In this common situation; What would your body's natural response be?
| So, I've thought of a scenario where, as the nitwit you are, you've broken your bike for no apparent reason and are in desperate needs of repair. You head over to the house of an elderly man who agrees to fix previously mentioned bike for you like the gentleman he is. Now, here's the trouble; once he finishes repairing said bike, he requests for money. Naturally you recall how he didn't ask for anything prior to repairing your bike. You tell the old man that he is old and then claim that he never asked for any money. "WHAT?" the man yells at the top of his lungs, "NO MONEY?" As you survey the expression and aura said old man is emitting, you realise that you could pay him off in sexual favours. Now, what do you do for this person who so generously fixed your bike earlier? |
CookiesFeb 17, 2016 5:10 PM
 hiSets Last FM Anime List Manga List Clue no. 2: Somewhere in one of the pictures in my forum signature. |
| Good video tbh fam 10/10 would watch again |
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| I love me some hot homemade apple pie. |
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| give horny old man some cash what kind of degenerate would even consider trying to pay him off with sexual favors in the first place i doubt the old guy can even achieve a half-chub anymore |
| Lmfao Golden thread mate Tbh fam, I would...choose option 4 |
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| I would literally punch the old man in the dick, grab my bike, and go home to get some of mum's apple pie. |
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| Well, the only reason I broke the bike was to get the old man to notice me... Where is the sequel? |
codephat said: The sequel is coming soon to a theater near you.Well, the only reason I broke the bike was to get the old man to notice me... Where is the sequel? |
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| This forum.... That video tho lmao. I usually wonder if I can pay people in sexual favours too frequently, but I doubt I'd do it for an old man. |
Trance said: I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man. |
| as i am letting it go, cant really suppress or dont want to anymore, i would probably let he fuck my new found stutty self because im at this "experimenting things" fase now, nyaaa! :D |
| I would proceed to suck his cock, and once he finishes off I will give the man money for the bike and ski-doodle to get some of my mum's apple pie. |
| No homo, broho. Would suck for no ho. |
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| it was a tough choice between working for the trump organization like a cis scum white male. and converting the old man to feminism. feminism was the easier choice in my mind. |
| I just tea and cookies. Where do I get them? |
| I don't know how to ride a bicycle, so I wouldn't even have bothered getting it fixed since I'd never attempt to use it again. |
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| EZ two steps: 1. Suck him hard 2. Say "Just a prank, bro" So it doesn't even matter anymore, 'cause it was a prank all the time. |
 NasalShark said: I'd love to squeeze your nipples until they look like a purple slushie, Senpai. |
| "OK I'll suck you off, deal?" Then as he pulls down his old man trousers with his leather belt from Ww2. I give a seductive look at his half flaccid salami stick barely keeping up his drooping Christmas ornaments. I bend down and push the fucker over. I grab my bike and speed off while he struggles to get up. |
| Pay him with money. If not, grab my bike and get the hell out of there. I ain't suckin no deek. Also, are people uploading porn on Youtube O.O |
| Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons. It is to grow in the open air and to eat and sleep with the earth. -Walt Whitman A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -Robert A. Heinlein |
| Will do, I shall be waiting for an update to this shenanigan. |
| hi Sets Last FM Anime List Manga List Clue no. 2: Somewhere in one of the pictures in my forum signature. |
| I wouldn't own a bike in the first place. |
| That old man would get punched in the face. |
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