| Do you have any experience ? Care to share if you had ? If not, what is your opinions about it ? |
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| I've never experienced poltergeists. I don't believe in paranormal phenomena so my opinion of them is that they don't exist, and anyone who claims to have experienced them must've confused it with something that has a natural explanation, or their minds must've played tricks on them. |
| Just a couple days ago, I was sleeping in my bed, as I am known to do, and when I woke up I saw a huge shadow on my ceiling. I was really frightened for a few seconds and actually thought it was a ghost, but then I looked over to my left and realized the shadow was being cast by my computer chair, with the light from my computer creating the shadow. It was pretty scary. But no, I've never had a real experience with poltergeists. I don't believe they exist, and I think the idea is rather silly. I still get scared in dark places though, because I'm a bitch. |
| a few years ago i'd wake up and my butthole would hurt like a motherfucker this poltergeist was putting it in my butt every night and then running away to hide in the morning turned out it was just a colony of hemorrhoids though |
RandomChampion said: I don't mind someone derailing the thread as I knew that would happen, but couldn't you try more harder ? Oh God, your post was completely out of context.a few years ago i'd wake up and my butthole would hurt like a motherfucker this poltergeist was putting it in my butt every night and then running away to hide in the morning turned out it was just a colony of hemorrhoids though |
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xJapaliicious said: RandomChampion said: I don't mind someone derailing the thread as I knew that would happen, but couldn't you try more harder ? Oh God, your post was completely out of context.a few years ago i'd wake up and my butthole would hurt like a motherfucker this poltergeist was putting it in my butt every night and then running away to hide in the morning turned out it was just a colony of hemorrhoids though the harder i try, the more hemorrhoids i get |
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Sabylas said: Just a couple days ago, I was sleeping in my bed, as I am known to do, and when I woke up I saw a huge shadow on my ceiling. I was really frightened for a few seconds and actually thought it was a ghost, but then I looked over to my left and realized the shadow was being cast by my computer chair, with the light from my computer creating the shadow. It was pretty scary. Thanks for the laugh. As a token of my appreciation I will feel embarrassed for you in your stead. |
| Seen multiple shadow people and had things touch me before. Not there you perverts >.>. As a kid I was in my fathers room, the light from the streetlight outside cast a orange square on the wall. A shadow of a hand moving around appeared on the orange square on the wall. Outside there was nothing there to cast a shadow. I woke up once facing the wall, to realize there was a shadow of a man on it. I panicked and stayed still for awhile. Then I managed to roll over and act like I was still asleep. Then did that thing where you barely open an eyelid, to discover nothing was behind me, no objects or anything. So I roll back over and plan to go to sleep. To my horror the shadow was still there. Was asked to go downstairs to lock the door before we turned in once. Was afraid to of course being a kid but did it anyway. As I turn around to go up the stairs there is a shadow the size of my sister in front of me. Like not even on the wall but physically in front of me. I yell and bolt up the stairs, turn around and it's gone. I've been woken up once in my sleep. It felt something was walking across my legs like a cat. I could hear the bed springs make noise as it moved. I panicked slightly but it stopped and didn't happen again. The first and third happened in the same house, while the other 2 were in different places. I haven't experienced anything in a long while though. So yes I kinda believe but I'm skeptical most of the time. |
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| That's called "your brain playing tricks on your mind." |
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Astros477 said: Fair enough. I have many experiences over paranormal, but only a few on poltergeists.Seen multiple shadow people and had things touch me before. Not there you perverts >.>. As a kid I was in my fathers room, the light from the streetlight outside cast a orange square on the wall. A shadow of a hand moving around appeared on the orange square on the wall. Outside there was nothing there to cast a shadow. I woke up once facing the wall, to realize there was a shadow of a man on it. I panicked and stayed still for awhile. Then I managed to roll over and act like I was still asleep. Then did that thing where you barely open an eyelid, to discover nothing was behind me, no objects or anything. So I roll back over and plan to go to sleep. To my horror the shadow was still there. Was asked to go downstairs to lock the door before we turned in once. Was afraid to of course being a kid but did it anyway. As I turn around to go up the stairs there is a shadow the size of my sister in front of me. Like not even on the wall but physically in front of me. I yell and bolt up the stairs, turn around and it's gone. I've been woken up once in my sleep. It felt something was walking across my legs like a cat. I could hear the bed springs make noise as it moved. I panicked slightly but it stopped and didn't happen again. The first and third happened in the same house, while the other 2 were in different places. I haven't experienced anything in a long while though. So yes I kinda believe but I'm skeptical most of the time. I was preparing my dinner and just finished to warm my main dish and put the rice on another. After I take my sit (I was alone home), my rice plate started to slow spin in the direction of the ground. I watched until almost went to the ground and I stopped it. Whilst this was happening, I felt that something crash-related was going to happen to an older woman related to me. I had a strong feeling (not exactly feelings, but talking further about this would make this look even more silly) about this for entire two months and then, after five months of this moment, my cousin suicided, jumping from a bulding. Not only that, but my dad and aunt had the feeling that someone from my family was going to die that year. |
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| tfw no qt loli poltergeist gf |
xJapaliicious said: Fair enough. I have many experiences over paranormal, but only a few on poltergeists. I was preparing my dinner and just finished to warm my main dish and put the rice on another. After I take my sit (I was alone home), my rice plate started to slow spin in the direction of the ground. I watched until almost went to the ground and I stopped it. Whilst this was happening, I felt that something crash-related was going to happen to an older woman related to me. I had a strong feeling (not exactly feelings, but talking further about this would make this look even more silly) about this for entire two months and then, after five months of this moment, my cousin suicided, jumping from a bulding. Not only that, but my dad and aunt had the feeling that someone from my family was going to die that year. Huh, never had anything like that happen. That would be a weird feeling indeed. |
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| I wish, I'm sick of living in a rational and predictable world. |
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| My experience with supernatural-ish stuff has been quite limited except for a few hallucinations during sleep paralysis sometimes (which are obviously explainable). There was this one time where a small, white humanoid figure ran out of my room and out of the house, I tried to catch it but it was too fast and went poof when it left the front door. Might be a midget ninja or something. RandomChampion said: a few years ago i'd wake up and my butthole would hurt like a motherfucker this poltergeist was putting it in my butt every night and then running away to hide in the morning turned out it was just a colony of hemorrhoids though ban poltergeists |
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| No idea if this counts. It's extremely cliche but I swear this actually happened. This is a story from 2005. In my condo there's a floor on level 12 that's been empty for years. It was around Halloween (sometimes October) and my friends and I decided we would visit condo 12-1. The door was unlocked, it didn't even have a keyhole to lock it, so we just went inside. We brought torches to see better and a few plastic chairs. Why plastic chairs you ask? Well we wanted to do one of these horror urban legend games but we never got the chance. The entire area was a muddy red. Dead birds, cats, rats, and other tiny animals were scattered around which is really surprising as there was no way any animal other than bugs and rats could enter the building. Me and my friends we horrified and the smell inside was putrid. For some ungodly reason instead of hauling our asses out we started to go deeper inside the house when a door slammed further into the house. Now that could have been the wind but then there was knocking/banging on the door and wall. We screamed and bolted leaving the plastic chairs there. The next day I told my parents and they assumed some homeless person got inside to they send the guards to check it out. They came back and said no one was there but there were bloody remains of a bird on one of the chairs. No idea if the guards were bullshitting or not. I never went up there since. |
| I've already told my story about the Cornfield. Though that might have just been demons >> |
| Anyone one gives me trouble, I just yell "The power of Atheism compels you"! and then I realize I am just scaring myself. It doesn't always help. |
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| @animeoppai It does count. I always avoid going on places like that, because they always carry a lot of negative energy. @RAS >.> @LadyRenly FIGHTO! |
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cabacc2 said: RedArmyShogun said: suuuuure. demons.I've already told my story about the Cornfield. Though that might have just been demons >> xJapaliicious said: suuuuure. negative energy.@animeoppai It does count. I always avoid going on places like that, because they always carry a lot of negative energy. You try'n to say some'n boy? |
cabacc2 said: naaah.. nevermind. The thing I want least now is getting in a useless fight over the topic "demons! fiction or not"... That's what MAL is all about. Get with the program. Fighting about demons and ghosts! I'll debate with you about it if you want. My stance is that demons are fact (my mom says she saw the hoofed devil in her living room). |
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| When I was a kid (like 5-7 years old) I lived in a small house and the lights would turn on and off by themselves. We'd wake up and there'd be broken glasses, plates, bowls, and all of the knives on the ground. Another pleasant additive is that me and my brother would wake up with large random bruises. I still don't have an explanation other than maybe someone in my family used to sleep walk. And, don't believe in ghosts, or anything paranormal. |
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| They are pretty fun to party with. A couple months ago we gave the little girl with black eyes and white skin some Vodka. She ran around the house while singing. Her mortal roommate didn't seem to enjoy it and hid beneath her blanket shaking. The others and I would take turns pulling her feet. She screamed so much, we lol'd and kept drinking. Good times, good times. |
MEanimaniac1 said: When I was a kid (like 5-7 years old) I lived in a small house and the lights would turn on and off by themselves. We'd wake up and there'd be broken glasses, plates, bowls, and all of the knives on the ground. Another pleasant additive is that me and my brother would wake up with large random bruises. I still don't have an explanation other than maybe someone in my family used to sleep walk. And, don't believe in ghosts, or anything paranormal. Maybe someone enjoyed breaking and entering, destroying tableware, and beating children. *shrugs* |
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cabacc2 said: mhmmnaaah.. nevermind. The thing I want least now is getting in a useless fight over the topic "demons! fiction or not"... |
| No ghosts are just a figment of your imagniation. I stopped watching Discovery channel years ago when they started airing supernatural bullshit like this. |
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cabacc2 said: snaphat said: cabacc2 said: naaah.. nevermind. The thing I want least now is getting in a useless fight over the topic "demons! fiction or not"... That's what MAL is all about. Get with the program. Fighting about demons and ghosts! I'll debate with you about it if you want. My stance is that demons are fact (my mom says she saw the hoofed devil in her living room). I dont debate topics like that. Saying supernatural demons exists is equal to saying: "Screw physics and science, I take the path of irrational belief and follow my own imagination rather than logical thought" I have no desire to debate people with that mindset. I personally don't place stock in things I haven't seen either. My family likes to tell such stories as if they are fact while I roll my eyes. That being said, supernatural topics can be interesting for the spookiness and mystery factor in some cases DerpHole said: No ghosts are just a figment of your imagniation. I stopped watching Discovery channel years ago when they started airing supernatural bullshit like this. Discovery pseudo-Science channel |
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Anonymous said: So thousands of years ago, there was this prince who was born with 2 penises. When he grew up he wanted to marry a woman with 2 vaginas. But he could never find her. So the prince died and still had no wife. When the prince was Dead he came bac to earth as a ghost and still continued his search to find a woman with 2 vaginas. But could still not find any. The prince started to become angry and started to fuck with people's nostrils using his 2 dicks. The moral of the story is that when we get colds and our noses are blocked up the prince is fucking with your nostrils. And the reason why we get runny noses is because the prince has ejaculated in your nose and all of his cum is running down your face. :-). |
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cabacc2 said: but its weird if someone starts to treat them as if they were more than just stories. Well I personally feel it is easy to fall into that mentality as a youngster before you know any better and continue down the path. Those are the types of things that I would dream about in my younger years before I embraced a cold rational world. |
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cabacc2 said: but its weird if someone starts to treat them as if they were more than just stories. It's weird if someone says "but there's so much [anecdotal] evidence!" |
snaphat said: cabacc2 said: but its weird if someone starts to treat them as if they were more than just stories. Well I personally feel it is easy to fall into that mentality as a youngster before you know any better and continue down the path. Those are the types of things that I would dream about in my younger years before I embraced a cold rational world. Reality isn't necessarily cold or rational. Quantum physics for example. |
cabacc2 said: rational doesnt necessarily mean cold, you know? Well you're certainly not the best example of that. /jkjkjk |
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cabacc2 said: rational doesnt necessarily mean cold, you know? It's true, but aspects of it can be considered to be cold to some degree depending on ones view point (lack of mystical things precludes God for most people for example). As Peter Mulvey says in "Words Too Small To Say": "gone are the days of the hero there’s nothing left but the one and the zero which one are you? you decide alone, the dial tone your only guide since the deicide of Neitzche and Freud left us with the void aw thank you, big fellas it was a hell of a thing to do..." I find myself captivated by that idea some of the time anyway, but I digress... cabacc2 said: physics at least has to be rational. A world with arbitrary or contradicting laws woudnt be able to exist. Thats at least what my common sense tells me... dont tell me you think that quantum physics are irrational... I'd find that hard to believe also. |
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cabacc2 said: physics at least has to be rational. A world with arbitrary or contradicting laws woudnt be able to exist. Thats at least what my common sense tells me... dont tell me you think that quantum physics are irrational... A lot of quantum physical effects are irrational based on our current understanding. They aren't necessarily irrational but they aren't necessarily rational either. Perhaps not yet rationalised is a better way to put it. |
cabacc2 said: Sapewloth said: cabacc2 said: rational doesnt necessarily mean cold, you know? Well you're certainly not the best example of that. /jkjkjk hhh.. *ego crushed* I actually pondered for three minutes whether or not I should fire that shot. Now I feel super bad. Being mean really doesn't suit me. x_x |
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idungoof said: cabacc2 said: physics at least has to be rational. A world with arbitrary or contradicting laws woudnt be able to exist. Thats at least what my common sense tells me... dont tell me you think that quantum physics are irrational... A lot of quantum physical effects are irrational based on our current understanding. They aren't necessarily irrational but they aren't necessarily rational either. Not understanding them doesn't make them irrational, it just makes them not currently understood. Just as as simple example, if I don't understand how my computer works at a fundamental level, unless I'm making assertions like "it's magic" or something, I'm not being irrational. If I recognize the fact that I don't know how it works and move on, then I'm being rational. Sapewloth said: I actually pondered for three minutes whether or not I should fire that shot. Now I feel super bad. Being mean really doesn't suit me. x_x Oy vey, Sapewloth, be strong! Your joke wasn't mean in the least! |
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