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Anime Relations: Alice Gear Aegis: Doki! Actress Darake no Mermaid Grand Prix♥, Alice Gear Aegis Expansion

This is the seven-hundred-ninety-third week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz and Riri begin the blog in front of a small, mostly run-down building.*

Welcome back everyone! We're here to meet with this week's girl, and-

: A-are you sure? This place looks so run down, and I was expecting we'd meet her in a bookstore or something.

I can understand that considering the hint I gave last time, but this is where we should be.

: Well, I suppose that not having a picture will only hurt people who aren't familiar with the series, as they probably imagine it in disrepair.

Possibly, but hopefully they can still imagine. Unlike today's youth. Though I do suppose that it isn't just the youth sadly. Regardless, it seems like the maintenance people haven't been here. But at least I called ahead!

: That's a relief, though hopefully you won't be kicked out or anything.

Don't tempt fate like that. But we should still go inside before something distracts us further.

*Topaz rushes inside, making Riri shrug and sigh as she shakes her head.*

: Sometimes I wonder about him... To think that I've been doing this for ELEVEN YEARS now...

*She follows the blogger, and the two follow the hallways. Despite being in disrepair it seems fairly spotless and sparkly. They make their way to an office, where a meganekko is typing on her computer.*

: Darn it! I have to complete these spreadsheets before I leave for the night. But payroll just isn't adding up to the projected total!

Um, I think you must have added an extra cell here, which made it so that the calculations don't add up properly.

: Oh yeah. I had to paste from another project. That's what I get for not using templates well enough-W-WAIT! Who do you think you are?!

*She stands up, looking angry. Topaz had even leaned forward to point out the various errors.*

I'm Topaz, and while I came here for the blog it seems like you have some office work to get done!

: This is all Chitara's fault for leaving me to take care of this...

*Flashback noises.*

*We see a brown girl begging to the meganekko, in the same office.*

: Please! I have to take a day off! My dog is ill, and my grandmother needs to go to the vet! Er, s-switch that around!

: Well, I suppose I can take care of things. Take care- And you're already gone...

*The meganekko sighs as the brown girl runs off. As we return the spectacled beauty is angry and shaking her fist.*

: If only I had known that this was all so that she could play through an event in her mobile games!

: Believe me, I know what it's like to have someone distracted by games...

It's not my fault I got a lot of new games for Christmas, and that's not counting the various emulated games and hacks I should play!

: Those things continue to pile up way too much! But I suppose that I can't complain about more JRPGs...

Same! But going back to our conversation I'm sure that we'll be able to help out. All you need to do is tell us what to do.

: It will be quite handy having another person to input data... Alright, let's get going!

*The meganekko, Topaz, and Riri have a cool montage of scenes where they work on the computers. It is done in a very epic way, such that it was impossible to describe without taking up numerous paragraphs and extending his blog beyond the normal parameters for a MAL blog. Then again they were doing adult things, and I'm not talking about sex either. Well, Riri was mainly a mascot wearing a sexy office uniform with glasses, but that was only because the two were working in such professional manners as she spun around bored or occasionally carried papers around. Eventually Topaz hit final enter key, finishing the project as he wipes the sweat from his brow.*

Well, now all the accounts payable and receivable, not to mention payrolls and budgets, are done! Man, it's been a while since I've had to do Accounting work like this.

: Maybe if you had a job that challenged your intelligence instead of standing on the corner it wouldn't be this unusual.

: W-wait, what?

It's alright, I wait for children.

: THAT ONLY BRINGS UP MORE QUESTIONS!

: Topaz is a crossing guard.

: Oh phew, that's a lot better than I was worried. But I cannot thank you enough for helping me out with all this office work!

I can think of something...

*She backs away, looking terrified of Topaz.*

: N-no... You were just trying to get me alone to prey on me!

Not at all! I only want to talk to you for my blog!

: A blog? On me? That doesn't seem too bad...

At least we don't need to explain what a blog is.

: Ironically we might have to in the future, because kids these days are so computer-illiterate.

Oh the irony indeed. But I will say that there is one thing I need to mention when it comes to my blog.

: What's that?

You see, by having me talk about you your ass will become larger! Don't ask how it happens, but I like going around helping girls out by making their asses bigger!

*She sighs and rubs her temples.*

: I should have known that there would be something perverse involved. But I suppose worse could happen, so I'll still allow you to talk about me. You helped me with all my office work, so I'll count this as your reward.

That's all I ask for, especially as thanks to time passing I didn't have to work all that hard.

: I suppose not, but I still appreciate getting finished early.

Certainly! And since she's allowed me to talk about her it's time to announce...



: ...”Announce”?

You try doing blogs for this long without having some random segues. That said, I'm relieved to finally be able to call you Fumika.

: I thought that flashback was a little strange. Usually she'd use my name...

: Sorry, this movie was edited to fit with TV standards.

Curse you broadcast networks! That said, I should probably explain the name jokes...

: Allow me to do so!

*Fumika cutely adjusts her glasses.*

: My name can be read as “Encyclopedia Bunka” or so in Japanese. As such Topaz titled this blog “Encyclopedia”.

Exactly-wait, it hasn't even been posted yet! How did you know?

: I know many things, but from what I can tell by your poor sense of humor I assumed it was a pun.

That it was, and in case you don't know “bunko” is a type of magazine. I think, at least.

: Then where did that “writer” part come from?

We'll talk about that later, but she is trying to be a librarian.

: Indeed. I respect all sorts of books.

: If you saw the books Topaz keeps you might want to regret that...

: E-even those books, if they're well loved-

THOSE books are all digital, Riri. I'm lazy and wouldn't want them found anyway.

: Grrr, digital books are evil! There's nothing like the smell of a fresh crisp book...

I agree, but I'm also a huge miser and know my way around the internet. Regardless of what my preferences are, we still need to talk about Fumika.

: That is true, and I am glad that you called ahead as well. Even if I was so into my work that I didn't notice you come.

Don't worry as that sort of thing happens. I'm just glad we could help out and that you've agreed to my blog. Your ass is even becoming slightly larger as well~

*Topaz points to Fumika's ass, causing her to cover up. Still, the camera gets a good look at her plump cheeks, which are making her pants even tighter.*

: S-stop staring! I thought that this was a serious blog!

I mean I'll go over the sections in a serious manner, occasional joke aside.

: This whole blog is one huge joke, Topaz!

No way, a team of all white mages?! Wait, wrong internet series. Regardless the dialogue between sections are more for fun, which is usually why I do them afterward.

: Well, that and you do the sections like a full week ahead so you won't fall behind.

That is indeed true. But enough distractions, let's look at Fumika!

: I hope you'll look at more than my growing ass...

*Fumika sighs as Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Fumika has really amazing hair for my tastes. I like dark hair, but while it might seem black at first her hair color is actually a dark blue which is still really pretty. I also like her straight hair, going down her back though her hair is only about medium length as it stops at about shoulder blade level in back. In other words Fumika's hair only goes a little bit past her her shoulders. Her sides are pretty nice and cover her ears, and while she does have bangs they're fairly generic. Her hair also looks shiny and well-taken care of, but it could use a little more volume even if I like straight hair. Her hair looks really nice still, and her cute white “antenna” in mecha musume form are cute too. There isn't too much to complain about when it comes to Fumika, only small preferences, and overall her hair starts her off fairly strong with the somewhat-long length and dark blue color.
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
Fumika's eyes also do really well, though no surprise there considering she's a seasonal meganekko. Unlike Sanae last week Fumika doesn't seem to lose her glasses (which, again, was understandable for Sanae) so that helps out, and I like the thick black frames and how well they go with her eye and hair colors. She even has a bit of nose piece and her rectangle frames look good too. As for Fumika's eyes they're really great too. Granted she does have blue eyes, but they're a dark shade and match well with her hair color. Or maybe they're a purple, which would help even more, but it's difficult to tell. Her eyes also have a nice shape, seeming to be tsurime with some nice corners to them. She has some pretty good line work both with the standard shape and pupil design. Overall Fumika's eyes are extremely beautiful and I also really like her glasses as well.
Grade: A

===Face==
Fumika has a simple face but that works well for my tastes. She has soft-looking cheeks and a nice curvature, and I really like her small features. This includes a small nose as well, which is always good. Probably the biggest issue is that the series is more on the cheaper side, so occasional off-model moments may occur. Overall Fumika does alright, though while the section is fairly small it's more that there isn't too much to talk about rather than being super impressed with her. Still, she does pretty well.
Grade: A-

: Hmmm, you are indeed taking this seriously.

I mean that's what I said. Am I really so goofy that people don't respect the blog?

: I think it was more that you were staring at my ass earlier.

But I wanted to show off how much bigger it was! Just look at it!

*The camera shows off Fumika's ass, her ass so big that her pants were tearing. Her panties are seen underneath, as well as some of her assflab hanging out, causing her to cover up again.*

: SEE? This is what I was talking about!

Don't worry, as even though I have been talking about your eyes your “third eye” isn't showing.

: I'm not even an esper!

That means I can't equip you for magic and stat boosts... Regardless there is another thing that I have to bring up!

: What's that?

: As long as it's not staring at my ass again I'm alright with it...

I need to apologize to Amane.

: That traitor? I know that she wore glasses like once, but I don't know-

Not that one. The Birdie Wing one. I apologize as I had forgotten the second season also aired alongside Alice Gear, and she could have been the seasonal meganekko.

: I mean, I do thank you for talking about me but it seems like she needs more love. Poor girl lacks favorites. Even I have three, at least at the time of this blog being written.

I agree, and I hope that I can find some way of making it up to her. Fortunately I have an idea, and it's not just praising her wearing glasses like they did in the show (which I do appreciate), but other than apologizing again we should get talking about Fumika.

: More about me and not about my ass, I hope.

But your ass is quite nice, especially now that it's grown a fair bit. That's for the next areas though, right now we need to talk about your head.

: I see, so you will be going over the previous information...

Exactly! And by all means you have a great head for my tastes. Going in order you've got really beautiful hair, with a lovely dark blue color. I like dark colors so that suits you well. Your hair, while not extremely long is still a good length, and your sides cover your ears too.

: So what did I do wrong?

Nothing really, you still did decently. I'd probably say that growing your hair slightly further, though not far enough to cover your ass, and blunting your bangs into a hime cut would be even better.

: It's almost like Topaz has a hime cut fetish!

Almost?!

: Yeah, judging by you I can see that... But that isn't the only fetish you have, from what I can tell.

: That's a can of worms you don't want to open...

: ..I meant more because he appreciates my glasses.

But of course! Girls with glasses look amazing, and deserve more love! There's a reason I have seasonal meganekkos, and while you were mostly pushed to the side, sadly, you still have a great pair!

: I hope you're still talking about my glasses...

Of course! You have lovely thick frames with a dark color which fits well with your hair color but having a different shade to make it apparent where the separation is. It's a nice thing to do, and your eyes are also really nice. It is a little hard to tell your eye color, mainly due to not having as much official art in good sizes, and while blue isn't a great color at least it suits you with blue hair. The dark shade also helps too.

: You have done a good job summarizing so far, even if you do apparently really like glasses.

Proudly! And you deserve more credit for yours too! Granted so does Amane, so I apologize for not talking about her this week, but I imagine she'll accept me saying I'm sorry!

*Topaz even does a dogeza towards where he imagines Amane to be.*

: You don't need to apologize that hard, especially since you'll apologize to her later.

True! We still have to talk about Fumika's face as well! But as mentioned before she has nice soft cheeks and shape to her face, and I like the simplistic features and small nose. All in all Fumika does really well when it comes to her face and head.

: Thank you for the kind words, especially about my glasses.

But of course! I cannot imagine saying anything bad about them! Glasses are wonderful, especially thick-framed ones like yours! That said, now that we've talked about that we should move onto the next sections.

: Sounds good to me, even if I'm sure you'll be talking about the rest of my body now...

Seems all that reading has given you good foresight! Regardless, let's go to the next sections!

*With that Topaz continues onward.*

==Body==
===Build===
Fumika's main issue when it comes to this area is that she doesn't show off too much. At least in the anime, I suppose, but I don't know anything about the game it is based on. She does seem to have a slender body which is pretty nice, and is also on the taller side at 167 cm (at least compared to the other girls in the series). From what I can tell from her figure as it's hard to find pictures just of her otherwise for some reason, Fumika does seem to have a fairly good ass, but I don't think she shows it too much during the series otherwise. I'll also mention that her blood type is A, but that doesn't factor into anything for me. She also has a “gyaru” form when everyone was acting differently, with a dark tan, but it was fairly short lived. Overall Fumika does decently, but she could use more fanservice. Granted you could say any girl needs more fanservice, especially of their asses, but still.
Grade: B

===Chest===
Fortunately Fumika is fairly slender when it comes to this area. Not that she's flat, like a lot of other girls I've talked about recently, as she does have some curve still. She also doesn't show off too much either, nor does she get jealous or have other girls jealous of her. Overall not much to talk about in this area, as Fumika is fairly average I think
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Fumika does fairly well when it comes to her clothing. She is usually seen in a white buttoned shirt with some blue trim on it and a single breast pocket, and on bottom she wears pants usually. I would say that a suit would suit her better, Barney Stinson I seem to be, but her outfit looks pretty good for office work regardless. Some other outfits include the bikini in the OVA though it's the type that has a lot of excess cloth and looks more like a shirt than a bikini. While this series has a mecha background I can't remember if Fumika wears it in the anime, it's more of a mech suit type of thing like Infinite Stratos or Hundred in case curious. I bring it up because, in addition to the mecha suit she also wears a sexy tight bodysuit which is mostly black with a white top (a little mamocentric but not too bad and could be worse); her pantyhose looks quite nice there. There's also an episode where the characters do a period mystery drama, so she has outfits that reference old Japanese styles. She also has one that looks more like a red breastplate with black sleeves and pants. In another episode she's an “inspector” with mustache and suit with black necktie and brown-ish pants. I was also able to find an art book and while I'm not sure how official it is it does help her out by adding a white dress with a crossed string front, a blazer uniform with tie, a witch's outfit with nice hat and thighhighs, a purple one piece swimsuit, and possibly more. That really helped Fumika out overall, adding a lot to her variety and with good outfits as well though the ones she wears in the anime are pretty good too.
Grade: B+

: Here I was expecting you to say something perverse, but considering the subject matter you were surprisingly restrained.

I know when to be serious, though that doesn't include these spoken parts. Still, you do have a pretty good body. A shame your only measurement was height, and I guess blood type, but better than nothing I suppose.

: Believe us, we've seen girls with plenty of nothing.

And she means lacking information, as there's nothing wrong with slender girls. You have a fairly shapely body, even if you don't- show it off, but I do like how you're tall compared to the other girls. I also appreciate your nice ass.

: I can tell... S-stop staring!

*Once again Fumika had the camera staring at her glorious growing ass. Even her panties were starting to split, with her cheeks pretty much showing through her pants. She attempts to pull down her shirt to cover her ass, but that endeavor was useless. Other than showing off her sexy ass, but still.*

It is a shame that we can't count your ass now, as this blog is non-canon, but you do have a pretty nice ass if you'd show it off more.

: Perverts! All of you! B-but I still thank you for saying such kind words...

But of course! And while somewhat big your chest isn't extremely big or focused on or anything. Unlike some of the other girls in the series. Or at least as far as the anime is concerned.

: Topaz has no idea what the game might involve.

Indeed, but that sort of thing happens. Again I'm overly cheap, even if it does look fun watching the trailer. Regardless I'll mostly count things that happen in the anime.

: Well, except for the clothing at least.

It's a lot easier to see clothing when they're in an art book of sorts. And you certainly were helped out a lot by all the variety within them! That said I do like your practical usual outfit as well as it looks nice, though it's a shame you don't wear the tight bodysuit more often. It would look lovely with your massive ass.

: Hmmm... It does form around my body... It should be able to fit even if my ass expands... Hey, how about I change into that and come back.

Good plan! And while you're changing you can listen to me continue the blog!

: As long as I can hear it, I suppose. But I am still looking forward to hearing what you think of me.

Then let's get going forward!

*Fumika goes into the other room to change, but she was still able to hear Topaz as he continued the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
As a little bit of background information the Aegis Gear refers to a weapon that can fight alien invaders, but for most of the anime that isn't important. It is more background as very little of the anime calls back to that and it's more about how the group of girls have to help their squad out as they ran out of money. Fumika herself takes care of a lot of the clerical work, which is always important, and it's also fitting as she loves books. She wants to be a librarian, and has a lot of respect towards well-read books. In the series she tends to be the voice of reason, at least when she's around as she tends to be shoved in the background more than she should. The main episode where she shines is the horror-themed one where she does a lot of cleaning (it makes sense in context, as a monster weak to soap is mind-controlling the other characters). Overall Fumika is a pretty good girl with a good personality, but the main issue is that she gets pushed to the side a little too much and doesn't get to shine as much as the other main characters. Her VA is Yui Ishikawa who does a good job with her usually-serious personality. She's done characters like Mikasa from Attack on Titan, Enterprise from Azur Lane, and Minori from Tropical Rouge.
Grade: B-

===Libido==
Not too much of Fumika's libido is shown, at least as far as I could remember. Granted there could be more in the games, as I'm not sure, but she still does petty decently I'd say. It isn't like she dislikes it even if she's on the serious side, and she tends to get paired with the brown girl Chitara who is a nice foil for her. Overall Fumika does alright, but I'm no expert when it comes to this area sadly.
Grade: B-

===Age===
According to Pixiv Fumika is 16 years old. I'm surprised as she seems more like a college girl, but I suppose that shows how responsible she is compared to the other girls. Her birthday is November 22nd which is a pretty funny date considering that's the day I started my blog and we're on the 16th year or so. I can't count something that's not canon like that, but considering she's a nice high school age Fumika does pretty well overall when it comes to her age.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 78
Average score: 8.7
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for... W-wait, weren't you going to change?

*Topaz turns to look at Fumika who had returned. Surprisingly she was still wearing her usual outfit, and was blushing.*

: Well, I was going to put on my bodysuit, but do you know what happened?

: Topaz realized that you only have this picture on MAL?

I blame the series not getting the attention it deserves, as series get unfairly hated. Or maybe I'm just easily amused...

: I mean that is true, but isn't the reason. You see...

*We have more flashbacks, with Fumika zipping up her bodysuit. Her massive ass barely fit inside, but it was tight and sexy.*

: Phew. I'm relieved that I was able to fit into this. Now I won't have my fat ass hanging out any longer!

*However, Topaz was just finishing up the sections. As a result Fumika's ass became bigger, popping open the bodysuit and causing her plump cheeks to ripple in bare freedom.*

: Wait a minute, this suit is supposed to be able to endure combat and outer space! How can just my ass growing break it THAT badly?!

*We return to the present, where Fumika lets out a sigh.*

: I still cannot believe what happened..

I can, as it sounds sexy!

: It's just really humiliating to show off my ass like this...

*She tries to cover herself, but her fat cheeks are so huge that her hands, and pants, are unable to cover her massive cheeks. Fumika lets out a sigh of anguish.*

: I can't believe that you'd grow out my ass THIS big!

: Topaz's powers act in odd ways, but this effect is quite common...

I suppose that having more libido would have helped with this situation. If only you showed it more in the series!

: You can't expect me to jump your bones, Topaz!

I don't expect that either, but being more comfortable with your body would have helped. Regardless you do alright overall, and I do like your personality.

: Really? A lot of people say I'm grating...

It's not like you're a Pink Cure or something. You have a great voice, and I like you enjoying books and your goals to be a librarian as well. Your biggest issue is that it took you a while to get an episode to yourself...

: I do get pushed to the background more than I deserve, and it took every other character being mind controlled for me to show off...

*She lets out another sigh.*

That too! And it's one reason I wanted to feature you! Your lovely appearance also helped, as did the show being unfairly hated.

: I blame people not appreciating cute girls unless the series gets overly popular. Nothing wrong with Bocchi and her show, of course, but people dismiss far too many shows that deserve more love.

Agreed, and another thing to blame is having people care too much about graphics! Be it anime or games, people are becoming obsessed with insignificant changes!

: Let's not get too distracted now...

Fair, as I still have to mention your age.

: And I'm angry about that! You know you shouldn't say a woman is older than she actually is!

It's not my fault you're mature for your age! Personality-wise, not mamocentric shorthand. You seem so responsible that you seem like an adult rather than only 16, so it took me by surprise! In a good way, I suppose, as it's better than not having an age.

: I see, and it seems I did fairly well overall as you mentioned.

But of course! A shame I can't count your absolutely massive ass from the blog, as that's non-canon, but overall you fit my preferences quite well.

: I am glad to do so well, but I suppose that I should be going-

*She looks up into the sky, as they were on their way out. Fumika was seeing Topaz and Riri, so they happened to be outside. In the night sky an eyeball-like creature heads towards them.*

: GWAR!

OH NO!

: I should have known some kind of monster would attack! But I would have expected more than just an eye...

This is horrible!

: Relax, Topaz. It's the simplest boss in that game.

I mean it will be easy, but it's a huge unattached eyeball! It's gross!

: Be it as it may, I doubt it's here to read books. I shall take care of it!

*With that Fumika changes into her bodysuit, even if the picture doesn't show it. She sighs, as she remembers that her even larger ass was fully exposed. She touches her cheek before shaking her fist.*

: I'm going to have to get Topaz back for this...

*Still she leaves in her mecha musume outfit and, with a single slice she destroys the eye monster in a single attack.*

: That was far too easy...

Watch out for the second form! It'll open up it's eye!

: Eh? But it doesn't even have a lid...

*The eyeball beast opens up, revealing rows of teeth.*

: ROAR!

*It charges, biting Fumika's ass after she avoids the monster. Fortunately it wasn't a hard bite, not even making blood come out as it was more of a lip bite than an actual bite with it's teeth.*

: I'd say that I'm glad my game is in 3D, but my fat ass still got caught.

It looks fine from down here!

: At least your ass was revealed before that you shouldn't feel embarassed!

: Quiet, peanut gallery! I don't see YOU fighting up here!

: ROAR!

: And YOU! I have no idea where to came from, but I'll teach you that you shouldn't interrupt someone's blog!

*With a cool slash going across she's able to defeat the eyeball beast, causing it to fade out. She lands beside Topaz and Riri.*

: Looks like I took care of it, no thanks to you two!

I was giving you a chance to be epic and show off! It only SEEMED like laziness on my part!

: No, I'm pretty sure it was laziness. Not to mention perversion. But still, thank you for saving us Fumika.

: But of course! It is my duty as an actress!

: And now that the blog is done only one question remains!

Have I used that monster in the past, as it seems familiar...

: I mean that is a good question. From what I could find you haven't, but it was a quick glance and this is written by you. What I meant is who are we going to see next time.

That is also a good question, though I at least know who we'll be seeing! After Fumika I think we'll talk about another blue haired secretary-like meganekko.

: Once again thank you for taking the time to talk about me.

But of course! Though this upcoming girl has a demonic boss...

: Don't we all some days...

No, I mean literally. He may only be level 1 after his resurrection, but this devoted and assy horned girl still waited for his return! As for the identity of this mysterious girl, you'll have to wait for next time!

*With that Topaz and Riri say their goodbyes to Fumika and head out in search of the next girl to blog.*

Anime Relations: Mou Ippon!

This is the seven-hundred-ninety-second week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*Topaz and Ririchiyo begin the blog outside a huge school building.*

At least it isn't reality and thus everything isn't snow-covered.

: You just say that because you're more sensitive to cold than hot weather.

I won't disagree with that! Though snow areas do tend to have good music, like in the Donkey Kong Country games.

: Those have good music all over, even if the thorns level music is overrated. Not that it's bad, just gets unfairly praised.

Exactly! I also like the Zinger one and Forest Interlude. And not just because it's named after Mog's dance.

: That's “Forest NOCTURNE”, Topaz. Or Forest Suite back in the day.

Fair enough, and welcome everyone to the blog.

: W-wait, we were on camera? ALREADY?

But of course, I have to make sure to get my blogs done early. Who knows what evil may await if I don't get them done in time.

: I hope it won't be that we'll all self-destruct.

Fortunately that isn't the case. Still, we probably should look for the girl.

: If the intro is any indication I sure hope that we're not talking about a monkey.

Certainly not, unless you consider humans “apes”. You know how random we get sometimes.

: Believe me, I know first hand from all the blogs we've done together. That said, we've likely spend enough time going back and forth.

You sure didn't mind going “back and forth” last-

: S-SHUT UP!

*Riri cutely pounds against Topaz to make sure he wouldn't say anything too perverse for the blog.*

Fine fine. Let's go find the girl. Fortunately I know just where she might be! In this small building!

*Topaz points to the building, which they then enter. It seems to be set up with a lot of mats, and a girl is practicing in a white outfit with a belt. Seeing the two come in surprises her, so she puts on her glasses.*

: W-who are you?!

My apologies for coming in like this, but we're here to talk to someone.

: I see. You'll have to wait a bit, as Michi had to wait back for a make-up test.

It's not her that I want to talk about.

: But she's the president of the club-AH! You must want the ace Towa. I'll go and-

It's YOU that we want to talk about!

*The meganekko is surprised, making her jump with a silly face. She has to fix her glasses from the shock, which is very cute.*

: M-ME?! Why would you want to talk to me? And is that a camera?! Oh no!

Oh no what?

: I'm still all sweaty from practice!

: But you're the only one here. How do you practice judo by yourself?!

: I was mainly exercising until the other girls show up, and learning how to take a good fall as well.

Understandable. And don't worry as I don't mind you being sweaty. I mean you can wipe off if you want to.

: I'll take you up on that.

*The meganekko grabs a towel and wipes her face and hair.*

: That feels a little better, but I'm still surprised you want to talk about me! Why would you want that?

Don't sell yourself short, as you're a great character! Granted you seem to be better after the anime ends which is unfortunate, but you still deserve to be talked about!

: Plus Topaz wants to talk about you because you wear glasses and your series was in the winter.

That too, as it's finally time to talk about my seasonal meganekko. I like girls in glasses after all.

: I see, that would explain why you'd want to talk about me over the others...

I mean you're still great and better than most, though Towa does stand out some... Regardless, I cannot begin the blog before you give me permission, and there's another thing that I have to warn you about.

: You need to warn me about something? I knew it, you don't really like my glasses...

Eh? I'd never lie about something like that! Your glasses are excellent, and anyone who doesn't understand how sexy girls in glasses are would be the ones with something wrong with them! I'll talk about that more later, and that's not the issue that I have to tell you about.

: Then what will it be?

You see, when I talk about girls their butts become bigger. I'm not sure how it happens, probably one of my powers activating, but your ass will become much more gigantic.

: M-MY ASS?! Why would that happen, and why would I want that?

Because like with girls looking better with glasses girls also look better with bigger cheeks. Much like with glasses stupid people somehow convinced people the opposite, but I want to make sure people know that those sorts of things are sexy!

: B-but won't I become even more unbalanced?

: The other girls who have had this happen seem to be able to control it eventually, so don't worry about it. And you can even use it in Judo I think!

That's true! Not that I know how judo works, but just sit on them with your massive ass. That would just solve everything, improve you fanservice, and make me jealous! Granted if you did it now it wouldn't count, as this blog is noncanon, but regardless.

: I don't think that is how it works either... Still, I am surprised to hear that you like my glasses. Most people don't appreciate them...

It's true and a shame indeed! Which is why I still work on this tradition, to show off various meganekkos people may have missed!

: Granted I don't know if you encourage them to watch the show, but I'm sure that the girls appreciate you talking about them. Though last year was somewhat meh when it comes to glasses girls...

Agreed, there were a lot of partial meganekkos sadly. Speaking of, what do you say to allowing me to talk about you?

: I suppose that I am a little interested... I'm not familiar with the blog though, but I will still trust in you and allow this.

That's a relief, as I wouldn't know who to talk about if that isn't the case. But since she gave permission...



: So this would be what a blog is like. It does not seem that different...

Outside of introducing you we haven't done anything too unusual, Sanae. But I continue to keep my silly traditions.

: You have too many of those traditions, Topaz.

Yeah, much like how I bring up the traditions and how silly they are. But still, I'm glad to be talking about you. The seasonal meganekkos may have been delayed, but much like you and your series they haven't been forgotten!

: Topaz... Just saying that-

: You shouldn't say that, as you still had to be reminded of a lot of things.

I mean her show was about a year ago! That's a long time considering how many games I play and how many shows I watch! Plus looking things up is still helpful to make sure I don't make any mistakes.

: I do hope that your biggest mistake isn't talking about me...

Certainly not, as you still have a lot of good features! I'll talk more about that next, so I'm sure you're waiting patiently.

: But of course! I want to hear what you have to say about me! I do hope that it isn't too embarrassing...

: Don't worry.

: Oh, so he won't bring up-

: Oh he'll certainly bring up most things. What I mean is that because Topaz has so few readers for his blog that people you know shouldn't notice.

Being fair they might read it out of interest, but don't worry. They probably won't find out anything too major in canon. If anything they'll be impressed by your ass becoming bigger!

*Topaz pats Sanae's ass in a sports fashion, her cheeks bigger and thus tighter in her judo uniform. Her slightly larger cheeks ripple from the impact, and she jumps cutely as well. Once again she also straightens out her glasses.*

: Ohhh.... Don't be smacking my butt like that!

You can call it an ass, so don't worry! And while I usually bring up something about you name I don't think there's any silly wordplay with it. There might be and I don't know about it, but I cannot dwell on it too much. As such, I suppose it is a good time to begin the blog properly!

: Hopefully you'll be alright to be talked about, Sanae.

: I am a little nervous, as I'm not usually one to stand out...

*She takes a deep breath, smacking her face cheeks cutely.*

: But I am prepared for the blog, so go ahead Topaz! W-wait, how do I know who you are...

I thought I called earlier, but no matter. Blame it being another of my abilities. Regardless, now that we're through the introductions let us begin!

*With that Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
It is a little hard to tell Sanae's exact hair color and “style”, but she still does really well. She has a nice dark color, possibly a blue shade (as Towa is the one with black hair) so she does really well in this area. Sanae also has pretty nice bangs, not blunt but pretty long and swept to the left from the looks of things. Her side curls are decent though her ears are still showing. Even though I mentioned not being able to tell her hair “style” it's more that I mean I don't know what Sanae's hair looks down. She may have shown it at some point, but most of the time she has her hair in braids, which seem to be about chest-length. Braids are a good hair style for meganekkos so she looks good in them, but I wouldn't mind seeing her with her hair down. She even has braids in while in a judo match too! Still, overall Sanae does really nicely when it comes to her hair, with a lovely meganekko-supported braid style and a nice dark blue color that I'm a big fan of.
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
Last year was not a kind one for meganekkos, which may have started here. But we can't get too ahead of things, as the series does have a very unique art style. She has fairly simple eyes as far as the shape goes, with a tarame and only having her upper lid being particularly thick. It's still a nice shape and gives lot of cuteness to her design, even if not what I usually go for. Her eyes are a nice brown color, but it's a little hard to tell as the art style has black scratches for a little more color in her eyes. It's not as obvious in action with the anime though, and I imagine most girls have that effect in this series. Pretty nice I'd say, but we can't forget what makes Sanae count as far as the seasonal meganekko goes, meaning we should talk about her glasses. They are a really nice pair of spectacles, with gorgeous black thick frames that go all he way around. Really perfect glasses, so it's a shame that Sanae doesn't wear them while in a judo match. Not that I should complain, as there's a good chance they could be broken (and such a thing would be dangerous on the mat too), but it is something I have to mention. She does have nice hand-off scenes though, which isn't something a lot of shows would do. Overall Sanae has pretty nice eyes with a cool art style and nice color, and her glasses are really excellent but it's a shame she's in a sport that requires her to not wear them. Though of course I do understand.
Grade: B+

===Face==
I'll put this as gentle as possible, but it's something that I need to say: Sanae is a potato. This isn't an insult, as the entire cast is full of potatoes. What I mean is that they have really wide faces and frames, moreso than a lot of series seem to these days. And I don't mean that in a bad way either! Sanae has a wide face which reminds me of Hidamari Sketch a little, only with more details, and it really fits the art style. I do love my soft features, and her cheeks are not only nice and soft but she has a small dot-like single line nose which I really like too! She has cute rosy cheeks, and this series isn't above having the occasional silliness either. She also has thick eyebrows which fit well with her too. Overall while Sanae isn't what I'd consider overly attractive she still has a lot of features I really enjoy and have been missing for a while. She in no way is ugly, more that she's somewhat “plain” but that also makes the series' art style stand out further among a lot of modern series.
Grade: A

*Sanae is surprised to hear everything Topaz has said, and not in the usual perverse ways. She's overcome by the praise he gave her.*

Something the matter? Did I get something wrong?

: I wouldn't put it past him...

: N-no, I'm just surprised to hear so much praise about me.

: Topaz called you a POTATO!

Affectionately! I hope that people understand what I mean when I say that, as it refers more to your facial structure and design. You have a nice wide shape to your face and not a lot of details, which suits my taste pretty well. I like your rosy cheeks too!

: I hope that you mean the ones on my face.

I sure do! Mostly because the show isn't the type that would show off your bare ass like that sadly. But I'm sure that those cheeks look great too, especially since you've become a lot bigger than before!

*Topaz smacks Sanae's ass once again, making her have a goofy face from the surprise. Her fatter cheeks nearly burst out of her pants, though rips are appearing which look really sexy. She pats her bottom cutely.*

: N-not that hard, Topaz! You're going to leave a mark!

My apologies, but you ass looked so spankable. Now where was I?

: You were talking about Sanae's face and comparing it to a potato.

Ah, thank you. But fortunately Sanae's features don't pop off like a child's toy. I will mention that her face does seem a little wider than most in this era, but I consider that a bonus.

: Thank you for appreciating my plain appearance.

But of course as you look great! That said, I also like your eyes and hair a lot!

: You did mention something about spicy meganekkos or something...

Mmm, Spicy meganekkos... But I think you mean “seasonal” meganekko.

: Yeah, that!

I like to discuss a meganekko from each season indeed, and you were the one from last year's winter season as said before. After all, I make passes at girls in glasses!

: You also make passes at girl asses, even if that's more Zettai.

True true. Regadless you do have great eyes Sanae. The color is a nice brown one and fits you pretty well. The design is really nice as well!

: Thank you. Not many people compliment my eyes...

You should wear you glasses more often then!

: E-EH?! I always thought that guys wanted the opposite.

You shouldn't listen to games like that, and any guy, even virtual ones, who says that girls should lose their glasses are obviously trouble! Boo that toxic relationship and-oh, wait... we're not to that part.

: Yeah, you need to tell them why you scored Sanae so poorly if you like her eyes.

I mean a B+ is still a great score-

: You give a full score higher for glasses though! Sanae shouldn't be that low!

Oh! That is what you are talking about!

: I do suppose that I shouldn't be that low in that case...

It's not that your score started that low, it's that you didn't get the full points. You're only a partial meganekko.

: B-but I wear them all the time!

Except while doing judo, which I completely understand as mentioned before. The main issue is that a lot of the show revolves around doing judo, so you don't wear them as much as you could. They're really nice glasses too, with black thick frames and everything.

: So you're saying... I should wear them?

I don't want them to be broken during the match either though, and can understand why you wouldn't wear them. It's like common sense and my fetish are at war in my head, and I don't know who will win. It's complicated is what I'm saying...

: I see then... I'll keep going how I am.

Good plan there. And to change the subject do know that you have an amazing hair color and style. I love dark hair, and your dark blue certainly looks great. Your braids are really cute and fit your glasses too.

: Though Topaz does prefer blunt bangs.

Yes, I like my bangs as blunt as Riri's tact. And I do suppose I like free hair too. Regardless you have excellent marks in all three areas!

: R-really? To think that someone would appreciate me, and a guy too... Perhaps I do need more self esteem.

But of course, especially as a meganekko! And as such let's continue the blog!

: There's more?!

That's right, and we'll be talking about your body next. Let's head to the next sections!

: Cool and-wait!

*Topaz continues with the blog, much to Sanae's surprise at his comment.*

==Body==
===Build===
As mentioned before, Sanae is a potato (the other girls as well). This is due to her face, sure, but it also refers to her body. She has a very stout body, and while we don't have her height her weight seems to be 57 kg for the sake of judo. She isn't too curvy as a result, not that I mind plump girls of course but it's difficult to tell her body shape as a result. And that wouldn't be too bad if Sanae would have shown off more. Granted the manga may be more perverse, but even in the onsen she doesn't show off too much! Even with her showing off her ass occasionally (though not naked) she isn't too big there either which is always unfortunate. Though she does occasionally get some shots which is more than some other girls. She also gets buttsmacked occasionally! Covered up and more in a sports type of way, but still! Oh, and I should mention that like the other girls she gets all sweaty during judo which is understandable, and I don't mind that sort of thing either. Overall while his series isn't too fanservice-y (or at least the anime doesn't seem to be) Sanae does pretty decently here even if she could be a lot better.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
Sanae fortunately isn't too busty either. She seems to have a bit of a curve, though it doesn't seem to be too much. Even in the onsen she seems mostly flat, which is perfectly fine (though the water was up to her shoulders or so, making it difficult to tell). Regardless Sanae overall does pretty well when it comes to this area.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Sanae's wardrobe isn't bad, but it is fairly plain I'd say. Which fits her a little I suppose, but still. The school uniform, which we usually see her in, is fairly simple with a white shirt, red striped bow tie, and blue pleated skirt. It may be that the winter uniform has a blazer, but most of the anime is set in spring so it wasn't shown as far as I remember (though it would be nice if it was). Sanae also understandably wears her judo outfit, which is a white gi with a black belt around the top of her hips or so. She wears one-piece swimsuits when swimming, though not sukumizu as the one in the anime has frills around the chest and leg holes while the manga one seems to be spotted. It's easily possible that she wears more outfits in the manga, and there's also probably other outfits that I've missed as well. Which is unfortunate as Sanae's main issue is not having a lot of variety, though that goes with not showing off her body too much, but overall she does decently with some nice outfits.
Grade: B-

*Sanae looks quite embarrassed, steaming while tapping her fingers together.*

: Uuuu... I'll never be able to be married now, or find a boyfriend.

Eh? What do you mean? I'm sure you'll be more likely to find one now.

: B-but you said such lewd things about me!

I don't think I said anything too bad. Your show isn't exactly a perverse one after all, which hurt you a fair bit when it comes to your scores.

: Plus he called you a potato again...

: Yeah! What do you mean about that?!

Only affectionately again! I blame you being a lot more... stout compared to other series, which fits with the other characters and your design. Granted that might just be the anime and the manga might be more lewd, but I can't imagine that being the case.

: Y-you're just picking on me now, Topaz!

Not intentionally, but I still apologize! I do like your body shape as it's unique in a good way, like the other characters in the series. It's just a pretty good art style, even if it doesn't show off your curves too well. I do appreciate all the slight ass moments and spankings too.

: Is that why you've been slapping me and staring at my ass?

I mean you ass looks FAR better now! Just look at those grabable cheeks!

*Topaz pokes Sanae's ass which has expanded even further, his finger poking the skin that was pushing out the holes in her outfit. She tries to hide her cheeks, which were nearly completely exposed, but her hands couldn't cover such massive cheeks.*

: T-this isn't good!

I apologize for poking you, as I understand feeling uncomfortable at that but your cheeks looked so soft and sexy! Or do you mean that your ass is bigger and you won't get points from it? Sadly as mentioned earlier I cannot count non-canon things like this...

: N-no, I mean that my ass is grabable! My opponents might take a hold and lift me up!

: With THAT big of an ass I highly doubt they'd be lifting anything! And with how soft your cheeks are I doubt that they'd grab you like that!

: I see, so I can use this to my advantage...

Exactly! Just not a weapon, as that's Keijo and thus awful. A shame that I was reminded of such a notably awful series...

: It's alright. You just need to take a look at Sanae and remember you're in the middle of a blog.

Good point, and while I went over Sanae's body I can't forget about her chest. Though being fair there isn't a lot to talk about her here. This isn't an insult, as while she is flat that's a bad thing and she still scores pretty well.

: Everything about this blog surprises me, as I continue to hear the opposite of what I've came to believe is “attractive”.

: Next you know there will be cats and dogs living together!

: Sounds very cute!

Indeed. But we cannot be distracted by fluffy cuteness like that. Even if Sanae is fluffy and cute.

: F-FLUFF?! ME?!

But of course! And as I talked about earlier your wardrobe is fairly nice too. Granted this is one of those things that the manga might expand on, but as far as I know it's not that great.

: What is the issue with my clothing?

Nothing too big really. But the school uniform is really basic, though you should wear the blazer more. The bowtie isn't too bad though, and while we do see you in your judo outfit a lot it's not too interesting for my tastes.

: It is a practical outfit...

I know, which is why you didn't do too badly. It just isn't a sexy outfit for me. Again it's my fetishes fighting with common sense and practicality, so even though you don't score as well as you could you still do a good job with variety and I understand why you wear what you do.

: Thank you for understanding at least.

Certainly, though I hope that the readers do. Your swimsuit does help a little, as I don't mind one pieces, but you didn't show off especially well either. Probably because it got pushed into the last episode credits unfortunately.

: And Topaz doesn't know the manga either...

In all fairness the manga's scans are really far behind because people don't appreciate the series like they should. But I suppose it's time for us to head towards the last section.

: Of course, and I look forward to it!

Glad to hear that, so let's go on to the final portions!

*With that Topaz continues on with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Sanae starts out the series familiar and close with the lead Michi. They are childhood friends, with Sanae often going along with Michi's various plans and helping her out when she gets in trouble. Once they get to high school though they call on their former judo skills and help to revive the failing judo club. They work hard but don't get too far in the anime as this is a story of mostly “plain” girls and that's perfectly fine. Sanae may be skilled academically, which is quite nice as I like smart girls, but she's not as effective in the judo part. Sure she's tenacious which helps out, but she is sadly a jobber most of the time in the anime. It's unfortunate that she doesn't get really good matches until after the anime ends it seems, though I don't know too much about that part of the story. What Sanae is good at is keeping people on track and training, as she has a strong sense of responsibility. She even gets the nickname of “The Responsibility Demon” due to her being rough, but other than that she's a good friend and pretty gentle. Sanae's parents also worry about her doing judo, but she does seem to stand up to show her affection for the sport. Sanae is voiced by Yukari Anzai, who mostly does supporting roles with her other “main” girl being Miharu from Cue!. Overall she's a great girl who supports others, but I would have liked to see more of Sanae doing cool things even though she still has good matches in the anime.
Grade: B-

===Libido==
Sanae is a little troubling in this area. As mentioned earlier she's childhood friends with Michi who seems to be the one who pulls her along to the Judo club. They have a few cute moments together, and being fair considering judo involves rolling around with sweaty girls it's not surprising that there are yuri implications. I can't say if Sanae has a closer relationship with anyone else in the manga, and the two of them do seem to want boyfriends as a part of being “regular” high school girls. She also plays phone games and has a “husbando”, but I cannot condone such a relationship. Not because she's into a 2D bishounen, but because he tells her to stop using her glasses and as such is obviously a toxic relationship. Still, even though she doesn't show off too much libido there are a lot of implications and Sanae seems interested in having a boyfriend so overall she does pretty well here.
Grade: B-

===Age===
Being fair it seems that the anime doesn't cover a lot of the story, and as such Sanae's age changes as the manga goes on. She starts out as a first year in high school (though we do get some flashbacks to middle school) and that's about what the anime covers. The manga seems to go even further, up until about graduation though sadly not a lot of it is scanned in English. And to be sure I'm not sure on what age Sanae starts out at either, though she's approximately the same age as the lead girl. Overall being a high school girl helps out Sanae pretty well, even if I don't have a lot of information as far as specifics.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 74
Average score: 8.2
Final Grade: B

And with that this week's blog is over!

: Already? The previous areas you usually talked with me. But I suppose you realized how uninteresting I am...

Nothing of the sort! I just mean that the various sections are done, not that the entire blog is over! I still want your opinion of my blog.

: Well, for someone like me I'm surprised that I did well?

: You mean a potato like you?

Now now, I may have compared Sanae to a potato but only in the best ways! And not in the most recent section either!

: So you do like me then?

Of course! And not just because you wear glasses either, though that was what encouraged me to watch your series and blog you first. But you are still a mostly good girl!

: Thank you for-wait, only “mostly”?

Yeah. You have a great responsible attitude but you're also a good friend which means you help out others. The only problem is that the anime didn't go on too long, and as a result it made you look like a jobber sadly.

: A... Jobber?

Yeah, someone whose job is to be defeated to show the power of a villain. Or loses to ramp up excitement for future matches. What I'm saying is that your record isn't good in the anime, and sadly I don't know the manga too well...

: At least some people know enough, at least if the sites you looked at were right.

: Still, I appreciate how much you like me. Sometimes I felt like background...

Don't worry as I understand, you didn't have as major a role as some of the other characters like Michi or Towa. Though Towa is a great girl too, and not just because of her dark hair either.

: I understand... Sort of, I suppose. But speaking of Michi, w-we're just friends! Childhood friends, but still!

That doesn't keep people from shipping you. Besides, you roll around, grab one another, throw each other around, and get all sweaty together!

*Topaz was putting out fingers as he counted, only making Sanae more flustered. She even has steam come out of her ears before the bright red girl judo throws him over her shoulder. Fortunately there are mats so he lands safely.*

: D-don't say such perverse things about judo either!

Fine fine, I suppose I deserve that... Though if you want to sit on me I wouldn't mind...

: Don't ask her to facesit you, Topaz. (I-if you want... N-no, I cannot say that out loud!).

You look like you're hiding something, Riri?

: S-shut up!

*She pounds cutely against Topaz's body.*

Fine fine... Besides, we still have Sanae's blog to continue on about. And be glad that I didn't do what I planned on doing earlier on!

: E-eh? What's that?

I was going to throw your phone in a heavy duty shredder.

: E-EH?! Why would you do such a thing?!

Some sacrifices have to be made. You have a toxic relationship with that guy from the phone game or whatever, and you look far better in glasses!

: Just be glad that Topaz is too cheap to rent one and bring it over...

: My phone thanks you...

I thank me as well, as that visual joke would have been hard to do and overly mean. Still, you need to cut ties with him and listen to people who like your glasses and fat ass. Like me!

*Topaz shows off Sanae's massive ass, which has become much bigger. Her cheeks have burst completely, so she has to hold her pants on. He even spanks her playfully, making her moan cutely.*

: KYAH! Don't smack my cheeks like that!

I was only encouraging you~ Though I suppose I did see it when you flipped me, so I wanted to touch it more.

: Her ass certainly is a lot larger than before. Though like I said earlier you'll become used to it.

: I sure hope so... And I am glad to hear that you don't mind my age either.

While I do like older girls there's nothing wrong with high school ones. In fiction obviously.

: You don't need to explain things like that, Topaz. Only idiots would think otherwise.

That's a relief. And now that we've gone over everything it's time that we should get going.

: That is alright. I will still need to train a little for to get used to my new huge backside, but I thank you for that as well as the blog. It is a surprise that you wanted to talk about me, but with you having a fetish both for glasses and my ass I can understand that.

Thank you as well for letting me talk about you. As for now, we should be going. I think that we have quite the trip to take.

: Oh? Where are we going?

We're going to meet with a pseudo-mecha girl next week!

: I don't understand... Pseudo-mecha?

Well, the show was based on a mecha musume series, but it ended up being a very small amount of the actual anime. Though once again my readers might not know such an obscure series.

: That did happen a lot last year sadly...

Agreed as meganekko were really rare. But fortunately we won't need an Alice gear to make her AegASS Expand!

: ... That was a terrible hint, Topaz. Might as well give it away at this point...

I know, but I wasn't sure how good of a hint I can give to someone unfamiliar. I just hope that she won't throw a book at me, with that said book being an encyclopedia!

: Again that is a very obscure hint, but I imagine that they'd at least recognize it as a hint...

Yeah... But regardless let's end the blog here. See you all next time!

*Topaz and Riri head out to meet with the Spring seasonal meganekko, so be sure to join them next week as well!)

Anime Relations: Futari wa Precure: Max Heart, Kibou no Chikara: Otona Precure '23

This is the seven-hundred-ninety-first week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We join Topaz once again at his home, surrounded by young ladies.*

Hey now, I'm not sure I like the way you put that!

: You mean you don't like having us around?

Of course I do, but I don't want idiots on the internet to bring up untrue rumors.

: You don't have to worry about that, as no one actually reads these things.

: You can't say something like that! Zettai reads them at the very least!

: It is not Topaz's fault that his other friends do not commonly read them, and that they wouldn't know who we are...

A shame, as you're all great girls! Especially you Riri!

*Ririchiyo beats on Topaz cutely.*

: S-stop that, Topaz. This is someone else's blog, so you can't tease me like that.

I suppose that I shouldn't. After all, the girl is standing right over there!

*He points to the small-assed (comparatively) blonde.*

: M-me?! And what do you mean “small-assed”!

: At least you agree with the “blonde” part, meaning Nagisa isn't blonde.

True about that. But while you might not have noticed, the other two are quite assy!

*Nagisa and Honoka show off their asses to their friend, pressing one cheek together cutely.*

: That's true, just look at how huge I am! Though again I hope that I can still play lacrosse.

I'm sure you'll be fine.

: I am sure as well, and I imagine that your prospects for romance will become even more!

: I hope you mean Fuji-P and not the other girls in school!

There's nothing wrong with that kind of relationship, even if Bandai dislikes it. Just look at Bravern, though that's the other way...

: After that and the Super Robot reveal I wonder what sort of thing the future episodes have in store...

I know, I'm excited for them too! And not just to give us something to do on Thursdays! But even so, I know that my long-running blog is what most people are excited about.

: B-but it's about me! I cannot carry a blog by myself!

You certainly can, as you have a lot of personality and are quite good looking. I just blame Toei hating on yellow Cures! And Blue Cures! And Green Cures!

: I blame Toei hating on them for some sentai reason. At least there's no Orange Cure. Or at least female ones.

Boo Tsubasa but I suppose that anyone has to wear a “fruit”y color like that it might as well be Orange Chicken Wing. But enough about the soon-to-end season, we have a better Cure to talk about!

: A-are you really sure that I'm that great?

Of course! Certainly greater than the one we were talking about, and I want to talk about you just as I did your senpais!

: Though do watch out, as having him talk about you will cause your a-ass to become much larger. Look at what happened to Nagisa and myself!

: I certainly did, and while such excess weight may not be fitting for a woman such as myself-

All women deserve to be assy! Especially compared to how Japan makes them these days!

: -I will consider it a suitable result of having you talk about me. Though I am not sure that I am all that interesting...

Nonsense as you're a great girl, even if you could have used some more episodes. You need more confidence in yourself, and I'm sure my blog will help with that.

: A-are you sure? I do not wish to have my ass increased in size for no reason...

: You don't have to worry about that, as I know Topaz will do you right!

: That is true. He has much honor as a reporter, even if he, well, may not appear to. But I assure you that not only does your bottom becoming larger only be a plus he is quite fair.

: I see. And all that I need to do is listen to you?

Certainly, and occasionally chime in with comments. You shouldn't have to fight or anything.

: You shouldn't say that, Topaz! You know better than to tempt fate!

But I already used all the videos last week! I shouldn't have to have any!

: I do not understand...

: Don't worry, as Topaz gets distracted quite a bit...

It is sadly something that happens a lot, unfortunately. But don't worry, as I still want to talk about you!

: I am glad to hear that, and as I imagine you are patiently waiting I shall give you permission to talk about me!

Glad to hear that, and as you can imagine...



: I do appreciate that you made sure to use “Max Heart” in particular.

Indeed as Hikari wasn't in the first season.

: Maybe in a roundabout way but-

I mean that was the queen, not Hikari herself. It's pretty complicated as I understand, but once we get that far I'm sure you'll understand once we get to that area.

: That sentence is hard to understand overall...

My apologies! But I'm sure that you'll enjoy hearing me talk about you. Or at least I hope so.

: It has been some time since I was talked about, so I appreciate what you're doing for me.

I'm glad to hear that. I imagine you mean you appreciate the blog, but I will certainly appreciate making your ass bigger like your two senpais too.

: It's starting to grow already, even if it's nothing compared to ours!

: Do not worry, as Topaz's blog is only beginning. It shall grow in no time, Hikari!

*The camera shows off Hikari's ass, with her pants starting to tighten against her cheeks. She tries to cover it with her hands, blushing cutely.*

: P-please do not look that close!

It's alright, as it is for research!

: R-researching my ass expanding? What kind of blog is this?

The best kind, though of course anyone who follows my style of blog is great as well. But I suppose that we cannot stare and ponder over your plump cheeks all day.

: That is a relief...

Of course, as we need to get going on your blog! Then your ass will become even BIGGER!

: You need to stop pushing that. You're going to scare girls away.

I suppose that I am trying too hard, but it's still exciting to see her ass expanding. But it is true that we can't focus on that (and not just because it won't count for her final score). Hikari has a lot of other features that are great and deserve praise.

: Praise? Really? I sadly don't get a lot of that...

Sadly Toei is at fault there. Both for you and Honoka. But luckily that's where people like Zettai and myself come in!

: And Topaz knows what it's like to talk about little-known characters. Just look at the seasonal meganekkos!

True, a lot of them are either one-season girls or side characters that need more love. That reminds me that I really should go over them, but that's for another month. We're here to talk about Hikari! And Hikari, not Hikaru. I know it's confusing, but this week's girl is Hikari.

: Yes. Please do not confuse me with the space-loving Pink cure...

Certainly not! You're obviously far better, even if you needed a bit more time in the spotlight. But let's not delay things too much longer, as we have a lot to get through.

: I am looking forward to hearing what you have to say about me.

I'm glad to hear that, so let us begin properly!

*With that Topaz starts the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Hikari does a fairly surprising good job here, even if she certainly has some problems. Her hair does look sort of short due to how much it's pulled into her side braid, and while it's not my favorite style (especially with how tight it seems to be on most of her hair). Her braid goes over her left shoulder and reaches about to her chest, which is a good length but her braid even goes behind her ear! It's like Hikari picked out one of my least favorite ways to put her hair, with the worst part being that she has way too much forehead showing! Fortunately her hair is pretty cute otherwise, and she also has a couple of lovely hair clips on each side of her head as well. I'll also mention that she's blonde, as she was the first “yellow” Cure or so. She's also blond as Shiny Luminous, her not-Cure magical girl form, though her hair becomes much better. She still shows a lot of her forehead, with only a few strands of hair coming over, but instead of a single braid she has her hair pulled back into gigantic twintails! They're HUGE! Shiny's twintails are not only voluminous but they're a lot longer too, reaching about to her hips with multiple layers! Shiny even has cute bows at the base of her hair, which adds even more cuteness! And in her Super form in one of the movies her hair absolutely becomes GIGANTIC! Seriously, it's so fluffy and long, reaching her knees and being so full! It looks extraordinary and helps her stay afloat, as otherwise Hikari overall doesn't appeal to me with her tightly-wrapped braid pulling so much of her hair back. The blonde color isn't anything too special either, but at least it matches her color scheme.
Grade: B-

===Eyes===
Like the other two from this season Hikari has pretty good eyes. Though she does lack glasses, which is always unfortunate. Still, she probably has the best-shaped eyes with a nice almond-like shape, and the linework on her eyes looks better than the others. I imagine having more defined corners helps Hikari appeal to me better. She also has some slight eyelashes, but they aren't too noticeable in the show itself. Her eye color is somewhat greenish-yellowish, my poor color figuring out skills are on display it seems (it may only look yellow due to her hair being that color). Another unfortunate thing about Hikari's eyes is that in her first few episodes she hadn't fully regained a personality and as such her eyes are a little empty as a result. It's an effect I'm not too fond of. Still, Hikari does pretty well here overall mostly due to the nice shape of her eyes.
Grade: B

===Face==
Hikari's face is fairly similar to the other two girls, meaning Honoka and Nagisa from the past few weeks. Nothing wrong with that as they share a series and thus art style, and I still like the design. Hikari herself still has somewhat thicker eye brows and small features. This includes a fairly simple nose, and her face, cheeks, and chin all have nice gentle curves. And of course, Hikari has some silly facial expressions which is something that I always appreciate. Overall Hikari does really well in this area, being pretty cute and in general looking quite nice for my tastes.
Grade: B+

: I am surprised by how well Hikari did.

: H-Honoka-senpai! W-what do you mean?

*Honoka blushes and waves her hands, trying to get her friend to understand.*

: I did not mean anything bad about that! It just seems that Topaz likes darker haired girls.

That is true, which is why you did so well. Being blonde isn't a plus for Hikari's hair for me, but otherwise I like the style.

: Y-you do?

But of course. The single braid looks nice and I like how long it is. Sure I'd prefer if it was longer and free, but it's not a bad style.

: And luckily it didn't cost Hikari her life!

True it does look like the standard dead mother hairstyle a little, but I suppose there may have been a close call later on. But we'll get to that later. I need to bring up that I also like her Cure form.

: Technically Shiny Luminous isn't-

I know, technically she doesn't have “Cure” in her name as Toei had dumb rules back then. Though now they're still dumb in even more impressive ways, evolving backwards!

: Please do not be too distracted, as you've already mentioned how bad the studio is. I do not want you to forget about me...

I'd never forget about you Hikari, but you've got a point. I was interrupted, but your twintails are certainly cool and fluffy. I like how they become even bigger in the movie upgrades.

: She goes Super Saiyan 3!

Luckily she still has eyebrows. But speaking of her face Hikari does decently there as well. Granted the art style makes her features somewhat similar to the other two, but that's not a bad thing as their hair helps make each one more identifiable. Still, you have a lot of appealing features and your simple, soft design is something that I really like.

: T-thank you for that.

*She blushes cutely.*

: Of course, as it seems that Topaz enjoys girls like us. Though it is a shame that you do not wear glasses.

: You don't need to brag.

*Honoka covers her mouth.*

: M-my apologies as that was not my intent!

Do not worry as I understand, as Hikari would have done even better had she worn glasses. Her eyes aren't too bad, better than being a blue-eyed blonde though green is fairly close but the golden-ish color helps a fair amount. It also fits close to your hair color which helps too.

: Thank you for liking my eye color.

But of course! I'll also mention the outlines on your eyes are probably the best out of the Futari Wa girls, as your corners are more apparent. It looks really nice.

: To think that you have so much praise about me...

You deserve it for having such a nice design. Sure there are things that I'd prefer, but you still overall look very nice. But that's not the end of courrse, as we should continue onward!

: I look forward to hearing what you have to say.

Thank you for that, so let's talk about your body next~

*With that Topaz continues onward with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Even though the background for Hikari's creation (in-universe) is so different from Honoka and Nagisa she still has a fairly similar body. She has a fairly basic and slender teenage body, or at least one from a show for young girls. She also lacks any measurement, other than her blood type being AB, and considering the slight age difference I think she's shorter than the other two girls. Shiny Luminous doesn't even show off her stomach like Cure Black does occasionally! Unfortunately she also lacks a buttshot, or even an ass attack as far as I remember. We don't even have a good view of her during her transformation sequence! It's a shame that we don't get to see more of Hikari's body, especially considering the potential jokes with being “HEINY BUMinASS” xD.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
As mentioned prior Hikari is a fairly slender girl and that includes with her chest. There isn't a lot to talk about, as she's about as flat as the other two girls and she doesn't show off too much either. Overall Hikari is a lovely flat teen which befits the series.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Hikari has a great variety of clothes, not as many as Honoka and Nagisa (due to losing a season of screentime) but still a good amount. As mentioned with the two girls she tends to wear the Verone school uniform, a very nice blazer outfit with plaid skirt and having dark knee-high socks. She has various cute casual outfits, which usually include jeans with the legs rolled up to her shins, and when working at the cafe she wears an apron (sadly not only that though). Some other outfits include a cute white and red dress in a movie, white frilly pajamas, winter clothes, and possibly more that I'm not able to remember. Shiny Luminous has a really fancy-looking outfit with a lot of frills. She has really big legwarmers/socks that go from her shoes all the way up above her knees with hearts on the top. She also has a frilly pink and white dress with big shoulders and a large bow on her chest, and a bag for her transformation item. Shiny also has long detached sleeves too, much like on her legs, which go from her wrist to upper arm. In the movies she gets a golden colored power-up, and while her “Super” form in the second Max Heart movie is similar it looks a lot longer and more extravagant. Overall Hikari is like the other two when it comes to outfits, having a good school uniform, a lot of variety (though not as much as the other two), and Shiny Luminous has a great magical girl design too!
Grade: B+

: You know, it is quite silly how last week you mentioned having more Black-themed Cures when Dark Sky came out that week.

It's mostly funny for the timing, but it's still a dumb idea.

: Do you mean the name or that they completely failed any build-up and did nothing with it?

Yes. But let's not get too distracted as we have a lot to talk about when it comes to Hikari.

: I do suppose that it is on-topic as you seem to appreciate my magical girl outfit.

Of course, as Shiny Luminous' outfit is really cute. It's a shame it's not more yellow as it confuses people as far as color goes.

: Being fair PreCure existing confuses far too many people, be it on colors or which seasons are garbage.

I feel I'm not a good person to complain about that when I have trouble telling colors sometimes, but in all fairness I usually understand where the color is coming from.

: That is understandable, and it would appear that while you didn't go too far in depth you seem to enjoy my other clothing too.

: I do suppose that Topaz, as well as Zettai, like your blazer uniform as he did with ours.

Certainly as they look really good.

: Thank you for your kind words, though I am fairly embarrassed about the other topics.

I suppose that is normal, a lot of girls say that it's embarrassing that I talk about their bodies. But this is strictly research.

: Is that the reason for the camera getting so close to my ass?

*Hikari looks back as a camera is very close to her massive ass, which has grown even more. Granted she's not as big as Nagisa nor Honoka, but she was also in the middle of her blog or so, having plenty of time to grow.*

: I may have time to grow, but that does not mean that my pants do!

*Indeed as right after she says that Hikari's pants split open, revealing her plump cheeks in various places. She tries to cover up but to no avail.*

Do not worry, Hikari. Like I said, this is all research.

: Stop staring at our kouhai's ass, Topaz! And don't think that you'll go to the loophole of mine nor Honoka's asses!

: Actually I wouldn't mind showing off a little more...

*Honoka shakes her hips shyly, her ass jiggling due to how exposed it is. She is quickly flustered after showing off her bare cheeks, but that shows how sexy it is.*

: T-that is it for now!

I like the “for now” part of that. However, do notice that I cannot count Hikari's expanded ass for the purposes of the blog. It isn't canon after all. She's pretty slender and doesn't show off which I suppose isn't too surprising considering the main demographic...

: I cannot apologize for that. Both for fitting the demographic and because I am not a fan of the names you called me.

Names? I was just making puns, I didn't mean anything insulting! My apologies if you thought that was the case, but I wanted those names to be affectionate. Also it is a shame that you don't even have a implied butt punch like the other two!

: That was only in the ending Topaz!

: I imagine that such a thing still aids us...

Certainly! And we don't get as good of a shot of your body while transforming either. That said, I still imagine you don't have any issues with your body and being slender isn't too bad.

: Excluding my bottom, at least...

Well, that is certainly true. But the rest of you being slender like your chest isn't too bad either. The blog is helping out with your ass too, which is always a good thing.

: Thank you for that, as I can see how much better my improved ass is. I still have some room to grow until I reach my senpais...

That only means that you'll need me to do more of the blog, so let's continue onward!

: I look forward to hearing your thoughts!

*With that Topaz continues the blog, with Hikari and the other girls listening carefully. However, they have not realized that they were being watched by a mysterious three-legged foe.*

: UFUFU! It appears that there are good pawns to steal from. As a member of my family, I must go but I shall wait until their guard is down...

==Mind==
===Personality==
Hikari has a very particular creation. She was split off from the queen of good, symbolizing her “life”, and she has to help the heroes find various creatures called Heartiels to help return her to her former glory. This means that early on Hikari is very much a blank slate, lacking memories or personality. She eventually learns about humanity and emotions, though she is a pretty passive girl even at the end. She does have an air of nobility to her, as she seems to be a nice and proper Yamato Nadeshiko from her latent personality as a queen. Hikari stays with Akane, helping out her Tako Cafe to support herself, and eventually regained her human emotion and life (allowing her to live on after the series). She doesn't want to cause problems for others, though this does mean that she gets pushed in the background a fair amount. It doesn't help that Shiny Luminous somewhat acts more like a “power-up” for the other two Cures either, and she wasn't even counted as a “Cure” for a long time (I'm not sure if Toei even counts her now). Hikari needs a lot more love, but her kind if naive personality is a very good one as it reminds me a little of Asumi (who is also a blonde Cure with similar hairstyle). Overall she does really good, even if he main issue is being pushed in the background compared to Honoka and especially Nagisa's storylines. Hikari's VA is the wonderful Rie Tanaka, who is a great VA and gives her a very lovely cute voice. Other roles she's done include Suigintou, Chii from Chobits, Lacus and Meer from Gundam Seed, Neptune, Minna from Strike Witches, and a great many other as well.
Grade: B

===Libido==
It's sort of complicated and somewhat plot-driven when it comes to Hikari's libido. Or at least the relationship she has with Hikaru is implied as such. You see, as I mentioned before Hikari was split from the queen of good but the dark king was split up as a result. The two “life” people, meaning Hikari and a young boy named Hikaru, are drawn to one another through magical forces. The villains usually take care of Hikaru, and I don't mean the space-brained Cure Star obviously. There's nothing too lustful between Hikari and Hikaru, which is a shame as it's a cute shotacom pairing due to how small he sis, but sadly in the last episode the two of them become their own people and are considered siblings. Overall it's a shame that they weren't implied to be more, but I suppose that Hikari and Hikaru barely have any interaction until the end of the series or so. And hey, I have no problem with older sister-younger brother pairings xD.
Grade: B-

===Age===
It is a little hard to describe Hikari's age. She was split off from the queen at the beginning of the series, so she's “technically” really young but body wise she seems to be a teenager. She's about 13 or so physically, making her about two years younger than Nagisa and Honoka. Her official profile even mentions that she was born on September 9th of 1992 from what I could find. This is a pretty good age, even if she's about average when it comes to PreCure age. Overall not too much to talk about with Hikari's age as she does pretty nice overall, even if she's split off from an older girl but at least she's eventually able to live her own life.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 71
Average score: 7.9
Final Grade: B

And with that Hikari's blog is done! What do you think of it?

: No fair! She did better than I did!

: You cannot be angry just because Hikari fits Topaz's tastes better, Nagisa...

: I know, but it was ONE POINT!

: My apologies, but I still thank you for talking about me Topaz. I am honored to hear your thoughts.

*She bows, only to have Topaz bow towards her.*

You shouldn't be honored, as I'm the one who should be! I'm glad to have talked about you and given you all a chance to shine! Toei certainly doesn't.

: Really, Topaz? They don't?

Okay so they are probably the most common crossover Cures, and appear randomly a lot. But what I mean is that Honoka and Hikari needed some time to shine over Nagisa, though I even liked talking about her.

: You had better, as otherwise letting you do my blog would be unbelievable!

Certainly. As for Hikari, while you have an odd age due to being something like a third of the queen I mainly counted you being a few “years” younger than Nagisa and Honoka. I figure that should fit better.

: True, and it would be odd if one were to count when this form was “born” as well. I mean as a separate entity, not as part of the queen.

That would make it even more complicated! Fortunately your libido does... alright.

: Libido?

: He means your sexual relations or implications.

: E-EH?!

*She blushes.*

: B-but Topaz brought up Hikaru! And not the Pink Cure space head either!

Thank goodness! But indeed, as the two of you are connected after all.

: We may be connected, but he is more like a brother! And a little boy!

Please please, I can only praise your relationship with him so much! Though I suppose that it sucks getting sibling-blocked, just look at Elsie though THAT ending was far worse obviously. Tenri deserves a better series!

: A lot of girls from that series deserved better...

Indeed, but let's not get too distracted from Hikari's blog. She's a great girl, even if she was sort of empty in the beginning.

: I was not used to my body, but with Nagisa and Honoka, among others, supporting me I was able to become what I am today.

Exactly. While Hikari didn't have any particularly silly “not-used-to-humans” things like Asumi the two are somewhat similar coming into the world without remembering anything. Not exactly, only somewhat similar but not like Toei theft like it usually does.

: I am glad that you like the aspect of my personality.

Certainly as it was really nice seeing you develop as a character as Max Heart goes on. I imagine having good girls like Nagisa and Honoka helped, as well as the rest who all contributed to helping you out.

: Yes. I cannot thank you enough!

: We're the lucky ones to know you so well!

: But of course, and we are happy to have such a good friend too.

: Thank you so much!

Indeed! The only bad thing is that.. .well... Max Heart wasn't exactly the most “plot-heavy” series and most of the in-between episodes tended to be about Nagisa. Hikari and Honoka both could have used more episodes, but I also wouldn't want them to stretch the series more than it already was. Granted it was at least easier to get through than some other modern series, Maho and Healin' Good excluded, but still.

: I am sure that your readers understand.

Certainly as Zettai definitely knows what I'm talking about! And of course Rie Tanaka is a great VA who does a good job.

: Thank you for the lovely compliments, as I shall hold them dear!

You took the blog surprisingly well, even though I brought up some questionable things.

: But of course, as I cannot scold you for what you feel in your heart. I appreciate you giving me so much attention.

I'm glad to hear that...

*The camera looks at Hikari's massive ass which had broke through even more of her pants. Her gigantic cheeks were now bare, and the size of the other girls.*

: E-except about showing off my ass so much like this! Not that I can blame you too much, as you said it was for research and I imagine that you may not be intending to shoot my backside but it is so massive it is had to get past.

: It's not like it's the broad side of a barn, Hikari...

: Still, I appreciate you for talking about me.

Same here. And since we're done talking about things I suppose that we should be go-

*Suddenly a three-legged thief jumps out of a nearby hedge.*

: Now that you have ended, it is time for me to make my move!

*The thief rushes towards Topaz and steals the glasses off his face. Fortunately Topaz covers his eyes in time, so his glasses-less face is unseen.*

: You have many good stuffs! Without these you'll never be able to advance forward!

Oh no! I can see without my glasses, and that means I'd be unable to use the computer or read magic books!

: I'm honestly more surprised that you're typing this so well.

Shhhh... But we really should defeat that sus three-legged thief before he gets too far!

: And I thought that it's usually a “one-armed bandit”.

: That is a slot machine. And wrong game, as we are not in Silmaria...Wait, how did I know that sort of knowledge...

: Truly Topaz's blog has done more than just increased the size of our asses. But we cannot stand here and wait, so let us transform!

*With that Hikari, as well as Honoka and Nagisa, all transform.*



: EEK! I had better run away even quicker now! Good bye!

*The thief continues running away.*

: Quick! After him!

: But of course!

: You chase him, and I'll cut him off!

Probably not the best thing to say with something that has three legs...

: What do you know. You can't even see anything with your hands in front of your eyes...

: You'll never be able to catch me!

: You might think that, but not once I buff my allies!

*Shiny Luminous once again buffs Cure Black and Cure White.*



*However, despite the video the silly-looking thief avoids it.*

: Wha hah! Once again I shall be off and you'll never get your glasses back!

Oh no! Anything but that!

: Then allow me to use THIS!

*Shiny then slams her massive ass, which wasn't able to fit inside her magical girl outfit, against the monster. He seems to fall to soot, having last words.*

: N-NOO! Peaches are deadly to my kind!

*Shiny then dusts off her ass, jiggling her cheeks as she does so.*

: That was a surprising victory. But do not worry, as I was able to retrieve your glasses.

*She goes over and untransforms, allowing Topaz to put his glasses on.*

Phew. I was starting to get a headache not wearing them.

: Hey, why didn't YOU attack with your ass?

: It was Hikari's blog, and if I was the one who attacked.. Well, Topaz would not want his glasses back due to the odors...

*The two transform back.*

: Well, I suppose that is it for this month. I once again thank you for giving me this opportunity.

Certainly, as Toei sadly probably wouldn't. Thank you for allowing me to talk to you, and thank you for saving me too! I'll be seeing you!

: Hopefully not for a long time!

: I am certain we may return in a future season to help out our fellow Cures. But until then!

I understand!

*The three girls leave, allowing Topaz and Riri to talk.*

: Well that was a random set of creatures that were sent after us. That said, do you have any plans for next week?

But of course! Now that my glasses are safe on my face I understand how precious they are! As such we'll be looking at the seasonal meganekkos next time!

: I suppose that you did only delay them... So who is coming first?

That would be the winter season, which is the worst season. I hate the cold... But putting that aside, we'll be watching some hot-blooded judo action!

: So that's the girl you chose. Somehow I'm not surprised, but hopefully our readers don't mind such an obscure series...

These things happen with seasonal meganekko, but as long as the blog is good I hope that it should still be enjoyed. And until next time, see you all then!

*With that Topaz ends this week's blog, with promises of a seasonal meganekko next time.*

Anime Relations: Futari wa Precure, Futari wa Precure: Max Heart, Kibou no Chikara: Otona Precure '23

This is the seven-hundred-ninetieth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We resume the blog where the last one left off, with Topaz and Ririchiyo at home. They are met by Honoka and friend.*

: HEY! You're the narrator! You can't say that!

*...Are you MORE than friends?*

: I don't mean it like that, idiot!

: Calm down... you are only playing into their hands.

We wouldn't intentionally try to make you angry. I want to help you look good, as it's no like you're a bad character.

: I thank you for saying that, but you still picked on me so much. You even did it at the start of the blog!

: I blame Topaz's bad sense of humor.

You mean people don't like twenty plus year old gaming references or dad jokes? Color me surprised!

: Your readers just do because they're as old as you are! Or at least around your age.

: Not that we mind of course! You have been doing the blog for a long time, and I am glad that you are finally talking about us.

Of course, as you're great Cures! Sure she has bad Toei bias, but a least she isn't like a lot of modern Pink Cures!

: You bless me with your words. Eh heh heh...

*She rubs the back of her neck.*

: So what's this “blog” thing that you did with Honoka?

It isn't much, but I basically talk about you. I hope that you won't fall asleep though.

: Are you saying that I'm so boring that even I'd be bored listening to me?

Certainly not! I'm more saying your scholastic abilities are quite underwhelming.

: I'm not sure what he's saying...

: I believe that he intends to insult your grades...

: Thank you for translating. And for YOU Topaz! I can't believe that you'd call me dumb! You even tried to disguise it with big words so that I wouldn't catch it!

In all fairness I wasn't intending to do that, but I still apologize. I hope that you will still let me do your blog.

: I don't know, I MIGHT be too busy to listen.

: You are? Do we have some Cure meeting? Do we need to rescue another modern Cure?

: Er, I-I was only trying to make an excuse to get out of it...

In that case you can be skipped over. Hey, Riri. Are you ready for a SHINY hunt?

: I'll prepare the special sandwich and charm immediately.

: Whoa whoa... I can't believe it! Are you really going to skip me like that?

I mean if you're busy I don't want to take your time. Especially if it's Cure business as I don't want to be the cause of injury or something!

: Y-you know what, I had the date and time wrong. I have plenty of time so go ahead with your blog Topaz.

That's good, though somehow I'm not surprised you mistook the date. We swap out the month and date from the usual.

: Just another way America makes things difficult for everyone...

Hey now, it could be worse! We could have Maritime rules or something even more complicated! But thank you for letting me talk about you.

: But of course, especially if Honoka had such a good blog last week. I expect to do even better!

I'm not sure you will, as Honoka is really great. That said, let's get going with the blog-

: W-WAIT!

*Honoka is bright red as she commands Topaz to hold on with the blog.*

Something the matter?

: I-I am sorry, but I cannot allow her to unknowingly take part in your blog, Topaz! She has to know!

: K-know something? What are you thinking of now? I'm sure I can handle everything!

Are you sure? I'll have to talk about your relationship.

: T-that's perfectly fine!

*She looks away, nervous about what Topaz might say.*

Even if someone, say Shougo, happens on this blog?

: A-alright find! I'd be really embarrassed about that, but I also want to hear what you think about me. You talked about Honoka, so you must be able to talk about me as well!

That's certainly true. And don't worry as I doubt he'll find it. After all, very few people read this blog but I am stubborn enough to continue doing it! I mean I still enjoy it, but still.

: That was not what I was trying to warn you about either. I only want her to know that her a-a-b-butt will become huge after you do her blog!

*Honoka turns around, knocking her friend over with her massive cheeks. As she bends over she knocks over more things trying to help her up.*

: Such a huge backside you've given me, Topaz...

You can call it an ass you know. But it is true. I'm not sure how it works but you ass will become larger if I talk about you.

: Unbelievable! Not only will everyone be able to see my massive ass if it's as big as Honoka's, but I won't be able to play lacrosse with cheeks that massive!

Obviously you should sit in the goal, as you ass will become so huge that no ball can get past you!

: I don't think I'd be able to do that.

Not with that attitude! You should be able to enjoy how enormous your ass has become, and it will likely only bring you great things! But we can't get too ahead of ourselves, as I still have to introduce you.

: I thought it was odd that you weren't using my name. Get on with it then!

: Eventually you'll have made that kind of joke so much it won't be funny anymore. Not that it was that funny to begin with.

Joke? It's just dialogue, though I do suppose that for someone whose done these blogs for so long I am surprisingly bad at it. But in that case let's not waste any more time as I have to say that...



: E-EHH?! Are you sure that you should be so open about our identities like that?

: I mean it's not like he outright called you “Cure Black” or something. I mean that is who you are, and you revealed it last week, but Topaz and his traditions...

: I suppose so, but I thought we transformed off camera!

You were the only one “off camera” because I felt like picking on you a bit. Don't think that I was being serious since as mentioned before you're still pretty good. Just not as great as Honoka.

: P-please, you do not need to compliment me at Nagisa's expense!

I mean it though, you have a lot of features that suit me better than hers do. And I'm not just talking about your glasses, though they certainly help.

: T-thank you very much.

: Unbelievable! To think my good vision will be punishing!

: Don't worry as I have an extra pair for you!

: Lucky!

*Nagisa does a peace sign and takes the extra glasses from Honoka. She then puts them on as well.*

: So how do I look?

Better, but sadly I cannot rank you higher because of this.

: W-what? Why can't you praise me! It's not like I put them on after you talked about my eyes!

Yes, but this is non-canon! It's just like I can't count how much bigger Honoka's ass has become!

*Topaz points at the girl he blogged last time, who blushes and attempts to cover up her fat ass. Once again her cheeks are so big that she cannot hide them.

: P-please do not show off my ass like this, as my bare cheeks are exposed!

I suppose that is fine. After all, this isn't your blog as that was last week. Even if your new bigger ass is quite sexy. Still, it's someone else's blog today...

: W-wait, you mean ME? I don't have an ass like Honoka does!

I mean that isn't untrue, especially after the blog, but I'm sure you'll be able to compete better. Just look at how much bigger you've become even though we've barely began!

*In a sporting manner Topaz smacks Nagisa's ass, which was barely fitting now that it had grown slightly. Her spats were tight on her cheeks so that every little ripple can be seen.*

: S-stop that!

Oh like your teammates didn't smack your bottom while playing sports.

: Yes, but they aren't adult men like you are.

I prefer not to think of things like that, so let's ignore that. It's not like I would do this in real life, and people need to tell the difference between real life and fiction. Regardless, I'm sorry if I left a mark like you did on a vacuum cleaner.

: No worries and-wait, what was that?

Nothing! Just early episode strangeness, nothing that you need to worry about. Now, how about we get on with the blog?

: Sounds good to me, as I've been patient but it's wearing thin!

: You need to be patient, as Topaz gets into tangents sometimes. But it appears that he is ready!

That I am, so let's begin!

*With that Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Nagisa does decently when it comes to her hair. It's a nice brownish/tan/dirty blonde color that looks a little orange at times but isn't too troubling I'd say. I think Cure Black has slightly lighter hair, but that may just be the lighting in various pictures. She mostly has short hair, with the back being barely able to reach her shoulders. It's a very boyish hairstyle, fitting being the sportier type of Cure. Speaking of sports Nagisa has a sidetail while playing lacrosse, which is surprising with how short her hair is. Her bangs are sorta long, becoming windswept to the left as Cure Black, and she also has two barely noticeable antenna on top. In addition I think that Cure Black's hair is slightly longer, or at least a little more volume, but it's still pretty short. I will also mention that Cure Black is the only Cure without some sort of hair decoration, though the wiki may be out of date so I can't be sure. Still, even though Nagisa has such short hair it fits her pretty well, though I'd still prefer if it was longer (especially considering how long some other Cures have their hair in Cure form).
Grade: B-

===Eyes===
Nagisa has somewhat good eyes. They are a little older but not in a bad way, and I like how she has tsurime. On the other hand her eyes seem to lack a lot of linework to the point only her upper and lower eyes are emphasized. I like when eyes are emphasized, though Cure Black does it a little better, and while Nagisa does have some eyelashes they aren't too noticeable in the main series. She sadly doesn't wear glasses, but her brownish/tan eyes do match her hair color fairly well. She also has a line for emphasis over her upper lid too. Overall Nagisa has a pretty nice design for her eyes and a pretty nice color, but she would definitely do better with glasses.
Grade: B-

===Face==
In the best way I'll say that Nagisa's face isn't too different from Honoka's. This isn't an insult to either, as both are cute and suit my tastes well. I will say that Nagisa is slightly more tanned, likely due to being a sporty girl. She also has fairly thick eyebrows as well as a small nose which is nice. She does wear earrings in Cure form, but I don't usually notice it in action scenes. Oh, and I can't forget that Nagisa is very expressive and has a lot of silly facial expressions. Overall Nagisa does pretty well here, with a cute face with small features and fun expressions as that's always something I enjoy.
Grade: B+

So now that you've gotten a taste of the blog, what do you think of it?

: I'm still not sure, though it's still better grades than I usu-er, I-I mean they're acceptable grades! Though I do not understand your grading, as I didn't do nothing.

: Do not use double negatives, Nagisa. It is quite improper!

: Yeah, you don't want to sound like a vampire idol!

: Eh?

: N-nevermind...

It may be true that it feels like you didn't do anything to score like this, but it's a grade for your general appearance and how well it suits my tastes. Don't worry, as you did pretty well all things considered.

: All things considered?! What do you mean by that?!

Oh sorry. It's a phrase that means-

: I know what it means! I mean more what problems do you have with me?

In general or only what we've talked about?

: EH?! Well for now only what we've talked about.

Well, your hair is obviously inferior to Honoka's. I get that you're her foil, but while she has sorta long dark blue hair you have really short hair. The brown/dark blonde color isn't too bad, definitely better than a lot of modern blonde Cures, but it does look a little plain compared to your natural hair style.

: P-PLAIN?

Certainly! Like I mentioned you're the only Cure without a hair decoration and you don't change your hair color. It's like there's pretty much nothing changing with your head other than gaining earrings. I suppose your bangs might look a little different, but I blame them not wanting to change up the “boyish” one too much.

: And somehow the domino caused the actual male Cure to have more decorations.

Let's not talk much about that. Both to forget about him and because this is Nagisa's blog. Anyway, the main issue with your hair is that you don't change a lot and don't have anything to make you look different in Cure form, but that doesn't mean that you did bad.

: That's a relief, I think at least...

Certainly! And your eyes do quite well too. You have a nice shape to them, and the color does quite well especially how it matches your hair or so. You also have some nice eyelashes as well, Nagisa.

: Lucky! Sounds like my biggest problem is that I don't wear glasses!

I mean that did cost you, but I suppose a little more line work wouldn't be bad with your eye. Especially if they emphasize your lower lid a little more. But you did decently once again. Your face on the other hand did really well!

: That's great to hear!

True, though you do have a similar facial structure to Honoka.

: E-eh?

: B-but we look nothing alike!

I don't mean that as a bad thing, as the two of you fit the art style really well! You have small features and look really cute!

: C-cute... No way, I'm not girly enough for that~

*She has a cute expression as she attempts to deny her cuteness.*

I suppose that is true, but that also makes you cute too!

: I was about to say that had better end up as a compliment or I'd get you in a headlock!

That is understandable. But I will mention some minor differences, like how you have more of a tan than Honoka does due to all the sports you play. You also have a lot of silly expressions as well, which I enjoy.

: if only the readers at home could see all the silly faces she's made while talking.

I mean they're fitting, but I'm sure they'd still rather get a good look at her ass!

*The camera shows off Nagisa's ass, which is becoming bigger due to the blog. She even splits her spats due to her cheeks growing so much.*

: Y-YEEK! Get that camera off my ass! I'm so exposed!

But your ass looks so great, especially from this sexy angle!

: Topaz! Please, have some respect for the girl you are blogging about.

I have plenty of respect, but I also understand what you mean. I'm sorry for teasing you so much, Nagisa.

: It's alright, as I understand your playful teasing and you want people to enjoy my fat ass too.

Exactly, even if you have a long way to go to reach Honoka's huge size. Fortunately we also have a lot of blog to go, so let's get moving Nagisa!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
As mentioned before in Honoka's blog, this is a show for young girls. As such Nagisa doesn't show off too much, nor does she have measurements sadly. She does share the sorta-ass punch in the ED with Honoka, which I suppose counts slightly. Still, she doesn't show off too much. I will mention that her tan is quite full, and she shows off her legs probably most of all but they aren't too impressive. I'll mention that depending on the time Cure Black occasionally shows off her waist, though boo parent groups getting angry about that. Still, she has a pretty nice slender middle school body which is fitting for PreCure, but overall Nagisa doesn't show off all that much.
Grade: B

===Chest===
As I brought up Nagisa is on the slender side, like most Cure middle school characters. There isn't too much to talk about here, as she doesn't seem too concerned about it as far as I remember. I'm possibly forgetting something major, but I don't think so. So overall Nagisa does pretty decently here, even if there's nothing that stands out too much.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Nagisa has a lot of great variety much like with Honoka last week. She also usually wears a Verone school uniform which I'll copy and paste the description from last week: a reddish-brown blazer over a white-collared shirt, a blue striped bow at her neck, and short dark socks that don't even reach her knees. The school crest is on the left chest of the uniform too, likely being over the heart. The summer version of the uniform only has the undershirt and occasionally a sleeveless sweater. As the sportier girl Nagisa doesn't always keep her blazer buttoned though. She also has a lacross uniform which consists of a red shirt, plaid skirt with spats underneath, and black gloves. She has a lot of other outfits, likely thanks to having two seasons and a lot of cameos in other seasons as well. She has worn a Romeo outfit with cape, a princess-like dress, various casual outfits, a yukata, winter clothes, a Chinese dress, and likely many others I wasn't able to remember or find images of. And of course when talking about Nagisa we can't forget about Cure Black which is a frilly two piece outfit though it depends on the season if the waist is revealed or not (boo parent groups). She has a frilly top and skirt, with white trim on her black clothes, and she has big black gauntlets with a big heart on the back of the hand and lacking fingers. Cure Black's upgrades are mostly movie-related, like with Cure White's (fittingly) so her gold upgrade or rainbow (which really isn't too much like a “rainbow”) are short-lived. Still, Nagisa overall does nice here with a good amount of variety and a fairly good uniform for my tastes (though a better color would help).
Grade: B+

*Nagisa looks very embarrassed, with wide eyes and a goofy face.*

: Y-you can't be serious! I'm glad that no one I know will be reading this blog!

: Well, I suppose that I am here-

: I meant anyone important!

: E-EH?!

Hey now Nagisa, this is no time to be like Toei!

*Honoka looks to the side depressed, as Nagisa ruffles her own hair in frustration.*

: That isn't what I meant! Of course you're important to me, Honoka!

: (And things like this is why people ship you two...)

: What I mean is that it's fortunate that someone like Fuji-Pi, doesn't hear about my body!

But your body is perfectly fine! I mean you are on the slender side and your ass could be bigger, but that happens to most girls your age!

: I more mean the general topics you cover! And what do you mean a “bigger ass”? I'm HUGE now!

*Nagisa even turns around and leans forward, showing off how much bigger her unsealed cheeks are as they've split her spats. In turning around she almost knocks Topaz over too.*

That you are, but this doesn't count for canon. Granted I imagine your love interest would likely appreciate it, and your ass should be able to destroy any monster with ease.

: As much as you desire, I am unable to shoot “third eye beams”.

Unfortunate. But don't think you have a bad body either Nagisa. You have a lovely tan, and your body is quite nice for a middle school girl. You're athletic which is nice, even if it does tie into your boyish nature, but your slender chest is quite nice and fitting for your age.

: I'm glad to hear that I did so well then, lucky!

*She has a peace sign as she approves of Topaz's words.*

That you do! And like with Honoka the Verona school uniform looks really nice on you, though I should mention that it's probably Zettai's favorite Cure uniform.

: Eh? Didn't you say the opposite last week?

I was misinformed, but indeed he does like the uniform. Blazer uniforms are cool after all. And your lacrosse uniform and many other outfits, including being Cure Black. The darker outfit looks nice, and we really could use more Black-themed Cures.

: Wait, I thought you called me “pink”.

That's just due to your personality and how much the series seems to revolve around you. And believe me, I don't need to throw more fuel in the fandom fire.

: If only there was a fandom fire, as that's where some terrible opinions deserve to go.

Exactly. But overall there's a lot to like about your body even if it's not too suited to my tastes. Regardless you've done quite well, so unless there's another interruption-

: Oh no! A gigantic monster!

*Indeed as another giant monster looms over the city. This one looks like a chicken with an eyepatch.*

Monster: Buck-ba-BUCK!

Oh no! Are we going to have to get a cameo by Keiji from rooster fighter who becomes a gigantic chicken to fight?

: As great as a cameo as that would be, I imagine that the girls will fight for you.

: That's right! Now, let's get going Honoka!

: But of course!

: & : DUAL AURORA WAVE!

*The two girls transform again.*



: I'm sure that we'll quickly be able to defeat this monster, and then we can go back to your blog!

I'll even blog you while you fight, as that way you'll be even stronger!

: Don't worry as we should be able to listen too!

: Awesome, so go ahead and keep doing the blog!

But of course, and I hope that you continue to enjoy it as well!

*With that Cure Black and Cure White jump after the large bird monster, all while Topaz helps them out by doing his blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Nagisa is a great foil for Honoka, as while she's feminine Nagisa is more sporty and like a tomboy. I'm not too big on that sort of girl, unless they're cool fighters or something, so being a Cure sorta fulfills that. She's an athletic girl who plays lacrosse and has a lot of episodes where either the game is interrupted or she has to miss it due to magical girl work. She's not a good student either, though she's pretty friendly and popular as well. She's a little childish and gets angry easily, though that might be because she's very emotive and passionate. Still, even though she's a sporty type she still has a feminine side that she feels she has to hide, both enjoying cute clothes and having a pretty big collection of stuffed animals. She becomes a Cure with Honoka even though she isn't too happy about it, but she she does have a good sense of justice. Her catchphrase has to be “Unbelievable”, though she also says “Lucky” whenever she's in a god mood. Overall while not too bad Nagisa is the inferior girl and not just because the series seemed to unfairly focus on her. Not that she's bad of course, it's just that the other girls are better for my tastes. Oh, and she's voiced by Youko Honna who does a good job with the role. She's done more mature roles such as Sumeragi from Gundam 00 or Lalaco from Luluco, but even a middle school girl like Nagisa does well with her voice.
Grade: B-

===Libido==
Nagisa does pretty decently when it comes to this area. She has a lot of moments where she desires Shougo and has a lot of moments even though he's Honoka's childhood friend as mentioned last time. They are the main couple, and their relationship gets stretched out a lot with focus in many episodes. While it's good to have their relationship grow it gets pretty tiring especially when the other girls and characters get pushed to the side as a result. There's also the times that she has yuri moments with Honoka, as mentioned last time as well. Nagisa also has a younger brother named Ryouta which she gets in all sorts of wrestling holds but it's not put into a sexual moment. I suppose I should count that Nagisa gets a lot of love letters from various girls as well, but overall while she does well with her relationship she gets punished both for hogging a lot of screentime with it and doing so at the expense of other characters.
Grade: B-

===Age===
Nagisa is approximately the same age as Honoka, as the two are in the same grade. This means that she was originally in the first year of middle school, though if the two are the same age Honoka is slightly older (I think) as Nagisa's birthday is October 10th. She's also a year older in Max Heart, and has an adult version in Otona though we didn't see it I think. Regardless she does pretty decently overall, being a good age for a Cure.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 70
Average score: 7.8
Final Grade: B

And with that the blog is over! And I'm sure that Cure Black and White have taken over the enemy with ease and-

: KYAAA!

*The evil monster chicken seems to kick Cure Black away, and as it flutters it smacks Cure White and sends her flying too.*

: AHHH!

*In fact, Cure White is hit so hard that her yellow earring is knocked off, and it goes flying right at Riri. She gets a close call, though it does leave a mark on her face.*

RIRI!

: I'm alright, Topaz! You should be more concerned with the two Cures!

Monster: BAWK BAWK BAWK!

That's true, as they've been easily defeated! My support must not be enough to allow them to win, as this chicken must be much stronger than the slug!

: YA THINK? It's not like we're snakes after all!

So what did you think of the blog, Cure Black?

: I'm a little busy right now, Topaz. But indeed I did like what I've heard. I'm also relieved that Fuji-Pi isn't going to read it...

: Do not worry as I support your relationship!

I suppose that is alright, but you really need a better love interest Honoka! Not that I want you to forget your former love, but it's unfair that Nagisa hogs so many episode with her relationship.

: I do remember you mentioning that as a problem last week. Is it really that bad?

I mean having your relationship be established well isn't bad, but you still get so much focus! Honoka and a certain other girl get pushed to the side, because Toei hates blue and yellow so much that they had a Goku that turned pink.

: Fitting for Nagisa's blog that Goku was also “Black”.

That too. But fortunately you still had a nice personality, especially compared to some other more recent Pink Cures, and I like how well you contrast with Honoka. Your voice is quite nice too, though not as great as Yukana was for Honoka.

: Well, I do suppose that shows how similar we are though I'm not as well-liked as Honoka. Not that I mind, as I still seem to have done well.

But of course! Your main issue is that the other girls overshadow you when it comes to my tastes, but you're still good in a vacuum.

: You keep bringing that up, it was ONE TIME!

*The monster chicken flaps its wings.*

Monster: BAWK BAWK CLUCK!

Oh yeah, we were in a middle of a battle. I'm sorry for distracting you with my blog results.

: Don't worry, as I understand you wanted to finish your thoughts.

Exactly, and since I hadn't brought it up your age is nice even if I prefer older girls. Regardless I'm glad to hear you're alright with the blog.

: There isn't too much I can get angry about, though I'm happy that not many people will read it. Now, if only there was a way for us to defeat this monster!

: Indeed, as Topaz's buffing seems to have worn off. If only we had a little more of a strength boost.

Sadly all I can do is make your asses gigantic, and I don't know how useful that is.

: If anything it makes our transformed outfits not fit as well.

*Cure Black and White press their cheeks together, looking very sexy.*

: True, and even if I try to blast a “third eye” beam...

*She cutely bends over, aiming her ass at the monster.*

PPPPHHHHRRRAAAAUUUURRRRTTTTTT

*Cure White then lets out a big smelly fart, unbefitting an ojou like herself. However, even with how sexy and smelly it is the bird just blows it away. Fortunately for Topaz and the others it also disperses it so they didn't need to breathe it.*

: See?

I certainly did, and I can see another reason why you wouldn't want people you know read this blog.

: Certainly. Now what are we going to do? It's all unbelievable!

????: Sounds like you need some extra help!

* A mysterious magical girl appears in outline, as she has a bright light behind her to conceal her identity.*

: Y-YOU! Boy I'm glad to see you!

I can't make out who it is, as she's so shiny!

????: Oh my apology about that! Here, allow me to come closer!

*She flips down and lands near Topaz and the others.*

: There, now you should be able to recognize me.

Of course! How could I forget about you! Psst, Riri. Get the Master Ball ready because I found a shiny...

: Somehow I am not surprised you made that joke.

So do you think you can help, Shiny Luminous?

: But of course! Are you two ready?

*The two Cures nod their heads.*

: Then let's go!

: & : & : EXTREME LUMINARIO!



*With their powerful move the group attack defeats the chicken-like monster.*

: Wow, that was a lot stronger than Topaz's buff, and I do not mean the one that made my a-ass huge!

: I know, right? It was even somewhat chicken-like in that video this time.

Pure coincidence!

: Now that the battle is done I'm glad that Topaz didn't go for the obvious joke...

Oh, you mean one where I'd use “fowl” instead of “foul” or something, right?

: I mean sure, but what I mean more is the design of the enemy. After all, it was a chicken with an eye patch. Does that remind you of anything?

I mean he did look like the Kickle Cubicle boss, but I couldn't find a suitable sprite rip of him to use...

: No, it's the fact that he was a one-eyed c-*cough* Y-yeah, that's what I meant obviously.

We spend a lot of time together after all, and now that the enemy is defeated you girls can untransform.

*The girls revert to their civilian forms. Honoka even bows cutely.*

: I must thank you once again for talking about us.

: I agree, it was a lot of fun! But we should be going, as you've talked about us.

Are you sure about that? After all, I can't forget the shiny one!

: W-wait, do you mean me?

But of course! I want to talk about you too, so how about you let me next week?

: I suppose, as Nagisa and Honoka have been talked about. B-but are you sure?

Of course! But that is next time, so all you readers better tune in!

*With that Topaz winks to the camera, and the blog for the week ends. As for this mysterious blonde, that question shall be answered next week! Well, I suppose that's more of a statement, but still...*

Anime Relations: Futari wa Precure, Futari wa Precure: Max Heart, Kibou no Chikara: Otona Precure '23

This is the seven-hundred-eighty-ninth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

Welcome back everyone. We looked at C.C. last week, but after she drove off in her poison gas tankard we were attacked by some big monster.

*The camera shows off a huge slug-like monster with silly tiny arms.*

: I'm still surprised that you talked about C.C. without me!

Don't worry as she was Zettai's girl. I wouldn't try to fool around with her or anything. And that's not counting the... deadly poisonous gas!

: A POI-sonous GAS, Graham! (Damn you Topaz making me make old video game references... Better than Zanzibar poisonous hamsters, if only slightly.)

Exactly! Though it is a shame that you were knocked unconscious as a result. However, it seems we have bigger things to take care of.

: Um, I believe that I said that I would handle it...

A young girl such as yourself? I don't believe it!

: That would be my friend's line...

How would a middle school girl like you defeat a huge monster like that? At least you look smart in your science outfit and glasses, especially the glasses.

: Maybe she'll uses salt to make the giant slug dry out!

Hey, there's an idea. Now where can I get a lot of salt really quickly?

: Play online games?

We don't have time for that, nor do I have the patience to deal with other people.

: I have an idea! B-but you have to look away...

From the monster? What are you going to make it disappear? That would be awesome!

: Real magicians only move things you know, Topaz...

I mean conservation of mass and all that. But luckily silly magic still works in this world, making it much better than real life.

: A-actually I was planning on asking the PreCure for help.

The PreCure? But it's January! They barely arrive this early in the year!

: That's because of your tradition to talk about seasonal meganekkos, which you've put off. You must have swapped the two “traditions”.

Seems like it, but since it seems like we have a certain Cure here we might as well talk about her.

: E-EH?! Did Nagisa blab or something?

Fortunately she hasn't, at least to us. We've seen your series so we know who you are.

: I see, then you must know my name. Why have you not used it?

: Just another one of Topaz's silly traditions. But don't worry, as once he starts the blog he'll refer to you by your proper name.

That's right. And in case you didn't know I talk about anime girls in my blog. Been doing it for a long time...

: As long as I have been a magical girl?

Not quite that long, but still for a long time. It's not like I've done this for twenty years next anniversary despite Toei miscounting and thinking LAST year was the twentieth...

: Their lack of knowledge shows why they like dumb pinks so much... W-wait, why would I say something like that? It seems far too cruel...

: It seems that you haven't even been introduced, yet you're still being affected by the blog.

Let's hope that means that her ass is getting even bigger as a result.

*Topaz looks to check, but the dark-haired girl covers up the back of her skirt. She has a red face due to him peeking in.*

: W-what are you looking at? Why my RUMP?

Because every girl looks better with a bigger one, a fact Japan needs to learn eventually! Hopefully soon!

: I still do not understand...

My apologies for complicating things, maybe. But an odd effect of my blog is that your ass will become bigger! Huge! Tremendous!

: M-my backside... Who would want such a thing!

Many girls would, and I'm sure that once you see the appeal of a bigger ass you'll want me to talk about you even more! Now, how about you allow me to talk about you?

: You still have not given me a good reason! I am not even sure why my ass would become larger either, as such science is impossible!

: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. And I'm sure that you're familiar with magic.

: ...Perhaps... And it seems that you already know my identity...

That's right! And having me blog about you like this will make you fight even better once you transform as well!

: That could be useful...

: Though it would be noncanon and only work during the blog itself.

Shhh!

: You can't continue to keep certain details away from them, Topaz...

: Though I do wonder, how many people who read your blog already know who I am...

Most, I imagine, so you shouldn't have to worry too much about that being leaked.

: In that case, I shall allow you to talk about me...

I'm glad that you'll let me talk about you. Now let's Dual Aurora Wave and say that...



: Goodness!

*Honoka is shocked, which makes Topaz jump in surprise.*

What happened?! Is it the big slug monster? ...Did he attack the kitchen AGAIN?

: Don't be foreshadowing... PLEASE!

: Oh no. I apologize for surprising you.

*She bows in a noble fashion.*

: What I had just realized is what your blog reminds me of. You see, some time ago someone else had done a... “blog” on me.

Oh yeah, Zettai did a blog on you a long time ago.

: Back before Topaz really knew about you.

Then it HAS been a long time! Oh man it's nearly a DECADE ago! Will be next year... Man I've been doing this a long time...

: Before you turn to dust don't forget to do the blog.

Good point. I can't have a nervous breakdown! We have to talk about Honoka!

: I thank you once again for this, even if I was not expecting it. It is a surprise that someone prefers me over Nagisa. I mean, Zettai likes me but it seems a lot of people prefer her...

Of course, as you're his girl! And I blame people being terrible fans and appreciating characters that hog a lot of screen time. That's the main reason pinks tend to be the most popular, other than little girls liking the color. If only they liked yellow more!

: The upcoming season doesn't even have one! Well, that we know about though the mid-season Cure is usually purple or something so who knows. Then again Muse was yellow but...

: Er, y-you are going to be talking about me, right?

But of course! And I suppose I should mention how “white” your last name is.

: You can't say that, Topaz! Twitter users will get their panties in a twist!

Listen, I already talk about underage characters and how pretty girls are. They probably would already hate me, so I'm lucky I'm so unknown. But that isn't what I mean.

: I think I understand. You mean how my last name can be translated as “white snow” and I'm Cure White, correct?

Exactly! Though I suppose that it could also mean “snow castle” taking the kanji separately.

: So I suppose that “Hannah Whitehouse”, which is your name in the dub, is at least TRYING to be accurate.

I mean it's obviously better than making her full name “Hannah Whitehouse (see what happens when you try for a direct translation)”. Darn you translators being such big problems in the PS1 era, and I blame Working Designs!

*Topaz shakes his fist at the sky.*

: I'm not sure if they're even to blame, at least for this.

True as I'm not sure who translated it either, but I blame Working Designs regardless as they made this kind of thing “funny”. Regardless I won't get too into that as we have Honoka's blog to do!

: And there's a monster terrorizing the town too!

It looks like it's taking its time, so we should be able to talk at least a little. Now, how about we begin the blog proper?

*Honoka nods to Topaz, and he begins the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Honoka has some extremely good hair when it comes to my tastes. It appears to be black at first, but seems to be more of a dark blue technically. Still, it looks good and I like dark colors, and it's really pretty. She has some brushed bangs which aren't too bad and she wears a hair clip as well, which is cute. She has like two strands that aren't in place, which is fortunate as otherwise she'd be showing off a lot more forehead than I would appreciate. As far as hair length, Honoka's hair seems to reach about her chest/shoulder blades or so which is a pretty nice length. Her hair also has a nice amount of volume to it, which is always good, and she also has a clip in back as well, though it's harder to see and thus fanartists sadly forget about it. It's quite a refined look, fitting an ojou like her. As Cure White her hair gains a tuft of hair that sticks up, with a white ribbon and blue heart holding it up. Her hair gains a lot more volume as well, though I don't think it becomes “longer”. Her bangs look slightly longer, but it's hard to tell and it might just be me imagining things. Her hair still looks good though, and overall Honoka has a lot of great design choices including her pretty dark blue hair and nice style.
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
While blue eyes aren't usually the best Honoka looks good with them. I imagine having blue hair helps out, as does the dark shade that matches fairly well. She does have tarame though that fits her personality, and she does have a lot of eyelashes but they aren't too noticeable in the series proper. Her eyes have a nice almond shape to them too, and she has lines over her eyes which may indicate that they are slightly closed but it's hard to tell. As the series is from 2004 Honoka has a somewhat older pupil style, with a lot of definition but not hitting the top nor bottom of her eyelids. Nothing wrong with that, just something I notice from older series. Oh, and while she doesn't wear them too often in the main series itself Honoka does have glasses occasionally. Mostly in the first ending and official art, but they are a nice pair of thick frames which always look good! Overall Honoka does quite nicely when it comes to this area, with a pretty color and eye style, though I wouldn't mind had she worn her glasses more.
Grade: B

===Face==
Honoka does quite well when it comes to this area as well, though I suppose PreCure in general has a lot of “Pretty” Cures xD. She has a small simple nose which I like, though more of a line than a triangle, and she has pretty good features and cheek/chin shape. Of course we shouldn't forget about her thick eyebrows, which usually was a sign of an awesome Cure at least prior to GoPri and Haruka ruining it. She also wears earrings in Cure form, which are usually gold but in some movies they appear blue though I'm not sure why. Regardless, Honoka does quite well when it comes to her face, with nice features and in general looking quite nice!
Grade: B+

So what do you think of the blog, Honoka?

: It explains a lot of things...

: Really? Like what?

: Well, for one I can see where Zettai got his inspiration to do his blogs. He also seems to have similar tastes to you as well.

Well there's a reason we're friends after all, and we support one another too! But we do both enjoy dark hair and you feature that very well!

: I thank you for praising my hair.

But of course, as you deserve that praise! Granted black would be even better, but I suppose then your hair would be lost if you stood in front of Nagisa when she's Cure Black. But we really need a black-haired Cure! Boo Amane being such a troll in so many ways!

: Boo Japan liking blondes so much! It's like their obsession with panties!

Exactly! But at least Honoka has great dark blue hair and it looks really lovely style-wise. I do prefer her natural look as I like the straight hair and the bangs could be better, but still fantastic!

: I understand, and I am still glad that you like my hair. And it seems you like my eyes as well.

That I do, even though you have blue eyes. Not that I mind them but I do recognize that they're really overused. Still, it's a lovely shade that matches your hair color and works really well.

: Yes, and your tastes also explain why I'm using my glasses in the image even though I rarely use them in the series itself.

True, unfortunately! It would be so much better if you wore your thick-framed glasses more often! Or at least outside the ED or moments I can't place! They look great and show you off as a smart girl!

: You'll have to excuse Topaz. He really likes glasses.

Like Honoka figured out, there's a reason I picked this image of you. But you're always pretty of course!

: Just compared to Nagisa, or...?

No! I mean obviously you're prettier than Nagisa, but I mean even without the comparison you still look great face-wise. Granted there isn't TOO much of a difference, but with your longer hair you look prettier.

: Thank you for the kind words.

You deserve it! Much like how you deserve to have your growing ass be seen more!

*Topaz shows off Honoka's backside, which has grown so much bigger her skirt couldn't hide the bottoms. Her face becomes red as she tries to pull her skirt, but it was no use.*

: S-stop looking at my posterior! Please, I ask of you to not show it off!

But it's become so big that I want people to see how much you've improved!

: I-I would not say that showing off my rump to readers is an “improvement”!

It certainly is an improvement, much like how much larger your ass has become! I'm sure that many people will appreciate your fat cheeks, Honoka YukiSHIRIo!

: Please do not make fun of my noble name. Otherwise my grandmother may hear about it.

: Considering the power she seems to have it might be a good idea for you to continue with the blog.

True. We don't want to get too much in trouble, even if my blog is relatively unknown. Plus we have a lot more to talk about. So let's continue onward!

*With that Topaz heads to the next sections.*

==Body==
===Build===
As PreCure is a show for young girls it is no surprise that Honoka doesn't really show off. She has a fairly basic middle school body, meaning she's slender and not as athletic as Nagisa is. While she doesn't have an ass punch she does do something a little similar in the first season's opening with Nagisa. Also as expected Honoka doesn't have any measurements (other than her blood type being “B” it seems), which isn't surprising but she does seem to be slightly taller than Nagisa which is pretty nice. There's also a bit of her body shown in a “metallic” style when it comes to the first season's transformations, showing a nice shape to her body even if I think it gets changed in future versions. Overall there isn't too much to talk about with Honoka here, she has a fairly standard middle school body and doesn't stand out, but that is probably to be expected considering the series she's from.
Grade: B

===Chest===
As mentioned prior Honoka has a fairly standard middle school body, and that means she's slender here as well. She doesn't really show off which isn't too surprising, and she doesn't seem too concerned when it comes to this area either. She does decently overall, even if there isn't much to talk about when it comes to Honoka's chest.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
This area has lot more to talk about though, as Honoka's wardrobe is surprisingly wide. Granted considering how long Futari Wa/Max Heart were not to mention all the cameos I suppose it isn't too surprising. Honoka is usually seen in the Verone school uniform which consists of a reddish-brown blazer over a white-collared shirt, a blue striped bow at her neck, and short dark socks that don't even reach her knees. The school crest is on the left chest of the uniform too, likely being over the heart. The summer version of the uniform only has the undershirt and occasionally a sleeveless sweater. Because Honoka is a science-type of girl she occasionally wears a white lab coat over her clothes too. When it comes to her more casual outfits Honoka tends to go for more feminine outfits including dresses, and some other outfits include a ballroom dress in a movie, a cheerleader outfit, a yukata, winter clothing including a cute scarf, a Juliet costume, grey pajamas, and likely more because the series ran for a long time as mentioned. But we can't forget about Cure White's outfit, which is a cute frilly outfit with many ribbons. Fittingly it is white, with a slight blue trim in some places which means she tends to be grouped with “Blue” Cures at times (her personality fits too). She also has a heart on the back of her hand which she shows off when using attacks, because her hand glows with an awesome power-wait, wrong franchise. The various upgrades in the main series effect her wrist mostly, though the movies gives her various power-ups such as having a golden outfit or a rainbow one (though even if the outfit is “rainbow” basically what happens is that her outfit becomes frillier and her bow becomes yellow and bigger). Overall while she doesn't stand out too much but Honoka still does quite well when it comes to her clothing.
Grade: B+

: Goodness...

*Honoka is blushing from all of Topaz's comments.*

: To think that you would say such things about me...

I mean Zettai said pretty much the same thing when it comes to your ass and body. You shouldn't be too surprised.

: It HAS been a while since his blog, Topaz.

That's a fair point, but it doesn't make his disappear. Besides, you still should need guts and BUTTS to be a CULO! Er, I mean a Cure! But culos are still important...

*Topaz points to Honoka's fat ass, which has pretty much torn her skirt in half. Her plump cheeks also wedgied her panties between them, showing how hungry her expanded ass was.*

: N-no! I can't show off my ass like that!

I don't know, your beautiful cheeks look so great and it's not like your clothes seem to be able to contain you much longer. Go on and burst out of your skirt, Honoka!

: I-I refuse, as my series is for younger viewers! And girls at that!

That doesn't mean that you can't have jokes for older folk. And by older folk I mean big friends like Zettai and myself! I mean I suppose you can't show off your bare ass, but you should have had more than just the ending proto-butt punch!

: Again another important thing that was forced into the ED.

True, like with Honoka's glasses!

: I-I suppose, but it is still so vulgar and embarrassing...

You shouldn't worry about being vulgar, even if parent groups complain. Entertainment would probably be better if less people took dumb complaints seriously. But overall your body is fairly nice for your age and demographic.

: I see,. I suppose that is not too bad...

It is a shame that I cannot count your absolutely huge ass, as the blog is noncanon! A shame you never sat on a fairy or something either, as I bet they'd love the softness!

: Such a perverse idea...

Yes, but there's nothing wrong with that! And since we're talking about your body I might as well mention that your chest isn't too bad either. Not especially outstanding considering the series, as there's a lot of slender girls like you, but still pretty good.

: I believe that Zettai said something similar, and by my grade I can see it is one of my stronger areas.

Exactly. And one cannot forget about your clothing! While Zettai wasn't a fan of your uniform I do like blazers. I would say the color could be a little different, as the blazer and skirt don't really go too well together, and I'd want both a necktie instead of a bow tie and some other legwear like pantyhose or thighhighs, but it still looks good. Not only that, but your variety in outfits helps quite a bit.

: I suppose it helps that she's in a lot of seasons with all the cameos.

That's certainly true. And we can't forget about Cure White! She's a cool white Cure which isn't too common (or wasn't, as there seems to be a lot of “unique” Cures lately for the sake of sticking out), even if personality-wise she's more of a Blue Cure.

: I am not sure what you mean about that.

I mean what I said. Your personality seems to be the basis of Blue Cures. Right down to being ignored, though I suppose that it's better than what Yellow Cures have dealt with recently...

: I think Honoka is confused because you talked about her personality, but you haven't done that part of the blog yet! You still have a few more sections to go!

You've got a good point, Riri! I can't forget that we have more things to talk about!

: How many more?

Only a few. Why, do you need to leave?

: Yes, as the monster seems to have come close to the building!

*Indeed as the slug-like monster is slowly approaching.*

Oh no! If only we hadn't been doing basically nothing but talking for all this time! We must be a Monogatari series!

: Don't worry, as I'll protect you! Are you ready?

R-ready for what?

???: Yes, Honoka I am!

*A mysterious girl is seen and grabs Honoka's hand. They then say something simultaneously.*

???: DUAL AURORA WAVE!

: DUAL AURORA WAVE!



: Thanks to you powering me up, I am certain that we should be able to take care of this monster quickly!

Do you mind if I continue the blog too?

: But of course, as I am sure I will be able to hear it.

Then let's get going!

*Topaz then continues the blog, while Cure White and the mysterious other girl who also transformed proceed to move quickly around the slug-like monster and get in various attacks.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Honoka is quite a great character, balancing out Nagisa quite well. I don't mean that as an insult on Nagisa, her main issue is Pink Cure bias, but Honoka's personality suits me better. She's a smart, quiet girl that keeps to herself but is still pretty friendly when it comes to those she's close to. She loves doing experiments in her science club and making inventions, even showing them off occasionally. Honoka starts being a Cure after finding a transformation device in storage, which likely belonged to her grandmother though we can't be sure. While not as strong as Nagisa Honoka still is effective in combat by using math and science to her benefit. Oh, and she's also a class representative and is an ojou with proper speech fitting that. Her parents are away on business, so she stays with her grandmother and dog, and they only really visit her during her birthday episode. Sadly though Toei, as mentioned, has major Pink Cure bias and Honoka suffers in the shadows in all but a few episodes with her focus, a habit that sadly continues to this day. She was especially troubled in Max Heart unfortunately, and sometimes in movies she wouldn't have a voice other than to transform and attack with Nagisa which is also unfortunate as well. Still, personality wise Honoka is overall pretty good, with a smart and proper ojou-like personality but still being way into science and stuff (fortunately she doesn't make a not-nuke though). Her main issues are more to do with Toei focusing on Nagisa a little too much, which sadly became all too common in this franchise. Honoka is voiced by Yukana, which is quite the funny coincidence considering she also voiced C.C. from last week. She does as good a job with Honoka as she did last week, and even now she gives a good performance in the role. As mentioned last week some other characters she voices include Teletha and Cecilia, not to mention C.C..
Grade: B+

===Libido==
Honoka has a little difficulty when it comes to this area, though in all fairness it's not her fault. Her main love interest is the shota villain Kiriya, and they have a lot of nice moments together but because this is early PreCure and not modern where everyone lives mostly happily he is killed by the big bad during a heroic sacrifice. He does appear as a memory to help Honoka let go in Max Heart, but it's really unfortunate that her love interest is taken from her. Especially when Nagisa is able to drool over her love interest for the full time, and to make matters worse he's also Honoka's childhood friend! Boo Pink Cure bias even before “pink” was a Cure color, and it gets even worse in Max Heart and movies too! Though speaking of Nagisa there's also the yuri moments that Honoka has with her that should also be brought up here. They often hold hands to attack with, but the mutual grip can certainly be implied by yuri fans. They also have a notable episode where they sleep together (which was called “We are one being”), and are Romeo and Juliet in a play respectively. Oh, and Nagisa's younger brother also has a crush on Honoka, but I don't think she notices unfortunately. Still, overall Honoka does fairly well despite Toei continuing to knock her down because apparently Nagisa is the sun and all romance has to revolve around her, which is unfortunate!
Grade: B-

===Age===
Honoka does pretty well here, pun unintended. She is originally a first year in middle school, which puts her age at about 14-15 by the time the second season arrives due to her birthday episode being fairly early in the season. Her birthday is April fourth, which is surprisingly early in the school year but luckily the season itself starts earlier which gives them some breathing room at least. She's also older in some continuities, such as the recent Otona PreCure even if she was shoved in at the end and I don't know if we saw her adult design in it or not (as the time flowers allowed the girls to become their younger forms to fight). Still, Honoka overall does decently here, like most middle school girls do.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 77
Average score: 8.4
Final Grade: B

And with that the blog is over... Wait, where's Honoka?

: Still over there fighting.

: And take THIS!

*Cure White hits the slug with a variety of punches and kicks. It seems very unstable.*

???: Great job, so let's finish him off!

: Agreed!

??? & : MARBLE SCREW!

*The two girls combine their black and white powers to screw through the monster, causing it to dissipate into dust.*



: I'm pretty sure they fought a different monster in the video there, Topaz...

Don't worry about that, it's just what I was able to find. And hopefully the video won't be taken down either. Boo Youtube and it's shenanigans!

*With that Honoka and... the OTHER girl both land safely, returning to normal.*

That was a great battle full of cool moments and close calls!

: Wasn't the reason that it was off-camera because Cure White utterly destroyed him with ease.

Shhh, don't tell the audience how one-sided the battle was...

: It is alright, as I do not mind. As long as the town is saved, as well as the people inside, we should be happy.

That's a good point, and it shows off how heroic and justice-themed you are.

: Eh heh heh...

*She has a sweat drop as she scratches the back of her neck.*

: But I could not have done it without you, Topaz!

Thank you, as I'm glad to have supported you! Just like how I wouldn't mind supporting that massive ass of yours!

*Topaz makes fondling hand gestures as the camera looks at how immense Honoka's ass had become. After returning to her civilian outfit her ass is completely exposed, with her gigantic cheeks bursting through her short skirt. Even here panties couldn't have covered such immense cheeks.*

: S-stop looking! It is embarrassing for you to be staring at my posterior!

Fine fine. I just wanted the folks at home to see how enormous your ass is. But I am serious about you being an amazing girl! You're the smart one of the pair, and you prove it through battle and all the experiments you do.

*The other girl seems angry.*

???: H-HEY!

Hey! *Topaz waves and returns to talking to Honoka.*

There's also the aspect of your proper language and big fancy house, as they make you appeal in an ojou way. It's a shame that we don't see your parents too much, but it makes those episodes more special. What's more unfortunate is how much Nagisa hogs screentime as Toei panders way too much to Pink girls. Well, she doesn't QUITE count but like how you were the basis for Blue Cures Nagisa was the basis for Pink ones.

: I see, so we inspired more characters of our archetypes.

: Pretty much, as well as how much the series focuses on you. Sadly.

Precisely! Especially when it comes to romance! You had some good shipping with the shota villain Kiriya, and I do understand his heroic sacrifice and cute memory episode in Max Heart, but it's a shame that Nagisa gets so many episodes based on her relationship when you have to suffer!

: So that is the reason my libido was not able to do as well as other sections.

Pretty much, though you still did alright for the type of series you're from. And I do suppose some of the yuri moments count as well, even if it's mostly implied. And of course your age is about average for a PreCure girl, even if you do have an “adult” form apparently. But overall you did a great job, Honoka.

: It was my honor to have you speak about me. Though I am still not quite used to my large posterior...

You can call it an ass, and you can be proud of it! It is a shame that you didn't use it in the battle, though I suppose that isn't something I should skip over.

: That is true, but I still appreciate all that you have said and your scoring. It is not as well as I do in school, but it is still a very solid score.

That it is! And thank you for being so gracious and supportive of the blog even if it was a little embarrassing. Or should I say em-BARE-ASS-ing~

: You always use that bad joke, Topaz.

I mean with as big asses become and how much clothing has given their lives in this blog it is the joke that keeps giving. But I cannot be distracted by Honoka's ass forever! Though...

*Honoka senses Topaz staring at her fat bare ass and attempts to cover her fat cheeks. Her hands aren't able to hold such massive assflab, but as she attempts her ass jiggles and bounces all while her fingers sink into her cheeks. It all looks really sexy, but Topaz eventually snaps out of staring.*

Ahem, I cannot get too distracted, even though your ass looks so good. We need to find another girl to talk about next time.

: An arduous journey to be sure...

We'd better leave, as we have no idea who we'll meet-

*Topaz and Riri start to walk away, only to be yelled at.*

???: HEY! I know what you're doing! You're purposely avoiding me!

: Calm down Nagisa... er, I-I mean C-Cure Black!

???: I won't calm down! Topaz is ignoring me to the point of not even giving me a picture!

*Finally the camera shows the girl who was usually out of frame, seen only the back of the head of, or to the side except for the transformation and finisher.*

: THERE! Was that so difficult?

I mean I was just giving you a taste of Toei medicine!

: It comes in three flavors: Pink, sorta Pink, and late recruit Pink-rainbow.

Aw man, did they run out of Goku Time already? Regardless it seems that we have a girl we're going to talk about next time.

: That's right, and this time you won't be able to ignore me! Lucky!

: I imagine that they might still try to pull a similar joke...

: UNBELIEVABLE!

Now now, don't be giving away our jokes. Even if they are obvious. But regardless, catch you all next week!

*With that Topaz ends the blog for the week, with Honoka's partner coming up next time. Partner as a Cure, the other meaning is only implied.*

Anime Relations: Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch, Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch R2

This is the seven-hundred-eighty-eighth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We begin the blog in Topaz's house once again, coming not long after the previous blog.*

What are you talking about? It feels like we haven't had a blog in a whole year!

: Topaz it's the fourth. People have already been making that kind of joke for a few days already, and it's already overused.

Darn it, I want to get the joke into RU but the stats and sets are far too good for that tier. Regardless congratulations on your marriage!

*Ririchiyo is flustered.*

: W-what do you mean marriage? I haven't been married!

Well, not you but your voice actress. Congratulations to her!

: Ah yes, she was married quite recently. I wish her the best, and the way you put that made it seem like I was married.

I mean that was the joke. But I'm sure you wouldn't mind being married either-OOF!

*Riri smacks Topaz, fortunately not dealing damage.*

: Y-you know that I have no prospects, much like you! (T-though if you asked... N-no, my arrhythmia! I'm only doing th-this because I'm nervous-yeah, that's it.)

That's fair. But I suppose that's enough time about that, even if I do congratulate her. Regardless, I suppose that it is time that we start searching for this week's girl.

: That it is, though I have no idea where to find her.

Me neither-

*Suddenly a loud train outside Topaz's house makes a lot of noise, as if some large cargo falls off of it.*

What the?

: Can't people tell that we're doing blog in here? We'd better go out and see what all that trouble is about!

*The two of them go out, watching as a train leaves noisily. It seems to have left a gigantic container of some sort, with the words “poison gas” written on it.*

How dare they pollute the house! They're going to hear about this at the next government meeting I go to!

: You know that you don't go to them at all...

Only because I'm lazy. And that they're boring. And I have better things to do, or at least things I'd rather do. Now, how do we move this...

*Topaz climbs up on top of the large round tank, meaning like a water tank and not a military kind. He sees a wheel.*

Oh hey, I can drive this away!

: Be careful up there, Topaz! You don't want to release all that gas here!

True, but don't worry. I know what I'm doing!

*With that he tries to steer what is clearly an open switch, but it isn't going anywhere. He then trips as he starts walking away, sending the wheel spinning and opening the container. A rancid gas emerges, and Ririchiyo can barely take it.*

: UGH! Such... disgusting odors...

*She faints, though safely, and Topaz is concerned. He covers his face with his shirt before going down to rescue her.*

Oh no! RIRI! UGH! This poison gas is certainly toxic! I apologize for putting you through this, and I hope that the house won't stink forever due to the odor!

???: My apologies. It was quite a trip and... Well, let me just say that I was taking advantage of not having anyone around to... “be free”...

*A mysterious woman emerges from the tank, wearing only a tight straight jacket and a mask concealing her face and hair.*

How gross, though I'm glad you're able to survive... Uhhh...

???: Do you not know who I am?

All I know is that you caused Ririchiyo to faint from your toxic gas, so you must be some kind of enemy! And one that-*cough* I-I'll have to defeat myself!

???: Whether I am a foe or an ally is not your problem.

I think that it is! Especially if you're going to be letting out poisonous gas! I cannot even tell who you are!

???: You are not able? Ah, I do suppose that this mask is in the way...

*She takes off her mask, which certainly has a mecha feel to it with how it releases steam and has a lot of mechanisms to it. Still, the mysterious figure reveals her true face and long, beautiful hair.*

: Phew. I can see what you mean by “toxic gas” now. I did not think that I was quite that bad...

Beautiful...

: It would appear that you're stunned by my beauty, not that I am surprised. You are far from the first one to be in such wonder~

I know, your ass is so plump and I haven't even done my blog!

: E-excuse me?

D-did you let out even more poisonous gas...

: I have not, but I am more curious with that word you mentioned... I have heard about a “blog” but I am not sure what it has to do with my backside.

Oh, my mistake. I was staring so hard at your glorious posterior that I could barely explain things. I have a blog where I talk about various girls, and I want to talk about how beautiful you are!

: Hmm... A blog... Did you get the idea from that Zettai fellow?

Actually I am the original, at least as far as among this friend group. But I'm glad that you are familiar with blogs.

: But of course. And I know why you brought up my backside as well. After all, he seemed to like it quite a bit.

That he did, and I don't blame him! The only thing that could make it better is if it was even larger!

: L-larger... I do not think that it possible, even with how much pizza I eat.

Sadly we aren't sponsored by Pizza the Hutt, like your series was. I blame him being eaten by his assistant... Wait, I'm confusing it with Spaceballs. Regardless, I have the innate ability to make the ass of the girl I talk about during blogs become even larger! Though if Riri was conscious I'm sure she'd call it an “Inane” ability....

: I do apologize for knocking her unconscious, but there was a warning on the carrier for a reason. That said, having your blog make my rump even more plump is quite promising. Still, I am not sure if I'll allow it.

You aren't sure? But it's far too late for me to find anyone else to blog!

: Not my problem.

Please, I really have to talk about you! What can I do to convince you to allow my blog outside of being an air purifier for you?

: Well first you-air purifier?

*She looks quizzical.*

Yes. Not only would I not be able to survive such treatment I wouldn't want to take it away from Zettai. That's more his reward! But outside of that-

: Buy me a pizza.

-I would do-wait, a pizza? Like what kind?

: Does it really matter? Well, I suppose toppings do, but I shall trust your tastes.

That's a relief, and hope you like pepperoni!

: That should be fine.

*Topaz orders the pizza on his phone.*

Well, it should be here in some time.

: Or it'll be free?

They don't do that any more. Too many traffic accidents. But since we have time to spare how about I begin the blog? If you allow it, at least.

: This had better be some good pizza, but I shall allow it.

That's a relief, as I really didn't have anyone else planned. Still, let's head into the New Year with this assy green-haired beauty! That's right, it's time to say that...



: I am glad that you are able to finally use my name, as it was tiring not having you refer to me.

That's completely understandable, and it is a silly tradition but it keeps some of the information hidden for a fair amount of time. But speaking of your name, we cannot forget talking about it.

: You do? Already? I was under the impression that you would talk about that later.

I do suppose that Zettai tends to put that around Personality. Maybe, as I can't remember. But I find it nice to bring it up after your name is introduced.

: Either way is fine, I suppose.

Plus this way people unfamiliar with your name will be able to “pronounce” it properly while reading. After all, before being more familiar with you and watching your series I would have called you “C.C.” as that's how it looks like it would be read.

: I am sure that many people have made that mistake, at least ones unfamiliar with me.

Indeed. Her name is actually pronounced “C two” or so. Though having a name like hers does lend itself nicely to having a great assy nickname.

: But my name is merely two letters! Who could consider a longer nickname?

I suppose “nickname” wouldn't be a proper way of defining it, but you still live up to your “CULO CULO” name!

: That I do, and I am certainly proud of that fact!

*C.C. turns around and bends over, showing off her enormous cheeks which were already barely fitting inside her tight white dress. Her assflab jiggles and bounces as she shakes her hips, and even more so from the impact when she smacks her cheeks in a mocking fashion.*

: I am glad to be a rare anime girl known for her ass.

They don't call you pizza butt for nothing! Though it's a shame that it isn't because you sat on a pizza and farted.

: What a waste of perfectly good food... I did do that in Zettai's blog though.

That you certainly did, and since he ate it it wasn't a waste. I do suppose that there was the time that you nearly became a part of the world's largest pizza as well, and that was more canon.

: Heh, that is a good point. I would not want to become a pizza like that again.

Figured you would understand. That said, now that we've talked about your name how about we begin the blog?

: But of course, as I look forward to hearing what you have to say about me.

I'm sure you'll be pleasantly surprised, so let us begin!

*With that Topaz begins the blog, still waiting for C.C.'s pizza to come by.*

==Head==
===Hair===
C.C. has some really great hair, with a nice color, style, and length even if both could be better in small ways. One of her most iconic physical traits is her green hair which is a very nice color, and while I do like darker colors and it's somewhat on the lighter side that doesn't mean that it's a bad shade either. It's a pretty one, is what I'm saying, and it matches pretty well with her eye color as well. C.C.'s hair is the perfect length as well, reaching about to her waist without covering her ass at all, because people knew not to cover greatness. She also has long bangs and sides, though not overly long bangs either. Probably the only bad thing is that she could easily have a somewhat hime cut had she had blunt bangs instead. Still, it looks very beautiful and is a great style. Even better is that C.C. has a lot of variety in the series too! While she tends to keep her hair down she's also had hair styled up in twintails, braided donuts, ponytails, twinbraids, and the list goes on because Clamp likes giving characters multiple hairstyles. There's also one time where she wears a black wig with a bun, which is a shame as she looked really good like that and I thought it was a different character entirely xD. But overall with a nice hair color and style, not to mention a multitude of variety, C.C. does really well when it comes to this area. I'd say the only flaw is lacking blunt bangs and MAYBE a slightly darker shade, but she's already so excellent that I wouldn't change a thing either!
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
C.C. also has some really nice eyes as well, both in shape and color. Her golden eyes are amazing, with a lot of beautiful detail when it comes to her pupils which looks really nice and the gold contrasts well with the shade of her hair. The pupils aren't the only thing about C.C.'s eyes that have a nice shape, as she has tsurime which looks really nice. You can even see how her eyes are half-closed too, which is quite sexy as well. Sadly she rarely wears glasses, only really raising them in one swimsuit picture as seems trolling meganekko fans has been a common pastime for longer than I expected. Though C.C. does wear them as part of an office lady disguise I mentioned earlier, even though I wasn't able to tell it was her as mentioned. Still, even without glasses (mostly) C.C. is an incredible girl with really pretty eyes. I do prefer the shape of them, but the color really does a lo to give her a “mysterious” vibe too!
Grade: B+

===Face==
The art style for Code Geass is a product of it's time, so it has a very mid-naughts Sunrise look to character designs. Well, either that or a CLAMP look, but I don't mean either thing in a bad way as it's a very lovely face. I do like simple designs so C.C.'s does well. I do suppose her nose is on the larger side, but it is still pretty simple so I can't complain too much. She has a lot of cute expression, even if she does lean towards being a kuudere. That only helps out though, as I like that type of character and she also doesn't have any “downside” like Nina did last week. I will also mention that in the festival episode in the second season she had long “robot ears” which did make her look a little like Chachamaru due to her green hair. Still, overall C.C. does really well when it comes to her face, which is no surprise as the art style is quite good.
Grade: B

So what do you think-eh?

*With that Topaz turns to where C.C. was, and she is nowhere to be seen.*

Oh no, was she an illusion this whole time! I knew that the poison gas was dangerous, but to think that it would make me hallucinate! At least it isn't covering the backyard still, even if Ririchiyo is still unconscious... C.C! Where are you?

: Right here.

*She returns, carrying several pizza boxes and already eating a slice.*

Wait a minute, did you get all those boxes? I only ordered one!

: You do not have a persuasive voice nor the charisma that I do.

I mean that's certainly true, but if there's a mind controlled pizza deliverer out there and has to explain to their boss about all the missing deliveries I'm blaming you. Besides, I can't pay for all of those!

: It is alright, you will not be responsible. That said, how about we get back to the blog?

Well, I was going to go over things with you, but then you left! I hope that you at least heard what I've been saying.

: I caught most of it, so do no worry. It would appear that you enjoy me quite a bit.

Of course as you're a beautiful girl! My only problem is that you don't wear glasses enough.

*C.C. finishes eating the crust that she had in her hand, swallowing properly after chewing.*

: I mean I do not need them, I am no Nina after all...

True, especially as we looked at her last week. But it is a shame that you trolled quite a bit, and it's an even bigger shame that you didn't have you office lady look more!

: You just like that version because you like black hair and glasses.

Certainly, but you looked fantastic and like a completely different character! No offense, of course...

: I understand, you were seduced by my feminine wiles...

Exactly! Not that your ordinary looks aren't able to seduce me. Your golden eyes look beautiful and suit my taste well, even if again glasses would be better.

: That is merely your own tastes, though I understand your devotion to your fetishes. At least you still enjoy my appearance.

But of course! BUTT of course as well, though that comes later. And since it was brought up as well I really like your hair too.

: Thank you for your praise.

Of course! While I do prefer darker colors the green isn't too bad and fits well with your golden eyes, and the length is quite nice too! It's long without causing issues by covering your fat ass!

: It would seem that your praise for my buttocks came earlier than I would have guessed. No that I mind, as I know how glorious my posterior is~

*C.C. bends over again, proudly displaying her massive cheeks. However, her ass had grown that by doing so she rips the seems on her bottoms. Not only does it split due to how massive her ass is, but she also lets out a huge fart as she does so.*

PPPPTTTTTHHHHWWWEEEUUURRRTTTT

: WHEW! My apologies for letting out such a burst, but I am sure that you don't mind...

It's not like I'm Zettai who would love breathing such gas, but as long as you feel relaxed it's alright. At least we're outside which dissipates it a fair amount, and Riri should be able to wake up soon hopefully.

: Yes, even if it is a shame she was knocked out. However, I believe that you have more to say about me.

That's true, and even your rank disgusting fart won't distract me from talking about your face either. You're very beautiful, but I suppose that there isn't too much to talk about there. Not in any bad way, as I like the shape of your face and your small features as well.

: I understand, and I also appreciate your kind words. However, you are still staring at my massive buttocks...

*I don't blame Topaz for staring as her cheeks were barely fitting inside her torn bottoms. C.C. was still bent over, eating pizza and shaking her cheeks as she leaned against the pizza boxes.*

Oh sorry! But they are certainly massive, as each cheek is bigger than my head! And they've just began to grow!

: It appears like you have a lot more to talk about, so how about we continue onward?

Great plan, C.C. Especially as we'll be talking about your body next!

*With that Topaz continues onward with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
The main issue with C.C. is that the only known measurement we have is her height. 168 cm isn't too bad, but considering the era she was born in it sorta seems tall (then again I don't think anime producers think too hard about that). Regardless she has an absolutely amazing body. She has a slender stomach despite eating so much pizza, and she has pretty good legs too. Granted due to being in a CLAMP-made production they sometimes give her an overly long and slender appearance, especially in full-body shots, but I blame that sort of noodle-limb effect more on being off-model. So she has a pretty good body, but that's not what you're looking for her. After all, there's a good reason that C.C. is called “Pizza Butt” and not just for the catchy namesake of “Pizza Hut” which sponsored the show and she ate a lot of. She has a really great ass, looking sizeable most of the time and definitely being bigger than her chest. There's even an epic shot in the first season's opening that was so amazing that they reused it for the second one of that season! She could have shown off her fat ass better, especially while naked, but as the series went on the creators at least understood what fans wanted unlike with Cecilia from IS and showed off more of C.C.'s fat ass. There's a lot of fanart where it's in focus or takes up a good portion of the image. It's a shame that more anime doesn't go all-in on assy girls like they did with C.C., I blame terrible people complaining as obviously they need to listen to people like me instead. Still, having such a focus on her ass is always a good thing so overall C.C. does ASS-er, OUTstanding in this area with her great and sexy lower body!
Grade: A

===Chest===
Surprisingly even if C.C. is applauded for her ass she isn't exactly flat. Granted compared to some of the other girls she's somewhat slender, but that's alright. It still means that she's a very rare non-flat assy girl, something that needs to be treasured! Granted people still make mamocentric art of her, because babies are selfish, but a least it isn't too annoying as people still do art of C.C.'s ass. So she's at least still remembered being assy. Oh, and I'll also mention that she seems to have a Geass scar on her left breast which sadly gets forgotten about in a lot of artwork. I think they showed off her nipples too, which seem to be small which is another plus I'd say. Not too much to talk about here, as C.C. is still an ass girl, but overall her chest isn't all that bad either.
Grade: B+

===Clothes===
C.C. has an amazing variety of clothes through the series, which is always a good thing. The first season has her wearing a straight jacket, which other than being easily bound up looks pretty cute on her with the overlong sleeves. Under it she wears a white leotard and white thighhighs, as white is a good color on her. Later on she wears a white top with big shoulder pads, various gold lines, wristbands, and tight pants with built-in heels. She also wears the black knight uniform,though hers is special as she’s the team’s Queen: It’s a black dress with a long flowing “tail” so to say, detached sleeves, golden bits on top, the Geass symbol on light blue on her chest, a red triple belt and long white boots again with golden bits and heels. It’s not bad even if it blocks her ass, and she also occasionally dresses as Zero including the cape and mask. She also loafs around in a white shirt quite a bit, and has a dancer outfit and many more in official art. She's also worn the Ashford Academy uniform, a one piece sukumizu, a lolita frilly dress, a Cheshire Cat outfit, a red Chinese dress, and a lot more that Zettai lists on his blog of her. It's hard to know just how much C.C. has worn as there's a ton of official art and material, and overall she just has a wide variety of sexy outfits when it comes to this area. She could use a little more ass focus, and less cleavage variants, but compared to some other characters she's amazing!
Grade: A

: Hmmm, I suppose that it is no surprise.

What do you mean?

: That you appreciate my backside-or ass, as you and Zettai call it.

*C.C. eats another slice of pizza, licking the cheese off her fingers after.*

BUTT of course, and you should call it that as well! You can't blame us for loving how big and fat your ass is, C.C.!

: It is even larger than it is in the show, which is certainly surprising!

*She shows of her ass, which has ripped her bottoms so much that her cheeks are nearly completely exposed. Still, her cheeks are nicely exposed but still kept perky by her straining bottoms. C.C. even jiggles her cheeks by tugging on her clothes.*

: I am certainly surprised, both by your ability and that I was able to become even larger.

I know, it's like your ass is two enormous moons side-by-side! But even in canon your ass is well-appreciated! Be it either official art or the initial opening keeping that assy shot, you are a rare example of a well-exposed assy girl!

: I thank you for that, I think. It is a shame that idiots have goldfish brains when it comes to assy girls.

I agree with that, especially as trolls do things that I'd rather not repeat. Instead I'll keep talking about your beautiful body, C.C.

: I am not surprised, as you seem a lot like Zettai and as a result you love my enormous backside.

But of course! It isn't the only good thing about your body, though it's certainly number one when it comes to people making art of you.

: Much better than number two-my apologies for the vulgar joke.

Don't worry, it's no worse than any other I've made.

: Then allow me to release something a certain reader will appreciate more than bad jokes~

*With that C.C. bends over and shows off her nearly bare cheeks. She spreads them, and lets out a huge fart.*

BBBBTTTTTHHHWWWEEEEUUURRRTTT*

*The camera quivers, falling over to the ground on it's side still staring at her big CULO CULO. Topaz, suffering from the stench, manages to pick it up.*

*Cough Cough* To think that you would break the remote camera like that, C.C.!

: My apologies, Topaz. I hope that we will be able to continue with the blog.

It should be fine, even if Riri is still unconscious.

: At least she should be fine and wake up after I leave. But I am sure that you appreciate me showing off my ass so much.

But of course! Like I said you have a great body, especially your ass, though you do occasionally have CLAMP lanky body syndrome where you seem a lot taller and more slender at times. Speaking of slender you having a somewhat chest helps some.

: Somewhat slender?

I mean your chest is somewhat curved and not flat, but compared to other girls in the series... That said, outside of having some minor moments your chest isn't too shown off. At least not compared to your fat ass.

: I would say that more girls need to have asses like mine, but I wouldn't want the competition.

I do want you to have competition though! Maybe not in your own series, though Viletta's brown ass certainly looks good... *shakes head to return to the conversation.* A-anyway, that doesn't mean that anime series shouldn't show off assy females! They need to be more numerous these days, and not be trolly or traitorous!

: That's understandable, especially these days! Female asses need more size and appreciation!

Certainly! And on that topic, you have pretty nice clothes. Granted sometimes the clothing shows a bit more of your cleavage than I would recommend, and that you hide your ass with tails sometimes. Other than that, your body is shown off quite well especially your ass, and you have a lot of great sexy outfits.

: I am glad to hear that, though it is unfortunate that I was not able to get better.

Don't worry, as you still got a high score. Showing off properly certainly helps, and having a fairly big variety was quite appreciated as well. That said, how about we head towards the remaining areas?

: Hmmm, that sounds like a good idea. Go right ahead.

I will, so let us go forward!

*With that Topaz heads towards the next sections.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
It is a little important to talk about C.C.'s background as it is fairly key to her personality. She was born a peasant many centuries ago, and after meeting a nun she gained the power of Geass. However, it also cursed her to live forever until she can train someone to take her life (which was the curse the nun had), and she was well-loved by many though this only caused the wrong kind of love. C.C. went off into solitude, walking the Earth by herself. She eventually gets caught up in the schemes and pairs up with Lelouch to save both of their lives. Granted C.C. was shot almost instantly, but it's alright as she can come back! She helps Lelouch, the male lead, in his conquests both figuratively, by helping him hide his identity by disguising herself or providing moral support, or literally as she uses her own Knightmare (which are the mechas of the series). She's quite good as a mecha fighter, though she just has to face some really broken abilities when it comes to this series. As far as her personality goes, she's got a great one! She's mostly playful and teasing in a good way, with a snarky kuudere-like personality. She also likes pizza, eating it though I wonder if that's for sponsorship reasons or if it was part of her design from the beginning. Still, she was cute wanting to go see the world's biggest pizza even if she got caught up in the creation personally. She also holds onto a stuffed Cheese-kun, a mascot character for Pizza Hut, which is very cute. Overall while not being great she is certainly a great reason to watch the series with her cool personality and nice pairing with Lelouch. C.C. is voiced by Yukana who does an outstanding job with the role, pushing the role even further. She also voices characters like Teletha from FMP, Tear Grants from the Tales series, Cecilia from Infinite Stratos, and Honoka from Futari Wa PreCure.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
This is a somewhat hard topic to bring up. For a while C.C. seemed to have lost the ability to love though due to her own Geass she was greatly loved by everyone else. She also had a lot of difficulty trusting other people, but eventually she met with Lelouch and the two have a nice pairing. Sure they butt heads sometimes but that happens and he seems to respect C.C. quite a bit. She even gave him a passionate kiss, and has a lot of good teasing and playful moments without going into bullying or something similar. There is the time that C.C. reverts back to how she was in her early life some time in the second season, which was unfortunate as she seemed to be an abused doormat and it was unfortunate to see her suffer through that. In all fairness it wasn't too long overall, which was fortunate, and overall C.C.'s aggressiveness and teasing are things that I really like.
Grade: B+

===Age===
C.C. does incredibly here, as she's technically ageless. She's an immortal who is unable to die with over 600 years under her. She did stop aging when she was about 15-16 build-wise, though it's hard to tell, and due to living so long she tends to avoid people to not be accused as a witch. I understand as I want to avoid people as well. Overall while possibly not “perfect” C.C. does really excellent when it comes to her age by being ageless and having an immortal body.
Grade: A

Total Grades: 87
Average score: 9.7
Final Grade: B+

And with that the blog for the week is completed!

: Oh, my apologies. That means that I'll have to go-

*She starts to leave.*

N-no! I mean that the scoring section of the blog is done, not the entire thing!

: Ah, that makes a lot more sense. I was afraid I was overstaying my visit.

You don't have to worry about that, even if in all fairness Ririchiyo is still unconscious. She's still breathing at least, but for now let's continue with your thoughts. You did extremely well after all!

: It does seem that I did, though I would have thought Zettai appreciated me more.

Well, you are certainly his type of girl, both as far as personality, looks, and of course fat ass goes. And being fair while I did give you the same as his original blog remember that my blog goes slightly higher so his points count for more. That said, you are a great girl!

: You are merely praising me more than I deserve.

It is not excess at all! There's a reason you're such a popular character, and not just because you were on screen a lot or have a fat ass. Though I'm glad for the latter certainly. You have a great kuudere personality, and have a sad backstory. And I don't mean “back story” as that's certainly praiseworthy! Though I do suppose you're fairly tall for when you were supposedly born...

: Do you have a problem with me being tall?

Certainly not! It's a plus, as is having you be effectively ageless and undying!

: It bothers me though... It's why I trained Lelouch to fulfill his promise.

Understandable. And speaking of Lelouch having you be the “lead” girl certainly helps, even if he has a harem of potential girls. And maybe Suzuku because fujoshi invaded the series, but I'd rather not think about that. You're the main love interest and partner, and are dominant to boot!

: I think you mean dominant to BUTT!

*C.C shows off her ass, which has torn her bottoms so much that her cheeks are completely exposed. Her massive ass is even bigger than before, likely weighing more than the rest of her body. Still, she fondles her plump cheeks and bounces them in a deliciously beautiful way.*

So tasty... N-no, I cannot get distracted! Riri isn't here to keep me in line, and I can't be staring at one of Zettai's girls!

: I understand, as it is hard to see me without staring at my fat ass. Even from the front my cheeks are so obvious now.

Certainly! But as amazing, beautiful, and fat as your ass is that's not the only great thing about you C.C.. You have a fun personality and being a big eater, especially of pizza, is certainly a plus.

: To think that you would support my pizza habit so much...

*She continues eating pizza as Topaz continues talking.*

And of course Yukana does a great job with your voice too! Pretty much everything about you is perfection! Well, except one part...

: Mmmpph?

*She swallows, hitting her chest after the surprise.*

: What problem?

The main issue is when you revert to your “old” self in the second series. You become way too passive, especially compared to your previous personality. Granted there's a reason behind it, and you eventually come back to normal, but it did have some poor moments.

: Ah, I understand. But that was not enough to hold me back.

That it certainly didn't, C.C.! In fact, you have enough points for a picture, and I'm sure that you'll love the one that I have!

: I will? Oh no, I've tripped!



Looking good as always!

: It is a shame though... That picture is a canon size, yet my gloriously gigantic backside you blessed me with is not able to be photographed.

Considering what you did to MY camera, which is supposed to SURVIVE even deadly ass attacks-literally-I don't think anyone could take a picture!

: Their loss, but I am sure that you have a lot of good pictures from the blog.

I sure hope so, and thank you again for allowing me to talk about you as well.

: But of course! Though I will have to get going now.

Will you be able to get wherever you're going safely? I know you fell of a train...

: I shall find a way.

*With that C.C. puts her helmet on and gets back into her poison gas tank. She closes the hatch and drives off, with the tank rolling away in a humorous method down the train tracks. Topaz went back to Ririchiyo, who seems to be waking up.*

RIRICHIYO! You're alright!

: Ugh... Someone get the antidote for that smoke bomb?

It was this week's girl, who I was fortunate enough to blog. It's a shame you were unconscious.

: I know. Who knows what you did... Then again considering the smell I'm sure that it was one of Zettai's girls, so I shouldn't worry too much.

Thanks for having faith in me!

: You are a good friend... Though it feels like I fought a swordsman from a classic anime series...

At least you have a weapon triangle advantage!

: True true... But now I think that I'm still asleep. After all, there's a big purple monster attacking the city.

That would be ridiculous, and you must be seeing things.

: W-wait... I can't be dreaming! I smell pizza!

????: ROOAAARRRR!

*Topaz looks behind him and sees a large purple slug-like monster with goofy tiny arms moving towering over buildings.*

What the heck?! Is this some villains plot or something?!

*A familiar voice from off-screen is heard.*

???: Don't worry, I'll take care of that monster!

Ah, thank you for that C.C.. I thought you had left, but seems you stuck around to help us fight in your knightmare!

*Topaz looks in the direction of the voice, seeing a dark-haired middle school girl instead.*

: Eh? C.C.? What do you mean?

E-EH?!

*And with that we end this week's blog. What is this mysterious monster, and who is this mysterious girl who suddenly showed up. Tune in next time, though some of you likely already know...*

Anime Relations: Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch, Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch R2

This is the seven-hundred-eighty-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We begin the blog, with this week starting at Topaz's house.*

You know when you word it like that it would be expected that we'd be going to a second location.

: You don't have to be so smart towards the narrator. He'll probably call you smelly or something later on.

Good point. My apologies, and please do not force me to wait long to meet up with this week's girl.

: I agree with that. Especially as she'll be arriving anytime.

I can only be glad that she didn't have to travel through snow or other heavy weather, though I can only expect that January will be awful... But that's for future me to care about! We have something important to do, and by that I mean the blog!

*Conveniently there is a knock at the door, so the smelly Topaz goes over to answer it.*

Well, I'm glad that we didn't have to wait long-hey wait a minute!

: Just answer it, Topaz!

Fine fine...

*He opens it easily, and standing outside is a dark-haired meganekko. She is teasing her curled bangs and is surprised at Topaz opening the door. She bows to him in a flustered manner.*

: I-I apologize if I'm too late... or too early... I wasn't sure when you wanted me.

Don't worry. Much like a wizard you've arrived right on time!

: A wiz... Eh? What are you talking about?

: Don't worry about Topaz. He's just making random references to appeal to his readers, which is something he does. Now come on in, as we want to talk about you a little.

That's right. Let's get out of this drafty doorway!

: Still making random references, aren't you Topaz.

Gotta make my quota somehow.

*The meganekko is still confused, but follows Topaz inside. She sits down properly even if her body language indicates she's a little cautious.*

: I am still unsure as to why I am here.

I thought I explained it on the phone. You're here so that I can do my blog on you. It's similar to a report, and I wanted to be able to talk to you during it too.

: Ah, I see. So somewhat like an interview. B-but I am still not sure why...

Because you're a cute girl in glasses. Does there have to be any other reason?

: You'll have to excuse Topaz. He likes having his fetishes explained. But that isn't the only reason that you want to talk about her, right Topaz?

: E-eh?!

That's right! You see, you are no ordinary girl in glasses! You're the meganekko of the year!

: T-the year?! But I have not had any airing anime for quite some time, and I believe that was one of the criteria...

I suppose that is how it usually happens, but I blame there being so few meganekkos this year. Especially non-traitorous ones.

: There were far too many of them during the recent fall season especially...

Exactly. But while you didn't have a show that aired I will say that I at least watched your series this year. A lot of it, which is always a good thing. As such I made an executive decision and allowed you to be the meganekko of the year.

: Are you sure I should have such a high honor?

: Just let him have this. Don't worry as he'll be pretty kind to you I imagine.

: That is quite a relief, as I often get called names like “Table girl” for an... action that happened...

I would never make fun of you for that...

*The stinky Topaz glances at the table in the other room, which has had baby-proof pads on the corners. He coughs from this, trying to keep the meganekko from looking back.*

Well, I do suppose that I have a habit of being kind to girls. Or at least girls who deserve it.

: Indeed, unlike the cow angel last week.

Precisely. Though I do have to warn you of one thing...

: W-warn me? You aren't going to do anything perverse, are you...?

Of course!

*The meganekko blushes and turns away from Topaz.*

: P-perhaps it is better t-that I leave now then...

: Topaz, don't scare the poor girl! What you do isn't going to be anything too bad.

I will not hide the fact that having her ass expand to an enormous size is anything but perverse! More people need to accept that big girl ass is incredibly sexy!

: My as-er, b-butt will become bigger? I cannot have that happen, as I do not even overeat pizza...

Nonsense as I'm sure that you'll become even more beautiful with a larger ass! Please, let me talk about you!

: I-I suppose that if you are begging that hard I cannot deny your offer. I just hope that I you won't pick on me too much...

I wouldn't do something like that! At least to a cute meganekko like you, of course. Now, let me start by saying...



*Nina still takes a deep breath.*

: To think that I would be the first one to be blogged on like this.

: Well, only the first one from your franchise. And only Topaz, as Zettai talked about C.C. some time ago.

: Ah, I see. I still appreciate the honor from Topaz.

I'm glad, and I'm happy to be able to talk about you as well. I was worried you wouldn't appear enough to be blogged on, or that there wasn't enough to talk about either.

: I apologize for not having a bigger part...

That's alright. Especially compared to some of the meganekkos this year. Between not wearing their glasses or barely appearing you still do pretty well Nina.

: Thank you... But I am still not sure if I deserve such an honor.

: Please don't take your permission back. It's late and Topaz probably won't be able to find another girl.

Being fair it isn't THAT late, and it's not like the blog itself will be delayed at all. At least hopefully, considering MAL sometimes acts up this time of year. Then again it always acts up, so that's no surprise...

: Eh?

Nothing you need to be concerned about. But how about we continue with my traditions and talk about Nina's name?

: My name? I do not think that there is anything major about it...

I do suppose that “Nina” is fairly basic, but it's your last name that's important.

: My last...

That's right, Einstein!

: Topaz, no need to insult her.

No, I mean Nina's last name IS Einstein. Which is very fitting as, like with the historical figure, she had a hand in making a powerful nuclear weapon which she later regretted.

: Ah, like that one movie from earlier this year, and I'm not talking Barbie!

Precisely! Not that I saw either of them. Regardless I'll also mention that Dr. Wily's first name seems to be “Albert” for the same reasons, but fortunately Nina didn't create, reprogram, nor steal robot masters.

: E-eh? Is this more of his odd references again?

: Yes it is... But hopefully we'll be getting to your blog soon enough.

: That is a relief, but I am still a little cautious... Like I have a tingle in my backside...

That's just your ass and cheeks preparing to expand, I figure. Or hope so at least. Don't worry, as I'm sure you'll enjoy my blog regardless, so let's get going!

: I am not so sure...

Don't worry. Even if I said it might be the first areas aren't too bad. I'll just be talking about your head, so it should be fine.

: If you say so... But I am still worried. W-what if I am not good enough for the blog...

You don't have to worry about that. I wouldn't talk about someone that I don't appreciate at least a little!

: Didn't you talk about a certain set of quintuplets?

Yeah... I'll add to the previous statement that I also talk about awful villains who should be forgotten about. That said, you don't have to worry about that. You're a great girl, Nina!

: I-I am?

But of course! Granted not my favorite, but still up there for me. Now, how about we continue onward?

: Y-YES!

*With Nina listening closely the glasses-wearing beauty listens intently to Topaz and the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Surprisingly Nina has some really decent hair. It seems to be a dark green color, which occasionally looks black but the green hue is usually there. It's a nice color and while it seems that she has short hair Nina usually has her hair either up in a bun (with a bit of swirl to it, like a paintbrush) or in braids which makes it hard to tell. Her braids reach about to her chest, hanging over her shoulders. She has her hair down occasionally, but not very often. Also due to her hair being pulled back Nina doesn't have her side curls too much which is unfortunate though her hair in the second season seems to be better for that. I also can' forget her long zig-zagged bang in the middle either, which is something a little distinct about her. I would have liked to see Nina's hair down a little more, as it does have a lot of volume during the rare occasions, but overall with a nice dark green color and a fairly standard hairstyle for meganekkos being her braids (meaning in a good way, of course) I do really enjoy her hair. She could have it a little longer, or more obvious, but still.
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
Nina also has pretty good eyes, and not just because of her glasses either. Though her glasses are quite great, wearing them during most moments (excluding the ball, unfortunately). They do have thin frames but have a little more detail when it comes to the nose and ear pieces, though I wouldn't have minded fuller frames. That said, Nina isn't just her glasses when it comes to this area. Her eyes seem to be a nice purple color, which is great for me as I love that as an eye color. It works well with her dark hair color as well, and the shape of her eyes are nice. They are a reserved tarame, though it's possible that her eyes are slightly closed due to seeing a little bit of her lid. Her pupils are really nice, though they do become small occasionally as seen in some of her shots. It's a very nice mid-2000's Sunrise eye, and I mean that in a good way too. Overall Nina's eyes are very pretty, and while I'd prefer a tsurime or thicker frames she does have a lot of good things going for her.
Grade: A-

===Face==
There is a bit of an issue here, but Nina still does really well. She has a well-designed face, with nice features and soft-looking cheeks. Her nose is somewhat large, but that's the art style of the series and it's still pretty much just a couple of lines and a dot for her nostril usually. She also has some silly memetic faces, even though they're at very sad moments in the series itself. The main problem here is that a lot of the characters look similar face-wise, be it Nina or someone like Lelouch who is the male lead. The same face syndrome seems to have hit this series fairly hard, but most of the other girls at least have different eyes but with both having purple eyes it bothers me a bit when it comes to Nina. Still, overall she does pretty well when it comes to this area, and is still quite cute.
Grade: B

So what do you think about it so far, Nina?

*Nina jumps a little from Topaz addressing the meganekko. She looks around and touches her finger tips while looking down.*

: I-I appreciate it a lot, though I am still worried that I am not good enough for the blog...

Even after all the praise that I gave you?

: You have to understand as she seems to be a shy girl.

I understand, as I'm not exactly the most extroverted person either. I appreciate being by myself and being on the computer a lot more. I also appreciate having you here to talk to us, as I want to hear your various opinions.

: A-are you sure?

But of course! After all, like I said before you have really good hair. While it might be hard to tell that you have green hair I do like any sort of dark color so it fits pretty well, and I like your cute braids too.

: I am glad to hear that they are in style...

Certainly as girls with glasses look great with braids. I do like seeing you with your hair down, but sadly that doesn't happen too often. Still, it has a lot of volume which was surprising. I even like your bangs too!

: Y-you really do appreciate my hair. Well, other than my lack of sides I suppose...

True as your hair is pulled back for your braids. It isn't too bad though, so you're still pretty good with your hair. Though I will mention that while you usually wear your glasses, which look very lovely even if the frames could be a bit more noticeable, you don't during the ballroom scene.

: I blame the other girls not wanting me to wear glasses...

Boo that sort of people! Fortunately you continued to wear glasses after that, as otherwise I would have complained even more. But luckily you are the meganekko of the “year”.

: I appreciate your kind words once again! I will make sure to continue wearing them forward!

That's good to hear, though don't think you coasted just by wearing glasses!

: Granted I imagine she was certainly helped by it.

I mean her glasses did cause her to be the first one to be blogged by her series due to my traditions. But Nina still has great eyes as well, as she has a nice shape and color. I especially like purple eyes, and Sunrise did a very good job designing her eyes too. Well, them or Clamp but regardless it was a good job.

: I cannot believe that someone would have such kind words that it makes me suspicious! Topaz, you likely say that about all girls and eye colors!

I would never be dishonest about my blog! I will admit that I have a lot of eye colors that I like, but purple is definitely my favorite!

: I will agree with that.

: No offense, but I do not believe that you are the best one to defend that. You likewise have purple eyes!

You'll just have to take me at my word, but I do like purple eyes. And being fair I was definitely a little picky when it came to your face.

: I did notice. You called me looking like a L-Lelouch!

I mean there are parts, but I blame that more being off model for you. You otherwise look pretty good and fit in well with the series, so I do appreciate your appearance quite a bit.

: I see... This is still a little embarrassing as most people seem to like Kallen or Milly more, and I do n-not get a lot of attention in school...

I mean they are more outgoing, but I'm sure you still have your fans! Nerdy girls like you are great!

: N-NERD?!

Don't feel bad, as I know them when I see them. I look in the mirror all the time and see one!

: Though speaking of mirrors it looks like Nina might need one to check out her ass...

: What do you mean-EEEP!

*Nina gets up and looks at her ass, which has grown quickly. It isn't TOO much bigger, but considering that we still had a while to go on the blog it wasn't a surprise. In addition, her tight bottoms were starting to become torn by her growing cheeks. She fondles her cheeks before attempting to hide her ass.*

: N-NOO! This is too embarrassing!

Nonsense! Your cheeks are still covered, so you're not bare assed at all!

: T-that is not what I meant! And to think that my backside will continue to grow too...

Of course, as seeing huge asses like that is very sexy! You should be proud of it, and shove your ass towards the camera during the opening. Then they'd repeat that for the second opening, proving how great it was.

: W-what are you talking about?

Rare praise for female ass. But still, you should show off better!

: I-I refuse! Now, will you continue with your blog? That way I can calm down...

Well, if you insist... Though I will mention that we will be talking more about your body next...

: W-wait a moment-

Too late, as here comes the next sections of Nina's blog!

*She is surprised to hear that, as Topaz continues on to the next sections.*

==Body==
===Build===
Nina has a fairly slender build fitting her personality pretty well. She doesn't really show off, which is unfortunate, which includes not showing off her ass either. Her only measurement is her height of 165 cm, and I suppose her blood type of A. She does have the Code Geass/Clamp style of having pretty long limbs in some shots, but it doesn't come up all too often as some of the other characters. Her waist is pretty alright, especially seen in one of the bath scenes, and her legs are long and slender though I might like a little more meat on them occasionally. Still, we could have used more information about Nina's body as overall I would have enjoyed had she shown off her backside more. It is Code Ge-ASS after all, so her ass was likely pretty alright I imagine. Though my last minute research did reveal that she shows a little of her cheeks in a massage scene in one of the picture dramas; sure she's covering most of her cheeks with a towel and it's a far away shot but you can still seen a bit of her bare crack and cheek curve!
Grade: B

===Chest===
It's a little hard to tell Nina's chest size. She does go naked in the bath and while not showing off her nipples due to convenient censoring we can pretty much see that she doesn't have much of a chest. She has a bit of a curve in her second season appearance, though not a very big one, but I also don't want to say that she grew or anything either. It's probably just one was off-model or something. Regardless as Nina is more of a side character. She doesn't seem to show any envy either, at least in canon from what I can tell. Overall Nina does decently when it comes to this area.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
Nina has a surprising amount of variety, but she tends to stick with common outfits. In the first season she tends to wear the Ashford Academy outfit, which consists of a yellow blazer over a white shirt with collar, a green necktie, a short skirt, and purple socks on the shorter side. Her standard outfit in the second season consists of a red dress with pockets and padded shoulders, a red untied ribbon, a white shawl, and tall black boots. Other outfits include her pink ballroom dress, a track-light uniform, a few cute casual outfits with hats, a towel as mentioned before, and a cat hood with paws. In other media Nina also has worn a one piece swimsuit, and a chef-like outfit with white shirt, red cloak, blue dress, and a small white hat in Nunnelly's in Wonderland. Overall a pretty nice selection, even if Nina doesn't have a lot of variety she still looks pretty good in what she does have.
Grade: B+

: Aaaaaa....

*Nina is very flustered after hearing what Topaz said. She even has her face in her hands, blushing and covering her eyes.*

Something wrong? Is my information incorrect?

: N-no, but... That is all very private information! How did you manage to get it all!

I used the internet, and everyone knows what the internet is for! Cat pictures! Wait no, I mean informing people. Regardless, you have a fairly good body.

: M-m-mee?! Nonsense as the other girls are much better!

I will say that is true, but that's only because girls like C.C. and others show off more. And by all means, showing off your ass in the picture dramas helped a little too!

: Not that she really compares to C.C.

I mean who really does... Though these days Nina might compete with her pizza ass.

: W-what are you talking-EEK!

*Nina gets up, but as she does so her massive ass tears open her bottoms. Her cheeks are now exposed in sexy tears, and as she tries to cover them it only shows off how much bigger and bouncier her ass has become.*

: I cannot believe how much larger my bottom is now! Each cheek is easily bigger than my head!

And it'll only become bigger!

: I-I cannot understand why you would find this attractive!

Blame Japan barely recognizing that girlass is beautiful and should be featured more. And at least you aren't too lanky, which can be a problem when it comes to Clamp series.

: It probably is due to Nina not getting many full-body side shots as that tends to be when that happens.

True. But Nina does still have a pretty good body so there's nothing wrong with that. There's also nothing wrong with her slender upper body either, especially now that it contrasts her fat ass so well!

: B-but the other girls...

You don't need to compare yourself to other girls, Nina. Especially as you're the first girl from your series that I'm talking about. You're a very cute girl, even if you don't get a lot of fanservice!

: To think that someone like you would praise me so much... Even after my backside became so huge...

: Topaz wouldn't change your body if he didn't like it like that. Though I think he wasn't as fond of your clothes.

: Understandable as I am not a very fashionable girl...

That's alright, I don't usually care about fashion. Milly is more the fashionable one I'd expect. You still have a pretty good wardrobe for my tastes.

: B-but I did not do that well...

You must be a real genius if you think a “B+” isn't a good score. It's even higher than your chest did, as I blame slight envy. Regardless some more fetishy outfits could have helped, even if you had some nice uniforms.

: F-fetishy...

Yeah, like pilot outfits or maid outfits or something! Well, I suppose you seem to be wearing one now, so you must have some moment in official art, but regardless more clothes that show off your body better would be even better. Even something as simple as thighhighs might have helped as well!

: I see, so that is what you mean...

I'm glad that you understand. I just want to see more of your lovely body get shown off. Obviously not all the time, as constant nudity like that surely gets tiring, but revealing outfits and pretty clothes are always cool.

: I think I understand...

I'm glad to hear that. And now that you've calmed down a little how about we continue with the blog?

: We're getting closer to the ending, after all. It would be terrible to end too early like that.

: Yes, and I am looking forward to what you think of me as well. Go ahead, as I am sure you have said anything embarrassing already!

I do suppose talking about your body is a little embarrassing, but there's still something small in a bit. But rather than describe it, I'll just get back to doing the blog!

*With that Topaz continues his blog on Nina.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Nina has a pretty good personality, if not for the events of the series. She's an extremely intelligent girl, and is often seen at her computer rather than socializing with the rest of the student council. She's a big nerd, though as one myself I can probably get away with calling her that. She is a little xenophobic towards native Japanese, called “Elevens” in the series, but eventually gets over it though not with quite a bit of trauma. One of Nina's main character traits is her love of Princess Euphemia, but more on that in the next area. However, spoilers about a series nearly twenty years old, but Euphemia dies and that really traumatizes Nina to the point of going out with modified uranium in her mecha to fight. She doesn't get anywhere, but eventually ends up on the British side of things in their labs. There she makes the F.L.E.I.J.A., as the series loves it's European references (though it should be the “Freyja” perhaps, even if they have words for the letters) which is effectively an atomic bomb. It takes until she sees the weapon in action for Nina to realize hat she's done, returning to Lelouch's side to keep the weapon from being used again. Still, seeing Nina go through such an event and several changes, even though she's only a side character, really helps her do well here. It's a shame she doesn't retain her more quiet side more though. Nina is voiced by Saeko Chiba who does a good job with her calm personality but also with her more intense moments as well. She's also done Dokuro, who was meh, but also Mio from Strike Witches. Overall Nina is a charming character, and while not my favorite from the series she still does pretty well.
Grade: B-

===Libido==
As mentioned earlier Nina was deeply in love with Princess Euphemia. This is due to the princess standing up for her, as well as many other hostages, during an event where no one knew what to do. As mentioned she was deeply hit by her death, but even after everything she still seems to retain her feelings. They even had a cute conversation in front of a fireplace! But I figure you're not here for that, you're here for one of Nina's most stand-out moments. You see, she was so in love that she decided to... er, rub against a table looking at a magazine with a picture of Euphemia. She even climaxed, and it's fortunate that the only one to catch her was Nunnally who was blind and probably couldn't tell what was going on. It's a shame that such a humiliating moment was captured for poor Nina, not to mention becoming memetic (with many people saying Table-kun didn't consent) but fortunately it seems that it isn't as famous as it once was due to time passing. Still, overall the moment and her love for Euphemia helps Nina do pretty well when it comes to this area.
Grade: B

===Age===
According to the SRW wiki Nina seems to be 17, and was born on August 27th of 2000. She'd be a lot older today, but she does attend Ashford Academy which seems to be a high school for most of the first season. Not too much to talk about, she could have been better had she been a little higher but overall Nina does quite nicely when it comes to her age.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 76
Average score: 8.4
Final Grade: B

And with that Nina's blog is done! What do you think of it... Nina?

: I think she ran off to hide after you mentioned “Table-kun”.

Oh no! Don't tell me she plans on cheating!

: N-no! I am just so embarrassed I did not want to be seen!

*She was hiding on the side of the couch she had been sitting on to listen to Topaz's blog.*

Oh, here you are. Something the matter? Did I say something wrong?

: You once again said something very perverse! I cannot believe you would say such a thing!

: It's alright. Most people who read this blog know about your little “scene”. And that includes those that didn't watch the show!

: That does nothing to ease my embarrassment!

But you did well when it comes to libido, even if you don't “win” for obvious reasons. Unfortunate ones at that.

: You should not remind me, even if it is difficult...

I understand, and apologize for bringing up such a sore topic without warning. Though it is a relief.

: A relief? What are you talking about?

: D-do not say that I was doing something unladylike...

Nothing of the sort, as I was worried Nina was hiding because her ass had become so gigantic!

: My... ass...

*She looks back and notices how huge her cheeks had become, though her ass continues to grow. On camera Nina's ass grows so big that her cheeks burst through her bottoms, her hands barely able to hold such massive cheeks. She is intensely flustered as a result.*

: IT IS HUGE!

I know, isn't it awesome looking!

: It's all fun and games until she knocks over the lamp with her cheeks though...

Better than knocking u-

: Please do not make a bad joke, Topaz. To think that my ass has become so large...

And so beautiful! Though as distracting as your plump cheeks are, I cannot forget about the other topics! Even if the “table-kun” one is one of the biggest memes from the series. That said, Nina is still a pretty nice age, even if I had to go to SRW to get the dates so I don't know how accurate they are. Still, it means that she's of-age in our current timeline, even if the exact timeline is different.

: No one understands crossing dimensions like that. Or at least we don't.

True. If only I had Journeymin I could learn more!

: Eh?

Nothing too important. And by all means, I cannot forget about your personality. You're a great girl even if you sit in the corner most of the time on a computer, I certainly know what that's like. I'm the same way.

: Topaz is too lazy to make friends or leave his house.

I leave the house sometimes! Otherwise I'd starve! But indeed, I know what it's like to have a lot of extroverted friends, but I still am friends with them. That said, I cannot say the same for your intelligence.

: A-are you calling me dumb?!

Certainly not, if anything I'm the stupid one in comparison! You're a mechanical and chemical genius and you even made a not-Nuke! The only way I get those are if I play classic FF1 or something!

: Or if you play Quest for Glory 5...

Thermonuclear indeed! And of course while both Nina's intelligence and cute personality were good, we can't forget about her lovely voice! Granted Saeko Chiba isn't too common these days, but she does both Nina AND Nagisa from Code Geass. Most of her other roles are older, like Chika from Ichigo Marshmallow or Priscilla from Gun x Sword.

: I-I thought I voiced myself...

I mean yes, but no, but yes... It's complicated...

: Just take Topaz complimenting your voice as a good thing, and try not to think too much about it...

: I see. Well, other than my ass becoming so large, which I should hopefully become used to, I appreciate you talking about me. Especially over other girls from my series.

But of course, and while you weren't in any series this year you are the year meganekko so congratulations!

: I appreciate the praise. Not just about my glasses but everything. Well, there are certain things I would have rather you not bring up, but I can understand you talking about them.

Of course as I want to be thorough! Though I suppose I may have missed something, as Code Geass has a lot of spin-offs and similar things. Still, I'm glad to have talked about you.

: I thank you for that, but I suppose I should be g-going!

*With a bow Nina leaves, with Topaz and Riri waving.*

: Well, now that she's gone only one question remains...

How she fit through the doorway with an ass that massive?

: You get used to it, trust me, but not that. I'm curious who you'll be talking about next month. You've said a lot about how poor this year was for meganekkos after all...

True, there were far too many problems with meganekkos this year unfortunately. But as a result we can hold onto the traditions a little longer.

: R-really? You're going to delay the seasonal meganekko, or even cancel them?

I still want to feature them, but I'll give them a little bit of room to breathe. As such, talking about Nina has put me in a certain mood...

: What kind of mood?

It should be fairly obvious, but let's just say that we might have to visit Pizza Hut. And I don't mean just because pizza is one of my favorite foods either.

: Seems like Zettai's anniversary blog might be a little early this year, but I imagine he shouldn't mind too much!

Hopefully not! But until then, we'll be preparing for a certain double-Culo girl!

*With that hint Topaz ends the blog for the week. Be sure to tune in next time, and next year as well!*

Anime Relations: Gabriel DropOut, Gabriel DropOut Specials

This is the seven-hundred-eighty-sixth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We return to where the previous blog left of, with a mysterious white-haired angel descending upon Topaz and Riri.*

This must be it, Riri. We're finally going to pass away.

: Would be better than talking about her I suppose.

: Hey now, you're being far too harsh on me! Besides, I'm not here to guide you to the afterlife or anything.

That's a relief, as with as sick as I felt over the weekend I certainly felt like dying. Fortunately I didn't, as you can all notice. So what are you doing here?

: Is it not obvious? I'm here to have you talk about me. It's been quite a few years, and you've been ignoring me-

: Not more people begging you to do their blogs, Topaz... We've had too many villain plots!

I know what you mean. I might make fun of Toei for recycling plots, but it seems that I'm not much better!

: At least you don't overly praise pink leads.

Thank goodness, though some are praiseworthy. Occasionally.

: You're getting distracted, you know... So are you going to be talking about me?

I suppose that I can, as I'm lazy and I wouldn't have to find any other angelic girls. Though you're a far cry from an “angel”.

: Fu fu fu~ What could you possibly mean by that?

*The angel has a smug look to her mouth as she looks down at Topaz.*

I mean you don't have the personality of an angel at all, and you're not even likable like Gabriel is!

: In all fairness even Gabriel seems to have people who dislike her...

They just don't understand how great she is! Though I do suppose I'm sounding like a poor fan of something who becomes annoying to talk to. But look at who we're talking about this week!

: E-EH?! What are you talking about?!

Let's just say that I've been sick lately, as if my body was trying to reject that you were going to be blogged. That should say a lot.

: That's not MY fault! Besides, it's not like you chose another girl anyway!

That's because I'm lazy and stubborn. My two main character flaws, especially when it comes to this blog.

: At least you're feeling better.

I agree, or at least I am while writing this. I can't take my time off from this blog after all, and being fair considering the upcoming girl, well, let's just say that I could make a lot of AVGN comments.

: I'm not THAT bad!

: Just blame Topaz not wanting to get into detail about what his body was doing, or releasing. Then again, leaving it up to mystery probably makes it sound even worse.

Let's just say that this week's girl isn't the worst thing that I've experienced this week...

: That doesn't count as a compliment!

I wasn't expecting it to be, but since you still seem to want a blog I suppose that I'll give it to you. Like I said before, I'm too lazy and stubborn to change my mind.

: I suppose that I should thank you for not ditching me, especially since I'm the one that came to you! Then again, considering how rude you are I might not want to have you talk about me...

It's too late for you to pull back, as this isn't one of your silly pranks.

: And we don't want to be traumatized by having a dog stealing our lunch every day either.

Poor Satania, but she's for another day. Sadly. This week I have the displeasure to say...



: I still can't decide if I really want you to do a blog about me or not anymore with the way you seem to be treating me.

I can understand, but from what I can tell we don't need your permission to talk about you.

: I thought that we did, or did you completely forgo your past traditions? (and if that's the case, why even do Raphi today?)

Oh don't worry. I haven't betrayed my previous rules.

: I thought that you needed my permission before you talked about me though. I was going to tease and toy with you a little longer, but it appears like THAT is not possible...

Certainly not, especially because I don't want to be too humiliated. I mean I might be an “M” but most of your things go way too far!

: You say that, but you do not know what I was planning on doing!

From the sounds of it I'm on the right idea though. I really wouldn't want to lick or kiss your feet or something. That's not the type of person that I am.

: Eh? You are not? No matter. Even though you seem like you want to talk about me and have started the blog, I can still deny your wishes!

: Oh no! Are we going to have to repair the Star Road Topaz?

Time to team up with a wooden doll and Fresh Prince of Cloudy-Air! But fortunately you cannot deny your blog any longer!

: I mean I can continue to talk so that you can never continue onward, but that would only make my throat sore. So I shall ask you, what can you do to blog me even without my permission?

It should be fairly obvious. Right, Ririchiyo?

: O-of course! But how about you tell the readers who probably haven't figured it out?

Well, it isn't the end of the month, but considering the next blog will be a meganekko it should all be obvious! Raphi... is a VILLAIN!

*The angel looks shocked, her silly smug mouth dropping.*

: A-a villain?! It is impossible! I am a angel! A bastion of good!

More like a bast-er, let's not continue that as I dislike swearing and it would look bad in front of her. But indeed, considering you're the worst part of your anime and made it not as entertaining is certainly a problem. It should have been obvious that you'd be a villain.

: N-no! It cannot be possible!

: Wouldn't be the first time that an “Ainsworth” was a villain. I mean not in this blog, but still there's the Fate sisters.

And I assure you that it has nothing to do with any red Ninja Turtles. I have always preferred Leonardo though.

: You cannot only mention namesakes about me, especially while calling me such lies! Imagine, making an angel like myself a villain!

You may not have thought of it yourself, but you are quite a major problem in the series and have done a lot to impede my blog of you. If that doesn't count as a villain...

: I do suppose that she does require you to explain her name a little.

I mean there isn't too much to explain. She's named “Raphiel” after the archangel, even if he's male, though that is common for the series. As such you tend to be referred to as “Raphi” which is a shortened name. Again like the other characters. I mean it's worth bringing up, but mostly because it's been a while since I brought up Gabriel.

: I know, as I have been waiting for five years! FIVE YEARS!

Has it only been that long since the show aired? I am surprised to hear that, I suppose. Regardless it has been a long time, and I probably didn't go too into it with the superior angel.

: S-SUPERIOR? Can you not see the appeal that I have over her? Like in a very... OBVIOUS place?

I don't think your dictionary has the right definition for “superior”. It's supposed to indicate something better, not worse.

: She's using the PreCure fan's dictionary apparently.

Don't be mean, Riri. You know PreCure fans can't read! Or at least the stupid ones, and I don't mean the little girls either.

: You cannot insult those that have different opinions than you, Topaz. Just as you cannot insult me without reason! Imagine calling me a villain!

I call it as I see it, as you are worth going against in a villainous way! And besides, I have reasons to insult you as I will soon show. But enough delay, have at thee, foul beast!

: More like “foul BREAST”

: You shall curse the day you called me such a thing!

We shall see about that. Granted it won't be coming up, but let's get started with the blog!

*With that Topaz finally begins the blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Raphi's hair is one of her best features, both in color and length. She has beautiful white hair which not only gives her a good “angelic” look but fits well with her eyes color. White/silver is probably my favorite of the light colors, even though I do prefer darker colors most of the time. That said, her hair is long and long enough to cover her ass not that she'd show it. It has a fair amount of volume which is quite nice, and even her sides are so long they reach her chest which is a nice length. Raphi's bangs are blunt, at least in the middle as the sides are pulled back to be held in cross-shaped hair decorations to give an M-shaped design. She also has an ahoge, and one of her noteworthy features is the big red bow in the back (though due to the color scheme in the ED it looks blue). Overall this is probably Raphi's best feature, as her long white hair is incredibly pretty and I really like it even if it sadly would cover her ass.
Grade: A-

===Eyes===
Raphi's eyes are fairly pretty as well. She has tarame, almost to the point of having the droopy/sleepy style of eyes which contrast well with her personality of being a sadist. I like the shape of her eyes still, and the slight lines and slight eyelash in the corner of her eye looks nice but she could use a little more emphasis (and seems to have even less in the manga). She has pretty good pupils, though when she's in her dominant personality her eyes do become less life-like and more crazy which I'm not too fond of as it looks like Raphi is the one being “broken” as a result. The yellow of her eyes isn't too bad, though the color is a little subdued, but her manga had more of a light purple color so it's a shame we didn't get that color! At least as far as the MAL pictures go, as I don't know much about the manga. As far as I remember Raphi doesn't wear glasses either, such a shame. Regardless, overall she does alright even if she doesn't have my favored type of eyes. Raphi still looks pretty good, though it's a shame the anime changed her eye color and her eyes could use a bit more emphasis at least for my tastes.
Grade: B-

===Face==
Like most of the characters in this series Raphi has a fairly simple face, which looks nice in her series. I do like simple faces like this, with her small dot-like nose and small features. She seems to have a somewhat wide face, but I'm sure it's just bad pictures on her part. When she gets in an amused or playful mood she also has a cat-like smile with the 3-like top. Other than that there isn't too much to bring up when it comes to Raphi, but overall she still has a great appearance for my tastes with her small features and dot nose.
Grade: B

: See? I knew that I did not deserve to be a villain! You still seem to have some affections for me!

: Being fair Topaz isn't done with his blog, and you've only just began. It's not like your head has anything troubling (except for what's inside).

Well, except for what's inside I suppose. But it is true, as looks-wise Raphi's head is really suitable for my tastes.

: I should not be surprised, as I am an angel. My heavenly beauty is unmatched.

Naw, I just like seeing cute simple faces with small noses. You suit my tastes pretty well, and there isn't anything too troubling about you when it comes to your face Raphi.

: E-eh?! So it is not because you are enraptured by my looks? It is merely the design of the series that you enjoy?

That's precisely it! I'd say that you landed ass-backwards into a good series for my tastes, but knowing your lack of ass service you probably would think you landed face-first.

: B-but I no doubt have other positive points of interest! You would not have given me scores such as those without reason!

Oh of course. Your eyes have a very lovely shape. It's a droopy style that I like in moderation, but I do still like tsurime more. It also would have fit your personality better as well.

: I do suppose that it did slightly worse than my face, but you still liked it!

That is true, as the color suits your hair color and outfit. I do like the manga color as well, which looks a little more pink or purple or something. But that's just being picky.

: Plus Topaz can't tell if it is actually a different color or just his color-blindness acting up again.

Shhhh! Though on the other hand if it was it doesn't affect your hair which is always white. White haired angels are cool, and much better than pasta-haired ones.

: What?

: Topaz is just making poor jokes.

Sadly... But I am serious when I say that Raphi's hair is one of her best assets. It's nice and long, with mostly blunt bangs in front. It's a shame she pulls some of them back for her cross-shaped hairclips, as otherwise she could have had a nice hime cut going.

: You do know that I am able to remove them, correct?

I suppose, but if you do it now it wouldn't be canon. Besides, like I said you still did pretty well when it comes to your hair. White is a pretty good light color, even if I do prefer darker ones, and it fits your angel nature. All things considering you probably have the best hair style in the series! Or at least among the main four.

: Ku ku ku, so there indeed is something that I can hold over Gabu-Gabu...

Listen, it's not like your hair is that much better. It's just that it appeals to me more, especially with the two demons having shorter hair. Well Satania has long hair but it's usually kept up, and you only beat Gabriel because hers is messier. Which sometimes is sexier too...

: E-EH?! So I cannot even gloat about this?! No wonder you believe me to be a villain!

Being fair we haven't began to get to the bottom of the troubles you're causing me! So how about we head to the next sections?

: Ah yes. Where the problems become “big”...

: I-I'm still holding onto Topaz realizing his mistakes!

The only mistake was thinking that you would be anything but a villain! Even with your nice voice and head, but that won't be enough to save you. So let's go on!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Raphi has measurements, which is always nice to have, but in her case they're a little unfortunate. Her height is 160 cm and her weight is 57 kg, and her three sizes are 89/59/86 which is surprising as that seems low for her chest. Not that she's too big, but she certainly flaunts it far too much. Granted that's an issue for the next area, and at least it doesn't seem to be too big of a difference. Still, this does mean that she doesn't show off her ass very much which is always unfortunate. She has a fair waist which is decent, and I'm not a foot person so having her show those off during her dominant moments isn't too impressive. Also due to being an angel her naked body is covered in “divine clouds” or something, effectively having steam censorship. It says a lot when I prefer Gabriel, but she just has a beautiful body! And ass moments! Overall Raphi does poorly when it comes to this area, showing off in poor ways and being more known for her big chest (which isn't all that big overall) which hurts her a lot.
Grade: D+

===Chest===
Again she has censor steam when it comes to this area, though Raphi does seem to try and hide her large breasts a bit more. And they certainly are large, with a size of 89 and an F cup it seems. She not only mocks Gabu with her large size, pressing here chest against the cute grumpy angel's head. It becomes even worse when Raphi outgrows one of her bras but does it in an overly safe way that probably wouldn't even appeal to mamocentric idiots as all they'd care about is seeing her chest which they didn't show! Raphi is just overall a mamocentric character, though I suppose that if the rating on the series was higher she would have been even worse...
Grade: D

===Clothes===
Raphi does decently in this area, even if she is sadly mamocentric still. She's usually seen in her school uniform which does hide her power a fair bit, with a white shirt and a cream-colored cardigan, a short plaid skirt, and short socks which is unfortunate as longer socks would have been more appealing. She also wears a Halloween outfit with a pumpkin hat, wears an angelic dress in the ED, white pajamas, a Santa outfit, holds a towel while in the onsen, and has a maid/waitress outfit in official art. There's possibly more, especially in the manga, but Raphi still does fairly decently overall I'd say.
Grade: B-

*Raphi is certainly surprised, looking at Topaz and the score while pointing between them.*

: I-I cannot believe this! To think that I would be treated so poorly!

I think I was fairly generous when it came to your clothes. Granted your school uniform isn't the best, and some of the others were decent, but nothing too outstanding either. Perhaps that's fortunate for you though...

: It is not my fault you are not able to appreciate my outfits!

*She cutely spittles as she talks.*

: At least say that saliva is flying out of my mouth, spittle is a very improper word!

: Knowing Topaz he's using a lot of slang to further differentiate from your noble speech pattern.

Nonsense, this is just how my brain works sometimes. Now back that gyatt up and give me some.

: ...Do you seriously even know what that means?

...Something to do with Kaoruko?

: That's “Gyanko”, Topaz!

Ohhhh...

*Topaz understands, nodding his head.*

Though speaking of characters unlike Kaoruko, it's time to get back to Raphi. And her lack of “back”.

: How impolite! I do not lack a “back”!

That is true. You've shown off your back occasionally. Unlike your ass which I cannot remember you showing off. Another thing Gabu has over you.

: That is only because she's not blessed with an “upper body” like mine. Besides, my middle name is “Shiraha”~

Let's not get into your useless tumors yet. And your middle name is more like “Shiri? HA!” as in a mocking way! Unlike the series I cannot forget about your ass, or more accurately that I cannot remember you showing off at all!

: T-that does not matter!

I suppose, it might be possible that you showed off in the manga, but I wouldn't expect it to show you off either. And boo censor steam too!

: Angel bodies are funny in that universe.

Funny in a bad way! And getting to your chest it's awful that you not only have so many mamocentric scenes where you mock Gabriel, but they even come back to bite you by having you break through a bra!

: I am certain that you enjoyed that~

Even back when I was mamocentric it was incredibly underwhelming, and now that my intelligence is so much higher I can see the truth even further! You're obviously a PAC-Poorly Added Cow, and you only serve to make the anime look worse in general!

: I am quite important to the story!

It's a slice of life, and all you do is troll the other characters! Though if you really want to hear my feelings about you I can continue forward...

: NO!

*Raphi has a smug face with a cat smile, looking down at Topaz. She seems to summon a lance out of the air.*

: If you are going to make me a villain, I suppose that I shall have to be one!

: Oh no! That is obviously a Holy Lance! Edgar would be jealous!

If only that blasted White Dragon would get out of his tower, he'd be FINISHED! But you can't be attacking me in the middle of the blog, Raphi!

: Oh? You have an objection? Such a shame, as I am the one bearing the “point”~

*She shows off the tip of the lance.*

: Besides, was it not you that called me a “villain” and continued to insult me? And to think you would mock me for my large breasts?

Your tumors do deserve it though! Especially with how mamocentric you are, as outside of that you have so little!

: No doubt she attempted to make up for a lack of personality with “personality”.

: I need not continue to be slandered in such a way, Topaz! I shall finish you off post-haste!

: Not Haste! That will double the number of her attacks!

Can't you at least wait until the next sections?

: No, I shall slay you where you stand! I am sure the angels shall understand this act of self-defense and mercy!

*Raphi charges at Topaz from above, diving down at him. However, another better angelic girl appears and grabs the lance with her bare hand.*

K-KANADE!

: Yes.

: What are you doing here?!

: I felt a disturbance in holy energy.

Really?

: No. I am no angel after all. But as you are in danger I cannot standby and allow her to attack you.

: Do you really think that you can hold me off forever?

: Negative. It would be dull for both of us if that were to happen. Rather I shall hold you and defend Topaz so that he may finish your blog.

Thank you for showing up. I'm glad that at least one great KanaHana ang-er, n-not quite angel would come here on our side.

*Kanade nods, still holding Raphi in place. Topaz takes advantage of the villain being held in place to continue the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
It could be said that Raphi has a great personality and voice for me, at least at first. She's voiced by Kana Hanazawa after all, and has a sweet, kind, and fittingly angelic personality to her. However, this hides a more mischievous personality. She especially likes picking on Satania and Gabu, which is unfortunate as both characters are better than she is (no doubt she acts out of jealousy). People even call her more of a fallen angel than Gabriel is! The worst part is that she usually gets away with it, and the one time she tries to act like a decent person she's punished as Satania finds out about her fear of frogs! Without her “sadistic” side, even though she is the bad sort, Raphi really doesn't have too much of a personality and is pretty bland. She does have an ojou side, being from an angel family with a lot of power, and unlike Gabu Raphi still uses “proper” speech. However, this isn't enough to save her and overall between the bullying of better characters and mamocentric issues Raphi should be relieved to score this “high”! It doesn't help that she's voiced by Kana Hanazawa, as while she does give Raphi a really great voice the main issue is that it seems to be a “parody” of characters. I mean KanaHana voiced Tenshi from Angel Beats, who is a far better white-haired yellow-eyed angel, and Pururut/Iris Heart who is a far better dominant girl! It's just mocking them, which feels too offensive!
Grade: C

===Libido==
As mentioned before Raphi does seem to be “sadistic” but goes about it in the wrong ways. She's way more of a bully which I dislike, picking on Satania all the time and giving her trauma likely. Also as mentioned before Raphi puts Gabu through a lot of mamocentric bullying as well, finding her cute even after falling. Oh, and she also has a servant named Matilda who seems to be very yuri for her as well. Overall Raphi has a lot of issues when it comes to this area, as Japan really needs to learn how to write sadistic girls better (and not in ways where they'd be hated either).
Grade: C+

===Age===
Raphi does pretty well here, even if she's technically timeless due to be an angel. I do think that she has an “age” and seems to be teen-ish as she goes to high school (or maybe middle school, it gets hard to tell). Her birthday is March 19th though. Overall there isn't too much to say about Raphi, but while she does have an official birthday I can't be sure if she's a teen or if she's just an angelic equivalent and is actually much older. Regardless she does alright I suppose.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 56
Average score: 6.2
Final Grade: C+

And with that we finish up with Raphiel's blog. Any final thoughts?

: I don't think that Raphi even had FIRST thoughts...

: HEY! You cannot just ignore me, especially as you have not given me a chance to defend myself!

*Raphi attempts to shake free of Kanade's hand, but she is unable to break free.*

: When you are the one attacking? Why would you need to defend?

I think she means with the blog. But I don't see how she could defend herself too much, unless she wants to admit her age.

: You cannot trust a woman to do that, Topaz. To ask that question is rude.

I concur, which is why I never ask! It would have been useful for more information, but I do thank you for your birthday being relatively easy to find.

: Topaz always confuses middle school and high school girls too, it's another of his major flaws.

I blame anime making middle school girls mamocentric, that's what's at fault! Not that having high school girls be mamocentric is acceptable either, but I'm sure you understand.

: At least I do... (I've seen the same shows you have)

: But I thought that you liked me! At least when the show aired you did!

I mean I might have tolerated you a lot more back then, but even then I liked Gabriel a lot more! She was the one who really got me into Miyu Tomita after all, and she just had an adorable personality. This is the opposite of you, Raphi.

: O-opposite of me?

Yes! You might seem to have a proper and kind personality, but you're sadistic! And, outside maybe early on, the sadism instead acts more like bullying or harassment! It's really jerkish and comes off as mean! Sure Gabriel is grumpy, stubborn, and quite lazy, but you're practically as fallen as she is!

: That seems rude!

She even says that in the series, as far as I recall! Overall you're a waste of such a good VA, and believe me Zettai can agree that nothing is worse than having an overrated angel with our favorite VAs. Granted you aren't as famous as Jibril but I blame her being from one of the most overrated series this side of Clannad.

: Which is saying something.

The fans really believe the “No Life” part I suppose. But putting that aside, that sort of false sadism, terrible bullying, and overall un-likability you should be thankful that you got higher than a D!

: How funny, as I'm bigger than-

You know, if you finish that I'm going to go back and lower the score of personality even further.

: Sheesh... Fine then! Have it your way! I have no need to listen nor care for your useless blog! I shall finish you off!

*Raphi then wrestles free of Kanade's grasp, which surprises her quite a bit. She looks at her empty hand as Raphi rushes towards Topaz.*

: Now, to teach you a lesson!

Kanade! Do something!

: Didn't she earlier?

Well then, do something more!

*Kanade nods, muttering something.*

: Butt Sonic 4

*With those words Kanade's ass expands in a very sexy way, to about four times her normal size. She's a little unbalanced at first but quickly adapts, using her massive cheeks to smack Raphi away and send her flying.*

There ya go, Kanade!

: *Thumbs up.*

*She shows off her huge ass as we see Raphi flying. Fortunately she is caught by someone.*

: Phew... That was dangerous...

: Oh~ You are the one Topaz spoke of before. Are you?

: That I am. So please, he's attacking me unfairly! Get me to safety!

: Goodness goodness~ Do not worry, as I know just what to do~

*She carries Raphi to an abandoned building.*

: Good good. Looks like Topaz was not able to follow me. Now I am able to plot my revenge in peace!

: Revenge~?

: Of course! Though I'm glad to have met an angel with such a familiar voice.

: I believe that you are incorrect. I am no angel...

*She transforms into a more sadistic and sexy form. She also bolts the door behind them.*

: I'm a GODDESS! And I don't think that you will have much time to plot with what I have planned for you~

: E-EH?

*Raphi has her cat smile in fear as Iris Heart comes closer, even caressing her cheek with her hand.*

: Indeed. I shall teach you how a REAL KanaHana girl dominates!

PPPPPPTTTTHHHHWWWEEEEUUUURRRRTTTTTT

*Stock footage of buildings falling down is played as Iris Heart's farting noises are heard for a few minutes straight. Once it is over Raphi is half-buried under building materials, her eyes spinning.*

Well, it looks like Raphi has been taken care of.

: But of course, and I doubt that she will ever try to face you again either. Ho ho ho~

: If that is the punishment, especially with both you and Kanade, Zettai might try to attack Topaz.

Let's hope there isn't intra-blogger warfare like that. But I thank you both for your work in saving me.

: I-I probably could have done it myself, but you've saved me the trouble. So thanks.

*Ririchiyo crosses her arms in a tsun way.*

: Thank you for having us. It was... fun teasing someone with a similar voice.

: It was quite an event. You are welcome as well.

*Iris Heart returns to her smaller, not as dominant form and the two leave.*

: So that's the angel blog down. Let's hope that the meganekko of the year is a little better!

Sadly there weren't too many meganekko this year. Well, I do mean I have enough for a month, and there was a nice handful in Fall, but they all had some sort of issue...

: You do know you don't have to force traditions like that, Topaz...

You say that, but my stubbornness knows no limit! Besides, without any sense of consistency this blog will fall into anarchy.

: So who are you going to talk about next time?

Well, since there wasn't a good “yearly” meganekko I'll just choose one from a series I WATCHED this year. Finally. After far too long.

: A mega... Y-you don't mean... I thought you weren't going to talk about her!

I wasn't expecting it either, but blame this season not having as good meganekkos as I would have liked! But indeed, we'll be looking at a meganekko from a mecha series from quite a long time ago!

: *Sigh*... I'll try to put rounded corners on all the tables so that she doesn't get any... “ideas” as well...

You shouldn't have to go that far, but nice reference. And for you readers, see you next time!

*With that Topaz ends the blog, preparing for a lot of meganekko girls to be showing up in the weeks to come.*

Anime Relations: Kidou Senshi Gundam: Suisei no Majo, Kidou Senshi Gundam: Suisei no Majo Season 2

This is the seven-hundred-eighty-fifth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We return to the blog where we left off last time. Topaz and Riri had just finished talking to Chuchu but suddenly a familiar figure and her “special friend” arrive.*

: Oh so you aren't going to be introducing us?

: I think he wants to introduce you in a little bit.

: T-that's right. He has a tradition after all.

That I do, but I'm glad to be finally talking about you.

: I still haven't agreed to it! And besides, what do you mean by a “special friend”?

*She blushes cutely, only to point in the direction that the narration is coming from.*

Don't argue with the narrator. He's doing his best.

: But what he said-

: It's alright! Everyone here knows about our relationship!

: As annoying as it is...

: W-wait, are we finally going to get what their relationship is like from their mouths?

Well, it's not like this blog is canon. Even though I wish that it would be.

: Oh yes, because you want all girls to have MASSIVE asses!

*Chuchu shows off her ChuCHEEKS, mooning Topaz and the camera in a sexy way.*

I mean that would be amazing! It would help out so much, and girls would look much sexier as a result!

: Being fair that's not what Topaz was implying-

: Wait a minute. Is that why you're having so much trouble getting into Aerial recently?!

: Eh heh heh... Sorry again about having you help expand the doorway...

*Suletta cutely holds her arm behind her head and giggles to herself.*

Nothing wrong with Suletta's big brown ass, as it looks beautiful as well.

: I mean if it's causing Gundam problems that's an issue. But at least you were able to fit inside the pilot's chamber.

Chamber is another mecha with a mind of its own, Riri. One from a far different series.

: Yeah, one that's a decade old at this point.

Man I feel old...

: Enough of your distractions or whatever. Don't you have to talk about her blog?

: I still haven't agreed to it! There's no reason that I should let you talk about me, as it's not like I want a bigger ass or anything!

But aren't you jealous about being smaller than Suletta?

: Do you really have to phrase it like that?

Oh sorry. I didn't think she was that sensitive about her height. But I suppose that I could always have give your company free publicity!

: I will only allow you to give me publicity if you can assure at least a million viewers or a financial profit of-

*Topaz holds his hand out.*

I-I apologize, but I could never do something like that. I apologize for even bringing it up...

: In that case, I shall never-

: Please? I want to see how well you do, and... *mumbles*It would be a lot of fun to play with your fat sensitive ass.*

*Suletta twiddles her fingers as she says that last part.*

: Hmmm? What was that?

: N-NOTHING! Er, I mean that I wanted to see how well you did?

Don't forget the magic word.

: Abra Kadabra! Wait no... Happy Birth-

: Not those magic words!

: Please...?

*The white haired beauty with the two-layered hair sighs and rolls her eyes.*

: Well, I suppose that if Suletta wants it THAT bad I can at least give a discount...

Of the five finger type?

: More like the five-figure discount... But considering how poor you look I doubt you'd even be able to pay back a loan.

That is certainly true... I don't want to eat any more ice soup!

: Don't make things to be worse than they are for you, Topaz.

Fair fair, but I still thank her for allowing me to talk about her. And since she's given permission, it's time for me to say...



*Miorine crosses her arms, looking tsun as usual.*

: What do you mean by “AS USUAL”? And anyway, remember that I'm doing this for Suletta. Not YOU, Topaz!

: I thank you for letting him talk about you.

I thank you as well, as it means a lot. Both to me and Zettai, who is likely looking forward to your blog.

: Then I hope that you give me a good one. Considering your writing I doubt that would be possible though...

I suppose that is true. I have very little confidence in my writing, and I do a lot of it by the seat of my pants. I really need to plan things out better...

: Though speaking of “seat of pants” it looks like Miorine has been affected a little by the strange power of the blog.

: What are you talking about?

*She fondles her cheeks, with the camera showing off her pants which were a lot tighter. Her hands can barely hold her cheeks.*

: TOPAZ!

Hey, didn't anyone warn you that your ass was going to grow as a result of the blog?

: Shouldn't that be YOUR responsibility, Topaz?

: Being fair I did bring it up. It's not my fault that the Spacian wasn't listening...

: I didn't think that it would be this immediate!

: Being fair it still has a lot more room to grow... Though I do hope that this room won't become too tight as a result...

True as I don't want to ASSphyxiate as sexy as that would be. Fortunately I don't think that should be a problem, as we still have plenty of room and the door outside is quite wide.

: Thank goodness! I would have hated to be stuck inside this place.

: Perhaps going outside would give us more room anyway...

: It wouldn't hurt.

*With that Topaz and the four girls exit the building. Chuchu of course purchased the parts she was holding onto.*

: So other than making my backside larger what is the point of this blog.

: Topaz is going to talk about you and give you a score which ultimately means nothing.

I mean it means something to me! Plus I'm sure a great girl like you will have a lot of great scores!

: Well then, how about we take a look?

: Aren't you going to make fun of HER name, Topaz?

Sadly I don't know any important trivia about her name, nor is it as silly as yours.

: OI! Am I going to have to beat you up again!

: Don't be going that extreme, Chuchu! I'm sure that Topaz isn't making fun of you!

: You say that, but he still called my name “silly”!

I mean it is! About the only thing I can say about Miorine is that her father's company is very impressive but that will be brought up later! And I suppose that Suletta tries to call her “Mio-Mio” but it gets shot down pretty quickly.

: As she should be, as it is a ridiculous name! I demand to be taken seriously!

: Do you think that you can be serious with an ass this big?

*Chuchu starts to poke Miorine's ass, flustering the white-haired beauty.*

: Stop poking my ass!

: Agreed, you don't want her to push you “away”...

: Yeah... That is one thing you don't want to happen...

: SULETTA!

: EEP!

*Suletta flusters from revealing something, her eyes darting around in a defensive pose, but Topaz is too distracted by their asses to realize it. Riri ends up smacking him.*

: TOPAZ! Get back to the blog!

Fine fine... For now, how about we begin the blog?

: Finally! You're too easily distracted!

Just be glad that I didn't reference random SNES games or something... But it has been a bit long, so let's begin Miorine's blog properly!

*With that Topaz starts her blog.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Miorine does really well when it comes to her hair, both in color and style, but she does have one issue. It's one that is only important later on though, as you won't notice at first as her hair looks fantastic. The white color works really well with her, giving her a mysterious light colored look while contrasting well both with her grey eyes and Suletta's red hair. The length of Miorine's hair is very nice too, even if it is somewhat thin so her neck and body hide a good amount of it. Her hair goes about to her hips, though it doesn't hide her ass fortunately. Otherwise it looks like she has a somewhat bob cut with feathered bangs (people compare her to a cockatiel which is funny), and a cool two-layer look as well that really fits her. She also has an ahoge as well, and one episode she's just woken up and has cute messy hair too. Miorine just looks really good, so what could be the big problem? Well, she does put her hair up in a bun on some occasions, which isn't too bad and makes her look both cute and professional. Rather the main issue is with the epilogue, as like so many characters in 2023 she cuts her hair short! It looks extremely meh in comparison, though at least it isn't the pixie cut so many other girls in her series got. Very unfortunate regardless though, even if she isn't like that for most of the series. Still, overall her bad haircut hurts Miorine who had such a nice long hairstyle!
Grade: B

===Eyes===
Like most of the other characters I've talked about from this season Miorine has petty small eyes. Nothing wrong with that, as they still show a lot of expression and have a nice shape to them. She has a single line above her eye, and while he eyes might be a little rounded on top it's not a total tarame either. It fits with her personality, and as mentioned before Miorine's grey color fits well with her white hair. She has some eyelashes, but her corners are quite nice and well-emphasized. And as usual, sadly, she lacks glasses. Still, overall Miorine's eyes look quite nice, with a pretty good shape and color to them which suits my tastes well.
Grade: B

===Face==
Again, like the other characters in the series, Miorine has a pretty simple face. Not that I mind as I like small features like her small dot/single line nose. Her cheeks look quite nice, as does her chin. And of course she has a lot of great expressions too! Overall while there isn't too much to talk about when it comes to Miorine's face I still do like her small features and various expressions.
Grade: B+

: W-wait, are you just talking about my physical appearance? That sounds boring...

I mean I'll be talking about more than just that, though a lot of the things I look for are physical I suppose. It attracts the eye easier, but don't worry as you're doing well!

: I blame Topaz not realizing just how long he would be doing this blog.

True, it's been a lot of years already. But at least I'm consistent in writing them on time, even if they aren't all great. Hopefully this one is good, especially with the subject matter!

: He means you, Miorine! You're a great girl!

: Ppph, but of course, though I am surprised that I didn't do better. What do you have against me?

Why are girls always so confrontational?

: You're asking me? I'm the one who has to deal with all the villains! Though I imagine it's because you need a way to talk about their features in order to make the blog feel more interesting.

: I suppose that if you're going over me better that does explain the short descriptions.

That's more because I'm bad at writing, but I do hope that those that read this blog enjoy it! But don't worry as your face and eyes are beautiful!

: HEY! Don't just summarize those two sections!

Well, I figured that there wasn't all that much that I haven't said about her face that wouldn't be the same as yours. You're from the same series, and while you do have distinct appearances your faces are built in a similar fashion. There isn't too much to talk about.

: Are you comparing me to... HER?

: You think that I want to be compared to a TURD like you?

: C-calm down you two! You shouldn't fight!

I don't mean that as a bad thing for either of you. I like your facial features and you still look distinct. As said, it's more my poor writing. I do like Miorine's eyes more, both in shape and color even if both of you have nice eye colors for your eyes.

: I suppose that is acceptable...

Figured you'd understand. It's mostly the emphasis on your corners and the tsurime that I like too. And being fair your hair could have gotten pretty good marks, as it's very lovely and I like the color and style.

: In that case why didn't I do better?

You still did great, probably better than you should have considering the circumstances. But I tend to lean towards the generous when it comes to this kind of thing.

: Tell me what I did wrong that made you punish me then!

It's not much of a punishment, but it's because you cut your hair! Japan has a bad habit of equating short hair with older girls, and they need to get rid of that dumb stereotype! There's been far too many haircuts recently, especially this year, and this show hit it hard! At least it wasn't super short, like a lot of the other girls, but still!

: In all fairness Nika was in prison.

I mean that explains her super-short haircut but that doesn't mean I shouldn't complain! Especially since it was so forced after the time skip!

: Fine fine, sheesh. You don't have to get all angry about it!

It is worth being angry about, though I'll try to calm down. We still have a lot to talk about!

: I understand, and I look forward to hearing-KYA!

*Miorine blushes as Suletta rubs against her ass, and by that I mean her cheek against Miorine's buttocks to feel the softness. Her bottoms even tear from how much her ass has expanded.*

: What do you think you're doing?

: S-sorry! It's just that your ass looked so soft that I wanted to touch it... you look a lot prettier too...

*The white-haired beauty blushes from her words.*

: I thank you for that, but that doesn't mean you can touch me whenever you want... Besides, it's embarrassing that my cheeks have grown so much that they're splitting my pants!

That they are, and boy does your ass look great bigger like that! A shame it isn't canon, as you would have done far better!

: W-wait, better than what?!

Though it is a great ass-

*Topaz had been staring but shakes his head to continue on with the conversation. Though of course Miorine's nearly pants-splitting cheeks are still focused on.*

Oh sorry, I was distracted by you bigger ass. That said, how about we continue on with your body?

: I-I didn't agree to this!

: Don't worry, as I'm sure that Topaz will be kind.

As I should be for someone as great as you, Miorine!

*With that Topaz continues on with the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Miorine is a little on the shorter side, though not as much as Chuchu seems to be. It also makes her relationship with Suletta cuter as I like size difference even in yuri relationships. And don't think that because Miorine is short that she can't also be sexy either, as she does have a very curvy lower body which is always great to see. Sadly most of her appeal seems to be in her legs rather than her ass or hips, not that this series shows off too much I suppose. She does seem to have a pretty nice ass in one official art, though it certainly could be a lot bigger (and she's wearing pants at the time). Oh, and I do like her showing off her lack of physical stamina as she gets worn out chasing afte Suletta which was funny too xD. Still, overall Miorine doesn't do too poorly when it comes to her body, other than not having a bigger ass nor showing off, but that can be said about most girls (sometimes they show off a good amount xD).
Grade: B

===Chest===
Miorine is on the slender side, in case you couldn't tell. The series doesn't show off too much nor have too many girls that are all that busty which is pretty good. She doesn't make too much of a big deal out of it though. About the only time is an aside moment where she loans Suletta a dress and she mentions it's tight on the chest. Rather if that's a boob joke or that Suletta has a more muscular figure than the shorter Miorine is up to debate, but it's a minor thing regardless. Overall Miorine does pretty well with her slender figure here.
Grade: B

===Clothes===
We usually see Miorine in her school uniform, though she does have a sightly bigger wardrobe than one might expect. Her uniform looks like a green military outfit with a black collar and cuffs, a red necktie, and green shorts. She also wears what I think are pantyhose with a seem down the front and somewhat tall boots. It's a nice look. She also has a lovely black suit with pants, wide sleeves, tall socks, and heels though I'm not too big a fan of her long hanging earrings. She's also worn a blue ballroom dress, a casual blue outfit, a white dress, and a wedding dress though how official the doujin by the creators is may be questioned (I say it counts though, and not just because it helps Miorine out xD). Still, overall Miorine has quite a bit of variety and her outfits suit not only her personality but my tastes as well (I like girls in suits after all).
Grade: B+

: I never expected you to be this embarrassing, Topaz...

I try my best to be thorough. Though it is a shame that you don't show off more.

: You know that I'm a business woman, and I don't mean the type that walks among the streets at night!

: Some how I'm not surprised they have those in the future.

It is the world's oldest profession. But indeed, showing off more would have helped you out a lot when it comes to this area Miorine.

: At least it appears that she does alright when it comes to these areas.

Being fair I am being a little generous. She does have some pretty nice legs, though I would like to have had her ass been even bigger.

: No one would take me seriously! I mean would you take me seriously like THIS?

*Miorine bends over and shows off her ass, which had grown so much that each cheek was bigger than her head. They had broken through, barely fitting inside her clothes.*

: I take you seriously, Mio-mio!

: I told you not to call me that! And of course YOU wouldn't mind seeing my ass, yours is even bigger!

Both because she has brown skin and I've completed her blog. And I suppose the height difference, but that doesn't matter too much as I like it as I mentioned. Still, you should look forward to looking like that.

: My ass is going to be THAT huge? That's going to be embarrassing!

: Nice pun because your ass is certainly going to be bare. It's already on her way currently!

*Miorine tries to cover her plump exposed cheeks, but her hands can't cover. She can't even use her long hair to hide it either.*

: AH AH! S-stop looking!

But your ass looks beautiful! So big, just as this blog was hoping for! But since you insist let's move onto your chest.

: More like “lack of chest”. Eh heh heh...

*Chuchu snickers, picking on her Spacian friend further.*

: Like you have room to talk!

Both of you are flat and that's a good thing! Even Suletta's not that big compared to other anime!

*Suletta flusters from Topaz's words, unable to speak.*

: Defend yourself!

: I-I'd rather not, but I'm glad that I'm not worth complaining about.

Exactly. There are far worse girls. Far, far worse...

: It would be unfair to Miorine to complain about other girls. Especially ones not even in her series!

Right! And getting onto Miorine's outfits they're ultimately not too bad. I do prefer her suits but that's personal preference. I wouldn't mind seeing more of her pantyhose though, as it doesn't work as well with shorts.

: Being fair I imagine that's why they gave me this outfit.

I suppose, which is unfortunate! Also unfortunate that you didn't take after another Gundam light-haired strong-headed female in Kihel and show off your bare ass!

: That's just perverse!

It would have helped out a lot! But I blame awful censors and terrible people at studios... Regardless, you still did pretty well with your lovely body.

*Miorine acts tsundere.*

: Thanks, I suppose.... But as I mentioned earlier you aren't going to focus on my body, right?

Certainly not. You do have a very lovely body though, especially now with your beautiful ass!

*The camera keeps showing off her ass, though She finally lets out her powerful “defenses”*

PPPPTTHHHWWEEEEUUURRRTTTT

: OH MAN WHY! *Cough hack cough.*

: Smells like the Spacian let out a-

: Don't finish that! And besides it was ONLY a f-f- flatulence! Perfectly normal, as I must not be used to setting foot on this planet...

In that case Zettai should meet with more space girls. Especially ones with asses as big as yours!

: Shush! J-just ignore that I did anything unprofessional and get on with the blog! I'm glad that there aren't many readers of this dumb blog at this point!

I'm still grateful for those that do read it! But you shouldn't worry too much, as the next sections are all about your personality and mind!

: Being fair “age” could also count for physical appearance...

I suppose, but regardless let's continue onward with Miorine's blog!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Miorine is the daughter of the Beneritt Company, who seems to rule space companies. As a result her marriage is used as a plot point and political bargaining tool. This doesn't mean she wants to be a pawn, even if she is tricked into helping various plots go ahead. Miorine is a very intelligent and headstrong girl, wanting to be independent from her father's legacy. She does still care about him as a human though, especially after he nearly dies in an assassination attempt. She meets up with Suletta and seems to be more open once they spend a lot of time together. She also starts her own GUND-ARM medical company to help out. She's also devoted to her late mother's garden, which becomes important when people have to hand them out after a major disaster. For some reason tomatoes and yuri are often combined in anime for some reason... regardless do know that Miorine goes through a bit of trauma after Suletta slaps an assailant with her Gundam's hand and, after the deadliest high-five, offers the bloody hand to Miorine. Overall Miorine is incredibly important to the plot of the series, but while she's not as active in mecha as Suletta she still has a lot of great moments and helps make people believe further in Gundam as well as bridge the gap between Earthlings and those from space. Of course, a great role like Miorine deserves a good VA, and she has Lynn who gives a really great performance. She's done characters like Mafuyu from Bokuben, Nozomi from Keijo!!!!!!!!, and Sonia from Pokémon so she's done all sorts of good roles. And also Nozomi, as nobody's perfect xD.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
Much like with Suletta Miorine's libido is a little strange, which is very fitting considering they're the main pairing of the series. Sure, Miorine had some straight moments with Guel and Shaddiq, but they don't amount to too much either. She does dislike her father's rule of whoever is “holder” will marry her, but it did cause her and Suletta to be together (even if Miorine planned with Guel a way to set Suletta up to fail). Much like Alena from Dragon Quest she doesn't seem to have a problem with Suletta being a girl, even if Suletta was surprised such a relationship was possible. Through their many mishaps they do eventually warm up to each other. Despite Bandai Namco trying to stifle their love, which had been even stronger after I talked about Suletta's romance (to the point where they'd censor the VA's interviews) the creators do seem to pair the two. Not only did Miorine and Suletta get a picture with both wearing wedding dresses, but there's also one with the two in bed wearing underclothing and doing the most romantic of all positions-Holding HANDS! Jokes aside, despite the company trying to not admit that the two get together I still appreciate the creators letting it known that Miorine and Suletta are in a happy relationship. Especially considering how rocky certain episodes were.
Grade: B+

===Age===
Sadly we don't know Miorine's official birthday, which is surprising as she has a birthday in the show itself. Granted days on Earth might be different so it's hard to tell, but we do know that she starts the series at sixteen as she has her seventeenth birthday in the series. This makes her a pretty good age for my tastes, and that isn't counting the epilogue. It has its own issues with Miorine, but as it's three years in the future she's about twenty which is a really good age for me. Overall Miorine does quite well when it comes to her age, and at least we have a good concrete age for most of the series too!
Grade: A-

Total Grades: 79
Average score: 8.8
Final Grade: B+

And that's the blog for this week! What did you think about it, Miorine?

: OI! She did even better than I did! What gives?!

: It's alright, as she did better than I did...

: Not by as much! And I thought that Topaz liked me more!

: Well then, I suppose that this showed how much better I am in comparison. Not that I am surprised.

: I'll knock ya block off, you Spacian TURD!

Now now, this is no reason to fight!

: That's right! The scores are only arbitrary after all!

Shhh, it might be true but no reason to point it out anyway. And being fair, you're all pretty good girls and are very likable. But between being one of the main characters she had a lot more screentime which helped both with her personality and her libido.

: Personality I can understand, but libido?

I mean it is pretty implied that you and Suletta are together, even if Bandai Namco might send their ninjas after me. I hope it's Ayame...

*Riri smacks Topaz on his head.*

: Just for that they should send the German older brother ninja!

Oh no! Not the Canadian ninja!

: Fortunately not that ninja brother! Sheesh... I'm not sure if he's even older or younger anyway. Dorothy should have gotten rid of the competition in the womb...

: You're getting distracted again, Topaz. And Riri isn't helping either.

My mistake, but it's hard not to be distracted. Anyway, I do support Miorine and Suletta, though I don't know which one would be in “charge”. Probably Miorine which helps her a little. As for her personality, I do like her serious personality balancing out Suletta's more optimistic one. While it was difficult for her I do respect what they did with her arc as well, and of course Lynn does quite a good job.

: I'm glad to hear that you appreciate my personality, and same with my age. Though I am surprised that I did so well.

I mean you are a good age, so there isn't anything too surprising about that. I may dislike the haircut in the epilogue, understandably as it makes you look much worse, but you are a pretty good age otherwise. But man, why was this year full of haircuts? Why couldn't it have a ton of assy girls instead! We need a lot more of those!

: You're getting distracted...

I mean talking about girl's asses is never a distraction! Though looking at Miorine's ass would be better.

*She's flustered as her ass had grown even larger, and in her attempts to cover her cheeks from the camera only makes her fat cheeks jiggle further.*

: S-stop that! You can't be staring at my fat ass like this!

But it's hard to not stare with how huge it is!

: Considering all the assy girls around here it's probably good that we aren't in the store. We'd knock over so many things.

: That would be terrible, there's no way I could afford that much!

Yeah, your ass would be in debt! Literally! But I suppose that it's time for us to end for this week. Thank you for letting me talk about you, Miorine.

: You should be glad I was so gracious!

I certainly am! So thank you very much!

*Topaz even does a dogeza towards Miorine.*

: Y-you don't need to bow like that! And I hope that you aren't that low to look at my ass better!

I hadn't even considered that! Though now that you bring it up-HURK!

*Topaz gets his collar pulled back by Ririchiyo.*

: Enough of that, Topaz (you can get enough of that from me... Er, i-if you ask nicely and I feel like it!). W-we have to get ready for the next blog.

That's a good point, so I'll be seeing you three!

: See ya maybe, Topaz!

: About time! Now, Suletta... Perhaps I'll punish you a bit for rubbing against my ass later...

: P-PUNISH ME?

: Sheesh, get a room you two...

: I'd plan to!

*Topaz waves to them as Riri drags him away.*

: So who are you going to talk about next time? It'll be the pre-Christmas one after all.

Man, is it really near the end of the year already? Time really flies somehow. But it is true that I need to do my traditional angel. Hopefully I'll be able to do one of the Bitoku girls again and-

*A familiar voice is heard.*

???: Goodness. Could it be that you need my help? Well, I suppose that I shall be gracious enough to allow you to talk about me~

Oh? My favorite VA? Who could it be-oh...

: Something the matter, Topaz? I'm being generous and allowing you to talk about me~

That's not as generous as you think it is... But if you insist I will unfortunately talk about you..

: U-UNFORTUNATELY?!

: You shall soon figure out what that means...

*With that Topaz ends the blog, with this angel with the sadly wasted voice coming up next time...*

Anime Relations: Kidou Senshi Gundam: Suisei no Majo, Kidou Senshi Gundam: Suisei no Majo Season 2

This is the seven-hundred-eighty-fourth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*We begin the day with Topaz in a mechanic area. And by that I mean for mechanics, not that the place is mechanical in nature.*

I don't think you need to point that out, narrator.

: Rather than that, you can't be forgetting me! I'm here too, even though I've been gone for the past few weeks!

*Ah yes, and Ririchiyo is by his side.*

And how I've missed you!

*Topaz hugs and pats her head cutely. Riri looks to the side, enjoying it but being tsun as usual.*

: Y-you don't have to get so clingy. At least it wasn't like you died and went to Gensokyo or anything. I-I wasn't worried about you as a result!

Good old tsun ways, Riri!

: Q-quiet!

*She blushes and attempts to redirect Topaz back to the blog.*

: A-anyway, we can't be standing here forever! We're here for something important, right?

That's right! We're here to make a girl's ass bigger, as is our mission!

: Righ-NO! I mean sure, that's a side effect, but that's not what I meant! I mean your blog!

You can't rush these things, Riri. After all, we haven't even met this week's girl!

: I mean that's right but usually by this point we're searching for her. I don't even know why we're at this random mechanic area, unless you want to get blasted off to space again.

Not at all! Unless there's another Uzaki that needs to be jettisoned into outer space like a flying Kars. But jokes aside I will say that we'll be meeting her soon enough...

: But we're in a run-down mechanics area! There's very little around, and I doubt we'll be seeing any girl coming through here.

*Suddenly a pink-haired girl pushes her way past the duo to look at the goods on the wall beside them. Her buns are gigantic, though sadly I don't mean her ass.*

: Well excuse us for being in the way, little miss rush!

: Huuh? I don't have time to dear with you two. I need to get these parts on sale. That way I can repair my Demi-trainer cheaper for the next time.*

: That doesn't excuse your rudeness!

Now now, if she needs to buy items to restore health so that she can get her Demi leveled up I understand. Maybe at higher levels it'll do a higher percentage of health, though Gravity magic tends not to be useful on bosses.

: Now you're just making things up! Or you're saying things that I don't understand. Either way you don't want to make me mad, or I'll slug you.

Oh no! She's going to bring Heavy Weather!

: E-eh? Now I think you're really making fun of me! That or you're saying things to distract me from buying this. Either way I won't be distracted!

We're not trying to distract you. That said, would you like to be distracted?

: I told you no, so stop asking dumb questions!

I mean I'll try to get the references to a minimum, even if I might have to make a lot to meet the quota.

: All this time there's been a quota?!

Shhhh... Anyway, I want to know if you'll let me talk about you.

: Hu-uh? Why would I want a nobody like you talk about me? Even if I did, which I don't, why would I care? You're a nobody, or at least nobody I've heard of.

Never heard about me? Well then, I suppose that it's time for the musical number. You ready, Riri?

: I'm not doing the song and dance, Topaz.

But she's from this year so she doesn't seem to know about me. Well, I suppose that the first season was last year but it was still delayed until January. But regardless this would be a perfect time for what we rehearsed! Ohhh~

*The pink haired girl realizes something.*

: Hey! Didn't you say that your name was Topaz... Or somethin'...

Yes, that's me. Emperortopaz! Blogger extraordinaire!

: More like “blogger ordinaire” with how meh your writing is.

That's fair, I don't write good. I make a lot of grammer and spelling mistakes and also I no write good plots.

: Stop purposely writing worse than usual!

: I think that you did a blog on Suletta some time ago. I think.

That I did! Though for some reason it caused a lot of controversy due to Bandai getting angry at interviews and people on the internet becoming angrier than usual. Not due to the blog of course, but it was funny timing.

: So are you going to talk about me or something?

Sure, if you're willing to listen!

: You can't just allow her to have a blog done without telling her what's going to happen, Topaz. And I don't mean you bringing up everything about her visual description either.

: Ehhh? There's something more, and you were trying to keep it from me? Tell me this instant!

*The pink haired girl, despite being short, picks Topaz easily by his collar.*

: Don't be hiding something from me! You're going to say bad things about me, aren'tcha?

I wouldn't dream of it! I have much better things to dream about, but that's not the only reason! I'll say good things about you!

: Then why is your little partner so worried about me?

Well, it's because if you allow me to blog you... Your ass will grow!

: M-my what? That's gross! Why would anyone want that to happen!

*In her confusion she puts Topaz back on the ground.*

Because girlass needs more love, especially when growing! So what do you say, will you let me talk about you?

: I suppose that I can, though I will still be bitter. And if you say anything too rude I'll punch you!

*She threatens Topaz with her fist.*

I hope that won't happen, as I like my teeth where they are. But since she's given us permission it's time to say ...



: Huuh? So that's all your blog is? Just saying my name and where I'm from?

: He still has a lot more things to talk about, so don't think he's done yet.

That's right. I still have a lot of topics to discuss. But don't worry, as I'll still give you a chance to comment.

: Gee thanks for that.

*Chuchu rolls her eyes.*

I'm sure you're have your own opinion, especially judging by that response, but I still like being fair. First we'll talk about your name.

: What, is something WRONG with my name?

*She comes close to Topaz, getting up in the blogger's face.*

: Like your dumb name is any better! What even is a “Topaz” anyway?

It's a gemstone that-

: I was being rhetorical, idiot!

: Back up, as you look like you're going to kiss him (and I can't have that). Now, what were you saying about her name, Topaz?

*Chuchu backs up as per Riri's commands, looking to the side in anger.*

Nothing too bad about it. I just want to point out how ridiculous it is.

: Like I said, you have a more ridiculous one!

Yes, but I'm not named by noted silly name giver Yoshiyuki Tomino. I mean he's the guy who gave us Full Frontal and Shot Weapon!

: That's from a different Gundam show, Topaz. He didn't work on this one, at least according to MAL. And Shot Weapon is Dunbine!

That's fair, but “Chuchu Panlunch” is still a silly name.

: Stop insulting my name or I'll really deck you!

I mean that in a good way! Granted her name is technically “Chuatury” but I don't know if anyone calls her that. She's just called “Chuchu” as if she were Kirby's octopus buddy or mice in a Sega game.

: I mean she does have the hair to look like ears to be a mouse...

: Not you too!

And her last name is “Panlunch” too. Ironically people pointed out that she did not indeed eat bread when she was shown eating lunch. She must not want to be a cannibal...

: That's it!

*Topaz is punched by Chuchu, sending him to the ground. He takes 20 damage from the blow, but he stands up rubbing it. Ririchiyo looks concerned.*

: T-TOPAZ! Are you alright?

Yeah, I'm fine. Sorry about joking around a little too much, Chuchu.

: Yeah, I'm sorry for punching you but I did warn you.

Don't worry, I consider it an honor! So what do you say to getting on with the blog?

: Whatever....

: Seems Squall is being blogged.

Nice reference, and we'll meet that quota yet! But before that, let's get going with Chuchu's blog!

*Topaz begins the blog properly.*

==Head==
===Hair===
This is one of Chuchu's most iconic features, and probably the main visual one. She has pink hair, which sticks out in the series but that's not what I'm talking about. What I mean is her gigantic fluffy odango-like buns that she has on each side of her head! They look like cotton candy due to the color and size, and each one is bigger than the main part of her head! There's also a lot of silliness that happens in official art, such as Chuchu having chickens nest in her hair buns or Miorine having a nightmare of all the characters being chibi and stuck in them. I've even seen jokes about them coming off and being options/bits/funnels, or having Chuchu equip them as boxing gloves as if she was Gundam Maxter xD (though those are fanart). It got so bad that when Chuchu wore her pilot suit (with tight headwear) the official Twitter had to show off production art of her squeezing her pom poms down to fit xD. When she's not dressed up for school sh tends to have a single gigantic afro-like bun in her casual clothes, which is funny as well. Oh, and normally she has little “whiskers” coming out of the base of her buns too. As far as the rest of her hair goes, it's not too bad as her sides are sorta short, only reaching about halfway down her ear, and her bangs while blunt somewhat are angled to the left. Still, overall while Chuchu's hair isn't something that I usually enjoy it's hard to ignore the awesome design of her and how memetic it was while her series was airing. And by all means, her hair IS awesome.
Grade: B+

===Eyes===
Like a lot of this series' eyes Chuchu's eyes are somewhat on the small and more realistic side. This does mean that she fits with the series, and she certainly shows a lot of expression when it comes to them as well! I think her eyes are a red or pink color, a little hard to tell, but her eye color works well with the pink of her hair. She has a single short line above her eye to show they are partially closed, but Chuchu still has mostly round eyes. She also has a few eyelashes though they aren't too noticeable, and when she gets angry (which is a fair amount of time) her pupils become small. Like far too many characters she seems to lack glasses. Still, overall I do like Chuchu's eyes though they would be better if they were tsurime, and they could be a little bigger but I suppose it fits her personality and show better like this.
Grade: B-

===Face==
Chuchu has a pretty simple face, much like the other characters in the series. She has a small dot-like nose and fairly small features. She does have somewhat thick, if short, eyebrows. I will mention that she gets some of the best faces in the series. She's often in a grumpy mood, to which I blame people from space as she tends to be happy with her fellow Earthlings. It's just fun to look at her expressions, which is always a great thing to say. She might not be the cutesy type of face that I usually fall for, but she does have a nice shape to her cheeks and chin. Still, Chuchu overall does pretty well when it comes to her face, with a lot of fun expressions.
Grade: B

So what do you think of the blog so far?

: What do you mean? There's nothing that great about it, but it's alright I suppose.

: You were listening, right?

: Of course I was! Sheesh, you can't just expect me to comment on every little thing!

But I've done that. I think that I was pretty thorough, at least.

: I GUESS. But I'm surprised that my hair didn't do better. Didn't you say that it was one of my most defining features?

That it is, and it does look amazing! I love how huge your buns are!

: You're looking at her hair, right?

Of course, though now that you mention it...

*Topaz takes a look at Chuchu's “lower buns” which are far tighter on her outfit than expected. She covers it with her big coat, or at least tries to.*

: S-stop staring or I'll whallop ya again!

*She shakes her fist at him, only to be held back by Riri.*

Fine fine. But as I said your hair is certainly unique and awesome, especially as so many characters in the show seemed to have “normal” hairstyles. Your big hair made you stick out even before the anime aired, and there's a lot of silliness had with it as well in official art. I also like your single afro-like style while relaxing more.

: So it does seem like you enjoy my hair. But then why did you give it a poor score?

It's not poor at all! The main issue is that, despite it fitting you really well, I'm not too big on pink as a hair color. Granted you do make it work and are a cooler pink than most Cures, but still. There's also the fact that your hair seems a lot shorter than it really is.

: At least she didn't get down with the sickness that 2023 girls sadly got.

True, far too many girls this year got poor haircuts which are always awful. While we did see Chuchu at that point she's piloting a mech in the future, so her cap is on. It's hard to tell if she kept the poofy buns or not while wearing it.

: At least we have an idea of how it works, though I do hope that it doesn't hurt...

: Don't worry as I'm fine, if a little grumpy.

My apologies. And I'm sorry that your eyes don't suit me too well.

: Ehhh? Do you want me to give you another black eye!

*She attempts to attack Topaz again, but Ririchiyo holds Chuchu back yet again.*

: Stop instigating her, Topaz! You're just going to be punched again!

It's not my fault! I mean I am giving out my opinions, but I'm not doing it to be mean or anything! And in all fairness your eyes still do really well! I like how the color matches your eyes, and the shape fits well with the other characters and the art style. But I do prefer bigger eyes, as they show more emotion.

: I see then...

I would hope so! Puns aside, your eyes don't look too bad. There does need to be a meganekko in your series, even if you wouldn't fit being one.

: Even considering she's a short Miyu Tomita girl...

Yeah, but not all of her roles are meganekkos. Sadly. Getting to her face that isn't too bad either. Chuchu has small features like I enjoy, and she has some really great facial expressions as well! Granted she could cheer up a little, but her grumpy personality is still pretty great.

: If I'm grumpy it's because of you!

I mean in the series. Sadly I cannot count what happens in the blog, which includes your lovely bigger ass.

*She covers it, even though her fat cheeks seem a little bigger now.*

: I still can't believe that you blogging me has made my ass bigger. If I can't fit in my pilot's seat you're in big trouble!

I'm sure that a certain other pilot can teach you how to get into cockpits with a huge ass, even if Shizuru is in a different series.

: So her Princ-ASS is in another franchise...

*Riri sighs from her poor joke.*

Precisely! But don't think that we're done talking about Chuchu. We still have a lot to get through, so let's continue onward!

*With that Topaz continues the blog.*

==Body==
===Build===
Sadly there isn't too much to talk about when it comes to this area, as Witch of Mercury doesn't have a lot of fanservice. Chuchu is on the shorter side, and I've heard she is around 150 cm but I haven't seen anything Japanese to back that up (do note that's not counting her hair buns). To make matters worse she doesn't show off all that much, and even wears baggy clothes to hide her figure. She does have somewhat good legs, and she's certainly strong enough to sucker punch and knock another girl out. There's also the meme of her squatting which became so famous that she got a figure, and also her “flying” official art with her outstretched arms which made a lot of silly memes as well. She also shows a bit of her ass during her iconic scene, and in her pilot's suit too, but she's not all that impressive (which is surprising as her mecha is used as a sniper, really Secelia should have been a sniper instead xD). She seems to be a slim build-wise, or at least in sexy terms Overall the biggest problem with Chuchu's body is that she wears baggy clothes and doesn't show off, but even if she did like with her pilot's suit she doesn't have an impressive body either. Sexually at least, as she's certainly impressive when it comes to raw power.
Grade: C+

===Chest===
As mentioned prior Chuchu is fairly slim, and her chest is similar. This means that she is likely pretty flat, but with all the baggy clothes it's fairly hard to tell. She just doesn't show off enough, hiding her body when she should be more proud of her slim chest! Still, overall Chuchu does alright when it comes to this area.
Grade: B-

===Clothes===
As mentioned before, Chuchu tends to wear baggy clothes. Technically she's most often seen in her school uniform, but she wears a big coat over it to hide her figure sadly. It at least makes the character designs a little more interesting. She'll also wear her grey pilot suit which is somewhat skintight but doesn't show off too much. Chuchu's casual outfit is a shirt with purple overalls, but nothing too impressive. There might be more that I can't remember, which is a shame as she could have used some more outfits. Official art does help, with one New Years image having her in a kimono and in the artbook she wears a festival outfit and a one piece swimsuit (though it is hard to tell it's her as she's in the background). Overall nothing too strong to stand out, which is unfortunate for Chuchu as she could have done a lot better.
Grade: C+

: H-HUUUHH!?

That was the biggest one yet!

: You must really like that expression, Topaz...

I mean I do like rough girls like that. But angering Chuchu isn't something that I would want to do either. What's got you so angry now?

: Isn't it obvious? You gave me such bad scores!

Now now, even Cs aren't bad scores. They're at least passing!

: True, but that doesn't mean that I can't fight back! Why did you score me so poorly?

: I usually think Topaz explains pretty well. Weren't you listening?

: I suppose that after he talked about my body I was a little crazy with rage, but I still heard what'cha said Topaz!

Then you must know that the main issue I have is that your coat hides a lot of your body. It makes you look a lot bigger, as if you're trying to scare off predators. It does you no favors when it comes to showing off, and even the pilot's suit doesn't help.

: Grrr, so it's because I don't show off that I got such a crappy score?

Again it's not that bad. I mean it is below what I usually give, but I also gave a reason for that. And because your body is so covered up I couldn't give you too many points when it comes to your body either.

: So it's because I didn't show off my ass enough, huh? Well then take THIS!

*Chuchu bends over, showing off her lower “buns”. Especially as when she bends over she breaks through her pants due to how massive her cheeks had become. It's a full moon it seems, which makes her blush and quickly cover up again.*

: I-I didn't mean to show off THAT much!

You still look lovely, as your cheeks are bigger than your head. As all girlass should be, at least. If you looked and showed off like that you certainly would do better.

: S-shut up! I'll punch you again!

*Ririchiyo holds Chuchu back.*

: Stop picking on her, Topaz!

I'm not intending on doing that, honest! I'm just talking about her scores and how she could have done better! Though in fairness even if she doesn't show off Chuchu does pretty well when it comes to her slender chest.

: I-I suppose that's fair.

Figured you'd understand as you do look very lovely. Now, how about we continue with the blog?

: I GUESS that I can listen to you a little more. Just don't give me any more poor scores!

I can't promise that, but I will think you'll at least be a little happier. So let's go on!

*With that Topaz continues with the blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Chuchu is an incredibly great character, even if she's more of a side character and doesn't have a lot of plot importance. She is a gruff and brutish girl, who doesn't hold back and is definitely a bruiser type as seen early on when she picks a fight with two girls who were picking on Suletta (even if Chuchu herself was annoyed at Suletta taking forever). She's from Earth and has a lot of dudes who she calls family, which likely shows where her personality comes from. She also hates spacians, often calling them “turds” in the subs at least, though as the series goes on she starts becoming more tolerant. She also uses a modified trainer which specializes in sniping, more due to her school house not having a lot of money for repairs and this being a good way to fight without getting hit too much. Later on Chuchu is able to use a gatling gun on her mecha, which sorta fits her personality more but she isn't able to use it as much as she wants to. She also uses her gun as a club in one game, which is pretty fitting as well xD. Overall Chuchu's tough personality is really great, as I like punchy girls, and her learning to accept others was a pretty cute mini-plot. I especially like when they were giving out tomatoes and Chuchu gave some to the bullies she beat up earlier in the first season as it shows that she's able to forgive. Oh, and we can't forget that Chuchu is voiced by Miyo Tomita, who is a recent favorite VA of mine. She does a great gruff voice for short girls like her, and her aggression works really well with the voice. Miyo Tomita has done characters like Rizu from BokuBen, Gabriel from Gabriel Dropout, Miko from Kaguya-sama, Riko from Made in Abyss, and a lot of other great characters that I've talked about so you can tell I like her voice xD.
Grade: A-

===Libido==
Chuchu really doesn't show off too much libido, which is a bit of a problem here. She does have a tsundere-ish relationship with Felsi, one of the bullies she fights with early on but eventually forgives. She's also very close to Nika as well, so it seems she has mainly yuri relationships (though considering the season that isn't surprising). Sadly they don't go anywhere, which is a shame as she could have done alright had she been a little more aggressive. Still, Chuchu does alright even if she could have been a lot better.
Grade: B-

===Age===
Chuchu does pretty well when it comes to this area, even if not too much is known about her age. She seems to be a first year in high school, which is known, but that places her at about 15-16 (as Suletta is a year ahead of her). And like the other characters she appears slightly older in the epilogue, which occurs about three years after, but we don't get a good look at her due to being piloting a mech at the time. Regardless overall Chuchu does pretty well here, with a nice high school age even if only her year is known and we don't see much of her in the future epilogue.
Grade: B

Total Grades: 68
Average score: 7.6
Final Grade: B

And that's the blog for the week. What do you think about it?

: What do I think? WHAT DO I THINK?!

*Chuchu attempts to punch Topaz but is still held back by Riri who has her arms looped into Chuchu's armpits.*

: Well, first of all I think your assistant is stronger than I expected.

: And I'm not even going into youkai form for this.

: Second of all I do see what you mean. It seems that you do appreciate me a lot.

But of course! You were one of my favorite characters! Granted most of the girls were great, and it wasn't in a sexual way, but you were quite likable.

: OI! What do you mean “not-sexual”?

I mean I went over that when it came to your body. You have the issue of not showing off too much, which is unfortunate.

: I see, so that is why you have me like THIS!

*Chuchu manages to get free of Ririchiyo's grasp by turning quickly. She uses the force of her massive ass to collide with Topaz, knocking him down and dealing 15 damage. Fortunately he gets up and brushes himself off.*

Oof, that was a lot heavier than I expected. Too bad I'm not Zettai and thus can't absorb ass-tacks like that. But being fair you did do fairly well when it came to your libido, Chuchu. Granted you really don't have a defined pairing, but a lot of people do ship you with Nika.

: HUUH? With her? Well, I suppose we do hang out a lot and-no, I cannot say anything further.

That's alright. Nothing you say here is canon anyway. That said, your libido wasn't the only thing that did well either. Your age is quite nice, even if you're a younger high school student. Which I suppose might explain your smaller body, but you being a small bruiser is pretty fun.

: I'm glad you appreciate my strength. Not that I'm surprised, as I've knocked some sense into you.

That you did. Not that I needed it. But you have a great personality as I like rough girls like you, and ones that punch are cool too. I'm surprised your Demi trainer isn't suited to melee combat which is unfortunate as it seems to suit you more, but the reasons behind it are sound.

: Right, I don't want to make too much of a mess for Nika and the rest.

Understandable. I also like all the memes and silliness you're involved in, but I also like the mini-plot of you slowly accepting Spacians as well. For a side character you have a good amount of plot relevance and humor, which I appreciate.

: Don't forget her voice as well.

But of course, as I do like Miyu Tomita quite a bit. She's one of my favorites and roles that suit my tastes like you make me like her even more. The only issues I have are that you need to show off, but considering the low episode counts I suppose that would be asking too much.

: Indeed. Why do so many great shows not get second seasons? I mean this one had a split cour but that's different!

At least most shows I watch now get reliable subs... Well, timely subs mostly. Darn you subbers injecting terrible memes and poor grammar into the subs! Both official and fan translations can be so blech these days!

: I am not sure what you mean by that, but if I'm understanding things properly it seems that I've done well.

Reasonably well at least. But do you mind if I rub something soft and round real quick?

: E-EH?! What kind of question is THAT?

But I've been waiting for a while! And they're so big!

: W-well, if you insist...

*Chuchu shyly turns around and starts bending forward, only to have Topaz touch her big puffy hair.*

Man, they are as soft as I expected them to be...

: Wait, you mean you aren't going to touch my ASS?

I mean I did get slapped with your massive cheeks, but if you want me to...

: No no, I was just expecting-

Don't worry, I wouldn't make you that uncomfortable! Besides I have Riri for that!

: Y-you don't have to say that, Topaz!

: Well then, you played me a bit. But I had a pretty good time, and that includes punching ya!

Glad that you enjoyed it, as I was worried you'd get angry and start punching me more.

: Don't worry. I can tell you're a good person, even if our friendship had to be forged through fists!

Like with Nanoha! Only I wasn't blasted by a huge laser!

: I have no idea what this “Nanoha” is, but it certainly sounds awesome if she has a huge laser!

: You don't know the half of it...

: I see then. Well, as it would appear that you're done with the blog. And it took me a while to get these parts, so I should be going-

????: CHUCHU!

*A girl with white hair and crossed arms enters the mechanics area that Topaz and the others are at. A familiar red-haired girl follows her.*

: I tried to stop her, but I couldn't hold her back!

: Somehow I doubt that...

: She just didn't want me to get hurt. But Chuchu, you're taking too long to pick them out. I was thinking you got distracted again.

: It's not my fault! Besides, I'm holding onto the parts!

*Chuchu looks around, finding where she set them down to deliver justice to Topaz.*

: SEE?

: You'll have to excuse us. We got talking to Chuchu and spent a lot of time with her.

: W-wait... I know who you are! You're Topaz and Ririchiyo!

That we are!

: Wait, are these the two that fought against you and won?

Well, it's not like we did it ourselves. I had other girls helping me, and she was weaker due to my blog.

: I'm not sure what that means.

: Oh, that means that he talks about you on the internet to an audience!

Exactly, and I just finished talking about Chuchu!

: That he did.

: Hmmm, GUND-ARM could use the publicity...

: I wouldn't consider it “publicity” considering Topaz's low viewer count...

And yet I still make sure to work hard every week! So what do you say, will you allow me to talk about you next time?

: Hmmm, I suppose that would be a good idea. Go ahead, and I shall listen!

: Well, at least now you won't have to feel bad about doing one main and one side character. You happened upon the other lead!

That we have, but that's for next time. See you all then!

*With this mysterious white haired girl having entered the blog Topaz ends this week's blog. Join us next time!*

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