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May 21st, 2015
This is the Three-hundredth-thirty-eighth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

We're here, Ririchiyo!

: And where exactly is "here"?

Weren't you paying attention to the previous blogs? We're at the national sectional regional Gunpla tournament!

: Well, the tournament I recall, but weren't you just getting your supplies? How did we get here too?

Never underestimate the power of one week! Even if it doesn't seem possible I was able to finish!

*Topaz holds up his gunpla, though since it's under a sheet only the outline is visible.*

And how we got here, well, the viewers don't need to see everything...

: I still don't see why you didn't let me watch you make it. It's not like I'm going to spill any secrets.

Nothing personal, I just want to keep it a surprise from the audience.

: Grrr, you and your mysteries.

*The two walk past a gate that has the word "competitors" written on it. However, a brown-haired girl stops Riri.*

: Halt! Where do you think you're going?

We're going to compete. Isn't this the way?

: This is a single-person battle according to the rules set by the creator of this tournament. Your assistant will have to wait outside.

Those are dumb rules!

: I know, it's like how a certain company only expects you to use three monsters in competitive play at once rather than your whole team!

Exactly! But we can't break the rules...

: Heh, you're not even close to being rich enough!

: Right this way then, Topaz.

Hey, how do you know my name?

: It says so on this sheet.

Phew, that's a relief. I thought that my Imprint ability was starting to work.

: Don't be too sure, she did write "favorite little brother" by your name...

: *flustered* H-hey! Don't look at the list! Especially when I have to escort our last competitor into the arena. Follow me.

*Mirai walks into a futuristic elevator and Topaz follows her. They shoot upward towards the arena.*

: Harumph! I don't want to ride such a childish ride-er, elevator, anyway!

*A purple haired girl appears behind Riri. It's Shion.*

: *pant pant* Hey, where did Topaz go?

: He went into the arena. Why, do you need to tell him something?

: It's a trap!

: I think you're off by over a month, but that impression could use some practice anyway.

: Impression? No no, I mean that the whole tournament is a trap!

: Huh?

: I heard someone who calls herself "Kirara" planning it...

: But her show isn't even over! How many of these Cures do we have to beat?

: No, this one is an idol.

: That doesn't exclude the one I'm thinking about...

: And she's a Gunpla expert!

: Wait, now I I know who you're talking about! We'd better go rescue Topaz!

: Luckily I happen to have two tickets already, and they're front row too!

: I'll pay you back for this sometime, Shion!

*The two run into the arena and finally get to their seats just as Topaz and Mirai arrive.*

: Alright everyone, whose ready to see some Gunpla?!

*Crowd cheers.*

: That's right! This is the national sectional regional Gunpla tournament, and here's our challenger Topaz!

*Topaz goes to the 3D projection table as the crowd continues to cheer. Riri and Shion wave him down.*

So this is where you guys went. What's up?

: It's a trap, Topaz! This whole tournament was done by the Chessmasters to capture you!

: You'd better escape!

No, if I want to know what the Chessmasters are up to this time I'm going to have to see it for myself!

: Don't be reckless!

: Good luck!

Thanks, I'll be needing it.

*Topaz goes back to the table,*

Now, how about I do you for my blog today, Mirai?

: Sorry, but I have instructions not to allow you to do me as this week's blog. I think the tournament organizer wants you to do the tournament girls.

That makes sense, but I do hope to do you allow me the chance.

: Maybe after all this is over.

So where is this organizer? I think the crowd is getting bored.

*The giant television to his side turns on and a video call starts, with Kirara appearing on screen.*

: Kira~ Welcome to the tournament, Topaz! As you can see I've set it up so that you'll be fighting all three competitors.

*A giant version of the bracket appears which shows him facing all three.*

Ah, so it's a Mortal Kombat-type of tournament then.

: That's right, and if you fall even once in battle I'll force you to stop making blogs. Then the Chessmasters will be spared from their poor scores!

: W-what? I didn't hear anything about this!

: Of course, I needed an announcer that's not me. I can't commentate on my own battle. But first you have to face my first soldier!

????: Eeeeeks! I-I mean, I have to battle you!

*A shy hooded girl appears an stands on the other side of the battlefield.*

Looks like I won't be able to do you this week, Mirai.

: A shame, but I imagine someday in the future.

Eeeksgirl: That won't be possible...

*The Eeeksgirl removes her shadowy hood.*

: I-I'll prevent more of your naughty blogs today!

Looks like...

Today's girl is:

Misaki Suzuhara
Angelic Layer

: Alright, since the crowd is getting antsy how about we start the battle?

Right now? But I wanted to do my blog first!

: You can do both!

But I might not be able to concentrate well on the battle...

: That's the point, ohohoho!

*Misaki puts her angel Hikaru on one side of the battlefield while Topaz finally reveals his custom Gundam Maxter. It's about the same, only alternate colors as the helmet is yellow, a green torso, and yellow legs and arms. Ririchiyo facepalms.*

: Topaz, don't tell me that's the Pack-

No no no, it's the WISCONSIN Gundam. Sadly I couldn't put cheese on its head.

: Like that would make it any more ridiculous! Wait, did you say CHEESE?

Of course!

: Americans are strange. Cheese is for burgers, not for headgear! Ahhh, now I want a burger....

: Still, your mecha seems like a load of Crockett!

Hey, I worked hard on it. Do you believe in me or no?

: *sighs and facepalms* I guess you have your own pride. Heh, but even with your foolishness I shall be behind you.

: Alright, since the, er, Gundams, are in position, let's get this battle started!

*Misaki shoots out Hikaru first, lowering her visor-like eyewear as well.*

: Hikaru MS Girl Gundam, go!

*It lands safely on the Battlefield-like stage, as in from the Smash series.*

Wisconsin Gundam, let's go!

*The Wisconsin Gundam arrives on the skateboard and climbs off. The boad then goes back on the back.*

: Wow, that entrance reminds me of a certain young boy's entrance in Smash. Well, the one that's not released yet. Plus it would be ironic if the "American" Gundam never released in the US...

: Hmm? Talking about something?

: Er, don't pay attention to my nerdy talking. (Man, Topaz has really gotten me addicted to these sorts of things...)

: Now that each contestant is ready, let's begin!

But before that, how about I start my blog?

Hair: Misaki's hair is mostly short, but her sides reach her chest. It's interesting but not too attractive (it sort of looks like a reverse mullet). That said she does have some yellow bands at the bottom which do look cute, and the ends of her hair also flow which is a nice positive. Her hair also seems messy in the 90's/early 2000's style, with the bangs seeming out of control and raising a bit in the front. Her hair color is brown, which is nice. The problem is that the series came right after Cardcaptor which ALSO had a brown-haired female protagonist so maybe brown wasn't the best color (she does seem somewhat more-red tint in the manga art). Overall not too outstanding but Misaki does have a few interesting details that keep her from being average.
Grade: B-

Eyes: Again, like Sakura from Cardcaptor, Misaki has bright blue eyes. I don't mind the color too much but I will say that it seems really bright for some reason. Luckily I read the manga instead of watching the anime so it wasn't as big of a problem for me.

: So THAT's how you're able to do her blog. I was wondering why you hadn't mentioned that you didn't watch the anime.

I probably should have said that earlier, but I was expecting more opportunity to begin. Anyway, getting back to Misaki her eye shape is definitely a shoujo-style one; her eye is only accented at the top and she has a pretty obvious tarame. The lack of a bottom-accent is something I don't like. Her pupils also show her shoujo roots, though that may just be the art style at the time. One plus I guess is that she, in the loosest sense, wears glasses on occasion. Well, not so much glasses but her Deus visor does cover her eyes and I like the cute wing effects by her ears. It does look like a certain X-men's goggles, but since we see through them I'd count them as sunglasses.
Grade: B-

Face: Misaki has a pretty simple face that reminds me a lot of shows from the early 00's. That's not a minus though, I do like her small features (especially her nose) and she is pretty cute. Her eyes are somewhat spaced apart but I imagine that's just how the art style is. Misaki in particular is almost always smiling, with a bright expression, which is really cheerful.
Grade: B-

*Kirara shakes the camera.*

: TOPAZ! Stop stalling! And you, Misaki!

: Eeeks?

: Don't give him the opportunity to continue his blog! We've found out that his blogs can weaken you!


: EXACTLY! So if you don't want your precious Hikaru to lose again...

: R-Right Bishop is right! I can't allow Topaz to beat me! Go, Hikaru!

*Hikaru charges at the Wisconsin Gundam. It creaks a bit before getting punched.*

Oh no! I've made it too heavy!

: You'll never be able to stand up to my speed like that!

*Hikaru hits with multiple blows, using both punches and kicks. Topaz's Gundam is unable to block at first due to moving so stiff, but after getting used to the controls starts to block. Due to Hikaru being so lightweight, the damage isn't really building up too badly.*

Alright, I've got blocking down...

*The Wisconsin Gundam gets in a defensive position. Hikaru keeps up the attack, but Misaki notices something.*

: But your damage isn't going up!

That's because I'm far too bulky for you to damage right now. Even with your speed you're unable to pierce my defenses!

: Looks like Topaz has found a strategy that works for the stiff Wisconsin Gundam.

: There must be some way through his guard, keep it up Misaki!

: O-Of course!

This is a fine opportunity for me to continue the blog!

Build: Unfortunately this is the area that Misaki won't do too hot. While her figure does fit her, she is short and easily confused for an elementary student (she's in middle school). This doesn't do well for my blog. She also thinks of herself as “unathletic” but it's more that she's really clumsy. Fortunately this aspect isn't too major in the grand scheme of things.
Grade: D

Breasts: While it does fit her, I do have to mention that Misaki is flat-chested.
Grade: D

Clothes: While Misaki does better here it's not that much of an improvement. She usually wears her school uniform for Eriol middle school section. It consists of a white sailor top though with a large flap buttoned up in front and a blue collar with a yellow stripe and a similar design around her wrists. She wears a very light blue turtleneck under it, and on bottom she has a white skirt with a blue one under it. She also wears blue thighhighs with very nice absolute territory. It is put off a bit by her shin-high boots, but they aren't too bad either. The uniform also has a blue armband with a crown on it as well as a medal-like crown decoration on her right chest. Overall it's impressive how unique this outfit is. It still isn't too stand-out, but describing it helped. Other cute outfits worth mentioning includes multiple kimonos, a one-piece swimsuit, and gym clothes including a blue buruma.
Grade: C+

*Topaz continues to defend against Hikaru's blows.*

: Topaz had better think of something fast!

Wait, why?

: Because the timer is going and, if you don't attack, you'll lose due to the early damage!

No one told me about a timer!

: Of course not! If we told you we wouldn't have the advantage anymore!

That's cheating!

: Hey, just because I was able to trick you into a tournament without explaining the rules doesn't mean I'm "cheating".

: I'm pretty sure that's an unfair advantage...

: Who cares! In about five minutes Misaki will be victorious!

: This might be one of the easiest battles I've been in! Er, sorry Topaz.

No offense taken. After all, I'm not going to be going down easy! Now, Wisconsin Gundam, CHANGE!

*The football-armor on the Wisconsin Gundam moves to the fists instead. It now looks like a boxer.*

: Wow, I'm surprised that Topaz was able to do such a complicated thing! Good thing as the lower Armor should make him faster due to losing the armor class penalty.

: What?

: Er, never mind. At least it doesn't wear a purple dress though...

: You're saying a lot of silly things I don't get.

: N-nothing, just little jokes here and there.

*Riri holds up her fist and sobs a bit while thinking (Curse you Topaz. You've made it difficult for me to relate to other girls with all your nerdy activities!).

: It's alright Hikaru. Now that he's taken off his armor we should be able to damage him more.

*Hikaru and Misaki nod to each other. Hikaru then charges and attempts to throw a punch. The Wisconsin Gundam not only blocks it but uses Hikaru's slight staggering to punch her in the side.*

: EEEKS! That hurt!


: Oh? Did I not mention? Misaki is bound to Hikaru so each time you damage her you'll be harming an innocent teen girl.

You fiend!

: This sounds like a bannable offense! You can't have a Gundam Fighter in such a dangerous position, Misaki could get seriously injured!

: Fortunately Hikaru is NOT a Gundam and thus I don't have to listen to your dumb rules. Nyah!

: I-I'll continue! For Hikaru's sake!

Then I'll finish this in a single attack! LAMBEAU LEAP!

*The Wisconsin Gundam flies towards Hikaru as if going for a Jolt Haymaker. However, he misses as Hikaru leaps to avoid it, with the Gundam nearly falling off the field. It causes a small crater where Topaz's Gundam lands.*

Phew, that was a close one!

: Right, you'd better not suicide yourself!

I'd better use this minute to collect my thoughts... and continue the blog!

: Quick, use this opportunity to strike, Misaki!

: After a counter like that I'm going to hold out. If I get struck like that again, I-I might not be able to make it...

Personality: Misaki is a timid but sweet girl. She saves up her money and moves to Tokyo for school. Once there she discovers Angelic Layer which is a big competitive battle game. She joins to prove that small people can do big things and, despite losing her first battle goes on to be one of the best battlers. No doubt if this was these days people would complain about nerfing or share strategies for the “ultimate moveset” but that's getting off track. Misaki is easily excitable and may go into a cute chibi mode (though that's the manga in general). She also says “Naaaa!” as a catchphrase when excited or surprised; this is translated as “Eeeks” for some reason in the manga release but I'm not sure about the English dub. Misaki is also a good housekeeper, with both her aunt and female friend asking her to marry them after a good meal. Finally, I can't forget Misaki's analysis ability. She can use various abilities she's seen before, be they wrestling moves or even a foe's previous attack. It's like she's Mega Man or something! Unfortunately I'm not sure what Misaki is like in Tsubasa Chronicle, but I do know she's at least in it! As far as family goes, Misaki lives with her aunt and eventually she meets her mother (though in the anime she seems to be sickly while the manga she's more shy than anything).
Grade: B-

Libido: Misaki herself is a pure, innocent girl. However, he does have a lot of admirers, from both genders (this is a Clamp show, after all). First is the least likely guy for her, a single audience member in the crowd that says she loves her, but that could just mean he's a big fan. Both the beautiful Hatoko and Misaki's friend Tamayo are a yuri option, with Tamayo calling her “Misakichi”. Hiroko-Er, HAToko also is a rival for Misaki and seems to have an official image where she's nearly kissing the oblivious Misaki. Tamayo does ask her to marry her or date her, though the two remain friends that support each other. However, neither are the official “couple” with Misaki. Speaking of that, now we get to the complicated part. You see, Misaki and Tamayo's friend Kotaro (and also Hatoko's older brother) has a lot of chemistry with her and you can tell there's a lot of mutual feelings between them. However, later on we meet Ojiro, an older guy that falls for Misaki. I can't say too much as I don't remember him too well, but I think his relationship is gone in further in the anime. The complicated part is that Ojiro seems to win in the anime but Kotaro wins in the manga (Ojiro and Tamayo go out with them though). I don't know if there's anything special in the anime, but as far as the manga goes I do approve of Kotaro more. They seem to make a cute, easily flustered couple. Though Tamayo should teach Misaki some wrestling moves to use on him xD.
Grade: B-

Age: Misaki is twelve it seems and is a first-year student at middle school. As said before she's also occasionally confused for an elementary student which doesn't effect her too bad.
Grade: C-

Total Grades: 49
Average score: 5.4
Final Grade: C

And with that, my blog is done!

: Eeeks! I mean, it's not bad but...

I know, I'm not very fair to girls like you. But that won't mean I'll go easy on you.. Quick, Shouryuuken!

*The Wisconsin Gundam makes a rising uppercut, hitting Hikaru directly and sending her flying back, damaged.*

: Owwww!

Hmm, I forgot that you'll take damage if I hurt you too much.

: D-don't worry. It'll be over for you soon. I've figured out your fighting style!

: You mean it ISN'T just make stuff as he goes?

: Right! But now I'll use your own attack against you. Go, Jolt Haymaker!

*Hikaru leaps at Topaz's mecha, but by leaning to the side he's able to avoid it. The sudden movement busts up his right foot though as sparks fly out from it. Hikaru however has it much worse as her Haymaker sends her off the edge, unable to recover. The Angel falls out of the battlefield.*

: I knew Topaz could do it! Let's all hear a round of applause for him!

*Crowd cheers.*

: *Slams the table.* WHAT?! I thought that Misaki would have won that!

: I'm sorry, but I care more about Hikaru than your vengeance. Especially after that HORRIBLE trick you've played on me! I don't want to do this anymore!

*Misaki steps down, leaving the arena to repair her angel.*

: That's right. If you pull something like that I'll have to disqualify you and make Topaz the champion by default.

: Oh, don't worry. That was only to make Topaz forfeit. The next girl will make up the loss easily...

*Kirara pushes a button and the next contestant, a white haired teenage girl, arrives.*


Magnificent girl: That's right...

Posted by emperortopaz | 05-21-15, 8:49 AM | 0 comments
May 14th, 2015
Anime Relations: Gundam Build Fighters
This is the Three-hundredth-thirty-seventh week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. We're currently searching in this store for the perfect Gunpla to battle with.

: It's a lot harder than it looks. I mean, look! Advanced Generation! Or Future Century! Or Correct Century, with Gundam SEED!

Wait, that last one isn't correct...

: Fine then, "Correct Era" or whatever. I don't care what it's called!

No, that's not what I mean. "Correct Century" isn't Gundam SEED. You're thinking of Turn A.

: Wait, turn a what?

Turn A Gundam.

: No, I don't think these shelves are supposed to spin like that. Or do you mean I should check out the back of the boxes?

What are you talking about?

: Turning the Gundam, what are you talking about?

Turn A Gundam.

: Isn't that what I said?

I'm not quite sure... This is all so confusing...

: That's what happens when you plan a Gundam blog. I mean, at least Zettai would know his way around this place! Why don't you look over there and I'll check the other side for something suitable.

*She leaves Topaz alone and travels to the other side of the store. Topaz instead has a large, boss-like box catch his eye.*

Oh hey, Big Zam!

*He looks it over and is surprised at how expensive it is.*

WOW! I could buy three smaller models for that price! I'll keep looking.

*Topaz looks around a bit, but he eventually he finds a curvy shopkeeper.*

: Hello, and welcome to our shop. I'm Rinko and I own this store with my husband. Can I help you find something?

I'm supposed to battle in a big tournament soon, but I don't know anything about Gundam other than G and the Build Series. What would you suggest for a newcomer?

: I'd suggest something simple, unless you're an amazing creator.

I have been known to write a good blog...

: *Giggles* Not like that, silly. Perhaps one of these SD Gundams would do the trick.

But those are usually used by g-i...rrlls...

*Topaz gets distracted by Rinko bending over. She bends over so far that he sees a purple thong and part of her buttocks.*

: See anything you like?

Certainly! I mean, er, that one!

: This one?

*She leans slightly more, showing more to Topaz.*

N-no, the one beside it.

: Oh? This? It's really far back it seems. I'll have to reeeaaallly stretch for it...

*Rinko's butt is nearly falling out of her jeans now, and Topaz can't stop staring. Suddenly he gets hit in the back of the head.*

OW! What was that for?

*He turns around and sees a very angry Ririchiyo.*

: Stop staring! And you, motherly-looking lady, stop showing off your butt!

Fun stealer!

: I-if you want to see butts that badly, I suppose I'll show you mine. I-in private, of course. Or I'll punish you with "chair play"!

I do enjoy chair play...

*Rinko finally pulls the box out of shelf.*

: So what are you two discussing?

: Just that he's a big pervert!

: Do you two need to be set up? I'm amazing at that!

*Stars twinkle in her eyes.*

: Su-I mean definitely not! I'm just his assistant!

So what is that box? I could barely see it behind the others.

: Wait a minute. This is a Daimidaler robot, this doesn't belong with the others! It belongs in the trash!

I agree!

*Rinko tosses the box into a nearby trash can.*

Ironic what that box helped me see then. I would have expected it to be the YAMATO Gundam...

: Pervert!

: My husband made that joke once. Well, he said that I should sit on it, but I guess it's a close enough. What does this joke mean?

: It's a reference to a great harem lead. But more importantly Topaz was staring at your butt, ma'am!

: Oh, I'm used to that. I've stopped paying attention unless they start touching. You'd be surprised at how many sales I can get in a day.

Well, at least let me apologize in some way.

: You'll be purchasing a model, that would be gratitude enough.

No no, I'll feel bad if that's the only thing. I know! I'll do my blog on you this week!

: Blog? I heard you mention that earlier. What do you want to talk to me about?

: Huh, that's cool. Most girls he talks to have no idea what that is.

Rinko must be a modern-day sort of woman!

: Stop, you'll make me blush. Go on, keep complimenting me...

Alright then, let's get this Mother's Day week blog started! And as you can see...

Today's girl is:

Rinko Iori
Gundam Build Fighters

: Why couldn't you look at another one? Hey! Look, it's Big Zam!

*Ririchiyo looks the box over and gasps at the price. She then slides it back into place.*

: I see why now...

Hair: Rinko has faded blue hair. It's a lowkey but pretty nice color that fits her age well (no doubt she had darker hair when she was younger). It would seem at first that she has really short hair, barely passing her chin. And to be fair the hair on Rinko's sides are about that long. But in the back it seems she has a well-hidden ponytail that goes past her hips. I'm not sure if we ever see her with it down, but we do see a much shorter ponytail when she goes to the beach. Her hair is also wavy, which is a nice effect as it gives a good frame to her face.
Grade: A-

Eyes: Rinko's eyes are almost straight at the top, but she doesn't have a tsurime unfortunately. The tops are too rounded for that, but it's hard to tell in the series proper. She also has eyelashes in the corner, not something I'm too excited about but they do add a bit of femininity and make her eyes seem more straight too. Her eyes are a green color, which is nice as it's close enough to be similar to her hair. She also has the occasional twinkle in her eye when excited. Overall it's not too bad but the art style isn't too kind to her. It makes her eyes seem somewhat flatter, and I don't mean a straight-top like I like.
Grade: B-

Face: Rinko has a mature face, but I mean that in the best possible way. I do think she looks rather beautiful, but again the art style isn't helping. The main problem is that her nose is quite notable. It's fairly medium in size though, and the same for her other features. The biggest reason she looks more adult is that she seems to be wearing make-up. No doubt the eyelashes are shown off due to mascara and she almost always has a showing lower lip, likely due to lipstick. I point this out because seeing lips is rather rare in anime.
Grade: B

Build: Rinko is an extremely curvy woman. Really, even though we don't have measurements we can see she has a great hourglass figure. Her waist is slim though not outlandish for her body type, and her butt is pretty amazing. In both of her outfits she shows it in as well (though I'll describe those later) and she gets a really sexy ball-reach buttshot in the beach episode too. She could have used a bit more sexy moments, but this isn't the focus of the series. A shame as her name could be pronounced "Ringo", meaning apple, meaning apple bottom, meaning a big bottom xD. That said Rinko is one of those type of characters that EXPLODED on the image sites. I'm not sure why, who can predict what girl gets popular (who would have expected a hearth goddess to be as popular as she did) but I approve of their decision. As a result Rinko is one of the most fan-appreciated mothers I've seen, with only Akiko from Kanon being a fair competition. Overall Rinko has a GORGEOUS figured that's further supplemented by all the fan works. I'll also add that one site listed her height as 167 cm, but I've seen no proof.
Grade: A

Breasts: Rinko is probably better known for her sweater puppies than her butt. That's sort of unfortunate, but she does have a nice, ample chest. She's bouncy on occasion, but it's a lot more realistic (and she probably wears a bra, unlike far too many anime girls). She also seems to have an admirer in Mao's master as he likes Murrue Ramius from Gundam SEED (for her chest, which lead to an unnecessary scene). The Murrue similarity is fair though as Rinko also has her VA. Overall I'd give her a thumbs up!

: HEY!

Don't worry about it, your chest is amazing too. Though in a different way.
Grade: A

Clothes: Rinko's main outfit during the first half is simply amazing. She wears a ribbed turtleneck sweatshirt and jeans, and while it doesn't show off too much just know that it fits her PERFECTLY. It's really surprising how effective it is! I would prefer if the shirt was a different color, yellow stands out too much against her, but it looks really wonderful. The jeans are nice and tight too, showing off her butt as said before. Occasionally, when working in the shop, she'll also wear a grey apron over it with a green Haro pin on the chest (well, I think it's Haro. I'm bad at Gundam). Later on in the series she wears another yellow sweatshirt, sadly not ribbed but with a larger neck hole so you can see the straps of her purple bra. She also wears rolled-up jean shorts with this, so I'm guessing it's for warmer weather. She wears a white bikini with pink trim to the beach as well as the dreaded pareo. Luckily she removes it before getting in the water, but sadly she doesn't reveal a thong.

: Hey, this is Gundam. Not GunxSword!

A shame, then. Also I'll add that the thong from before is NOT an official clothing example (sadly). The last suit we see her wear is a pink or salmon-colored jacket for a more dressed-up occasion. Under it was a white dress, and she also has a green pendant too. I'm not sure where to put this, but she also consistently wears her wedding ring in the correct place. That sort of detail is really impressive for the animators. Overall I am a big fan of Rinko's outfits, but she could stand to have a bit more variety (or a different shirt color).
Grade: B

Personality: There isn't really a lot to say about Rinko's personality. She's your basic shonen mother to the lead, being supportive and cheerful in her son's (or daughter's, in some cases) endeavors. Rinko is a bit more excitable than most, as seen when she's watching her son battle while she's at home and watching TV. She's very sweet and almost always has a smile on her face. She owns the store with her husband, and usually minds it when he's gone. It was funny when she closed up to go to the World Championships and he finally came back to surprise her xD. She also seems to be a skilled cook, a plus for being both a good wife and mother as well as not being one of the many recent girls that lack the ability to cook. Her specialty seems to be yasai itame, or vegetable stir-fry.
As said before Rinko is voiced by Murrue Ramius's VA. This means that Kotono Mitsuishi did her voice. I'm not too fond of certain roles of hers (such as Usagi) but Rinko's voice is pretty nice. There's a bit of a twist, or something unusual, but nothing too distracting. As you can tell I'm not great at discussing voices or the nuances xD.
Grade: B

Libido: Being a mother it's implied that Rinko has had sex at least once. She also loves her husband very much, as shown during their beautiful reunion and the fact she's always wearing her ring. She's also surprisingly active in trying to get China and Sei, her son, together. I would say that she's fine with Aila being with Reiji as well. Just not staying in the same room, but the fact that Aila was wearing a towel at the time may have been a reason...
Of course, I can't forget about talking about fan works here. I shouldn't count it as there's no official reason for it, but I feel it's notable. A lot of people pair Rinko up with one of the boys for “playing”, and I don't mean of the Gunpla variety. I especially like when Rinko and Sei play together as mother-son incest is pretty great. I'm not as big on Reiji getting paired up with her and I really don't like the other side characters either.
Grade: B

Age: Rinko is likely in her 30's as she has a 13 year old son (and I don't recall anything saying she was pregnant as a teen). Technically she could be older, and out of Rinko's best interests I won't mention that there's a 7 year difference between the original Gundam Build Fighters and TRY. Not that we see Rinko in TRY, though.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 82
Average score: 9.1
Final Grade: B+

: Wow, some of that was pretty embarrassing...

Luckily your face didn't turn bright red! But now that we're done with the blog what do you think.

: I loved it. Thanks for talking about me, and I hope that the store gets more publicity as a result.

: Speaking of the store, have you picked a Gundam yet?

Yep, I'll be going with the good ol' Gundam Maxter!

: Wow, I guess 2015 really will have a hoverboard!

I think you might be spending too much training time with Chiaki...

: ...Maybe. But she's feeling so lonely now that Zettai isn't adventuring with her.

I'm sure that she doesn't mind missing all the naughtier things, though.

: True. Well, since all you have to do is pay I'll go wait outside.

I'll be quick.

*Riri leaves as Rinko brings Topaz up to pay. However, when she slides it over the register bells go off.*

Huh? What did I do?

: Oh, congratulations! You've been selected for the quick crash course in Gunpla building. You just need to go into the basement for a little bit.

I hope this will be useful!

*He follows her down. Sometime later we see Riri waiting outside.*

: I wonder what could be keeping Topaz. N-not that I'm threatened by Rinko or anything!

*Topaz exits the building, a piece of plastic model stuck in his hair and paint smeared all over his clothing.*


... So rigorous.... But now I know exactly what to do! I'll be a genius!

*Topaz holds up his fist and his fire burns in his eyes.*

: Say that after your Gunpla is built...

We'd better hurry, before this information leaks out! I've got to go make my monstrosity!

: Monstrosity?

You'll see. Be sure to join us next week, readers!

*Topaz and Riri start heading home, with more boxes than she expected him to be carrying. Some time later a purple haired girl enters the store.*

: Welcome to the story. It's sure been busy today!

: Unfortunately I have no interest in Gundam today. I'm here looking for Topaz. I have important news that the competition he'll be entering into may be a trap!

: Oh my! You'd better go and tell him! I think he's going there next!

: No time to waste then- Oh hey, Big Zam. Wait, this isn't the time to be distracted by Gundam bosses!

*Shion puts down the box and runs off towards the competition hall.*

Posted by emperortopaz | 05-14-15, 9:28 AM | 0 comments
May 7th, 2015
Anime Relations: GJ-bu, GJ-bu@
This is the Three-hundredth-thirty-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz and Riri are standing in front of a large fast food building.*

Welcome back everyone. If you haven't been reading Ririchiyo and I have traveled the world last month! Oh the marvels of the modern world.

: Technically Miurasan teleported us wherever we wanted. Plus we only went to like, four places and two of them were in Japan. Harumph, some world trip.

That's true, we didn't go a lot of places. That said we also met with two of the saviors: Katja, an assistant to my friend, and Kan'u Uchou.

: That's the Ikkitousen one, not the Koihime Musou one.

Thanks for specifying. Now, do you know what we should do now that we're in America?

: Judging by where we've started this blog I assume we're going to eat some fast food of some kind?

That we are, let's go in!

*The two enter and head near the registers. On their way they find a purple-haired girl in a half-on jacket (though she has a coat on) holding a credit card and trying to slide it through the different options.*

???: Hmmm. How did Kyouya do this again? These commoner vending machines are so confusing.

*Topaz walks up to her.*

Hey, are you having some difficulty?

: Do you know this girl, Topaz?

I do, right Shion?

: That's right Kyouya-er, Topaz, I think? Anyway I was just trying to get some tasty commoner hamburgers but this machine seems non-functional. Sorry I'm so bad at these things.

That's because you have to order up there *points to the register.*

: I see then, that makes much more sense!

In fact we're going there. How about we join you?

: Sounds good to me. I'll even pay!

: It's your lucky day Topaz!

*The three walk up to the register.*

: Welcome to McDoppels! May I take your order?

: What should I get? All these choices...

I know what you should get, but only if you're looking for the most commoner meal on the menu...

: No! Don't suggest that! You know how much stomach discomfort that causes!

: Now I HAVE to try such a dangerous meal! Topaz, order me the thing!

Sounds good, she'll have a chicken sandwich and a double cheeseburger. As will I.

: I'll just get the basic sandwich meal.

: Two Chicken sandwiches, two double cheeseburgers, and a basic sandwich meal. Would you like fries with that?

Not today.

: And here, I'll pay for their food.

*Shion hands her a card.*

: *GASP* THE DOUBLE ULTRA-PLATINUM CARD?! I can't believe I even got to touch one of these! We'll get you the finest meals possible!

: Considering this place they might actually reach par then! Hey Topaz, are those cards really that good?

They're a mythical item owned only by high-class ojous and the like.

*Shion gets her card back after it's swiped. After the three sit at a booth to wait for their order.*

: It'll still be a little bit. What should we do until then?

I can do my blog on you.

: Sounds great. I'll be as well-known as my brothers from this report.

: Like Topaz's blog gets any readers as it is!

I can deal with a small but dedicated readership.

: Sounds like a plan. But it seems we don't have much time. You should probably get going.

Of course, and as said...

Today's girl is:

Shion Sumeragi

: Jeez. It sure is a coincidence that you've done a shapely Kan'u last week and now you're doing a purple Shion. Are you sure you're not trying to relive Koihime Musou?

N-not at all! But enough chit chat, on with the blog!

: That just makes it sound more suspicious!

Hair: Shion has very beautiful hair. It looks so smooth and silky! I really like the purple color, even if it's a bit lighter than usual (she still has a darker color than most of the main cast). It also flows great, having a great look to it and I really like how often it's brushed affectionately too. I like how straight it is until her neck or so before widening; it gives a lot of definition to her head and shoulders and in general is one of my favorite touches. Her sides are long as well, reaching past her chin and giving great shape to her face. Overall it's great, but there are a few problems. For one unlike Sumire (who has a fairly similar hairstyle) Shion doesn't have a hime cut. Instead she has the M-sort of bangs, though the center one has three points rather than just one. Occasionally she'll also have her hair in a ponytail, though that's not too terrible. What really had me worried was the episode she dressed up as a butler. Her hair seemed much shorter so I was worried she had cut it! Fortunately that wasn't the case.
Grade: A-

Eyes: Much like her hair Shion also has purple eyes. It's a pretty color and I like how shiny they seem. They're simple, but still pretty nice. The tops are straight and much more bold, going down a bit in the corner while the bottom portion has a harder to see line. You can tell it's there as her pupil seems to be cut off near the bottom which is a cool effect. About the only minus is that her eyelashes are pretty noticeble in pictures.
Shion occasionally wears glasses too! Only on rare occasions, but it was nice to see it in the opening for a reliable view. They're a black lower-frame type, and while a full frame is usually better her glasses do fit her face well. I think they're even referred in-series as making her seem like she has "Havard-ness" so awesome.
Grade: B+

Face: Shion's face is very gentle and soft-looking. That said she does have a very simple face, and while I appreciate her small features (she has a dot-nose!) the simplicity is a bit of a problem. She really doesn't look too unique. That said she does have some great faces, showing off her cuteness well. I like when she shows appreciation for commoner things. She looks so ecstatic!
Grade: A

*The waitress arrives at their booth, holding a tray with burgers on it. She places it on the table.*

: Your order!

: Wait, that's way faster than we usually get when we order. Is this the power of the Double Ultra-Platinum card?

: Hammmbbuurrrgggerrrs! *looks longfully at them*

Wait, don't eat them without taking the covers off! Besides, don't you want to hear the secret way to eat these?

: Secret way? Tell me more!

*Topaz unwraps his sandwiches.*

First you unwrap them then you split the double cheeseburger like this.

*He does so, the cheese splitting as it's still warm between the two meats.*

And then you shove the chicken sandwich right in!

*Topaz places the chicken sandwich on top of the open sandwich and then places the top patty and bun on top. He then takes a big bite of the monstrosity.*

: What innovation! Who knew that commoners like you were so into creative uses of cheap food like this!

: It will probably be for the best we don't ask Topaz the name of this meal...

*She follows Topaz's instructions and takes a bite. Stars appear in Shion's eyes as she chews and swallows.*


And you didn't even have to cover it in condiments either!

: Sheesh, you'd think that it was a dorayaki filled with Pink Cure bias or something...

I imagine that would taste incredibly sweet and overrated.

*Shion continues to chomp her way through the burger.*

: The mild spiciness of the chicken mixes perfectly with the warm beef and cheese while the lettuce provides a delightful cooling effect. I can't believe that such wonders were unknown by me. *munch munch* Oh, this is so good but I can barely get it into my mouth!

*Topaz snickers.*

: Oh, grow up!

: Mmm, the chicken SO delicious in my mouth, filling it with the delicious juices!

*Topaz snickers more, but Riri slaps him.*

: Stop being immature!

: Even the buns are so soft and buttery!

Hee hee, BUTTery soft buns.


*She slaps him some more.*

: Are all your horrible jokes out of your system?

Probably not, but we can't stop the blog here.

: Good idea, your actual blog lacks the poor humor like this. Go back to doing that. (Why am I so harsh on Topaz for being immature. Is it because I want him to be more dedicated to m-me? No, it can't be!

Well, you heard her. Time to get back to Shion's blog!

Build: Shion seems to be 172 cm, though I'm not sure where I got that calculation. She is taller than Kyouya, the male lead, so that is a plus. Sadly that's the only measurement but I do guess that this isn't a fanservice show. We sadly don't see too much of her body either due to her clothing either, which is pretty unfortunate. Her soft-looking legs are really nice though, as is the rest of her body. Not only that but there's also a rare fanservice image of her playing Twister and her BUTT is up in the air! Sadly she's wearing her skirt, but at least it's not pleaded so we get a good sense of her butt's shape. As a point of curious interest she also has a low body temperature. This may be why she keeps covered up, but I'd rather her try hugging the lead to get warm (though she does hold Tamaki, a kouhai, in that way).
Grade: B

Breasts: Shion has a mostly modest chest. She's bigger than the lolis, but not as big as Kirara or Megumi either. She's at least fair-sized, I think, as it's hard to notice under her layers.
Grade: B

Clothes: Speaking of her layers, Shion does have a lot of nice outfits. Her usual is a school uniform that consists of a white collared shirt, red ribbon around the neck with a yellow stripe, a blue plaid miniskirt, and both a tan cardigan and black blazer with blue around the collar and wrists. The blazer is down at her shoulders though, making me wonder how it stays in place. She doesn't wear the blazer when it's too warm though. With this she also seems to wear pantyhose, awesome! She also wears a dark blue yukata and a black bikini (though sadly we don't see as much of her as we do the rest of the characters). Shion also pulls off a “reverse trap” look well, wearing both a boy's uniform (with necktie) as well as a great butler suit (again with a necktie) at different times. She also wears a really elegant-looking shirt in the opening. There's a cute moment when Shion puts on a nekomimi tail and paws but she gets caught doing cute things. She wears winter clothing as well (as she has a low body temperature) and as a result she wears a lot of scarves. She wears a hakama while graduating in the last episode as well as well as a more "true" miko outfit in another episode. Finally, she wears a cowboy outfit in the OVA as well as a penguin suit.
Grade: A-

Personality: Shion isn't the deepest of characters but she still has a lot of cool characteristics. Often times she's at her computer, playing chess against world champions and beating them. She even has a 100% win rate! Sadly this also means that she's away from the action a bit, but the show does make a good attempt to include her in with conversations. She often has statistics or other "smart" things to say, and while cliche it's not a bad thing. She has numerous older brothers, I'm not sure if the show gave her a number or not, but they're all prestigious in their fields. As a result Shion has had a sheltered upbringing, but I mean that in a good way. Rather than being mean or rude she's generally kind and has a great Oneesan-ish voice to her. She's definitely a TDB though I wouldn't count her as a kuudere or something. Anyway, one of the major traits she has from her rich background is that she's not used to “commoner” food. She didn't know what instant ramen was and seems to really enjoy having burgers. It gets to the point where she shakes while reciting burger facts and tries to eat it through the wrapper in the OVA! In general I do really like Shion, she was easily my favorite from the moment she wore glasses in the opening and in general was a great girl for my tastes.
Grade: B

Libido: Shion doesn't show her perverse side too easily, but she does have her moments. She, like the other girls, really enjoys having the lead brush her hair. They also crossdress him though I'm not sure if they prefer Kyouya or the more manly ORE-MAN (his alter ego). She also gets “warm” and “excited” when trying to cool Kyouya with her low body heat and that was a fairly sexy scene even if not much skin was showing. She also wants a copy of his sleeping face and thinks that Mao is doing something perverse when giving Kyouya a foot massage (Mao's feet were on his back, she wasn't massaging his feet). Even better is that she thought this way because she read about it in a book as this means she reads some naughty things! Unfortunately he doesn't let her step on him even though she asked. Sadly, due to a deal she can't actually admit her love and I'd guess he'd be with Mao anyway. Shion also seems to really want imoutos. Unlike a lot of younger sisters we never see her older siblings (nor does she express any interest in them), but Shion does take Tamaki to be her “imouto” and pampers her a bit. Shion always seems pleased when Tamaki sits on her lap.
Grade: B

Age: Shion is a third year high school student and graduates at the end of the season. I can't say for sure how old she is, but considering she's leaving high school she can't be too young.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 81
Average score: 9
Final Grade: B+

Well, that's the blog for today. Now I can finally get back to eating...


: I get the reference, but did you really need to eat your meal that quickly?

I didn't want it to get cold.

: A wise idea. Commoner food is best consumed quickly and without shame.

*Shion pats her mouth with a napkin. However, rumbling and gurgling comes from her stomach.*

Hmm, seems like your body isn't ready for such a strong meal.

: T-that it doesn't-urp- seem to be. If you excuse me, I have to go, er, powder my nose...

Don't worry, your blog is done.

: I a-appreciate it, and thanks for saying such good things about me. Sorry about cutting this short, but...

: Don't worry, we understand.

*Shion runs towards the restrooms.*

We should be going too. After all, there's nothing here to keep us.

*Suddenly a curvy meganekko with freckles, blue hair, a big jacket, and a nice hat comes in.*

-never mind!

: Stop being distracted! There's no reason to confront a girl like-and he's already gone.

*Topaz runs up to the new girl.*

Hi there! Perhaps you've heard of me...

Mysterious Meganekko (M-M): OH! You're Emperortopaz of the amazing and wonderful blog! Something about anime girls, though it seems you've been going through some trouble lately...

That I have. And I wouldn't call it "amazing"

M-M: So modest! You're just like- Oh, wait, you're not good at Gundam.

I know a few things about it. At least the G Gundam and Build sides...

M-M: You know Build Fighters?! Well then, have I got a tournament for you!

*She pulls out a sheet of paper advertising a Build tournament .*

M-M: See! And if you do good I'll even allow you to blog about ME!

Sounds perfect! I'd love to join!

: What's going on here!

*Riri overhears and interjects.*

: You'd better not be falling for any more traps. Sheesh, if I wasn't here you'd go off on these "meganekko cruises" all the time!

Don't worry, this time it's a Gundam Build tournament!

: It still smells fishy, and not just because we're in a fast food restaurant...

M-M: Oh, but you do have to get and build your own model. Hopefully you'll be able to do that in a few weeks. But I'll see you there!

*The meganekko leaves, blowing a kiss to Topaz.*

: This seems like such a trap!

But fortunately not a Springtrap as I still fear that bunny!

*Riri sighs.*

: I still don't get why you keep watching theory videos on that franchise.

Information dispels fear! Or inspires it, I'm not quite sure... Anyway, I know JUST the mother to talk to about Gundam Build. See you all next time!

Posted by emperortopaz | 05-07-15, 9:57 AM | 0 comments
April 30th, 2015
This is the Three-hundredth-thirty-fifth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*A world map is shown, with Topaz and Ririchiyo's faces above a Mario Paint-looking plane. It travels from Japan to another region, with a dotted line behind them.*

*Topaz and Ririchiyo are standing in front of Seito Academy.*

Welcome back everyone. As you can tell our worldwide adventure is nearly over as we're about to meet the second savior. I hope you've had fun!

: Well, mostly. All except for the really bad event in the second week.

*hugs her.* Don't worry, I'm just glad you're feeling better.

: Did I SAY you could hug me? N-not that I mind, but still!

*Releases her* That's fine, I understand. Now, how about we go investigate the girls!

*They head up the steps only to see a meganekko feeding a tall girl with dark hair.*

: Open wide, Kan-san!

: Ahhh!

*Kan'u eats the rolled egg with a flustered smile.*

: Oh, Kan-san. You're so cute!

: T-thank you-

*She notices Topaz and Riri standing there watching them. She grabs her polearm and threatens the duo.*

: You there! State your business!

I'm Topaz, and I'm here to talk about you Kan'u!

: I'm Riri. I'm here as his assistant and to make sure he doesn't do anything too perverse.

Believe me, that second part can get pretty important.

: Wait, so you want to talk perverse things about me? I won't allow it!

: You can't kill them just because he wants to talk to you, Kan-san!

: I have to maintain my modesty! Who knows what perversion he has in mind!

: Topaz could be much worse!

Thanks for the compliment! Er, I think. But is there anything we can do to convince you otherwise?

*Kan'u stands up and walks towards Topaz.*

: Meet me behind the temple. We'll have our battle there.


: Oh boy! Kan-san is going to fight!

Somehow I think I may be in over my head... Still, if I win I'll be able to blog about Kan'u.

: That's right, but if I win you'll have to leave this temple and NEVER RETURN!

*The four of them travel to a large stone circle. Topaz and Kan'u enter, with Riri and Ryuubi staying on the sides.*

: Now... Prepare yourself!

*Kan'u charges at Topaz before he could get ready, slashing him for 25 damage.*

: Oh no, Topaz!

Don't worry, Riri. I'm mostly fine!

: Go easy on him, Kan-san! It looks like he's not that effective of a fighter!

: You've got a point. He does look especially feeble...

I'd be insulted, but if it means you'll go easy on me I can't argue.

*Kan'u stabs her polearm into the ground outside the ring.*

: Since you're bare-handed I won't use a weapon either. I will say that I'm not as skilled as Hakufu or Ryoumou unarmed, but for you I can easily suffice.

*Topaz gets in a fighting pose.*

Bring it!

*As Kan'u approaches Topaz throws a punch. She's easily able to avoid it and kicks him over. She then squeezes his head between her legs in a sexy yet painful manner, dealing 14 damage to him. Ririchiyo is concerned.*

: Quick Topaz! Do something!

Your l-legs are great!

: I mean something productive! Like your Mimicry ability!

Great idea! Hrrrgh! Gwah! *Topaz thinks hard, but Nobuna doesn't come to mind.* It's not working!

: Why not? It's always worked before!

Her thighs are too sexy! I can't think of someone else!


*She squeezes her thighs more, dealing an additional 10 damage.*

: Go Kan-san! You've almost beaten him!

: Think of something else then! Like another strong girl or something!


*The magical circle appears as Topaz successfully summons a girl. Her face is obscured at first but her body is curvy.*

: Really? You went with this sort of heavy artillery?

???: It's been quite a while since you've summoned me, Topaz...

Posted by emperortopaz | 04-30-15, 9:55 AM | 0 comments
April 23rd, 2015
Anime Relations: Oda Nobuna no Yabou
This is the Three-hundredth-thirty-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*A world map is shown, with Topaz and Ririchiyo's faces above a Mario Paint-looking plane. It travels from China to Japan, with a dotted line behind them.*

Welcome back everyone. Hopefully you've been carefully reading my blog or you'll be wondering why Ririchiyo and I are here in Japan. Basically we're searching for Kan'u who has been said to be one of the saviors that I need to meet and blog in order to defeat some people called the "Chess Masters" that want me to quit my blogs. We were sent here from China as we recently met with Sousou. That's about it for the summary. Would you like to add anything, Ririchiyo?

???: Yes.

*The tiger hatted girl looks up.*

: I don't get why you're calling me this "Ririchiyo". I'm Inuchiyo.

Wait, you're not my assistant. Though you do look a bit like her.

: Really? Then she must have been sent to the castle of my master. We shall head there at once!

Which direction is it-GERK!

*Topaz stumbles on his words as Inuchiyo grabs him by the collar and flips him over her loli shoulder. She then leaps from rooftop to rooftop until they reach the center of a large palace. Before they enter, Riri seems to be having some problems.*

: I told you I'm not this "Inuchiyo" girl, I'm here to help my big friend Topaz talk about girls!

???: A likely story!


*Topaz barges in the double doors and runs up to hug Riri. She grumbles slightly but accepts it.*

: What have you been up to? And why does that girl look so much like me!

: Well, we are both hime cut lolis but I'm nowhere near as scrawny as you are.

: S-scrawny?! I'll show YOU who's weak!

*Ririchiyo pushes her butt against Inuchiyo's. She's surprised so Riri easily knocks her over, their butts bouncing from the impact. Inuchiyo stands up and brushes herself off.*

: You only won because I was off-guard!

Would you say that you were ...FLAT-footed?

*Both Inuchiyo and Riri glare at Topaz.*

N-not that there's anything wrong with that!

: What do you say we show this guy how great flat girls can really be!

: Maybe we'll squish him between our next butt-battle too!

*Clap clap*

???: Alright you three. Remember you're in my court so stop that horse play.

...But "horse play" sounds like something I'd enjoy!

*Topaz glances up at the throne and sees a blonde exposing her black bra.*

-Especially by such a beauty such as yourself!

: I bet you'd still prefer me though!

That's fair. Anyway, judging my Inuchiyo being here I can safely assume that you're Nobuna!

*Nobuna stands up.*

: I see that my reputation proceeds me! Good to know I'm such a globally-known name.

: Nah, it's just that Topaz here knows shows well. That and there's video games with you in it.

Yeah, but most of them are the gross male version. Who'd want to play that!

: And I bet she doesn't even have a Black Rayquaza...

Now now, it's unfair to mention that game. If only more people could play it!

: Hey, quit leaving me out of your conversations!

Oh, sorry. Sometimes I forget where I am. So since we're here, would you like a blog done on you Nobuna?

: What's a blog?

I talk about you on the internet.

: I see. Since you say that people don't know me well enough I'll allow it.

: Hey, what about me?

Unfortunately even with your great hair and loli body I can't judge you well. You just never really had that much screentime.

: Booo!

: Behave Inuchiyo! Besides, would you say that you deserve a blog before I do?

: N-no! I'd never imply that in a hundred years!

: I see. Since I've given permission this had better be a good blog...

*Nobuna cocks her rifle.*

: Or else...

*Gulp* Well then, let's get on with the show...

Today's girl is:

Nobuna Oda
Oda Nobuna no Yabou

Her name reminds me of a certain character from your series, Riri.

: That's "NoBARA", not "Nobuna"!

Sounds like a good plan; "No bara". No one would like it anyway. I approve of girl's "bun-as" though...

Hair: Nobuna has blond hair that's usually kept up in a bun. If down it does seem to be rather long, reaching past her hips or so. It does look pretty, with a nice wave to it, but not outstandingly so. Her bun also has a small "tail" to it, pointing upward for some reason and the bun itself has a red ribbon for decoration. Nobuna's bangs are pretty unique; she has a layered look with double M-shaped curves. This and her sides try to frame her face, but the lower set of bangs does fall near her eye level which is a bit too long for my tastes. She has pretty wide bangs so you can see some of her forehead in the middle, and in the center of the "Ms" she has an ahoge growing out.
Grade: B-

Eyes: Nobuna has golden eyes which match her hair. Unfortunately I'm not too big on yellow eyes, but I do like the fun marble-like gradient in her color. Her eyes are also somewhat tsurime-like, but sadly it's not in any consistent manner. The corners of her eyes are done well which lends me to say that, but she doesn't have too much of one at times. She does show a lot of expression in her eyes though, which works well with the lighting of the series. She also has pretty determined eyebrows, with an almost constant downward slope. Her eyebrows are also somewhat thicker than most, or maybe it's just that she has blonde eyebrows, but they stand out a bit. Not enough to get to memetic levels (she's not Satsuki or someone), but they are noticable.
Grade: B-

Face: As with Nobuna's eyes her face looks really nice with the lighting effects in the series. Sadly she doesn't have the best face, not only being somewhat average but being very slightly mannish. I guess this sort of makes sense considering she's a genderbent version of a famous Japanese leader, but the other characters don't have this problem. And it's not like it's THAT major either, it's just something I've noticed in my research. Fortunately she does have a nice face with a small nose, but I'd still say that she's about average or so.
Grade: B

Build: Nobuna doesn't show off her body all too much. Well, occasionally, but you know what I mean. She's a lean girl that is strong, but she does have a feminine curve. Sadly Nobuna lives up to her No-BUN-a name and doesn't show off her butt. Her legs, while also not shown off too much, are shown in a few official images. They're not bad but don't have much shape to them. Her waist is nice though, but surprisingly she doesn't have abs (not that I mind, but even minor ones would show her strength). Due to her outfit her shoulders also get attention on occasion, but I'm not into that part.
Grade: B

Breasts: Nobuna's chest is somewhat ample and, again due to her outfits, shown off. Not to the point of some other series (the only time we see her nipple is on the cover of a fan book and even then it's mostly covered) but to a good amount. As far as size goes she's nowhere near some of the bustiest characters in the series (like Katsuie) but I'd call Nobuna herself at least fair-sized. There's an image where she teases her chest due to being warm, with Inuchiyo being flustered at her ruler's exposure. She also does a hand bra during the lead guy's fantasy, but as he can't appreciate lolis let's not talk about him (until later at least).

: Breasts are only useless decorations!
Grade: B-

Clothes: Nobuna has one of the fanciest and most unique outfit I've seen for a while. Her casual outfit consists of a black hakama with a yellow trim that seems to be made of tiger skin (she seems to have a tiger motif in general) and a greenish-blue haori though she has one arm out. This causes her black bra to be seen quite a bit as well as her shoulder. While not shown (except in official art) she also has matching black panties. Around her waist is a thick rope belt and she wears tabi-type socks with sandals-er, “zori”.
Nobuna also has a few other outfits. We first see her in her battle outfit which consists of black armor and a red cloak. Considering her hair color and style this reminds me of a certain male lead. It doesn't look bad, mind you. She also wears a pretty pink kimono with flowers (both the design and actual flowers) and a sash. Nobuna also gets wounded near the end of the anime, making her wear just her haori with some bandages around her chest and waist (sadly this doesn't mean she wears a sarashi. It would fit her well, though!). Official art also adds two nice outfits: a midriff-showing sailor uniform with blue trim, red hankerchief, and blue pleated skirt, and a gym uniform with red buruma (though sadly we don't see much of them). She also wears a black bikini but she has support issues I imagine (the bottom is nice and side-tied).
Grade: B+

Personality: Nobuna is the main female character from her show (which you should be able to assume by her name in the series name). The series in general is a modified version of Oda Nobunaga's tales with Nobuna here being a genderbent version. She's the daimyo of Owari Province and is dedicated to uniting Japan into one single country (rather than a bunch of smaller, independent ones). She's a brilliant tactician and general, but her opponents still call her a “fool”. Then again I imagine that at the time all of her actions did seem foolish her strategy worked well. Her biggest advantage was that this was a time when guns were still taboo in Japan. As a result Nobuna's forces had quite the advantage. However, it's not just the military might that firearms gave that Nobuna wanted them. You see, she's a major admirer of foreign culture. She's especially interested in European customs and even has the lead swear his loyalty by kissing her hand like a European knight (saying that it's "cooler" and "more elegant"). She also has an interest in Matchlocks which are a type of gun. She also has a globe and an organ in her room as well.
Attitude-wise Nobuna is surprisingly friendly and easygoing. She's a bit impatient (she steps on the lead's face, sadly with a shoe, when he takes too long to introduce himself). She shows concern for both the people she cares about and her people. She does get angry (or, more accurately, aggressive) when she has to do something particularly heartbreaking and this becomes more intense as her relationship with the lead goes on. It's also said that Nobuna grew up in a troubled family. Her father did care for her but her mother not so much. However, after he died she seemed to close her heart and gain a hatred of liars and such. His death also caused her younger brother Nobukatsu to act up with the advice of his retainers as they wanted him to rule. She does care for him but she seems to tease him by putting him in drastic situations. Overall she seems to want her father's approval an is trying to unite Japan however she can.
Nobuna is altogether a nice girl. Not quite an honor blade (even if she does use a sword) and not quite an aloof older sister either. As a result she's hard to define, except in the point I'll mention next area. I'll add that Kanae Itou does Nobuna's voice and does a good job with it. She also adds a catchphrase of "Dearu ka!" for some reason (this is translated as "I see").
Grade: B

Libido: Sadly Nobuna is a tsundere. This is unfortunate as if she was more dominant it would be cool to see her train her "monkey", meaning the male lead, to obey her orders. Sadly monkey doesn't have the same impact "pig" does though. Anyway Nobuna eventually falls for Yoshiharu, the male lead. She becomes upset at his womanizing ways but goes berserk when she thinks that he's dead. She's also not a fan of his womanizing ways but does mention that she does want to be "A" wife of his. Unfortunately this not only won't work as he's a time traveler from the future but I'm not a big fan of him in general. They'll probably still get together though.
As far as other characters goes, Nobuna does have some other options. She does have a few female admirers, such as Katsuie, which is an option in that area. Katsuie in particular tries to keep Nobuna safe from his clutches but often fails and eventually she starts to fall for Yoshiharu as well. As said before she also has a younger shota-ish brother. I would love to have seen them together (especially thanks to a certain doujin I've read) but I doubt it would happen as the two don't seem to have that sort of chemistry. She does crossdress him to force him into an arranged marriage, but luckily he gets matched with a reverse trap for irony.
Grade: B-

Age: Surprisingly Nobuna is only 16. She seems older than that to me, but I guess that happens with being a responsible leader.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 69
Average score: 7.7
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for this week!

: How unfortunate for Nobuna, she got worse than Sousou last week!

: Really? But I'm the most beautiful girl in the world! Yet you say that I'm not good enough for your blog?

I was surprised myself too, especially considering your curvy body. Then again it's been a while since I saw your series and I haven't read the novels. Maybe there's things in there that I'd like more or I'm forgetting something major.

: Somehow I'm not surprised you remembered the part about the older sister crossdressing her feminine younger brother...

*Topaz makes a goofy smile.*

: Now, since my blog-or whatever you call it- is complete I shall ask you to leave.

That's fine, I don't think we have any other-*Ririchiyo slaps him*-HEY!

: Don't forget to ask her about the savior!

Good job remembering that, it's the whole point we came here!

: What are you talking about now?

I'm searching for a girl named "Kan'u Uchou" and we heard that she was in this area.

: I see. Well, you've got the right country at least but not the right region. You're a bit South-West of where you're planning on going. You're in Owari now and you have to get to Kanto.

Can we take a bullet train?

: I'm not sure what that is, but it sounds fascinating!

: Don't get too excited, Nobuna-sama...

: Right, especially because I know this is a gaming joke. Do you want me to mention we should start with Bulbasaur or something next? (This guy and his references... Though I like when I can play on his lap-Er, not like that, mind!)

: You folks from the future are always so entertaining! But if you're going to be facing the powerful warriors in Kanto you'll want some sort of protection. Inuchiyo, give them that weapon.

: Yes, Nobuna-sama.

*She disappears and reappears with a matchlock handgun.*

I appreciate the offer, but I wouldn't shoot an innocent girl. No matter how strong they are!

: Do not worry. This gun is modified to only shoot a special type of laughing gas. When it hits the person you're aiming at they make a bad joke. Hopefully this will allow you two to escape.

Sounds like a pretty random item, but I'll still treasure it. You never know when an odd item could save me so thanks!

*Topaz takes the gun and shoves it into his pocket. There's a slight bulge.*

: Hey Topaz. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

...Can't it be both?

: Ewwww! I hate that C-option!

I'm just joking.

: Oh no, he's shot himself with the gas!

: Don't worry, he's always like that anyway.

: I see. Well, I hope you the best.

Now, let's get going Riri!

: Wrong person. Again.

Er, of course.

*Topaz grabs Ririchiyo's hand. She blushes a bit.*

NOW we'll be able to go.

: To Kanto! Hopefully there won't be any ninjas there that look surprisingly like me!

I'm sure there won't be, and don't go placing ideas in my readers heads. We'll finally be confronting Kan'u next time, to clarify. See you readers then!

*The two leave the grand palace.*

: What a weird monkey... N-not that I want him to return, but I really should have asked more about the future.

: Maybe next time, Nobuna-sama.
Posted by emperortopaz | 04-23-15, 10:09 AM | 0 comments
April 16th, 2015
This is the Three-hundredth-thirty-third week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*A world map is shown, with Topaz and Ririchiyo's faces above a Mario Paint-looking plane. It travels from Spain to China, with a dotted line behind them. The blog begins with a close up on a famous Chinese building.*

Look, Ririchiyo! We're finally in China!

: I'm just glad to be back... Er, for the blogs sake. I didn't want you getting into perverted trouble while I was gone!

I understand. And welcome back readers as well. We're currently on the search for Kan'u as she's one of the saviors apparently. Because of that, we came here to China! Look, It's the Temple of Heaven!

: I see. It's very well made. But, er, Topaz.

And look, over there!

*The camera changes, now showing a large palace.*

It's the Forbidden City! Oooohhh ahhhhhh!

: Stop being such a tourist! And besides....

And look over there! It's the Great Wall of China!

*The camera changes to a large wall that stretches for a long time.*

: W-wait. Where's that?

*Suddenly Riri's huge butt nearly sits on the wall.*

Oh no! Quick, everyone escape! It's Buttzilla! Or don't escape and have a soft squishy death!

: MY BUTT ISN'T THAT SQUISHY! (I'm lying) B-besides, it's all your fault for looking at these models!

*The camera zooms out and shows that Topaz and Riri are shopping inside a store. The places they visited are all secretly models.*

But I wanted to make it seem like we're really exploring China rather than heading straight there!

: I'm still surprised that you knew where Sousou's palace is and that you know that Kan'u would be there.

Katja and Sousou are close friends, but being so similar I'm not surprised. Besides, now that my joke is complete we should get heading there.

: FINALLY! N-not that spending time with you is so terrible...

Thanks, same for you!

*Riri flusters a bit, but both her and Topaz eventually arrive at the palace.*

Wow, it's much bigger in person!

: You're thinking about what would happen if I became huge and sat on it, aren't you.

... Now I am.

*Topaz smiles, but Ririchiyo smacks him upside the head.*

: Enough of that, it's time to go in!

*They enter, and eventually reach Sousou's inner chamber. She is sitting on a throne, with a cat-eared girl sitting beside her.*

: Sousou! Sousou! Intruders! Do you want me to take care of them?

: No no. They must be the ones that Katja told me about a week ago. Can you believe this world? We're able to communicate from that far in a matter of seconds! But you're not here to hear me be impressed by technology. I hear you're looking for Kan'u, your savior.

That's right! Good thing Katja told you so much or else this conversation would go on for a lot longer.

: Not that Topaz keeps it short...

Possibly, but I came here searching for Kan'u. Do you happen to know where she could be?

: Hmmm... Perhaps if you do something for me first I'll be more willing to tell you were she is...

Sure! What, do you want to fight me or something?

: Nothing of the sort. I just want you to blog ME this week. Katja kept talking about your blog, and Zettai's as well, so it's piqued my interests. But make sure not to bore me.

: And don't forget to talk about all of Sousou's wonderful qualities!

I won't, but it looks like...

You don't mind me calling you "Sousou", right?

: That is surprisingly formal, especially for you.

: Technically it would be "Sōsō" but I understand your difficulty with that. Sousou is fine, I'll allow it.

: You should be honored that Sousou allows you to speak to her at all.

*Sousou clears her throat.*

: Sorry, Sousou-SAMA. How could I forget the title for such a beautiful and perfect goddess!

We'll see how "perfect" she is once I start my blog...

Hair: You can really tell that Sousou is an ojou-type from her hair. She's got blonde hair that's set in rather large curly twintails. It's somewhat more yellow in the anime, maybe. They're a bit higher than most twintails, being in the upper back corners of her head, but they do look nice. She also has smaller curls on the sides, though this is in addition to her normal sides. Her bangs aren't anything too special, but they still look fine. She does have a long bang in the middle of her face, and when turned one side seems to show up (it's hard to describe). Length-wise her curls aren't too long, only about going to her shoulders. This doesn't mean that her hair is short though, even if it looks like it, as when she has it down it reaches about her mid back. She doesn't have it down too often though; about the only scene I could find was in a PS2 exclusive scene. As far as decorations go she uses two pink-ish ribbons at the base of each twintail. She also has two skulls as well, though only in the VN. Overall I like her interesting hair style, it fits her well (though I do like the skull decorations).
Grade: B+

Eyes: Sousou has dark blue eyes. They don't look too bad, fitting with her outfit's color. They also have a soft shape, working well with the art style though she also has a tsurime showing her dominant personality.
Grade: B

Face: Sousou's face isn't too different from most Koihime Musou girls. She has a soft but beautiful face, at least for my tastes. Her nose is somewhat medium-sized, but only from certain angles as it isn't too noticeable. The VN version is especially small. She also seems to have soft cheeks, though they aren't as rounded as I could like. Still nice though, as a whole I like the puni-style artstyle.
Grade: A-

Build: Unfortunately we don't have any sort of official measurements for Sousou, not even height! Surprising for a girl from a visual novel. Overall she seems to be somewhat loli-ish, though she's probably more like an older teenager perhaps. Either way she has a slender body that's possibly pear-shaped. Her butt, while not shown too often, is fairly big for her frame and it seems she has soft-looking cheeks down here too. As fitting of a dominant girl she also has pretty nice legs and feet. I bet Jun'iku enjoyed licking them.

: How could I not adore Sousou-sama's wonderful feet <3.

: Of course, that's not the ONLY thing I have you lick, ehehehe...
Grade: B-

Breasts: Surprisingly Sousou isn't completely flat. Yes, she has SOME chest. That said, compared to some of the other girls from the series Sousou is pretty much in the "flat" grouping. Not that it's terrible, of course. I'll also mention that there's a really sexy orange-drip official image that shows off her great chest.
Grade: D+

Clothes: Sousou has a really great wardrobe, especially if you include her alternate outfits. First off is her usual outfit. It's a bit difficult to describe, but it seems to be a goth loli-inspired fancy dress. Color-wise it's blue with some fuschia around the neck and stomach. Her sleeves are also detatched and her skirt ends about mid-thigh with some white frills. She seems to have a bit of absolute territory, with blue thighhigh socks though they're ruined by her high greaves. At least her casual outfit shows them off well.

: So in other words I have Zettai Ryouiki right under my butt?

: Bet he'd enjoy it...

Of course, but continuing on it seems that her outfit changes somewhat in the sequels and shows more cleavage. She only has true detached sleeves in battle-ready form though. Her dress is also more purple rather than straight blue and her skirt is lighter. It's possible that she wears lacy black underwear under it as well. In the PS2 exclusives she also wears a maid outfit, a magical girl outfit (with striped thighhighs and a lot of ribbons), and cute pajamas. She also seems to wear a frilly bikini at one point in the VN. Another VN outfit includes a black dominatrix outfit, of sorts (without leather, but a more military-looking one with a short shirt, shorts, and a hat. Oh, and a whip). Other official art shows her in a black Chinese dress, a red bikini, and a sexy yukata. As far as the OVAs are concerned she wears a school uniform, what seems to be a Hawaiian shirt, a blue buruma gym uniform (sadly we don't see her butt in it), and a fundoshi with bandaids over her nipples. The last one is particularly notable as she uses the bandaids for modesty during a fight with Rinrin in a butt battle
Grade: A-

: Grrr... I would have won if Enshou and her minions hadn't distracted me!

: Hey, isn't your assistant "RinRin"? Why don't we have a match here to decide the victor.

: I'm Ririchiyo, nicknamed Riri, not "Rinrin".

: Sounds like Kouchuu's daughter's name.

I remember her. Though I remember her mother far more, ehehehe...

: Topaz, don't be perverted.

Does that mean that you and Sousou won't be butt-sumoing?

: NO!

Fiddlesticks! Well, let's continue with the blog then...

Personality: Sousou is a great example of a prideful, yet respectable, ojou (though not as prideful as Enshou). She's the ruler of the Gi faction and is a great military strategist. She's intelligent and calculating, but isn't too rough on her subjects. She has high, but not impossible, expectations and while she's rough when needed usually her commands are so efficient that she doesn't have a problem. She's extremely noble and plans on unifying China for the sake of peace. However, as she relies on force she's seen as evil from people outside her faction. I've heard that she is a bit crueler in the manga but that's just second hand (sadly the manga hasn't been translated). All in all she's a great leader and is honorable and kind. The term "himedere", which is similar to "tsundere" but with a more royal charm, fits Sousou well.
Sousou does have some problems with guys and has a rough view on the male lead in the VN (luckily in the anime she doesn't show that). As far as other talents go she's quick to pick them up. Things she's done include: cooking (which is a relief considering how often girls are "flawed" by making them unable to cook), liqeur distilling, songwriting, and costume designing. As far as battle goes I can't say (I'm bad at VNs and I couldn't find any CGs of her fighting). She does use a scythe though, which is cool. From what I hear she's so accurate that she swung at Jun'iku as a test of loyalty and cuts off just a single hair. She's also a great all-around character on the five abilities in her profile. She maxes out on Leadership, Intelligence, Politics, and Charm, and only slightly misses out on Combat Power by one point.
Yukie Maeda voices Sousou, giving her a really nice voice. I find it fitting that she also does Mafuyu which is another blonde lolidom (with problems).
Grade: B+

Libido: Sousou is pretty good here, with a notable problem. If you've seen the anime or most of the game you'll know that Sousou is more into girls. In fact she wants Kan'u for her beauty as well as her combat strength. She even says one of her goals for conquest is to gain more beautiful girls for her harem. She's also dominant which works PERFECTLY with her. She has a few sexy images with Kan'u as well, not to mention being in bed with her in the anime. As far as other girls go, she plays with Jun'iku in a master/slave relationship. I feel somewhat bad for Jun'iku because she seems to have a running joke where Sousou will pick on her, not intentionally though. Sousou will also have sexual interations with the other Kako sisters it seems, with Kakouton being the lucky one there as she gets a near-facesitting. Oddly enough I'm not sure if she has "fun" with Kan'u in the VN or not. Overall she's a great sadist and does a lot of great lolidom work.
However, the notable problem occurs exclusively in the games. Through plot events (AKA defeating her) Sousou loses her status and becomes the guy's subject (probably to protect her from other enemies). And yes, that means that she becomes somewhat submissive. YOU DON'T DO THAT WITH DOMMY GIRLS! It always sucks to hear a great dominant girl become submissive. *drawn out sigh*. Not only that, but she begins to have a complex about her small chest thanks to his preference for larger ones, boo! She'll also get angry when she isn't able to express things but still expects him to understand her. In other words, the guy ruins Sousou! And I don't mean that he takes her virginity (though he does that too).
Anyway, I should talk about some of the things Sousou does. Koihime was an eroge, after all. From what I can tell she engages in standing sex, doggystyle (sadly maybe with bondage. DUMB), both regular and shared fellatio with Jun'iku (though the guy looks way too huge in the latter), cunnilingus, and foot-licking. The last two are done TO her, though. The anime even keeps some of the foot-licking, though sadly not much. She also mounts Jun'iku's back while she's riding the male lead for an interesting three-way. Overall not too impressive but as an Eroge girl she still gets an average-ish score. I just wish she was more dominant.
Grade: C+

Age: Sousou seems to be a young adult in either her high teens or twenties, though her actual age is unknown. I'll assume that she's over 18 as certain sites that block underage eroges don't block Koihime Musou (though that's more surprising for Rinrin or Koumei). From my VERY minor research into the actual Three Kingdoms Cao Cao was 29 when the events start. I can't say that's an accurate age for Sousou though, and without further information this is the best score I can give her.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 71
Average score: 7.8
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for the week.

: Hmmm, so it seems that I got higher than Katja.

By a small amount. It's mainly due to your outfits being more interesting in my eyes.

: Don't forget her age either.

Well, that's mostly negated by her poor libido. It's really a shame when girls don't hold up their dominance.

: True, and I imagine that if Katja would butt-battle she'd get more points too.

I'll tell Zettai! But now that your blog is done can you tell me where Kan'u went?

: She's not here, as you can see. I've heard that she went to Japan on business. You must have just missed her.

Aww man! How am I going to find here now?

: It's dangerous to go alone, take this!

*Sousou hands Topaz a long wooden stick. He looks it over.*

A Ruler?

: Yes... I'm sure that's an accurate hint as to where I'm sending you.

I don't get it.

: It's simple, Topaz. Now you can figure out the lengths of things easily!

I can tell what game you were playing with Chiaki to help you through your... troubles.

: Yeah, we beat both that, Breath of Fire, and a few others she suggested.

Sounds like you had a lot of fun.

: I did, it really helped out playing all the classic games. Of course, I'm glad to be back.

Good to have you back. And I'll be glad when you readers return next week too!

*Topaz and Riri leave, but minutes after they leave Kan'u walks out from a back room.*

: I don't know why you had me cleaning the backrooms for so long.

: They needed it. Or are you going to talk back to me?

: *Sigh* No... But it was like you wanted me to avoid the company...

: N-nonsense! Sousou is a wise leader and wouldn't lie to you!

: That's right. You're all mine, but since you've been cleaning how about we all go into the bath together?

: Me too?

: I guess.

*The three head to the hot springs to have amazing yuri fun.*
Posted by emperortopaz | 04-16-15, 10:25 AM | 0 comments
April 9th, 2015
This is the Three-hundredth-thirty-second week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

==Notice: For this blog the part of Ririchiyo Shirakiin will be played by Kimiko Topaz==

: Hey, what did I tell you about using my full name.

We can't help it. Ririchiyo had... unfortunate business... to attend to.

: Oh, yes. And Rika is busy babysitting that one Puchidol. I guess that this will have to do.

Glad to hear you're on board. Now, let's get going!

*A world map is shown, with Topaz and Ririchiyo's faces above a Mario Paint-looking plane. It travels from Russia to Spain, with a dotted map behind them. The blog begins with Topaz and "Ririchiyo" arriving at a particular house. They knock and a doll-like loli opens the door.*

: *Pant pant* I just got back. Er, I mean, welcome Topaz and- who's this?

: I'm Ririchiyo!

: ...No, you're not. Chiaki has told me about Ririchiyo and you don't fit that description at all!

Didn't you read the beginning? Topaz here is helping me out as Ririchiyo had... other obligations...

: What do you.. OH! I know what you mean. Sorry to hear that.

: Don't worry though, I have a wig! And I don't mean Hinagiku either. Let me just put it on...

*Kimiko puts on the wig.*

: And voila! I look like Ririchiyo!

Or at least a reasonable replacement.

: Good job though, but unfortunately this means that the puppet joke you had planned won't work. And I spent all that time making them...

Don't worry, you can still do that.

: Wait... what puppet joke?

*Ignoring Kimiko Katja allows the two walk into Zettai's house.*

I see he's still in the Endless Cross School then.

: Nope, I locked him in his room after barring the doors and windows and farting uncontrollably into it.

Well, at least he's enjoying himself...

: That was meant to be a joke, numbskull. He's still at the school.

Considering what Zettai is like and Cattleya's plans last week I could believe it.

*Kimiko is finally irritated at the two ignoring her.*

: HEY! What is this dumb puppet joke? Don't leave me out of your plans!

: Hmmm? Do you really want to know? *perverse grin.*

: Yes, of course!

*Katja rips Kimiko's shirt open, exposing her bra. Since she's mostly flat her chest isn't showing.*

: Er, what are you doing?

: Having a... "meal".

: What do you mea-

*The screen turns black.*


: Mmmmmph!

*The screen turns back, but instead of normal it appears to be a puppet theater. A super deformed Ririchiyo puppet and Katja puppet appear from below.*

: Give me your Soma!

*The Katja's puppet's wide mouth opens to Katja's sentence. The puppet then attacks the Ririchiyo puppet, fitting the whole tiny torso in its mouth.*

: *Slurp slurp*

: A-Ah~ C-careful, I'm really... Sensitive... Ah~!

*Sucking noises.*

: Oh? You're sensitive? Well then, I'd better not touch you in the wrong spots... like THIS!

*Squishy sound effect.*

: AH!

: Or THIS!

*Another squishy sound effect.*


: Or HERE!

*More suckling and such.*

: HOLY GLASSES, that feels good! R-really. I'm not joking. P-please.. don't.. m-my chest is sensitive...

: Well then, I'd better extract the Soma QUICKLY!

*more sucking noises.*


*The screen returns to normal, with Katja wiping her mouth with a tissue, Topaz putting puppets away, and Topaz in a disheveled Ririchiyo wig panting as she buttons her shirt on.*

: Wow, and I thought that the Satori sisters were dominant!

Topaz, your wig.

*She adjusts it.*

: My bad for that. Anyway, isn't it about time to start your blog?

That it is-UMPH!

*Topaz gets hip attacked by Katja, who sits on his face and ties his arms behind his back.*

: Fool! You knew I wasn't going to let you blog me that easily. Plus now with Soma I can use my abilities!


: Heh, you remind me of Zettai. Though I did have to put on my odor-hiding underwear on. You should be grateful.

: Oh believe us, we're both glad. And I'm sure Zettai likes how you didn't have to wash up for this blog so you'll remain smelly for him.

: True, plus I'll keep all of my "extra smells" for him too. I'm just glad that he allowed me to do a few simple domination things with you two today.


: Alright then, I'll sit on your back since you can't do the blog while I'm sitting on your face.

: I'm surprised that you were able to understand him.

: I'm used to muffled talking against my bum.

*Katja flips Topaz on his stomach and sits on his back.*

: Now slave, go ahead and show how much you love me!

A-anything Katja-sama! And as you viewers can tell...

You don't mind if I call you "Katja", right?

: Of course not.

: Somehow I'm not surprised that Topaz found the image where she's wearing the closest thing to glasses. Of course, I'm not complaining,...

Hair: Katja has very beautiful blonde hair. From what I hear it might be yellow-er in the manga, but since I haven't read that I can't be too sure. Still, it at least fits a Russian loli more than most other randomly blonde girls. I guess her hair might be considered light brown, but either way it's fine. She usually has her hair up in long twintails with long holders on them, though in the second season she usually hs ringlets and ojou curls instead. The bottom seems to puff out a bit, though as we see when her hair is down it's wavy. She often also wears a frilly hairband though it doesn't alter her bangs in the slightest. Speaking of her bangs, they're overall not too special, having a long part in front and somewhat ear-covering sides, but sadly she doesn't have a hime cut. She also has occasional changes,like the side-twintail in one of the specials I think, but that doesn't happen too much. Her hair is pretty cute and overall nice, but as a downside they use it as censorship too much in the first season.
Grade: B+

Eyes: The shape of Katja's eyes are occasionally a gentle tarame, especially if she's faking being "cutesy". I like her other version more though, a beautiful and slanted tsurime. It just looks so dominant and fitting, though I do like the differences between the two "personalities". Her eyes are also somehat deep-looking and are usually half-closed in a grand fashion. Really, her eyes look really attractive like this! Color-wise her eyes are mostly blue though they seem to have some green in the manga art. About the only problem I see is that she's lacking glasses. Sure, there's the super heroine mask that looks like a masqurade but that doesn't count (even if it's cool).
Grade: B

Face: Something Zettai doesn't grade! Overall Katja is really cute and doll-like, though I mean that in the best possible way. To specify, I like how smooth yet precious her skin looks rather than saying it looks plastic-like or something. I'm not the best judge, but from the manga art I've seen I think I like the anime Katja more (then again I've heard that the first volume has an odd art style anyway). Anyway, she has somewhat small features, though certain angles do make her nose more apparent (It's sort of like Sasha last week). That doesn't mean she's not gorgeous though. I also love both her cute and dommy faces, in general she's a great girl!
Grade: A-

: Seems like this week's chair must be be the one Zettai keeps talking about. Well then, let me unsheath THESE!

*Katja reaches into her pocket and pulls out a pair of thick framed red glasses. She then puts them on.*



: Hah, you minions are so easy to satisfy... Now, continue the blog but lick my feet too!

Of course! Er, I'll lick first since I need my mouth to write.

*Topaz licks and kisses the meganekko Katja's feet. Afterward he continues the blog.*

Build: Katja's body is attractive even to a guy like me. It's small and doll-like, a beautiful loli body. Her measurements, via Queen's Gate, say that she's 136 cm tall and her three sizes are 65/45/70. I'm not sure how accurate that is though. I approve of her big hips though, especially as it mans her butt is shown off well. At least in the specials or second season as said the first tends to censor her. Katja did have a great buttshot in the second ED, even if it looks like it's "breathing", but in general her butt is amazing! Let's not forget the times she uses a girl as a horse as that's really sexy too! In general the show does curves well, and while Katja is a loli it still means that her thighs, waist, and butt are all delicious-looking. Even her feet are well-shaped, fitting for a dominant loli. She's not my ideal, even as a loli, as she's missing a certain "something", like an extra push, but she's certainly a great girl.
Grade: B

: Note: the certain "something" Topaz mentioned is likely a hime cut.

I won't deny that a hime cut would help, but that's not quite it.

: I bet Zettai would like if I "breathed" on him with my butt. ufufu...

Breasts: Katja is flat, as a girl her age really should be. I'm not even sure if she can produce soma, being a qwaser. Still, despite not getting a good score here I will say that her chest is still beautiful, like the rest of her.
Grade: D

Clothes: Katja has a GREAT wardrobe. Most of the time she wears a great black gothloli dress with detatched sleeves and high socks. I'm not a fan of the sleeves or the fact that the skirt part is loose (it should be skintight to show off her butt), but as a whole the outfit is great. I find it funny that she has Zettai Ryouiki of all things xD. Under it she seems to wear erotic underwear, which fits her personality well. She also wears other gothloli at times, in particular a cute white version, but I like the black more. She also wears a school swimsuit and looks great in it (fitting considering she's a loli). She also wears a white leotard with gloves and thigh-high boots in her super heroine episoe. In the virtual world of the second season she wears a pink leotard that shows off her body as well. Finally, we can't forget her dominatrix outfit, both red and black varieties. I'm not too big on the latter, but otherwise her outfits are a great mix of cute and sexy!
Grade: B

: Zettai wanted me to remind you about Fumika.

: Fumika?

Oh, that's referring back to Sasha's blog last week. I said that he had a harem of busty older girls, but I forgot that Fumika the DFC KanaHana also liked him. Since Fumika has a complex I wanted to apologize for that mistake and hopefully she's not singing her favorite "song" in B♭.

: Your readers won't get that joke, so I'll explain that the "♭" is a flat so he's making a chest joke.

: Hey, don't explain it so soon. Jokes are like frogs; once you dissect them only weirdos laugh!

Hey, I like them! Explained jokes, not open frogs.

: I would hope not. But enough wasting time, get on with the blog!

*Katja dominantly slaps Topaz.*

Personality: The most obvious feature of Katja is her dominance. However, that's more for the next area, even if it defines her well. She does have a fake "cutesy" personality in public, especially around those that she wants something from. The separation between public and private is VERY nice, especially with her appearance. She also talks in the third person in this version. She also seeks to control others, but also have them respect them so she eventually turns down the villain's deal to have her become queen of the world. I'll also mention that she's Russian and may have ties to the royal family, but I don't thing that part is talked about in the anime. Katja is voiced by Aya Hirano who does a GREAT job with the two personalities as well, it's one of her finer roles.
As far as battle goes, Katja is a great fighter. Well, technically her female robot "Anastasia" is the fighter, but as Katja is the one controlling her I'd say that she is still a good fighter. Sort of fitting that the dommy girl is also a puppetmaster, I guess. It is odd that she calls it her "mother" though. Anyway Katja is the qwaser of copper. This means, in addition to clearing out the "Take a penny, leave a penny" trays she has the ability to control the element of "Copper" (and no, the coin part is just a joke xD). As an example she's able to manipulate electricity due to that being a common use of copper.
About the only problem with Katja is that her libido tends to overwhelm this part. It was somewhat hard to find enough information to write about and keeping it separate. Then again, it's not much of a problem as Katja still is easily the best girl in the show (though I do like a few girls for their body, Katja is still great).
Grade: B+

Libido: If you can't tell that Katja is dominant I think you need your eyes checked (or to pay more attention). She's one of the greatest sadists in anime (I'd add "female" but that should be given as there's no good male sadists xD). She is a lesbian though, suckling girl's breasts for soma, which is their version of MP.

: I'm sure that Riri would mention that her MP must be high with all the "Soma Drops".

That's because she has good taste in games.

: Unless she played The After Years, of course. But don't get distracted, continue talking about me!

Of course! Anyway, Katja's main girl, or "Maria" in this case, is Hana. I'm not too fond of Hana and her masochism is played up too much in the anime (I'd rather see more of Katja's sadism), but that's a common result these days unfortunately. Anyway, they're together most of the time and Hana is heartbroken when Katja has to go on a separate mission. Luckily they get back together and Katja even has a small harem in the second season with Hana, the blonde Ayame, and the meganekko Lulu. Katja is a great dominant girl, a fact that's played up in the first season specials (the second season ones weren't as good). There is an exception where you the viewer attack her in the last one, but that's because it's the last one and you don't want to see her go. She is a great dommy girl and anime needs more girls like her.
That said, I do have a few problems. However, the problems are all because she's a GOOD dom. Far to good for my tastes, so a few things she does bother me. I don't mind things like kissing her feet or being sat on, that's easy. But Katja does things like force Ayame to go wee on a heartfelt letter she wrote, embarrass Hana by opening doors to show people how humiliated and perverse she is, making Hana wet herself, and finally she has Hana perform cunnilingus on her. That said, while this is a problem Katja's other moments more than make up for these small extremes.
Grade: A-

Age: I've heard differing opinions on her age, which is unknown. She does seem to be disguised as a second-year elementary student and doesn't look out of place. I've heard that she's between 10 and 11, which means she doesn't get that high of a grade here (even if she seems much more mature sometimes).
Grade: C-

Total Grades: 68
Average score: 7.6
Final Grade: B

: THAT's the score you gave me? It's a lot lower than Zettai's!

To be fair I'm sure there's a reason you're his assistant and not mine. But it's not like I dislike you either. You still got higher than Sasha, for example.

: That doesn't mean much, or are you trying to say that you like him more than me?

No mistress, I-ergk!

*Katja squeezes her thighs around Topaz's neck.*

: Did I SAY you could talk to me? Now are you going to behave or not?

*Topaz can't talk so he nods his head. Katja releases him.*

: THERE, was that so hard?

: I'm sure that something of his is...

: Oh? Like you have a place to talk, Ms. Sensitive-breasts...

: Errr..

*Katja gets off Topaz's back, allowing him to get up since the beginning of the blog.*

Well, I guess that's it for this week's blog and-


-That's an unusual sound...


: It's not me, you idiot! I'm saving my gas for Zettai, and even then I wouldn't make something so robotic. No, it sounds like it's coming from Topaz!

Coming from me? But... That means that...

*Topaz looks at his left arm. Indeed, one of the gems on the Savior Saver is flashing.*

A-are you one of the saviors I was told to look for?

: No clue, it's not like we've met before.

: I heard about this! Seems she defended Zettai's house from Hayate's troop. Okay, so he was out blogging at the time, but still!

That means that the other girls must have been the ones to defeat Shamal or Vita. Who saved you, Topaz?

: Er, I'm not sure. There were a lot of people who showed up. I do remember Rika mentioning that Kan'u showed up, perhaps that's where we should go next.

: "Kan'u"? I've heard that name before. Oh, I got it! I'm pen-pals with a Chinese girl who is also a blonde twintail yuri lolidom that's in love with a girl with that name. Well, sort-of loli. You should go there and visit. Take this with you too.

What is this?

*Katja hands them the button that alerts the girls that Topaz is in trouble.*

: Not sure, but that drunk loli left it here after Akame's blog.

: So THAT'S why we didn't know that Topaz was in trouble with the magical girls and idols!

: Good. But I'm keeping the box Ririchiyo gave me. Now, don't forget to visit that one girl either!

Sounds like we have a plan for next time, right Ririchiyo?

: Huh? Er, right! Though I'm sure that the real Riri will be back by then.
Posted by emperortopaz | 04-09-15, 9:14 AM | 0 comments
April 2nd, 2015
This is the Three-hundredth-thirty-first week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz wakes up in an unfamiliar bed.*

Where am I?

???: Harumph. All that work to save you and not even a word of thanks? Then again I really shouldn't be surprised. You look so weak that I bet you get saved all the time.

Well, I am, but usually it's by girls.

*Topaz shakes his head and gets a clear vision. With it he's able to identify his caretaker.*

But I guess there's always exceptions like this. Isn't that right SASHA?

: Who told you you're able to call me that!

*Sasha uses his qwaser powers on a nearby pole to create a scythe. He then holds the blade at Topaz's neck. He swallows.*

W-well, er, let's say that I heard about you from a friend. And, as thanks, I want to blog about you!

*Sasha lowers his blade and returns it to normal.*

: I've heard about this "blog" thing before. From what I heard Katja was able to get a lot of soma through that method.

I don't think that's a proper side effect and instead just Katja helping herself to a meal or two without Zettai's permission... Also I'm jealous, of course.

: In that case, I order you to do me next!


: I meant the blog. What were you thinking of?

W-well... Nevermind, it's not important. I was just surprised that you ordered a blog done on you. I don't recall any other characters, especially traps like you, being that forward.

: If it's a means to more power, I'd do anything!

In that case, it seems that...

As a note I'll be calling him “Sasha”-

: Despite my objections.

-Right. Because I'm lazy, was what I was going to say.

: Be glad I don't want to flay you alive. That would be a waste considering how much effort it took to drag you here. Be grateful!

Sounds like laziness is contagious, but enough delays. Time to begin the blog!

Hair: Sasha has pretty short hair, at least most of the time. Or at least it appears to be as he does have a somewhat-long braid, but it's possible for that to be part of his earring. The rest ends above his shoulders at the longest. Most of the time his hair is neatly combed in a sort-of bob cut. It does look pretty nice. It gets ruined when he goes into battle though, with his hair seeming to get brushed to the left for some reason. Typical Shounen hero hair-change, I guess. Occasionally Sasha also gets a red streak in his hair, above his left eye, when in battle, but considering what his power is I hope it's not blood. Oh, and before I forget he usually has white hair (though with a minor blue/grey tint), a pretty color considering it's lighter than I normally enjoy.
When infiltrating the girl's school in the second season Sasha wears a wig. It's instantly better by being longer, going all the to “her” shoulder blades. The sides also provide a lot more framing, reaching “her” chest and covering the ears. It also looks fluffy too and has fuller bangs in general. Overall I like this version, but his hair could still be better.
Grade: C+

Eyes: This is the biggest problem I have with Sasha. Well, I guess there's the whole “But he's a guy” deal which causes his chest score to suffer, but from a personal view this is his worst area. Now, Sasha's eyes are pretty nice in general. He's got a nice tsurime (especially as a girl, for some reason) and has a nice, if slightly realistically-sized, shape. His eyes are also green, which I don't have a problem with. However, when in battle his left eye turns RED. And it's the kind of red I don't like either. It even glows, as if he were some sort of reindeer! His pupil is also somewhat obscured as well. Now, the main problem I have is that this IS blood. I'm not a fan of blood OR eye injuries so I'm fairly squeamish whenever he goes this far into combat. He also seems to bleed from a former injury, making a small pool of blood from the corner of his eye which then crosses down to about his chin and over his nose. I really dislike this change, if you can't tell, and it causes his “eye” score to suffer.
Grade: C

Face: Sasha's large scar hurts him here, but rather than discuss that again I'll talk about some of his positives. Well, sort of positives. He has somewhat feminine features and looks fine in women's clothes. Though I do much prefer the second season version of that, but I digress. He has a fair sized nose, unfortunately, but I guess this is a somewhat more realistic show (well, as far as faces go I mean). He often looks disinterested which fits his personality. For a joke he does get bony when he's forced to refrain from “feeding” in the second season which I didn't enjoy. Oh, and I guess that he gets a beauty mark under his right eye in his second-season disguise. He also has somewhat pale skin, though another character appeals to that better. Overall I'm not all that impressed.
Grade: C+

*A girl enters the room.*

: Are you alright, Sasha? And the one you brought in?

: Yeah, we're fine. We were just talking about me for some dumb blog. I'm just trying to be as strong as Katja.

: I see... what is a blog?

I just talk about Sasha a lot.

*Teresa's hair-ears wiggle.*

Would you like to listen?

: Only if I won't be intruding.

: Nonsense, I can't do anything if my Maria isn't here.

Well, as long as you won't be consuming Soma we should be good.

: And why NOT? It's a natural thing!

I just prefer to keep my blogs more PG-13 or so.

: Understood.

: *sigh* Well then, you'd better hurry your blog up. I'm getting hungry here!

Build: Surprisingly Sasha has a more masculine figure than most of the other traps I've done. No, really. His shoulders are somewhat broad and he even has arm and chest muscle! Okay, so he's still short (shorter than most of the cast excluding the token lolis) and isn't TOO masculine. There's a reason he can still disguise himself as a girl, after all. He also lacks nipples, I think (as a guy, at least). His stomach does show that he's fit though, which works as he's fairly strong. He shows his less-than-savory side in a certain pose during certain EDs as well, though as a whole I'm not attracted to his male version. His female side is a bit nicer to look at (as there's a virtual world he's more “genderswapped” in), with a curvier body and legs. Still though I'm not too attracted to him.
Grade: C

Breasts: Sasha isn't anything special in male form, obviously. And as said before I think he even lacks nipples. In the second season he seems to use a stuffed bra to appear busty, though I imagine it's more to improve the disguise than for any sort of breast-conscious action. Now, his chest IS really good when genderswapped. It bounces and acts like the other girls, overall really nice. He even gets his nipples suckled at one point (though to be fair most female nipples in the series DO become suckled so it's not surprising for him). Fortunately the villain that did it wasn't able to sense his lack of soma in that form. Of course I can't judge Sasha based on video game breasts so he gets a pretty poor score here (slightly bumped by some fun actions).
Grade: D+

Clothes: Sasha at least has a cool wardrobe. His usual out fit is a sleeveless black hooded shirt with matching pants. The front of the shirt has a red cross and is zipped in the front. He also wears black boots and gloves. As said it's a “cool” outfit, as if he was a chuunibyou or something. This is especially apparent when he wears a cloak, like in his first appearance. As underwear, I think, he wears black shorts. He also wears a red bunny outfit in the first season as well as a pink yukata and a white groom suit later on. In one of the EDs he seems to wear a maid-ish dress with a bonnet and high socks. He also wears red-striped girls underwear at one point as part of the disguise. As a “girl” he's mainly seen in two outfits. The genderswapped version is a black one piece swimsuit-ish leotard with a bunch of triangles down the front (showing cleavage, of course). He also has long gloves that nearly go to his shoulders and high socks, both matching in color and diamond-like design. But my favorite outfit is the “trap” version from the second season. The school uniform he wears is one of the more reserved versions I've seen, with a long black dress that reaches his ankles with another white skirt underneath and sleeves that cover all the way up to the sleeves. There are white cuffs though, so I'll guess that there's some separation between the sleeves and the black gloves. The outfit also has a partial neck-area and I like the slightly lighter collar/tabard thing on his chest and back. Overall while it could be better this is probably one of my favorite school uniforms (mostly for being black, though).
Grade: B

*A cold figure all bundled up soon comes through the door. As she removes the heavy coat and scarf it's revealed to be Riri.*

: Who are you? ANOTHER person to come and eat my borscht?

: ...another traveler...

Ririchiyo! What are you doing here? And how did you get here so fast?

: I'm here to protect you! And the second question doesn't matter.

Fair enough.

: Wait, so you know this Ririchiyo then?

Right, she's my assistant.

*Sasha looks Riri up and down.*

: Really? She doesn't look very soma-filled...

: Poor girl.

: Hey, I bet this "soma" whatever I have is very delicious and- *Topaz whispers in her ear* REALLY? Man, and I thought DxD was mamocentric!

We're not in that sort of relationship. She's not my Maria but rather my assistant.

: I'm still confused, but I'm guessing she's still an ally.

: That's right! So Topaz, what have you been up to while you were gone?

I was doing this week's blog!

: Er, any other week I'd say that it was the kuudere girl with the nice voice. But, being what week it is, I'm to guess it's this young shota or something?

: I gave him permission so I'll be as strong as Katja.

: Well, to be able to do that you'd have to be Topaz's assistant, and that position is already filled.

: A shame, I suppose. However, don't think that you can get out of continuing my blog Topaz.

Of course, we still have one last area for you!

Personality: Sasha comes off as rude and uncaring, but he does slowly warm up to the main girls. He's somewhat caring to them as well. I've heard that he's a tsundere, but if anything he's more of a kuudere due to being cold more than aloof. He's still pretty rash or blunt though, but that may be his age as well. His weakness is also borscht, a Russian dish as he's from Russia. Speaking of which he does occasionally talk in Russian and I'm assuming that it's a pretty good version (I'm not sure). Sasha is voiced by Yuuko Sanpei who I'm not too familiar with, but she does a good job with his low and somewhat-emotionless voice pattern. She also seems to do a lot of shotas, which is fitting.
Sasha was drafted into the Qwasers and was a more quiet kid back then. He befriended an “older sister” named Olja but had to witness her murder by the Qwaser of Gold. Since I haven't explained it, Qwaser can control an element. No, not like Earth or Wind, but rather from the periodic table of elements. Fortunately that doesn't mean that they fling Titanium Elementals at each other (yet). Their powers are powered by soma, which is stored in women's bodies and must be removed through breastfeeding. And yet the author doesn't realize that's why the series gets a lot of readers (from what I recall). Anyway, getting back to Sasha he has the ability of Iron. It's useful as there's often iron around and, if not and it's an emergency, he can also use blood to attack with. I'm not a big fan of those parts though it explains his hair streak and eye and why I don't like them. As far as battle goes he usually creates a nearby metal surface into a scythe to attack with; he's not usually the creative type though. He is now searching around for heratic Qwasers that abuse their powers. Also, before I forget, there's a part in the first season where he loses his memory and acts more like a girl. This gets stretched out for a full episode, a lot longer than the manga (in fact it may be anime-exclusive. I'm not sure as I haven't read the manga). I like how Katja and Miyuri acted like a superhero team with him.
Grade: B-

Libido: Sasha really likes boobs. He even often fondles or tries to suckle a new girl during introductions. Then again he's not doing this for perverse reasons. Instead he's trying to check the relative strength of the girl's soma. And, at least until Mafuyu, that's all he treated women as. He's since become better I think but I can't be too sure. Mafuyu and Sasha do have a relationship, if a bitter and fight-filled one. Both are tsunderes, or similar, after all. He also seems to have a lot of feelings for Teresa, his original Maria, though we don't see much of her in the second season. I'm pretty sure that he also liked Olja though as said before she's dead, but she's still the reason he decided to protect Tomo as she reminds him of his former “older sister”. There's also other characters like the teacher that pins him down and probably other characters, but Mafuyu is the established girl for him. Then again I wouldn't mind Sasha having a harem of busty older girls, heh heh heh.

: Stop being a perverse jealous shotacom!

But that's where my fun comes from! But, as Riri sort of mentioned I do have a problem that you might have noticed. It's not that Sasha doesn't make for a good girl, but it's very hard to see him as a “girl”. Even in the genderswapped virtual world he acts masculine. That doesn't necessarily mean he's in charge all the time but he is definitely a “male”. This made him a bit hard to grade as you can tell, but I wouldn't say no to a crossdressing shota that suckles the breasts of busty oneesans...

: What did I just say?

Fine.... Then I'll finish up the blog then.
Grade: B

Age: While Sasha seems older than it (especially with some of his perverse behavior) he's only thirteen. While I do like middle school boys they still don't score well in this system.
Grade: C

Total Grades: 53
Average score: 5.9
Final Grade: C+

: Harumph. What a pathetic score. But I'm not a girl so it would figure that using that “blog” style, whatever it is, wouldn't work well.

You'd be surprised at how accurate it could be. Then again I much prefer the real girls in your show which isn't too surprising.

: Topaz said “something something Tomo naked apron” to me once. I don't know, I tend to tune him out when he discusses ecchi shows. (I-I don't want the pervy girls to steal him away from me...).

Exactly! But now that the blog is gone I have to go and find the saviors.

: Oh, you found that one joke item then?

That I did, though I thought I showed you last week.

: You got warped away so quickly that I wasn't able to notice!

: A-HEM. If you're looking for powerful fighters I would suggest this one that I once worked with. From what I hear she's working as an assistant too, though in some backwater country for gaming.

: ...Or that's what the notes she sends complains about...

: True, and seems she found a GUY to hang around with. That's really surprising.

Sounds like a good plan. Let's go, Riri!

: Back into the cold just to travel to the next girl's blog. *Sigh* Hopefully you realize how much I l-like you to follow you so much.

Of course!

*Ririchiyo's heart beats faster.*

Now, let's head forward! DOM DOM DOM!

: Don't you mean “Dun dun dun”?


*Topaz gets a wide smile as they leave.*
Posted by emperortopaz | 04-02-15, 10:01 AM | 0 comments
March 26th, 2015
This is the Three-hundredth-thirtieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.


Welcome back everyone. We're still currently trapped on this island, but it seems I've found the mastermind behind this plot.

: Well, I wasn't planning on you being here. I only brought Iori to have fun on this island with someone.

: She always takes me out on trips like this. *sigh*

: But it was my birthday yesterday!

: Uun!

*Yayoi is wearing a birthday hat and Yayo blows on one of those unraveling blower-type toys.*

: That was a coincidence! N-not that I don't care about your birthday. I just happened to pick up some party supplies. Hrph!

Tsundere as always, Iori. But enough about Yayoi, it's time to talk about Yayoi!

: Wait-what?

I mean that we need to finish up your birthday celebration and get on with your blog.

: That's fine. I might as well allow you to do that while we're finishing up the cleaning. Don't forget that I'll battle you later in card games!

On motorcycles?

: Sadly no.

That's for the best I guess, I can't actually drive. But enough about that, time to begin the blog!

Today's girl is:

Yayoi Takatsuki

...Why do you have Oni horns, Iori?

: Because I'm an evil Rook boss, mwahaha!

: Actually I'm pretty sure those are bamboo shoots.

I do guess it's actually spring now-wait, that still doesn't make sense! Ah, oh well. I might as well get to the blog...

Hair: Yayoi's main feature are probably her twintails. They're somewhat wavy, looking almost drill-like at times (but not quite). I'm not sure if she ever has them down, sadly I can't remember if she did. She does have nice hime cut bangs, at least in the series proper (I'm not sure what to make of the mess in Xenoglossia, but that's far from her biggest problem in that series). Yayoi's sides are also cute, reaching past her chin. Overall not too bad, but I'm not big on twintails. Color wise I'm not too much of a fan either. Yayoi's hair seems to be orange or red, the latter especially in Xenoglossia. However, it also seems to be brown as well at times which is a color I'm more accepting of.
Yayoi's Puchidol Yayo has some interesting hair moments. There's one part when she gets stuck to Hibiki's Puchidol Chibiki because their long hair gets tangled together, as an example. This is because Yayo has two types of seasonal changes. In winter her hair grows extremely bushy and poofy, making her look really cute, while in spring she grows a replicating bamboo shoot out of her head.
Grade: B-

Eyes: Yayoi's eyes are tarame, fitting her personality well. Her eyes are also green (with a bit of blue). I don't mind it too much, but I do have a problem. She looks a lot like Haruka eye-wise. Okay, so Haruka has greener eyes while Yayoi's are more blue, but you can probably get what I mean.
Grade: B-

Face: The problem with doing a month-long special of girls from the same series gets problematic as there's not much I can say here. Yayoi really doesn't have too much that sets her apart from the past girls this month face-wise. Well, I do guess that Yayoi does occasionally have a cat-like :3 smile at times, but other than that there's not much that I haven't said in the previous few blogs.
Grade: B

Build: Yayoi has a loli body. She's 145 cm tall and 37 kg and her measurements are 74-54-78. The only change between games is that her hips were once 77 cm, so go her butt getting bigger. She fits the “average teen girl” body type so I'm not too interested in it. There's really nothing too big about her appearance that interests me. I will mention that in Dearly Stars it's said that she has a lot of endurance and it's said that she could dance on stage for hours without a break. Of course, that's her actual measurements but Xenoglossia had... other plans. You see, in that series she's instead 154 cm and 44 kg. But that's not the only thing that grew, oh no... Her measurements became 87-56-82. This of course means that she went from a girl with a larger hip measurement to one with a very busty measurement. I'll discuss this in the next part, but you can already see it's dumb.
Grade: C

Breasts: At 74 cm Yayoi has one of the smallest chests in the series. Fitting I guess as she's one of the smallest girls in general, but that's going a bit too far. She's mostly flat and fits that personality type. One interesting thing is that Yayoi has what's called a “Hi-touch”, which is what she calls a high five. I bring this up here because fans seem to have combined that with the Producer getting into perverted situations and call him touching Yayoi's chest a “Pai-touch”. And, as said before, Xenoglossia really ruins Yayoi by making her one of the bustiest characters. She even ends up beating AZUSA by 1 cm! I'm not even sure what inspired the creators to do so. To compare it with another idol show, it would be like if Nozomi was smaller while Nico and Umi were the two bustiest girls. That's gross and ridiculous, as are Yayoi and Chihaya in Xenoglossia. There are just some things that shouldn't be altered, let the flat girls remain that way.
Grade: D

Clothes: Yayoi has a pretty varied wardrobe. Makes sense as she's an idol, but she does have a bit more personality than the others in this area. In the games, while she has a lot of outfits many of them looking similar even compared to the other girls. Her clothes are also often baggy or worn, showing her “poor” side. As far as the fruit costume goes, Yayoi was some sort of orange. I don't mean color, though orange is her theme color, but rather orange-the-fruit. Other outfits she's worn in the anime include a Santa costume, a frog hoodie, and an athletic outfit. Yayoi seems to like frogs as she also has a frog wallet she calls “Berochoro”. As far as cards go she seems to have a multitude of sailor uniforms (black likely being my favorite), winter wear, a wedding dress I think, a bike outfit (though sadly we can't see more of her spats butt), a baseball player, a waitress, a cowboy and southern belle-type dress, a lacy black dress that looks more like underwear, and what appears to be a Hawaiian outfit. Oh, and in Xenoglossia she seems to wear animal suits. I think her favorite is a penguin as I've seen that the most, but it's completely possible that it's RITSUKO's favorite given how much she rubs against Yayoi while she's wearing it.
Don't think I forgot about the beach episode, I just wanted to give that outfit a bit more room to speak. You see, Yayoi wears... a Sukumizu/school swimsuit. Even more than some of the busty girls this is the best swimsuit in that whole episode. Well, the busty ones DO catch my eye a bit more, but let me explain why it's so important for Yayoi to wear that sukumizu. First off is obvious, ALL lolis should wear sukumizu. The lines on it greatly compliment a loli's natural lack of curves, and Yayoi fulfills that very well. Second is the color, as blue tends to compliment orange, such as her hair. The small white name tag also makes the sukumizu look more colorful as well. Finally, and most importantly, because Yayoi is a poor girl the sukumizu compliments even THAT. As while the other girls have the finances to purchase swimsuits Yayoi would be afraid of making such a frivolous purchase. Instead she uses what she was given in school, the sukumizu. I'm probably reading too much into things, but it's a reasonable answer as to why she wore it.
Grade: B

Personality: As said multiple times before, Yayoi has financial problems. She even became an idol so that she can help pay for her family. She has four siblings meaning her family is fairly large. She also takes care of them while her parents are gone as she's the oldest. She also has a habit of searching vending machines, she occasionally asks the Producer if she can borrow money, and if she spends too much she'll become depressed and lay around for a day or two due to her regrets haunting her. In the anime she seems to be friends with a person who puts 50% stickers on her groceries. She also enjoys doing housework and cleans around the 765 Production building. I don't mind her “poor” side, it makes her cute and gives her a lot of characters.
What I don't like about Yayoi is the other side of her personality. That is, her “ALWAYS 200% GENKI!!” side. She's a lot more hyperactive than Haruka and has to be told occasionally to lower her voice as Yayoi has a tendency to yell. I'm not too big on hyper girls. She's mostly cheerful, which isn't too bad, but I don't like how depressed she became in the sports meet episode. I don't even remember why it happened, but I do know it made her perform poorly. Just know that Yayoi is around my least favorite girl from the series (though it's not like I hate her either). She's also one of the troublemakers in Puchimas, intentionally causing problems with Harukasan or kidnapping Iori to go on a trip to the standard deserted island.
There's a few more facts I want to talk about. For one, Yayoi gets poor grades as she's not the brightest girl (though she is hard-working). She enjoys sports, especially baseball as she plays it with her younger brothers. She's a big eater but she's not rude about it either; she just likes getting a big breakfast. She does seem to like bean sprouts and eats a burger with enough bean sprouts to make the burger bigger than her head or so. She's also scared of heights, including airplanes (she needs someone to put a sleeping pill in her milk, it seems xD).
Yayoi is voiced by Mayako Nigo. I am not a fan of her voice, though I've only really heard her in this role. On the other hand, if there's something Xenoglossia did right was the voice actesses. Yayoi for example Ami Koshimizu as a voice actress. She's one of my favorite voices, but this was before she really got a name for herself. Then again I wonder if this was the mix up with the chests as Ami tends to do busty older sisters so maybe they misunderstood Yayoi being an older sibling xD.
Grade: C+

Libido: Yayoi really doesn't show much libido, at least as far as the anime goes. In the games it seems she's more welcome of perverse moments and doesn't mind being touched (it even raises her tension). She also seems to touch the same-aged (or so) Iori inappropriately as well. That said she does seem to become submissive to the Producer in the games. Whether that just means as far as taking him more seriously or there's some deeper meaning I'm not sure (I only read it as I haven't played the games). She also sings a song called “Pla-sonic Love!” that shows her love at supersonic speeds, even if it's “platonic”. Fortunately that's a lot better than the first translation I saw as “Pure Sonic Love!” as that would mean that Yayoi would be headed towards the dark side of deviantart (well, ONE of the dark sides).
Grade: C

Age: Yayoi is between 13 and 14, and thus not in my preferred range. Unlike Iori she also doesn't have the bonus of being one of my favorite lolis in the franchise either. Her birthday, oddly enough, is March 25th (so yesterday).
Grade: C

Total Grades: 53
Average score: 5.9
Final Grade: C+

And that's the blog for this week!

: I got a much better score, fitting for my natural beauty.

*Iori flicks her hair beautifully.*

: You'd better appreciate that as now that my blog is done I get to battle Topaz! Fight-o!

So what kind of battle are we going to be doing this time?

: We're going to be playing Gather The Magic!

That sounds oddly familiar, though changed due to copyrights-WAIT! That's the same game Iria challenged me to! I don't know if we can battle that way again.

: What? You've already played that game? Well, I guess there's no rules that say that I have to choose something else. Besides, Queen already gave me the money to buy cards. I can't grovel back to her!

I suppose that we can let this one time pass.

: It's not like there's a lot we can do on this island anyway.

: Right. Plus I already have an arena all set up. Powerrrr ON!

*Yayoi presses a button on the remote control. Giant stone monoliths grow out of the ground, creating a makeshift arena. Iori and the Puchidols take seats in the stands while Yayoi and Topaz sit on opposite sides of a large flat surface. They shuffle their decks, with Yayoi placing a few cards on top. Topaz doesn't notice the cheating going on. Both players draw their opening hand of seven.*

: I'll begin this time around!

And, just like last time, I'll place this in a spoiler because it'll get long maybe!

Posted by emperortopaz | 03-26-15, 9:40 AM | 0 comments
March 19th, 2015
This is the Three-hundredth-twenty-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

==On a deserted island==

Welcome back to the blog everyone. Now, many of you may be wondering why we're here.

: I certainly wonder myself.

To back up a bit, late last month I was told to investigate the 765 Productions by Makoto. I went there and did blogs on both Chihaya and Haruka. After doing her blog Haruka challenged me to a battle, of which I don't understand how I won.

: Half of 256 is 128!

Sounds like Anzu isn't the only idol who can do complex calculations in her head! But anyway, Haruka tricked me with Miurasan and I got warped here.

: Yayoi dragged me here, if you're wondering. Sadly I can't find her.

That's odd. We're on an island so it's not like there's far for her to go. Let's go looking for her.

: Harumph. I've already looked around enough, but since I want to rub it in your face when you can't find her I'll follow you. Come along, Io.

: Moh!

*A chibi version of Iori glances from behind Iori's legs.*

Wow, I didn't even notice that Io was here too.

: She's a very shy Puchidol. But anyway, since we're going perhaps you have some entertainment planned.

Well, I could do my blog on you...

: Eh? That's it? Can you at least carry me?

If it's not on my back and I'm on all fours I don't think I can.

: WHAT? Are you calling me heavy?

No, I'm just weak and puny.

: I see then. W-well, let's just walk together while you talk about me.

*Iori places Io on her head and takes Topaz's hand.*


: Don't misinterpret this! I'm just doing this so that we don't get separated. I figure you'd moan like a b-baby if we do!

Whatever you say, but since she's given me permission...

Today's girl is:

Iori Minase

Hair: Iori has brown hair that goes all the way down to her waist (or so), with a mostly-straight line down her back (there is a curve by her shoulders that widens it, but it looks nice). To be fair it does look darker in Xenoglossia, nearly black, but darker hair seemed to happen to most girls in that show. She also had a headband, and while she usually has one in now it's not as noticeable. The reason for this is that, back then, it pulled her bangs back and you could see her scalp (plus two out-of-place hairs). That's the main reason I dislike hairbands, I really don't like seeing the hair line. To be fair early art has her with this hairstyle as well, but the main anime/current look it's different. She instead has a very elegant swept bang on the left, while her hair on the right is pulled back. It's really pretty and fits her ojou personality well. While she doesn't often have her bangs down she does so in the game, revealing she has a lovely hime cut (in the games at least). She does this to evade being recognized by President Kuroi. I'm not sure if she has them down in Puchimas at times, but it's possible.
Speaking of Puchimas, Iori is sometimes referred to as "forehead-chan" due to her hairband. The reason this concerns Puchimas is that her Puchidol, Io, has the ability to shoot lasers out of her forehead. Sadly both Io and Iori in general get underused in Puchimas, or at least I think that. Going back to Iori's hair, I'm not sure why I like it so much, but I definitely do. She looks like a fashion model so that could be it, but I find her hair extremely gorgeous. I'll also mention that she occasionally has it up in a ponytail for certain cards as well. This doesn't look bad, but I prefer her "natural" look.
Grade: A-

Eyes: Iori's eyes sadly aren't as good as her hair. Mostly due to the color-Iori has PINK eyes. Now, it's a bit hard to tell as it nearly looks brown like her hair (a trait I do enjoy) but her eyes are defined as "pink". Shape-wise it's fine, A-1 standards aside. In fact, she's a bit better than most of the rest of the cast as she has a strong tsurime.
Grade: B-

Face: Again we run into A-1 problems here. They aren't as bad, Iori has small features which help, but there's nothing too much that sets her apart from the other girls. Other than her forehead I suppose, but I mentioned that back in "hair". I will say that her expressions on some of the cards she's on are really expressive and cute. Another thing I should mention is that she's gotten a few "wet face" scenes, in both the main anime and even the movie.
Grade: B

Build: Iori, while my favorite loli idol of the first season, is still a loli. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course. They even had an episode where she (and the other loli idols) try to act more mature but fail spectacularly so I'm glad that she became more accepting of her true beauty. She starts at 150 cm and 39 kg in the first game before moving up to her current measurements of 153 cm and 40 kg. Oddly enough her measurements remained the same at 77/54/79. As you can see, her hips are slightly larger than her bust. Sadly this doesn't matter too much as Iori really doesn't get too many fanservice scenes (especially compared to the curvier girls). Oddly enough though, in the Million Live cards she shows her bare stomach on no less than five cards. I'm guessing that her belly is considered to be attractive. I can't say for sure but her navel sure is cute. I would say that she could have gotten a higher score here if she'd show something like her butt more, but Idolmaster isn't a fair series.
Grade: C-

Breasts: I'm sort of surprised that Iori has a chest measurement of 77 cm. That's even bigger than Chihaya! That said, it still doesn't give her enough chest to make a difference. Like many Riesunderes she has a flat chest.
Grade: D

Clothes: Iori has a lot of clothes! Well, you can sort of assume as she's an idol and thus I'll say my normal "she wears a lot of idol outfits", to paraphrase, but even then she has a lot of great clothes. As is tradition I have to mention her fruit costume is a peach (though sadly she never shows her peach bottom). I assume that this is because her official color is Pink so she wears a lot of it (even if Haruka is trying to move into her territory). She also has a lot of cute frilly dresses, including a wedding dress and a Cinderella ball gown (though the latter two may be card-only). At the beach she wears a frily pink and white bikini, though sadly the frills cover her butt. She also wears a white shirt during a water fight in the movie, a bad idea as it becomes see through even if she has a bra under it (though good for the audience). Speaking of the movie she wears a pretty interesting school uniform in it; a long sleeve white shirt, red necktie, and blue dress. It looks pretty nice. Her cards are extremely varied as well, containing such outfits as cat ears with tail (possibly tiger-related as a call back to Taiga), a couple belly dancer-ish outfits, a beautiful purple kimono, a Santa dress, a demoness outfit with thighhighs, a bee costume, a royal gown, a few sports outfits (mainly lacrosse), and a beautiful black detatched-sleeves dress with a great trim. She also has a few official cosplays due to her VA; first she dressed up as Alisa from the God Eater series and then, as she's Harada Katsuhiro's favorite idol, she also dressed up as Lili from his Tekken series. Both series are Namco productions so it makes sense. She also wears Nadeko Sengoku's outfit in a CD cover, if that counts, as she sings "Ren'Ai Circulation".
Grade: B+

Personality: The first thing that you notice about Iori is that she's rich. She's the daughter of a powerful CEO and this is used in the series to confront villians. She does have an air of elegance about her, fitting her ojou background. However, it seems that her father can be scary. Iori has a mother and two older brothers as well, though her brothers are overseas. Outside of maids or butlers the only friend Iori seemed to have growing up was her stuffed rabbit Usa-chan (or, in the anime, Charles Donatello The 18th). Surprisingly she's not spoiled though, she's best friends with Yayoi and helps around her house when necessary. She even decided to become an idol to prove to her father that she could make it herself. She does have a pretty big ego, to the point where her interviews in Puchimas are fast-forwarded as she taks about herself too much (this may just be for the comedic effect though). She also calls others, especially Miki, "Anta" which shows either familiarity or is condescending.
Another easily-noticed trait of Iori's is that she's a tsundere. Luckily she's not a bad one, only being slightly harsh around people she knows and kinder to strangers (including fans). Even then she's not annoying at all She does like teasing the other girls, especially because she can come up with ghost stories quickly, and she does have a sharp tongue and short temper. She's nicknamed "The little-devil idol" for this. She seems to enjoy vacations and shopping, though in Puchimas she doesn't seem to enjoy Yayoi taking her on random trips. She also seems to be multilingual and is able to speak Chinese, French, German, Spanish, and fluent English in addition to Japanese. We also can't forget that she becomes part of Ryuugyuu Komachi, though fortunately she doesn't cut her lovely hair.
We can't forget about Iori's VAs. Obviously her main voice is Rie Kugimiya, the tsundere queen herself. She's a bit high, but it's in no way distracting and sounds really nice. At least to me. That said, it's impressive that Xenoglossia was able to get Yukari Tamura to play Iori. She does a GREAT job being a smug loli like Iori, but both voices are great. In general, there's a lot of things that made Iori my favorite loli and one of my top idols from the original series.
Grade: B+

: Of COURSE, no one can resist my extravagant beauty- Wait. I can understand you MAYBE falling for the charms of girls like Ritsuko or Takane, but there's another loli you like more than me?

*Topaz tries to avert is eyes.*

: If you don't tell me I'll have Io shoot you!

: Moh!

Alright, I blame Anzu's great personality. But you easily have her beat on hair!

: Figures that a lazy guy like you would like Anzu. I really shouldn't be surprised. N-now get back to the blog, even if you're nearly done!


Libido: There really isn't much shown in this area for Iori. She might hit on the Producer, like most of the girls, in the games, but I don't know much about them. She's likely to be paired up with Yayoi though. The two seem to spend a lot of time together and I'm not sure if their meeting has ever been explained.
Grade: C

Age: Iori, as one of the idolmaster lolis, is only 15. Technically she started at 14 in the first game, but she's aged slightly. Iori's birthday is May 5th.
Grade: B-

Total Grades: 61
Average score: 6.8
Final Grade: B-


What? You didn't like your score?

: Well, I imagine that your other blogger friend would think higher of me, but that's not the point. I mean I'm sick of looking for Yayoi.

: Kii!

Calm down, Iori and... I.. o. That's it!

: What?

We can't find Yayoi but I have a sure-fire way to find her Puchidol Yayo!

: It's probably a dumb idea...

*Topaz sneaks behind a nearby tree, and then pops out with a leaf over his face.*



: Kiiiiiii!

*Iori leaps back while Io nearly fries Topaz with a head-laser. There's a small smoldering area just where he was standing (as he had taken evasive action and jumped back behind the tree). He also drops the leaf.*

Wow, I did NOT think that through...

: What's the big deal! You nearly scared the living daylights out of us!

Well, I was hoping that by scaring you it would make money pop out.

: You DO know real people aren't like that...

That's true, you don't have an oddly giant-headed proportion. But we do need to get some money on the ground. Do you have a coin on you?

: I only have a credit card, that's usually enough.

That's not helpful. Let's see... *Topaz digs around in his pockets, eventually pulling out a coin.* AHA!

*He drops it on the ground.*

Now we wait...

: Do you really think a plan like this will work?

*Nearby bushes rustle.*

Shhh, she'll hear us.

*An orange-haired Puchidol emerges from the bush.*

: Uun? Un-uun!

*Yayo goes an picks up the coin cutely, putting it in her mouth before starting to run off on all fours.*

Hey! Don't run off!

*Yayo slows down and stops. She then turns around and, crying, offers the coin back.*

No no, that's yours.

*Yayo stops crying and looks happy.*

: Uun!

*Yayo does the pose of getting money.*

But you have to take us to Yayoi. Can you do that?

: Un-uun!

: What do you think, Io?

: Moh!

: Your judgment is as good as mine. Let's go, Topaz!

*And so they did. Iori and Topaz, along with Yayo and Io go across the island, with silly screens of them canoeing down a river, mountain climbing, and a break for tea. Eventually the reach a hut. The four enter it and see Yayoi up on a throne with two Harukasans as guards on either side of her. They have silly Roman helmets and spears.*

: Welcome you two. I'm the island chief here, but if you're looking for a Yo-yo I already gave mine away.

Curses! But at least we have a Yayo!

*He holds up the Puchidol.*

: Uun?

: Enough playing around, you two. So THIS is where you went after you dropped me off.

: Well, I was ordered here by the Chessmasters to make sure that Topaz didn't get a hold of THIS!

*She holds a mechanical device attached to her wrist and back of her left hand.*

I-Is that the Savior Saver?

: Uhhh, I think that's what they called it. But no matter. You're before me today and if I defeat you I can go back to the city!

: But why are you doing this?

: The other idols and I have decided that, since you seem to not like twintailed idols we'd defeat him before he has a chance to blog on us. Now, my minions! Get them!

*The two Harukasans sway back and forth, not doing much of anything.*

x2: Kakka!

*Yayo is too distracted by a shiny coin to battle.*

: Un-uun!

: Fine then, seems I'll have to take care of you myself!

*Yayoi epically takes out a deck of cards.*

: Hey, this is my blog! You can't fight him yet!

That's true. Wait your turn.

: Fine then, you'll have a full week to prepare yourself.

You heard her everyone. Seems next week will be a blog on Yayoi!
Posted by emperortopaz | 03-19-15, 9:59 AM | 0 comments