hold on, has anyone said blade? |
kana-tanNov 21, 2009 4:53 PM
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| Hapxier (Macademi WAsshoi) he would love him unil Ed dies xD |
Yagami-Teru said: Major Armstrong from Full Metal Alchemist. Sure he and his entire families sparkles, BUT those are MANLY sparkles that have been passed downed the Armstrong line for generations! ^^" LOL~ ya mentioned Fullmetal alchemist! XD EDWARD ELRIC. that smug bastard edward cullen is giving shame to EDWARD's ALL OVER THE WORD!! ¬_¬ so, it's just right that Edward ELRIC kicks that Old wanna-be's fat ass... (??) |
| Sam and Dean Winchester. 'nuff said C: |
Squirrelpaw4970 said: Sam and Dean Winchester. 'nuff said C: Why didn't I think of that. |
| Haruhi Suzumiya doesn't believe in sparkly vampires, thus, they don't exist. |
Kenshin7162 said: Anyone How? Easily Agree. |
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| I know who could kick his girly/sparkly ass... It would be Kitten VS pussy. Oh and Buffy too, lol. ...And my gramma. Like, easily. |
SayuriJan 26, 2010 11:39 AM
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| Person-Me Way of Killing- two words....flaming chainsaw!!!! |
| Sho Minamimoto: Transform and tear him in half, or use so much math talk that his head explodes Louise: void magic, or explode him Flandre Scarlet: they would have a vampire battle that would result with Flandre leaving no remains of him |
  For all due respect sir, that's pretty screwed up right there. |
Vinefeather said: Sougo Okita from Gintama. Why? Cause I wish to see Edward destroyed painfully and slowly through torture. -villainous laugh- (Damn, I've been watching too much of it these days.... >.<) And I'd be lmfaoing in the process. Omg yes, I would WANT to see that. Sorachi, make a manga chapter out of that. It'll be insanely popular among Edward-haters (and probably among the insane Edward-lovers too, who wouldn't care about much else as long as he appeared). Ok, maybe Okita is a bad influence (random comment), but anything he does to kill Edward I will learn and memorise a hundred times over XD |
| ah ah even sailor moon could beat the crap out of him xD |
 Isn't he cute? :'3 |
NuriaChan said: ah ah even sailor moon could beat the crap out of him xD I agree :D |
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tplusent said: Captain Falcon... with a falcon punch Damn straight...... And Ganondorf. Warlock Punch. |
| "Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position. Such a heavy burden now to be the one. Born to bear and read to all The details of our ending. To write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen, Shit the bed again, Typical." Rosetta Stoned |
metroidfan555 said: Flandre Scarlet: they would have a vampire battle that would result with Flandre leaving no remains of him There wouldn't even be a battle. Edward doesn't really have any actual power, whilst Flandre's power level makes Super Saiyans look like kittens. |
| Sebastian Michaelis would slaughter him.. Heck even Ciel could kick his arse. |
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Seasonreaper said: metroidfan555 said: Flandre Scarlet: they would have a vampire battle that would result with Flandre leaving no remains of him There wouldn't even be a battle. Edward doesn't really have any actual power, whilst Flandre's power level makes Super Saiyans look like kittens. Good point |
| For all due respect sir, that's pretty screwed up right there. |
| Even Yuka from 11eyes could kick his ass. |
PhillyFlash said: Alucard-- He'd laugh his head off at how silly and stupid looking Eddie is, then get annoyed at seeing him sparkle and proceed to rip him to pieces. End of story. i completely second this |
| Dante from devil may cry does this with his fists alone in his weakest form with utter ease. hunting vampires is ill beyond all reason. laughs his ass off at the sparkling vampire and then one shots him. |
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| shinji ikari from evangelion is more of a man than edward, yeah that's saying a lot but it's true XD |
"everyone knows that the last toes are always the coldest to go." Telavators-the mars volta |
| All Castlevania character that are Vampire Killers or Vampire Hunters. They can kick Edward cullen ass to death. |
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Hunny from Ouran could, and he would even make him cry in fear.  ...Yeah, he could definitely take him. |
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| Switserland (APH style)- Edward would say somthing insuling to him. Swissy would pull a gun and blast off his head. |
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| Who could kick his ass? Edward Elric. Revy. Cloud Strife. Me. My four year old cousin (she's tiny, but damn, she can hit.) Aaand pretty much everyone. |
| Ishikawa Katsumi (my fictional character, mad scientist): She would test cyanide on him, then she would experiment on his remainings. Eventually, she would throw results away, cause she hates sparkling things. Itoshiki Nozomu: Would be in despair because of him. Our favorite Zetsubou-sensei would tell Kitsu Chiri about Edward and Chri would cut him down, because he is not PROPER vampire. Iwakura Lain: She would reset him, Bella and his realm. End of story. Gasai Yuno: Someone tells her that Edward wants to kill Yukiteru and Yuno... Well, she would go berserk. If you read Mirai Nikki, you know what I mean. Like, even Misuzu from Air could slay him with ease. |
| The tooth fairy. |
| what a better way to kill an emo than with an epic bitchslap? |
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| First, Seras Victoria would kick his bad ass and say: No one can be better than my master and you are nothing just like a ghoul!!! Afterwards, Alucard came and said: so you call yourself a sparkle vampire, then show me what you have!! Then, Edward started to punch Alucard, but he failed. Alucard laugh as usual and said you call yourself a real vampire? i thought i'm having some fun meeting with such a sparkling vampire, wasting my energy!!! Now feel the real power of vampire (with quite an angry voice) Alucard took his gun and shoot his legs, regenerate your legs, gal, i thought you are a sparkling vampire!!! Edward: screams like a girl, please don't kill me Alucard-sama (feel scared) what are you a moOoonn......ster? Alucard: Muahahahahahaha, yes i am, a real vampire is definitely a monster, you aren't because you are not a vampire at all!!! Alucard took his gun and shoot his heart and head!!!! ---------------- the end---------------- |
Feed my squibies please!!!=]   |
| Dracula From Castlevania: Symphony of the Night Dracula: What is man? Not you apparently... *throw his wine glass in Edward's face* -Dead- |
 Airi is mine (ﾟ∇ﾟ) |
DeathMaidAiri said: Dracula From Castlevania: Symphony of the Night Dracula: What is man? Not you apparently... *throw his wine glass in Edward's face* -Dead- And any of the Belmonts for very obvious reasons. |
| Ha, I can beat anyone in twilight, hell anyone can. All you need to do is throw the book or dvd of twilight into an open fire, though the dvd will take longer to burn. |
| "The R1 Anime business is a cruel and shallow financial trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." |
artist_for_hire said: Ha, I can beat anyone in twilight, hell anyone can. All you need to do is throw the book or dvd of twilight into an open fire, though the dvd will take longer to burn. Hahahaha, good one! >:D Anyways, I'd like to see Seraphim from Kore wa Zombie Desu ka? kicking Edward Cullen's faggot ass and calling him a piece of shit right after XD |
| Revy would kill him really easily. Anyone from Black Lagoon would. Silver bullets, baby :D (Or sword, in Shenhua's case). Even Rock could take him down and that's saying something. I would like to see Robin from WHR killing him. Burn, bitch, burn :D |
| Edward Elric from FMA Edward "Whitebeard" Newgate from One Piece Edward Scicorhands Edward Chris von Muir from FFIV and it's sequel Ed from Ed, Edd, n Eddy All of them can easily kick Edward Cullen's sparkly pixie ass. |
| Guts, All he would need to do is stare at eddie and he would blow up from the overabundance of manliness (something Edward doesn't have) Motoko, she would punch him in the face several times and then round house kick him in the stomach Charlie Brown, hell even emo baldie kid can kick his ass |
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| "Where will a newborn go from here? The net is vast and infinite" - Motoko Kusanagi |
| Chuck Norris He can put his arm threw his chest and kill that dick! Any cool vampire from any anime as they all would wan't him dead. Stewi from family guy He is very smart killing people without them knowing. |
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