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Why you should read the Monogatari Light Novel
"What?" asked Senjougahara. "From your expression, you seem to have some kind of complaint. Araragi-kun, if you have something to say, then be a man and say it. If you l like, I will strip naked and prostrate myself before you right here and now."
"Are you trying to make everyone think I'm the world's worst man?"
How could I let her do that in a residential area like that?
Also, that wasn't the kind of thing I was into.
"If it would show the world that Araragi Koyomi is the world's worst man, then nude prostration is a cheap price to pay."
"What is cheap is your pride."
I couldn't figure out whether she had too much or too little pride.
"But I will keep on my socks."
"Even if you end this with a lame joke, I don't have any strange fetishes like that."
"When I said socks, I meant fishnet stockings."
"Going farther toward crazy isn't going to help." Actually, even if my taste don't lie there, I wouldn't mind seeing her in fishnet stockings. She doesn't even have to nude otherwise. Hmm, if she was wearing stockings like that...
"I can tell from your face that you are thinking indecent thoughts, Araragi-kun."
"Of course not. Does a person who endeavors to hold the principle of purity such as myself seem like he would be the owner of such a vulgar personality? I am truly shocked that you would think that, Senjougahara."
—Bakemonogatari Part 1
A Forbidden Monogatari Knowledge
"When it's for food, well, it's for food, but it seems that creating a thrall is more like intercourse."
"I-Intercourse?"
"I'm being serious," Hanekawa said. "We speak of sexual appetites and those two desires being similar don't we? And when you think about it that way, doesn't it make sense that vampires don't like to creat thralls too often? As far as [Shinobu]—just two in five hundred years. I don't really know the vampire take on chastity, but she seems to be a very modest woman."
—Kizumonogatari
Why You Should SIMP Kaiki (Spoiler Alert)
(Kaiki is the narrator here. After Kaiki accepts Senjougahara's request to deceive Nadeko)
Senjougahara nodded but seemed to have lost some of her composure—she probably felt apprehensive because things were going so smoothly for her. Basically, just like two years ago, she had an extremely low tolerance for happiness and good fortune.
She was tough in the face of adversity, but that was as far as it went.
Such people are surprisingly common: they can get by in society no problem, but they'll never become a success.
I mulled over her future. Even if she survived this, what might the future hold for her? Not that it had anything to do with me.
Not that I gave a shit.
—Koimonogatari from Monogatari Series Second Season
Play My Favorite OST from Monogatari
How I Rate Animes
10 - Monogatari Level Masterpiece
9 - Pog, but not quite on the level of Monogatari
8 - Amazing
7 - Good
6 - Above Average
5 - Average
4 - Below Average
3 - Bad
2 - Trash
1 - I hate this show with a passion, if you like this show, chances are, I am gonna make fun of you
Its almost everything I want in an anime so it definitely is my "cup of tea" as you put it. I think it has a great sense of scale, and a great commentary on humanity.
Yeah I figured as much for LotGH, it's really slow at the moment so I'm trying to find the motivation to get passed the first 20 episodes. If I can't I'll probably definitely just read the novels instead.
Monogatari is amazing dude aye, I liked Kizumonogatari
Lmao you're welcome. I don't have a lot of information regarding the Off Season yet because I'd rather read the LN series from the starting point, but it would be really great to see it animated soon! I heard it was about Koyomi in his Univeristy days dealing off with more oddities.
I got spoiled in reddit that Senjo broke up with Araragi in off-season for a certain reason(don't spoil the reason pls), they were in a on-off relationship, my question is did they make up in the end of the Season?
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Its just so criminally under produced.
Yeah I figured as much for LotGH, it's really slow at the moment so I'm trying to find the motivation to get passed the first 20 episodes. If I can't I'll probably definitely just read the novels instead.
Monogatari is amazing dude aye, I liked Kizumonogatari
Bro you got some pretty good taste on here not going to lie. What did you like about Texhnolyze might I ask? and Legend of the Galactic Heroes?
Nice to meet you!
If u did I need u to answer a question without spoilers.