Have you ever feel that your life is boring? If you do, that is because you don't have a loli.
Why you ask? First of all, loli is cute, no, this isn't subjective, it is objective, the universal truth. They also do come in a wide variety, we have vanilla loli, tsundere loli, deredere loli,dandere loli, yandere loli, legal loli, illegal loli,... and many more!
Every girls used to be a loli, but some loli will stay loli forever(the best kind), thus loli are the supreme being noone can avoid being for an amount of time. Everything can be loli, Isaac Newton? Loli. Jack the Ripper? Loli. 1000 years+ goddess? Loli.
Furthermore, loli smol body is the best fit for wholesome stuff like: sitting on your lap, cuddling, headpatting, piggyride,...
Conclusion, loli are the best, must protecc, and are the best kind of waifu. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk
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