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Anime Relations: Kidou Senshi Gundam: Suisei no Majo, Kidou Senshi Gundam: Suisei no Majo Season 2

This is the seven-hundred-eighty-fifth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We return to the blog where we left off last time. Topaz and Riri had just finished talking to Chuchu but suddenly a familiar figure and her “special friend” arrive.*

: Oh so you aren't going to be introducing us?

: I think he wants to introduce you in a little bit.

: T-that's right. He has a tradition after all.

That I do, but I'm glad to be finally talking about you.

: I still haven't agreed to it! And besides, what do you mean by a “special friend”?

*She blushes cutely, only to point in the direction that the narration is coming from.*

Don't argue with the narrator. He's doing his best.

: But what he said-

: It's alright! Everyone here knows about our relationship!

: As annoying as it is...

: W-wait, are we finally going to get what their relationship is like from their mouths?

Well, it's not like this blog is canon. Even though I wish that it would be.

: Oh yes, because you want all girls to have MASSIVE asses!

*Chuchu shows off her ChuCHEEKS, mooning Topaz and the camera in a sexy way.*

I mean that would be amazing! It would help out so much, and girls would look much sexier as a result!

: Being fair that's not what Topaz was implying-

: Wait a minute. Is that why you're having so much trouble getting into Aerial recently?!

: Eh heh heh... Sorry again about having you help expand the doorway...

*Suletta cutely holds her arm behind her head and giggles to herself.*

Nothing wrong with Suletta's big brown ass, as it looks beautiful as well.

: I mean if it's causing Gundam problems that's an issue. But at least you were able to fit inside the pilot's chamber.

Chamber is another mecha with a mind of its own, Riri. One from a far different series.

: Yeah, one that's a decade old at this point.

Man I feel old...

: Enough of your distractions or whatever. Don't you have to talk about her blog?

: I still haven't agreed to it! There's no reason that I should let you talk about me, as it's not like I want a bigger ass or anything!

But aren't you jealous about being smaller than Suletta?

: Do you really have to phrase it like that?

Oh sorry. I didn't think she was that sensitive about her height. But I suppose that I could always have give your company free publicity!

: I will only allow you to give me publicity if you can assure at least a million viewers or a financial profit of-

*Topaz holds his hand out.*

I-I apologize, but I could never do something like that. I apologize for even bringing it up...

: In that case, I shall never-

: Please? I want to see how well you do, and... *mumbles*It would be a lot of fun to play with your fat sensitive ass.*

*Suletta twiddles her fingers as she says that last part.*

: Hmmm? What was that?

: N-NOTHING! Er, I mean that I wanted to see how well you did?

Don't forget the magic word.

: Abra Kadabra! Wait no... Happy Birth-

: Not those magic words!

: Please...?

*The white haired beauty with the two-layered hair sighs and rolls her eyes.*

: Well, I suppose that if Suletta wants it THAT bad I can at least give a discount...

Of the five finger type?

: More like the five-figure discount... But considering how poor you look I doubt you'd even be able to pay back a loan.

That is certainly true... I don't want to eat any more ice soup!

: Don't make things to be worse than they are for you, Topaz.

Fair fair, but I still thank her for allowing me to talk about her. And since she's given permission, it's time for me to say...



*Miorine crosses her arms, looking tsun as usual.*

: What do you mean by “AS USUAL”? And anyway, remember that I'm doing this for Suletta. Not YOU, Topaz!

: I thank you for letting him talk about you.

I thank you as well, as it means a lot. Both to me and Zettai, who is likely looking forward to your blog.

: Then I hope that you give me a good one. Considering your writing I doubt that would be possible though...

I suppose that is true. I have very little confidence in my writing, and I do a lot of it by the seat of my pants. I really need to plan things out better...

: Though speaking of “seat of pants” it looks like Miorine has been affected a little by the strange power of the blog.

: What are you talking about?

*She fondles her cheeks, with the camera showing off her pants which were a lot tighter. Her hands can barely hold her cheeks.*

: TOPAZ!

Hey, didn't anyone warn you that your ass was going to grow as a result of the blog?

: Shouldn't that be YOUR responsibility, Topaz?

: Being fair I did bring it up. It's not my fault that the Spacian wasn't listening...

: I didn't think that it would be this immediate!

: Being fair it still has a lot more room to grow... Though I do hope that this room won't become too tight as a result...

True as I don't want to ASSphyxiate as sexy as that would be. Fortunately I don't think that should be a problem, as we still have plenty of room and the door outside is quite wide.

: Thank goodness! I would have hated to be stuck inside this place.

: Perhaps going outside would give us more room anyway...

: It wouldn't hurt.

*With that Topaz and the four girls exit the building. Chuchu of course purchased the parts she was holding onto.*

: So other than making my backside larger what is the point of this blog.

: Topaz is going to talk about you and give you a score which ultimately means nothing.

I mean it means something to me! Plus I'm sure a great girl like you will have a lot of great scores!

: Well then, how about we take a look?

: Aren't you going to make fun of HER name, Topaz?

Sadly I don't know any important trivia about her name, nor is it as silly as yours.

: OI! Am I going to have to beat you up again!

: Don't be going that extreme, Chuchu! I'm sure that Topaz isn't making fun of you!

: You say that, but he still called my name “silly”!

I mean it is! About the only thing I can say about Miorine is that her father's company is very impressive but that will be brought up later! And I suppose that Suletta tries to call her “Mio-Mio” but it gets shot down pretty quickly.

: As she should be, as it is a ridiculous name! I demand to be taken seriously!

: Do you think that you can be serious with an ass this big?

*Chuchu starts to poke Miorine's ass, flustering the white-haired beauty.*

: Stop poking my ass!

: Agreed, you don't want her to push you “away”...

: Yeah... That is one thing you don't want to happen...

: SULETTA!

: EEP!

*Suletta flusters from revealing something, her eyes darting around in a defensive pose, but Topaz is too distracted by their asses to realize it. Riri ends up smacking him.*

: TOPAZ! Get back to the blog!

Fine fine... For now, how about we begin the blog?

: Finally! You're too easily distracted!

Just be glad that I didn't reference random SNES games or something... But it has been a bit long, so let's begin Miorine's blog properly!

*With that Topaz starts her blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Miorine does really well when it comes to her hair, both in color and style, but she does have one issue. It's one that is only important later on though, as you won't notice at first as her hair looks fantastic. The white color works really well with her, giving her a mysterious light colored look while contrasting well both with her grey eyes and Suletta's red hair. The length of Miorine's hair is very nice too, even if it is somewhat thin so her neck and body hide a good amount of it. Her hair goes about to her hips, though it doesn't hide her ass fortunately. Otherwise it looks like she has a somewhat bob cut with feathered bangs (people compare her to a cockatiel which is funny), and a cool two-layer look as well that really fits her. She also has an ahoge as well, and one episode she's just woken up and has cute messy hair too. Miorine just looks really good, so what could be the big problem? Well, she does put her hair up in a bun on some occasions, which isn't too bad and makes her look both cute and professional. Rather the main issue is with the epilogue, as like so many characters in 2023 she cuts her hair short! It looks extremely meh in comparison, though at least it isn't the pixie cut so many other girls in her series got. Very unfortunate regardless though, even if she isn't like that for most of the series. Still, overall her bad haircut hurts Miorine who had such a nice long hairstyle!
Grade: B

===Eyes===
Like most of the other characters I've talked about from this season Miorine has petty small eyes. Nothing wrong with that, as they still show a lot of expression and have a nice shape to them. She has a single line above her eye, and while he eyes might be a little rounded on top it's not a total tarame either. It fits with her personality, and as mentioned before Miorine's grey color fits well with her white hair. She has some eyelashes, but her corners are quite nice and well-emphasized. And as usual, sadly, she lacks glasses. Still, overall Miorine's eyes look quite nice, with a pretty good shape and color to them which suits my tastes well.
Grade: B

===Face==
Again, like the other characters in the series, Miorine has a pretty simple face. Not that I mind as I like small features like her small dot/single line nose. Her cheeks look quite nice, as does her chin. And of course she has a lot of great expressions too! Overall while there isn't too much to talk about when it comes to Miorine's face I still do like her small features and various expressions.
Grade: B+

: W-wait, are you just talking about my physical appearance? That sounds boring...

I mean I'll be talking about more than just that, though a lot of the things I look for are physical I suppose. It attracts the eye easier, but don't worry as you're doing well!

: I blame Topaz not realizing just how long he would be doing this blog.

True, it's been a lot of years already. But at least I'm consistent in writing them on time, even if they aren't all great. Hopefully this one is good, especially with the subject matter!

: He means you, Miorine! You're a great girl!

: Ppph, but of course, though I am surprised that I didn't do better. What do you have against me?

Why are girls always so confrontational?

: You're asking me? I'm the one who has to deal with all the villains! Though I imagine it's because you need a way to talk about their features in order to make the blog feel more interesting.

: I suppose that if you're going over me better that does explain the short descriptions.

That's more because I'm bad at writing, but I do hope that those that read this blog enjoy it! But don't worry as your face and eyes are beautiful!

: HEY! Don't just summarize those two sections!

Well, I figured that there wasn't all that much that I haven't said about her face that wouldn't be the same as yours. You're from the same series, and while you do have distinct appearances your faces are built in a similar fashion. There isn't too much to talk about.

: Are you comparing me to... HER?

: You think that I want to be compared to a TURD like you?

: C-calm down you two! You shouldn't fight!

I don't mean that as a bad thing for either of you. I like your facial features and you still look distinct. As said, it's more my poor writing. I do like Miorine's eyes more, both in shape and color even if both of you have nice eye colors for your eyes.

: I suppose that is acceptable...

Figured you'd understand. It's mostly the emphasis on your corners and the tsurime that I like too. And being fair your hair could have gotten pretty good marks, as it's very lovely and I like the color and style.

: In that case why didn't I do better?

You still did great, probably better than you should have considering the circumstances. But I tend to lean towards the generous when it comes to this kind of thing.

: Tell me what I did wrong that made you punish me then!

It's not much of a punishment, but it's because you cut your hair! Japan has a bad habit of equating short hair with older girls, and they need to get rid of that dumb stereotype! There's been far too many haircuts recently, especially this year, and this show hit it hard! At least it wasn't super short, like a lot of the other girls, but still!

: In all fairness Nika was in prison.

I mean that explains her super-short haircut but that doesn't mean I shouldn't complain! Especially since it was so forced after the time skip!

: Fine fine, sheesh. You don't have to get all angry about it!

It is worth being angry about, though I'll try to calm down. We still have a lot to talk about!

: I understand, and I look forward to hearing-KYA!

*Miorine blushes as Suletta rubs against her ass, and by that I mean her cheek against Miorine's buttocks to feel the softness. Her bottoms even tear from how much her ass has expanded.*

: What do you think you're doing?

: S-sorry! It's just that your ass looked so soft that I wanted to touch it... you look a lot prettier too...

*The white-haired beauty blushes from her words.*

: I thank you for that, but that doesn't mean you can touch me whenever you want... Besides, it's embarrassing that my cheeks have grown so much that they're splitting my pants!

That they are, and boy does your ass look great bigger like that! A shame it isn't canon, as you would have done far better!

: W-wait, better than what?!

Though it is a great ass-

*Topaz had been staring but shakes his head to continue on with the conversation. Though of course Miorine's nearly pants-splitting cheeks are still focused on.*

Oh sorry, I was distracted by you bigger ass. That said, how about we continue on with your body?

: I-I didn't agree to this!

: Don't worry, as I'm sure that Topaz will be kind.

As I should be for someone as great as you, Miorine!

*With that Topaz continues on with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Miorine is a little on the shorter side, though not as much as Chuchu seems to be. It also makes her relationship with Suletta cuter as I like size difference even in yuri relationships. And don't think that because Miorine is short that she can't also be sexy either, as she does have a very curvy lower body which is always great to see. Sadly most of her appeal seems to be in her legs rather than her ass or hips, not that this series shows off too much I suppose. She does seem to have a pretty nice ass in one official art, though it certainly could be a lot bigger (and she's wearing pants at the time). Oh, and I do like her showing off her lack of physical stamina as she gets worn out chasing afte Suletta which was funny too xD. Still, overall Miorine doesn't do too poorly when it comes to her body, other than not having a bigger ass nor showing off, but that can be said about most girls (sometimes they show off a good amount xD).
Grade: B

===Chest===
Miorine is on the slender side, in case you couldn't tell. The series doesn't show off too much nor have too many girls that are all that busty which is pretty good. She doesn't make too much of a big deal out of it though. About the only time is an aside moment where she loans Suletta a dress and she mentions it's tight on the chest. Rather if that's a boob joke or that Suletta has a more muscular figure than the shorter Miorine is up to debate, but it's a minor thing regardless. Overall Miorine does pretty well with her slender figure here.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
We usually see Miorine in her school uniform, though she does have a sightly bigger wardrobe than one might expect. Her uniform looks like a green military outfit with a black collar and cuffs, a red necktie, and green shorts. She also wears what I think are pantyhose with a seem down the front and somewhat tall boots. It's a nice look. She also has a lovely black suit with pants, wide sleeves, tall socks, and heels though I'm not too big a fan of her long hanging earrings. She's also worn a blue ballroom dress, a casual blue outfit, a white dress, and a wedding dress though how official the doujin by the creators is may be questioned (I say it counts though, and not just because it helps Miorine out xD). Still, overall Miorine has quite a bit of variety and her outfits suit not only her personality but my tastes as well (I like girls in suits after all).
Grade: B+

: I never expected you to be this embarrassing, Topaz...

I try my best to be thorough. Though it is a shame that you don't show off more.

: You know that I'm a business woman, and I don't mean the type that walks among the streets at night!

: Some how I'm not surprised they have those in the future.

It is the world's oldest profession. But indeed, showing off more would have helped you out a lot when it comes to this area Miorine.

: At least it appears that she does alright when it comes to these areas.

Being fair I am being a little generous. She does have some pretty nice legs, though I would like to have had her ass been even bigger.

: No one would take me seriously! I mean would you take me seriously like THIS?

*Miorine bends over and shows off her ass, which had grown so much that each cheek was bigger than her head. They had broken through, barely fitting inside her clothes.*

: I take you seriously, Mio-mio!

: I told you not to call me that! And of course YOU wouldn't mind seeing my ass, yours is even bigger!

Both because she has brown skin and I've completed her blog. And I suppose the height difference, but that doesn't matter too much as I like it as I mentioned. Still, you should look forward to looking like that.

: My ass is going to be THAT huge? That's going to be embarrassing!

: Nice pun because your ass is certainly going to be bare. It's already on her way currently!

*Miorine tries to cover her plump exposed cheeks, but her hands can't cover. She can't even use her long hair to hide it either.*

: AH AH! S-stop looking!

But your ass looks beautiful! So big, just as this blog was hoping for! But since you insist let's move onto your chest.

: More like “lack of chest”. Eh heh heh...

*Chuchu snickers, picking on her Spacian friend further.*

: Like you have room to talk!

Both of you are flat and that's a good thing! Even Suletta's not that big compared to other anime!

*Suletta flusters from Topaz's words, unable to speak.*

: Defend yourself!

: I-I'd rather not, but I'm glad that I'm not worth complaining about.

Exactly. There are far worse girls. Far, far worse...

: It would be unfair to Miorine to complain about other girls. Especially ones not even in her series!

Right! And getting onto Miorine's outfits they're ultimately not too bad. I do prefer her suits but that's personal preference. I wouldn't mind seeing more of her pantyhose though, as it doesn't work as well with shorts.

: Being fair I imagine that's why they gave me this outfit.

I suppose, which is unfortunate! Also unfortunate that you didn't take after another Gundam light-haired strong-headed female in Kihel and show off your bare ass!

: That's just perverse!

It would have helped out a lot! But I blame awful censors and terrible people at studios... Regardless, you still did pretty well with your lovely body.

*Miorine acts tsundere.*

: Thanks, I suppose.... But as I mentioned earlier you aren't going to focus on my body, right?

Certainly not. You do have a very lovely body though, especially now with your beautiful ass!

*The camera keeps showing off her ass, though She finally lets out her powerful “defenses”*

PPPPTTHHHWWEEEEUUURRRTTTT

: OH MAN WHY! *Cough hack cough.*

: Smells like the Spacian let out a-

: Don't finish that! And besides it was ONLY a f-f- flatulence! Perfectly normal, as I must not be used to setting foot on this planet...

In that case Zettai should meet with more space girls. Especially ones with asses as big as yours!

: Shush! J-just ignore that I did anything unprofessional and get on with the blog! I'm glad that there aren't many readers of this dumb blog at this point!

I'm still grateful for those that do read it! But you shouldn't worry too much, as the next sections are all about your personality and mind!

: Being fair “age” could also count for physical appearance...

I suppose, but regardless let's continue onward with Miorine's blog!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Miorine is the daughter of the Beneritt Company, who seems to rule space companies. As a result her marriage is used as a plot point and political bargaining tool. This doesn't mean she wants to be a pawn, even if she is tricked into helping various plots go ahead. Miorine is a very intelligent and headstrong girl, wanting to be independent from her father's legacy. She does still care about him as a human though, especially after he nearly dies in an assassination attempt. She meets up with Suletta and seems to be more open once they spend a lot of time together. She also starts her own GUND-ARM medical company to help out. She's also devoted to her late mother's garden, which becomes important when people have to hand them out after a major disaster. For some reason tomatoes and yuri are often combined in anime for some reason... regardless do know that Miorine goes through a bit of trauma after Suletta slaps an assailant with her Gundam's hand and, after the deadliest high-five, offers the bloody hand to Miorine. Overall Miorine is incredibly important to the plot of the series, but while she's not as active in mecha as Suletta she still has a lot of great moments and helps make people believe further in Gundam as well as bridge the gap between Earthlings and those from space. Of course, a great role like Miorine deserves a good VA, and she has Lynn who gives a really great performance. She's done characters like Mafuyu from Bokuben, Nozomi from Keijo!!!!!!!!, and Sonia from Pokémon so she's done all sorts of good roles. And also Nozomi, as nobody's perfect xD.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
Much like with Suletta Miorine's libido is a little strange, which is very fitting considering they're the main pairing of the series. Sure, Miorine had some straight moments with Guel and Shaddiq, but they don't amount to too much either. She does dislike her father's rule of whoever is “holder” will marry her, but it did cause her and Suletta to be together (even if Miorine planned with Guel a way to set Suletta up to fail). Much like Alena from Dragon Quest she doesn't seem to have a problem with Suletta being a girl, even if Suletta was surprised such a relationship was possible. Through their many mishaps they do eventually warm up to each other. Despite Bandai Namco trying to stifle their love, which had been even stronger after I talked about Suletta's romance (to the point where they'd censor the VA's interviews) the creators do seem to pair the two. Not only did Miorine and Suletta get a picture with both wearing wedding dresses, but there's also one with the two in bed wearing underclothing and doing the most romantic of all positions-Holding HANDS! Jokes aside, despite the company trying to not admit that the two get together I still appreciate the creators letting it known that Miorine and Suletta are in a happy relationship. Especially considering how rocky certain episodes were.
Grade: B+

===Age===
Sadly we don't know Miorine's official birthday, which is surprising as she has a birthday in the show itself. Granted days on Earth might be different so it's hard to tell, but we do know that she starts the series at sixteen as she has her seventeenth birthday in the series. This makes her a pretty good age for my tastes, and that isn't counting the epilogue. It has its own issues with Miorine, but as it's three years in the future she's about twenty which is a really good age for me. Overall Miorine does quite well when it comes to her age, and at least we have a good concrete age for most of the series too!
Grade: A-

Total Grades: 79
Average score: 8.8
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for this week! What did you think about it, Miorine?

: OI! She did even better than I did! What gives?!

: It's alright, as she did better than I did...

: Not by as much! And I thought that Topaz liked me more!

: Well then, I suppose that this showed how much better I am in comparison. Not that I am surprised.

: I'll knock ya block off, you Spacian TURD!

Now now, this is no reason to fight!

: That's right! The scores are only arbitrary after all!

Shhh, it might be true but no reason to point it out anyway. And being fair, you're all pretty good girls and are very likable. But between being one of the main characters she had a lot more screentime which helped both with her personality and her libido.

: Personality I can understand, but libido?

I mean it is pretty implied that you and Suletta are together, even if Bandai Namco might send their ninjas after me. I hope it's Ayame...

*Riri smacks Topaz on his head.*

: Just for that they should send the German older brother ninja!

Oh no! Not the Canadian ninja!

: Fortunately not that ninja brother! Sheesh... I'm not sure if he's even older or younger anyway. Dorothy should have gotten rid of the competition in the womb...

: You're getting distracted again, Topaz. And Riri isn't helping either.

My mistake, but it's hard not to be distracted. Anyway, I do support Miorine and Suletta, though I don't know which one would be in “charge”. Probably Miorine which helps her a little. As for her personality, I do like her serious personality balancing out Suletta's more optimistic one. While it was difficult for her I do respect what they did with her arc as well, and of course Lynn does quite a good job.

: I'm glad to hear that you appreciate my personality, and same with my age. Though I am surprised that I did so well.

I mean you are a good age, so there isn't anything too surprising about that. I may dislike the haircut in the epilogue, understandably as it makes you look much worse, but you are a pretty good age otherwise. But man, why was this year full of haircuts? Why couldn't it have a ton of assy girls instead! We need a lot more of those!

: You're getting distracted...

I mean talking about girl's asses is never a distraction! Though looking at Miorine's ass would be better.

*She's flustered as her ass had grown even larger, and in her attempts to cover her cheeks from the camera only makes her fat cheeks jiggle further.*

: S-stop that! You can't be staring at my fat ass like this!

But it's hard to not stare with how huge it is!

: Considering all the assy girls around here it's probably good that we aren't in the store. We'd knock over so many things.

: That would be terrible, there's no way I could afford that much!

Yeah, your ass would be in debt! Literally! But I suppose that it's time for us to end for this week. Thank you for letting me talk about you, Miorine.

: You should be glad I was so gracious!

I certainly am! So thank you very much!

*Topaz even does a dogeza towards Miorine.*

: Y-you don't need to bow like that! And I hope that you aren't that low to look at my ass better!

I hadn't even considered that! Though now that you bring it up-HURK!

*Topaz gets his collar pulled back by Ririchiyo.*

: Enough of that, Topaz (you can get enough of that from me... Er, i-if you ask nicely and I feel like it!). W-we have to get ready for the next blog.

That's a good point, so I'll be seeing you three!

: See ya maybe, Topaz!

: About time! Now, Suletta... Perhaps I'll punish you a bit for rubbing against my ass later...

: P-PUNISH ME?

: Sheesh, get a room you two...

: I'd plan to!

*Topaz waves to them as Riri drags him away.*

: So who are you going to talk about next time? It'll be the pre-Christmas one after all.

Man, is it really near the end of the year already? Time really flies somehow. But it is true that I need to do my traditional angel. Hopefully I'll be able to do one of the Bitoku girls again and-

*A familiar voice is heard.*

???: Goodness. Could it be that you need my help? Well, I suppose that I shall be gracious enough to allow you to talk about me~

Oh? My favorite VA? Who could it be-oh...

: Something the matter, Topaz? I'm being generous and allowing you to talk about me~

That's not as generous as you think it is... But if you insist I will unfortunately talk about you..

: U-UNFORTUNATELY?!

: You shall soon figure out what that means...

*With that Topaz ends the blog, with this angel with the sadly wasted voice coming up next time...*

Anime Relations: Kidou Senshi Gundam: Suisei no Majo, Kidou Senshi Gundam: Suisei no Majo Season 2

This is the seven-hundred-eighty-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We begin the day with Topaz in a mechanic area. And by that I mean for mechanics, not that the place is mechanical in nature.*

I don't think you need to point that out, narrator.

: Rather than that, you can't be forgetting me! I'm here too, even though I've been gone for the past few weeks!

*Ah yes, and Ririchiyo is by his side.*

And how I've missed you!

*Topaz hugs and pats her head cutely. Riri looks to the side, enjoying it but being tsun as usual.*

: Y-you don't have to get so clingy. At least it wasn't like you died and went to Gensokyo or anything. I-I wasn't worried about you as a result!

Good old tsun ways, Riri!

: Q-quiet!

*She blushes and attempts to redirect Topaz back to the blog.*

: A-anyway, we can't be standing here forever! We're here for something important, right?

That's right! We're here to make a girl's ass bigger, as is our mission!

: Righ-NO! I mean sure, that's a side effect, but that's not what I meant! I mean your blog!

You can't rush these things, Riri. After all, we haven't even met this week's girl!

: I mean that's right but usually by this point we're searching for her. I don't even know why we're at this random mechanic area, unless you want to get blasted off to space again.

Not at all! Unless there's another Uzaki that needs to be jettisoned into outer space like a flying Kars. But jokes aside I will say that we'll be meeting her soon enough...

: But we're in a run-down mechanics area! There's very little around, and I doubt we'll be seeing any girl coming through here.

*Suddenly a pink-haired girl pushes her way past the duo to look at the goods on the wall beside them. Her buns are gigantic, though sadly I don't mean her ass.*

: Well excuse us for being in the way, little miss rush!

: Huuh? I don't have time to dear with you two. I need to get these parts on sale. That way I can repair my Demi-trainer cheaper for the next time.*

: That doesn't excuse your rudeness!

Now now, if she needs to buy items to restore health so that she can get her Demi leveled up I understand. Maybe at higher levels it'll do a higher percentage of health, though Gravity magic tends not to be useful on bosses.

: Now you're just making things up! Or you're saying things that I don't understand. Either way you don't want to make me mad, or I'll slug you.

Oh no! She's going to bring Heavy Weather!

: E-eh? Now I think you're really making fun of me! That or you're saying things to distract me from buying this. Either way I won't be distracted!

We're not trying to distract you. That said, would you like to be distracted?

: I told you no, so stop asking dumb questions!

I mean I'll try to get the references to a minimum, even if I might have to make a lot to meet the quota.

: All this time there's been a quota?!

Shhhh... Anyway, I want to know if you'll let me talk about you.

: Hu-uh? Why would I want a nobody like you talk about me? Even if I did, which I don't, why would I care? You're a nobody, or at least nobody I've heard of.

Never heard about me? Well then, I suppose that it's time for the musical number. You ready, Riri?

: I'm not doing the song and dance, Topaz.

But she's from this year so she doesn't seem to know about me. Well, I suppose that the first season was last year but it was still delayed until January. But regardless this would be a perfect time for what we rehearsed! Ohhh~

*The pink haired girl realizes something.*

: Hey! Didn't you say that your name was Topaz... Or somethin'...

Yes, that's me. Emperortopaz! Blogger extraordinaire!

: More like “blogger ordinaire” with how meh your writing is.

That's fair, I don't write good. I make a lot of grammer and spelling mistakes and also I no write good plots.

: Stop purposely writing worse than usual!

: I think that you did a blog on Suletta some time ago. I think.

That I did! Though for some reason it caused a lot of controversy due to Bandai getting angry at interviews and people on the internet becoming angrier than usual. Not due to the blog of course, but it was funny timing.

: So are you going to talk about me or something?

Sure, if you're willing to listen!

: You can't just allow her to have a blog done without telling her what's going to happen, Topaz. And I don't mean you bringing up everything about her visual description either.

: Ehhh? There's something more, and you were trying to keep it from me? Tell me this instant!

*The pink haired girl, despite being short, picks Topaz easily by his collar.*

: Don't be hiding something from me! You're going to say bad things about me, aren'tcha?

I wouldn't dream of it! I have much better things to dream about, but that's not the only reason! I'll say good things about you!

: Then why is your little partner so worried about me?

Well, it's because if you allow me to blog you... Your ass will grow!

: M-my what? That's gross! Why would anyone want that to happen!

*In her confusion she puts Topaz back on the ground.*

Because girlass needs more love, especially when growing! So what do you say, will you let me talk about you?

: I suppose that I can, though I will still be bitter. And if you say anything too rude I'll punch you!

*She threatens Topaz with her fist.*

I hope that won't happen, as I like my teeth where they are. But since she's given us permission it's time to say ...



: Huuh? So that's all your blog is? Just saying my name and where I'm from?

: He still has a lot more things to talk about, so don't think he's done yet.

That's right. I still have a lot of topics to discuss. But don't worry, as I'll still give you a chance to comment.

: Gee thanks for that.

*Chuchu rolls her eyes.*

I'm sure you're have your own opinion, especially judging by that response, but I still like being fair. First we'll talk about your name.

: What, is something WRONG with my name?

*She comes close to Topaz, getting up in the blogger's face.*

: Like your dumb name is any better! What even is a “Topaz” anyway?

It's a gemstone that-

: I was being rhetorical, idiot!

: Back up, as you look like you're going to kiss him (and I can't have that). Now, what were you saying about her name, Topaz?

*Chuchu backs up as per Riri's commands, looking to the side in anger.*

Nothing too bad about it. I just want to point out how ridiculous it is.

: Like I said, you have a more ridiculous one!

Yes, but I'm not named by noted silly name giver Yoshiyuki Tomino. I mean he's the guy who gave us Full Frontal and Shot Weapon!

: That's from a different Gundam show, Topaz. He didn't work on this one, at least according to MAL. And Shot Weapon is Dunbine!

That's fair, but “Chuchu Panlunch” is still a silly name.

: Stop insulting my name or I'll really deck you!

I mean that in a good way! Granted her name is technically “Chuatury” but I don't know if anyone calls her that. She's just called “Chuchu” as if she were Kirby's octopus buddy or mice in a Sega game.

: I mean she does have the hair to look like ears to be a mouse...

: Not you too!

And her last name is “Panlunch” too. Ironically people pointed out that she did not indeed eat bread when she was shown eating lunch. She must not want to be a cannibal...

: That's it!

*Topaz is punched by Chuchu, sending him to the ground. He takes 20 damage from the blow, but he stands up rubbing it. Ririchiyo looks concerned.*

: T-TOPAZ! Are you alright?

Yeah, I'm fine. Sorry about joking around a little too much, Chuchu.

: Yeah, I'm sorry for punching you but I did warn you.

Don't worry, I consider it an honor! So what do you say to getting on with the blog?

: Whatever....

: Seems Squall is being blogged.

Nice reference, and we'll meet that quota yet! But before that, let's get going with Chuchu's blog!

*Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
This is one of Chuchu's most iconic features, and probably the main visual one. She has pink hair, which sticks out in the series but that's not what I'm talking about. What I mean is her gigantic fluffy odango-like buns that she has on each side of her head! They look like cotton candy due to the color and size, and each one is bigger than the main part of her head! There's also a lot of silliness that happens in official art, such as Chuchu having chickens nest in her hair buns or Miorine having a nightmare of all the characters being chibi and stuck in them. I've even seen jokes about them coming off and being options/bits/funnels, or having Chuchu equip them as boxing gloves as if she was Gundam Maxter xD (though those are fanart). It got so bad that when Chuchu wore her pilot suit (with tight headwear) the official Twitter had to show off production art of her squeezing her pom poms down to fit xD. When she's not dressed up for school sh tends to have a single gigantic afro-like bun in her casual clothes, which is funny as well. Oh, and normally she has little “whiskers” coming out of the base of her buns too. As far as the rest of her hair goes, it's not too bad as her sides are sorta short, only reaching about halfway down her ear, and her bangs while blunt somewhat are angled to the left. Still, overall while Chuchu's hair isn't something that I usually enjoy it's hard to ignore the awesome design of her and how memetic it was while her series was airing. And by all means, her hair IS awesome.
Grade: B+

===Eyes===
Like a lot of this series' eyes Chuchu's eyes are somewhat on the small and more realistic side. This does mean that she fits with the series, and she certainly shows a lot of expression when it comes to them as well! I think her eyes are a red or pink color, a little hard to tell, but her eye color works well with the pink of her hair. She has a single short line above her eye to show they are partially closed, but Chuchu still has mostly round eyes. She also has a few eyelashes though they aren't too noticeable, and when she gets angry (which is a fair amount of time) her pupils become small. Like far too many characters she seems to lack glasses. Still, overall I do like Chuchu's eyes though they would be better if they were tsurime, and they could be a little bigger but I suppose it fits her personality and show better like this.
Grade: B-

===Face==
Chuchu has a pretty simple face, much like the other characters in the series. She has a small dot-like nose and fairly small features. She does have somewhat thick, if short, eyebrows. I will mention that she gets some of the best faces in the series. She's often in a grumpy mood, to which I blame people from space as she tends to be happy with her fellow Earthlings. It's just fun to look at her expressions, which is always a great thing to say. She might not be the cutesy type of face that I usually fall for, but she does have a nice shape to her cheeks and chin. Still, Chuchu overall does pretty well when it comes to her face, with a lot of fun expressions.
Grade: B

So what do you think of the blog so far?

: What do you mean? There's nothing that great about it, but it's alright I suppose.

: You were listening, right?

: Of course I was! Sheesh, you can't just expect me to comment on every little thing!

But I've done that. I think that I was pretty thorough, at least.

: I GUESS. But I'm surprised that my hair didn't do better. Didn't you say that it was one of my most defining features?

That it is, and it does look amazing! I love how huge your buns are!

: You're looking at her hair, right?

Of course, though now that you mention it...

*Topaz takes a look at Chuchu's “lower buns” which are far tighter on her outfit than expected. She covers it with her big coat, or at least tries to.*

: S-stop staring or I'll whallop ya again!

*She shakes her fist at him, only to be held back by Riri.*

Fine fine. But as I said your hair is certainly unique and awesome, especially as so many characters in the show seemed to have “normal” hairstyles. Your big hair made you stick out even before the anime aired, and there's a lot of silliness had with it as well in official art. I also like your single afro-like style while relaxing more.

: So it does seem like you enjoy my hair. But then why did you give it a poor score?

It's not poor at all! The main issue is that, despite it fitting you really well, I'm not too big on pink as a hair color. Granted you do make it work and are a cooler pink than most Cures, but still. There's also the fact that your hair seems a lot shorter than it really is.

: At least she didn't get down with the sickness that 2023 girls sadly got.

True, far too many girls this year got poor haircuts which are always awful. While we did see Chuchu at that point she's piloting a mech in the future, so her cap is on. It's hard to tell if she kept the poofy buns or not while wearing it.

: At least we have an idea of how it works, though I do hope that it doesn't hurt...

: Don't worry as I'm fine, if a little grumpy.

My apologies. And I'm sorry that your eyes don't suit me too well.

: Ehhh? Do you want me to give you another black eye!

*She attempts to attack Topaz again, but Ririchiyo holds Chuchu back yet again.*

: Stop instigating her, Topaz! You're just going to be punched again!

It's not my fault! I mean I am giving out my opinions, but I'm not doing it to be mean or anything! And in all fairness your eyes still do really well! I like how the color matches your eyes, and the shape fits well with the other characters and the art style. But I do prefer bigger eyes, as they show more emotion.

: I see then...

I would hope so! Puns aside, your eyes don't look too bad. There does need to be a meganekko in your series, even if you wouldn't fit being one.

: Even considering she's a short Miyu Tomita girl...

Yeah, but not all of her roles are meganekkos. Sadly. Getting to her face that isn't too bad either. Chuchu has small features like I enjoy, and she has some really great facial expressions as well! Granted she could cheer up a little, but her grumpy personality is still pretty great.

: If I'm grumpy it's because of you!

I mean in the series. Sadly I cannot count what happens in the blog, which includes your lovely bigger ass.

*She covers it, even though her fat cheeks seem a little bigger now.*

: I still can't believe that you blogging me has made my ass bigger. If I can't fit in my pilot's seat you're in big trouble!

I'm sure that a certain other pilot can teach you how to get into cockpits with a huge ass, even if Shizuru is in a different series.

: So her Princ-ASS is in another franchise...

*Riri sighs from her poor joke.*

Precisely! But don't think that we're done talking about Chuchu. We still have a lot to get through, so let's continue onward!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Sadly there isn't too much to talk about when it comes to this area, as Witch of Mercury doesn't have a lot of fanservice. Chuchu is on the shorter side, and I've heard she is around 150 cm but I haven't seen anything Japanese to back that up (do note that's not counting her hair buns). To make matters worse she doesn't show off all that much, and even wears baggy clothes to hide her figure. She does have somewhat good legs, and she's certainly strong enough to sucker punch and knock another girl out. There's also the meme of her squatting which became so famous that she got a figure, and also her “flying” official art with her outstretched arms which made a lot of silly memes as well. She also shows a bit of her ass during her iconic scene, and in her pilot's suit too, but she's not all that impressive (which is surprising as her mecha is used as a sniper, really Secelia should have been a sniper instead xD). She seems to be a slim build-wise, or at least in sexy terms Overall the biggest problem with Chuchu's body is that she wears baggy clothes and doesn't show off, but even if she did like with her pilot's suit she doesn't have an impressive body either. Sexually at least, as she's certainly impressive when it comes to raw power.
Grade: C+

===Chest===
As mentioned prior Chuchu is fairly slim, and her chest is similar. This means that she is likely pretty flat, but with all the baggy clothes it's fairly hard to tell. She just doesn't show off enough, hiding her body when she should be more proud of her slim chest! Still, overall Chuchu does alright when it comes to this area.
Grade: B-

===Clothes===
As mentioned before, Chuchu tends to wear baggy clothes. Technically she's most often seen in her school uniform, but she wears a big coat over it to hide her figure sadly. It at least makes the character designs a little more interesting. She'll also wear her grey pilot suit which is somewhat skintight but doesn't show off too much. Chuchu's casual outfit is a shirt with purple overalls, but nothing too impressive. There might be more that I can't remember, which is a shame as she could have used some more outfits. Official art does help, with one New Years image having her in a kimono and in the artbook she wears a festival outfit and a one piece swimsuit (though it is hard to tell it's her as she's in the background). Overall nothing too strong to stand out, which is unfortunate for Chuchu as she could have done a lot better.
Grade: C+

: H-HUUUHH!?

That was the biggest one yet!

: You must really like that expression, Topaz...

I mean I do like rough girls like that. But angering Chuchu isn't something that I would want to do either. What's got you so angry now?

: Isn't it obvious? You gave me such bad scores!

Now now, even Cs aren't bad scores. They're at least passing!

: True, but that doesn't mean that I can't fight back! Why did you score me so poorly?

: I usually think Topaz explains pretty well. Weren't you listening?

: I suppose that after he talked about my body I was a little crazy with rage, but I still heard what'cha said Topaz!

Then you must know that the main issue I have is that your coat hides a lot of your body. It makes you look a lot bigger, as if you're trying to scare off predators. It does you no favors when it comes to showing off, and even the pilot's suit doesn't help.

: Grrr, so it's because I don't show off that I got such a crappy score?

Again it's not that bad. I mean it is below what I usually give, but I also gave a reason for that. And because your body is so covered up I couldn't give you too many points when it comes to your body either.

: So it's because I didn't show off my ass enough, huh? Well then take THIS!

*Chuchu bends over, showing off her lower “buns”. Especially as when she bends over she breaks through her pants due to how massive her cheeks had become. It's a full moon it seems, which makes her blush and quickly cover up again.*

: I-I didn't mean to show off THAT much!

You still look lovely, as your cheeks are bigger than your head. As all girlass should be, at least. If you looked and showed off like that you certainly would do better.

: S-shut up! I'll punch you again!

*Ririchiyo holds Chuchu back.*

: Stop picking on her, Topaz!

I'm not intending on doing that, honest! I'm just talking about her scores and how she could have done better! Though in fairness even if she doesn't show off Chuchu does pretty well when it comes to her slender chest.

: I-I suppose that's fair.

Figured you'd understand as you do look very lovely. Now, how about we continue with the blog?

: I GUESS that I can listen to you a little more. Just don't give me any more poor scores!

I can't promise that, but I will think you'll at least be a little happier. So let's go on!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Chuchu is an incredibly great character, even if she's more of a side character and doesn't have a lot of plot importance. She is a gruff and brutish girl, who doesn't hold back and is definitely a bruiser type as seen early on when she picks a fight with two girls who were picking on Suletta (even if Chuchu herself was annoyed at Suletta taking forever). She's from Earth and has a lot of dudes who she calls family, which likely shows where her personality comes from. She also hates spacians, often calling them “turds” in the subs at least, though as the series goes on she starts becoming more tolerant. She also uses a modified trainer which specializes in sniping, more due to her school house not having a lot of money for repairs and this being a good way to fight without getting hit too much. Later on Chuchu is able to use a gatling gun on her mecha, which sorta fits her personality more but she isn't able to use it as much as she wants to. She also uses her gun as a club in one game, which is pretty fitting as well xD. Overall Chuchu's tough personality is really great, as I like punchy girls, and her learning to accept others was a pretty cute mini-plot. I especially like when they were giving out tomatoes and Chuchu gave some to the bullies she beat up earlier in the first season as it shows that she's able to forgive. Oh, and we can't forget that Chuchu is voiced by Miyo Tomita, who is a recent favorite VA of mine. She does a great gruff voice for short girls like her, and her aggression works really well with the voice. Miyo Tomita has done characters like Rizu from BokuBen, Gabriel from Gabriel Dropout, Miko from Kaguya-sama, Riko from Made in Abyss, and a lot of other great characters that I've talked about so you can tell I like her voice xD.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
Chuchu really doesn't show off too much libido, which is a bit of a problem here. She does have a tsundere-ish relationship with Felsi, one of the bullies she fights with early on but eventually forgives. She's also very close to Nika as well, so it seems she has mainly yuri relationships (though considering the season that isn't surprising). Sadly they don't go anywhere, which is a shame as she could have done alright had she been a little more aggressive. Still, Chuchu does alright even if she could have been a lot better.
Grade: B-

===Age===
Chuchu does pretty well when it comes to this area, even if not too much is known about her age. She seems to be a first year in high school, which is known, but that places her at about 15-16 (as Suletta is a year ahead of her). And like the other characters she appears slightly older in the epilogue, which occurs about three years after, but we don't get a good look at her due to being piloting a mech at the time. Regardless overall Chuchu does pretty well here, with a nice high school age even if only her year is known and we don't see much of her in the future epilogue.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 68
Average score: 7.6
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for the week. What do you think about it?

: What do I think? WHAT DO I THINK?!

*Chuchu attempts to punch Topaz but is still held back by Riri who has her arms looped into Chuchu's armpits.*

: Well, first of all I think your assistant is stronger than I expected.

: And I'm not even going into youkai form for this.

: Second of all I do see what you mean. It seems that you do appreciate me a lot.

But of course! You were one of my favorite characters! Granted most of the girls were great, and it wasn't in a sexual way, but you were quite likable.

: OI! What do you mean “not-sexual”?

I mean I went over that when it came to your body. You have the issue of not showing off too much, which is unfortunate.

: I see, so that is why you have me like THIS!

*Chuchu manages to get free of Ririchiyo's grasp by turning quickly. She uses the force of her massive ass to collide with Topaz, knocking him down and dealing 15 damage. Fortunately he gets up and brushes himself off.*

Oof, that was a lot heavier than I expected. Too bad I'm not Zettai and thus can't absorb ass-tacks like that. But being fair you did do fairly well when it came to your libido, Chuchu. Granted you really don't have a defined pairing, but a lot of people do ship you with Nika.

: HUUH? With her? Well, I suppose we do hang out a lot and-no, I cannot say anything further.

That's alright. Nothing you say here is canon anyway. That said, your libido wasn't the only thing that did well either. Your age is quite nice, even if you're a younger high school student. Which I suppose might explain your smaller body, but you being a small bruiser is pretty fun.

: I'm glad you appreciate my strength. Not that I'm surprised, as I've knocked some sense into you.

That you did. Not that I needed it. But you have a great personality as I like rough girls like you, and ones that punch are cool too. I'm surprised your Demi trainer isn't suited to melee combat which is unfortunate as it seems to suit you more, but the reasons behind it are sound.

: Right, I don't want to make too much of a mess for Nika and the rest.

Understandable. I also like all the memes and silliness you're involved in, but I also like the mini-plot of you slowly accepting Spacians as well. For a side character you have a good amount of plot relevance and humor, which I appreciate.

: Don't forget her voice as well.

But of course, as I do like Miyu Tomita quite a bit. She's one of my favorites and roles that suit my tastes like you make me like her even more. The only issues I have are that you need to show off, but considering the low episode counts I suppose that would be asking too much.

: Indeed. Why do so many great shows not get second seasons? I mean this one had a split cour but that's different!

At least most shows I watch now get reliable subs... Well, timely subs mostly. Darn you subbers injecting terrible memes and poor grammar into the subs! Both official and fan translations can be so blech these days!

: I am not sure what you mean by that, but if I'm understanding things properly it seems that I've done well.

Reasonably well at least. But do you mind if I rub something soft and round real quick?

: E-EH?! What kind of question is THAT?

But I've been waiting for a while! And they're so big!

: W-well, if you insist...

*Chuchu shyly turns around and starts bending forward, only to have Topaz touch her big puffy hair.*

Man, they are as soft as I expected them to be...

: Wait, you mean you aren't going to touch my ASS?

I mean I did get slapped with your massive cheeks, but if you want me to...

: No no, I was just expecting-

Don't worry, I wouldn't make you that uncomfortable! Besides I have Riri for that!

: Y-you don't have to say that, Topaz!

: Well then, you played me a bit. But I had a pretty good time, and that includes punching ya!

Glad that you enjoyed it, as I was worried you'd get angry and start punching me more.

: Don't worry. I can tell you're a good person, even if our friendship had to be forged through fists!

Like with Nanoha! Only I wasn't blasted by a huge laser!

: I have no idea what this “Nanoha” is, but it certainly sounds awesome if she has a huge laser!

: You don't know the half of it...

: I see then. Well, as it would appear that you're done with the blog. And it took me a while to get these parts, so I should be going-

????: CHUCHU!

*A girl with white hair and crossed arms enters the mechanics area that Topaz and the others are at. A familiar red-haired girl follows her.*

: I tried to stop her, but I couldn't hold her back!

: Somehow I doubt that...

: She just didn't want me to get hurt. But Chuchu, you're taking too long to pick them out. I was thinking you got distracted again.

: It's not my fault! Besides, I'm holding onto the parts!

*Chuchu looks around, finding where she set them down to deliver justice to Topaz.*

: SEE?

: You'll have to excuse us. We got talking to Chuchu and spent a lot of time with her.

: W-wait... I know who you are! You're Topaz and Ririchiyo!

That we are!

: Wait, are these the two that fought against you and won?

Well, it's not like we did it ourselves. I had other girls helping me, and she was weaker due to my blog.

: I'm not sure what that means.

: Oh, that means that he talks about you on the internet to an audience!

Exactly, and I just finished talking about Chuchu!

: That he did.

: Hmmm, GUND-ARM could use the publicity...

: I wouldn't consider it “publicity” considering Topaz's low viewer count...

And yet I still make sure to work hard every week! So what do you say, will you allow me to talk about you next time?

: Hmmm, I suppose that would be a good idea. Go ahead, and I shall listen!

: Well, at least now you won't have to feel bad about doing one main and one side character. You happened upon the other lead!

That we have, but that's for next time. See you all then!

*With this mysterious white haired girl having entered the blog Topaz ends this week's blog. Join us next time!*

Anime Relations: Gensou Mangekyou: The Memories of Phantasm

This is the seven-hundred-eighty-third week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. Once again we're here in Gensokyo, though not because I'm dead!

: That's right! Topaz is here because he really loves the characters!

I mean that's not wrong, there's a reason I like talking about Touhou characters every year after all. But I came here to talk to Yukari to have her help me return my stand.

: If you just want to get a stand, why are you here bothering me and my cat troops?

*The catgirl that was in front of the three, as Ran was still there, hisses at the trio.*

: That is no way to treat Yukari-sama's esteemed guests. As my shikigami you should be better behaved and should respect them.

: No way! I may be your shikigami but that doesn't mean that you get to control everything!

: I don't want to. I only want you to give me the gauntlet that Topaz seeks.

: Eh? But you said that I could play with it! I'm not going to be giving it back!

If only we had something to exchange for it...

: Do you have anything in those pants of yours?

Kimiko, there's a kid present. Granted I don't know her exact age but-

: That isn't what I meant, Empry! If only this was later in the year you might have randomly had catnip in your trouser space.

I would hope not. While it's not poison ivy or something I imagine it would still give an unpleasant rash...

: Let's not talk about that. But I suppose that if you have something that I want I MAY give you the gauntlet.

That's a relief, but I don't have anything to give. Well, other than talking about you in my blog.

: A blog? What's that?

I don't know if that makes me feel young and she's asking because she's really ancient, or if I feel old because kids these days don't know what a “blog” is with their fork knifes and Tick-tock Clocks.

: In all fairness you HAVE been doing this for so long that someone who was born when you started could be learning or actually be able to drive.

Oh man that makes me feel old. But luckily I'll never learn, so I won't feel old! Wait no, that's worse... Anyway, what do you say?

: You didn't answer my question. You only got distracted with your age, you old fogey.

Back in my day... Well, putting that aside I want to talk about you and write an article on you.

: Oh, like with the tengu newspapers!

Precisely! Only it's not full of questionable sources.

: Well, on purpose. That said, it does have Topaz's opinion and he gives points that really don't mean anything.

But she might get a picture, though that rarely happens these days.

: Do not omit to tell her that her ass shall become even more grand! Much like mine!

*Ran turns around to show off her enormous ass, which had broken through her clothes. Even her many tails weren't enough to hide such assy splendor. She even knocks over Kimiko and Topaz, who brush themselves off.*

Oof! Now I know what it's like to be hit by Yukari's bus!

: If you said “butt” I'd say that you should have said “ass”. But it is true that her massive ass is likely even more destructive, especially if you take her gas into account...

: I am not sure... While Ran's ass is even bigger than most of my body, I do not know what I could do with such a thing.

: Do not worry, as you shall get used to it. Your legs will be able to support you as well, in case you are curious about that.

: This is still perplexing... But I suppose it would be harmless to have him talk about me. Go on, Topaz! I want to hear your thoughts about me!

I was worried it might take a bit longer to convince you, but I'm proud to say that...



: Hhmmm, that's a little unusual about her name.

Oh? I suppose that it is a little odd. But like the other girls in the household Chen is named after a color. In her case it's more of a bitter orange.

: Don't forget the Chinese meaning of the word!

True, as the symbol is also used there! Not that I know for sure, as it's not like I can read any other languages. But from what I've seen it means a more “basic” orange. As in the color, not the fruit.

: It is a little fitting that she also has a Chinese secondary meaning.

: That's right! Granted I can't remember if my origins are Chinese or not, but I still wear a similar outfit!

Exactly! You and Meiling use unusual characters in your names with double meaning, and it took a bit for official sources to come out to say what they were.

: So does that answer your question, Kimiko?

: That wasn't what I was curious about. Well, not there but I'm sure that the readers appreciate you mentioning it. I'm more interested in why she doesn't have the “Yakumo” last name like Ran.

: That is for private reasons, and I cannot inform you of the truth.

Don't worry, as nothing concrete is there either. There are many theories though. Such as Chen not being strong enough to count as a Yakumo, or because she's not a direct shikigami to Yukari. It's hard to say why they don't use it, though sometimes fans use it for convenience.

: Plus it means that I am the only character to only have one character in her name as well!

That's true, though as said before I don't know a lot about language. I can still tell though! Still, it's a cool accomplishment.

: That's right, and I enjoy your praising! Please continue to do that!

Then that is a lovely ass that you have!

: My ass...? What do you mean?

*Chen cutely gets up and turns around, showing off her two tails. As well as her dress-covered ass, though the fabric is much tighter than before.*

: I'm surprised that you could tell! I was sitting down, so how did you know?

Ah, I didn't but when I saw the crates you were sitting on bending slightly I knew that my blog was starting to affect you.

: It sure is!

: Please do not stare at my shikigami.

: True. You're older and thus are much more worth it to stare at...

*Kimiko stares at Ran's ass, looking at the taller girl's large cheeks which had burst through her outfit. The fox shikigami tries to hide with her tails, but it was useless. She sighs.*

: Fine... I suppose that I cannot keep you from staring, but do not forget that this is Chen's blog. Her cuteness should be on full display!

That's true, and she certainly has some pinchable cheeks!

: I hope you mean on my face! Not that I want those to be pinched either...

You'll have to pay attention to find out. But I suppose that is enough of being distracted, as how about we start talking about Chen?

: I look forward to hearing what you have to say, Topaz!

*With that Topaz begins the blog proper.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Chen does alright when it comes to her hair. The brown color is quite nice, as I do like dark hair colors, and there's a bit of variety if you look at the various palette swaps (mostly white/silver and the normal brown though). She also wears a mob/Zun cap, a green one though it is positioned in such a way that her cat ears aren't hidden under it like Ran's fox ears were. Chen's ears are a slightly darker brown than her actual hair too. Her hair is slightly messy, as she is on the younger side, and at the longest her hair reaches her shoulders or so. Overall while Chen's hair is fairly short it's not that bad, and the color helps out a fair bit as do her nice cat ears.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
It's a little harder to tell Chen's eye color, but they seem to be brown as well. That's a good color and I like how they match her hair color as well. In the manga the shape of her eyes are pretty nice, which I do like. Tarame, but it does fit her personality being like that (though tsurime might fit due to being a catgirl). Chen does not wear glasses either, but overall she does well as far as eye shape and color go. She does have room to improve, but she's still pretty great.
Grade: B

===Face==
Chen does pretty well here, having a cute face befitting her younger age. She has small features and more soft curves to her cheeks and chin, though I suppose that you could say that about a lot of Gensokyo residents. Just like how Zun's art, while it does well with giving a basic idea, leaves a lot to be desires. Nothing against the games, of course. It's just that other media tends to be my tastes as far as art goes. And while there isn't too much to say about Chen's face in particular, it still appeals fairly well to my tastes which is always good.
Grade: B

: Eh? Is that all you're going to say about me?

Certainly not, we aren't even halfway through!

: We're more like a third, or so. Meaning Topaz still has a lot of things to talk about.

: That's good. I was told you would be praising me, but it doesn't seem like you have been!

I have been! Or at least saying good things.

: That is just the way Topaz seems to be doing blogs. He is very analytical, describing things and giving points which don't really mean anything.

They're important to me! But I will say that Chen really doesn't have much that appeals to me in these areas.

: HEY!

: I concur. You cannot say that my shikigami is not cute! Just take a look!

*Ran even picks up Chen by the cat-neck and points at her.*

Oh she is certainly cute! I love her small features and soft curves. It really suits her age and I also prefer her appearances in the fighting games or manga series. But I could say that about most Gensokyo residence. Sure she looks on the younger side but that doesn't stand out too much.

: I suppose that makes sense, unfortunately. You still need to appreciate my appearance!

I mean it's not like you scored poorly either! Even your hair and eyes aren't too bad!

: Good point... But I don't get why you dislike my appearance!

Again it's not that I dislike it. I just have other preferences.

: Topaz does seem to prefer long-haired girls like Yukari-sama.

That is true. Chen has shorter hair, but other than that it isn't too bad. The brown color is pretty nice, and it matches your eyes. I also like the green mob hat, as it goes well with the colors of your hair and outfit.

: I see then. I suppose that counts as praise...

Certainly! It's not that you did poorly, but rather you don't hit my rather lofty ideals. Your cat ears are cute too, and I like how they show unlike Ran who hides hers.

: Please do not blame me for that.

Understandable. Getting back to Chen she has some pretty nice eyes, but like I said it may have been better if she had tsurime. It might suit her personality a little more, I think.

: And she'd look better in glasses as well!

I mean that goes without saying. It's a shame that the early windows games lack meganekkos. Glad they've began to be more common at least.

: Hey, am I not “mega” enough to be a “mega Neko”?

That's not what I'm talking about, though I do appreciate the joke. Rather we mean a girl who wears glasses.

: I see then. So I don't need to age suddenly or something-

Certainly not! I would never have a loli ruin herself like that! Down with that sort of abomination, even if some artists give you longer hair... But that's not worth the trade!

: Phew, as I didn't want to attempt it. And I can only imagine how much bigger my ass would become too!

*Chen shows off her ass cutely once again, bending with her fat ass pointing towards Topaz. She shakes her hips and tails as she does so.*

Looks very lovely, as your cheeks have destroyed your skirt. Fortunately it is still together, at least for now...

: You'd better be careful shaking your tails like that. You're liable to start spin them and fly off!

: Eeh? What does that mean?

Silly Kimiko, she isn't a fox!

: I am, but I do not get your reference...

That's alright. But let's not get too distracted. We still have a lot to talk about with Chen.

: I agree! Let's get going with it!

But of course!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Chen does have a little bit of trouble when it comes to this area. She has a short and slender body, like a lot of lolis which isn't too bad (though having a bigger ass would be better). She also doesn't show off, though I will mention that Fantasy Maiden Wars shows a slight butt-in, er, CUT-in that has her bend over. Sadly her clothing is a little too bulky to see anything, so it's more that she's showing of her tails than her ass sadly. Oh, I forgot to mention that Chen is a bakeneko which means that she has two tails! Seven more and she'd be an enemy that faces Diddy! Jokes aside while she does seem to have two tails, and is often draw that way in fanart, but officially Chen only has a single tail that's forked almost all the way down (it's connected about 10% or so). Probably the only other point about her body that stands out is that she has pointed painted fingernails, giving her red clawed-like fingers. Overall Chen is pretty interesting but she isn't shown off too much, and even if she's a loli that wouldn't matter but she could use a bit more ass I'd say.
Grade: C+

===Chest===
As mentioned in the previous area Chen has a fairly slender, young body which means her chest is slender as well. She also doesn't show off too much, and doesn't seem too envious either when it comes to his area either. Overall not much to say, but Chen still does pretty well when it comes to this area.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Chen, like a lot of Touhou characters only has one outfit. It consists of a white shirt (though I've seen people call it light pink) with a red Chinese-inspired dress over it. I think her outfit works well with Ran and Yukari's, which is cool as they all seem to be a big family. Chen also has a white bow on her collar, and the inside of her dress is very frilled. Finally, she wears short white socks. It's a pretty good outfit, and there's the palette swaps which give her a lot more color variation. She even has some where she looks like Remilia, Youmu, and Lyrica Prismriver! Still, it does hide her body a fair amount as I mentioned under her body, even if it is a cute outfit. Chen overall does pretty decently when it comes to this area, with a cute outfit and nice colors that suit her.
Grade: B-

: Grrrr....

*Chen looks quite angry, though Topaz doesn't understand.*

H-hey, is something the matter? I thought I took a good look at you...

: Maybe she's purring. Rub her stomach a bit to make sure she feels better!

: That isn't why I'm growling! I'm angry at you for being so judging!

But being judging is important! It's what I do after all, as otherwise the blog is just senseless information and would likely be boring.

: And yet your blog still occasionally comes out to be boring...

That's only because I'm bad at writing, even after all these years.

: You sucking isn't the reason I'm angry at you, Topaz! Or at least your writing isn't. Rather it's because you judged my body far too harshly!

Blame not showing off enough! Granted the series doesn't usually fanservice-

: Unless it's something like Marisa using ass attacks!

-Exactly. And she has a huge ass in fanart as a result. You really don't have anything too interesting, at least in canon. You have a huge ass thanks to my blog, but it's a shame so few people will know...

: It has grown quite a bit, even with you hating me for my ass. Just look!

*Chen bends over and even moons, showing off her big ass. Granted she isn't as big as Yukari's or even Ran's, but for her shorter size it's very sizable. The foxgirl even nosebleeds, holding up her sleeve to stifle it and staining it with her blood.*

: CHEEEEN! Ahem, my apologies. Anyway, please conduct yourself properly, Chen.

: Though I wouldn't mind giving those cheeks a “honk honk”.

Nice meme reference! But indeed, even with the Fantasy Maiden Wars slight buttshot only proves to troll further. Granted I don't think she has much of a curvy body, and she's still fairly small, but I do like her forked tail as it is interesting.

: So you are blaming me because I'm so small?

I suppose, but only as far as your body is concerned. You're a little small for me and you don't hit my “loli charm” points either. Luckily you do well when it comes to your chest as a result.

: Well, mamocentric aged-up pictures aside but the less we talk about those the better.

Exactly. I don't count that, and more Touhou girls need assy tags too. Like a lot of girls I suppose, as girlass needs more love.

: I suppose that I have to accept your poor score with my body, as I am fairly small, but what about my clothes? I thought you liked them.

Your red dress does look good, especially with your green hat. Reminds me that Christmas is next month. Your white shirt isn't too bad either, and I like your variant colors too. It's just not too revealing, which hurts your body a fair bit.

: I still can't believe that I would do so poorly! I should scratch your eyes out!

Don't even joke about things like that! Especially with your pointy nails as I can believe you could!

: I suppose that I can allow you to continue the blog, as I will be wondering what you'd have to say about me. If I defeat you now I'd never know.

That's true! And maybe you'll feel better after I talk about your other sections. Let's not delay any longer then!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
There isn't too much to talk about when it comes to Chen. She was an early game boss who has connections to the phantasm/bonus boss Yukari, and she doesn't show too much of her personality at first. She just seems like a young, playful girl who shoots fireworks at you. I will say that while she seems slightly mature and distant a first she seems to be more energetic, cheerful, and childlike in her current versions. She's possibly Chinese due to her name (which means “orange”) and clothing, but she's a shikigami to Ran and has taken over a body of a bakeneko. This also gives her the weaknesses of a cat, which means she's bad with water as it shorts out her connection with Ran it seems. Chen also tries to get a group of cats for a village to rule over, but she's not great at herding cats. And she's also surprisingly smart thanks to being a shikigami too, though not quite as brilliant as Yukari nor Ran. Overall while a little simple Chen is still an important part of the Yakumo family and makes for an interesting early boss. Chen has been voiced by many people due to most being fan-based projects. Still, some names include Anzu Haruno from Lost World, Ryouo Shintani from Koumajou Densetsu, Sayumi Suzuchiro from Danmaku Kagura, and Shiina Natsukawa from Touhou Cannonball.
Grade: B-

===Libido==
Chen really doesn't show this off too much, mostly due to her young age. She is Ran's shikigami, but she's not as loyal as the fox girl. As such she's a little chaotic and disobeys people, but not in a sexy sadistic way either. As far as I know she doesn't have many relationships outside the Yakumo family, but as a fellow catgirl she does seem to be friends with Rin and the two play together. It's pretty new knowledge so I don't know if it'll continue though it wouldn't be sexual in nature. Overall there's not much to say when it comes to this area, as Chen seems a little young and innocent for this area.
Grade: C+

===Age===
Sadly we don't have any hints as to Chen's age, unlike with Ran or Yukari. Technically as a shikigami and bakeneko she's ageless, but she does have a smaller body and is usually counted among the younger Touhou characters. Not that there's anything wrong with that, especially as she might be a lolihag but she doesn't act like it (as far as I know). So while overall Chen might have a low score (well, somewhat low) when it comes to this area, don't think I have a problem with her young age!
Grade: B-

Total Grades: 65
Average score: 7.2
Final Grade: B-

And with that we've finished Chen's blog! What do you think about it?

: Grrr, I can't believe that you were so rough with me!

: Please phrase that better...

: I mean he gave me another overly low score! He's just being mean!

I'm not trying to be mean. It's just that you don't show too much libido, so I don't have much to go on. It doesn't help that you're so small either, which hurts you when it comes to my tastes. At least you don't have a violently bad libido, but I do imagine that you are just someone who doesn't blog too well.

: Tell me about it! This seems more like a score you'd give a villain!

Now now, it isn't that bad. Though I will say that I was possibly a little rough on you. I blame a lack of information, and I wouldn't have minded knowing your personality a little better either. But the information just wasn't out there!

: Then what made you want to talk about me?

Mostly because I wanted to look at the other Yakumo girls. But your issue is that I imagine there won't be a lot more information about you. Granted I don't mind, but I do like your more mature personality more even though it seems to be retconned away. Granted I blame fans for thinking of you being younger than you probably are, as you did nicely when it comes to age.

: I'm glad to hear that, though I didn't do as well as Yukari nor Ran.

: It is to be expected that the esteemed Yukari-sama be honored, Chen. Do not forget that you are her shikigami's shikigami.

: Ah, so that's where the title comes from...

Shhh. But indeed. I suppose that Chen's main issue is that unlike Yukari or Ran she really hasn't been front and center. At least as far as official games go, though at least she does appear in fighting games as part of other character's attacks. She just needs something to shine other than a few memes or so!

: I suppose you should have waited until it was MY time to shine, but regardless now that your blog and discussion is over I'll keep my promise of de-eye-ing you!

*Chen gets in a fighting pose, her red nails at the ready. Pun unintended.*

Listen, I may be bad at writing blogs but you can't punish me because of that! Though I suppose that if I'm boring I fail at making an entertaining blog...

: Don't worry, as I'm sure that people understand... After all, look at the subject matter...

: I will not stand for that excuse!

: Nor will I!

Me neither! In fact lacking a stand is why I need that gauntlet thingy!

: I am not entertained by that pun, so prepare to be destroyed by my cats!

: Didn't you try to do that last week?

: I have confidence that they are rested up!

*She poses and attempts to use the cats to slash up Topaz.*

Oh no! It's like that one Lynx attack!

*Fortunately Chen's cats are once again not following orders.*

: H-hey! I promised you rewards if you would take down Topaz! What gives?

*All the cats perk up, some ears flicking.*

: There. Now go and slash up Topaz!

*However they run away, likely in the search of other food.*

: Someone must have opened a can or something...

: Nooo! Well, I suppose that I still have my danmaku fireworks!

*Chen pulls them out, only to have Ran grab her wrist before she throws them.*

: Enough of this. I had hoped that having such unruly cats in your “town” would help you to understand how unfortunate cat underlings can be when they don't obey. Now, would you like to give Topaz the gauntlet?

: But...

: Yes, yours is indeed quite large. But if you don't stop impeding Yukari-sama's gift, I shall spank it!

*Chen's plump cheeks clench, though still maintain their beautiful plump softness. The camera even has a great view as well.*

: F-fine then... I suppose that I've lost. If the glove is all that Topaz wants I'll give it to him...

This seems a lot easier than it could have been.

: I blame you being lazy...

That may be, but I still work hard on my blogs! And thank you for understanding!

: PSYCHE!

*She tosses the fireworks at Topaz, as Ran had let go of her wrist. Fortunately they don't damage him as much as expected, as they were mostly avoided and decorative.*

: E-EH? Those must have been duds!

Luckily! Has no one told you not to throw fireworks, especially at someone? At least you aren't spinning to make it even more confusing!

: Good thing you have evasion, Topaz!

I agree!

: Fine... I apologize for trying to kill you. I'll give you this, but you still said some unfair things about me!

More that I probably underscored you, but you aren't high among my favorites in Touhou. You're very much middle of the road, though it isn't like I hate you either.

: Except in Touhou Labyrinth where you're hardly used!

Being fair that isn't Chen's fault. She is built for evasion, but like early builds of FF6 that stat is useless!

: I don't understand that reference, but I suppose I can give this to you. I have to get my cats back together!

*Chen gives Topaz the gauntlet and scampers off like a cat.*

Well, that's one problem solved.

*He puts the black glove on his left hand.*

Hmmm, feels pretty good. But I don't feel any closer to my stand.

: I'm sure it'll be better eventually. So what's another problem?

Oh, I still need to get back home. We never figured that out.

????: Do not worry, as I will help you with this~

*Topaz, Riri, and Ran look around, but eventually they see the source of the familiar voice. Inside a gap was Yukari, who pops her head out.*

: YUKARI-SAMA! What are you doing here, and how long were you watching?

: Well, I wanted to make sure you were doing everything properly.

: Is that the ONLY reason?

: Certainly not, as I wanted to see how well Chen and Ran did. I'm glad to score better than either~

I mean that is no surprise. But it sounds like you're going to help us back home.

: But of course! Consider it thanks for making my ass so gigantic and gassy~

*She opens a gate for Topaz and Kimiko.*

Glad we could gift you such a great size, and were able to do blogs on you, your shikigami, and your shikigami's shikigami.

: Pretty soon the word “shikigami” is going to sound stupid...

: Hopefully you won't need to us it too much. Good luck on your escapades!

Thank you, and good luck! Both of you!

*With that Topaz and Kimiko leave through the time warp. They arrived at his house, gently so that they don't fall on anyone. Riri comes running in.*

: FINALLY! I was wondering when you'd be back! Any news?

Yukari told me to wear this gauntlet and find some kind of gemstones that are attracted to horrible people.

: Great. ANOTHER random collection plot!

: And now that we're done in Gensokyo I'm going to nap to recharge my batteries. Topaz is all yours, Riri.

: E-EH?! (I thought he was always mine... No, I can't say that out loud!)

I think she means as an assistant.

: O-of course that is what she meant! That said, it sounds like you've finished up this month with a lot of Touhou characters. So who are you going to be talking about next time?

Well, I suppose that it's time to look at a certain girl. A girl with two BIG, round ones!

*Topaz makes a familiar finger action, as if fondling something. Ririchiyo sighs, pressing her hand against her forehead.*

: (I bet that it's not the obvious, as Topaz is far smarter than to do that-or at least these days... It's probably his attempt at humor...) I know that isn't what you meant, but aren't you afraid of being punched as a result?

Don't worry. I'll be safe, as I'm not a bully. And I'm not from space either, I'm from right here on Earth!

: Well, I suppose I think I know who you're going to be talking about next time. Or perhaps shall we have a sandwich for lunch. With extra BREAD.

Precisely! Now I hope that my readers know who I'm talking about. If not, they'll find out next time. Until then, readers!

*With that Topaz ends the blog for the week, looking forward to next time.*

Anime Relations: Gensou Mangekyou: The Memories of Phantasm

This is the seven-hundred-eighty-second week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We join Topaz and Kimiko as they stand outside the Yakumo residence. Beside them is a tall fox girl with her arms folded into her sleeves.*

: It would appear that you have began the blog.

That I have. Granted time-wise it's not that long since the previous one.

: It does feel like mere minutes. However, I can tell that a week has taken place in your reality.

: W-wait, you mean that his world is spinning far faster than Gensokyo?

: That I do not. If you desire I can calculate the rotation that such a difference would entail, but I assume that you don't want to hear about that.

True as we would probably be confused by the math. And don't worry, we, er, pre-record blogs like this! So don't take any topical things we say seriously.

: Granted most references you make are of old SNES games.

Wooo! Super Mario RPG Switch!

: ...See what I mean...

: Were you not angry at Hayate for such a thing?

Shhh, you don't need to bring that up. But truthfully there's a difference between my blogs set in modern times and Hayate's which was back by a good amount of years at times but couldn't help making contemporary references.

: I see. That is a reason. Now, shall we go and search for Chen?

But I want to talk about you today!

: That is not the task that I was assigned. Now, shall we be off?

I suppose that Yukari did tell us to go get the gauntlet, which is an item which no doubt will help me defeat the next boss.

: You've barely just fought someone and you're already planning on fighting one with no hints whatsoever...

I mean it's good to be prepared. Regardless that doesn't mean that we can't talk about you on the way.

: I do not see why, even if you are someone who enjoys talking about girls. I am sure that you wish to get the gift from Yukari-sama and be on your way...

Not at all! Besides, don't you want to know how much I like you?

: I care not for such things.

: But if you let Empry talk about you, you know your ass will become even bigger!

*Kimiko starts touching her fox tails, only to have the tall beauty pull them away and glare back at her.*

: I did not give you permission to TOUCH.

: My apologies, but your tails look so fluffy and beautiful.

: I appreciate the compliments, but I did not wish for you to do that. As for you, Topaz. Why would I even want my backside to become large? It would only be in the way!

Don't worry, as I'm sure there are plenty of people who would love to help you support such plump asscheeks. And you can call it an ass too. As for why they would want it large, it's obvious for additional sexiness!

: I do not see the point. We can get to Chen much more efficiently if we do it in silence.

I suppose it would be easier to find her as she wouldn't run away, but it wouldn't be entertaining to watch. Or read about I suppose.

: Being entertaining is not my purpose. I only have to aid you in getting the gauntlet back from Chen.

Indeed. Though I hope that it won't end up in a Thantos-like situation.

: Probably not, as you know so little about Marvel or DC or anything like that.

That is a good point. Regardless I really want to talk about you.

: I can understand your desires, but I do not mind not knowing...

: That is too bad, as Yukari allowed Topaz to blog about him.

: I do suppose that she deserves it more than I would, as I am naught but a lowly shikigami.

: But did she not order you to allow Topaz to blog about you?

*The fox girl looks shocked.*

: I-I do not recall Yukari-sama saying such a thing... B-but if she did, and I disobey her...

*She looks at her hands, as if judging which would be worse.*

: I cannot remember if she said it or not... As such, in order to not disobey her I shall allow your blog!

*She gets on her hands and knees to beg.*

: Please, Topaz. I wish for you to talk about me. I cannot disobey Yukari-sama's orders!

I'm glad to hear you've changed your mind, so let's announce that...



*Topaz leans towards Kimiko, whispering in his assistant's ear.*

Hey, I don't remember Yukari mentioning that either. Though it might just be my poor memory...

: *whispering back* Don't worry. I made it up so that we can talk about Ran. I'm sure that your readers will appreciate it, both to keep from being boring and because Ran is awesome.

: Might I ask what you two are talking about over there? You seem quite... secretive...

Do no worry about it. It is just mentioning how I'll go over you during the blog.

: I see then. Well, I suppose that we shall start our search for Chen.

: Already? But we've just started the blog!

: Yes, and I believe that Topaz is able to talk about me while we search. Do not worry, as even if my legs are quite long I shall stay slow as to not outrun you.

That's a relief. Though before we begin I have something important to do.

: Please do not say that you must touch my tails...

*Ran glares at Kimiko.*

: No my fault they look so big and fluffy!

That's not the only part Ran has in the back that's big and fluffy...

*Topaz pokes the fox shikigami's plump cheeks, which are squeezed tighter in her majestic outfit.*

: AH~ N-no! Do not touch my bottom either!

I was just seeing how much bigger it looked before. I'm not sure why my powers do this, but I doubt anyone minds.

: If anything I'd say that the girls appreciate their new looks. ASS they should!

Exactly! And don't forget that you can say “ass” too, Ran.

: I would rather not use such vulgar phrases! That said, I can tell that your blog has already taken effect...

And your ass will become even bigger!

: WHAT?! How will I be able to aid Yukari-sama in such a way...

: I mean you now have more reason to expand the doorways, which she'll appreciate.

Plus you look amazing as expected! Not too bad for just a minor change, but I'm sure it'll become even bigger!

: No wonder I had to repair Yukari-sama's clothes so much...

Precisely! Though more about your foxy “tail” later. Right now I have to explain that your name “Ran” has another meaning.

: And he doesn't mean the verb, nor the Aikatsu idol!

Right on both counts! Apparently the kanji for it can also be used for the word “Indigo” as all of Yukari's family has color names. It's an interesting trait, and I like it.

: Indeed. And the name matches my tabard as well.

That it does, but more about that later on. How about we begin with the blog proper?

: I approve, as I want to see what this “blog” is all about...

Then let's start, as the best way is to see for yourself!

*With that Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Surprisingly Ran has really short hair, as I always think of her having longer hair. Maybe I'm seeing her tails by her neck and think it's longer hair, but she has a fairly short cut. I do think it's a little longer in certain games, but only about to her shoulders or so. Otherwise it's a bobcut which only reaches about to her chin, which his pretty dull. Her hair is also golden, but the shortness makes it seem less interesting than say Yukari's. That said, there are certain palette swaps that change Ran's hair color though usually in fox-like colors like silver or white. She also wears a hat like most Touhou characters, which seems to be a modified mob hat with two big triangles on it to hide her ears. I don't think we've seen her ears in canon, so I cannot describe them (it may have helped her as animal ears are cute and other characters have shown them). The hat has little tassels at the end and are covered in various talismans for some reason. It's a pretty unique hat but again Ran hasn't shown off her animal ears properly as far as I know. Regardless, overall Ran does fairly well here though I would have appreciated if her hair was long too.
Grade: B-

===Eyes===
Ran has golden eyes to match her hair color (both on her head and her tails), which does look better here than in the previous area. She has fairly nicely shaped eyes, though it is a little different as with most Touhou characters due to not being too consistent. Still, she seems to have tsurime in the manga and it looks pretty good. As usual she lacks glasses, which isn't surprising but is still unfortunate. Overall Ran does pretty good here, even if she doesn't stand out too much.
Grade: B

===Face==
Again Ran doesn't stand out here, though that's not a bad thing either (nor was it bad in the previous area either). She has a lot of traits that I enjoy, such as a small dot nose and I think personality-wise she's on the stoic side when it comes to Gensokyo residents. She also has soft features and looks nice too. Overall not a lot to mention, but that happens with Touhou characters and Ran still looks pretty good for my tastes.
Grade: B

*Topaz, Ran and Kimiko are looking in various alleyways for Chen. He interrupts them though.*

So what do you think, Ran?

: What do I think? I do not think that Chen is here, so we should try looking elsewhere.

I don't mean about that, even if it is pretty important. I mean about the blog.

: You WERE listening, right?

: But of course. My hat may be covering my ears, but that does not impede my listening skills.

That's a relief, though it is unfortunate that you aren't more proud of your ears. I figure that they look cute.

: C-cute...

*Ran blushes from Topaz's compliment, but soon coughs with her fist in front of her mouth. She resumes her pose of having her arms crossed in her sleeves.*

: You are incorrect, not that I will prove it to you. That said, I do wonder why I did so poorly when it comes to my hair.

Didn't I already explain it?

: Don't you usually explain it multiple times?

Fair point. But it's due to your hair being very boring, Ran.

: ... Boring?

Yes. I always think that you have long hair due to your tails but your hair is nothing more than a short cut! Even the image I'm using for my blogs makes you look longer than you actually are!

: So it is because of my short length?

Pretty much, yes. Well, that and the optical illusion and inconsistencies. The color isn't great, as even if I don't mind Yukari's blonde hair having so many characters with blonde hair in close proximity is a little tiring. Just a little, of course.

: I see then. And what do you think of my hat?

Besides hiding your ears I don't see a problem with it. In fact, with the talismans and bumps for your ears it's pretty unique.

: I thank you. And while my hair is not to your liking it would appear that my eyes are?

Exactly! Granted it does help that you match like that, but golden eyes are pretty. You also have a pretty good eye shape too, Touhou art style considered, and other than not wearing glasses I don't see too much of a problem.

: I second that. But while it is not canon allow me to remedy that!

*Kimiko uses her powers to give Ran a pair of glasses, which the fox girl sighs from.*

: I am not here to play games, Kimiko.

*She takes them off, only to realize that she is still wearing the same pair as soon as she takes it off. Ran does it a few more times, creating a pile of discarded glasses.*

Wow, just a bit more and we'll be able to escape Castle Shadowgate!

: Didn't you already make a joke like that a while back...

I mean sure, but when haven't I drilled dumb references into people's heads and overused them?

: This is far too ridiculous. I suppose that I should just keep my glasses on.

Good plan. It will make your face look even cuter, even if it's not shown in the picture nor affects your score.

: I understand, as it is not canon. Much like my... er, growing backside...

*Ran shows off her “tail” once again, shaking her enormous hips and making her cheeks jiggle. Her clothes even tear, showing off her massive ass.*

: N-no! My outfit is being torn, just like with Yukari-sama's!

True, but it looks great! Seeing your fat flab slowly emerge from the tears looks even sexier!

: I can't believe that I would be humiliated like this...

: Don't worry. With as few readers as Topaz has I doubt this will spread at all.

Ouch, my self-confidence. But don't worry, as we still have more to talk about!

: You do?

I mean there's other sections, but I can't forget about your face. Then again there isn't all that much to talk about, but once again you're a very cute girl!

: C-cute...

*She blushes again, pulling the sides of her hat down in embarrassment.*

: I am far too old and tall to be “cute”. Unlike with Chen. Speaking of which, w-we should continue our search!

*Ran then leaves Topaz and Kimiko as she exits the alley. Luckily the two of them follow closely.*

H-hey! I said that I had more to talk about! And I want you to hear the rest of the blog too!

: Get back to it then, and we can search for Chen in the meantime.

Good plan, let's continue!

*With Kimiko and Topaz following Ran he goes onto the next sections of the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Ran's body is ultimately unknown, other than the obvious. Granted she does seem to have a somewhat hourglass, curvy figure which isn't too bad and looks nice. Would be better if she showed off her ass, which is expected I suppose. The problem with that is that Ran does have 8 fox tails, which are very fluffy. It's not like they're some plug, but they're probably rooted at her tailbone and thus would probably hide her ass as a result (or at least the downward pointing ones). I will say that Zun sees Ran as being on the tall side, but no further information about her measurements are known (though tall girls are good). Other than touching her fluffy tails she doesn't have anything too memetic about her body either. Well, other than being seen with folded arms a lot but I wouldn't count that. Still, Ran does seem to have a fairly curvy body, and while her fluffy fox tails are pretty awesome I hope that she can hide them to show off her ass.
Grade: B

===Chest===
As said previously Ran really doesn't have any memetic body parts and that includes here. Even if she's taller and on the older side she's not too mamocentric in fanart, and in the games and manga she seems to be on the more modest side. This doesn't mean that she's flat though, as she does have a fair curve (especially in Silent Sinner in Blue). Still, overall Ran does quite well when it comes to this area, even if she's not a tallflat. She just doesn't show of too much, at least in canon works.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Sadly Ran only has one outfit, even if I suppose that isn't too unusual for game characters but it still hurts her somewhat here. Luckily it is a pretty nice and unique one, being a white dress with purple cuffs and collar. Like Yukari's outfit she'll wear a tabard over it, though an indigo one with white designs. Sadly she doesn't even get an alternate outfit in the mobile games, at least that I've seen. I will say that she at least has other designs thanks to the fighting game's palette swaps, and she wears varied styles with this outfit such as black white and red, a gold outfit, and a green tabard among many others. The various colors help a little with the variety, and I do like Ran's outfit even if it isn't too revealing so overall she does well. Though I do wonder if she has a single big hole or many small ones to slip her tails through...
Grade: B

*Ran is blushing after hearing Topaz talking about her in such a way.*

H-hey, it's not like I was that perverse! Or at least not more than any girl I've talked about in the past.

: I do not know what you are talking about. Especially as I am only a shikigami. I do not care about what you might think about my body and ass-I-I-I mean my backside!

*She panics cutely.*

: And what an ass it is!

*Kimiko pokes Ran's enormous cheeks, which were much more easily seen due to having increased so much in size. Her cheeks have split apart her dress, showing each one in glorious and sexy detail. She tries using her tails to cover up, but her ass has expanded to the point where she could no longer hide it at all.*

: S-stop looking! I'm too exposed!

Nonsense as you look great! More glorious scenes like this need to happen, and you would have done so much better!

: I-I refuse to think that!

You would have a least scored better for this blog. That said, you don't score poorly. Your tall height certainly helps out, and your tails are cute even if they hide your ass a fair amount.

: I'm just glad that she can't hide it now!

: To think that I would be so humiliated...

You say that, but Yukari was the one that wanted me to talk about you.

: I do suppose I have to do as she says, but that does not mean that I need to be happy.

It's alright! You've got a great body, even if you're only a shikigami. And it's not like you're mamocentric, even if you are an “adult” in the series. At least as far as the canon goes.

: It's one area it's better to ignore fanart...

: I see... And while it is unfortunately torn through it does seem like you enjoyed my outfit.

I mean it doesn't show off a lot unfortunately and you do lack variety. However, I do like how similar it looks to Yukari's but being different color-wise, and the palette swaps in the fighting games are cool too.

: Though in all fairness she tends to match Yukari, though she doesn't have as recognizable look-alikes sadly. She should have had a Sakuya to match Yukari's Patchouli!

I agree with that!

: I see, so you want me to dress more closely to Yukari-sama.

Indeed. But perhaps we should continue our search for Chen

: I agree with that idea...

*Ran even looks in a trash can, bending over and showing off her huge bare ass. Her tails even stay out of the way by coincidence, and she shakes her hips really nicely to jiggle her fat cheeks.*

Looks beautiful. I didn't know night had fallen but seems there's a full moon out!

: And I thought that the rabbits are the only “lunatic” characters around~

: Please do not stare at my ass....

But it's so huge we can barely see past it!

: No way we can get into the alley with that wide load there! Not that it's bad, of course.

: You should not exagger...rate...

*Ran turns around to face Topaz and Kimiko but her fat ass becomes stuck. She squirms but eventually frees herself, and afterward she raises her fist.*

: To make a mockery of me. I do not care what Yukari-sama says, I'm going to get rid of you so that no one finds out about this!

: Oh no! Who knows what could happen if Topaz dies in Gensokyo!

*She's about to punch Topaz but hears a voice. It's barely a whisper, but Ran's fox ears tremble under her cap.*

: Chen...

E-eh?

: I hear her. Come, follow me!

A-alright...

*Ran then takes Topaz's and Kimiko's hands, pulling the blogger and assistant behind her.*

And she thought her fat ass would slow her down...

: Well, since she's pulling us how about you continue with her blog?

Good plan, at least if I don't distract her. Fortunately she'll probably listen, so let us get on with the blog!

*With that Topaz continues onward with the last sections.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
As mentioned previously Ran is Yukari's shikigami which is like a familiar. Granted shikigami in Gensokyo tend to be used similar to how we would treat a computer, which surprised me when I heard about it. Granted I don't have a problem with Ran being super-smart and good at calculations, but in the information books it seems like Yukari believes in “percussive maintenance”. That means she gives Ran a whack with her umbrella at times, but both of them seem alright with this arrangement. Ran is usually a kind caretaker of Yukari, obediently following her and not getting into too many fights. She does seem to have a stronger past than expected, as the latest game gives her a history with beast realm (especially Yuuma), though she left them due to their bestial nature and traditions. She helps the heroes push back against the animal realm. Ran is extremely powerful as well, even if she does get used as a projectile in some of Yukari's attacks. Finally, as a fox she seems to have a thing for fried tofu and can be seen purchasing it occasionally. Ran has had a lot of voice actresses, though being fair most are for “fan games” or so. These include Yurika Aizawa in Lost Word, Yuu Kobayashi in Koumajou Densetsu, and Yuu Shimamura in Tokyo Spell Bubble. Overall Ran is a really impressive character, even if by being her shikigami she hangs around Yukari a lot. But that does mean Ran likely has a lot of housework experience, which is always a good thing.
Grade: B

===Libido==
Ran's libido isn't shown off too much, at least as far as I know. She's a devoted shikigami to Yukari, doing her work as a servant and obeying her orders. That's fine, it's not a sexual relationship (I think, at least as far as canon goes) but it is unfortunate that Ran is effectively the “bottom” in that relationship. She seems to have a good relationship with her own shikigami, Chen, but fans tend to go overboard with her reactions which include nosebleeds from the cuteness. The recent game at the time of writing also has her knowing Yuuma, the goat spork girl, in the distant past, and due to the notable mythical rivalry as a fox girl she occasionally but heads with Mamizou in fan works. Overall nothing too strong when it comes to this area for Ran, but she doesn't seem adverse to it either.
Grade: B-

===Age===
Being fair Ran is probably very old, as she's Yukari's Shikigami. We don't have a proper description of her age sadly, with the only clue being her body. No, not like that perverts. What I mean is that Ran is a 9 tailed fox, and Japanese mythos claim that it takes a fox a hundred years to grow a tail. This means that she is likely at least 800 years old, but could be older. Not that it really matters, as she's so powerful she's ageless and isn't too picked on for her age. Overall Ran is an excellent older girl, being centuries old but looking like a twenty year old or so, it's hard to tell but the point is that she looks great.
Grade: A+

Total Grades: 74
Average score: 8.2
Final Grade: B

*Ran slides to a particular alleyway, where a bakeneko is waiting surrounded by cats.*

: CHEEEEN!

Oof, that was a lot more bumpy than I expected...

: I blame Ran running a lot faster than we would have expected...

: R-Ran! What are you doing here?

: I was looking for you, as Yukari-sama told me to give the gauntlet that I lent you to Topaz. I was not supposed to let you play with it, and as a result I had to endure Topaz's blog.

E-endure?

: Hey, at least she has at least 1 hp remaining.

: W-wait, who's there? I can hear voices but your ass and tails are hiding them from me... Wait, why is your ass so massive, M-ASS-ter?

: A side effect of having Topaz talk about me. But despite my expressions, I did enjoy hearing him talk about me.

That's a relief!

: Not as fond of how unwieldy my ass has become though...

: I'm sure you'll get used to it. Though it does look incredible...

*Kimiko and the camera show off Ran's ass, which had burst even further through the dress to the point where nothing could cover her immense cheeks. Even her tails couldn't cover her plump jiggly cheeks.*

: P-please don't stare at it...

At least you're more relaxed calling it an “ass” now.

: I thought that was you just forgetting to write her lines properly.

I would never-alright, maybe but not in this case! Though it's a shame that her libido is low in canon.

: I do not mind, as I am just a loyal shikigami.

True, but you're not in charge of Chen who is your shikigami!

: That's right!

: I imagine that Topaz really wanted to put “Meowth” first after writing that...

You know me so well. But indeed being on the submissive side is the main issue. You more than made up for it with your age, as ageless entities such as yourself score wonderful!

: I appreciate it, as well as not being called a “hag”.

Certainly not, I know better than to use such language. I can only imagine Yukari is keeping an eye on us, somehow. Even while sleeping.

: That's just how it is, but don't forget to compliment Ran's personality.

That's true, as she is a great girl and loyal servant. I wouldn't have known that she was almost automated due to how shikigami are in Gensokyo, and I liked learning about her connections to the beast realm. Makes me glad that I waited to talk about her.

: You know that's just a coincidence, Empry...

: That is alright. If he is happy with my blog, then I am happy as well. It seems that I did not score as well as Yukari-sama, which is understandable.

*She turns to the bakeneko.*

: Now, Chen. If you would be so kind as to give Topaz the gauntlet we may be on our way.

: You'll have to defeat me for it! And you'll never make it past my loyal guardians!

*The cats around Chen laze about, yawning and some even wander away. She looks and tries to call them back.*

: H-hey, you're one of the elite generals of four! You can't just leave my flank open to attack!

It looks like you don't have as big a handle on things as you thought...

: No matter! I'll be sure to have them prepared by next time!

Sounds like the next blog will be about a catgirl shikigami! I'm sure that my fans are excited!

: But not AS excited as they were for Yukari and Ran, I imagine...

Regardless we have a plan at least! Catch you all next week!

*With that Topaz ends the blog for the week, with a catgirl battle in the future...*

Anime Relations: Gensou Mangekyou: The Memories of Phantasm

This is the seven-hundred-eighty-first week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We join Topaz and a surprising assistant coming up to a Japanese-style building.*

Thanks again for leading me here. Hopefully people don't mind that I'm here, being a guy and everything.

: Well, it's not like it's your first time here either. You've been here on a yearly basis after all.

True, but usually it's because I died and came here without being alive. I hope that it won't be a problem with all the barriers we had to go through.

: You have no idea how much paperwork I needed to do... Luckily you're here to visit one of the keepers of the barrier, plus you've done Reimu some time ago as well.

That's right! I suppose that I should inform the readers where we are right now. After the major battle last week I lost my stand, and as a result we came to Gensokyo to meet with a certain person.

: Topaz says that it's to get his stand back, but I think that he just wants to talk about this girl after so long.

It HAS been a while, true. But that's not the only reason!

: And is the other reason that one upcoming game with the fitting voice actress?

Certainly not! I found that out after I said I was going to be talking about her. And that means that I was planning on this girl for a few weeks-er, I-I mean...

: Don't worry, I'm sure that the readers know that you have a good plan. Well, usually...

True. But putting that aside we didn't come all this way to chat on the porch! We have a blog to do!

*Topaz then knocks on the door, waiting patiently. Soon a tall foxy servant comes out.*

: May I help you?

: I'm surprised that you didn't use a “You rang?” reference.

: I am sorry. I do not understand.

It's alright. We're from outside Gensokyo.

: I see.

*She starts to close the door, but luckily Topaz shoves his foot in between the frame and door. It stops.*

N-no, you don't understand.

: Please. The mistress is slumbering, and I cannot have you interrupt her sleep.

But we made sure that she would know we are coming.

: She did not tell me of such an arrangement, and I cannot imagine she would not inform me. Now, if you will not leave our residence I shall eject you... FORCIBLY.

*The foxy servant gets in a battle pose, but soon rustling comes from inside.*

: RA-AN! Where are you? Yawn~

: Unfortunately it seems that while we had not battled yet my mistress has still awoken. I should let her deal with you, but I shall allow her to rest again and take care of you myself...

*She starts to have glowy hands, but the woman inside continues to talk.*

: W-wait, is that... TOPAZ! To think that you would come this quickly. I was not expecting you for another week!

Sorry to interrupt your sleep like this, but do you mind if we come in and talk?

: Of course! Ran, see them in!

: See? We were supposed to be here!

: You are lucky that my mistress is in such a good mood.

*The foxy lady allows Topaz and Kimiko inside. They sit down at a table with another tall blond beauty on the other side.*

: So it seems that you have finally arrived to talk about me. I am surprised, as after you talked about Yuyuko that you would come for me~

I mean I only talked about her last time! Though I do suppose that I did have one more spot which Mokou took...

: Topaz isn't always able to keep girls from invading his blog. And being fair he wanted to talk to you still.

: Oh? That is quite good. After all, I know that your little friend Zettai is a big fan of mine~

That he is! But don't think that he's the only one. I wanted to talk about you too.

: I am glad to hear that, though I am sure that there was another reason that you waited so long, was there not~

*She has a smug smile as she points her fan towards Topaz.*

Yes... I suppose that I should admit it...

: You don't have to, Topaz! You're not doing that plot line any longer!

All the more reason that I can spill it. But indeed, there was a time when Yukari was going to be a big boss. Her and two other all-knowing witches meaning Beatrice from Umineko and Yuuko from XXXHolic.

: Wait, you haven't even seen Umineko...

That's true. I'm also extremely bad at playing visual novels, so I'd probably miss out on a lot of things. I suppose that I could have caught up on XXXHolic somewhat easily, but... eh... There's other series I'd want to watch.

: Do not worry, as I understand what you are talking about. Both being too distracted by other shows, and that you wanted to have me be far more influential on your blog.

Exactly! But as said I've trashed that idea some time ago as it wasn't working out. Fortunately I can still talk about you... Well, if you want me to.

: Oh? I do suppose that it has been some time since I have had a lot of attention.

: I blame Touhou not being as all-encompassing as it once was. I blame gatcha games, both becoming too popular and distracting people from better games.

: I do hope that you do not mention a certain... issue as well...

You mean your age? I will still bring it up, but I will say in advance you will not have anything to worry about.

: That is a relief. As such, I shall allow you to talk about me Topaz~

Then let's no waste any more time, as I am happy to say that...



*The foxy servant places drinks in front of Yukari and the two guests before heading off.*

: I hope that you enjoy your discussion, Yukari-sama.

: Do not worry, as I know that Topaz only has good things to say.

You'll have to listen to find out, but I will be daring and say you've done quite well.

: Don't forget to mention how purple she is, Topaz!

: Yes, my name is “Yukari”.

Oh, Kimiko means that your first name is “Yukari” which is written like “purple” is. I imagine you wear a lot of purple outfits as a result.

: But of course. Though I do apologize for my purple dress...

Why are you apologizing? It's a great outfit!

*She stands up and spins around slowly, inspecting herself. Especially her ass, which is huge and tight even with the outfit being so loose otherwise. She even fondles and bounces her massive cheeks too.*

: Well, it is my sleepwear and I was slumbering until you came. I was not able to change... Though it is quite odd. I have never felt this tight, but ever since you started the blog my clothes have been tight. I mean my ass has always been so BIG and MEATY but...

: Oh, that's just Topaz. His blogs causes girl asses to become bigger!

Sometimes I forget to mention it though... Sorry if that's a problem.

*Ran bursts inside.*

: BUT OF COURSE! Do you know how beautiful Yukari-sama's body once was? And now you have ruined the balance of her curves with your blog! It seems like I have to do what I thought and take care-

*Yukari smacks her foxy assistant with a nearby umbrella, causing a big bump.*

: Ran, you do not need to become angry on my behalf. I do not mind my ass becoming bigger as it will surely help out.

: M-my mistake. I shall go back and await further commands...

*Ran then leaves, closing the door behind her. Yukari lets out a sigh.*

: I must say it is quite difficult to find a good shikigami these days... But do not worry, as I enjoy my new backside. Though if it gets any bigger I'll surely tear out of my clothes!

*Topaz speaks completely monotone.*

Oh no, what would we possibly do.

: True, you'd be far from the first. And hopefully not last one!

: I see then, so this sort of thing happens quite often. I will make sure Ran gets outfits made in anticipation, so go on and speak about me. I await your kind words~

Then let's get started with Yukari's blog properly!

*With that Topaz begins the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Yukari has some fantastic hair, even if the color could be better. In general at least, as I do think her blonde hair fits well with her purple clothes and white hat for some reason. I really like how long it is, going past hips though sadly I suppose that does mean it probably covers her ass occasionally. I also like how Yukari's hair is wavy and wide, even if that does cause issues with her ass too as it means that even if her ass is wide it'll be covered. It does look good though, like rows of wheat in a pretty way. Oh, and some of her alternate outfits in the fighting games give her different hair colors, which certainly help too. She also wears small red bows at the bottom to add a little bit of color too. Yukari's bangs are nice, at least in the fighting games and manga as it's hard to tell in the games themselves. She has a big middle bang and her sides are long too going to her chest with little bows as well. We can't forget about her hat, as she wears a white mob cap/Zun hat with a big red ribbon on it. Overall pretty good I'd say, Yukari could have used darker hair but blonde isn't too big of an issue with the variety in the cast and outside of potential ass-hiding her long hair is very beautiful.
Grade: B+

===Eyes===
Yukari has some slight issues when it comes to this area, mostly due to inconsistencies between media forms. Fortunately the general shape of her eyes are usually similar, with a very nice tsurime or straight upper lid which fits her manipulating personality. In some of the more detailed works she has slight eyelashes, but nothing too troubling. She also doesn't wear glasses, but there sadly aren't too many glasses-wearing residents of Gensokyo (though they're gaining more at a good pace). Yukari's main issue is that they can't decide on her eye color. The manga and anime seems to go with blue, which is unfortunate as blonde hair and blue eyes is overrated. It seems that the official Zun-made games give her purple eyes, fitting considering her name, which I'd like more due to purple being my favorite eye color. On the other hand the fighting games give her a dark yellow/golden color which looks nice and matches her hair. Overall Yukari's eyes are quite great in shape, but I'd prefer a little more consistency in eye color (though choosing either purple or golden, as both fit well with her).
Grade: B

===Face==
Yukari has a very nice face, at least if you're including the fighting games and manga. There are a lot of various art styles so she might look a little different, and as mentioned in previous blogs Zun's work isn't exactly the best (though it still inspires a lot of great things). And it's not like Yukari sticks out in any way compared to the other girls in the various media she's in, though I mean that in a good way. She's very beautiful with a small nose (usually) and soft features, befitting a lovely woman like her. Overall there isn't too much to talk about, but do know that Yukari has a really great face for my tastes.
Grade: B

: A-AH~

*Yukari lets out a moan.*

You don't have to groan like that, Yukari. I know that I said you'd do well, but B's are still quite great!

: I don't think that was a “groan”, Empry...

: That is correct. I believe that your blog is getting to me...

*Yukari stands up just in time for her enormous cheeks to burst out of her purple dress. Even her panties were no match, meaning that her “countless clouds” were completely exposed.*

I'd say there's a full moon, but those are some massive “clouds” in the way!

: Do you really want a “cloud” in the way, Topaz.

Er, you'd better keep that for Zettai. BUTT don't worry, as your ass looks beautiful!

*She bounces her cheeks a few times for the camera, even bending over to show off further.*

: You are right, though being fair my ass always looked stellar. I thank you for displaying it, if a little early.

I'm sure that anyone who sees an ass that gigantic would be an “early riser”... But we can't be too distracted...

: EMPRY! You're in the middle of the blog... and... wow, that is one sexy ass...

: But of course~ Topaz's enhancements are quite grand, are they not~

*Topaz and Kimiko shake their heads, not because they disagree but to snap back to reality.*

M-my apologies! But I suppose that I should mention that it is good that your hair isn't covering your ass even though it's so long.

: But of course. I cannot hide such delights from the world. But do not worry, as I still have long, wavy hair as you like.

That's always good to hear, and I can see it too. It looks beautiful as always, even if it is blonde. Fortunately that doesn't hurt you too much, even if I like darker colors.

: That is understandable, and I imagine there being quite a few blondes in Gensokyo doesn't help either.

Luckily other than Ran they aren't usually grouped with you too much. And at least it's a pretty color, as mentioned. I also like your cute hat too as it fits with your outfits, and in general you have great hair. I just wish you had blunt bangs as then you'd do even better.

: I understand, though I imagine some consistency would help in that area.

That it would. And the same for your eyes as well. You have either gold or purple eyes, and I wish people could decide!

: Do not worry, especially as I imagine that you like both.

It is true that both suit you well. The gold color compliments your hair well through matching, but your purple eyes are great as they match your clothing! Not to mention your “Yukari” name, as well as being my favorite eye color.

: I see, so you prefer purple? I am no that surprised~

True, but you are Zettai's girl so it doesn't concern me too much. And it is a shame you don't wear glasses either.

: OH? Because I am so aged? Is that what you want to say? Go on, and just call me a H-A-

*Kimiko fortunately interrupts Yukari before she says something she'd regret.*

: H-hold on! It's just that Empry has a major glasses fetish!

: Oh, I see then. Much like you, am I correct?

: Exactly!

: My apologies for the outburst, and my condolences for 16bit...

I can only hope that Konoha solves the issue properly! But don't worry, as your eyes and hair both do quite well. So does your face.

: My... face?

Certainly! Granted it's hard to tell from the shooter-type games, but the fighting games and manga all help out. Sadly the anime is unofficial, but you still look pretty in that as well.

: I am glad that you enjoy me in so many media styles. It means a lot to me.

But of course, as you're a very beautiful girl. Now, how about we continue with the blog?

: Sounds good to me~

Then let's-

*Suddenly a foxy servant busts in.*

: Yukari-sama~ I've finished mending an outfit for you. It should cover your huge ass, so put it on.

: I do no know, I am enjoying having my ass free.

: Please do not say that you're doing it to “air out”...

: That is a great idea, and I know just what to do...

*Yukari creates a gap, placing her enormous cheeks through it. Though even with her ability it was a tight fit. Meanwhile Zettai is muttering to himself as a gap opens up.*

Zettai: Grr... Why can't things I enjoy be more popular? And horrible things even less popular! W-wait, is that a gigantic ass...

*A certain youkai's ass peaches him and lets out a monstrous fart right against his ace, forcing Zettai to absorb it.*

PPPTTTHHHHWWWEEEEUUUURRRPPPHHH

Zettai: *Cough cough* but so good...

*Yukari then pulls her ass back through the hole and closes it.*

: Now, what were you saying Ran?

: I have made the ass on your clothing bigger, so that you are no longer mooning all the time.

: I would not normally cover my beautiful ass, but as you worked hard to fix this it is the least that I can do. But no fair watching me change, Topaz.

I understand. I'll stay in here and continue the blog. At least, if you don't mind and will allow me to.

: That is a good plan, as with you talking I'll know if you come closer. I look forward to hearing what you have to say.

But of course, so let's get going!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog, while Yukari takes her clothes from her foxy assistant and changes in another room. She is still able to hear what he is saying though.*

==Body==
===Build===
I'm not quite sure what to say about Yukari when it comes to her body, as it's hard to tell. She is usually on the fairly tall side, especially within the franchise, but she's occasionally oddly short in certain manga. I imagine she has a fairly curvy, mature body but this isn't a franchise that is know for fanservice. Well, at least when it comes to official work as fanart is completely different xD. This means Yukari doesn't show ass, at least as far as I know, which is a shame as could you imagine if she attacked with her ass like Marisa! As a youkai she is also a lot stronger than her slender but feminine figure might imply, as she's able to deflect Rinnosuke trying to hit her with a mallet with full strength and Meiling mentions how her body has more resistance than one might expect when bare-fisted punching. Overall I'd say that Yukari has a great curvy body but we aren't able to see it, if only her ass was as massive as some fanart might imply though!
Grade: B+

===Chest===
As one of the older and more mature girls Yukari is usually on the bustier side. I don't know too much about canon, at least as far as the games where there isn't too much of a difference usually. The manga and anime make her on the larger side, which isn't too bad and she's not usually too much of a cow (at least these days). She does have an issue of cover hair in the anime due to being in an onsen, but I don't know how much to count that. It's dumb sure, but it's also not “official” due to being fanmade. Still, Yukari overall does decently when it comes to this area, being on the bigger size but also not being too memetically large (at least for this series).
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Yukari has a pair of outfits, and possibly more in various mangas that I haven't read and thus don't know about. Still, we can talk about the main two. We first see Yukari in her casual outfit, which looks like a purple dress with a frilly white underpart and collar, with long white gloves that reach her elbows or so. She also has socks and shoes as well, though nothing too impressive (as I don't know if her socks even come to her knees). She often carries a parasol as well, regardless of outfit. Her other outfit, usually called a “Taoist outfit” in Japan and not just due to being Gogo's ultimate armor, is a white flowing dress with long sleeves and tied elbows with big cuffs. She also has a purple Chinese-inspired tabard over it as well. Since this is the outfit used in the fighting games she has a lot of color differences including black & white, a gold version, red and blue, and Patchouli or Yuyuko's color schemes. Apparently she also has a purple bikini in Lost World, but boo wearing a pareo sadly (she also wears a shirt and straw hat too). Overall while Yukari doesn't wear anything too fetishy but the variety helps slightly and I'd say that the outfits fit her pretty well and look elegant.
Grade: B

*Yukari returns just as Topaz has finished, wearing her white dress with tabard.*

Looks like you changed nicely, Yukari.

: Yes, but for the sake of your blog I shall retain my picture. We do not want people to be confused and think that I have suddenly become a different person.

: I doubt that anyone could mistake you. Both for your sheer power, and with your enormous ass.

*Yukari turns around and shows off her ass, bending forward slightly. Even though she has changed into a bigger size her ass is just as tight as before. She picks at her dress, jiggling the asscheeks that are tight against the fabric.*

: That is certainly true, and it is getting to be quite the handful...

More than that! Each cheek is bigger than my whole head! And I mean that as a compliment!

: Do not worry, as I figured that was the case. Though I am surprised that I did not score better...

I blame not being able to see too much of your body in canon. I can only imagine that you have a mature body, as you're so tall.

: And being “tall” is subjective, but one of the few official mentions of what you look like. Even though some official artwork makes you quite a bit smaller.

: Sometimes I like being a more portable size. Do not worry about it, as I like to do things like that on occasion.

I mean you are a powerful youkai, so why not. And I suppose not showing off helps out with your chest, even if this is Gensokyo and most characters seem flat. You are on the older side, but it isn't as noticeable in this area.

: Phew... I was about to curse you again. But I'm glad that you enjoy both my body and clothing. I don't wear anything too fetishy though...

: I mean you did break through your outfit...

: Eh?

*Just as Kimiko says that Yukari's new altered dress breaks open, revealing her jiggly cheeks. She has a cute panicked expression, and tries to contain her enormous cheeks but pulling on her torn skirt only makes her cheeks look softer and sexier.*

: Y-you must have planned this!

: I swear that I have nothing to do with this! Well, not that we know how Topaz's powers work, but regardless I don't think that I have a hand in them!

And even the tabard broke, so that's no hiding your ass!

: P-perhaps I'll stick my ass in a gap again!

Don't do that, unless you're going to be farting for Zettai again!

: I don't mean like that! Though since you mentioned it...

*Yukari opens a gap and pushes her enormous ass through it, the other end once again peaching Zettai.*

Zettai: A-AGAIN?!

BBBBHHHHWWWEEEEEUUURRRRRTTTTT

*He loves the strong otherworldly odors, but Yukari once again pulls her ass back through the hole. Her bare ass still looks incredible, and as Ran heard the powerful fart echo through the gap again.*

: Don't tell me that you've farted through another outfit, Yukari!

: I very much did not! It was already torn from my ass becoming bigger, then I let out a huge fart.

: That is not that different! But if you insist, perhaps I shall repair it once again... I'm running out of fabric and thread, what with how massive your ass has become...

: That is alright. I shall be fine, and I enjoy having my fat as be able to be seen.

*She shows off her fat ass proudly, jiggling her massive and soft cheeks.*

: And I believe that Topaz enjoys my outfit like this.

BUTT of course, though Zettai no doubt loves it even more! You have such a lovely huge ass!

: Thank you for appreciating so much about me, but I imagine that you are not done yet...

That's true, as we have some more areas to talk about.

: Then go right ahead, as I look forward to more of your kind words.

By your permission let us continue!

*With that Topaz heads towards the final sections.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
There's a lot to talk about when it comes to Yukari, as she's one of the most powerful characters in Gensokyo. Which is certainly saying something! She's the keeper of borders and boundaries, being a youkai who commands such things, and often knows all the plots going on in the franchise (usually having a hand in them herself). She has a lot of silly gap powers too, being able to teleport with gaps of eyes like some sort of elder god or something and she uses this in battle to not have to stand up or summon trains to bounce around enemies. Yukari is also extremely smart, both with knowing people and information as well as being good with numbers like a super computer or something. What keeps her from being too much of a Mary Sue is that she's incredibly lazy. Often times she's sleeping or bored, as she might sleep for the entire winter season, and takes a lot of effort to be called or pushed into something. If it wasn't for her friendship with Reimu she might be a villain, as she's also fickle, whimsical, and self-serving but in a good way I imagine. Or at least I think so. Yukari is just an enjoyable character, with a good amount of comedy but being able to be a serious threat before being defeated and joining the main cast. I will say that she could use more consistency with VAs, but considering most of that is done in fan works I suppose it's understandable. Still, between having voice work done by Kikuko Inoue (in Memories of Phantasm), Satomi Arai (Lost World), Aya Endo (Koumajou Densesu), Yukana (Touhou Cannonball), and Rina Hon'Izumi (Lost World-I think there's a lot of voices in the game for some reason). All great voice actresses, especially Kikuko Inoue who is well-known to do older girls well. And funny enough, it seems Yukari Tamura is voicing her in an upcoming game, who is also fitting both in name and voice xD.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
There is a lot of possibilities when it comes to this area. Yukari knows a lot of characters around Gensokyo and thanks to her teleportation can talk or get to them quickly. Of course, this also means her teleportation can be used in perverse ways though that's only in fan works (I think). Getting to the possible pairings probably the biggest one would be Yukari and Reimu, due to the two keeping up the Hakurei barrier up and pairing up in Imperishable Night and Subterranean Animism (though not Reimu's only partner in the latter). She knows Marisa too but isn't as close. Yukari also has a shikigami Ran who also has a shikigami Chen, but their relationship is more tool-based with Yukari smacking Ran occasionally with her umbrella (at least in the official works). She also has a plotting rivalry with Yuyuko, and she knows the other sages as well as a lot of the oni in the area before they went underground. She's also friends with the Eientei residents as well, and likely a lot more. So she has a lot of potential pairings but I'm not sure how intimate they are (in canon at least). Overall Yukari does a pretty good job, though I'd say that a lot of that might be inspired by various fanworks but that helps Touhou characters a bit too.
Grade: B

===Age===
Yukari is put in the group of “hags” of Gensokyo, which are the more mature girls in the franchise. Being fair her and Yuyuko are probably the two that started it, due to being introduced in the same game. That said, officially Yukari is over 1200 years old and was there when Gensokyo was created. She does seem to have a problem with her age, but she looks unbelievable (must be all the naps she takes). I'm not like others who would think that “hags” are a bad thing, as she's incredible when it comes to her age! Overall Yukari does perfectly here, being a great older girl and I mean that in the best way.
Grade: A+

Total Grades: 80
Average score: 8.9
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for the week. What did you think of it, Yukari?

: Looks like I've done quite well, I think. Though I certainly am glad to hear that you appreciate my age so much!

But of course! Granted I wouldn't put you in my “preferred” range directly, but considering your body you seem to fit pretty well into it. You also have an ageless body, which is always great.

: We don't look at a lot of ageless non-lolis, though I suppose they aren't too rare.

Indeed, especially in Gensokyo. Yukari is amazing as well.

: Oh ho~ You are praising me so much. And here I was afraid you would mock me for being so old.

You aren't that old, or at least don't seem that old. Unlike myself... Man do I feel the passage of age sometimes...

: You'll get used to it eventually. And much like my body, I may not have shown a lot of libido but you still scored me pretty well.

Granted I may be more than a little generous there, but characters like you are helped a lot by fanart.

: Both you in the dominant role and because you use your gap powers for sexy reasons.

: What can I say, I have a beautiful “gap” in back too~

*Yukari bends over and moons the camera with her even larger ass. She knocks over the cups on the table, though before they land she uses her gap powers to shift them back onto the table right side-up.*

: Phew, that could have been messy. I would have needed Ran to clean things up.

Thank goodness you are so skilled at using your gaps. And in all fairness that's why we came here.

: Oh? You mean you have a reason beside wanting to talk about me?

: Not that it wasn't another reason to come, as I'm sure Empry loved talking about you.

That I did! Yukari is an amazing character and watching over Gensokyo. Even if she's sleeping most of the time.

: Like a special-attacking Slaking.

Exactly, only likely more useful due to the sheer power. And she reminds myself of me, being a genius but lazy and wasting their talent.

: I am not sure if that is an insult towards me or not...

More like an insult towards myself, and how lazy I am. Plus I get distracted easily while writing my blogs, which isn't great.

: Luckily you made it through this one without any difficulties.

: That he did, and I am sure that he is glad to have talked about me.

Of course! I apologize for waiting so long!

: That is alright, as it allowed me to catch up on my beauty sleep...

*Yukari yawns cutely.*

: W-wait, didn't you have something else to talk about?

Yes! I had to use an item to super-charge my stand, which while useful caused me to lose it.

: Why are you asking me? Do I look like an expert of stands?

: More like an expert of SITTING with an ass like that-MMPPHH!

*For that Yukari sits and squishes the meganekko assistant. Fortunately Kimiko wasn't assaulted by her powerful youkai gases.*

: Enough. Now, Topaz, what do you say?

I'm jealous, and I'm sure Zettai is too... No, I have to keep my head on. I want to ask you because you're the master of boundaries, and this stand had portal-type powers.

: Ah, I see now. So what happened exactly?

I faced a terrible foe, a pink blight that was far too overpopular, mamocentric, and had everything terrible about her.

: ...You talked about Momo from To Love-Ru?

I mean I did at one point, but this one was Miruki from PriMagi.

: Heh, I see then. I can understand why you did that. So where is she now?

I have no idea. I used the last of my power to send her... somewhere. Might even be another dimension...



Not that it matters, as she'll likely never be back.

: Well, at first I was worried that your... stand or whatever, was pulled along with her. But it seems that the hole was not open long enough for such a thing.

: So what does that mean now?

: I believe that it is only yourself that you have closed off that part of your mind. If you had some tools I might be able to fashion something for you, but... Hey Ran?

*The foxy servant comes out.*

: You asked?

: I think that I have a glove for Topaz to hold what he might need. Do you know where that one gauntlet went to?

: G-gauntlet? The one with the gemstones in it?

Sounds like something made just for me!

: How coincidental...

: Yes, that one. Though I suppose that the gemstones have been sent around at this point. Those magical things always seem to be attracted to absolutely terrible people... No matter, as you should have the gauntlet itself.

: I-I don't know what you mean... I didn't h-have a gauntlet at all...

*Ran is looking very nervous, as if hiding something. Yukari is definitely suspecting something.*

: Ran... you DO have the gauntlet... Right?

: Er.... FINE! I cannot lie to you, Yukari-sama. I did have it, but I believe that Chen went off to play with it some time ago.

: I know that it isn't much without the gemstones' power, but that doesn't mean that you can let your Shikigami play with it!

: I apologize. How can I make it up to you?

: Well, as Topaz wants it to help bring his stand back you have to escort him to where Chen is. In the meantime I shall rest.

*Yukari quickly covers up and falls asleep. Ran lets out a sigh.*

: Well, if it is my lady's orders I cannot ignore them.

: Don't worry, as I imagine we'll need that glove to get Topaz back to his home world.

Makes sense, but in the meantime it looks like we might be talking about a certain foxy shikigami next time. Be sure to tune in, everyone!

*With that Topaz ends the blog for the week, with him, Kimiko, and Ran all leaving Yukari's home with her sleeping sound-well, she was snoring but still.*

Anime Relations: Dragon Ball Kai

*We begin this partial-blog at Topaz's place, as two grey blobs are returned to normal.*

: UGH! That was a horrible few moments. I really need a drink.

: You'd say that anyway, Rika.

: I mean that's not wrong, but something about being involved in another one of Topaz's villain's plots and being in such a poor appearance makes me want to drink.

: I do suppose we at least have our cuteness back.

: Ni-pah~

*Rika smiles cutely, with sparkles behind her showing how adorable she is.*

: So shiny!

: But of course, and I'm glad to have had Topaz save us like this.

: I agree! Though there's something I don't get.

: Well, normally your parents tell you this but you see when the birds and the bees-

: That's not what I'm talking about! Rather it's something that bothers me about the blog.

: What are you asking me for? I'm not Topaz. In fact, YOU are more like Topaz than I am, Kimiko!

: Fair point... But I'm still confused!

: About what?

: Well, you see he had all these stands and everything... I know they're based on Jojo names, but...

: AH! That makes a lot of sense. You haven't been around as much as I have.

: I mean technically but-

: In my series I grew up in the 80s. I know about older things, or at least have the knowledge to help you out.

: That's a big relief! Especially as I don't get Topaz's main ability...

: Should be fairly simple, isn't it? Something about manipulating doors or portals or something...

: It's more the name. What sort of name is “Journeymin”?

: Blame copyrights, even if they wouldn't care about something as worthless as Topaz's blog. Just cut off the last three letters and you'll have it.

: Last thre... OH!

: He originally thought of “Traveler” as the name but didn't want it confused with Step Mine. So it became “Journeyman” and then “Journeymin” for a little fantasy to it.

: I see. And being fair the band does fit with Topaz...

: That is certainly true. He likes his silly jokes after all. Let's check the computer to show our readers.

*Rika and Kimiko hop on Topaz's computer to show a video.*



: That really explains some things. Even his name is a Jojo reference!

: And he didn't even know it! Though I will mention that most of his abilities are based on their songs as well.

: Oh really? Then let's have a listen!




: Man, I hope that this blog won't become totally useless once people remove those videos.

: That's always a problem with having videos he doesn't own in the blogs. He thought of adding direct links, but those sites could always fail too.

: I remember the days when things on the internet would be around forever...

: Agreed, and people are way too thin-skinned! That aside, how about we get to the final move he used.

: I suppose so, as people should have already completed the blog. Hopefully, at least.




: Well, that is quite informative. Sadly that was all that we needed to look up on the note Topaz left me.

: Wait, this was all to show the audience how wise Topaz was? That self-centered idiot...

: More about him explaining jokes to people who might not know. Apparently he's really good at learning about old bands and songs.

: I blame him being in the car with his parents most often... Regardless, while he only asked to explain his Stand references, I suppose we can go over the other characters too.

: Great plan! Though not the Jojo ones, as they already have their own videos.

: Fair point, which means the first one up is Mana! Unfortunately.

: Ah yes. She had Tainted Luv or something similar that was able to manipulate emotions of love or something.

: Exactly, and as expected her's the song!



: In fairness that was the video which encouraged Topaz to look for soundtracks on YouTube over the music videos. It's a... strange one.

: I mean in all fairness he's mainly showing off the name of the song and such. It's not like people need to click and listen to them or anything.

: Unless they're interested in the same type of music that Topaz is into.

: Understandable, though sadly there isn't any video game or anime music.

: I mean neither does Jojo, at least as far as Topaz knows. Let's see... Who is the next one...

: Wasn't it Mai and her Blue Clam? I think that it stole the abilities of others.

: That's right! Originally Topaz told me he thought of Milli Vanilli first, but didn't know their music and thought the joke would be too obvious. Regardless, enjoy the music Blue “Clam” is based on!



: Oh hey, that album is important too! After all, the stand having hooded guys is themed on the three in the front too.

: That's certainly true, and due to listening to way too much BOC this year he made a lot of jokes in the blog. The obvious one about cowbell...



: ... To shooting sharks at his tenderloin...



: ... And even the date being important considering it was the last blog of May! Which was an odd coincidence...



: Even Topaz doesn't realize the references he makes sometimes. That said, having one of them being able to survive, only to be captured by Miruki, was completely planned.



: Are you SURE that this isn't just Topaz patting himself on the back for knowing a lot of potential musical references?

: I think that before this he never realized how into music he was. That said, he does listen to it a lot while writing, so he's probably gotten used to hearing it.

: He DOES write a whole lot after all... Regardless, who is the next stand that Topaz looked at?

: Ah, it's when he was looking at all the PriMagi girls. That means that Lemon's stand, Lonely Heart, is next.

: Yes, but it's not based on Sgt. Pepper's band! Rather it's another song!



: Hmm, Yes... Why does that band sound so familiar.

: Probably because they sing “Roundabout”.

: OH! That makes a lot of sense! And then after that came Hina's stand So Far Away with all he birds!

: That's right, and even the appearance of the stand was themed on the band's name. After all...



: Ah yes, that design makes a lot more sense. The narrator even called them “seagulls” a few times too.

: Exactly! Though being fair they were a little monstrous to be true “seagulls”. Regardless, heading towards the next one... Ah, Auru's!

: Right, her wrist-bound stand that allowed her to create illusions. Electro Street if I remember correctly.

: I mean Topaz did need to look up the exact name, mostly because he was thinking it was closer to the actual name. Regardless...



: Very fitting for Auru, who was very science-themed. Though I suppose that a lot of the girls have fitting Stands. It's something that he made sure to do, at least somewhat.

: I mean when you're able to choose abilities due to writing the plot that sort of thing happens. *ahem* I-I mean he doesn't know the story at all, Ni-pah~

: Considering how poor his writing is I wouldn't be surprised if he didn't know what was happening sometimes. Or at least didn't plan it out.

: I'm sure that's why there were months where he didn't progress the plot and just had fun talking about girls. If only he could do that again.

: I blame there being so many girls after him for bad reasons. That said, how about we look at Matsuri's Complete Eclipse next?



: That's also why during Matsuri's blog Topaz had a lot of lines of “turn around” with that opening. However, being able to steal cuteness is a really random ability, not to mention the design.

: Oh yeah, he designed it because he had been playing too much Master Duel. He thought that this was a pillbug due to the small screen of handheld mode.

: Even with that name? What an idiot!

: He really is sometimes, but at least he keeps us here without charging rent. Now, who is the next one?

: Ah, we're reaching near the end. Only the Cuties remain, and that means that Sachiko's Strato Various comes first! And for once it's not exactly a 80s band/song either, so it's good that he's explaining these things.

: That's right. As both having Sachiko learn to fly and “Hunting High and Low” are musical references!



: You know what... There's something... oddly familiar about that second song...

: I suppose that makes sense. Do you remember a few years... Well, a DECADE now when Kai had a huge controversy about how Kenji Yamamoto stole music themes?

: I don't know, that was a long time ago. And I don't see how that is important to this conversation...

: Perhaps this video will sound familiar then...



: Ahhh, I understand now...

: Indeed, and you're far from the only one to notice as well. In fact...



: Nice combination there! Though it seems that next up comes Kasumi's Wight Wedding.

: That's right. Not only with the name but the attacks and design as well. The fact that it's called “little sister” early on is even a song reference!



: Indeed. Granted outside of the copyright free there was really no reason for it to be zombie-like, but that happens.

: I'd say that it was close enough to Halloween to count. But that was just coincidence. The song even has two parts, much like how the stand evolved over time.

: Exactly, though unlike Echos it didn't have powers that got changed by plot. Regardless, it's time for the last one!

: Ah yes, another band that Topaz got into a lot lately. He really fell into a lot of things he likes due to these blog stands.

: True. It's a shame Oingo Boingo was already an official stand or I'm sure he'd use them too.

: All the better he doesn't use Little Girls except to explain his dumb references. Then again at least they're still a rock band. Imagine if he used references to PARODY music that he likes...

: Oh don't even threaten that idea. Anyway, getting to the only stand that Topaz called by their proper name, Skillet!

: Like they said in the blog it's probably a generic enough name that no one would have noticed. Even when Topaz looked on sites for music he'd find recipes! But let's look at them a bit...



: I still find it funny, and oddly fitting, that Miruki of all people got a METAL band for a stand. Or at least Christian metal.

: True. Plus she made a point of how “invincible” or “undefeated” her stand is. I suppose we won't have to worry about her again.

: Agreed. But it seems that we're out of time for going over the various stand namesakes which Topaz's readers weren't likely familiar with.

: Who knows. Most of them probably wouldn't have expected Topaz to go this indepth for something as silly as his blog. He wastes too much time on this thing.

: Do you mean the blog itself or this side blog?

: Yes. Regardless I'm going to go drink.

: Sounds fine, but do it responsibly. I have to help Topaz get to Gensokyo.

: Good luck with that, and good luck with you readers as well~

*With that the mini-blog explaining Topaz's plot is over, as we have Kimiko leave and Rika begin her drinking. See you next week!*

Anime Relations: Waccha PriMagi!

This is the seven-hundred-eightieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We join Topaz and Riri at the top of the cuteness museum they had been going through over the past blog. A large ball of cuteness energy is laying waste to the city below, draining it of the cuteness as mentioned last week as well.*

Welcome back everyone, though it is unfortunate that you have come. After all, just look at the girl I'll be talking about this week!

: I do suppose that makes sense tee hee~ After all, once they look at me any other girl would be inferior. But ruining other girls is a cross I must bear~

*The girl does a cute “tee hee” expression, even touching her hand to her forehead and sticking out her tongue.*

: If anything you existing makes other girls look better in comparison. Though I suppose that Topaz will go into that during your blog.

: I do not know what you could be talking about~ After all, he would never want to harm a girl as cute and innocent as I am~

Cut out the cutesy personality, as I know your true one. You may be acting more innocent due to us having cameras around, but I don't think that you're going to keep up such a fake persona.

: (Grrr, to think that they knew that this is a fake persona. I-I had better trick him, as Topaz looks dumb enough that this might work!) I have no idea what you could be talking about~

: Like Topaz has said you shouldn't be faking your personality. You've already proven that you're not only the mastermind behind this, but now you're stealing cuteness from your own minions!

: Who wants minions who cannot take down an old man like Topaz-Er, I-I mean I do not know what you could be talking about~

You only need to look up to see evidence of your lying. Just look at that huge ball of cuteness right above us!

*Topaz points at the glowing ball, only to have the girl come over and pull his hand so that she's pointing his finger at her.*

: Goodness, you are correct! I am a ball of cuteness, tee hee~

*Fortunately he is able to break free with little effort.*

Don't do that! You're anything but cute!

: Must be the reason that she's not being absorbed into the big ball.

*The girl has shadowy eyes as she laughs to herself.*

: Fine, you want me to stop using my cute personality? Fine then!

Good, let's get on with it!

: I did take the cuteness from my minions, as you've said. Then I shall use them for my own, as I was never going to share. After all, being the only one to take the cuteness of the world would leave me without any rivals! I shall become the most popular idol, and worshiped as I deserve!

What a monster! You would play with the hearts of mankind with such a thing!

: Could the same be said for any religion? Then again, I figure you could never understand.

I certainly understand that you've caused me bother all year. Not only did you send assassins, which were sadly lacking when it came to the “ass” department, but you took the appearance of girls that are far better than you! I want you to return the cuteness you've stolen!

: The only way you can do that is defeat me, but as long as I do not attack you I know you would be too polite to hit back!

: What sort of turn-based battle is this?!

I do suppose I wouldn't harm you if I didn't have a good reason, but stealing from so many people including girls far superior to you is too much!

: Well then, how about you blog me? I am dying to know how good I am, especially as afterwards we can finally end this blog once and for all!

Nonsense, as I would never allow a girl such as yourself to end this blog! Even if you are absolutely terrible on all fronts. But enough arguing, as I believe that it's time to say that...



: Unfortunately.

: HEY! You can't just say that because it's my turn for a blog!

I don't know. She's been with me for some time, so she knows what my types are. She's also been around while I watched your series, so if anyone knows me well it's her.

: I suppose that this is what I was afraid of. I shouldn't have allowed you to start the blog, even if I was a little curious to hear your thoughts.

Well, curiosity killed the cat. I do suppose you have more of a bear motif, but maybe they count too.

: But I do suppose that you can talk about my name, as is common within your blogs. Go on, and praise me for my excellent name. Begin showering me with praise~

I'd say what you should be showered by, but I don't swear. Let's just say that Nino had a similar one in her blog. Regardless I'm not about to praise someone with such a dumb name.

: Dumb name? Like “Topaz” is really that much better!

Gemstone names are cool though! But putting my name aside, you have an awful name. I mean your first name sounds like “Milky” in a bad Japanese accent!

: That's just your dumb opinion!

Even Google is sure of it! Well, that and “Miyuki” but still! And to make matters worse, her last name is another name for melon! Like cantaloupe or another kind of sweet melon.

: So? Many girls are named after foods, and even fruit! You didn't punish Lemon for her fruity name!

I mean her hair is literally a lemon. But regardless I wouldn't mind it too much. But it means that your name is MILKY MELON! That's like, one of the worst mamocentric names possible! I bet even Issei would think that it was too blunt!

: And with how blunt the top of his head is you know that's an insult.

: Y-you don't have to put it like that! Who are you to judge me like that anyway!

You say that, and if only it was true! I wouldn't have to do a terrible girl like you for an anniversary blog. Then again, I can only hope that people are entertained by the blogs, despite the subject manner.

: Grrr... To think that you were this cruel. I may have underestimated you, but do not think that I did not come prepared! I will make sure that you'll pay for every bad thing that you say about me!

I hope not financially, as I'm too poor for that!

: Maybe if you didn't get so many Switch games...

But Mario is such a good franchise, and SMRPG is one of my favorites! That said, we can't get too distracted.

: Certainly not, as today you are to be my worshiper-

Because the faster we get through Miruki the less we'll have to think about her!

: That is not the reason I wanted! Besides, I imagine that your readers will be swayed by my beauty, elegance, and cuteness.

I highly doubt that, as anyone who knows you knows just how much of a troublemaker you are. And if not, then I failed as a blogger.

: I mean you've done poorly as a blogger in plenty of examples, why would you stop with this? Then again, Miruki is indeed a horrible mistake.

: I am NOT a mistake! Now go on, tell everyone about me!

If you insist! Even if it is unfortunate, let's begin with her blog!

*With that Topaz has began the roast-er, the blog-of Miruki...*

==Head==
===Hair===
Miruki has incredibly terrible hair, and no forgiveness shall be given to her. While her hair doesn't look too bad design-wise, it's all a fake. Well, not like a wig at least. Miruki's style isn't too bad, if a little boring. Her hair length goes about to her shoulders, with her sides being about as long and having some nice air flaps on top. Her bangs are alright but could use some more volume, but the rest of her hair doesn't look too lacking. She has dual antenna on top as well, and she has a pair of heart-shaped decorations on the sides. The normal color is “pink”, but that's where the lie comes. Miruki dyes her hair pink, and normally it'll be black which is a far superior color. She does a good job, as it doesn't seem to be hinted at and there doesn't seem to be any root issues, but I still despise that sort of faking especially when praised like with her. In PriMagi form Miruki isn't better, as it's a mix of blond and pink with wavy sides and a bit of a curl at the bottom. She has the ailment too many idol shows have these days of “adding random colors that don't work well together in poor designs” which seems sadly popular, so even that form where at least magic can explain some of it she doesn't look good. Overall Miruki is a mess starting even at her dyed hair which is unforgivable.
Grade: D

===Eyes===
Speaking of unforgivable things... No, I should probably talk about Miruki's eye shape and design first before talking about her problems. Her eyes are tarame most of the time, which fits with her usual cutesy side though during her more devious inner thought projections she has more slanted eyes. She has some minor eyelashes which may be make-up, and in PriMagi form she has a little eyeliner but it doesn't go the full length of her eye which bothers me now that I've noticed it. But like with her hair, Miruki's eye color is all fake. She normally has black eyes, but uses contacts to make them look a bright blue for yet another failing. Not only for using contacts in the first place, but for making others like Matsuri-who actually HAS blue eyes, remember-COMPLIMENT HER! This is such a terrible thing that Miruki absolutely has to do poorly here, and outside of a graphic eye injury this might be one of the worst scores possible. Even using glasses for part of her disguise don't help, and not just because they look like an old lady's and have tinted lenses. She doesn't make “not very effective” attacks deal more damage. Overall, well, I'm sure you can tell just what I think of Miruki's eyes and how horrible using contacts to turn her color from black to blue.
Grade: D

===Face==
Miruki does decently for her face, even if she's fairly average. She doesn't look too different from the other girls despite her obsession with cuteness. Still, she at least has a nice basic shape, with soft-looking curves, and her nose is small which always helps. She also has slightly thicker eyebrows, but so do Matsuri and Hina so she doesn't stand out there either. As mentioned she has quite evil-looking “devious” projections at times too. Still, Miruki really doesn't do too much to stand out in this area, other than her obsession with cuteness leading her to be the type to wear creams and such at night. Overall not much to say her but nothing too terrible either, which is a win for Miruki compared to the past areas...
Grade: C

: E-EH?!

*Miruki is obviously shocked at what Topaz had to say about her.*

: I had known that you were a poor judge of character, but to think you would get so much wrong!

The only thing that I'm able to get “wrong” are facts, and unlike what you might think I've said nothing incorrect.

: Well, unless something is retconned, but regardless...

: O-Oh yeah? But you've got things obviously wrong! My blue eyes and pink hair are both natural!

Nonsense, as we've seen you in flashbacks. You were nothing before your change, nothing but a mob character!

: Grrr, to think that you would say something like that. I was NOT a commoner!

Nonsense as while your black hair and grey eyes would make it so that you wouldn't stand out, I'm certain that some of your fans wouldn't mind you looking like that. You'd be going back to your greater previous version.

: What are you talking about? First you say that I looked like a generic character, but then you said that I should go BACK to that version? Why would I ever want THAT?

Because it fits with my preferences! Not just because I like darker colors but because they're the real you. You literally had an episode where you SHOULD have shown off that form, but instead it had the opposite message. Unlike with every other girl. You get so much that you don't deserve!

: Being fair without her pink hair I doubt anyone would recognize her.

: Y-yeah! That's right! My fans would never know me compared to my past form!

Then let them leave you! If the only like you for completely shallow reasons they shouldn't be your fans in the first place! What gets me most is not that your hair changed from such a good color, not only because Japan seems to dislike black hair recently for whatever dumb reason but love pink blights like you. It's not that you dye your hair in general, which is another thing I hate... It's that you are so unfairly praised for the fake character you've built for yourself! And like I said, you pretty much ruined any message your episode was supposed to teach!

: Who cares about lessons! I got my great outfit at the perfect time!

: Plot aside I wonder if they didn't want to give her a black-haired model due to the show not lasting much longer.

PriMagi could have used another season really... But regardless to make things worse Miruki's eyes are absolutely awful for the same reasons! Maybe even worse!

: That's saying something, considering that she's one of the few girls to do so poorly when it comes to hair that isn't because of a haircut.

That's true, which is a reverse-achievement. What makes her eyes, other than again being unfairly praised, is of course wearing contacts!

: Nothing wrong with contacts, and I don't know what's your big problem. I HAVE worn glasses, remember?

I mean they barely count, and they still look like an old lady's rather than fit you properly.

: Knowing Miruki she probably pushed the old lady into traffic for them.

: I would never do that (or get caught on camera doing it....)

Regardless they don't help you at all. As mentioned the dumb moment of having your fake eye color praised only makes things worse too. Literally everything about your hair and eyes is awful, and your face isn't-well, it's better at least.

: I cannot believe you would say such lies! I am obviously the most cute idol in the show!

If cuteness was a sweet you'd cause diabetes.

: Awww, that's the sweetest thing you've said~

I'm not surprised, considering how much I've insulted and disliked you. But I meant that as a bad thing, as you have such a sickeningly sweet fake personality that it doesn't do anything for me. At the very least you have a basic design that I'd like face-wise but there is nothing about you that stands out compared to the other girls. The art style is good, but you're incredibly basic and shallow.

: Grrr... You continue to insult me... You haven't said one nice thing about me!

I'm sorry, but I cannot find any. Especially for someone who is keeping the cuteness of the city hostage! You need to learn that your attempts to make yourself cuter is only making you look desperate! As if you know what an utter failure you are!

: I shall not stand for this! It's time to bring out my stand-SKILLET!

*Miruki starts to flash in a magical girl-like fashion, though perhaps more like the PriMagi type of transformation would be more accurate.*

Oh no! You can tell that she's the final boss and that this is going to be a rough battle!

: I mean it is the anniversary blog, so that's not surprising. But why are you thinking of that now?

Because I'm using the actual band name and not some copyright-free namesake or something!

: Ah yes, like Flaccid Pancake. Then again her pan-like name is generic enough that people shouldn't notice. Well, if you didn't mention it.

Aw spectacles....

*Miruki's transformation is finished and she seems to be wearing an armored bodysuit stand. Much like White Album, only without the exhaust pipe in back like a Death Star. Instead the whole head is visible.*

: You should swear even further Topaz, as I won't let you live down giving me such bad scores! Or LIVE at ALL!

*She rushes towards Topaz, and before he could evade she punches him in the face. He takes 25 damage, stumbling backwards.*

Not even my own father hit me!

: Topaz! Are you alright?!

Well, I was punched in the face by Miruki. I'll probably have to boil my head, but I'll be fine.

: That was just the first one, as I have MANY more strikes for you!

If you're going to use your stand, I'll just have to use my own! JOURNEYMIN!

*Topaz brings out his stand, sending it towards Miruki, but after a flurry of blows against her body no marks are made.*

Ora ora-wait... What's going on!

: Nanomagi's, Topaz! Can't make a performance without breaking a few familiars!

: You fool! My stand is completely INVINCIBLE! I'll never age or need food or water, and I don't even need to breathe!

We'll see about that! Journeymin! Wheel in the Sky!

*Journeymin throws the wheel it usually carries around it's hips at Miruki, only to have it break apart with a single punch. She ends up cracking her knuckles and pounding them together to intimidate Topaz.*

: Ha HA~ This is hilarious!

What is? You thinking that you have a chance against me?

: I could ask the same for you, Topaz.

*She looks very smug, even laughing with her hand over her face.*

I just have to continue with the blog, and you'll become weaker. I just hope that Journeymin is able to keep her busy in that time...

*Topaz attempts to continue with the blog, using his stand to keep Miruki's seemingly unbeatable one at bay.*

==Body==
===Build===
Miruki really doesn't have anything too interesting when it comes to this area. Well, the main issue is the next, but I suppose that even here she has issues. More than being from a show for younger girls and thus not being able to show off. This includes her ass, as I cannot remember any significant moment. She likely has an okay figure, though she is shorter than a lot of the other girls which is unfortunate as it leads to fanart of her being overly-developed. And I don't mean that they expanded her ass, as that would at least be worth mentioning. But no, Miruki overall has very little to offer when it comes to this area.
Grade: C

===Chest===
Sadly Miruki DOES have some things to offer when it comes to this area, yet another failing on the part of her design. In all fairness she's not always portrayed as being busty, and as a kid's show it isn't like she shows off either. Off-modeling is common in this it seems, but she does look fairly busty. Just look at the shot of her with the other girls in the third opening, and not just because Miruki seems to puff out her chest further to blatantly appeal to the lowest idiots in the primordial stew. As a result of her large chest and small height she's certainly in the “oppai loli” group, which sadly makes her worse. But I suppose it's no surprise. Her name could be described as “Milky Melons” which sounds more like a parody of an ecchi light novel character's name or something (well, “sweet melon” to be exact, but regardless). Overall there are so many factors that Miruki does as bad as a lot of fanservice-driven characters, and she deserves to be penalized.
Grade: D

===Clothes===
Miruki tends to wear cute outfits, fitting considering her obsession with cuteness. Her uniform consists of a yellow sailor suit with white frills and trim, and a blue skirt. She wears a red coat over it in one opening as far as I remember. Other outfits include various blue and white dresses, as well as some other casual outfits I imagine though nothing too spectacular. She does have a dark outfit in official art, but I can't remember if she performs in it or not. Miruki's usual brand is Cherry Sugar which fits her with overly cutesy designs that are literally sweet (as in some have dessert designs on them). They also have bright pastel colors but I'm not too fond of that style of bright design. Overall Miruki's outfits aren't terrible, but they're not too memorable for me (at least in a positive light).
Grade: C

*Topaz finishes talking about Miruki's clothing just as she punches Journeymin across the rooftop. She punches her fists together again, laughing at her superiority.*

: Ha... Ha... Look at what you've done, Topaz! Your stand can barely, well, STAND!

I can't believe it! To think that you're so strong, even while weakened by the blog!

: Maybe she's stronger from your hatred, like with that Chihiro!

Darn that Contrary ability!

: No, it's all my stand's ability. Skillet not only allows me to be immune to damage but everything else! This includes the abilities of your blog, Topaz!

*She points at Topaz.*

Grrr... To think that you'd have an ability like that. It figures that the anniversary blog will be the hardest one of them all!

: That's what you get for being so mean to me! To think that you would dislike my body this much!

I mean you have the absolute worst type of body for this blog! You don't show off at all, though I suppose that doesn't cause too many problems. At least compared to any other series for young girls.

: True, I cannot have perverse things-

: On the other hand Saki can break swings with her ass, so who knows what they can get away with.

True, as there's good examples like with Yurika, but that shouldn't be expected. No, there are worst things that Miruki has going for her.

: What exactly are you talking about?

Is it not obvious? I mean you're obviously one of the most mamocentric characters in shows for young girls. I really should apologize for scoring Matsuri so low, when it's obvious that YOU are far worse!

: You cannot use fanart for that, at least for me!

It's not fanart when it's part of the show! It's obvious how much bigger than you are in that one part of the third opening, and it caused a lot of horrible mamocentric service! Not only that, but your short height makes it even worse! I cannot believe that people were able to get away with your design for a young girl's anime!

: Mamocentric idiots get away with so much...

They shouldn't though!

: Heh, so you're basing it off a single scene. You can't possibly curse me just for that off-model moment!

While that is the most obvious moment it's not like you were flat before that either. It was hard to tell with your clothing, which being fair is a plus for your outfits, but a lot of people noticed how busty you were early on and made idiotic comments. Perhaps it became a meme that grew and became canon, but regardless you have an awful body due to that aspect!

: You are only making mountains out of molehills!

: That's more what the idiotic studio did...

: So not only do you hate my body, my chest which you believe to be big-

I mean with how tight Skillet is I can see the rather large curve. Unfortunately.

: Grr... You should know that this is noncanon though!

That's fair, otherwise I'd count your stand in “clothing”. That said, other than hiding you a bit you really don't stand out compared to the other girls or for my tastes or anything. Again you remain completely boring and dull, with nothing to impress me.

: I'll make sure to make an impression-my fist against your body!

*Miruki goes to punch Topaz, but is intercepted by Riri who has gone into her youkai form. She deflects the attack with her weapon.*

: Do not think that you'll get away with killing Topaz in front of me!

: Ah yes... You're still here aren't you. Do you really think that there's anything you can do to break through my undefeated stand?

: Maybe not, but I can at least delay you until Topaz finishes the blog. I hope by then he'll have an idea as to how to defeat you...

I hope so-er, I know that I will! But since you want me to finish I'll do it! It shouldn't matter once I do, since she's unaffected by the weakening effects, so let's get going!

*With that Topaz continues with Miruki's blog, all while Riri is locked in combat with her.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Miruki is one of the worst characters in little girl anime history. Considering all the bothersome Pink Cures you can imagine how awful she is as a result. As mentioned before she changed a lot about her design, yet had an episode dedicated to her that could have proven that she would still have fans who like her for who she is. However she subverted it by not changing and performing anyway in her usual unnatural form, only to be praised for not being true to herself somehow. This episode was about as bad as “Haruka gets sick but pulls everything off” from GoPri, giving little girls the exact wrong message. And even before that Miruki wasn't any better. She's extremely into surface-level cuteness and uses it to mechanically boost her popularity not just in her world but I imagine that's why she has a lot of fans IRL. She's extremely arrogant and egotistical, not to mention manipulative. In fact the whole reason Matsuri became an idol was because Miruki wanted to trick her into performing early just to come in and steal the glory by using Matsuri as a springboard. There's also the episode where they're trying to figure out a center, where she went around to manipulate the other girls to attack one another though she still got rewarded for that (granted not many people wanted to be center as much as she did). There are some pluses to her, like how being the daughter of a green grocer meant that she can cook and do other chores, helping to teach the other girls when they were living together. That doesn't help as much as you can imagine, and overall Miruki is one of the worst characters it has been my displeasure to blog about. Oh, and she also ends her sentences with -dao and has an older speaking style, though I don't know if the subs picked up on that so I had to read it elsewhere. As mentioned last week she's voiced by Mayu Sagara like Kasumin, though in a much worse way. Not just due to her design, but because I think Miruki has a higher pitched voice especially when singing and it adds another reason for me to dislike her...
Grade: D

===Libido==
Miruki has some difficulty when it comes to this area. She's certainly easily attracted to someone, falling for almost any handsome guy and forgetting about her previous “princes”. However she's also extremely picky, and will dump someone for minor infractions or details (though she'd still hold both the attraction and resentment). She seems incredibly flaky and overly surface-level driven. She even falls for Amane at first, and due to being partners she gets close to and respects Lemon (I imagine in the games she might do the same with Auru). All the girls deserve better than the pink blight though. Overall Miruki's main issue is that she's too easily attracted but has absolutely no desire to keep someone due to dumping them immediately and doesn't seem to want a fair relationship.
Grade: C-

===Age===
This is probably Miruki's sole “good” area, and only because I couldn't find a way to punish her further. She's a second year middle school girl, and her birthday is September 10th. Fortunately for her it's not like she's an unearned Leo or something, which is fortunate. Though she does sadly share a birthday with Chiho from Maou-sama, boo another extremely overrated and overpopular shortstack being born on that day! Miruki still suffers a little due to her body, which no doubt inspired poor fanart for her age. Overall Miruki only does alright here because I didn't want to punish the previous girls from the same series but I doubt one good score will change much.
Grade: C

Total Grades: 34
Average score: 3.8
Final Grade: C-

And with that we close out the blog for this week. And you can see how awful Miruki is as well!

*The wielder of Skillet seem to be quite irritated.*

: To think that you would say such things about me... You could not BE more incorrect!

*She starts throwing a multitude of punches at Riri, a few hitting the youkai even if she blocks most of them.*

: Urg... You'd better figure out something quick, Topaz!

I'll distract her by talking about her!

: Do you really think that I want to hear your terrible opinion about me? I just heard all you said!

True, but I still have to summarize things! You do have a pretty good age, even if you have a poor shortstack birthday it seems...

: That shouldn't affect MY score though!

*She continues to attack Riri.*

You still do poorly though! Though I do suppose it's one of your highest scores... Unlike your libido!

: What, can't I have a healthy libido?

You are only attracted on a surface level, become overly picky about every little thing that doesn't suit you, and then expect everyone to love you despite being so horrible! You also drag down Lemon and Auru, depending on if it's the anime or the game.

: Grrr, to think that you would be so aggressive and picky yourself!

If anyone should be picky it's me, as I have to judge so many girls. And as mentioned you have an absolutely awful personality! Even before the episode of pain you were terrible and tried hard to sabotage others, even as far as the first episode where your plan was to make Matsuri fail and leave performing to give yourself more of an audience! Sure you have some good things, such as homemaking abilities, but that's a part of your life you keep from others to maintain your overly cute fake personality!

: But I have to give the fans what they want!

I do suppose you have a lot of fans. Far, far more than someone as awful as you deserve. And even your voice is terrible, somehow even worse than Kasumi's but that's probably because you're just a worse girl. There are very few characters that are as precisely targeted for me to HATE them. You should be honored to be part of such a small group of people...

: So you hate me, and I imagine that nothing else can get you to dislike me more is there.

Probably not. You are a bad example for those who would watch your show, you're annoying and overly cutesy while harming those around you, and you're way too popular. I cannot think of anything that could make me dislike you further.

: I can. BLUE CLAM! TAKE HER!

*Miruki then causes Riri to have her cuteness taken, turning the girl into a silly grey blob. The orb held by Complete Eclipse becomes larger by a grand amount. Topaz watches in shock.*

N-no...

: MWAHA HA! Looks like I got my revenge for all those cruel things you said about me.

But those were serious things! You didn't have to take Riri's cuteness!

: Of course I did. I have to take all the cuteness in the world, and then use it on myself to become the Cute Singularity. Everyone will worship me like the god I deserve to be, and they'll be nothing but blobs to me which is what they deserve!

I shall hold tight against you! As I'm a middle age man... aww, now I feel old... But regardless you are unable to steal my cuteness, as I have none!

: I wouldn't want your “cuteness” anyway. I'll just defeat you now, and there will be nothing to keep me from letting my cute energy finally be unleashed! I am INVINCIBLE!

We'll see about that!

*Topaz attempts an epic rooftop battle with Miruki, only to be smacked around while he's unable to damage her. He takes about 70 damage from several blows, as he is once again knocked against the wall of the roof. Miruki mocks him for his failure.*

: Cutehaha~ It seems like you can't do anything against Skillet, can you? I thought that this stand was useless, but combined with the others that I've stolen I am going to achieve my goal to become the Cute Singularity!

N-not if I have anything to say!

: You and your silly blog are useless! There is NOTHING that you can do!

O-oh yeah? I still have something!

*Topaz is staggering to his feet, summoning Journeymin who also seems to be worn down by the battle.*

: Ah yes. I suppose that you still have your stand. So what are you going to do? Flee? I'll still find you, I'll still defeat you, and I will never have anyone else who will challenge my ultimate cuteness plan!

While my stand is part of it, it is not the only thing I have.

*Topaz pulls out a small blade, a familiar one he had been carrying for months. Miruki backs up, even taking flight with wings her suit creates.*

: So, you've been holding onto the thing that gave you your stand in the first place... I assume you know the properties, but if you can't hit me with it you'll never turn Skillet into a Requiem! And once I have the full power that Complete Eclipse has been holding onto, you'll never be able to do anything!

You're right... I cannot stab you like that... However...

*He stabs it into Journeymin, which winces in pain even without a defined mouth.*

It is time to cross the RUBICON!

*Journeymin takes the stand energy that is within the broken knife, having an Evolution of its body. It now has a much sleeker, blacker body. The face becomes much more evil, with a devilish grin with rows of sharp teeth. Even though she's in flight Miruki is taken aback by this.*

: H-heh.. There's still nothing your stand, evolved as it may be, can do against my impenetrable defenses Topaz! I WILL become the most famous idol on the planet, not to mention the cutest!

We'll see about that once I'm done with you... Miruki. It's time that we go our Separate Ways...

*Both Topaz and Journeymin pull their arms back, charging up an orb of some sort. Miruki is obviously scared, trying to go for the cuteness that would improve her defenses even further. However, the two fire their orbs, which spin around each other and use the force of impact to smack into the villainess. She gets pushed back, but with her guard up she is still undamaged.*

: Cutehaha~ What was I so worried about? Skillet has the ultimate defense, as long as I have cuteness! I! AM! INVINCIBLE!

*The camera cuts to Topaz as he remembers earlier in the year... “Mai... To think that your failure would allow me to learn a move such as this!*

WORLDS APART!

: WHAT?

*Miruki looks back just in time to see a weak portal being created from the shattered pieces of Journeymin's wheel. She falls through it, losing the wings granted from Strato Various as feathers fall off of her. As soon as she's sent through Topaz could no longer keep it up, with the splintered pieces disappearing. However, he watches as Complete Eclipse, with it's wielder no longer in range, explodes. Like a meteor shower the cuteness it has contained falls to the city, including returning Ririchiyo to normal. She rushes over to Topaz, who was barely conscious from the battle.*

: TOPAZ! Y-you're alive!

Yes... But not all the way...

*He looks back at Rubicon, who was starting to split apart. Topaz's stand nods before disappearing for good.*

Thank you Journeymin. If it was not for you I could not have defeated Miruki...

: True. But it was stands that caused this problem in the first place! Now, let's go down and see if the girls are back to normal.

*They head down the steps, with Riri helping Topaz due to the battle. Fortunately the girls are alright.*

: You're alright! But so damaged... Don't worry, as I'll heal you up!

Thanks for that, and I'm sure it might take until next week.

: So does this mean... Miruki is defeated?

She won't be bothering anyone ever again, I hope at least. Or at least she'd never want to attack me!

: It looks like you two are doing alright, and I hope that you won't try anything like this either, KaSUCKY.

: Certainly not! If I'm going to out cute someone it will be from my own cuteness, not absorbing talent from others! It's KASUMI, not Kasucky or Kasukasu!

: So do you have an idea as to who you will be talking about next time?

Well, I'm hoping to get my stand powers back. They were very helpful after all, and I'm sure that the battles to come will become even more fierce.

: Personally I'd rather not have to fight at all... That said, that makes it sound like you're going to be looking at a JoJo girl again yet it's Touhou season.

That it is! And I'll be talking to a wise (older) lady who I'm sure can teach me a thing or two about how to control portals. And believe me, she's a long time coming and I know someone is looking forward to her...

: Ah... I know just who you mean. Little miss purple.

Precisely! And I hope I do a good job too

*With that Topaz takes some rest as Shizuka repairs his (and Riri's) wounds from the battle. Tune in next time as well!*

Anime Relations: Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai, Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai 2nd Season, Love Live! Nijigasaki Gakuen School Idol Doukoukai: Next Sky

This is the seven-hundred-seventy-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz and Riri are facing down a familiar idol, though fortunately not Sachiko from last week. They are in the same arena-like area that we left them in.*

: It is true that not seeing Sachiko is fortunate. After all, you are able to talk about me instead~

*The idol strikes a few poses. Topaz and Ririchiyo are unimpressed.*

I don't know. I'd say that I wouldn't mind doing Sachiko again over someone like you.

: Now now, don't be hasty. There are many other girls that you should talk about instead before we redo a blog one week later. Besides, she doesn't deserve a re-look.

I mean that's true, but it's more that I don't want to talk about a girl who is even worse.

: W-what are you talking about? I'm certainly not worse than she is! Didn't you even say she was one of the worst characters in her franchise?

That is certainly true, and I can only imagine that it would take one in a million (Live) coincidence to find someone worse. Besides Atsumi of course. But while Sachiko was still better than some rare girls you are likely the worst from your series!

: W-what?! How can you say that?

With my mouth. But you should know exactly why you're so terrible, you inferior Nico Nico Knockoff!

: I cannot believe that you do not see the wonderful appeal that I have! I should have known Cute Keeper was right when she said that you have no taste!

I think it's more that she is the one without taste, especially with all of the things we saw in this museum.

: I agree about that. I can see the teddy bears and dolls, and the various idol dresses. But do you really think that a wing dedicated to Egyptian cuteness with King Cutemeket's casket and pencil box!

I'm just glad there wasn't a training pot...

: You fool! Such things are not cute, and idols have no need for such things!

It's more that this museum that has no point!

: Now now, as I mentioned before Cute Keeper set up this museum on sacred land. Once she taps into it she shall drain the world's cuteness, and then share it with me! It is a perfect plan, as we'll be a trio-well, a duo now that Sachiko has been defeated. Regardless we shall be the cutest idols, and everyone shall shower us with praise and money!

You know that such gains would be ill-gotten! You have no reason to become cuter or go with her plans!

: I know I am the most cute after all, and that I could not possibly be any cuter myself. However, by making everyone else suffer my cuteness will increase drastically!

: Oh no! US economics!

Sadly true. But that does not mean that we will allow such things to happen! You have to pay, even if about all I can do is make you suffer through a blog!

: A blog you say...

*She turns around and bites her thumb angrily, thinking to herself.*

: (I know that Cute Keeper told me not to confront him, because he would make me and my stand weaker. I would rather not fight him...)

*She stops being angry once she realizes something.*

: (Wait a minute... He can talk about me! Obviously no one can deny my cute charms and beautiful appearance, so I'm sure that he'll be so infatuated that he would not be able to keep from being one of my loyal fans. Ufufu, this will surely work out...)

*The idol turns around and is about to say something.*

: I suppose that if you desire talking about me so much that I-

Then again it's not like I need your permission to talk about you.

: E-eh?

That's right, so let me say that...



*Kasumi is surprised to hear him say that.*

: W-well I suppose if you are that anxious to talk about me I cannot deny your excitement! I'm Kasumi~

*She winks at the camera.*

: Ugh, another catchphrase girl who says her own name... Why do people think that it's so cute?

I mean verbal tics can be cute, but I'd say that her's just barely counts...

: Kasukasu?! That's not my name, nor is it my nickname! I refuse to have you call me that!

: ...I think something confusing happened with the translations, Topaz.

Oh, I should probably explain. Kasumi's non-nickname is “Kasukasu”, which translates to “just barely” or “not quite”. I think that she got confused when I used the English version of the phrase.

: I can only imagine those jokes are even worse in the English Dub...

Let's just imagine that it doesn't exist, as everyone will be happier. That said, Kasumi tends to use “Kasumin” as her nickname at times.

: Exactly. I cannot have people mocking my name, though I applaud you for not going that route.

Certainly not, as even if Kasumi is a meh name it is what you were given. Besides, it fits you really well!

: Why thank-WAIT! Did you just call me meh?

That I did. Though I suppose that I shouldn't spoil the surprise of the blog, so how about we get going into it?

: NO! Not until you apologize for saying such bad things to me!

Alright then, I apologize for calling you “Kasukasu”!

: That's better-NO! It's Kasumi, not “Kasukasu”! And you didn't even call me that either!

Oh, sorry. That was in advance Kasukasu.

: Grrr... If you keep being smart with me I'll make sure you won't get any of this delicious koppe-pan that you would have had as a treat!

Why would I want that? It looks like simple bread that looks like it could be the world map for a world covered in miasma?

: Man, that's a reach for video game trivia. But I do suppose that Crystal Chronicles did have a remake.

Yeah, but it sucked. Like far too many Square-Enix “remakes”, outside the SNES-themed games of course. I look forward to Super Mario RPG later this month!

: You know, as much as I dread it I'd rather have you talking about ME than dumb games!

I suppose that is what we are here for. Let's get looking at Kasumi!

: It's Kasumi! Not-wait, you got it right...

*With that Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Kasumi does not have an especially interesting hair style, but a least has some positive aspects. She has a short bob cut, one with a curved back though it does mean that her sides at least are long enough to reach her shoulders. Or at least the left side, as her hairstyle is asymmetrical with her right side curl coming inward towards her face a little. It's not like Kasumi has a hair pin so I'm not sure how it stays in place, and I would have rather had her have a straighter side like her left. Her bangs are very simplified as well, being blunt but having a rather large part on the right side to give here a brushed style. Her hair is also a brown color, which doesn't look bad, but further makes her seem bland. And overall that's the biggest issue with Kasumi, as while she has a decent color it's sort of wasted on her as she only has short hair and the asymmetric look isn't my favorite as it's barely noticeable but when looking close only serves to cause problems.
Grade: C+

===Eyes===
At least Kasumi does pretty well when it comes to this area, having decent eyes in color and shape. The red/purple color is really nice, though while the color is fine it's a shame her eyes changed color from her first appearance. I won't penalize her too much, as both colors look okay on her and I do like purple (it's still unfortunate that it changed at all though). Kasumi's eyes are tarame, which fits with her trying to be cute but otherwise isn't too stand-out. Sadly I cannot think of a moment where she wears glasses (properly, boo tilting them so as to not get the full appeal in her focus video Mutekikyuu Believer), but I'm probably forgetting something as well. Overall Kasumi is saved by her nice colored eyes, and the shape is decent and fits with the series and her personality as well.
Grade: B

===Face==
Again Kasumi does fairly average when it comes to her face. That isn't itself a bad thing, as the Love Live art style is quite nice and the shape of her head is fine. She also has small features, including a dot nose which is something that I enjoy. She also attempts way too hard to look “cute” even though she doesn't stand out too much. I suppose that is probably the reason, but it only makes her more annoying. Still, Kasumi does pretty decently when it comes to her face, but that's more the art style supporting her than anything else.
Grade: B-

*Kasumi seems to be petrified from the words that Topaz has spoken, being pale and nearly cracking.*

: I-I'm only AVERAGE?

I mean at best, maybe a little under average in certain areas.

: I-IDIOT! I'm Kasumi, and I will not stand for this!

*She flings the bread she was holding at Topaz's head, dealing 1 damage and making him stagger backwards. The bread snaps in two from the impact and the fall to the ground.*

To think that you would throw food like that! And at my head no less! I thought that we were friends!

: Why would you think that?

We broke bread together!

*Topaz smiles, way too proud of the joke. Ririchiyo is the opposite, facepalming.*

: And to think, you've been writing for FIFTEEN YEARS!

Man does time fly... Much like that Koppe-pan!

: And more will be flying if you don't replace my scores with higher ones!

You can throw all the bread you want, and you'll run out before I run out of HP! I won't change your scores, as they fit where they are!

: Unless Topaz feels the need to lower them further....

: F-FURTHER?! There is nowhere lower for it to go! I mean how can you dislike my hair?!

It looks really plain and boring! Granted I do like how it's curved in back to give it a little more length, and the color is fine. Your bangs are at least alright, but really the main issue is the short length.

: But Karin did pretty much the same! Why is SHE so much better?!

For many reasons. Mostly her blunt bangs and darker color, and also having more volume to her hair.

: Cute Keeper was right. You have no sense when it comes to cuteness!

I have plenty of taste, which is why you're so low in the standings among Love Live girls. I will say that at least your eyes have a nice color.

: Thank you. At least SOME praise out of you is satisfactory... But what about the rest of my eyes?

I mean it's not like you wear glasses. Love Live does really poorly in that regard, sadly... You even troll by tilting them in the music video!

: Don't get tilted yourself, Topaz.

I know... But Kasumi's eyes aren't the best but still aren't THAT bad I suppose.

: Grrr, you must really be blind now! You can't even see the cuteness in my face!

If anything you look like the other characters when it comes to facial shape and skin smoothness. It's impossible for me to judge due to that, and in general you're just not as cute as you would like to be.

: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

No way! Besides, I have far more things to talk about with you. So let's not get distracted and go to the next areas!

: Do we have to...

I mean we've just barely started!

: It's Kasumi, not Kasukasu!

*Topaz ignores Kasumi and her overdone joke phrase, continuing with the cuteness-obsessed idol's blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Kasumi doesn't have too bad of a body, with a nice slender build, but she also doesn't have anything that stands out either. Her measurements are a height of 155 cm and her three sizes being 76/55/79. In all fairness she does have bigger hips than her chest and by more than like 1 cm, but it still isn't too obvious of a difference. She doesn't showcase her ass or show it at all, at least as far as I know, and it's not like she gets memetic art of it as that would be Shizuru instead (though Karin deserves attention more). That's one disadvantage of her slender body, even if it isn't too bad by itself. Overall Kasumi does alright here but again doesn't stand out in any meaningful way.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Luckily being slender here helps Kasumi out. She really doesn't have too much of a chest, which is certainly an advantage, and she has a chest measurement of 76 as well which is fine. Sadly from what I've heard she envies Karin being busty in the game, which is offensively terrible and caused her to slip down. I'll also say that she doesn't show off too much, but overall Kasumi merely does okay when it comes to this area.
Grade: B-

===Clothes===
Kasumi tends to wear her Nijigasaki uniform, which doesn't look too bad on her. It's a grey blazer over a white shirt, though for summer she wears a white shirt and yellow vest on top. Either way she wears a small yellow ribbon around her collar, and fairly short socks that aren't even knee high and are vertically striped. She does have a lot of cute idol outfits and casual outfits, though none that really stand out too much for me. Kasumi also wears a bikini in official art, the big yellow dress in the Mutekikyou Believer video which looks more like pajamas (as well as several other outfits including the stomach-showing tanuki hoodie or a sailor uniform), and likely more. The card game adds quite a few like the yukata, a black gothlolita dress, and one that's more punk-ish with her Fancy Pixie outfit (with her hair arranged in horns). She could have used more cosplay, but overall Kasumi has a strong showing with a lot of variety even if her usual outfit doesn't impress too much.
Grade: B-

*Kasumi looks irritated once again, pouting from Topaz's words.*

: W-well, I suppose it's a start at better grades!

: What would you know about “better grades” anyway.

Besides, overall you scored about the same. It just looks the same due to being all the same score.

: You couldn't have let me have this one, could you?

Let you have WHAT exactly? It's not like you have that curvy of a figure! You're petite and slender which helps slightly, and your ass is slightly bigger but it's not like you show it off!

: The only ass she shows off is being a jack-

: HEY! I refuse to be called names! Or Kasukasu!

So not only do you have pretty much a lack of any sort of fanservice, apparently early in the game when you first meet Karin you get jealous of her chest! Karin's!

: She is bigger though!

Yes, but it's KARIN! I could see you being jealous of one of my girls, like Emma the Swiss cheese cow, as that would make sense, but Karin is the ASS girl! Or at least SHOULD be considering she has the biggest one in the franchise! Love Live really needs girls to break the 90HB, though hopefully by making girls like Karin or Kanan bigger along with that.

: You can't complain to ME about that!

I mean you aren't concerned as you have such a small, mediocre ass that it wouldn't matter. Granted it is close to 80, but that's still a fairly small size!

: Grrr, so you can't keep saying such things about me! I refuse to take this blog as your true feelings!

They are certainly true, but it's more that you're bland and uninteresting! Granted your clothing isn't too bad, but you also don't have anything too fetishy nor do you show off or anything. It's no memorable, but not terrible either.

: I'm tired of you saying how bland and average I am! I want you to speak truly!

I am, like I said. Though if you want a stronger opinion, how about we head towards the next area...

: Yes, especially if you finally see how cute I am and will praise me accordingly!

Spoiler warning, you're going to be disappointed.

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Kasumi, at least to me, is probably the worst Love Live girl and considering the amount of cows and issues that's probably a surprise. Granted from what I hear she's a little nicer in the game, but I want to imagine that's just her fans spreading false propaganda. Regardless Kasumi is the last member of the Nijigasaki idol club and tries everything to get it back up and running, even breaking into the student council to get the door tag back. She loves idols and cute things, and tries far too prove her cuteness to everyone. It's even more annoying as she's one of the main characters of the series, unlike Sachiko who was a side character last week. Kasumi even tries hard to bribe people with her homemade koppe-pon, which is also a minor theme of hers. She is extremely attention-driven and wants to be #1 with a lot of schemes which obviously don't work (both in general and on me). She's also fairly bad at school and in general as she is self-defeating and egocentric, and she plays up her cuteness far too much when she's anything but! Overall I still dislike Kasumi, who may be important in the plot and holds the team together but otherwise is pretty much an absolute failure. The only way that Kasumi could be worse is if her fake persona also included outward changes! I'm sure that Mayu Sagara is a decent person, and she does perform well as Kasumi, but it's an extremely bad role. Not that her other roles are much better, as she did Miruki from PriMagi of all people!
Grade: D+

===Libido==
Kasumi doesn't really show a lot of libido, though perhaps it's more that I wasn't paying too much attention to her. Like with Sachiko she's implied to be “sadistic” but more towards her rivals and not in a sexual way. Plus way too often Kasumi ends up being the butt of her own actions. I don't know if she really has any relationships, at least as far as common ones, but again that might just be me not noticing things or having played the game. Still, overall there isn't too much I can say about Kasumi as she doesn't show off this area too much and considering her personality I wouldn't be surprised if she'd be against dating as an idol.
Grade: C

===Age===
There really isn't too much to talk about with Kasumi when it comes to this area. Sadly she does not have a set age, only being a first year high school student, though we do have a birthday as she was born on January 23rd. Not too much information, but it's possible that she's on the younger side when it comes to her classmates. Still, being a first year high school student means that Kasumi overall does decently here.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 58
Average score: 6.4
Final Grade: C+

*Kasumi twitches in shock hearing the total.*

: H-how! How did you get that score for me!

: Blame Topaz's obscure scoring system!

It's not that, she must be adding poorly! How unfortunate that she's a high school girl that can't do simple math!

: I KNOW how to math, Topaz!

Could have fooled me.

: It's more that you gave me such a poor score! Can't you see how cute I am? I'm Kasumi!

I know that you are, and that's why you did so poorly! I really dislike fake cute characters like you that manipulate others, only to have your schemes blow up in your faces. Granted, better that than letting you get your way, but still.

: You just cannot accept my level of cuteness!

That's only because my meter for cuteness doesn't have a “negative” function! You're anything but cute, being boring and annoying instead! You also try too hard trying to have the default “cute idol” appeal, but as said before you're just a knock off of Nico! The Nijigasaki regional form, only you're much worse than your base form.

: Like comparing Alolan Dugtrio to regular one, as Arena Trap is broken!

Exactly! Only Kasumi doesn't have the luxurious hair. By all means I don't mind her participating in the plot, but she has a horrible cuteness addiction for herself! And the fact that she's so popular with absolutely no reason behind it makes her boring and annoying personality even worse!

: It sounds more like you're the one in the wrong, Topaz!

That's impossible as this is my blog. I cannot be wrong for my opinion.

: Grrr, I suppose that it being your opinion does give you an excuse but you graded me so poorly! I can't believe it!

In all fairness it's possible that you could have fallen even further. Maybe I'm too generous at times. Not with your libido when you don't really have an established pairing and feel jealous in a very meh way at times. Not to mention being fake-sadistic like Sachiko last week.

: But I like seeing people suffer at my expense!

That doesn't mean that you're “sadistic”! Or at least the way that would have helped you out when it comes to libido. And you're barely standing out when it comes to your age as well!

: Grrr.. Why did I let you talk about me anyway. You obviously have no taste, and I should have used my stand to defeat you when I first saw you!

But then you probably wouldn't have been able to hear my blog on you.

: I shouldn't have wanted to, especially if you were going to complain about my cuteness. I know that I'm cute, and I'll be cuter than you'll ever be!

I mean that's no surprise... sadly...

: Harumph! Well then, I'll call little sister! LITTLE SISTER, WHERE ARE YOU?

: Phew. With a stand like that she can't win...

I don't know. What if it's a rare one like Sora. And regardless for whatever reason normal people will make up that it'll win all the time because they focus on their own negatives and prejudices. Like with childhood friends sadly.

: Just you wait, as she's coming down!

*As she says that a large humanoid figure comes down, sending dust upward into the air. Topaz and Riri guard but are pushed back. Once they are able to see they see a large ugly bride, with a disfigured, undead face an body. And instead of a wedding dress made of cloth it's made out of steel and metal, as if it was more armor than a ceremonial dress. It lets out a bloodcurdling yell.*

Stand: GUWAAAH!

W-what even is that?

: To think that Kasumi would take care of such an... UGLY stand!

*A hatch in the skirt opens up, revealing that Kasumi is underneath and protected from danger.*

: It is quite an... acquired taste. But considering I have spent all year raising this stand from it's first form to it's current Part 2 version... It will all be worth it as I may not be good at combat, but that's what my stand WIGHT WEDDING is here for!

: On one hand a stand that disgusting doesn't fit an idol. On the other hand considering the last name of the artist...

: I do suppose that Topaz is right on one part, I do enjoy seeing those that are easily defeated at my mercy. Now, Wight Wedding! Shotgun Blast!

WW: GRAWL....

*With a booming growl the large undead bride places her arms so that the back of her hands meet and her fingers entwine. The bands on her wrists then extend into barrels as in the gun type. With a large BANG she shoots, though Riri and Topaz are able to jump to the side in opposite directions so neither are hit.*

WW: UGGHH?

: You stupid stand! You can't be so slow! I know you're basically a moving fortress, but you have to move a little faster to catch Topaz!

*The stand turns, with Kasumi turning with it in a comedic fashion. She's still peeking out of the hole.*

We've got to do something!

: Use your stand, before she blows us to bits! Granted her aim is terrible, but with that shotgun of hers we don't want to go too close.

Luckily I have my own ranged attacks! Journeymin! Wheel in the Sky!

*Topaz brings out his stand, the humanoid figure, and has it throw the wheel around its belt towards Wight Wedding. However, it bounces off the armor of the stand's metal wedding dress. It gets flung out the window, but fortunately some familiar faces notice.*

???: I know that wheel anywhere! He must be there!

???: Are you sure? I don't even know if having you attach rockets to the van will work...

???: Whose the space-designed avatar from the future?

???: Don't worry. Doesn't the prospect of the gamble make it even more exciting?

*Back in the museum Kasumi is firing rapidly, keeping Topaz and Riri on the run.*

: I blame you for not getting your exercise!

Doing my blog is plenty of exercise! But it's not like I want to be shot at either! There's just no way Journeymin can fight her! Well, if I could reach the doors I could use the little hole she's peeking out of, but she's been guarding them so that I can't get to them!

: You're not getting away that easily! I'll defeat you, all while making sure you'll never blog again. Won't Cute Keeper be proud of me?

I wouldn't say something like that. You know how when you get big-headed your plans usually fail.

: That may have happened in the past, but not now! There's no way for you to beat Wight Wedding, though it is a shame that it's after Halloween. Regardless, take my last shot!

*White Wedding aims and starts charging her shot...*

Anime Relations: The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls, The iDOLM@STER Cinderella Girls 2nd Season, Cinderella Girls Gekijou, Cinderella Girls Gekijou 2nd Season, Cinderella Girls Gekijou 3rd Season, Cinderella Girls Gekijou: Climax Season

This is the seven-hundred-seventy-eighth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We return where we left off last week, with Topaz and Riri facing down a vile fiend.*

: Vile...

*She looks to the side and clicks her tongue before continuing.*

: To think that the narrator would be so blind as he cannot see the cuteness that I exude. I can only hope that Topaz is much more reasonable.

I highly doubt that!

: What do you know!

*She clears her throat and smiles, as if welcoming the viewers in a cutesy manner. This includes bonking herself on her head with a tap.*

: Tee hee, how foolish of cute me. I would like to welcome you back to Topaz's final blog.

: Why, is he going to be too lazy and distracted to write more?

I'm neither of those things! Now just let me play one more round...

: I see, so he is easily distracted. I hope that he is not in awe at my beauty and unable to form sentences.

The only sentence you deserve is jail time for wounding me!

: I suppose it was rude for me to cause you injury before you talked about cute me. I was just expecting you to judge me poorly!

But you're a great... good... well, decent girl! There's many other girls from your franchise who are worse!

: Ah yes. I believe that Atsumi such an example. An ally of yours seems to have faced her.

: That Zettai did, and he-well, Mafuyu technically-defeated her! Just like how we're going to beat you!

Well, not exactly of course.

: Indeed, as Atsumi is not talented like myself. I am sure that I will score a perfect 100 on your blog, Topaz!

*She laughs smuggly.*

Being fair 100 points isn't really all the points, my scoring goes up to 108. And girls have barely passed the 100 mark, especially lately.

: That just means that you're eternally on the lookout for great girls.

Precisely!

: Grrr, to make fun of cute me even before meeting me. Perhaps I should have done as Cute Keeper wished and defeated you without giving you an opportunity to fight back.

That wouldn't be sporting! The only ones who deserve pain before the fact are awful traps!

: I know nothing of those, as I only care about cute girls. Well, and my fans of course~

*The “cute me” girl poses in various ways.*

In that case, how about you allow me to blog you?

: I don't know... Cute Keeper wanted cute me to strike you down, without letting you talk about me.

That wouldn't be fair!

: Well it sure isn't because your readers would want to read about an overdosed-cutie like her, Topaz.

: Do no worry, as I am not overdosed. Though I understand, as if cuteness was a drug I'd be extremely addicting~

A shame I cannot say “and like other drugs you nearly killed me” but I've never done drugs. And I stayed in school.

: What is this, a dumb afterschool special?

Only as far as my age goes, sadly.

: But should I allow you to talk about cute me or not? Hmmm, quite a question~

It's not like I need your permission to say that...



*Sachiko is shocked to hear Topaz going rogue like that.*

: B-but I thought that you needed to have my permission for that!

That is usually the case, but for villainesses like you I make an exception. It's not like you'd approve of it, and thus you'd stall things out until people get bored. And by “people” I mean me.

: Topaz gets distracted easily but likes working on the blog. He just dislikes the time it takes.

Precisely. That's time I could spend playing video games! That said, I still need to talk about you Sachiko.

: W-well, I suppose that if you want to talk about cute me so much that you immediately began the blog I can understand. You are merely impatient to talk about me.

*Sachiko is smug once again.*

: However, Cute Keeper has told me of the power of your blog so I shall try to endure facing you until the end. I would not want to interrupt you talking about cute me after all~

That sounds like you won't be attacking us until the end. That's quite fortunate.

: Don't drop your guard, Topaz. She might be plotting something.

That's true. Sachiko might show off her devious side before we know it...

: B-but of course! I was certainly planning on attacking you once you were calmed down! To think that cute me's genius plan would be exposed like that, as I am truly the smartest and cutest idol~

Heh, “genius exposed”.

: Stop being so immature, Topaz!

But that's part of my charm! At least I hope it is...

: I am sure that you have plenty of charm. Just, you know, not as much as I do. That said, are you sure that you should be talking about yourself during MY blog?

Hold your horses, though I do understand as we get distracted quite a bit.

: Especially Topaz, who never knows what to write.

I mean this is ongoing, how can I have this all in my head all the time? (Shhh about the meta...)

: Regardless you have already introduced cute me. Should you not be discussing me as well?

I suppose... If I must.

: Grrr, you should be honored to talk about me!

Fair point. At least you're better than Atsumi or Raimu, so I should count my blessing.

: And yes, he only meant to indicate one blessing.

: You need to stop mocking me and get to the blog!

: Should you tell her about the other thing tthat happens with your blog first, Topaz?

: Oh? Is there added information that I should know about?

Well, normally when I talk about girls I'd warn that their asses would expand. But as a villain you won't have to worry about that.

: Thank goodness! I wouldn't want anything to hurt those that like my slender appearance.

I mean it's not like I'm making your boobs huge or something...

: At least those would attract fans! Though I would have to stay clear of that foolish Atsumi... However, who would want a bigger ASS?

Sadly Japan under-appreciates female asses and girls who have big ones. It's things like that which make your villain side more obvious, and I shall give you no mercy!

: I am sure that you will not be able to punish cute me, as I am far too cute and intimidating!

The only way you're intimidating would be if you stab through my body again. You're not Sephiroth!

: Though she does have wings, from what I remember from her stand...

: Ah yes. I suppose I should explain that, but my patience is running thin. Topaz, I demand that you talk about cute me immediately!

As much as I like being ordered around by a woman I don't be forced to listen to you!

: A-hem!

*Ririchiyo nudges the blogger.*

O-oh yeah... I do suppose that we should get on with the blog. You're lucky that this is your week, though I'm sure you'd rather have every week be yours.

: But of course~ That said, I await your thoughts about me!

*With that Topaz begins the blog properly,*

==Head==
===Hair===
Sachiko has some very basic hair, which isn't bad but is very boring. She has a short bob cut, with her hair no even reaching her shoulders in the back. I like long hair far more, so having such short hair is really meh. At least Sachiko does pretty well in front, as her side curls reach down to her collar or so, and she also has some that curl inwards towards her cheeks. She also has a cowlick on each side, giving her hair the appearance of being wider. She also has hair ties on her side curls, some of which she's gotten from fans. Sachiko's bangs are fairly nice, though they'd be better if they were blunt as they're currently very uneven. Her hair is a pretty light purple/lavender color which is nice, even though I prefer darker colors. Purple's a nice hair color otherwise. Overall Sachiko does alright, not too terrible as even though she has short hair the color helps out.
Grade: B-

===Eyes===
Sachiko has the sleepy style of tarame eyes. You might remember me mentioning them when it came to Shizuku not too long ago, and Fasalina a fair longer period ago. I don't mind it too much, but I don't know how well it suits Sachiko. She's not the airhead type, but it's not like she looks bad with this sort of eye shape either. It pushes her smug-ness a bit further I'd say, and you can see lines above her eyes to show that her eyes are half-closed or so. Sachiko's eyes are a fairly nice color, being a gold or amber, or perhaps even a light brown color. It's hard for me to tell the exact color. The corners of her eyes are done fairly well, though she doesn't have eyelashes though this isn't a bad thing either. Sadly she does not wear glasses as far as I could tell. Overall Sachiko doesn't have bad eyes, but they certainly don't stick out for my tastes either. Still, with a nice shape and color she doesn't do poorly.
Grade: B-

===Face==
For all of Sachiko's cuteness obsession I cannot see any difference between her face and most other Idolmaster girls. She has a fairly average face and perhaps the characters can see it but I'm unable. That said, it isn't a bad design for me. Her nose is small like I enjoy, and her face is a nice shape. I'll also mention that her various smug/smirking faces are quite good, though not in an erotic way. Overall not much to put here, other than Sachiko not being as cute as she might want though still visually appealing. Though I suppose her “cuteness” is more of a personality thing, but we'll get to that later.
Grade: B

: Ehhhh?

*Sachiko is visibly shocked.*

: I cannot believe it! Both Cute Keeper and KuteMander warned me it was possible, but it should not be...

*Her hands go like crazy, though her eyes are likewise darting around.*

What's the matter? Please don't say that you're regretting letting me talk about you.

: Well, you did force the blog.

: N-no... It's just that I'm surprised. A-are you BLIND?

Hey, I may not get hair color right sometimes. I may have to wear glasses due to having such horrible sight that I would not be able to read the computer screen. I may even play a video game without knowing what's ahead. But I'm not blind!

: Only because they changed the legal definition, or your eyes got a little better.

Nonetheless I'm not blind.

: That would have explained things though, as to think that you would give ME! CUTE ME! Only a “B” for my face!

: At least it isn't a bee on your face.

No, but you can put your “B”s on my face Riri~

*Riri pounds on the immature blogger.*

: Don't make perverse jokes like that! (they aren't even that big-wait, no! I can't let people hear this! LA LA LA~)

*Riri flusters as she continues to hit Topaz harmlessly with her fists.*

: Putting that aside, I still cannot believe that cute me would only get a “B”!

I mean you are quite attractive, but it's no like you stand out at all compared to the other girls. Your nose being small and your facial structure are still pretty good for me though. I do suppose smug expressions are slightly memetic.

: I suppose I will take it, so go and fix my score. Give me the max score as I deserve.

You're not one bit as cute as you think you are, Sachiko. If anything your face is overly bland.

: B-BLAND?! But I take such good care of myself!

That is true, and happens a lot in series, but it's hard for the audience to notice how skin and other features are like. As such it really isn't a big deal for me.

: B-but it's not just my face that is cute! What about cute me's hair?!

I mean it is on the lighter side but I do like purple hair. It's more the style that's an issue.

: T-the style?

Yeah. Bob cuts are really bland as I prefer longer hair. Your sides are long and frame your face pretty well, which is good. I also like your decorations and curved hair by your ears, so you at least stand out a little more.

: To think that my short hair would cause so many problems...

Certainly as it would have helped out a lot if you had long hair. Blunt bangs would have helped too, but in fairness your bangs aren't that bad.

: I see... So a full overhaul would be useful.

Indeed. That said, your eyes aren't much better but have the same issue.

: ... You would rather see cute me with... long eyes?

That would be silly, so no. I mean that the shape is the main issue, rather than the color. Your brownish/amber color is quite nice.

: Leave it to Topaz to reference a precious mineral or gemstone or something similar.

Fair for that. But being fair Sachiko's eyes aren't shaped too badly. Sure I do enjoy tsurime more, but her shape isn't all that bad. I also like the corners too, but I dislike that she doesn't wear glasses.

: Who do you think you are, Haruna?

: Man, it's been years since you faced her.

I know... But we cannot let that weigh us down! We have to deal with the evil girl Sachiko!

: At least call cute me the evil CUTE girl Sachiko!

For someone so plain you're too obsessed with your appearance!

: As an idol my appearance is everything! But I am sure that this is not all you have found out about me. I wish for you to continue, before you agitate me further by not noticing how outstandingly beautiful I am!

Nonsense as you don't even have a huge ass! Though speaking of that, how about we talk about your body...

: W-wait, my body?!

That we will, so let's head forward!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Sachiko isn't too cute when it comes to her body either, unless you're talking about how petite she is. Though she at least has measurements! She's 142 cm and 37 kg, with her three sizes being 74/52/75. Granted her hips are slightly larger, but both sides are close and still fairly modest. She has no memetic body part, other than her “cuteness” which is as vague as some shounen protagonist's goal. And it isn't like she shows off either, with here bony ass going largely ignored. While I wouldn't push her further down, Sachiko overall has a very meh body that she doesn't show off.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Granted not showing off is a little bit better when it comes to this area, as does being on the more modest side. Sachiko is pretty much flat with a size of 74, though even though she's taller Chihaya is still flatter. She also seems little confident in the onsen card, but I can't tell if that's due to her pettan pride or just her general “cuteness” pride. Overall not much to mention about Sachiko when it comes to her chest, not that there's anything wrong with that of course.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
As an idol it makes sense that Sachiko would have a lot of outfits, which is always good. They're also cute, which is expected from her as well. Her usual outfit might be her school uniform which is a grey double-buttoned shirt with a yellow bowtie and a dark red skirt with frills underneath, a pretty nice colored outfit I'd say. Other outfits include the various idol outfits, an angel outfit, a goth loli outfit with wings, a school swimsuit, a skydiver outfit, a miko, kimono and yukata, a towel, a wedding dress, and likely many more. If there's one good thing mobile games help with it seems to be with costumes. Overall Sachiko does pretty well, even if she doesn't wear many in the anime itself but she doesn't have much screentime as far as I remember so most of her interactions are in the game.
Grade: B+

: Eh? Ehhhhh?

*Sachiko is once again shocked to hear Topaz's words, though he's not surprised.*

Something wrong, Sachiko?

: Of course something is wrong! I could have excused the “head” areas as a fluke. A BIG fluke... But to think that you cannot appreciate the appeal of my body either!

*She poses with one hand behind her head and the other on her hip. However, Topaz is undeterred.*

You have appeal? In that case how about you show it off!

: W-what do you mean? I thought you appreciate slender bodies like cute mine!

In all fairness you do have a slender chest which scored pretty well. You just don't show off all that much. And I don't mean nipples or something similar. Then again I'm probably asking too much for such a terrible series...

: True. This is the franchise that gave Atsumi a voice for mamocentric moments yet refuses to give Tokiko one!

Exactly! Fortunately you do have the onsen card even if it's probably just you being bold in general. And you could be even flatter of course, as that would make your ass seem bigger.

: Who could possibly enjoy asses?!

A lot more people than Japan tends to think so! And again your hips are barely any bigger than your chest, giving you a somewhat rectangular if hourglass figure. You really don't have anything appealing when it comes tto your body either.

: Grrr... You just don't have a taste for cute bodies like mine! That's why you are unable to enjoy me, you mamocentric pig!

Nonsense! For example there's U149 girls that I like, not to mention girls like Anzu! You don't even have loli appeal despite your younger age, nor are you that cute!

: I should have hunted you when I had a chance...

*Sachiko glares at Topaz and draws her sword. Fortunately she isn't moving quite as fast so Riri is able to intercept with here naginata. She barely has time to transform too.*

: Phew... That was a close one... But I was able to block your attack this time.

: Seeing you in Youkai form is not very cute, you know.

Are you kidding? Look at her cute horns and long beautiful hair! Ririchiyo is how a girl should appear as, unlike your bland body!

*Riri blushes.*

: This is not the time for that, Topaz...

: Might as well say it now, and goodbye forever!

*Sachiko tries to attack Topaz again, but with a swing of her stronger weapon Riri breaks the blade of the Cuties' sword. It goes flying and lands in the road. As if coincidentally a car drives over it, cracking it into pieces.*

: N-NO! I was supposed to return that!

Man, I hope that they won't have a flat tire a little down the road...

: And YOU Topaz!

That's me!

: This is all your fault for denying my cuteness!

Of course! How can I find someone trying to kill me cute?!

: Wouldn't be the first strange crush you've had...

Fair point. That said at least I do approve of your outfits...

: Oh big whoop... So you like things I wear, that's something that doesn't affect me...

You'd be surprised! I do like your outfits, as you have a lot of cosplay outfits. You also don't seem to mind showing off either, which is good, and I like how cute you seem in your clothes.

: E-ehhh? You think... I look cute?

I suppose so, at least as far as your outfits. They have nice colors and a lot of frills, and you have a pretty good fashion sense.

: Hmmm, I suppose that some praise is better than none. Still, allow me to show off my stand!

*With that Sachiko brings out the black wings with purple trim.*

I see, so that's your stand...

: Indeed. It goes by the name Strato Various, and gives me not only the ability to fly but move at fast speeds!

: So that's why you were able to attack Topaz so easily!

But she was slow enough that you were able to catch it...

: I said fast, not superhuman. But cute me will say that Learning to Fly was the hardest part of this stand.

: Tell me about it. I barely had a week to train...

: Train?

: F-forget about that.

Hey, Sachiko. Don't you want to hear about how cute you are?

: But of course! I have been waiting so long to hear you accept how perfect cute me is~ Go on and tell me~

*Fortunately Sachiko was distracted by Topaz's words. However, he sees what he has to talk about next and jumps a little.*

H-hmmm... P-perhaps we can talk some more.

: I'm all talked out, Topaz. You cannot tease me with finally appreciating cute me, then pull it away!

Well, it isn't as great as I expected... But if you insist I'll continue!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
I will say that while Sachiko is a villain in the blog she's certainly not the worst Cinderella Girls has to offer. She is still an annoying, if memorable, side character though. She's obsessed with cuteness, even calling herself “Cute Me”. It went so far that in the game, while most before her would buff allies or debuff other classes, she was the first to debuff characters of her own class (Cute) so that she'd still be the “cutest”. She also likes mocking and one-upping other girls, even if Sachiko occasionally gets caught up in her own lies. This is probably the biggest problem with her, other than the annoyance of her saying how cute she is. Part of her appeal, sadly, seems to be of her breaking her character and being put down. I dislike when that happens, even if it is expected, as I'd rather have people feel sorry for Sachiko than say she deserved failing or something. She already seems to have an inferiority complex inside her it seems, so we shouldn't pick on her. Granted I have been picking on her blog-wise, but I don't mean too much harm. It also doesn't help that she was often told she was cute, which gave her a big head and she continues to chase that high. She's obviously addicted to “cuteness”, yet no one helps her! Jokes aside Sachiko overall isn't bad, but the way they went with her and how she's cute-obsessed certainly aren't that much of a personality. It also doesn't help that she's voiced by Ayana Takenatsu, who while a pretty good VA has some of the worst jobs when it comes to roles. This includes Nino from Quintuplets, Koneko from DxD, Kirino from OreImo, and Ayumi from TWGOK. All classic villains from this blog, I suppose, so Sachiko is in somewhat good company (though better than most of them).
Grade: C-

===Libido==
It's fairly hard to describe Sachiko when it comes to her libido. She is said to have a “sadistic” view but it is sadly not what you're thinking (that would be Tokiko). I think they have the definition wrong in some book which all of Japan seemed to have read. Rather than being dominant in a sexy way Sachiko only likes feeling superior to others through the cuteness and causing people to fail. Not only is that not extremely sexy, it also often causes Sachiko to suffer due to not thinking through her actions properly. A “charisma break” as it were. I do suppose that she does work with Ko'ume and Syoko in the same unit, being a leader, but we don't see enough of them together for me to think of them being in a yuri relationship. Overall Sachiko really doesn't show any strength in this area, and much like her “downfalls” she causes towards herself it only causes her to suffer.
Grade: C

===Age===
Sachiko is only about fourteen years old, placing her in middle school range. It's not too bad of an age, though I do prefer older ones. Her birthday is November 25th which is scarily close to the anniversary or so of my blog, but unlike my birthday I won't punish her for that. Still, not much to talk about with Sachiko's age but being fourteen she does pretty well.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 63
Average score: 7.0
Final Grade: B-

*After Topaz reveals Sachiko's final score the camera turns to her, the cute villainess looking white with her mouth in a funny shape.*

Well, I did say that it wasn't as great as I thought it might be.

*She returns to normal after shaking her head.*

: That's certainly an understatement! I can't believe that you're so annoyed by my cuteness!

: Really? Even with how much you said “cute me” and similar things.

: If I don't say that no one would remember my cuteness!

What, are your fans goldfish? But your cuteness, or adamant towards it, is your downfall.

: What do you mean? Everyone likes cute girls, and thus cute me should be popular!

Sadly you are popular, but that doesn't factor for me! Well, a little bit but you're not overly popular either so I wouldn't mention it. Sachiko, your problem is that you have manufactured cuteness. It doesn't come natural, and that's not counting that people like you for charisma break-type aspects.

: But is that not what people like seeing?

Occasionally, but for you it seems everything you do is either a scheme to make yourself look cute at the expense of others, or the scheme falling apart and you getting punished! I want to see you normally, not full of fake cuteness!

: Grrr, but am I really that bad?

I suppose not. You could be far worse, even if you're not a great girl.

: Just look at Zettai facing Atsumi for example.

Exactly! As for you, you need to accept that you won't always be best. Act natural, and your cuteness will be more apparent rather than forced!

: Grrr... I see. Though it seems my other scores also suffered!

Being fair there's only so well you can do as a middle school girl as I prefer older girls, but I'd say you still did fairly decently when it comes to age. Your libido isn't that great, but I don't know a lot about the game. Still, it's not like you have any main pairing or something.

: I have Syoko and Ko'ume!

True about your unit group, but that means that you have a violent horror aficionado and a mushroom-crazed idol as potential romance options...

: I... see... You really don't appreciate me like I deserve!

I don't, or maybe I do. After all, I don't know how much a girl like you deserves as fake personas are something I despise. I'm definitely biased against you... Then again, I'd say that Ayana Taketatsu needs better screening when it comes to roles...

: She has done a lot of villains, hasn't she...

: Grrr... Then let me be the last!

I wish, but there's probably going to be one sometime-

: No, I mean because I'm going to kill you! Your blog on me is done, so I'll be full power!

*Sachiko flies at Topaz on her huge wings, striking him before Riri could intercept. He takes 15 damage, getting knocked back but his guard still being up.*

Without that broken sword you won't be able to deal enough damage to me! Heh, broken both because it was OP and now it's destroyed.

: Yes yes. But now let's take to the skies as I'm sure you want an aerial battle.

*Ririchiyo goes into her youkai form, activating her thrusters. Her flight is staggered, unlike Sachiko's who was more trained in her stand.*

: Ufufu, what's the matter Riri? Didn't have time to learn how to fly?

: It is true that I'm not as skilled as you are... But if we do win, where would we go?

: Ah, you merely need to go to the Cute Museum. Cute Keeper has set it up so that it is a hot spot of maximum cuteness and supernatural strength. Sadly you won't be able to use that knowledge, as I shall defeat you for not seeing how adorable cute me is~

*She smiles, pressing her fingers to here lips. Riri attempts to slash at Sachiko, but the villainess manages to avoid her strikes.*

: I have not spent my time Hunting High and Low to be defeated. And while I may not have my sword, I can still attack!

: Oh? How?

*Riri smirks, but she has a spark of realization. Just in time she moves to the side, as a blade of wind blasts where she was. The thrusts cause her imbalance, but she rights herself properly eventually. The blast of wind disperses eventually in the atmosphere.*

: Phew... That was close.

: Indeed. My wings move extremely fast, and as such I can strike you with my wind!

: Well, I'm at least glad you aren't one of Zettai's girls...

: Such vulgar thoughts! Idols such as cute me would not do that!

*The two of them continue their aerial battle, zipping around in the sky as Sachiko's attacks cut corners and other parts off buildings and send them crashing down.*

: I-I hope that Fuuko's thrusters will allow me to keep this up... And that Topaz's idea works.

: There is nothing that he can do to defeat me! Face it, Ririchiyo! I've won-CuteMeMeMeMe!

*Sachiko then chases Riri through an open office building, showing off their battle. Fortunately while this blog is posted on Thursdays it was Sunday so the offices were empty. Riri just barely makes it out before the whole wall explodes. The window frame blasts upward as well. However, Riri lands on a ledge, as her thrusters have ran out. She jiggles her belt, hoping to get a little more fuel.*

: N-no! You can't putter out now! Just a little more...

: It is too late for you, Riri. You should have just stood back and let me take down Topaz.

: I could never a do that! And do not think that we haven't won. He'll still take you down instead!

: Oh? Him, who has no ability to fly? Beat a stand like mine? He has no chance!

: It's just that... A stand...

: He'd never reach me with that one wheel attack of his. Now, allow me to-

Not so fast!

*Sachiko turns around just in time to see Topaz emerging from the window frame. His stand is activated, and he lands on top of her back.*

I didn't need Riri to defeat you, I just needed an opportunity to get higher than you.

: N-NOOO!

*The two of them fall to the ground, with Topaz on top of Sachiko. She makes a small crater and has swirly eyes of defeat, her stand seeming to fade into the ether. Fortunately she is otherwise unharmed if unconscious, and Topaz gets off of her back.*

Wow. I think that's the longest distance I've rode a girl. At least vertically.

*Riri lands after leaping down the sides of buildings and returns to normal as well.*

: Please rephrase that.

Oh, was the sexual innuendo not obvious? But don't worry, as it was just a joke.

*Riri sighs and shakes her head.*

: What am I going to do with you... Well, at least her stand Strato Various allowed her to survive the fall.

True. Sachiko doesn't deserve more pain than just getting knocked out after battle. But now we have bigger things to take care of!

: True! Let's head to the Cute Museum!

*The two get them fairly quickly, though it likewise is empty. However, back with Sachiko she wakes up and sees a familiar foot.*

: W-wha... CUTE KEEPER! Cute me tried her best, but Topaz is still going to the museum! I-I want another chance!

*Cute Keeper looks down at her “ally”.*

Cute Keeper: Who are you? Any minion of mine would not be covered in dirt and street grime, as it is certainly not cute.

: It's all Topaz's fault! H-he-

Cute Keeper: And he'd likely do it again, and again. You cannot bet him as you are now, so allow me to show you how powerless you truly are...

*She summons Complete Eclipse and uses it to drain Sachiko of her cuteness, turning her former ally into a grey blob.*

Cute Keeper: This form suits a failure such as yourself...

*Cute Keeper smirks looking at the fresh cute energy.*

Cute Keeper: Oh... Interesting... Soon I can tell I'll be the cutest around, and no one will be able to compare!

*She then creates pink wings similar to Strato Various, flying to the roof of her museum which was like a tower. Meanwhile we return to Topaz and Riri, who arrive in a big room.*

Man, this place is really empty! Wait, there's someone rocking a chair in this big empty room!

: Don't you think that this is too empty to belong in a cute museum?

???: That is understandable, but this is also a space for supernaturally cute things. Such as myself, KuteMander!

Please don't tell me you'll evolve into KuteIzard!

: Maybe then throwing rocks at her will deal more damage...

???: I refuse to have rocks thrown at me! After all, I shall be the next one to battle you...

*She turns around, revealing her face.*

: But first, I shall allow you to blog about me. And it had better be good!

It'll be as good as you deserve, but do not worry. I'll be at least accurate, but the readers will have to find out next time!

*Indeed as Topaz ends the blog on this note. Who is this mysterious Cutie who is now in front of him? You'll have to read next week to find out!*

Anime Relations: Kakegurui, Kakegurui××

This is the seven-hundred-seventy-seventh week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We open with Topaz in pretty much the same spot that we left him last week, meaning out in the open. Riri is trying her best to control the thrusters that Fuuko lent to her last week.*

Welcome back- Er, Welcome back everyone to the...

*He looks back towards Ririchiyo, who is still having trouble with the jet pack. She is flying in strange patterns, though fortunately even with the tall towers around she wasn't hitting any of them.*

Riri! You're distracting the audience with your flying! I know you like being the center of attention, but it's usually because of your fat ass!

: That's all your fault, Topaz! Besides, it isn't like I'm trying to do this! I can't control the rockets!

*After spinning and doing other flying maneuvers, Riri eventually lands beside Topaz. Fortunately it is a safe landing, and not just because she can walk away from it. She sighs as she turns off the thrusters.*

: I can't believe that we weren't able to get more time to practice. I blame you losing track of the months and pushing all the plot near the end.

I mean it is unfortunate that we have to face so many enemies suddenly, but I have faith in you! And we still have a week or so for you to practice!

: Unless Sachiko or some other member of the Cuties arrives at the end of the blog... Again you being so distracted causes problems for us.

Hey now! I thought you enjoyed the time off and not being attacked by enemies!

: I mean it is good, but you're still showing your poor writing skills!

They aren't that poor! At least my relatively low readership is enjoying it! Besides- Oh! What's that?

*Topaz is distracted, which causes Riri to sigh.*

: This is the type of thing I'm talking about...

*The two of them go to look at a nearby girl gambling with three cards on a street stand. They just so happen to be under a hanging as a girl flies above.*

: Hmmm.... Cute me still doesn't see them. I shall keep a cute eye on them, and then defeat him as you seem too weak and frail for that~

*She misses Topaz and Riri who are hidden from above, and we return to the two watching a girl shuffling cards for a three card monte. She has dark hair and is immensely beautiful.*

: Hmmm~ What are you doing here? Would you like to play a game?

: I think that Topaz is already distracted by melon-like games.

Hey now, at least point out that it's fan games and not breast-related! There's this one puzzle game and-

: A GAME?

Yeah, but a video game. I don't know how much you know about them.

: If only you had the ability to read manga to be sure.

Shhh, you know I'm an anime-only way too much!

: Only because you were busy this weekend watching your play double-play Super Mario 64! (Though supporting your friends is good, but still...)

: Wow! It seems that you are quite the friend. Though now that I get a good look at you, you must be one of Zettai's friends.

I sure am-wait, how did you get that just by looking at me?

: I mean you two seem to be the only guys who prowl around for girls to talk about.

I mean that's true. That said, since you remember Zettai I'm sure that you remember his blog.

: It was quite some time ago, over five years, but indeed I do!

*She has a great wide smile.*

: Five years already...

I know, time goes by so quickly! And I don't mean just because I spend so much time doing useless things.

: Are you bringing it up because you want to talk about me as well?

Of course, as you're a great girl and I know that you'd love to be number 7-7-7!

: How lucky!

: Just be glad it isn't 7-7-BAR. Unless we're confused and in a speedrun.

: I do not understand...

: N-nevermind! (I blame you for getting me like this, Topaz...)

It is video game references once again. But would you like to be talked about?

: I am not sure about it, but knowing that you will give me points I am curious. I want to see who likes me more, you or Zettai.

I mean I have other girls I like more from your series.

: Topaz may not be a drinker like at all, but that doesn't mean he won't like a “white Russian”...

Precisely. Though sadly she doesn't have as much influence in the series as I would like. Not that you aren't a good girl yourself.

*The black-haired girl is glaring at Topaz with a highly detailed face.*

: So does that mean that I shouldn't gamble on whether or not I do better with you?

I mean you're still great! Plus I give out a few more points in blogs, so that might make the difference.

: I see. That does sound quite interesting. Go on, and I shall allow you to talk about me. Would you like me to introduce myself as well?

Fortunately you don't have to, as it's traditional for me to introduce the girls. So let's announce that...



: Well, I'm glad that we didn't have to gamble in order to get her to allow the blog.

: Oh~ That is a good point and I had not thought about it.

Oh no, you gave her an idea!

: Just because I have an idea... doesn't mean... I want... to gamble...

*Yumeko is breathing heavily and in a visible way. She is also squirming as if she's getting excited.*

Great, and now she's full of gamble energy!

: Gamble... energy?

I mean I don't know a better way to describe it. She's a Kakekgurui after all! And I don't mean a character from the series either!

: I'm glad you know about how I am, though that is not the only reason I'm so excited. After all, it feels like my butt is all tingly...

: Please don't let out a fart...

: Not in that way... It feels bigger, more plump...

*Yumeko shows off her cheeks, which have definitely grown since starting the blog. Or at least her canon size as this is the first time her ass is shown in the blog. She even fondles her cheeks, which are barely fitting inside her pantyhose.*

: Goodness! To think that my backside would grow in such a way!

It's alright, you can call it an ass. Even if you go to a refined school.

: That is quite fortunate, though we still have a problem.

You're right. Though I don't think that you're renamed at all, nor do you have any problem with pronunciation or something.

: You don't have to describe all the girl's names, Topaz.

I mean I still have to address it, and being fair being a “-bami” is important. The student council president and her twin sister, as well as most of the antagonists in the second season, have that at the end of their name.

: That it is. Though that is not the problem! We still need to gamble, Topaz!

*Yumeko pouts cutely as she looks to the side.*

Well, if you insist... I'll even allow you to choose the game!

: In that case, as I have the cards here for a street game how about we play “Find the Lady”?

That doesn't seem like a hard game.

*He points at Yumeko with one hand and Riri with the other.*

There, I found two of them! That was an easy gamble!

: I don't think that's what she means...

: That is correct. I do suppose that the game goes by many names... What was it called before? Three Card Monty?

Monty on the Run?

: This is no time to reference obscure EuroPlat computer games!

Fair enough. But I know what game you mean, Yumeko. I only have to find the queen! And by that I don't mean Yumeko herself!

: Ufufu, what a flirt. And indeed. You merely need to find the queen~

*Yumeko shows off the three cards, which involve a Queen of Hearts and the two Black Jacks.*

Twenty one!

: Wrong game, Topaz!

: Indeed. Besides, this would be thirty points in that game. Now, watch this~

*She shuffles up the three bent cards, flipping them over to only reveal the backs as otherwise it would be far too easy. She eventually separates the three of them, holding her hands out with a big smile.*

: Go on, Topaz and Riri! Pick up the queen! And I don't mean me~

Well, this is an easy gamble!

: That's right! It's THIS ONE!

*The two of them point towards the middle one together. Yumeko has a smirk on her face.*

: Are you certain about that~

Yes! Now show off the card!

: If you insist...

*She has a glare as she picks the card up slightly, looking at it suspiciously. She still holds it up and indeed it is the right card.*

: I knew it!

: That you did, ufufu~

I hope that you didn't allow us to win just so that I could talk about you.

: I would never throw a gamble. Though I would like to continue with the games. How about we go double or nothing?

: What would be double allowing Topaz to do a blog on you?

A re-review? I really should do more of those, but I'm far too lazy.

: We expect that from you...

: Regardless you should continue with the blog. I look forward to hearing what you have to say.

Then let's roll the dice and see how good Yumeko does!

: Dice...

*With that Topaz begins the blog, with Yumeko thinking about further gambling but listening intently.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Yumeko has some amazing hair, easily being among the top spots. She has a black hime cut, and I barely need to say any more. Oh, I do need to say more? Black hair is one of my favorite hair colors, and the color suits her outfit really well too. Yumeko has some beautiful blunt bangs even if there's some slight gaps but nothing too big either, and her sides are really good as well with them reaching about to her shoulders. Her ears are hidden most of the time which is quite nice. Her hair is long and flowing in the back as well, with her inner hair being slightly lighter which looks quite good. Yumeko's hair reaches about to her thighs at the longest, but it's curved so it's not like her ass is covered which is quite nice. She even has some variety such as having twintails occasionally! In general it's hard to believe how amazing Yumeko's hair is, and overall between her blunt bangs, long sides and back, and dark color I cannot think of giving her anything but top marks.
Grade: A+

===Eyes===
Yumeko also has some pretty good eyes as well. I'd say her brown eyes are a very lovely color, though as she becomes excited her eyes glow red which looks much better with her black hair and red clothes. The shape of her eyes are somewhere between tsurime and a more realistic look, and during the Kakegurui close-ups her eyes look a lot more realistic. She also has some slight eyelashes, but they aren't too noticeable in the series itself. Sadly she lacks glasses as well. Still, overall Yumeko has really nice eyes though I would say the red color looks really nice but the brown color is nice as well.
Grade: B

===Face==
Kakegurui does a lot when it comes to facial expressions, and while it normally wouldn't appeal to me I do appreciate the memetic value of the faces. Yumeko usually has small features and fits with the other characters, though her nose is a little emphasized. The facial structure, like her chin and cheeks, looks pretty nice but I'm not a big fan of the emphasis the series has on lips. Her features also get highly detailed when it comes to certain close-ups but that's done for emphasis and I can appreciate the humor and choices involved. It's a good silly series after all, and overall it suits Yumeko very well even if it isn't my sort of thing.
Grade: B+

: Hmmm, you do have a very different blogging style compared to Zettai.

Well yeah. We're different people with different tastes after all.

: You say that, but you both gave her a perfect score for hair.

Can you blame us? Look at how wondrous her hair is! The black color, the hime cut, the length... Everything about it flawless! It's even long without being so long as to hide her ass! I cannot think of any flaw that Yumeko has when it comes to her hair!

: I can feel your passion for my wonderful hair!

But of course as it's excellent! A shame the rest of your head isn't as lovely.

: Oh...? Perhaps there is a a better way to say that?

I just mean that they aren't “perfect'” for my tastes, like with your hair. You still have some really grand eyes, with a nice shape though I'm not as good with all the detail during close-ups.

: You don't like the silly angles of this series?

Oh they are cool, even if it's not the type of thing I usually like. I don't like a lot of details in facial features after all. It's shame that there's emphasis on your lips either, but I suppose some people are into that. Granted you could say that about anything on the internet at this point...

: Topaz likes small features.

Exactly. But Yumeko still looks really good. Her eyes are especially beautiful. The brown is nice, but I do prefer red as it goes well with her hair and clothes. At least she does have her eyes like that occasionally as well.

: Indeed. Not that I can tell when I'm gambling. However, that is not the only thing about my eyes...

: Please don't say that you're going to show off another sort of “brown eye”.

: I do not understand... Though I will say that my ass is getting quite large. I am afraid that my pantyhose would not be able to contain my size!

*She shows off her even bigger ass, which as she bends forward with her ass pointed towards Topaz and the camera causes her pantyhose to tear. Her sexy cheeks are seen underneath through the rips, her panties so tight that they wedge between her cheeks. Yumeko attempts to fix it, but only causes her ass to jiggle further.*

: I do wonder what the cause for this is...

I am not sure how I do it, but blame me. Whenever I do a girl their ass becomes bigger. Well, unless they're a horrible villain girl who doesn't deserve it, but you do!

: I see... So this is a product of me losing a gamble.

Yes-wait... You can't mean-

: Yes! We shall gamble on whether or not I shall continue with this blog! If you win, my ass shall become even bigger!

We can't tease people with potential ass expansion, I'm in!

: Think with something other than your crotch for once, Topaz!

Nonsense as thinking with my crotch has gotten me this far! Go on and set up the cards again, so that we can play.

: Glad to hear it, so let us begin!

*Yumeko shows off the different cards once again and shuffles them. Her gambling juices are flowing as she starts to use her abilities to deal them in an unusual pattern. Fortunately Topaz's good eyes caught the proper solution.*

: There! Now can you find the queen, and I don't mean me~

This one is a little more difficult... But I think it's this one!

: What do you mean? It's THIS ONE!

*The two of them point at different cards.*

: Topaz, your eyes must be going. No wonder you get so confused by hair color...

It's alright Riri. I know the trick.

: Trick~ Whatever could you mean?

I know all about false throws.

*Topaz enters diagram mode, explaining things.*

You see, she held the cards in her ring and middle finger, as well as her middle and index fingers. She tossed the one on top rather than the queen which was on bottom.

: W-wait, what?

Right, so the queen is right HERE!

*Topaz points to the card he was pointing to earlier, only to have Yumeko reveal it as the Queen of Hearts.*

: It seems that you saw through my ruse.

I still think you're going easy on me. Not that I mind, as I want to talk more about you.

: I want the same, but someday I know I shall get you in a gamble. Still, it is very exciting~

I can tell by how hard you're breathing. How about we continue with the blog?

: But of course, as I look forward to that~ Especially as you will be able to talk about my lovely ass.

Certainly, and be glad you didn't get shot in it like a certain voice-sake!

: Sounds painful!

And with silly faces, which your series is known for. That said, let's get on with the blog!

*Topaz continues, while Yumeko listens closely. Ririchiyo seems dazed at the blogger seeing through the trick.*

==Body==
===Build===
Yumeko has a pretty fair body, even if she doesn't show off too much. Well, she does show off a certain part at times, but that's for the next area so let's not think about that. She has a pretty nice hourglass figure even if she lacks measurements, not even having height. This is unfortunate as she seems to be a bit taller than most of the other girls. Her body is pretty slender, especially her waist which looks really nice. Her legs are emphasized if covered by the pantyhose, which looks quite good. Sadly Yumeko doesn't show off her ass too much, getting trolled with a pleated skirt but fortunately the manga gives her a well-earned pantyshot. The series also has a nail fetish and she shows of her nail polish at one point too, though it's not that big of a fetish for me. Still, overall Yumeko does really nicely when it comes to her body, with some nice curves even with the issues in the nex area.
Grade: B

===Chest===
Yumeko has a fairly big chest, and it gets shoved into the camera for fanservice quite a bit. The first season had a particularly awful ending where she just bounces around with the camera on her chest, and she even bursts open her shirt with her chest! If only she broke through her panties instead! Bad fan art was likely inspired by this, and while she's on the high end for the series it's not like she's that large either. She really needed more ass moments for balancing, but it helps that other than that she doesn't get too much focus. Overall Yumeko's main issue was that ending, bouncing and making the series seem like something it isn't by shoving her chest and getting idiot's attention.
Grade: C

===Clothes===
Yumeko could use a little better variety, but it's fortunate that her usual outfit is quite great. She tends to wear the school uniform which consists of a red blazer with black trim, a white buttoned shirt with small black ribbon, and a black skirt. She also wears pantyhose which is always sexy. Yumeko also wears an idol outfit while performing, as well as a maid outfit in the manga it seems. She also has a slightly different outfit in some official art, a bra with butterflies on the straps, and a Chinese dress-looking outfit with open cleavage, detached sleeves, and nylon thighhighs. Oh, and she also wears a ring on her left thumb as well. Overall Yumeko could use some more outfits, but she still has a lot of nice ones including her usual outfit looking outstanding as if it was created just to be worn on someone with her appearance.
Grade: B+

: This is quite the surprise.

Something surprising? Is it that I was able to catch your skilled sleight of hand earlier?

: Indeed. I wasn't expecting you to cheat.

: I did nothing outside of the rules of the game. All you needed to do was find the queen among the three cards, and I could move them as I please. That is not what I was surprised about.

: That Topaz was the one that noticed?

: No. It is more that you are the second person who does not appreciate my chest.

Certainly not, as you're Zettai's girl after all! You shouldn't even be as busty as you are, and I blame that on the animators. If it wasn't for that terrible ending you might have done better!

: Might have?

I mean you're still a fairly busty girl. As such official art isn't exactly the best. If only you were more like you are now and getting appreciated for your monstrously huge ass!

: It is quite large, is it not~

*Yumeko then shows off, her pantyhose unfortunately breaking apart as she bends over. This makes her buttocks jiggle from their new freedom, looking beautiful and booty-ful.*

Amazing as always! If only you looked this good in your series!

: (If she was this gigantic I could only imagine how much bigger her ass would be after the blog...)

: I appreciate you liking my ass, even if I sadly did not show it much in canon. Looks like you still like my body still.

But of course! You have a very beautiful curvy body that deserves more love and ass-shots!

: Thank you~ Though I know you like my pantyhose as well. A shame that they are so destroyed.

Don't worry as it was very sexy, and your pantyhose held out as long as possible and died a noble death. Your outfits in general are great, though I do agree your pantyhose are one of your biggest assets. I especially appreciate the red and black color scheme suiting you as if the school uniform was designed just for you!

: Now if only she wasn't so mamocentric...

That's true. I might be a little light on that region for Yumeko, as it doesn't come up too much in the anime outside the ending I think. Official art isn't exactly the best though she doesn't show off, and the chibi 4koma comics show off her large bust a little too much from what I've seen. I blame them playing up everyone's quirks excessively though.

: Luckily I am not sure how canon that can be.

Exactly, which is why I didn't count it. That said, how about we continue with the blog?

: Ufufu, I do not think so. I still have another challenge to do with you.

: Do we really need to play again? Topaz has already seen through your strategy.

: Do you think that is the only strategy that I have? Let me show you my true power!

*With that Yumeko flips around the three cards, only at much higher speeds. Topaz and Riri's eyes aren't fast enough to realize what she did, though he does notice something floating down off the table she had set up. Still, there are three face-down cards.*

: Go ahead and pick one!

: Oh no! I couldn't see her hands moving! It must be a stand power!

As interesting as Yumeko having a stand named after a certain Kenny Rogers song I don't think that this was a stand power.

: So do you know what to do?

Let me whisper to Riri first.

*Topaz whispers in Riri's ears, cupping his hands so Yumeko can't hear. They then walk towards the table, and Topaz points to the one in the middle.*

It's this one!

: Are you su-ure~

That I am!

*Yumeko goes to flip it.*

: Well you're wro-

Well, unless you're cheating.

*Topaz nods to Riri as he puts his finger on the back of the card. She then reveals the others, showing off two jacks.*

After all, since the other two are obviously wrong, this one must be right!

: E-eh~

*Yumeko is surprised that Topaz figured out the plan, giggling to herself and having a very Kakegurui face.*

: Ufufu. So you must have seen me replace the card. I thought I was moving fast enough that it wouldn't be noticed.

I wouldn't have, had you not let slip the queen.

*He points to the ground, where the object he saw was the queen. Yumeko is shocked.*

: I should have trained better. But do not worry, as you have bested me.

*She goes to pick up the card, only for the wind to blow it backwards a short distance. However, as Yumeko turns around her massive bare ass knocks over the table she was using, breaking it.*

: Oh no! My table!

: It must have died lucky, like your pantyhose! Man, it's been a while since a buttzilla has shown up.

True true. But do not worry as your ass is fantastic.

: Do you mean Yumeko's or mine.

....Yes. That said, are you ready to continue with the blog Yumeko?

: But of course! It is a shame that I cannot get hyped up about gambling, but I shall still listen to you.

I thank you for that.

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Yumeko has a really awesome and unique personality. She's a transfer student to Hyakkaou Private Academy which is an elite academy where the weakest are used as slaves or pets as those higher than them, with most problems solved through high-stakes gambling. Fortunately Yumeko really enjoys gambling and is quick at noticing things during the many crazy games. She defeats most of them but doesn't really get “ahead” too far either (though Kaiji she isn't either). She has a great calm and collected personality, and likes to push people further than they expected. Yumeko is also pretty nice as well, which is surprising considering some of the personalities in this series, but that sets her apart as the protagonist as well. I'm probably missing a lot of things, but it's just hard to describe her well as she's such a unique character. Overall Yumeko does well being a gambling-loving girl, and one that is usually nice but has a sadistic streak and is easily “excited” while gambling. To top it off Yumeko is voiced by Saori Hayami who does a lot for her personality with her gentle style voice, and it's no surprise that makes Zettai like her even more as Saori Hayami is one of his favorite VAs. She's done characters like Yor, Ikaros, Miyuki from Mahouka, and Haqua all of which are great girls after all.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
Yumeko has some weird aspects when it comes to her libido. She doesn't seem to have much interest in relationships, though considering that Ryouta the lead has the personality of a wet paper bag it makes sense. Yumeko tends to prefer gambling to the point of orgasm on occasion (or at least it looks like she's that happy), getting excited as she beats trial after trial. She also has a bit of a sadistic vibe going on, which is quite sexy. We also can't forget all of Yumeko's potential yuri moments, as a lot of people pair her with the secondary female lead Mary or with the main enemy Kirari, not to mention the other girls who tease her during matches. Overall Yumeko's libido is quite interesting and I like her teasing and silly moments, and I can understand why she wouldn't go after the mail lead either xD.
Grade: B

===Age===
Yumeko really doesn't have an age listed, which is a surprise. Even the website doesn't give her an age unfortunately. She is a second year in high school though, which places her at about 16-17 or so, a pretty good age. Still, with such little data Yumeko still overall does quite well though more information would have been appreciated.
Grade: B+

Total Grades: 78
Average score: 8.7
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for this week. What did you think of it, Yumeko?

: I am surprised that you give out more points, but I still did lower than Zettai's blog. Even his original one which was lower!

Oh you are a fantastic girl, especially for his tastes. Don't think that I'm saying you're poor at all, as you're a fantastic girl. But he does love you a lot more as well.

: And blame Topaz's meganekko fetish for a few points too.

Yeah, I suppose that is an issue but still. Regardless you still did really well! Granted things like your libido and age could do a little better.

: I am surprised I didn't do better with my age.

If you had an actual age it would have! But even then it's not too bad. I suppose that your libido could be better if you were more dominant and had more than just cardboard as a “love interest”. Not counting the yuri ones, of course.

: That is an insult to cardboard, as even if it's thin it still has three dimensions. He's even more one dimensional than lines!

Exactly. Luckily your personality is amazing. Not one that I would usually appreciate but you certainly made the series a lot more interesting. Plus you're a lot kinder than most of the other troublesome students.

: Thank you for your kind words, and I hope that your fans enjoyed watching me gamble.

I'm sure that they did, even if you were on the “opposing” side this time.

: That is fine. I just enjoy gambling, though I won't do some of the things that I did with Zettai during his blog~

I'm okay with that, as not only have I mentioned you're his girl but those things suit him better.

: I figured that you would enjoy. And I did enjoy the blog so do not worry about that.

That's a relief, and I'm sure people enjoyed your voice too! Granted not for the blog, but for the anime itself as you have a great VA!

: I thank you for your kind words, but I must be going.

*She picks up her table and cards, carrying them with ease to her next location.*

Phew. That was a complicated battle.

: I'm just glad that even though we played card games it didn't last an entire month.

Agreed. We were able to defeat Yumeko with ease, and her ass became gigantic!

: I don't know how good that last part is...

I do, and it's wonderful! That said, I sure hope that no enemies... ARE RIGHT BEHIND ME!

*Topaz looks behind him, but no one is there. A plastic bag seems to blow in the wind.*

Hmmm, I was expecting an enemy.

: Uh, Topaz... Other way...

OH!

*Topaz turns back around and sees Sachiko with her wing-like stand out. She's floating in the air.*

Darn it, I was off by a few seconds!

: Do not worry, as cute me will take her time to defeat you this time. I'll make sure you pay for not appreciating my cuteness!

Your... No. I won't say it.

: Oh~ I get it. You're intimidated by my cute appeal. I can understanding wanting mercy, but first you shall have to call me the cutest in the world~ I totally am, even if the Cuties believe that they are.

: Not another third strongest quintuplet battle!

: Nothing of the sort. All you have to do is bow to me.

I refuse, but rather than bow I will blog you! Next time, of course!

: I understand. Cute me needs a fair warning or else others may miss what will be your best, and final, blog~

We'll have to see about that next week. Until then, everyone!

*With that Topaz ends the blog for the week, with Sachiko having caught up to him. What could happen to our heroes? You'll just have to keep reading!*

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