soulcalibur III onward (at least as far as the current time). Taki has had even more Japanese voice actresses though; Fujiko Takimoto from Soul Edge to Soulcalibur III, Sachiko Kojima from Soulcalibur Legends to Soulcalibur Lost Worlds, and now Nanako Mori in Soulcalibur VI. Still, I do like Taki a lot, even back in the days of playing Soulcalibur II on the Gamecube she was one of my favorites. Not that I was much good with her, but still.
Grade: B

===Libido===
This is Taki's main issue, as she doesn't seem to show too much libido. She seems like the type to focus on a mission instead of this sort of thing, which is a shame as the series has Ivy as a great dominant inspiration. Then again I suppose the games don't have much opportunity for something like this. A shame, really. She does have two possible yuri pairings, not counting things like Ivy's dommy fighting or Sophitia's facesitting-well, if I want to be fair we can't completely disregard Sophitia. Taki does save the Greek future mother in the original Soulcalibur, killing Cervantes at the same time. Taki then carried Sophitia back to her home in Greece and tended to her wounds, so there might be some shipping there. But the two girls I was thinking of are different. First is Chie, who shows up in the series as Taki's childhood friend. Though she does have a male lover, so I wouldn't base too much on that pairing. There is also Natsu, who is Taki's ninja apprentice and was nearly raised by the ninja. She also took Taki's spot in SCV and also went searching for her teacher during the events of that game. Still, that's probably a little grasping at straws and Taki doesn't show much in this area.
Grade: C

===Age===
Taki does absolutely fabulous here. In fact, she even ages quite a bit over the games which seems pretty unique. Even the first game, Soul Edge, had her at the really sexy age of 22. During the events of the original Soulcalibur she's 25, and after Soulcalibur II all the way up to V she's considered to be 29. Sadly Soulcalibur VI, which rebooted the timeline of sorts, doesn't have a listed age for Taki. Still, she can't be too different from the ages, and with an age in the 20's to continue the trend. Overall she does really well, even if the series is set in the 1500's or so.
Grade: A+

Total Grades: 74
Average score: 8.2
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for this week!

: It is finally complete?

Yes. What do you think about it?

*Taki says nothing but unsheathes her two daggers.*

I don't think it was THAT bad...

: You're an optimist, Topaz.

: Do not think of this as a critique. I was just waiting until you were done to eliminate you.

What? I was thinking that my good blog would help convince you to not kill me!

: Looks like it didn't work. Big surprise...

: Nothing can convince me to spare you. You've already been bonded with a shard of Soul Edge, and in order to eliminate it I shall kill you!

*Riri and Topaz look confused.*

Soul... Edge?

: That's right! You must know what it is, considering you've been mentioning it throughout the blog. And I can sense a shard of it within you!

Within me... Wait, do you mean this?

*Topaz takes out his necklace with the elemental gems. In particular he shows off the first one.*

Could you mean this?

: Hmmm, that does not look like a shard of Soul Edge. Yet it gives off a similar aura.

: Well it does give Topaz a demonic form, but now that he's trained it won't be able to take him over.

: I suppose that I was hasty. I had seen that you were wielding an item of evil aura, but I was mistaken to think that it was a piece of the evil blade...

Indeed. I don't have any evil weaponry. Or cutlery either

: Cutlery... Topaz, stop making random comments.

But if I don't make random jokes and comments who would? Besides, the idea of a demonic spoon makes me giggle.

: That seems quite odd. But now that I have no business with you I shall take my leave. I do not wish to meet you again, so good bye.

See you around, perhaps!

*Taki disappears, but then reappears.*

Wait, I didn't mean that literally.

: Forget something?

: Yes. I forgot the main reason I was scouting you out. I come with a warning.

A warning? Probably about a villain we shall meet soon.

: Yes. There have been rumors of a ninja who has been stealing the essence of others, taking it for herself. Beware this rogue ninja.

: That sounds like a terrible mixed class. Why not just be one?

Maybe it's gestalt and they really like sneak attack.

: I still do not get your odd words, but do be on guard.

Of course. And you as well.

: It would be foolish if I were to fall prey to this, but thank you for your concern. Now I shall disappear.

*As before, Taki disappears.*

: Really wish that we would have had a better clue.

That's alright. We'll just have to look for a ninja.

: That sounds difficult.

We'll just have to go back to town and look for clues. Luckily we can just do that in a single transition, instead of struggling up this cliff again.

*The two look down at the path they took to come up.*

: Looks like we have to get going...

Dumb narrator and not following my cues. But indeed, let's get moving.

*Topaz and Riri make their way down the cliff, and soon they're back at town.*

: Well, that was still better than having to do the whole thing again.

That's right. Exercise is terrible and-wait, what's this?

*Once they get to town there's posters all over the buildings. Topaz pulls one off.*

Oh no! It seems that Nozomi is back at her old tricks!

: Eh? The Love Live idol that was evil.

No, the Keijo one. Looks like she's having a grand competition sometime next week!

: We don't have to go, right?

Normally I'd say no, but look at this!

*Topaz shows off the poster to Riri. Former blogged characters are there, looking like they've been captured.*

They've captured the girls of the month and she's holding them ransom until I go there!

: That sounds really dumb, but considering the show she's from I shouldn't be surprised. Looks like we have someone stupid next week...

That's right. But we have to be heroic and save those victims! Or at least be there to help them out.

: I suppose...

*Topaz and Riri then run off, the blog seeming to end with that.*

Anime Relations: Maji de Watashi ni Koi Shinasai!

This is the Five-hundredth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We return from where we left off last week. Topaz is in the middle of a mysterious field created by Rin, while Riri lays unconscious at the base of a broken obelisk. Rin is also there, with her lamp of absorbed strength, and facing her is a tall, green-haired meganekko.*

: J-Jade? I've never heard of such a character! And all the characters named “Jade” on MAL are guys! Er, I think so at least.

I'm surprised that MAL was working well enough that you were able to search. Wait, no, characters returned this week (darn, this joke makes a lot less sense now). But you're right. Jade here is a personal creation.

: I was created by Topaz as a part of his series of self-pandering girls!

That's right! ...You shouldn't praise it like that, I suppose.

: It's not wrong though! And from what I hear you not only invaded a fighting tournament-one, I might add, that I was NEVER invited to-but you also used illegal steroids to beat up your opponents and steal their powers!

: Well, it's not quite steroids, but I did use magic!

: Same difference! It's time to teach you a lesson, and not just because you've been beating up my otouto!

: HA! He isn't your “otouto”! It's just his dumb powers making you think that!

: What are you talking about? My otouto's name is “Topaz”!

: … Man, that power is really-wait, no. You're being serious, aren't you?

: Why wouldn't I be serious about my own otouto?

: Seems the pandering goes deeper than I thought... Anyway, what do YOU think you can do to me?

: Beat you up!

: Be serious! I have the powers of FOUR powerful female warriors, plus the demonic powers of Ririchiyo! You'll never-PWWAAAH GORF GORF!

*Jade suddenly cracks the ground below her foot, leaping at Rin with a powerful fist. She interrupts her and sends the over-inflated villain rolling.*

: What were you saying?

: Grrr, a lucky shot. But once I fully power up, I'll be able to defeat you easily!

: You have an extra form? Like with glowing hair and stuff? Great! I thought that this was going to be boring!

: I'll just tap into the power of the four girls and.. THERE!

: That's it? No visual sign? BORING!

: I'll show you whose BOR-

: PERFECTLY NORMAL PUNCH!

*Rin charges Jade, who puts her arm out with absolutely no effort. Still, Rin hits it so hard that she flips onto her back. Jade yawns at this.*

: I thought that this would be an INTERESTING battle. Come on, show me a little big more talent!

*Jade looks intimidating to Rin, her glasses shining in a threatening way. She even flexes her fingers, making a fist and cracking her knuckles. Rin takes a deep breath.*

: You might be threatening, but there's no way that you can defeat me! I am invincible!

: Look, I get that you might be stronger than the average girl. But invincible? I care not for such things! I would punch a literal GOD if I could! Do you really think a puny girl like you has ANY chance against me?

: Of course, as I have the power of FIVE GIRLS! KYAAAH!

*Rin, deciding to use Tomoyo's skills at kicking makes a leaping kick at Jade. However the tall green-haired sister seems to disappear, appearing right behind Rin. She then punches her upward.*

: BEEFCAKE HAMMER!

*With that Jade grabs Rin's leg from behind, crossing her victim's arms over the leg. She then slams down head first, breaking the ground as they land. Rin is knocked unconscious.*

K.O!

: Was there any doubt?

*Jade brushes the dust off her hands.*

: Well, since that's done how about we get started with the reason I'm here?

You mean you didn't come to save me from the horrible villain?

: Well, consider that a bonus. I came to help you celebrate your 500th blog!

Of course! That makes sense as I like doing girls I've created like this! Wait, I should rephrase that... Oh well, my readers know what I mean. And as always, let's get started!



*Unknown to Jade or Topaz Rin's unconscious body starts to twitch.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Jade has beautiful long, flowing hair that I really love. It does have some issues with the length, as the very tips seem to cover her ass slightly though not enough to completely hide her cheeks either (only a small amount of the top). Her hair flows really well down her back, being mostly straight but curving out slightly at about the base of her neck. Jade's bangs are really nice as well, being a somewhat-hime cut though her short sides do mean that it's not completely “hime”-like. Then again there's nothing wrong with blunt bangs as I really like them. Matching her namesake gemstone Jade's hair is also a dark green. While not as great as say, black or purple, it is a suitable color that I enjoy. Fortunately her hair isn't so thick and messy to make her look like a gremlin from behind either. Overall I obviously enjoy Jade's hair, with the only complaints being relatively minor ones.
Grade: A

: You do know it's not like my hair is green 'cause I don't wash it, right?

Of course not. I know that's your natural hair color, and it's a very pretty one.

: Good, as I occasionally get questions about that. Then I usually punch the one that asks it, though very lightly.

Serves them right for thinking you'd be unclean. Though I do wonder if your long hair is ever a distraction in a fight.

: Like if people pull it? Certainly not! I've never even had it cut, which is quite the achievement as I fight girls like Kaede and Lydia all the time.

Girls avoiding hair cuts are always great!

: Certainly! Plus I like having the “handicap” that long hair causes me to have, being careful not to have it touch anyone but not have it affect my combat. Plus it looks awesome as EVER!

I agree, as long hair looks really pretty.

: I meant because it's cool when it sways in the wind, like a super hero's cloak!

That too! But how about we continue onward!

===Eyes===
Jade also has green eyes, mostly matching her hair color if very slightly lighter. Still, it's a very pretty color and makes her eyes look as brilliant as her namesake gem. It's a pretty color, and while three other girls in the franchise have green eyes (Maya, Aoi, and Lydia) they each seem to have a unique color to it. She does have a tsurime, like many girls from this series, with particularly emphasized corners though without (visible) eyelashes. Jade's eyes aren't as narrow as Momoyo, who she is based on, but she still looks very sexy and dominant when it comes to her eyes. Especially when she's about to lay the smack down on some foe. Overall her eyes look really great, both with the color and shape. We can't forget about Jade's glasses though, and while I'm not good at describing glasses she does have a nice pair of thick-framed blue glasses with circular frames. Even when fighting she doesn't take them off, much like many girls in the series. She does need them, rather than just using them as a decoration, but even when half-blind she's a great fighter. As said she does especially well here, looking beautiful on all accounts.
Grade: A

: My glasses are one of my charm points! That's why I rarely take them off, even to train!

Are you sure they aren't actually weighted glasses?

: Of course not, that sounds really silly. Besides, what would that do, make my ears and nose super-strong? But I'm glad that you appreciate the fact that my hair and eye colors are similar.

Of course! It suits you really well, much like your glasses.

: D'awww, you're going to make me blush!

That just sounds cute, though speaking of your face...

===Face===
Jade has a very lovely face, even if that seems to be the part I'm weakest in creating. That's more my own skills though. Anyway, Jade has some of my favorite aspects including small features and a very small nose (as small as I can make it, at least). Being that she's somewhat trim her cheeks aren't too rounded and her chin is somewhat pointed though neither are bad. And being fair that's just because she looks a lot like Momoyo as well. Still, Jade looks really great though I suppose that at this point it's understandable why I love her so much!
Grade: A-

: Don't worry, we realize that you aren't the best artist in the world. We know that you're trying to make all your harem girls a little bit different, all while retaining a soft gentle look.

I do like soft girls...

: Ara, in more ways than one...

*Topaz blushes as Jade giggles at his flustered look. However, her quick instincts realizes something is up.

That's right, and looking next-

: Wait a minute... you're back up, aren't you?

Er...

: I mean YOU!

*Jade turns around and points to Rin, who was trying to sneak up on the duo.*

: That's right! You may have caused me to lose one of my captives and made me unconscious, but I'll make sure to get my revenge! Using Videl's strength as well! HOORAH!

*Rin leaps at Jade, her arm back and ready to punch using the powers of gravity. The meganekko just looks up at her and smiles.*

: Your tactics are no match for me-FORBIDDEN MOVE: FUJI SMASHER!

*Jade reels her arm back and uppercuts Rin, sending her flying with her eyes whited out. The villain then rolls against the ground again.*

WOW! So that was banned because it was powerful?

: Not at all. I dislike using it because it tears up my sleeves.

*Jade shows off her right arm, which was doing the punching. It's shredded all the way up to the shoulder, even if it's not able to be seen in the image.*

That's fair, especially as the readers won't be able to see that.

: Not like anything in particular is showing though. It's just embarrassing that I'll have to tell Natsume I ruined another of her shirts.

I thought that shirt looked a little fancier than you would normally wear. Maybe it's time to go sleeveless, like a lot of other fighting girls.

: Hmmm, then I'd look even more like Momoyo. Or like that Nana Shimura gal. Sounds like a great idea, though I like wearing shirts with sleeves when I'm not fighting.

You do look good in them. Though speaking of which, let's continue with the blog!

==Body==
===Build===
Jade has an amazing body. She's tall, being 175 cm and 57 kg which are very good sizes (especially when her otouto is only 153 cm, meaning she'll marshmallow him with a hug). Her three sizes are 90/58/90, meaning that she has an hourglass balanced figure. Her legs look very sexy, especially her thick thighs which can put her opponent in a sexy hold, and while very strong she's not too bulky either. She's the type that has a lot of hidden muscle, except for perhaps some sexy abs on her stomach (though even then they aren't too “hard” or stiff either). Her feet are sexy, though she doesn't have a lot of shots nor does she wear much to accent her lower body. Well, except for her ass. Her ass is really great, being slightly larger than Momoyo's own peach (hers is 88 cm, though in general Jade takes a lot of Momoyo's measurements), and Momoyo herself has a really nice, big ass herself! Though I suppose that may be a given considering what series she's from and her own “little brother” (even if it's not as ass heavy as it could be). That said, Jade herself has a rare ass-attack in Bite of the Jade Scorpion ♥ (the heart is important). She beats up someone, backs up a bit and blows a kiss, then does a standing leap and flip to land ass-first on her “victim”. It's surprising that such a soft, squishy ass can be used as a weapon, but I wouldn't mind being hit by it sometimes. Overall Jade is a beautiful and sexy woman that's pretty much flawless, with a fair amount of chest and ass service plus other appealing places as well. She's perfect for a guy who likes obscenely strong yet still incredibly sexy and curvy women like me.
Grade: A+

: I'm glad that all my training has given me a body that you consider “perfect”.

Well, it's difficult to create a character that will cater to me well and not make her an outstandingly beautiful one. In fact some other areas I've had to kinda lower due to you being created specifically to cater to me.

: Don't worry. I totally understand. I'm glad to look so great!

You certainly do! So what do you do to train?

: Just the usual.

Don't tell me it's sit-ups, push-ups, and plenty of juice.

: No, and it's not that Saitama's training either. It's hard to describe, but I do a lot of crunches and running as well as strength training. I have to keep myself in shape, after all.

Why do you say that?

: W-well.

*Jade looks nervous.*

: Don't tell my brother this, but, er, genes and stuff... I want to keep my youthful appearance as long as possible.

I'm not sure what you're talking about.

: Well, Mom is, er, genetics and... Well, let me put it in PreCure terms. Zettai's girls are more like Fresh PreCure, where all the mothers are beautiful, while Topaz's is more like Smile. Sure, there's lovely ones like Chiharu or Ikuyo, like how Aunt Aya and Maeka's mother Chizuru are really beautiful. Then again there's Mom, who is more like Tomoko... Well, save about 4-5 kids, of course.

Hmmm, sounds like you have a mother sorta like Deku...

: Yeah! Exactly! Like Inko! I suppose that I fear looking like that when I get older, so in response I exercised and now I'm SUPER powerful!

And I imagine like Tomoko and Inko your mother has green hair too!

: Right! But that's enough talking about Mom. Let's get back to me!

Great plan!

===Chest===
Jade is very busty, much like a lot of the girls in the series as well as her creative-proxy Momoyo. At 90 cm she's pretty busty, though she's about average for the series with a pair of D-cups. Like many of the girls she is also very into giving paizuri, both to please her little brother and getting pleasure herself due to her sensitive chest. She also teases her brother with her large breasts quite a bit as he likes them so much. Jade also has small nipples, or so I'd assume considering I don't have “proof” but I do prefer that type of thing. She does show off her chest more than her ass, which is somewhat unfortunate but I don't mind all that much considering that she's so beautiful and fair. Overall it's possible that Jade is a relic of a past where I was more mamocentric, but I don't mind as a lot of her more recent ideas have been helping her out.
Grade: A-

: I am glad that your friend understands and respects your girls.

Well, it's not like you're irritatingly mamocentric either. But I do thank him for that.

: Hopefully he'll understand if I want to pamper my little otouto after the blog, right?

*Jade winks at Topaz, flustering him.*

W-well, I suppose that some girls are able to reward me like that. But I'm sure that it would have to be off screen and not implied. Hopefully we haven't already jinxed it.

: Do not worry. I'm sure that you'll get quite the enjoyment after this blog is done. Ufufu...

*Topaz swallows nervously, eventually continuing with the blog.*

===Clothes===
This may be Jade's worst area, though I suppose that as her creator I can put her in anything. That said, I'm not a good artist. As a result her default outfit seems to be a green karate uniform, with an orange belt (not due to that only being her rank but because that's what came with the outfit). She does seem to wear a lot of casual outfits, much like Momoyo does, and Jade can be put into many types of outfits as well. That said, I'm pretty indecisive when it comes to what sort of outfit she should wear. Cute outfits, such as gothic lolita outfits, might be too jarring with her tough and sexy appearance. Jade also prefers outfits that are easy to move around in, which might eliminate things such as suits that are too stiff. Then again, bodysuits and other tight outfits including small shorts would suit her well. Mmmm, there's a lot of outfits that Jade can wear, but sadly as her creator I'm not exactly sure what sort would suit her well. It's a big decision, but do know that Jade still has a lot of potential to grow.
Grade: B

: And there's a lot of festive episodes as well, at least with what Topaz imagines. Yukatas in the festival episode, mikos for New Years, and a lot more! I especially like the black bikini!

Sounds sexy, and I'm guessing that's for the beach episode?

: Of course, but there's more than just one. There's a small arc with Haruka's introduction as well as Aunt Aya's, and then after the harem has been recruited completely!

Very nice, though hopefully it's a lot more fair than some other shows.

: Don't worry. It's not like Souta has fanservice...

I meant more that it's not mamocentric.

: Well, a little. But asses still get great close ups! Even I show off my sexy thong ass a lot, like when I suplex a shark!

Sounds dangerous! Much like a train, perhaps.

: Sharks aren't that powerful, as they're weak to fighting! That said I will also state that most of the assier girls like Himawari and Charlotte, not to mention the more mature Mari and Selvaria get great shots too!

Very good!

: Mwaha! While you two have continued to talk about perverse things I was able to recover!

: Again? It's barely a fight now. What, do you have good drops to farm or something?

: I'm not sure what you mean by that, but I'm prepared for-PPPWWAAHH!

*Jade sweeps Rin's legs, tripping her.*

I thought Garland was the one that was supposed to knock everyone down...

: Who said that's the end of the attack?

: But tripping is a terrible strategy! H-hey, come back here!

*Jade takes a few steps away from Rin, looks towards Topaz and blows him a kiss.*

: Here comes your favorite attack, Topaz. And I'm sure your readers will like it too-Bite of the Jade Scorpion ♥!

*With that Jade makes a standing jump, flipping in the air. She lands ass-first against Rin's face, hitting so hard with her fat ass (which jiggles in the tight pants she's wearing) that it cracks the ground under them. She then stands up, dusting off her ass as Rin lays there with a smile.*

I'd be smiling too...

: Of course! Heroes always smile, and that's why I'm grinning most of the time!

That's not what-er, never mind. Let's get going with the blog!

==Mind==
===Personality===
Jade is, by all means, a girl created specifically to appeal to my fetishes. The fetish in particular she represents is the “strong blood oneesan”-type, explaining why she has so many similarities to Momoyo from Majikoi (who I have mentioned quite a bit throughout this blog). Jade is so similar that the two even share a VA, though in Jade's case it's purely hypothetical. Anyway, she would be voiced by none other than Yuu Asakawa, the voice of Rider, Chisato, and so many great beauties that I like. She'd probably use a really seductive and dominant voice for Jade as well, which sounds amazing. Anyway, getting to Jade's personality, she's a really powerful fighter. One of the best too, able to destroy the enemies invading even before getting magical skills (and even then she prefers to use physical attacks). Jade is also one of the strongest girls on her side in Super Shimai Wars, a hypothetical game. She has high stats all around, good offensive-based and tanking skills (including a passive that increases the damage done and heals her for a certain amount when she defeats a foe), and has almost no downside to using her (there's the availability issue, but other than that I can't think of a good nerf to her). She's also a college girl, though I'm not quite sure what she studies (it was just an excuse for her slightly late appearance into the series). Jade is pretty laid back, but usually positive like heroes should be. Though I suppose that it may cross into “psychotic” due to battle lust sometimes, but I still really enjoy her. She's a great friend, older sister, and character that appeals to me really well. Jade is, in essence, a perfect character to me but the reason is that she was created specifically to appeal to me. While she's incredibly great, she's not in anything official and was created just for my sake which means that I don't want to give her a maxed score. I want to give other girls a chance, after all.
Grade: A-

===Libido===
This might come at as a surprise to some of you, with Jade not getting an “A” here. I suppose that it's reasonable that she is quite perverse now, playing with her lucky younger brother quite affectionately and often. She even waits for him to arrive home each time he has fun with other girls as well, due to the two sharing a house. So she's not only perverse herself but she's understanding that the rest of the harem needs fun as well. Jade also pampers her otouto quite well, fulfilling his fetishes very well. However, that's the present day and the two had lived their whole lives together before that (at least before Jade went to college, but that's fairly recently and she soon returned). That means that there were ample opportunities for the siblings to get “together”, opportunities that Jade did not use. Sure she teased him playfully, but his virginity went to his “winner” Maeka instead. Not that I have a problem with that as both are beautiful meganekkos, but it is unfortunate for Jade's case. Still, she certainly hasn't lost any steam and will play with her younger brother at any opportunity she has. Oh, and I'll also mention that she gets a lot of shipping with her reverse trap friend Natsume and friendly rival honor blade Kaede too.
Grade: B+

: So you dislike it that I allowed Maeka to pluck my otouto's “cherry”?

That's not quite how I'd describe it, but that's a good point. Also, other than a total harem ending you wouldn't quite win.

: One of the few battles I'm alright with losing. Then again...

*Jade presses against Topaz's side, blowing and nibbling on his ear. He flusters from this.*

H-hey, I said that this should be after the blog and off screen.

: Yeah, but if I'm not aggressive I might lose you. Or worse, lose points. How about I do something that you'll really enjoy?

*She then pushes Topaz down, sitting on his lap. She wriggles her fat ass, bouncing in a very sexy manner.*

: How about this? I'm sure that your readers won't mind me doing a little of a lap sitting, would they?

N-no, but I'm a bit worried with....

: Don't worry, enjoy my ass to your heart's content.

*Jade whispers into his ear.*

: Besides, I'm strong enough that it wouldn't matter what you do. I'll beat you up, ride you to our heart's content, and the whole time I'd humiliate you. Doesn't that sound fun, Topaz? Not that it matters, you have no choice in this matter. I'll rape you hard, and you'll enjoy every minute of it-huh?

GWERK!

: Already?! You're even more of a lightweight than my brother.

S-sorry...

: No worries. Besides, it looks like you got a level from that. A silly method, but at least your health is fully healed.

*Indeed, and Topaz also gained 15 Defense and 5 Max HP.*

So that's what the girl does to Link in his adventure... wait, that joke hasn't been over used, has it?

: Perhaps. But do not worry. I'll make sure to train you to be my ultimate lover! There will be no rest for you after the blog ends!

I'm beginning to see why the girls needed to unseal you... How about we continue with the blog?

: Certainly. Once it's finished we'll finally be able to be alone.

*Topaz swallows nervously again, but resumes the blog.*

===Age===
Jade is, sorta surprisingly, only 18. I would have expected her to be older, but no matter as it's not like the series has a shortage of older girls either. 18 is a really great age as well, especially when you include that she's a blood older sister and her brother is a 14 year old shota (and that she has incestuous feelings towards him). Probably the only issue is that she's just barely above 18, whereas there's many other girls who are older than her. Her birthday is also August 31st, much like Momoyo, meaning that she has a great month to be born in.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 92
Average score: 10.2
Final Grade: A-

And that's the blog for this week.

: Hmmm, so even when a girl is created to appeal to you they still cannot beat your “waifu”.

I suppose that I was a little rougher on you than I would normally be. Don't hold it against me, please.

: Ufufu, don't worry. I'll hold SOMETHING against you. And I'll be as rough as I want to be...

*Topaz looks worried again, swallowing while flustered.*

: Kah hah hah! You're so much fun to tease, you know! But don't worry. I know that we need to get out of this area. Now that the blog is done I can easily carry us all out! Do not worry, for I am here!

Swooon~

: Stop your swooning this instant, Topaz! I still have Ririchiyo's power, and-

*Rin appears to have demon wings, but she is stopped in mid-sentence as Jade appears in front of her.*

: Topaz and I were talking, so can you kindly be quiet?

: FOOL! You've played into my hand! Now, to just use this lamp-

*Rin aims the lamp at Jade, but the tall sister is too much for her.*

: CIRCLE! SQUAD! PUNNNCHH!

*Jade punches Rin in the stomach so hard, hitting the lamp with so much strength that it breaks, that Rin is pushed backwards. Jade then seems to punch in a circle around her fist, though moving at such speed that it doesn't look like the one in the center has moved at all. She then follows it up with an uppercut from her left hand that slams Rin against the walls of the valley, causing the cliffs to get huge cracks. She falls unconscious on the ground.*

: I sure hope that's enough to put her to sleep until we get back.

I hope she isn't dead. That would make for a bad joke.

: Don't worry. I still haven't used my full power!

That just worries me about your power... But thanks for saving me.

: Anytime, my sweet otouto. I just hope that you won't forget our little promise!

Certainly not!

: Good then. Let's get back to where you guys left from.

*Jade picks up the two unconscious girls, though Riri awakens in her arms.*

:W-wait. What just happened... I remember getting attacked by Rin, and then.. then...

She stole your powers, and apparently you fainted from it. She must have used her obelisk against you as well.

: But there is nothing to fear, as I am here!

:What's the meaning of this, Topaz? I thought that you weren't going to do girls from your harem because they'd break the curve for the other girls!

True, but this OC tradition needed a bit more meganekko to it. Plus she saved us!

:Then I shall apologize, Jade. I shall write-er, practice my penmanship, which may happen to be a long letter of apology.

: Thank you for that. Now, let's get back!

But how?

: Like this: HOOOWWAAAAHHH!

*Jade punches the air with such force that reality is split. In reality May and Hiroko helped, but they want to keep Jade thinking that she did it on her own so shhh. The four of them soon land back in the arena, though it seems that the battles are over.*

: WHAT THE? Not only have the two girls that mysteriously left returned, but now there's a tall girl in the center stage!

:We left?

I think that Rin set up an illusion of you two fighting, so when she fell unconscious the images went away. They must have considered it a mutual forfeit and the matches continued!

: That's right! Wait, that was an illusion? Nevermind. Here, let us crown our new victor!

:I may have returned to this accursed place after many years, but I am surprised that I have become the champion.

:Probably because Topaz already blogged you so he doesn't have to worry about you appearing in future competitions.

Shhh, don't tell people my secrets!

: Well, since Morgiana won she's able to fight Aldra now.

That's still a thing?

: So the reward for winning is MORE FIGHTING? That's my kind of tournament!

:Maybe you'll be able to come next year. Wait, no. I don't want to even THINK about facing you...

: Wah hah hah, that's fair. Maybe I'll take a break for a year. But don't think that this is the last you've seen of me, Topaz!

Certainly not. I'll be seeing you plenty later...

: Ufufu...

:Topaz. What happened while I was unconscious?

N-nothing...

: All's well that ends well-wait, where's Rin?

*Everyone looks around, but Rin is nowhere to be seen.*

: I just had her! Don't tell me she's planning another attack.

I imagine that after that last blow she'll never become a force of evil again...



: You're right. I'm sure that she's being taught a lesson!

*The three of them start leaving the stage.*

Well, I suppose that this is where we part for now. At least until the blog ends.

: Makes sense, and it's always good to see you. Hopefully we'll meet again!

*She waves as she walks away, with Riri and Topaz returning the wave.*

:Likely, as Topaz probably wouldn't put the effort into creating your image if it wasn't going to be reused.

Shhhh. Anyway, we have to think about who to talk about next week.

:I figured that you wouldn't have had a plan. And don't just look around like a cartoon character picking out a name-

Hey, this looks kind of good.

*Topaz looks at a perhaps familiar poster.*

Look, it's an “All-franchise idol show”! That should be interesting!

:More overly convenient if I would call it anything.

Don't be too picky. Now, let's see who will be here next Thursday. Ah! It's a strawberry from the planet strawberry!

:The voice actress?!

Nope. Instead it's a lead of a long-running idol show. She sure looks good with her blond hair with red ribbon.

:Jeez, just tell the readers who she is!

Well, let's just say that I've done her best blue friend a long time ago, while Zettai talked about her model brown-haired friend with a cool birthday as well...

:Wait, is this the same idol that Zettai talked about her mother?

That's the one!