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Nov 17, 2014 7:55 AM

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fuck...that's awesome..


I don't have a pickup line.
[i]"Yet each man kills the thing he loves,
By each let this be heard,
Some do it with a bitter look,
Some with a flattering word,
The coward does it with a kiss,
The brave man with a sword!''
~Oscar
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Nov 17, 2014 11:47 AM

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10/10

I love you.
 
Nov 17, 2014 11:50 AM
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2/10

Be my girl.
 
Nov 17, 2014 11:51 AM

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2/10

I wanna be inside you
 
Nov 17, 2014 11:56 AM
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1/10

Hey, baby. Your smile is like breakfast to me. The most important part of my day. ^^
 
Nov 17, 2014 12:05 PM

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5/10

Ey girl are you an archeologist? Cus I got a big bone for you to examine
 
Nov 17, 2014 4:21 PM

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10/10 that's genius

I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.
 
Nov 17, 2014 4:28 PM

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10/10 swept me off my feet

Hey I have licorice do you want to eat it with me?
 
Nov 17, 2014 4:31 PM

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8/10

You have such a unique view on _____. I want to talk with you more.

 
Nov 17, 2014 4:32 PM

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0/10, not everyone likes the taste of licorice.


aye guurl, smd?
 
Nov 17, 2014 5:24 PM

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0/10

If good looks were a minute, you would be an hour.
 
Nov 17, 2014 5:30 PM

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7/10

There are 206 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
 
Nov 17, 2014 5:40 PM

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i've got 207 rite now.

if you were tits, i'd touch you
 
Nov 17, 2014 7:17 PM

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9/11

I wanna kiss you
 
Dec 18, 2014 9:26 AM
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1/10

You must be a keyboard, 'cause you're just my type.
 
Dec 18, 2014 4:52 PM

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4/10

Do you work at Build-A-Bear. Cause I'd stuff you
 
Dec 18, 2014 5:38 PM

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Dec 18, 2014 5:55 PM

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IGN said:
10/10


Do you believe in fate?
 
Dec 18, 2014 5:56 PM

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-10/10

Ay gurl, u got dat kik?
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You gotta eat the booty like groceries
 
Dec 18, 2014 5:57 PM

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8/10

Damn, girl, you must be a hollow. You make my zanpaku-to go bankai.
 
Dec 18, 2014 6:12 PM

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2/10

Have sex with me, or I'll kill you and your whole family.
 
Dec 18, 2014 6:15 PM

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10/10

*Awkard stare followed by shaking your head bashfully* "Sorry, it's rare that I see a beautiful woman."
 
Dec 18, 2014 6:18 PM

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8/10 - that was pretty cute

Do they make you in hug pillow?
 
Dec 18, 2014 6:20 PM

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8/10, some people won't know what a hug pillow is...

Let's go stargazing, your eyes are the stars and my **** is the telescope.
 
Dec 18, 2014 6:21 PM

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-1/10

Can you help me make my natural log tangent to your derivative curves?
 
Dec 21, 2014 9:51 PM

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Hi I really liked your quote 10/10

Marry me
 
Dec 24, 2014 4:51 AM
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1/10

I had a dream last night and you were in it. We were both chilling on the beach and then a snake bit my dick and you sucked out the poison.
One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed those two dead boys
 
Dec 24, 2014 4:24 PM

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1/10


I killed your uncle on the night of the cotton drifting festival.
 
Dec 24, 2014 4:26 PM

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8/10

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree.
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas
Is you
 
Dec 24, 2014 4:26 PM

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9/11


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7/10
i want my plane to crash in your twin towers
 
Dec 24, 2014 4:29 PM

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8/8

i like you :3
 
Dec 24, 2014 4:30 PM

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10/10

Let's fuck.
 
Dec 24, 2014 4:30 PM

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7/10
i want my plane to crash in your twin towers


10/10 would fly again.

5/10 Thats nice.


Here's 50 Dollars and a ticket to a theater. Be at the road by 8 for the limo.
 
Dec 24, 2014 4:32 PM

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i dont watch movies 1/10

 
Dec 24, 2014 4:35 PM

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Mind if I keep you company? Nothing else seems interesting.
 
Dec 24, 2014 4:36 PM

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5/10

Wanna go grab a drink?




 
Dec 24, 2014 4:44 PM

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i dont drink

you're like an iphone
ordinary, but more expensive for no reason


if you catch my meaning
 
Dec 24, 2014 4:51 PM

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10/10 : D

"Hey uh I know we've been friends for a long time now, and uh I just wanted to ask you..can we go out sometime? I've really taken a liking to you hehe."
 
Dec 24, 2014 4:53 PM

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7/10

Wanna talk this over dinner at your house?




 
Dec 24, 2014 5:10 PM

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If you had said "My house" I'd give a 10, cause free food

Well, since no food, -17/-170

"Hey, are you my dad? Because it feels like you're the one I've been looking for my whole life"
 
Dec 24, 2014 5:11 PM

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Incest/10

Hey babe did you just fall down from heaven, 'cause your elbow's kinda fucked up




 
Dec 24, 2014 5:16 PM

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2/10 would bang

ey bb,

you're the A im looking for to add to my "swag".
 
Dec 24, 2014 5:30 PM

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10/10

hi hi my name is Rorschach
 
Dec 28, 2014 3:32 PM

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9.3/10

Are you the SAT, because I'd do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a 10 minute break for snacks halfway through
 
Dec 28, 2014 3:34 PM

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9.3/10

Dang girl are you my appendix, because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
 
Jan 30, 2015 11:02 PM

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7/10

Your shirt's on backwards. Don't you look foolish?
 
Jan 30, 2015 11:05 PM

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You smell like trash. May I take you out? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
Jan 31, 2015 12:07 AM

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I love you >////<
 
Jan 31, 2015 3:28 PM

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I have a 4 incher but it smells like a foot!
 
Jun 14, 2015 9:15 AM

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2/10

My couch pulls out but I don't
 
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