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Apr 11, 2011 2:29 PM
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Doubt anyone will reply to this. But I thought it would be funny.

EDIT: Didn't mean "your problems are funny," but "introducing the subject is funny"
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Apr 11, 2011 2:37 PM
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SecretNobody said:
Doubt anyone will reply to this. But I thought it would be funny.


Are you planning to make fun of other ppls problem to cheer yourself up :p
Apr 11, 2011 2:43 PM
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Harsh.
Apr 11, 2011 2:44 PM
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If I talk about my problems, it'll only cause people to get depressed...
Apr 11, 2011 2:45 PM
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I'm on probation, and I really wanna smoke some weed, but the fucking po is an asshole and keeps getting me tested for everything.
I hate you all.
Apr 11, 2011 3:02 PM
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I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those.
Apr 11, 2011 3:04 PM
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They took my job.
Apr 11, 2011 3:16 PM
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I don't have a device to stop time, nor one of those awesome accelerated sleep tanks from LoGH. FML.
Apr 11, 2011 3:23 PM
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Baman said:
I don't have a device to stop time, nor one of those awesome accelerated sleep tanks from LoGH. FML.


yea your life is F'ed
Apr 11, 2011 3:24 PM

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I'm tired all the time.
Apr 11, 2011 3:44 PM

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I'm sick.
I can't stop coughing.
I'm tired.
I'm too cold.
Then I am too hot.
My body aches.
I hate school.
I don't want to grow up.
I can never run away from shitty servers.
I'm so depressed.
I'm such a fucking klutz.
I have no life.
I'll never make it into Harvard doing what I do now.
I'm so socially awkward.
I'm going to be a cat lady when I am older.
I'm not ready for college.
Periods kill me every fucking month.
I'll never have as many RL friends as online friends. But that's okay.
I haven't had my first kiss.
I haven't been interested in anime or manga at all lately.
I will never get to play all the games I want to.
I hardly get to online play with anyone.

I'm also a whiny little bitch, who doesn't give a shit what people think.

That's about it.
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Apr 11, 2011 4:52 PM

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My self-esteem is too low for me to be worthy of having problems.
Apr 11, 2011 4:53 PM

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jefba said:
yea your life is F'ed

Alas, poor my life! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite boredom, of most excellent procrastination: he hath assigned me dreary tasks a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rims at it. Here hung those daily routines that I have braved I know not how oft. Where be your monthly fees now? your weekly papers? your constant aching back? your flashes of procrastination, that were wont to set the boredom aside? Not one now, to mock your own lack of motivation? quite chap-fallen?
Apr 11, 2011 5:09 PM
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Pankaka said:
SecretNobody said:
Doubt anyone will reply to this. But I thought it would be funny.


Are you planning to make fun of other ppls problem to cheer yourself up :p


No, what I said kinda looks wrong, now that I think about it. ^^;
I was actually quite serious, but I thought introducing the concept was funny.

PseudoJordan said:
My self-esteem is too low for me to be worthy of having problems.


That in itself is a problem >;o

Ore-no-Username said:
I'm tired all the time.


As am I. >.>'
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constant boredom.
Apr 11, 2011 5:35 PM

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SomeIdiot said:
I'm on probation, and I really wanna smoke some weed, but the fucking po is an asshole and keeps getting me tested for everything.
Now I need my crack yo.
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I hate you all.
Apr 12, 2011 2:53 AM

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my confusion is troublesome

Behold of my awesomeness~
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But my feels.
Apr 12, 2011 5:01 AM

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I feel like commiting suicide.
My mum's slowly going insane, but doesn't notice. Instead she thinks I'm crazy to be ruining my life by not studying.
She thinks that because my grades are no longer highm but they're still above average.
I'm studying less and less because she keeps calling me a lazy bitch for leeching off of her my whole life.
So now I'm really strting to fail.
Apparently I'm on probation for the next school year here, and it's not even becasue of grades - my parents have a debt to the school which they've extended, but the b*tch they talked with never said a word nor made any reconrds, so now the administration thinks we simply haven;t paid.
If go to public school, I'll be last in class because of the friggin system this private school uses.
My parents divorced because my dad din;t work.
My mum;s job is going terrible, and she's always shouting how my sister and I are ungratefull and don;t try.
My sister's an epileptic, and is in her 2nd year of univercity (not even colledge).
The school I'm in is IB, and have never had a fail in a test or subject.
I'm just fed up of trying for nothing, since even my own mother can't see both of use are havinga hard time as well.
Apr 12, 2011 5:14 AM

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I was going to post some problems but then after reading other people's problems I guess my life is pretty good...
Apr 12, 2011 5:20 AM

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I just took a chunk out of my arm when I was leaving my friends house and it won't stop bleeding.
I hate you all.
Apr 12, 2011 6:38 AM

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SomeIdiot said:
I just took a chunk out of my arm when I was leaving my friends house and it won't stop bleeding.


like a boss
Apr 12, 2011 11:35 AM
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SomeIdiot said:
I just took a chunk out of my arm when I was leaving my friends house and it won't stop bleeding.

What a fucking badass. I salute you.
Apr 12, 2011 11:48 AM

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SomeIdiot said:
I just took a chunk out of my arm when I was leaving my friends house and it won't stop bleeding.

What a fucking badass. I salute you.
Medical care is for pussies. Shit I got a pen stabbed in my arm one time, and didn't go to the doctor, and it healed up just fine. I like letting my body deal with injuries like this on it's own, it usually heals up better.
I hate you all.
Apr 12, 2011 12:01 PM

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Im having problems with a subject in university, Roman Law, what a huge pain in the ass
Apr 12, 2011 2:13 PM

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SomeIdiot said:
Medical care is for pussies. Shit I got a pen stabbed in my arm one time, and didn't go to the doctor, and it healed up just fine. I like letting my body deal with injuries like this on it's own, it usually heals up better.
The best option; chop that weak ass motherfucker off, if it can't handle a pen, it's not worth shit. Get a huge metal prosthetic with a chainsaw instead. Yarr.
Apr 12, 2011 2:17 PM
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SomeIdiot said:
Medical care is for pussies. Shit I got a pen stabbed in my arm one time, and didn't go to the doctor, and it healed up just fine. I like letting my body deal with injuries like this on it's own, it usually heals up better.
The best option; chop that weak ass motherfucker off, if it can't handle a pen, it's not worth shit. Get a huge metal prosthetic with a chainsaw instead. Yarr.


bad idea. i did that back in the day not knowing their was a chainsaw murder on the loose. ended up getting arrested and sent to court, its only been recently that i was proven innocent and released. go with a grenade launcher attachment instead, far less common.
Apr 12, 2011 2:48 PM

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Baman said:
SomeIdiot said:
Medical care is for pussies. Shit I got a pen stabbed in my arm one time, and didn't go to the doctor, and it healed up just fine. I like letting my body deal with injuries like this on it's own, it usually heals up better.
The best option; chop that weak ass motherfucker off, if it can't handle a pen, it's not worth shit. Get a huge metal prosthetic with a chainsaw instead. Yarr.
The pen didn't really even hurt. It was just uncomfortable because it was kinda in between a couple muscles I think. Could still move my arm though so it didn't really do much.
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bad idea. i did that back in the day not knowing their was a chainsaw murder on the loose. ended up getting arrested and sent to court, its only been recently that i was proven innocent and released. go with a grenade launcher attachment instead, far less common.
Grenade launchers are always a good option. A flamethrowers fine too.
I hate you all.
Apr 12, 2011 2:58 PM

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jefba said:
They took my job.


Apr 12, 2011 3:07 PM

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Life is a bitch.
Apr 12, 2011 4:14 PM

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got more flaws, I make a Manor house look like a minnow
Apr 12, 2011 4:18 PM

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Today this really big fat man came up to me and he was all like "Mruagrahfragglemrah" and I was all like "NOOOOOOO"

Ahh D'X

Apr 12, 2011 4:33 PM

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Life is a bitch.
Only this bitch you can't run over and loot your money off of afterwards...
Apr 12, 2011 9:30 PM
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RulenneClarissa said:


Wow, man. I'm sorry to hear that. Might as well list my problems.

My mom died.
I keep falling in and out of depression.
I have no friends.
I'm losing my grasp of my goals.
I'm tired all the time.
I don't do anything.
I don't go anywhere.
I feel like I've left the one thing that means most to me.
I have eye problems.
Sometimes random skin problems pop up [ringworm, hives, karatosis pilaris, etc..]
I now have a binge eating problem.
Can't concentrate.
And my grades are dropping mega.

lucjan said:
Today this really big fat man came up to me and he was all like "Mruagrahfragglemrah" and I was all like "NOOOOOOO"

Ahh D'X


Trololol.
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Apr 12, 2011 10:15 PM

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I'm gonna be a NEET!!
Apr 13, 2011 8:38 AM

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i may or may not graduate high school in june....or august.....but most likely in january. WE WILL SEE.~
Apr 13, 2011 8:45 AM

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I've been to the "hospital" therefore, my problems > then yours.
I hate you all.
Apr 13, 2011 9:15 AM

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My parents are dead, my life is spiraling out of control, I might fail highschool if I don't get my shit together, I have no marketable skills, I have no money at all, and I'm wasting my life away on bullshit and excuses.

And my life has been so bad, that I consider this a good place.

Hey, at least I no longer have a bounty on my head... That's something. ^^
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... wow. I knew the MAL population were a sad bunch of individuals but ... this is like ... I don't even.

Anyways, my problems comprise of grades, leaving for university and whether the guy I have a crush on likes me or not.
Apr 13, 2011 9:22 AM

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ITT: Topic for going emo


Apr 13, 2011 9:32 AM

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Hoppy said:
ITT: Topic for going emo


Except none seem real...

ITT: People fantasise about problems.

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Apr 13, 2011 9:46 AM

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Hoppy said:
ITT: Topic for going emo


Except none seem real...

ITT: People fantasise about problems.


I resent that.
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You guy's should check out FML
now those people have real problems.
then My life is average. for the lols.
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Apr 13, 2011 10:23 AM

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I'm sick, but I'm still going out
I want to eat, but I'm to lazy for that
I'm out of smokes, and to lazy to go buy them
I have sprite and I drank to much of it
I my friends sunglasses which makes me go give them back to him
I made bong to smoke, but my friend had better, so I made it with no reason
Apr 13, 2011 10:31 AM

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Spilky Skuller, Spencer Cliss
Think I am a little freak
Willy Jackson, all the others
Think I am a little weak
Snoopy Slender, Random Toxy
Think I don't know where to go
My reaction if I meet them
Is just ho ho ho

No money
You Telly, Lilly
And you Willy
Think I'm just another fool
Apr 13, 2011 2:40 PM
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Zmffkskem said:
Hoppy said:
ITT: Topic for going emo


Except none seem real...

ITT: People fantasise about problems.


Mine are. All the ones about depression seem real to me.. but some don't. -shrug-
Apr 13, 2011 2:48 PM

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Zmffkskem said:
Hoppy said:
ITT: Topic for going emo


Except none seem real...


ITT: People being hipster
Apr 13, 2011 4:35 PM

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Well my dad might get laid off (is that the right word?) from his job on Friday, meaning I will go poor and not be able to afford much of anything and I'm graduating soon so I hope he doesn't because then well can I buy my gown for graduation? I already made plans for some things so it'll get me depressed. Plus I'm sure the house and bills, we'll likely have to move into an apartment again.
Yesterday my friend's annoying little weaboo friend got mad at me and said she'd beat me up and something about pulling people's face off and putting it down their throat. Trying talking sense into her since she sounded ridiculous and had no real reason to be so mad, she just insulted me back, ugh freshman.
Due to the lack of social interaction with "friends" I had earlier in high school I don't really want to buy a yearbook I spent most of my senior year talking to my love and that's really it and some few other people.
I suck at drawing and never got better and that's the only thing I like to do, so I don't know what I want to do with my life yet.
My diet was weird this week, for a few days I've eaten a bowl of soup then four hours later a cereal bowl.. so poor. ;n;
I have no inspiration to write anything lately and it sucks.


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My English is weak and I feel that many do not understand me, causing me embarrassment
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My English is weak and I feel that many do not understand me, causing me embarrassment


I lol'd so hard at this...I'm so sorry hahaha.

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Well let me just put some of my problems here:

My iPod ran out of battery midway to my friends house so I had to walk in silence.

I made extra food for dinner so now I have to eat that again tomorrow for lunch ughhh.

I have to come up with a thesis statement for this paper I have to write on government (kill me).

So yeah that's about it, damn my life is just full of problems!!!
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~stuff~ and whether the guy I have a crush on likes me or not.

Right screw him.
How YOU doin' ?:>

OT: lamenting won't help you guys in the least, figure a way to go past it.
I for one am sad that i am out of smokes, but alas SALVATION, i'll go buy some more.
Cheers
Closer.
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