| So I heard this joke around freshman year of college which was last year that was just so hilarious that everyone in my dorm I told it to had a chuckle. So it goes how do you make a plummer cry? now post yours |
| I don't get it... |
| As a child, I was told that society is a melting pot of talents; knowledge and experience combined to form important alloys that will contribute to mankind. When I got to highschool, however, I thought that it's more like a river in which the water represents our peers while we ourselves are the stones in the river. Constant erosion by mindless majority sheeping has made us lose our unique edge. After I hit the age of 18, I realized that I've been wrong all along. Society is no melting pot. Society is no river. Society is a person, a very skilled rapist, and he has fucked us all. |
BloodRequiem said: I don't get it... |
| Please explain your joke, I don't get it either. |
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| wow ur such a comedian |
CakeMix180 said: ^wow ur such a comedian |
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| I think I get it but i'm not so sure xD. So would you please explain it to us ? |
| Guys, it's an anti joke. It's a kind of humor that's based on the surprise factor and not supposed to make sense. Here are a couple more: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus. Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie. |
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| Some chicken around here hu ? Knock knock. Who's there ? It's the police , I'm afraid your wife has been badly injured in a car accident. Yo mama is so old ... that she is probably going to die pretty soon. |
PirateKingz said: Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie. lol I don't mean to be disrespectful toward people without limbs, but i have to admit i laughed at this joke. |
LorisSep 16, 2012 3:09 AM
PirateKingz said: Guys, it's an anti joke. It's a kind of humor that's based on the surprise factor and not supposed to make sense. Here are a couple more: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus. Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie. we can't help it man us Californians are just too ahead of the curve |
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| What's a plummer? |
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Moimy said: What's a plummer? I'm guessing he meant plumber. |
 Steam: Zeemanhuismerk |
| Whats brown and sticky? What's pink and fluffy? Why couldn't the bike stand up? What do you call a fish swimming at 60mph? haaaaaa |
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Welshy said: What do you call a fish swimming at 60mph? This, good sir, is comedy gold. I will be using on all my friends at uni tomorrow :P |
Eyes always lose their fire |
| What's the difference between jews and scouts? Scouts return from camps What's the difference between jews and Santa Claus? Santa descends down the chimney, jews go up How many jews can you fit into a Mercedes? 54: 2 in front, 2 in the back and 50 in an ashtray. I'm going to hell for this... |
| "Then again, if she's not my sibling, there's no bling, either" - Ararararagi Koyomi |
| Okay, so a man walks into a bar... |
Onee_SAMA said: 3 snickers out of 5What do you call a man with strong arms?? |
| how do you blindfold an asian? |
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| Female Rights. |
| I know a funny knock knock joke, but someone else has to start it. |
ScazoN said: wowhow do you blindfold an asian? |
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| A bomb dropped on Sally, which way did Sally go? |
Flume said: i still love themwow |
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| html's avatar y u change it |
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| A blind man walks into a bar... a table, and a chair. |
 "Everything you see on the internet isn't true." -Abraham Lincoln |
Onee_SAMA said: Is that a Malaysian Airline joke?it is a bird it's a plane It-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah |
| Bash. |
Onee_SAMA said: What SNB? That was the joke. |
html said: rothrock said: celebrity look a likehtml's avatar y u change it >:I |
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ScazoN said: i love those[img]http://i.imgur.com/ZwlOAMW.png[/ img] |
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| The real joke is this thread. |
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ReaperCreeper said: Hahaha?The real joke is this thread. |
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| your face |
| your bank account |
| u |
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| I got one. Wat did the wall say to the other wall? i meet u in corner kek |
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