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Nov 23, 2012 4:56 PM

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I have a 6yr old who I hope when he gets to that age does the same thing. Of course it would be embarrassing having to pull hm up on it but at least I know my sons healthy and it also would let me know what fetish's he's into by going thru his favorites lol

I think parents this day and age are more forgiving than those who's parents grew up with no pc at all(like mine). I remember my mom finding condoms in my wallet when I was a teen and she started to preach about aids....like you'd think the jimmies were meant to prevent that stuff
Nov 23, 2012 5:25 PM

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I really don't know wats more fun:
1) the letter of a 39 year old dad on Reddit talking to his son about porn
2) the fact that this read has (somehow) become a tread about porn storage.

Still, the letter is really awesome.
And... Well... I do undersand why 500gb are deserved for porn and how dificult is to organize it wile... Fapping.

My solution: delete all and just download those, really worthy to watch. That's how i turned 60gb of full porn into.... Less than 8gb.
Nov 23, 2012 7:18 PM

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AnnoKano said:
Nordhau5 said:
Where did you get that response from, Monad? Sounds fake, but if it is legit, man, that kid a right asshole. I'd take his computer away on the spot.


I think he wrote it himself.


lol

BloodRequiem said:
azzuRe said:
JennyEsquire said:
I remember my dad beat the shit out of me when he found porn on my phone. I remember my mom was devastated and asked if I also watched things like animal porn.

This dad is alright


Good to know that your mom is always prepared for the worst case scenario in anything, open minded mom.

There is this story about some mom in awkward situation. I couldn't stop laughing about that poor vacuum cleaner. lol. Nice mom, pretend it didn't happen but take it to the internet.


What is it with people sucking dicks with vacuum cleaners? I'm pretty sure it won't feel like a blowjob.


Hmm...yes but how sure are you? You can never be 100% sure if you don't try.
Nov 23, 2012 7:40 PM

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Monad said:
BloodRequiem said:
azzuRe said:
JennyEsquire said:
I remember my dad beat the shit out of me when he found porn on my phone. I remember my mom was devastated and asked if I also watched things like animal porn.

This dad is alright


Good to know that your mom is always prepared for the worst case scenario in anything, open minded mom.

There is this story about some mom in awkward situation. I couldn't stop laughing about that poor vacuum cleaner. lol. Nice mom, pretend it didn't happen but take it to the internet.


What is it with people sucking dicks with vacuum cleaners? I'm pretty sure it won't feel like a blowjob.


Hmm...yes but how sure are you? You can never be 100% sure if you don't try.


As a child, I was told that society is a melting pot of talents; knowledge and experience combined to form important alloys that will contribute to mankind. When I got to highschool, however, I thought that it's more like a river in which the water represents our peers while we ourselves are the stones in the river. Constant erosion by mindless majority sheeping has made us lose our unique edge. After I hit the age of 18, I realized that I've been wrong all along. Society is no melting pot. Society is no river. Society is a person, a very skilled rapist, and he has fucked us all.
Nov 23, 2012 7:53 PM

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That's awkawrd as fuck. If I was 13 and I got caught watching porn the last thing I'd want is my dad to write a letter saying he used to do it too. He should of just had a good old laugh and installed anti virus on the computer. Simple as that. Shit I hope I never have a son. Give me a cute daughter instead ;_;
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tfw Koleare keeps banning me every other day
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Nov 23, 2012 8:01 PM

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icame said:
Simple as that. Shit I hope I never have a son. Give me a cute daughter instead ;_;

Be careful what you wish for....

I'm not interested in any horrible kids right now, but if in the future I have no choice (and by this I mean, I was suckered into marriage and now I'm being suckered into kid making) I definitely do not want a girl.

Nov 23, 2012 8:01 PM

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icame said:
That's awkawrd as fuck. If I was 13 and I got caught watching porn the last thing I'd want is my dad to write a letter saying he used to do it too. He should of just had a good old laugh and installed anti virus on the computer. Simple as that. Shit I hope I never have a son. Give me a cute daughter instead ;_;


And you'll find a large number of dragon dildos under her bed.
As a child, I was told that society is a melting pot of talents; knowledge and experience combined to form important alloys that will contribute to mankind. When I got to highschool, however, I thought that it's more like a river in which the water represents our peers while we ourselves are the stones in the river. Constant erosion by mindless majority sheeping has made us lose our unique edge. After I hit the age of 18, I realized that I've been wrong all along. Society is no melting pot. Society is no river. Society is a person, a very skilled rapist, and he has fucked us all.
Nov 23, 2012 8:33 PM

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BloodRequiem said:
Kuhle said:
Nordhau5 said:
People download porn?


They do. I don't, but some people do. I'm pretty okay with whatever I can find online though.


Online porn sucks though...
No pun intended...


Depends on where you look.
Nov 23, 2012 8:34 PM

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BloodRequiem said:
icame said:
That's awkawrd as fuck. If I was 13 and I got caught watching porn the last thing I'd want is my dad to write a letter saying he used to do it too. He should of just had a good old laugh and installed anti virus on the computer. Simple as that. Shit I hope I never have a son. Give me a cute daughter instead ;_;


And you'll find a large number of dragon dildos under her bed.


pls stahp. My daughter will be a pure innocent angel ;_;
tfw no gf
tfw i keep getting the banhammer on here
tfw Koleare keeps banning me every other day
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Nov 23, 2012 8:38 PM

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This dad is pretty awesome. I don't know why some parents freak out when they find porn on their kids computer. If it was my kid i'd be worried if I didn't find any porn. Luckily my dad never really gave a shit.
Nov 23, 2012 8:39 PM

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T_LOWE said:
This dad is pretty awesome. I don't know why some parents freak out when they find porn on their kids computer. If it was my kid i'd be worried if I didn't find any porn. Luckily my dad never really gave a shit.


Because you want to know your son jerks off on the home computer that you use.
tfw no gf
tfw i keep getting the banhammer on here
tfw Koleare keeps banning me every other day
tfw I'm misunderstood by le mod
Nov 23, 2012 8:40 PM

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icame said:
pls stahp. My daughter will be a pure innocent angel ;_;

LOLOLOL!

Maybe only One dragon dildo?
Nov 24, 2012 10:17 AM

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I remember doing something similar but to my dad, when I repeatedly opened my laptop only to find questionable websites still open.
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そして 人間が大好きでした
Nov 24, 2012 10:42 AM

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That's pretty cool. I mean, I had questionable things on my computer a few years ago, and I think my mom saw it but she didn't say anything. Thankfully.

It's just porn. No need to make a big deal out of it.
Nov 24, 2012 10:48 AM

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icame said:
T_LOWE said:
This dad is pretty awesome. I don't know why some parents freak out when they find porn on their kids computer. If it was my kid i'd be worried if I didn't find any porn. Luckily my dad never really gave a shit.


Because you want to know your son jerks off on the home computer that you use.
also viruses

plus heres what i dont get, why the fuck do these kids not use the incognito function that doesnt track their history? Like seriously, that function was pretty much made for porn.

Immahnoob said:
Jizzy, I know you have no idea how to argue for shit,

tokiyashiro said:

Jizzy as you would call yourself because youre a dick The most butthurt award goes to you And clearly you havent watched that many shows thats why you cant determine if a show is unique or not Or maybe you're just a child who likes common stuffs where hero saves the day and guys gets all the girls. Sad taste you have there kid you came up to me in the first place making you look more like a kid who got slapped without me even knowing it and start crying about it to me

Nov 24, 2012 2:09 PM

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A mother found her teenage son reading h comics, started a fight -> mother reported to ??? -> found out they were bootleg translated version -> publisher/makers were arrested by police.
Dec 1, 2012 10:32 AM

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Well the dad seems kinda cool. But why download porn when there are tons of free sites that let you stream that stuff and use adblock when going on those sites.


"If the king does not lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?" - Lelouch Vi Brittania
Dec 1, 2012 8:10 PM

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monty1 said:
13 years old with 1800 dollar computer

god damn rich kids


That's how this generation is.

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Plun said:
monty1 said:
13 years old with 1800 dollar computer

god damn rich kids


That's how this generation is.


THIS.

I was heading to college when I got my first computer. I played sports, I had friends, I was involved in school activities; I didn't waste away online or playing video games. My father assured me that there will be plenty of time as an adult to not doing anything with my personal time.

The sonofabitch was right.
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