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This is the eight-hundredth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We start the blog where the previous one ended, with Topaz and Riri returning home only to find an assy twintailed girl waiting for them.*

Welcome back everyone, and it's certainly a big week this week!

: Are you mocking my short size? Because if I want-

No no. I don't mean anything insulting. I mean it legitimately, and not because you're occasionally a giantess either.

: It is no surprise that you know that about me, as you are Zettai-niisama's friend. Well, not quite. As I mentioned last time this type of thing is weird with avatars and such.

Believe me, it's not easy for me writing this either. But I am thankful you're here.

: I'm not, she's probably ruined the couch she's sitting on!

: Nonsense! My ass scent is only for my older brother, and I would not waste it like that!

: I meant from how huge and heavy your ass is, not from the stench. Though now that you bring it up...

: If you furniture can't handle a young girl like myself sitting on them, I'd be surprise you'd be able to. You've got a fat ass, only artificial due to this blog.

: While it is true that Topaz likely had a (fondling) hand in my ass's growth, your fat cheeks are naturally gigantic! Any bigger due to the blog would only make the furniture break!

Now now, no reason to get into an argument you two. As entertaining as it would be to see the two of you facing one another. I'm sure you're here to have me talk about you, right?

: Of course! I mentioned it last week that I want you to talk about me, or have you forgotten?

: I wouldn't have put it past him...

My memory isn't that bad! Unlike a Cure fan, who somehow could watch something and think they watched something totally different. They must have fallen asleep from boredom and imagined it all..

: Let's not get too distracted, as you seem to do that a lot.

True. We should be focusing on you...

*The camera looks at the twintailed beauty, trying to get a good angle at her ass. However, even though her cheeks are absolutely massive since she's sitting down it's difficult. She also notices.*

: H-hey! What's this camera doing here?

: You'll have to excuse our drone, as it must be trying to focus on your ass. It does that sometimes.

: I see, so this is a SMART camera that knows asses are the most beautiful part of a woman's body. In that case, how about I show off?

*She then gets on all fours, still on the couch she was sitting on. Her massive ass looks beautiful, especially as she was wearing a particularly ass-showing outfit to show off her crack. However, she pulls on her bottoms, wedging them up. The camera is so overwhelmed that it explodes in excitement.*

HEY! That camera was expensive!

: It went out doing what it enjoyed, and had a great girlass to see as the last sight.

I suppose that is true...

: And don't worry. That was one of the older models so we still have the better quality ones.

Phew, I was worried. Though I'm still a little worried with how much potential she has.

*The twintailed girl is still showing off her bare cheeks, her bottoms still wedged tight, as another camera comes in to inspect them. And even if she was a teen her enormous ass was bigger than even adult asses normally are in anime.*

: It is true that this one is working better, and seems you're staring too.

Ah! My apologies! With as huge as your ass is it's difficult to not notice!

: It's like the broad side of a barn! Only it's the broad side of Zettai's harem, meaning the huge ass side.

: Heh, if you think that's an insult I don't. Saying that I have a huge ass is a compliment, and one of the reasons I want Topaz to blog me is to make my ass even bigger!

I don't know how well it'll work with original girls like you, but it would be worth figuring out. So since you want me to talk about you and know that my blog will make your ass expand how about we begin the blog?

: I really hope that I'll do better than my Oneesama did! That's another reason I will allow you to blog about me!

That would be interesting, though she does have some advantages that you don't. Still, let's begin by saying...



: Man, it's been a while since you talked about this series.

Well, it is tradition to talk about a girl I created myself every 100 blogs. Fortunately Zettai and I have come up with many girls to talk about.

: True as I am more of his creation, but I will allow you to talk about me.

That's a relief, as he's looking forward to this blog. I just hope that I do everything properly and fitting with his ideas for you.

: Don't worry, as I'm sure he'll love having you talk about me. Better than one of you own girls.

True as talking about my own girls isn't as interesting. They were created to appeal to me, and as such other people probably wouldn't like me gushing all about them. There's also the fact that it would make scores unfair towards other characters.

: I would say there's nothing wrong with favoritism, but considering my oneesama...

Don't worry as I understand, Asuho. I'm just glad that the picture is alright.

: But of course as we recognize the limitations of the program. Well, that and that your art style isn't great.

True as even though I'm trying to work on my artwork I'm still not very good. I'm still essentially in the look at a picture and redo it in an inferior way.

: Better than having AI do it for you. Boo the internet being unusable these days!

Agreed, boo people ruining what should have all information because people want to force you to buy things!

: I agree with that, but you're getting distracted again Topaz. Don't forget that you're supposed to be talking about me!

Thanks for reminding me, as I was getting distracted. But we should look at Asuho more... especially her namesake.

: E-EH?

*The camera shows off Asuho's plump cheeks once again, getting great angles on her ass which makes it look even bigger.*

: Not that I mind, especially because I know Oniisama is enjoying this.

Certainly. And as mentioned Asuho's namesake is her ass. It's a fairly rare name, though I suppose that it's more specifically named after “A$$h0le”.

: What was that? It sounded like it was censored.

Oh, I said “455h013”.

: I didn't catch that.

What I said was “ASS”... “HOLE”... “A*****e”. Darn you television!

: But we aren't on TV!

Darn you whoever is ruining the internet again in that case! Jokes aside I'll also mention “Kurona” is because it sounds like the Spanish word for an assy woman.

: Understandable, since my momm-er, mother and Oneesama are both very assy. Not to mention myself~

*She shows off her huge cheeks, shaking her hips in a sexy way and jiggling her assflab. She looked even bigger than before, showing off that the blog magic was happening.*

Looking really nice there!

: Thank you~ I enjoy being praised, as Hiroko always seems to shine brighter!

: She was the original after all. But I'm sure Topaz will be fair with the blog.

But of course! And since we've talked about Asuho's name we can go on with the blog proper!

: I look forward to hearing what you have to say~

*With that Topaz begins properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Asuho has really beautiful hair, much like her older sister. Dark hair is my favorite type, and hers is black which is especially great. She seems to usually have her hair in twintails, which are great even if I like having hair free more. Length-wise Asuho's hair is fairly long, likely reaching past her ass but it's still shown as twintails allow for that. She also has orange-ish holders at the base, though that may just be due to her clothing choices as a Mii. The hair on the sides is fairly long I imagine, hiding her ears well, and her bangs are pretty good too. No hime cut which would have made her look even better, but still overall Asuho does extremely well with her hair. And being fair as an original girl she can have any hair style, though certainly not short of course.
Grade: A

===Eyes===
Asuho also has incredibly pretty eyes. Like her other immediate family members she has red eyes which stand out well with her fantastic black hair, a great combination which looks gorgeous. While her eye shape isn't as designated I imagine that she has tsurime as it would make her look even more dominant. A nice mix of dominance and cuteness I'd say. Sadly unlike with Hiroko Asuho doesn't officially wear glasses, and while it would be easy for me to say she does as she's original I wouldn't feel right exploiting that fact. It is her only flaw in this area. As such, overall Asuho does really well with her beautiful red eyes.
Grade: B+

===Face==
Again I'll have to say that Asuho is fairly simple when it comes to this area. She looks however Zettai wants her to, and that means flawless skin and a fairly simple design. She has a small nose and cute features. I would say that she seems a little grumpy due to her inferiority complex, but that still isn't too bad. Overall Asuho is cute, beautiful, and all sorts of adjectives for her face (and overall appearance) even if there isn't too much to talk about.
Grade: A-

: Hmmm, it would appear that I'm doing quite well at the moment.

Of course! Were you expecting that you'd do something bad?

: I am not sure. I was just expecting to get lower. After all, so many people prefer Oneesama to me...

I mean only Zettai and myself really know about you. Even if he does prefer her don't think that doesn't mean he dislikes you. You're still one of his harem girls and one of the first ones made!

: Then again we shouldn't be surprised. You're part of his family after all, and live with him.

: You'd be surprised by how many girls live with us that aren't family members. Not that we mind, as they help out around the house. But I still enjoy the praise.

And what praise you deserve! After all, you have wondrous hair, with a beautiful black color like the other members of your family. It goes really well with your red eyes too. I will say that one issue is your twintails.

: M-my twintails?! But they're one of my iconic features!

Oh, I agree with that. I do prefer hair being down, but you still look extremely good with your twintails. In all fairness calling it an “issue” makes it seem more serious. I will also say that I'm not sure of how your bangs go either.

: Can't you see them?

I mean sure, at the moment, but I can't count that for the blog any more than I can count your growing ass.

: A shame about that~

*Asuho shows off her bigger ass, which had grown so much her bottoms had burst. Her panties are barely hanging on, as we watch a lot of tears appearing from her immense cheeks.*

: But I don't get what you mean about my bangs.

Well you'd do better with a hime cut. I know you might have that sort of bangs, but I'm unsure about all the various details other than the color, style, and length. Still, you do fantastic and even the minor issues barely affect your score.

: I suppose that makes sense, as I did do really well when it comes to my hair.

: Just imagine if you had cat ears, as you'd be Azu-nyan! (I blame Topaz's knowledge for that old reference.)

Man that is an old reference, and now I feel old. But indeed you do great!

: Though I wonder why I did poorly for my eyes. This must be your bias against red eyes!

: Topaz hasn't had that in years! Well, not like he used to.

Even if I did I wouldn't mock your beautiful eyes! Zettai worked hard to create them, and I did my best with the various programs!

: So there's another reason?

*Topaz looks aside, trying to change the subject.*

So-uh, a-about your face.

: Don't distract me by continuing, I want to know the issue!

Fine! I admit it, I do like Hiroko's eye's more! Her free hair looks better too!

*Asuho is shocked.*

: I-it can't be... Well, at least her free hair is understandable, but why would you like her eyes more?! Our eyes are pretty much the same!

True that you both have such good eye shapes, as they're whatever Zettai wants. But the main difference is that Hiroko occasionally wears glasses! Beautiful thick-framed red ones that go well with her eyes!

: I understand... But that doesn't mean I have to enjoy it! I can't believe that even in this blog I have to be under Hiroko!

I apologize for that! But do know that you still look grea-

: I don't care! You have no idea what it's like always coming behind her!

: (I would say Zettai does... but that sort of lewd joke wouldn't be very kind.)

I-it's alright. Like I said you still are a wonderful girl! You don't need to keep comparing yourself to your sister!

: But YOU did!

I mean analytically it makes sense! (Heh, “anal”ytically) You are siblings and have a lot of similarities! But I still apologize, as I know it's a problem for you.

: Blame Topaz's writing skill being awful.

That's always something my readers need to understand.

: Fine... I understand... But I hope that you won't be doing it too much more.

I'll try not to, and even if I do know that it won't take anything away from you. And as for your face, do know that while have a simple face I do enjoy that. I also like your dot nose, as unlike with Topaz's harem all the girls have small noses but in Zettai's the older girls have bigger ones.

: And ironically Topaz's girls aren't the ones that smell strong.

Nice point. But do know that your soft curves and nice features are quite good too.

: Well, I suppose that if you're good with my face I approve. It's no surprise as I am quite cute.

That you are! Even if you were one of the first Kisekae girls I made. As such you probably aren't as detailed as some of the more recent girls are, but you still look great!

: Don't toot your own horn.

I'll try not to, but you have no doubt a wonderful design that's worth praising!

: Heh, I thank you for that. How about you praise me more too?

But of course! We still have plenty to talk about, so let's get going!

*With that Topaz continues the blog. However, on the outside a certain outsider is peeking in through a window.*

: Eh heh... So that's Topaz. I can't wait to to take him for mine, and show him the ol' 801...

==Body==
===Build===
Asuho has measurements, which isn't much of a surprise. She's on the shorter teen side, with a height of 148 cm and weighs 49 kg. Her three sizes are 72-52-105 which gives her a delightful pear shape. Her bottom-heavy body is of course perfect, and fits with being a loliteen meaning he age. She of course shows off her ass well, being far bigger than a lot of anime characters even if within Zettai's harem Asuho is on the “smaller” side due to being a loliteen. Her waist also looks good, and with her flat chest her huge cheeks are even more emphasized. I'd say the only issue I have is personal, as like many in the harem Asuho is quite a... “powderkeg”. What I mean is that her fat ass is sensitive and quite gassy, and I'm not too fond of foul odors like that. It is appealing to Zettai and there's nothing wrong with that as a result. Still, Asuho overall is quite superb and more anime girls need to not only be as assy but as proud as she is of it.
Grade: B+

===Chest===
This is another area where Asuho is quite proud. Her chest size is 72A, which is a great flat size and she's proud of it like the other harem girls. She shows off her ass far more too, which is a lot larger as you can tell by the measurements. While it doesn't matter I would have to assume that she can show off her nipples too, but I don't have too much data on that. Overall Asuho doesn't have much to talk about when it comes to this area, but her small size is quite good.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Being fair Asuho is a custom character which means she can be put into any sort of outfit. One of the benefits about being self-created (or so). Her school uniform is very gym outfit-themed, meaning she has a red buruma-like bottom that shows off her incredible fat ass. As a big fan of Toku entertainment I imagine she likes the heroic bodysuits, which are likely tight against her big jiggly ass too. While Hiroko tends to be more well-known as a miko I'm sure Asuho wears the outfit at least occasionally, and I imagine she has a lot of other outfits. Both ass-showing/focused and other outfits that Zettai likes. As a result Asuho overall gets a perfect mark here! Sure it may be taking advantage of her being a custom girl, but regardless the possibilities are endless!
Grade: A+

: A-an A+...

But of course! You deserve it, as you can be put in any sort of outfit! That's one of the benefits of being a custom character.

: Not that you've put Kimiko in that maid outfit you taunted her with so long ago.

Shhh... But in all seriousness you have a lot of great outfits as mentioned. Your school uniform with red buruma-like bottom is great, as are your Toku bodysuits and miko outfits. You would also dress up in various outfits for your Oniisama as well.

: But of course, especially if I want to tease him with my huge ass!

And such a huge ass it is, ASSuho!

*Asuho turns around, nearly knocking Topaz over. Her huge cheeks ripple and look soft and plump, even moreso than usual.*

: It sure is! If it counted I'd do even better, as my ass is likely bigger than I am tall now!

: Look who's talking though.

: HEY! Are you calling me short?

: But of course! Then again if you laid on your stomach you'd end up taller with those huge cheeks of yours!

: Heh, I consider that a compliment!

Certainly as big female asses are always good! And even her base Asuho has a wondrous pear-shaped teenage body. Perfect for Zettai's tastes!

: And hopefully more people, as I would love if asses were more love!

I agree with that, as it's certainly a niche that needs filling. No naughty pun intended. I will say that the smell isn't something I'd be into, but again you're perfect for him!

: But of course, as Oniisama deserves only the best from me. I love pampering him with my powerful odors!

: As long as you keep it for him I'll be happy... I remember when Hiroko came and we couldn't get the smell out!

: Ha~ I do thank you for appreciating my body though.

But of course, as I'm not narrow-minded! Speaking of your body, you also have a great upper body!

: But of course! It makes my enormous ass look even bigger!

That it does!

*Asuho traces down her slender upper body and across her plump, massive cheeks. Her ass has expanded so much her hands can't carry such a massive weight. Granted her soft, ample cheeks couldn't be held even beforehand, but that isn't the point when her ass is so massive.*

Very sexy!

: Is there no doubt! And look at my strong attacks too! Gensouken!

*She gets into a fighting pose and throws a punch, with a ki blast coming out. The characters for the attack's name even appear in a freeze frame for extra effect. Topaz and Riri fortunately avoid it but the one watching out the window behind them is hit.*

: KYA!

*The spy is pushed backwards after getting punched, so that when the group looks that direction they don't see him.*

Oh no, the window!

: At least it wasn't the kitchen again.

Thank goodness.

: O-oops... My apologies. But I was just so excited to show off my attacks!

Don't worry, as you might have a lot of time to do that. You also have a great giantess body too!

: I am experienced with such things~

: I thank you for not growing inside at least...

Me too. But I think we've gone over everything, so how about we continue?

: Sounds good to me, as I love being able to hear you praise me!

Then let's go onward!

*With that Topaz moves to the next sections.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Asuho is very likable girl though that's no surprise considering she was created for Zettai's harem. She's one of the first members as well, being his youngest sister. She's the youngest of three children as a result, even if she looks her age unlike Zettai and Hiroko. She's fairly smart, though not as much as Hiroko's talent so Asuho tends to be a little jealous and has an inferiority complex towards her older sister. Still, she is sociable and friendly, with Ran being one of them though I'm sure she's friends with many members in that group. Due to her family's experiments Asuho also has had some time as a giantess, and that mixed with being saved by the local hero Yuuna gave her an appreciation for acting. She likes Toku series in particular, as like a lot of his members she appreciates hot-blooded action, spirit, and justice. While I don't have a lot of information exactly, Asuho overall is an amazing character much like the person she was created for. Asuho is voiced by Yui Ogura, at least that's who we would want to voice her, with her cosplay being Hinata Hakamada from Ro-Kyu-Bu! but other big roles she's done includes Kokona from Yama No Susume, Yunoha from Aquarion EVOL, and likely many more great characters too.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
Asuho has a very strong libido, even if it's single-target. You see, much like Hiroko Asuho is deeply devoted to her Oniisama, meaning her older brother Zettai. They have a lot of very sexy anal fun, with a lot of gas and while the latter isn't my taste he loves it (both Zettai's) and that's what's important. She does have to share him with the ever-expanding harem, and while there's nothing wrong with that I imagine it does give Asuho less time to play with him herself. She will also intentionally forget books in order to sit on his lap to read too, teasing him with her huge ass. Overall Asuho of course does well here as she's an excellent lover and sister, the incest being the spice that makes their relationship even sexier.
Grade: A

===Age===
As fitting of Zettai's taste Asuho is a fourteen year old girl. Her birthday is November 3rd, and even if she's the youngest she isn't as stunted as Hiroko so she looks older and about Zettai's (visual) age. It's a good age and she's a middle school girl, but I do prefer older girls if only slightly. Still, overall Asuho does quite well here.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 88
Average score: 9.8
Final Grade: A-

And that's the blog for the week! What did you think of that score?

: What a great score... for me to FART ON!

*Asuho bends over and aims her huge ass towards Topaz. Luckily Ririchiyo gets in the way.*

: Noooo!

Ririchiyo!

*Riri presses on Asuho's fat cheeks, which were bigger than the assistant's body at this point. However, pressing like this causes the harem beauty to release a huge fart and shaking the whole house.*

BBBBBHHHWWWAAAARRRPPPHHH

*Even outside the building shakes, with visible stench exiting through the windows. We return inside, with Asuho flustered and both Topaz and Riri coughing.*

: Cough... I can't believe you said that and went through with it!

: I-it's not my fault! I was just doing it to show off my ass and have a funny laugh, but then you pressed against my huge, sensitive cheeks and surprised me! It's like you pushed it out yourself!

*Cough cough* L-let's put that behind us. Outside of wanting to make the joke what did you think of it?

: I think it's really good! I even did better than Oneesama! She only had 81 points!

Being fair she did a lot better in the redone blogs where I was more fair to her, but I'm glad you enjoyed the blog.

: Curses! I can't believe that she'd upstage me again, even after all these years...

It is true that she's higher but you're still a wonderful girl Asuho! In fact, your jealously towards your sister is a big part of who you are! And the incest, which is best!

: I'm glad you think that. Far too many studios believe the opposite, and like with childhood friends imoutos deserve better!

I agree, specifically incestuous ones! Imoutos, not childhood friends as those aren't blood related usually. And boo idiots continuing to think that imoutos were ever common too, as they weren't and lacking good blood related ones is one of the biggest problems with anime these days! Well, with plots. I don't want to get into working conditions and such...

: Probably for the best. I'm glad that you like my voice too, even if it's not a separate subject like in Zettai's blogs.

Certainly as Yui Ogura is a great cute VA! Sure she's had her share of stumbling lately, such as with Passionlip, but you still have a beautiful voice!

: Well, the one from her mouth at least... *cough.*

: I apologize again!

Your war crimes and chemical warfare will be forgiven someday. And of course, go being a teen as even if Zettai likes older girls more than he once did you're still a great age for him!

: Getting older makes you appreciate mothers more I suppose...

Being fair there's a lot of sexy ones. Including yours, Asuho!

: Hey now, don't get any ideas with my momm-er, m-mother!

Fair point, though perhaps in another five years... That said, I'm glad that you've enjoyed the blog, but we should be going.

: A-HEM! Aren't you forgetting something?

Let's see... I brought up all the topics I wanted to, though I do suppose the reason for your love for Toku, as well as hot-blooded action, is fairly recent. But nothing too major.

: I meant more that I should get a picture! I scored enough points, so I should get one!

: She's got a point, Topaz.

I know... But as she's an original character it's not like there's any art of her sadly! And my personal art skills are extremely lacking so that's not a solution!

: Why don't you use that one program you like using so often?

I highly doubt Walfas would be a good source for fanservice pics...

: No, the other one.

Ah yes, Kisekae. I suppose that works:



That said, it's not a great program. As much as I enjoy it, it isn't able to have you show off your best feature meaning your enormous ass! Even if I put you into a somewhat sexy pose it wouldn't be able to bring out your best ASSet which is a shame!

: I can understand that, as my ass killed one of your cameras!

: I'm just glad that this one still works after being farted on...

Indeed, but do know that Asuho, as well as Hiroko, are both amazing girls and their series needs to take off!

: Japan needs more appreciation for female asses, and not just be Japanties either!

I agree with that! Though it seems we're done for this week. Riri and I would leave, but we're at our house...

: Don't think we're being rude but-

: Sheesh, I understand. You two have to go out on an adventure and-

: Not so fast!

*A trap busts in from the front door. Topaz and the others have a look of disgust.*

: You just stay there, as you'll be talking about me next time and-

: IMOUTO SENPUUKYAKU!

*Asuho does a game-inspired spinning kick, hitting the trap and kicking him out of the house. At the point of impact it freezes for a bit, with the Japanese characters appearing.*

: That takes care of him!

You should have aimed lower!

: I'm not touching him there! I don't know where it's been!

: Sadly Topaz has an idea, and as such I don't blame you...

*Sadly his doesn't stop the trap from returning.*

: That isn't nearly enough to get me away! Here comes the PAIN again!

: Who are you, Barney at Moe's bar? I'm going to make sure you stay down this time! JIGOKU GURUMA!

: What?

*This time she gets the trap in a suplex-like position, smashing him into the ground with her assy weight. She then spins in place for a bit, rotating but before she goes flying the characters for the attack appear. Asuho then blasts the trap out the window.*

Not the kitchen window again!

: Better than having the trap inside still. But I suppose that... we'll have to... take care of him...

: I agree... Though for some reason it feels like I'm... out of ammo or something. I didn't think my attacks... exhausted me so much....

*She yawns and falls asleep on the couch. Riri also curls up in a chair, cutely using a decorative pillow for an actual sort.*

E-eh? What's going on? Is my blog so boring that people are falling asleep?!

: Heh, I wouldn't say that... In fact, I'd say that you're going to have a very... exciting time.

*The trap returns, being obviously beaten up. However, he has a powerful-looking being behind him. With crossed arms and a genie-like stance, as well as having horns for ears-the trumpet kind, not the demon kind-it's apparent what has happened.*

Y-you... Don't tell me you killed them! And with your stand no less!

: So you know what this is. Fortunately for you my stand only knocked the girls out and they're having sweet dreams, but that means we'll be able to have some “alone time” together~

That sounds terrible! I need an adult!

: You are an adult... Which is fortunate, as we'll get into “adult situations” next time.

Sounds terrible, and I can't wait to rip into you in my blog next week!

: AH~ Go on and tear me apart like a new emotion!

Must you make everything disgustingly sexual? But I do apologize for the topic next time, but it will be April sadly. See you next time, though I wouldn't blame you for skipping it obviously...

*With that Topaz ends the blog. Though my apologies once again.*