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Hello [insert your name] I am basically your average otaku but I like other things such as bike riding, reading various comedy material etc.
despite my username I don't care for playing cards
likes: bike riding, various comedy material, my imagination, video games, everything done by Yoko Kanno(she is a goddess), evangelion, good shonens, Ghibli studio, manga, violence, plants vs zombies, blue tack, my habit of flipping things, the animation of ghost in the shell, disturbing manga series, and penguins :)
dislikes: too much big boobs(ecchi and fanservice in general), 4kids, carrots, monthly mangas that only give you 20-30 pages (I'm looking straight at you Nohiro Yagi), unreasonable grudges, bleach, angry people, manga that doesn't do much in the beginning :(
I also have zero tolerance for fillers>:(
I'm a pretty nice guy in general so I won't ever get angry at anyone so I would make a pretty good friend,
I came to MAL to see what's on offer here.
My favorite novel series is Skulduggery pleasant and I like watching big bang theory and Avatar the last airbender although that series is over :(
When I grow up I want to travel to japan and make my own manga series but that's going to take a awful lot of work so here I am stuck in [insert randomly chosen county] learning Japanese and trying my very best to draw stuff.
I write reviews occasionally here is how I rate them
10- one of my all time favorites
9- extremely good
8-very good
7-kinda good with a few problems
6-um
5-average
4-ugh
3-terrible
2-fail
1-someone cut my wrist already
Soul eater is my favorite anime so far
Nusaciaa Valley of the wind is my favorite ghibli film
claymore is my favorite manga
Tsubasa is the best manga ever
Yoko Kanno is ownage to the music industry
plants vs zombies is my favorite game
excalibur Guts is my favorite character
that is all
ps. I haven't been here in a while so to the people who acknowledge my existence
well I'm back
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All Comments (15) Comments
Bleach is peak
But thanks! I try to make my reviews a bit funny. I don't exaggerate, not going to be insincere, but I try to crack jokes. So I'm glad they don't go unappreciated. :)
But enough about my secret identity , let me outline the way I do my reviews:
- Start with a line that makes people scream in delight ( any other feeling also works) - some douchebags tend to read the first few words and move on to browsing 4chan so the first line should attract the reader in such a way that they completely forget about any homework /work/torture they were doing and proceed to read the review.
- Ridicule things that are commonly hated - such as grammer nazzies , 4kids , fillers and the way dragonball fights stretch to 60+ episodes.
- End with a completely different topic - this will make the reader so confused they will have trouble hitting the 'unhelpful' button - talking about radioactive baby pandas is always a good idea.
- When commenting on bad aspects of the anime make comic remarks such as " this ending sounds like an ass being constantly spanked by someone who got stuck on a Professor Leyton puzzle" (more references more win)
Conclusion : Writing is like falling off your bike and breaking your nose - it just happens and you have no idea what you just wrote. (I'm pretty sure Shakespear said something similar....wait did they even have bikes in the stone age?)
Nice location tag (I don't think so, stalker
Overall, very nice job. Hard to believe that was your first review tbh. If I were to offer some negative feedback, it would probably be that you could've cut down on the sub-dub paragraphs and condensed it into a one, maybe two, sentences. And be more liberal with the return key. The sound and animation was so cluttered. But, it was still a great review and earned a well-deserved Helpful.
Have a nice day ^^ !
However, I have to disagree in one thing: I think that lyrics in Making of Cyborg actually have to do something with creating cyborgs, but more in a spiritual way. To be precise, I think it´s more about Motoko and Pupeteer, but that´s just my assumption :)