You wake up in bed with the user above next to you. What do you say? v2

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Jul 2018

564485

Morning darling, eggs for breakfast?

Mar 26, 2018 10:16 AM

#952

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Jun 2015

18435

Sure :D ma cat

Mar 26, 2018 10:21 AM

#953

Dinoe

Captain Eyepatch

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Dec 2015

830

You, get the meow out of here.

I'm trying to sleep, damnit.

I have enough stress already.

Mar 26, 2018 10:22 AM

#954

_Sofi_

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Feb 2016

2057

jeez, how many shots did I have?

Mar 26, 2018 10:57 AM

#955

lazing

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Dec 2016

466

Not enough, NEVER ENOUGH!!!!

shit!! he got me! that fucking Poly
boomed me! he's so good! (x4)

Mar 27, 2018 1:14 AM

#956

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Jun 2015

18435

Never stop meme

Emm i will move then take ur time at bed

Mar 27, 2018 5:58 AM

#957

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2888

Hey YouTube today i present to you, verfied by guinness world records adjudicator, the largest living bed bug on the planet

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Mar 27, 2018 6:02 AM

#958

Sightyping

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Mar 2018

247

Aw crapbaskets

When I remember, I can still smell your scent, you and I are the same color perfume

Mar 27, 2018 6:03 AM

#959

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Jan 2018

128

oh god i'm so going to jail please don't say anything to anyone

"That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right?
(Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different...
(Grabs their breasts) Even your cup sizes are completely different!"
Death the Kid, Shinigami

Mar 27, 2018 6:17 AM

#960

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Jul 2018

564485

Who are you?! I'm not into guys!!

Mar 27, 2018 6:57 AM

#961

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Jan 2018

128

i think the girl that was with us left a while ago with our wallets

"That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right?
(Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different...
(Grabs their breasts) Even your cup sizes are completely different!"
Death the Kid, Shinigami

Mar 27, 2018 7:06 AM

#962

Dinoe

Captain Eyepatch

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Dec 2015

830

You can stay, if you make me food.

Mar 27, 2018 7:13 AM

#963

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Dec 2017

469

Dinoe wtf

I'll keep wishing for a world where you can be happy.

Mar 27, 2018 8:06 AM

#964

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Jun 2015

18435

then

Mar 27, 2018 8:41 AM

#965

Himura-Kenshin

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Mar 2018

185

It's fine, these things happen from time to time.

The Soviet Union will revive #communism

Mar 27, 2018 8:43 AM

#966

_Sofi_

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Feb 2016

2057

Goddamnitttt

Mar 27, 2018 8:44 AM

#967

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Jul 2018

564485

Hm... Fun night?

Mar 27, 2018 8:52 AM

#968

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Dec 2017

469

You aren’t the cutest cat

I'll keep wishing for a world where you can be happy.

Mar 27, 2018 12:37 PM

#969

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Jun 2015

18435

Roroline said:

then

Mar 27, 2018 12:38 PM

#970

Cosmos

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Jun 2015

996

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Mar 27, 2018 12:39 PM

#971

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Jan 2018

128

can i get a peek of that list of yours now? :3

"That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right?
(Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different...
(Grabs their breasts) Even your cup sizes are completely different!"
Death the Kid, Shinigami

Mar 27, 2018 12:45 PM

#972

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Jul 2018

564485

Last time I checked we had some girls here. Now give me those blankets!!!!

Mar 27, 2018 12:48 PM

#973

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Dec 2017

469

TahmehBoy491 said:
You aren’t the cutest cat

I'll keep wishing for a world where you can be happy.

Mar 27, 2018 12:52 PM

#974

Mimurona

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Dec 2017

420

Excuse me,I have to make a call .

Hello?This is police?

Mar 27, 2018 12:53 PM

#975

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Jan 2018

128

yes this is the police would you like to get out of my bed

"That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right?
(Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different...
(Grabs their breasts) Even your cup sizes are completely different!"
Death the Kid, Shinigami

Mar 27, 2018 12:54 PM

#976

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Jul 2018

564485

Sure... may i have breakfast tho? I really need food and coffee.

Mar 27, 2018 12:55 PM

#977

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Jan 2018

128

you do the coffee ima make some breakfast

"That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right?
(Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different...
(Grabs their breasts) Even your cup sizes are completely different!"
Death the Kid, Shinigami

Mar 27, 2018 12:55 PM

#978

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Jul 2018

564485

Nice deal, put some clothes on tho. Your johnny is showing.

Mar 27, 2018 12:57 PM

#979

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Jan 2018

128

your tail aswell... why does it have fur?!

"That is why I prefer using you two pistols. There is symmetry to wielding you two, right?
(Getting aggravated) But when you two are in human form, your hairstyles and your heights are completely different...
(Grabs their breasts) Even your cup sizes are completely different!"
Death the Kid, Shinigami

Mar 27, 2018 12:58 PM

#980

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Jul 2018

564485

I'm a cat, how come would it not have fur??

Mar 27, 2018 1:01 PM

#981

-Elegant-

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Oct 2016

314

I hope PETA and Animal Planet didn't see this scene

Mar 27, 2018 1:08 PM

#982

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Jul 2018

564485

Leave quietly, no meows.

Mar 27, 2018 1:09 PM

#983

Pencoe

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Jul 2017

37

^^ There are framed pictures of Monika and the gang in the fridge, they have over 2486 possible replies to give, and serve food to you.

^ Hug a pet, no words are needed.

Mar 27, 2018 1:09 PM

#984

saamarium

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Apr 2017

254

you picked the wrong house fool

Mar 27, 2018 1:22 PM

#985

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Jul 2018

564485

Get out!!!!

Mar 27, 2018 5:26 PM

#986

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Dec 2017

469

TahmehBoy491 said:

TahmehBoy491 said:
You aren’t the cutest cat

I'll keep wishing for a world where you can be happy.

Mar 27, 2018 5:27 PM

#987

Sightyping

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Mar 2018

247

(((oh no)))

When I remember, I can still smell your scent, you and I are the same color perfume

Mar 27, 2018 5:28 PM

#988

FruitPunchChinpo

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Jan 2016

330

My child? why did u here?

Set by Aster

Mar 27, 2018 5:32 PM

#989

chris_101

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Mar 2015

14

WTF

...

Mar 27, 2018 7:06 PM

#990

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Jun 2015

18435

Mar 27, 2018 11:48 PM

#991

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Jul 2018

564485

Morning, Nokki needs pats ^^

Mar 28, 2018 12:04 AM

#992

assyrian

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hey qt ;)

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Mar 28, 2018 12:06 AM

#993

Deus

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Jun 2016

407

Begone THOT!

Mar 28, 2018 12:56 AM

#994

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Jul 2018

564485

Sorry, I'm an atheist.

Mar 28, 2018 4:49 AM

#995

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18435

Mar 28, 2018 4:54 AM

#996

Gator

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Mar 28, 2018 5:18 AM

#997

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Jul 2018

564485

I'm tired of paneer, I want chicken.

Mar 28, 2018 11:25 AM

#998

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Jun 2015

18435

I like to see this going but nope

Mar 28, 2018 11:26 AM

#999