| Flat bottomed bottle glass filled with polystyrene colored blue. What use of it? |
 dearest my bb shinah ty for the bday present <33 |
| Something weird let's see that would be a black 92FS Beretta hard chromed, long barrel and with one of my nicknames engraved in red |
 What do I believe in? I believe in ammunition! |
| One of my older girl cousins got me Disney "sewing cards" when I was 13. It was a bunch of princess cards with holes and shoe laces to string through the holes. I read the box and it was for kids ages 3+. Apparently, they teach you how to sew. I still think she forgot to get me something and that was something extra that she got for one of my younger cousins. |
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| a mug (yes, a coffee mug) for my 16th birthday, from my mates girlfriend >.> |
| my friend got me this random dagger that looked like something out of final fantasy (but not nearly as cool) with a dragon as the handle of it. it wasn't even sharp. |
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| I was given a can of tuna for my birthday. |
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| sadly, a bra. from my boyfriend. he laughed so hard. *o* meanie |
| Love |
| IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
kanachan05 said: i gave my best friend ramen for her birthday X) lol For Christmas my boyfriend's dad gave him and his sister a bulk package of ramen noodles! Also..for Christmas my "secret santa" gave me and my boyfriend ketchup and mustard packets. I got the pun, but never found out who gave it to us. |
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| I got 1kg of olives from my cousin when I turned 14 >_> |
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| I got a powerade bottle worth 10cents on my birthday from a friend. One of the best presents I have ever received. Not even my parents gave me money and half my friends just gave me a pat on the back. |
| あらあら。。。＾＾ |
guu_bear said: I got a powerade bottle worth 10cents on my birthday from a friend. One of the best presents I have ever received. Not even my parents gave me money and half my friends just gave me a pat on the back. I'd be thinking you'd be getting birthday punches since you live in Australia too LOL. Everyone gets them. |
| Two romance novels. I don't even read romance. -__- |
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| My classmate gave me a fuckin box of condoms for Christmas (We were in the THIRD GRADE. And I'm a girl) And apparently, some were missing. XD And for my birthday in the fourth grade, I got a card that was empty except the word HENTAI written crappily in big letters. This was my mom's but I'll tell it anyway, since it's so epic. My dad gave my mom a wall hook disguised as a ring as an anniversary present. (Y'know, like that Mr. Bean thing? XD) |
| A bag filled with anal lube and other things I don't want and surprisingly there were no condoms which I would actually want despite that I have zero liking for any women in my area, just in case my friends' cute cousins come over from Hawaii. |
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| A single sock.. it was used too |
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| A board game. For my 14th. From my mom. |
| Ummm assasins creed bloodlines on a memory stick lol..... He didnt even buy me the UMD lazy bum. just downloaded it and gave it to me on a memory stick |
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| 5 packs of blunt wrap but no ganja. |
 Xiaoling Squirrel; baddest rodent in the forest. |
| I got bra straps once. Dead serious. |
| a dead like little puffer fish... dude said it was alive before he wrapped it... lol thank god for wallmarts return policy! |
Its better to have burned out than to have never really shined... |
| I got a empty box from my cousin when I turned 13. And it wasn't a special box either just a brown box... Hmm maybe she forgot to put something in it? Well I have never asked. |
| Even if the future is locked or erased I won't end this prayer because I want to convey my real feelings to you |
| keh, I bought my dad toilet paper for his birthday last year. I know. I was poor and didnt know what he wanted. So I wanted to get him something......useful.. and soft. But for me. Well a soft drink maker...... Mainly because I quit drinking softdrinks unless I have too or theres nothing else to drink. |
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| when i was young my best friend gave me her tooth... for mybirthday.... I put it in my fish tank where it remains there today. (gawd damn fish is 9 years old) |
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| Last Year i got 2GB RAM for my birthday :)) that was the strangest and the best gift i got :) |
| I got a stapler for my birthday once, when I was in kindergarten. Apparently, my friend left her dad to pick a present for me. |
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| well... a dildo, a sex doll and a whip. d@mn my friends are funny -_- |
Tesra said: when i was young my best friend gave me her tooth... for mybirthday.... I put it in my fish tank where it remains there today. (gawd damn fish is 9 years old) Man, that's really weird. |
| I got ungrounded for my birthday >.> cunt My mom gave me a skirt for christmas so I could give it to my ex-girlfriend. <--my ex hates me and Im not fond of her either 0_o I got a nail-polish-salon-thing that's made for 5 yr olds for my 15th birthday -.- and Im a major tomboy. |
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| I've got from my classmates 'A list of five reasons why we hate you' I didn't care about that, but I thought that it was strange. |
"I'm not small, I just live in a big world."   |
| 20 pieces of condom, taped together to make a necklace. Haha, i ended up giving it away to male classmates and friends. |
| A wheelbarrow full of floor mats. Who the hell needs so many floor mats for cars? |
| a super icky lychee,strawberry and raspberry milkshake xD it was the worst gift ever xD |
Do you know where hell is? Inside your head.  Put your wishes into the memories you do not want to forget. |
| Well I didnt recieve the gift but I bought a kangaroo scrotum they were selling in sydney as a joke gift for one of my friends |
| A piggybank from a family member for my birthday. She told me the amount of money that I put in that piggybank would be my next years present, cold right? |
| Chopsticks, some pretty stones, some condoms, a lighter and a plastic spider from one of my friends on my last birthday. |
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| A trip to the cemetery :)) which kinda left me speechless :)) |
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| a new towel set for my bathroom, it was nice but not what I was used too... |
I'd like tossing your salad.-"Yuru"/MMMKD DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM MOTHERFUCKER?-SophieWophie<3 |
| A (single) tractor tire from my father for christmas. |
| Wow, compared to you guys, I don't have much. One time my friend gave me a box of crayons. I believe I was turning 15. I just looked at her kind of confused but it turned out she was kidding and gave me something else with it. :) I'm not sure what happened to the crayons, but I think I still have them somewhere. Also, this year my sister (17) got I think 7 or 8 kinds of Reeses. Reeses pieces, regular Reeses, the candy bar kind, etc. It was all but like 2 or 3 of all the different kinds of Reeses. XD Best gift ever. Oh, and a few years ago for Christmas, my younger brother got a chinchilla. My grade school class had had one and so I'd really wanted one for a few years, but my brother got it. XD I was fine with it though. I took care of it until Christmas. It was a pretty huge present sitting in it's cage covered in a Christmas bag/wrapping under the tree though. |
| I don't remember how old i was.. but I'm pretty sure some one gave me a calculator and a pencil for Christmas once.. |
| "I love humans! I love them! I love them all sooo much!" |
| When I was young, word such as "present" was word, only used by heavenly spirits, I believed. When I was young, I received a great gift, I still remember till today. It was ice with sugar on it. My and my friends called it "ice cream". |
| The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao. The name that can be named is not the eternal name. The nameless is the beginning of heaven and Earth. The named is the mother of the ten thousand things. I do not recall, Jesus ever saying "build churches, temples, and kill those who doesn't follow christianity..." nor he said "christianity is religion". News for VN immigrants in EU: vietinfo.eu |
| I got a random stack of papers for my present from my sister once. I threw it in her face. |
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