Have you ever rated an anime a 1? If so, what anime?

Nov 5, 2015 10:03 PM

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Yes, I rate trash anime a 1. Though most of them are specials/OVAs. I do have one anime rated a 1 because I got annoyed at something and decided to rate it that. Once I grow up and get over it I'll give it an appropriate rating.

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Nov 5, 2015 10:23 PM

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I only have two so far - Pupa and Mars of Destruction. I gave a rating of 2 to Skelter Heaven because I thought it was marred by the occasional minor success, but I might rethink the rating if I decide to watch it again - it is a truly memorable failure.

To me, a 1 is a masterpiece of failure - something so impressively botched that it is hard to believe that people would actually think it was a good idea to produce the show in the first place. Mars of Destruction is a textbook example of incompetence; if its creators could get something wrong, they did. Pupa looks like it is trying to be edgy and avant-garde, but it fails spectacularly and ends up being funny.

An anime that truly deserves a score of 1 is a bit of a holy grail for me. They are quite rare, but when I find one, I feel like I have stumbled onto something special. I love watching a spectacular failure. While watching Mars of Destruction and Pupa, I couldn't stop laughing. Hopefully, I will soon find another anime that fails spectacularly; I could use a good laugh.

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

Nov 5, 2015 10:36 PM

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http://myanimelist.net/animelist/Red_Keys

Nov 5, 2015 10:39 PM

#104

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Pupa.

Nov 5, 2015 10:48 PM

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7 anime.
Mars of Destruction, Skelter Heaven, Nami, Utsu Musume Sayuri, Shitcom, Mirai Nikki Redial, Abunai Sisers.
Special mention to Mirai Nikki's OVA, Redial since it's holy motherfucking shit, and Abunai Sisters for being the worst anime my eyes have witnessed.

Nov 5, 2015 10:54 PM

#106

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Isuca. I don't know your taste but School Days is above average for me.

Nov 5, 2015 11:21 PM

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I've not yet seen such an anime. The lowest I have rated Is 3, as getting through anything below that might start to affect my sanity.

Nov 5, 2015 11:50 PM

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Tylaen said:
I've not yet seen such an anime. The lowest I have rated Is 3, as getting through anything below that might start to affect my sanity.

I wouldn't be surprised if it did affect your sanity. There's a good reason why half of my 1s are labeled with the genre "dementia".

Nov 5, 2015 11:52 PM

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Tokyo Ghoul

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@Comic_Sans oh no y arnt ppl dieing i need more ppl dieing rly gud plot avansement jus liek tokyo ghoul if erbudy dies amirite

Conversations with people pinging/quoting me to argue about some old post I wrote years ago will not be entertained

Nov 5, 2015 11:52 PM

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Just you wait, once this season is over I get to pick up my virgin 1 - Diabolik Lovers More, Blood (Hahahaha, what a shitty pun!).

Nov 5, 2015 11:59 PM

#111

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Mirai Nikki (If I could give Redial a lower score than 1, I would)
Pupa
Aku no Hana
Pico Trilogy (Kind of obligatory, no hard feelings)
Discode (Fuck NTR)
Sleeping With Hinako (Literally 45 minutes of a girl sleeping)
Master of the Martial Hearts
Human Zoo
Psychic Wars (Holds the distinction of being the most boring thing I've ever watched)

I also have Naruto set at a 1/10 but honestly I haven't seen the show in years.

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Nov 6, 2015 12:23 AM

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Just rated Texhnolyze 1/10. Will see if this is temporary.

First episodes if you dont consider the rest of it are unbearable indeed.

Nov 6, 2015 12:31 AM

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CORPSE PARTY: TORTURED SOULS! WORST VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION EVER!
Comic_Sans summed it up in their tag but because I'm a major Corpse Party fan, I'm gonna rant on it(I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT SPOILERS BECAUSE THE GAME IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER):

JunkAccount101Nov 6, 2015 12:43 AM

Nov 6, 2015 12:33 AM

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no none yet if i do it will be legendary bad

"among monsters and humans, there are only two types.
Those who undergo suffering and spread it to others. And those who undergo suffering and avoid giving it to others." -Alice
“Beauty is no quality in things themselves: It exists merely in the mind which contemplates them; and each mind perceives a different beauty.” David Hume
“Evil is created when someone gives up on someone else. It appears when everyone gives up on someone as a lost cause and removes their path to salvation. Once they are cut off from everyone else, they become evil.” -Othinus

Nov 6, 2015 12:38 AM

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JewellTH said:
CORPSE PARTY: TORTURED SOULS! WORST VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION EVER!
Comic_Sans summed it up in their tag but because I'm a major Corpse Party fan, I'm gonna rant on it(I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT SPOILERS BECAUSE THE GAME IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER):
First of all, some of the character designs are weird. Like, one moment Yuka looks cute like in the game but in the next scene her face is stretched out.
Another example is Ayumi, her face is ALWAYS stretched out! Yoshiki looks too realistic ironically and looks too old for a seventeen year old, Satoshi has such a chubby face compared to the game. I mean look at this.

There's a difference. Naomi has the same issue and so does Mayu. Miss Yui and Morishige have the same issue with Yoshiki and Sachiko.. Sachiko's design.. Is passable. A little chubby and they didn't make her look badass but.. I'll buy it.

Then there's the first episode. Seiko is my favorite character for being everyone's favorite motherly lesbian. But here, her only trait is being an adorable lesbian. Sure, it's sad that she died but Seiko isn't portrayed to any of her potential in the anime unlike the game where she supports Naomi a lot. Naomi herself can be a complete bitch at times and the anime made the bucket scene look fucking retarded!
Naomi also yells at Seiko out of stress making Seiko run away crying. In the game, they got into a full conversation that Naomi kept trying to turn into a fight while she asked why she's doing what she is(Possibly under influence). There are also HALF OF THE GOD DAMN CHAPTER TAKEN OUT!
So yeah, it's 2 out of 10 so far.

..THEN THE SECOND EPISODE HAPPENED!
okay, I'll have to take a shot before I start this one.

FIRST PROBLEM IS THAT SATOSHI IS A BADASS!
WHAT THE FUCK!?
SECOND PROBLEM IS THAT YOSHIKI IS A PUSSY WHO HAS AYUMI DO ALL THE WORK!?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
THIRD PROBLEM, MISS. YUI IS STUPID AND ACTUALLY GETS MAYU KILLED!
WHY!?
FOURTH, MISS. YUI GOT MAYU KILLED BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT MAYBE MURDEROUS GHOSTS DON'T SEEM LIKE THE TYPE TO SOCIALIZE WITH!?
HUH!? IN THE GAME, NAHO USED MAYU AS A TEST TO SEE IF THE DOLL COULD KEEP THE GHOSTS FROM KILLING PEOPLE SO SHE TOLD AYUMI AND YOSHIKI THAT WOULD HELP THE GHOSTS PASS ON(Lying)AND IT ONLY ENRAGED THEM SO THEY KILLED MAYU PAINFULLY!
FIFTH, MISS. YUI GETS ATTACKED BY YOSHIKAZU!
NO, IT WAS YOSHIKI WHO GOT ATTACKED(Twice actually)AND KIDNAPPED BY YOSHIKAZU! IN THE MANGA, THIS ARC IS ACTUALLY MORE COMPLEX THAN IN THE GAME!
SIXTH, YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!
OKAY, YOU CHANGED SO MUCH AND YOU KEPT HOW YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!?
SEVENTH, YUKA AND SATOSHI TRUST SACHIKO LEADING YUKA OUTSIDE!
NO, THAT'S BULLSHIT! YUKA COULDN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER IN THE GAME AND MANGA SO HE SENT HER OUTSIDE ONLY FOR THE DIMENSIONS TO PASS OVER! IN THIS ONE, SACHIKO JUST KNOCKS SATOSHI OUT AND TAKES HIM SOMEWHERE! DID SATOSHI REALLY GET BEATEN BY A LITTLE GIRL!?
EIGHTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE DISCOVERS WHO'S CORPSE WAS STUCK TO THE WALL IN A MATTER OF SECONDS AFTER TAKING THE PICTURE!?
WHAT THE FUCK?! IN THE GAME(And Manga)IT TOOK UNTIL THE CLIMAX FOR HIM TO REALIZE IT AND MORISHIGE HAD ENCOUNTERED BOTH YUKA AND AYUMI AND YOSHIKI BEFORE THAT! HERE, HE ONLY SEES SATOSHI AND YUKA ONCE!
NINTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE TURNS INTO A MURDERER!!?
You know what? FUCK THIS GAME! MORISHIGE WASN'T EVEN ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN THE GAMES BUT I FOUND HIM INTERESTING AND CREEPY TO WATCH! HERE, HE'S A FUCKING JOKE! MORISHIGE WAS CREEPY AND ENJOYED THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS(Except for Mayu)BUT HE NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, WOULD HURT SOMEBODY! HE CHASED YUKA TO SEE HER SUFFER BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY TOUCHED HER! HE JUST WANTED TO SEE HER AFRAID SO HE MADE IT LOOK LIKE HE WOULD KILL HER! HERE, HE FLAT OUT TRIES TO KILL HER! HE'S JUST LIKE "You're gonna end up like Mayu" AND I'M LIKE "THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS GOING TO PULL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ON US!?" AND NO, HE WASN'T TRYING TO JUST SCARE YUKA, IT'S STRONGLY HINTED HE HAD KILLED SOMEONE BEFORE HER AND HE LATER ATTACKS KIZAMI AND HE SWUNG A HUGE METAL POLE AT YUKA'S HEAD INTENDING TO KILL HER! SURE, IN THE MANGA HE TRIED TO GRAB HER BUT GRABBING SOMEONE WOULDN'T FUCKING KILL THEM!
TENTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS REVEALED TO BE A PSYCHO IN 30 SECONDS!
Okay, we got to KNOW Kizami in the game! He was a hunk, he was intelligent, he wouldn't take bullshit, he's annoyed by everyone, he's trying to find his little sister(He isn't)And he had great interactions with Yuka and in the manga, Kurozaki. HERE, HE JUST SHOWS UP AND KILLS MORISHIGE!
ELEVENTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE GETS KILLED BY KIZAMI!?
NO, ONCE MORISHIGE FOUND OUT WHERE MAYU WAS, HE COMMITED SUICIDE AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW(Blood Drive revealing that he only broke his arm and Kizami convinced him to stab himself and peacefully bleed out to join Mayu)BECAUSE HE WENT INSANE! HE REALIZED MAYU'S CORPSE WAS AROUSING HIM! HE BLEW IT! HERE, NOT ONLY IS A FLANDERIZED MURDERER BUT KIZAMI KILLS HIM! HIM AND KIZAMI ONLY EVEN MET IN THE EXTRA CHAPTERS!
AND YOU'RE GIVING HIM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DEATH JUST LIKE HOW THEY CHANGED MAYU'S DEATH AND- No, that one's a few more episodes. BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP AND YOU JUST WANT TO DIG MORE HOLES! THIS IS ALREADY THE SHITTIEST ADAPTATION SEEN! SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE DANGAN RONPA ANIME FOR TAKING OUT THE FREE TIME EVENTS AND A COUPLE MORE SCENES, BUT AT LEAST IT KEPT THE SAME STORY INSTEAD OF JUST THROWING THIS BULLSHIT AT US! I BET KILLING MORISHIGE LIKE THAT WAS JUST TO BE EDGY! BECAUSE IN THE GAME, WE DIDN'T SEE HIS CORPSE, SO THEY MUST HAVE GIVEN MORISHIGE A GORY DEATH JUST TO BE EDGY! Btw, PEOPLE DON'T DIE LIKE THAT WHEN THEY GET STABBED IN THE NECK!
TWELFTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS CRAZY FOR THE SAKE OF IT!
Okay, that's not entirely true. In the game, he was a child that took pleasure in death so he tortured animals and tried to skin Kurozaki's hamster. He also hated people because they were stupid to him and he loathed his older sister because she scolded him too much so he wants a little sister. Then, he goes into a school full of despair and he sees a little girl... His sadistic nature pretty much exploded. In the anime, HE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN! HE'S JUST SOMEONE SACHIKO CREATED TO TRY AND KILL YUKA! DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS?!
THIRTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI DOESN'T HELP AYUMI ONCE!
ANYONE WHO'S PLAYED THE GAME KNOWS THAT YOSHIKI PROTECTS AYUMI BECAUSE SHE IS DEAR TO HIM! HERE, AYUMI SAVES HERSELF WHILE YOSHIKI JUST GETS KNOCKED OUT(From getting pushed over btw)OR PUSSIES OUT FORCING AYUMI TO SAVE HERSELF MAKING HIM LOOK UNGRATEFUL!
FOURTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI HELP ALL THREE GHOSTS IN A MATTER OF TWO SECONDS!
I'M NOT KIDDING, THEY GIVE RYOU HIS TONGUE BACK, AND THEN NEXT TIME WE SEE THE TWO, ALL OF THE GHOSTS WERE HELPED!
FIFTEENTH OF ALL, NOT A SINGLE FUCKING CHARACTER INTERACTION!
NO, THAT SCENE WERE AYUMI AND YOSHIKI SPOKE ON THE STAIRS DOESN'T COUNT! THAT WAS THEM DISCUSSING THE PLAN, NOT LETTING THEIR PERSONALITIES AND RELATIONSHIPS PLAY OFF OF EACH OTHER! I THINK THE ONLY TIME WE HAD AN INTERACTION WAS IN EPISODE 1 WHERE SEIKO SPOKE NAOMI ON THE BED HOLDING UP SEIKO'S DEATH FLAG!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS, THE GAME HAD A LOT OF CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T EVEN IN CHAPTER 2! WHERE'S KUROZAKI?! WHERE'S FUKUROI AND MITSUKI!? WHERE ARE THE OTHER BYAKUDEN KIDS!? WHERE'S TAGUCHI!? DON'T ADAPT BLOOD DRIVE ANYTIME SOON WRITERS, YOU'LL TAKE OUT MISUTO AND MAKE MISS. KUON A JAMAICAN MAN!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, EVERYONE IS OUT OF CHARACTER EXCEPT FOR YUKA!
I ALREADY HANDLED MOST OF THEM BUT YUKA ACTS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE SHE DOES IN THE GAMES HERE, SO THAT'S GOOD BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS FUCKING RETARDED! ESPECIALLY MORISHIGE AND YOSHIKI!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, THE TRANSITIONS ARE SHIT!
IN THE GAME, THERE WAS A MUCH SLOWER PACING SO CHARACTERS COULD MEET UP EASIER AND EVENTS COULD HAPPEN LATER AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT CAN BE MADE! HERE, IT'S A FUCKING RIDE! YUKA GETS DITCHED BY SATOSHI, SO SHE FINDS MORISHIGE, YUKA HIDES FROM MORISHIGE TO FIND KIZAMI IMMEDIATELY AFTER! THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR THE ENTIRE EPISODE PEOPLE!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! NOT EVEN A HINT!
DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE!
So that's SEVENTEEN MAJOR PROBLEMS IS JUST ONE FUCKING EPISODE! This aren't just problems that I easily noticed, these are MAAAAAAAAAJOR PROBLEMS WITH THE STORY!

And then.. There's the third episode... Oh god no! Oh fuck no! We are not doing that episode! *deep breathe* OKAY, LET'S DO THIS! THEY CAN'T FUCK UP THIS ADAPTATION MORE!
Satoshi's being a retard, okay.
Satoshi's finds Naomi all fine despite in the game he found her HANGING HERSELF AND HE HAD TO SAVE HER!
Naomi will show Satoshi Seiko's Corpse? Okay and- *LOLS* WHAT THE FUCK!? XD WHY IS SEIKO BLEEDING FROM HER EYES! SHE WASN'T LIKE THAT BEFORE! AND WHY IS EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR HER NECK BEATEN!? XD IN THE GAME IN THE MANGA, SHE JUST HAD AN INJURY ON HER NECK! XD
Okay, after that unintentionally hilarious scene, Yuka's getting chased by Kizami. Awesome! This scene was so fucking epic in the game- AAAAND it lasts less than 15 seconds, takes out Kizami's fantastic lines and have Yoshikazu hit him on the head with a hammer. How anti-climactic. Also, in the game, Sachiko wanted to get to Yuka before Kizami so she got Yoshikazu to skin him alive. Here, Yoshikazu just wants Sachiko's love and attention XD
Oh god, normally, I'd be complaining at the top of my lungs but the second episode was bad enough that I've calmed down.
So Yoshiki and Ayumi make it back and Yuki shows Ayumi her memories. Oh god, this nightmare fuel scene! I love this fucking scene! It's so scary and it gave me nightmares for weeks........
AND THEY USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO BE FUCKING EDGY! THEY SHOW THE TONGUES GETTING CUT OFF(They were torn out in the game though wtf)AND THEY SHOW EYES GETTING STABBED WITH SCISSORS BEFORE THE TRUE MURDERER IS REVEALED! IN THE GAME, WE ONLY HEARD NOISES AND THE SCREAMS OF CHILDREN! WE KNEW HOW THEY DIED FROM THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE BUT IT WAS SLOWLY BUILDING UP TO AYUMI GETTING SLAUGHTERED!
ALSO, SHOWING AYUMI'S SLAUGHTER IS SO STUPID! IF WE SAW IT IN FIRST PERSON, IT'D BE BETTER! SURE, THE MANGA DIDN'T DO THAT BUT IT KEPT THE SLAUGHTER DONE RIGHT! AYUMI IN THE ANIME HAD HER EYE TAKEN OUT! WHAT HAPPENED IN THE GAME!? IT WAS SMASHED IN WITH SCISSORS UNTIL HER EYE TURNED INTO SOMETHING THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SOUP! IT WAS MORE DESCRIPTIVE BUT THAT WAS THE IDEA OF IT! HERE, THEY JUST RIP OUT HER EYE! WOW, YOU WANT TO BE EDGY AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KEEP A DARKER DEATH!
Okay, so after that bullshit, Satoshi is suddenly a badass.
WHAT!?
We see Ayumi wake up, the story goes as it should be with animation that tbh, looks better in the game full of pixels, and then.. WAIT! WAIT! WAAAAAIT A FUUUUUCK!
YOSHIKI FIGHTS WITH AYUMI AND PUSSIES OUT!? THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE GAME! IT HAPPENED IN A CERTAIN ENDING AND IN THE MANGA BUT HE HAD A MUCH BETTER REASON THAN "I'm scared!!" HE JUST WANTED TO PROTECT AYUMI! HE WAS WILLING TO GO HIMSELF BUT AS HE STATES IN BLOOD DRIVE, SHE HAS CHEATED DEATH TOO MANY TIMES! IF SHE WENT BACK, SHE'D ALMOST CERTAINLY DIE! ALSO, AYUMI DITCHES HIM AND HIS REACTION IS "Dammit!" HE WAS ON THE VERGE OF TEARS IN THE MANGA AND GAME!
OKAY, SO BULLSHIT HAS ALREADY COME BACK!
But you know, maybe it'll take the manga route from here, maybe Yoshiki will go back to the school. Maybe- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
KIZAMI GOT SKINNED ALIVE AND KIDNAPPED YUKA!? AND THEN HE CONSTANTLY TORTURED HER! THIS... THIS NEVER HAPPENED! GAME OR MANGA! AND HE.. RIPPED OUT HER EYE!? AND HE.. STABBED HER REPEATEDLY!? WHAT THE FUCK!?
WHAT'S THAT SATOSHI PRICK DOING WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING!? OKAY, SO HE KNOWS SOMETHING'S UP WITH YUKA! WAIT, WHY DID NAOMI STAY BEHIND!? OH WELL, JUST SAVE YUKA! KEEP ONE THING IN THIS FUCKING ANIME CANNON!
WAIT, YOSHIKI CAME BACK! HORRAY! MAYBE THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING WITH THIS! HE.. KNOCKED OFF KIZAMI'S HEAD WITH A POLE!? OKAY THEN, THAT'S STUPID BUT WHATEVER, JUST- AYUMI FINDS HIM! GREAT! IS THIS FINALLY GONNA GO INTO A DECENT DIRE-
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WHAT. THE. LIVING. FUCK!?
You writers.. Had the BALLS... To KILL OFF YOSHIKI IN A TERRIBLE AND RUSHED MANNER!? And not only that... BUT YUKA ALSO DIES ANYWAYS!
I. CALL. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT! IN THE GAME, THESE TWO LIVED! YOSHIKI AND YUKA NEVER DIED! IN FACT, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI WERE THE MAIN CHARACTERS! AND HERE, YOSHIKI'S A SIDE CHARACTER WHILE SATOSHIT TAKES HIS PLACE! NOT TO PISS OF SATOSHI FANS BUT... YOSHIKI IS MUCH BETTER CHARACTER! HE'S ACTUALLY INTERESTING AND HAS A PERSONALITY! WELL, HERE HIS ONLY TRAIT IS BEING A DICK BUT WHATEVER!
YUKA DIES!? YUKA AND YOSHIKI DIE!?
YOU FUCKING WOT M8! NOBODY KILLS OFF YUKA AND YOSHIKI! WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WILL YOU THROW AT US OVA!? HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU FUCK UP THE PLOT IN THE LAST EPISODE!

Well, this is a very long rant so I'll just sum up the final episode quickly as I can.
The episode is a rushed version of chapter 5(And I mean really rushed)except Yuka and Yoshiki aren't even there because they're dead. Miss. Yui shows up with no explanation on how Yoshikazu didn't kill her and talks with Ayumi. He dies a hilarious death that's NOTHING LIKE THE GAME AT ALL! But considering what else this bullshit pulled, I'm not surprised they did that to her.
Seiko's corpse is still unrealistically edgy. They fucked up the scene where Seiko saves Naomi(My favorite scene in the game that made me shed tears, thanks you prick writers)by making it under 20 seconds and since we didn't give a shit about anyone due to every hint of character development being removed, and the climax happened. Okay, so unlike the game, it's an action scene. Alright, I can buy that. It harmless compared to the shit that they already had done.

AND THEN THERE'S THE ENDING!
Going into this, I'll say I hate Satoshi. He's bland dense fuck who only slows the characters down and can't figure out when someone likes him including his own sister.
BUT I WASN'T OKAY WITH A FUCKING TWIST ENDING THAT COMPLETELY GOES AWAY FROM THE GAME DESTROYING THE BITTERSWEET ENDING ABOUT SEIKO AND NAOMI THAT SATOSHI MERELY PARTICIPATED IN AND MAKE IT SATOSHI ENDING UP IN KIZAMI'S SCHOOL(Despite him working for Sachiko, yay plot holes)AND NAOMI AND AYUMI RIPPING OFF HIS FUCKING ARMS WITH BUILD UP WHATSOEVER AS SATOSHI BLEEDS TO DEATH AT KIZAMI'S NON EXISTENT SCHOOL WHILE AYUMI AND NAOMI WATCH HIS ARMS IN THE CLASSROOM!

Then it ends.

One word:
BULLSHIT!
I hope corpse party gets a 12 episode reboot anime and possibly a second season for blood drive and it'll follow the plot and character development of the game! BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF SHIT MADE PEOPLE GO "Oh, so this happened in the game" WHEN NONE OF IT FUCKING DID!
I HOPE NOBODY WATCHES THIS PIECE OF SHIT WITHOUT PLAYING THE GAME FIRST! THERE WERE PROBLEMS I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ON HERE!

woah man
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chill

Nov 6, 2015 12:39 AM

#116

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AzureDaora said:

JewellTH said:
CORPSE PARTY: TORTURED SOULS! WORST VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION EVER!
Comic_Sans summed it up in their tag but because I'm a major Corpse Party fan, I'm gonna rant on it(I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT SPOILERS BECAUSE THE GAME IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER):
First of all, some of the character designs are weird. Like, one moment Yuka looks cute like in the game but in the next scene her face is stretched out.
Another example is Ayumi, her face is ALWAYS stretched out! Yoshiki looks too realistic ironically and looks too old for a seventeen year old, Satoshi has such a chubby face compared to the game. I mean look at this.

There's a difference. Naomi has the same issue and so does Mayu. Miss Yui and Morishige have the same issue with Yoshiki and Sachiko.. Sachiko's design.. Is passable. A little chubby and they didn't make her look badass but.. I'll buy it.

Then there's the first episode. Seiko is my favorite character for being everyone's favorite motherly lesbian. But here, her only trait is being an adorable lesbian. Sure, it's sad that she died but Seiko isn't portrayed to any of her potential in the anime unlike the game where she supports Naomi a lot. Naomi herself can be a complete bitch at times and the anime made the bucket scene look fucking retarded!
Naomi also yells at Seiko out of stress making Seiko run away crying. In the game, they got into a full conversation that Naomi kept trying to turn into a fight while she asked why she's doing what she is(Possibly under influence). There are also HALF OF THE GOD DAMN CHAPTER TAKEN OUT!
So yeah, it's 2 out of 10 so far.

..THEN THE SECOND EPISODE HAPPENED!
okay, I'll have to take a shot before I start this one.

FIRST PROBLEM IS THAT SATOSHI IS A BADASS!
WHAT THE FUCK!?
SECOND PROBLEM IS THAT YOSHIKI IS A PUSSY WHO HAS AYUMI DO ALL THE WORK!?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
THIRD PROBLEM, MISS. YUI IS STUPID AND ACTUALLY GETS MAYU KILLED!
WHY!?
FOURTH, MISS. YUI GOT MAYU KILLED BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT MAYBE MURDEROUS GHOSTS DON'T SEEM LIKE THE TYPE TO SOCIALIZE WITH!?
HUH!? IN THE GAME, NAHO USED MAYU AS A TEST TO SEE IF THE DOLL COULD KEEP THE GHOSTS FROM KILLING PEOPLE SO SHE TOLD AYUMI AND YOSHIKI THAT WOULD HELP THE GHOSTS PASS ON(Lying)AND IT ONLY ENRAGED THEM SO THEY KILLED MAYU PAINFULLY!
FIFTH, MISS. YUI GETS ATTACKED BY YOSHIKAZU!
NO, IT WAS YOSHIKI WHO GOT ATTACKED(Twice actually)AND KIDNAPPED BY YOSHIKAZU! IN THE MANGA, THIS ARC IS ACTUALLY MORE COMPLEX THAN IN THE GAME!
SIXTH, YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!
OKAY, YOU CHANGED SO MUCH AND YOU KEPT HOW YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!?
SEVENTH, YUKA AND SATOSHI TRUST SACHIKO LEADING YUKA OUTSIDE!
NO, THAT'S BULLSHIT! YUKA COULDN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER IN THE GAME AND MANGA SO HE SENT HER OUTSIDE ONLY FOR THE DIMENSIONS TO PASS OVER! IN THIS ONE, SACHIKO JUST KNOCKS SATOSHI OUT AND TAKES HIM SOMEWHERE! DID SATOSHI REALLY GET BEATEN BY A LITTLE GIRL!?
EIGHTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE DISCOVERS WHO'S CORPSE WAS STUCK TO THE WALL IN A MATTER OF SECONDS AFTER TAKING THE PICTURE!?
WHAT THE FUCK?! IN THE GAME(And Manga)IT TOOK UNTIL THE CLIMAX FOR HIM TO REALIZE IT AND MORISHIGE HAD ENCOUNTERED BOTH YUKA AND AYUMI AND YOSHIKI BEFORE THAT! HERE, HE ONLY SEES SATOSHI AND YUKA ONCE!
NINTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE TURNS INTO A MURDERER!!?
You know what? FUCK THIS GAME! MORISHIGE WASN'T EVEN ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN THE GAMES BUT I FOUND HIM INTERESTING AND CREEPY TO WATCH! HERE, HE'S A FUCKING JOKE! MORISHIGE WAS CREEPY AND ENJOYED THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS(Except for Mayu)BUT HE NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, WOULD HURT SOMEBODY! HE CHASED YUKA TO SEE HER SUFFER BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY TOUCHED HER! HE JUST WANTED TO SEE HER AFRAID SO HE MADE IT LOOK LIKE HE WOULD KILL HER! HERE, HE FLAT OUT TRIES TO KILL HER! HE'S JUST LIKE "You're gonna end up like Mayu" AND I'M LIKE "THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS GOING TO PULL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ON US!?" AND NO, HE WASN'T TRYING TO JUST SCARE YUKA, IT'S STRONGLY HINTED HE HAD KILLED SOMEONE BEFORE HER AND HE LATER ATTACKS KIZAMI AND HE SWUNG A HUGE METAL POLE AT YUKA'S HEAD INTENDING TO KILL HER! SURE, IN THE MANGA HE TRIED TO GRAB HER BUT GRABBING SOMEONE WOULDN'T FUCKING KILL THEM!
TENTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS REVEALED TO BE A PSYCHO IN 30 SECONDS!
Okay, we got to KNOW Kizami in the game! He was a hunk, he was intelligent, he wouldn't take bullshit, he's annoyed by everyone, he's trying to find his little sister(He isn't)And he had great interactions with Yuka and in the manga, Kurozaki. HERE, HE JUST SHOWS UP AND KILLS MORISHIGE!
ELEVENTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE GETS KILLED BY KIZAMI!?
NO, ONCE MORISHIGE FOUND OUT WHERE MAYU WAS, HE COMMITED SUICIDE AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW(Blood Drive revealing that he only broke his arm and Kizami convinced him to stab himself and peacefully bleed out to join Mayu)BECAUSE HE WENT INSANE! HE REALIZED MAYU'S CORPSE WAS AROUSING HIM! HE BLEW IT! HERE, NOT ONLY IS A FLANDERIZED MURDERER BUT KIZAMI KILLS HIM! HIM AND KIZAMI ONLY EVEN MET IN THE EXTRA CHAPTERS!
AND YOU'RE GIVING HIM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DEATH JUST LIKE HOW THEY CHANGED MAYU'S DEATH AND- No, that one's a few more episodes. BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP AND YOU JUST WANT TO DIG MORE HOLES! THIS IS ALREADY THE SHITTIEST ADAPTATION SEEN! SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE DANGAN RONPA ANIME FOR TAKING OUT THE FREE TIME EVENTS AND A COUPLE MORE SCENES, BUT AT LEAST IT KEPT THE SAME STORY INSTEAD OF JUST THROWING THIS BULLSHIT AT US! I BET KILLING MORISHIGE LIKE THAT WAS JUST TO BE EDGY! BECAUSE IN THE GAME, WE DIDN'T SEE HIS CORPSE, SO THEY MUST HAVE GIVEN MORISHIGE A GORY DEATH JUST TO BE EDGY! Btw, PEOPLE DON'T DIE LIKE THAT WHEN THEY GET STABBED IN THE NECK!
TWELFTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS CRAZY FOR THE SAKE OF IT!
Okay, that's not entirely true. In the game, he was a child that took pleasure in death so he tortured animals and tried to skin Kurozaki's hamster. He also hated people because they were stupid to him and he loathed his older sister because she scolded him too much so he wants a little sister. Then, he goes into a school full of despair and he sees a little girl... His sadistic nature pretty much exploded. In the anime, HE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN! HE'S JUST SOMEONE SACHIKO CREATED TO TRY AND KILL YUKA! DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS?!
THIRTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI DOESN'T HELP AYUMI ONCE!
ANYONE WHO'S PLAYED THE GAME KNOWS THAT YOSHIKI PROTECTS AYUMI BECAUSE SHE IS DEAR TO HIM! HERE, AYUMI SAVES HERSELF WHILE YOSHIKI JUST GETS KNOCKED OUT(From getting pushed over btw)OR PUSSIES OUT FORCING AYUMI TO SAVE HERSELF MAKING HIM LOOK UNGRATEFUL!
FOURTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI HELP ALL THREE GHOSTS IN A MATTER OF TWO SECONDS!
I'M NOT KIDDING, THEY GIVE RYOU HIS TONGUE BACK, AND THEN NEXT TIME WE SEE THE TWO, ALL OF THE GHOSTS WERE HELPED!
FIFTEENTH OF ALL, NOT A SINGLE FUCKING CHARACTER INTERACTION!
NO, THAT SCENE WERE AYUMI AND YOSHIKI SPOKE ON THE STAIRS DOESN'T COUNT! THAT WAS THEM DISCUSSING THE PLAN, NOT LETTING THEIR PERSONALITIES AND RELATIONSHIPS PLAY OFF OF EACH OTHER! I THINK THE ONLY TIME WE HAD AN INTERACTION WAS IN EPISODE 1 WHERE SEIKO SPOKE NAOMI ON THE BED HOLDING UP SEIKO'S DEATH FLAG!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS, THE GAME HAD A LOT OF CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T EVEN IN CHAPTER 2! WHERE'S KUROZAKI?! WHERE'S FUKUROI AND MITSUKI!? WHERE ARE THE OTHER BYAKUDEN KIDS!? WHERE'S TAGUCHI!? DON'T ADAPT BLOOD DRIVE ANYTIME SOON WRITERS, YOU'LL TAKE OUT MISUTO AND MAKE MISS. KUON A JAMAICAN MAN!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, EVERYONE IS OUT OF CHARACTER EXCEPT FOR YUKA!
I ALREADY HANDLED MOST OF THEM BUT YUKA ACTS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE SHE DOES IN THE GAMES HERE, SO THAT'S GOOD BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS FUCKING RETARDED! ESPECIALLY MORISHIGE AND YOSHIKI!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, THE TRANSITIONS ARE SHIT!
IN THE GAME, THERE WAS A MUCH SLOWER PACING SO CHARACTERS COULD MEET UP EASIER AND EVENTS COULD HAPPEN LATER AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT CAN BE MADE! HERE, IT'S A FUCKING RIDE! YUKA GETS DITCHED BY SATOSHI, SO SHE FINDS MORISHIGE, YUKA HIDES FROM MORISHIGE TO FIND KIZAMI IMMEDIATELY AFTER! THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR THE ENTIRE EPISODE PEOPLE!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! NOT EVEN A HINT!
DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE!
So that's SEVENTEEN MAJOR PROBLEMS IS JUST ONE FUCKING EPISODE! This aren't just problems that I easily noticed, these are MAAAAAAAAAJOR PROBLEMS WITH THE STORY!

And then.. There's the third episode... Oh god no! Oh fuck no! We are not doing that episode! *deep breathe* OKAY, LET'S DO THIS! THEY CAN'T FUCK UP THIS ADAPTATION MORE!
Satoshi's being a retard, okay.
Satoshi's finds Naomi all fine despite in the game he found her HANGING HERSELF AND HE HAD TO SAVE HER!
Naomi will show Satoshi Seiko's Corpse? Okay and- *LOLS* WHAT THE FUCK!? XD WHY IS SEIKO BLEEDING FROM HER EYES! SHE WASN'T LIKE THAT BEFORE! AND WHY IS EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR HER NECK BEATEN!? XD IN THE GAME IN THE MANGA, SHE JUST HAD AN INJURY ON HER NECK! XD
Okay, after that unintentionally hilarious scene, Yuka's getting chased by Kizami. Awesome! This scene was so fucking epic in the game- AAAAND it lasts less than 15 seconds, takes out Kizami's fantastic lines and have Yoshikazu hit him on the head with a hammer. How anti-climactic. Also, in the game, Sachiko wanted to get to Yuka before Kizami so she got Yoshikazu to skin him alive. Here, Yoshikazu just wants Sachiko's love and attention XD
Oh god, normally, I'd be complaining at the top of my lungs but the second episode was bad enough that I've calmed down.
So Yoshiki and Ayumi make it back and Yuki shows Ayumi her memories. Oh god, this nightmare fuel scene! I love this fucking scene! It's so scary and it gave me nightmares for weeks........
AND THEY USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO BE FUCKING EDGY! THEY SHOW THE TONGUES GETTING CUT OFF(They were torn out in the game though wtf)AND THEY SHOW EYES GETTING STABBED WITH SCISSORS BEFORE THE TRUE MURDERER IS REVEALED! IN THE GAME, WE ONLY HEARD NOISES AND THE SCREAMS OF CHILDREN! WE KNEW HOW THEY DIED FROM THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE BUT IT WAS SLOWLY BUILDING UP TO AYUMI GETTING SLAUGHTERED!
ALSO, SHOWING AYUMI'S SLAUGHTER IS SO STUPID! IF WE SAW IT IN FIRST PERSON, IT'D BE BETTER! SURE, THE MANGA DIDN'T DO THAT BUT IT KEPT THE SLAUGHTER DONE RIGHT! AYUMI IN THE ANIME HAD HER EYE TAKEN OUT! WHAT HAPPENED IN THE GAME!? IT WAS SMASHED IN WITH SCISSORS UNTIL HER EYE TURNED INTO SOMETHING THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SOUP! IT WAS MORE DESCRIPTIVE BUT THAT WAS THE IDEA OF IT! HERE, THEY JUST RIP OUT HER EYE! WOW, YOU WANT TO BE EDGY AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KEEP A DARKER DEATH!
Okay, so after that bullshit, Satoshi is suddenly a badass.
WHAT!?
We see Ayumi wake up, the story goes as it should be with animation that tbh, looks better in the game full of pixels, and then.. WAIT! WAIT! WAAAAAIT A FUUUUUCK!
YOSHIKI FIGHTS WITH AYUMI AND PUSSIES OUT!? THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE GAME! IT HAPPENED IN A CERTAIN ENDING AND IN THE MANGA BUT HE HAD A MUCH BETTER REASON THAN "I'm scared!!" HE JUST WANTED TO PROTECT AYUMI! HE WAS WILLING TO GO HIMSELF BUT AS HE STATES IN BLOOD DRIVE, SHE HAS CHEATED DEATH TOO MANY TIMES! IF SHE WENT BACK, SHE'D ALMOST CERTAINLY DIE! ALSO, AYUMI DITCHES HIM AND HIS REACTION IS "Dammit!" HE WAS ON THE VERGE OF TEARS IN THE MANGA AND GAME!
OKAY, SO BULLSHIT HAS ALREADY COME BACK!
But you know, maybe it'll take the manga route from here, maybe Yoshiki will go back to the school. Maybe- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
KIZAMI GOT SKINNED ALIVE AND KIDNAPPED YUKA!? AND THEN HE CONSTANTLY TORTURED HER! THIS... THIS NEVER HAPPENED! GAME OR MANGA! AND HE.. RIPPED OUT HER EYE!? AND HE.. STABBED HER REPEATEDLY!? WHAT THE FUCK!?
WHAT'S THAT SATOSHI PRICK DOING WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING!? OKAY, SO HE KNOWS SOMETHING'S UP WITH YUKA! WAIT, WHY DID NAOMI STAY BEHIND!? OH WELL, JUST SAVE YUKA! KEEP ONE THING IN THIS FUCKING ANIME CANNON!
WAIT, YOSHIKI CAME BACK! HORRAY! MAYBE THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING WITH THIS! HE.. KNOCKED OFF KIZAMI'S HEAD WITH A POLE!? OKAY THEN, THAT'S STUPID BUT WHATEVER, JUST- AYUMI FINDS HIM! GREAT! IS THIS FINALLY GONNA GO INTO A DECENT DIRE-
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WHAT. THE. LIVING. FUCK!?
You writers.. Had the BALLS... To KILL OFF YOSHIKI IN A TERRIBLE AND RUSHED MANNER!? And not only that... BUT YUKA ALSO DIES ANYWAYS!
I. CALL. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT! IN THE GAME, THESE TWO LIVED! YOSHIKI AND YUKA NEVER DIED! IN FACT, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI WERE THE MAIN CHARACTERS! AND HERE, YOSHIKI'S A SIDE CHARACTER WHILE SATOSHIT TAKES HIS PLACE! NOT TO PISS OF SATOSHI FANS BUT... YOSHIKI IS MUCH BETTER CHARACTER! HE'S ACTUALLY INTERESTING AND HAS A PERSONALITY! WELL, HERE HIS ONLY TRAIT IS BEING A DICK BUT WHATEVER!
YUKA DIES!? YUKA AND YOSHIKI DIE!?
YOU FUCKING WOT M8! NOBODY KILLS OFF YUKA AND YOSHIKI! WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WILL YOU THROW AT US OVA!? HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU FUCK UP THE PLOT IN THE LAST EPISODE!

Well, this is a very long rant so I'll just sum up the final episode quickly as I can.
The episode is a rushed version of chapter 5(And I mean really rushed)except Yuka and Yoshiki aren't even there because they're dead. Miss. Yui shows up with no explanation on how Yoshikazu didn't kill her and talks with Ayumi. He dies a hilarious death that's NOTHING LIKE THE GAME AT ALL! But considering what else this bullshit pulled, I'm not surprised they did that to her.
Seiko's corpse is still unrealistically edgy. They fucked up the scene where Seiko saves Naomi(My favorite scene in the game that made me shed tears, thanks you prick writers)by making it under 20 seconds and since we didn't give a shit about anyone due to every hint of character development being removed, and the climax happened. Okay, so unlike the game, it's an action scene. Alright, I can buy that. It harmless compared to the shit that they already had done.

AND THEN THERE'S THE ENDING!
Going into this, I'll say I hate Satoshi. He's bland dense fuck who only slows the characters down and can't figure out when someone likes him including his own sister.
BUT I WASN'T OKAY WITH A FUCKING TWIST ENDING THAT COMPLETELY GOES AWAY FROM THE GAME DESTROYING THE BITTERSWEET ENDING ABOUT SEIKO AND NAOMI THAT SATOSHI MERELY PARTICIPATED IN AND MAKE IT SATOSHI ENDING UP IN KIZAMI'S SCHOOL(Despite him working for Sachiko, yay plot holes)AND NAOMI AND AYUMI RIPPING OFF HIS FUCKING ARMS WITH BUILD UP WHATSOEVER AS SATOSHI BLEEDS TO DEATH AT KIZAMI'S NON EXISTENT SCHOOL WHILE AYUMI AND NAOMI WATCH HIS ARMS IN THE CLASSROOM!

Then it ends.

One word:
BULLSHIT!
I hope corpse party gets a 12 episode reboot anime and possibly a second season for blood drive and it'll follow the plot and character development of the game! BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF SHIT MADE PEOPLE GO "Oh, so this happened in the game" WHEN NONE OF IT FUCKING DID!
I HOPE NOBODY WATCHES THIS PIECE OF SHIT WITHOUT PLAYING THE GAME FIRST! THERE WERE PROBLEMS I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ON HERE!

woah man
woah
chill

I can't. This is the worst piece of shit insult I've ever had to sit through.

Nov 6, 2015 12:40 AM

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AzureDaora said:

JewellTH said:
CORPSE PARTY: TORTURED SOULS! WORST VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION EVER!
Comic_Sans summed it up in their tag but because I'm a major Corpse Party fan, I'm gonna rant on it(I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT SPOILERS BECAUSE THE GAME IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER):
First of all, some of the character designs are weird. Like, one moment Yuka looks cute like in the game but in the next scene her face is stretched out.
Another example is Ayumi, her face is ALWAYS stretched out! Yoshiki looks too realistic ironically and looks too old for a seventeen year old, Satoshi has such a chubby face compared to the game. I mean look at this.

There's a difference. Naomi has the same issue and so does Mayu. Miss Yui and Morishige have the same issue with Yoshiki and Sachiko.. Sachiko's design.. Is passable. A little chubby and they didn't make her look badass but.. I'll buy it.

Then there's the first episode. Seiko is my favorite character for being everyone's favorite motherly lesbian. But here, her only trait is being an adorable lesbian. Sure, it's sad that she died but Seiko isn't portrayed to any of her potential in the anime unlike the game where she supports Naomi a lot. Naomi herself can be a complete bitch at times and the anime made the bucket scene look fucking retarded!
Naomi also yells at Seiko out of stress making Seiko run away crying. In the game, they got into a full conversation that Naomi kept trying to turn into a fight while she asked why she's doing what she is(Possibly under influence). There are also HALF OF THE GOD DAMN CHAPTER TAKEN OUT!
So yeah, it's 2 out of 10 so far.

..THEN THE SECOND EPISODE HAPPENED!
okay, I'll have to take a shot before I start this one.

FIRST PROBLEM IS THAT SATOSHI IS A BADASS!
WHAT THE FUCK!?
SECOND PROBLEM IS THAT YOSHIKI IS A PUSSY WHO HAS AYUMI DO ALL THE WORK!?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
THIRD PROBLEM, MISS. YUI IS STUPID AND ACTUALLY GETS MAYU KILLED!
WHY!?
FOURTH, MISS. YUI GOT MAYU KILLED BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT MAYBE MURDEROUS GHOSTS DON'T SEEM LIKE THE TYPE TO SOCIALIZE WITH!?
HUH!? IN THE GAME, NAHO USED MAYU AS A TEST TO SEE IF THE DOLL COULD KEEP THE GHOSTS FROM KILLING PEOPLE SO SHE TOLD AYUMI AND YOSHIKI THAT WOULD HELP THE GHOSTS PASS ON(Lying)AND IT ONLY ENRAGED THEM SO THEY KILLED MAYU PAINFULLY!
FIFTH, MISS. YUI GETS ATTACKED BY YOSHIKAZU!
NO, IT WAS YOSHIKI WHO GOT ATTACKED(Twice actually)AND KIDNAPPED BY YOSHIKAZU! IN THE MANGA, THIS ARC IS ACTUALLY MORE COMPLEX THAN IN THE GAME!
SIXTH, YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!
OKAY, YOU CHANGED SO MUCH AND YOU KEPT HOW YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!?
SEVENTH, YUKA AND SATOSHI TRUST SACHIKO LEADING YUKA OUTSIDE!
NO, THAT'S BULLSHIT! YUKA COULDN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER IN THE GAME AND MANGA SO HE SENT HER OUTSIDE ONLY FOR THE DIMENSIONS TO PASS OVER! IN THIS ONE, SACHIKO JUST KNOCKS SATOSHI OUT AND TAKES HIM SOMEWHERE! DID SATOSHI REALLY GET BEATEN BY A LITTLE GIRL!?
EIGHTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE DISCOVERS WHO'S CORPSE WAS STUCK TO THE WALL IN A MATTER OF SECONDS AFTER TAKING THE PICTURE!?
WHAT THE FUCK?! IN THE GAME(And Manga)IT TOOK UNTIL THE CLIMAX FOR HIM TO REALIZE IT AND MORISHIGE HAD ENCOUNTERED BOTH YUKA AND AYUMI AND YOSHIKI BEFORE THAT! HERE, HE ONLY SEES SATOSHI AND YUKA ONCE!
NINTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE TURNS INTO A MURDERER!!?
You know what? FUCK THIS GAME! MORISHIGE WASN'T EVEN ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN THE GAMES BUT I FOUND HIM INTERESTING AND CREEPY TO WATCH! HERE, HE'S A FUCKING JOKE! MORISHIGE WAS CREEPY AND ENJOYED THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS(Except for Mayu)BUT HE NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, WOULD HURT SOMEBODY! HE CHASED YUKA TO SEE HER SUFFER BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY TOUCHED HER! HE JUST WANTED TO SEE HER AFRAID SO HE MADE IT LOOK LIKE HE WOULD KILL HER! HERE, HE FLAT OUT TRIES TO KILL HER! HE'S JUST LIKE "You're gonna end up like Mayu" AND I'M LIKE "THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS GOING TO PULL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ON US!?" AND NO, HE WASN'T TRYING TO JUST SCARE YUKA, IT'S STRONGLY HINTED HE HAD KILLED SOMEONE BEFORE HER AND HE LATER ATTACKS KIZAMI AND HE SWUNG A HUGE METAL POLE AT YUKA'S HEAD INTENDING TO KILL HER! SURE, IN THE MANGA HE TRIED TO GRAB HER BUT GRABBING SOMEONE WOULDN'T FUCKING KILL THEM!
TENTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS REVEALED TO BE A PSYCHO IN 30 SECONDS!
Okay, we got to KNOW Kizami in the game! He was a hunk, he was intelligent, he wouldn't take bullshit, he's annoyed by everyone, he's trying to find his little sister(He isn't)And he had great interactions with Yuka and in the manga, Kurozaki. HERE, HE JUST SHOWS UP AND KILLS MORISHIGE!
ELEVENTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE GETS KILLED BY KIZAMI!?
NO, ONCE MORISHIGE FOUND OUT WHERE MAYU WAS, HE COMMITED SUICIDE AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW(Blood Drive revealing that he only broke his arm and Kizami convinced him to stab himself and peacefully bleed out to join Mayu)BECAUSE HE WENT INSANE! HE REALIZED MAYU'S CORPSE WAS AROUSING HIM! HE BLEW IT! HERE, NOT ONLY IS A FLANDERIZED MURDERER BUT KIZAMI KILLS HIM! HIM AND KIZAMI ONLY EVEN MET IN THE EXTRA CHAPTERS!
AND YOU'RE GIVING HIM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DEATH JUST LIKE HOW THEY CHANGED MAYU'S DEATH AND- No, that one's a few more episodes. BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP AND YOU JUST WANT TO DIG MORE HOLES! THIS IS ALREADY THE SHITTIEST ADAPTATION SEEN! SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE DANGAN RONPA ANIME FOR TAKING OUT THE FREE TIME EVENTS AND A COUPLE MORE SCENES, BUT AT LEAST IT KEPT THE SAME STORY INSTEAD OF JUST THROWING THIS BULLSHIT AT US! I BET KILLING MORISHIGE LIKE THAT WAS JUST TO BE EDGY! BECAUSE IN THE GAME, WE DIDN'T SEE HIS CORPSE, SO THEY MUST HAVE GIVEN MORISHIGE A GORY DEATH JUST TO BE EDGY! Btw, PEOPLE DON'T DIE LIKE THAT WHEN THEY GET STABBED IN THE NECK!
TWELFTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS CRAZY FOR THE SAKE OF IT!
Okay, that's not entirely true. In the game, he was a child that took pleasure in death so he tortured animals and tried to skin Kurozaki's hamster. He also hated people because they were stupid to him and he loathed his older sister because she scolded him too much so he wants a little sister. Then, he goes into a school full of despair and he sees a little girl... His sadistic nature pretty much exploded. In the anime, HE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN! HE'S JUST SOMEONE SACHIKO CREATED TO TRY AND KILL YUKA! DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS?!
THIRTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI DOESN'T HELP AYUMI ONCE!
ANYONE WHO'S PLAYED THE GAME KNOWS THAT YOSHIKI PROTECTS AYUMI BECAUSE SHE IS DEAR TO HIM! HERE, AYUMI SAVES HERSELF WHILE YOSHIKI JUST GETS KNOCKED OUT(From getting pushed over btw)OR PUSSIES OUT FORCING AYUMI TO SAVE HERSELF MAKING HIM LOOK UNGRATEFUL!
FOURTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI HELP ALL THREE GHOSTS IN A MATTER OF TWO SECONDS!
I'M NOT KIDDING, THEY GIVE RYOU HIS TONGUE BACK, AND THEN NEXT TIME WE SEE THE TWO, ALL OF THE GHOSTS WERE HELPED!
FIFTEENTH OF ALL, NOT A SINGLE FUCKING CHARACTER INTERACTION!
NO, THAT SCENE WERE AYUMI AND YOSHIKI SPOKE ON THE STAIRS DOESN'T COUNT! THAT WAS THEM DISCUSSING THE PLAN, NOT LETTING THEIR PERSONALITIES AND RELATIONSHIPS PLAY OFF OF EACH OTHER! I THINK THE ONLY TIME WE HAD AN INTERACTION WAS IN EPISODE 1 WHERE SEIKO SPOKE NAOMI ON THE BED HOLDING UP SEIKO'S DEATH FLAG!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS, THE GAME HAD A LOT OF CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T EVEN IN CHAPTER 2! WHERE'S KUROZAKI?! WHERE'S FUKUROI AND MITSUKI!? WHERE ARE THE OTHER BYAKUDEN KIDS!? WHERE'S TAGUCHI!? DON'T ADAPT BLOOD DRIVE ANYTIME SOON WRITERS, YOU'LL TAKE OUT MISUTO AND MAKE MISS. KUON A JAMAICAN MAN!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, EVERYONE IS OUT OF CHARACTER EXCEPT FOR YUKA!
I ALREADY HANDLED MOST OF THEM BUT YUKA ACTS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE SHE DOES IN THE GAMES HERE, SO THAT'S GOOD BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS FUCKING RETARDED! ESPECIALLY MORISHIGE AND YOSHIKI!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, THE TRANSITIONS ARE SHIT!
IN THE GAME, THERE WAS A MUCH SLOWER PACING SO CHARACTERS COULD MEET UP EASIER AND EVENTS COULD HAPPEN LATER AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT CAN BE MADE! HERE, IT'S A FUCKING RIDE! YUKA GETS DITCHED BY SATOSHI, SO SHE FINDS MORISHIGE, YUKA HIDES FROM MORISHIGE TO FIND KIZAMI IMMEDIATELY AFTER! THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR THE ENTIRE EPISODE PEOPLE!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! NOT EVEN A HINT!
DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE!
So that's SEVENTEEN MAJOR PROBLEMS IS JUST ONE FUCKING EPISODE! This aren't just problems that I easily noticed, these are MAAAAAAAAAJOR PROBLEMS WITH THE STORY!

And then.. There's the third episode... Oh god no! Oh fuck no! We are not doing that episode! *deep breathe* OKAY, LET'S DO THIS! THEY CAN'T FUCK UP THIS ADAPTATION MORE!
Satoshi's being a retard, okay.
Satoshi's finds Naomi all fine despite in the game he found her HANGING HERSELF AND HE HAD TO SAVE HER!
Naomi will show Satoshi Seiko's Corpse? Okay and- *LOLS* WHAT THE FUCK!? XD WHY IS SEIKO BLEEDING FROM HER EYES! SHE WASN'T LIKE THAT BEFORE! AND WHY IS EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR HER NECK BEATEN!? XD IN THE GAME IN THE MANGA, SHE JUST HAD AN INJURY ON HER NECK! XD
Okay, after that unintentionally hilarious scene, Yuka's getting chased by Kizami. Awesome! This scene was so fucking epic in the game- AAAAND it lasts less than 15 seconds, takes out Kizami's fantastic lines and have Yoshikazu hit him on the head with a hammer. How anti-climactic. Also, in the game, Sachiko wanted to get to Yuka before Kizami so she got Yoshikazu to skin him alive. Here, Yoshikazu just wants Sachiko's love and attention XD
Oh god, normally, I'd be complaining at the top of my lungs but the second episode was bad enough that I've calmed down.
So Yoshiki and Ayumi make it back and Yuki shows Ayumi her memories. Oh god, this nightmare fuel scene! I love this fucking scene! It's so scary and it gave me nightmares for weeks........
AND THEY USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO BE FUCKING EDGY! THEY SHOW THE TONGUES GETTING CUT OFF(They were torn out in the game though wtf)AND THEY SHOW EYES GETTING STABBED WITH SCISSORS BEFORE THE TRUE MURDERER IS REVEALED! IN THE GAME, WE ONLY HEARD NOISES AND THE SCREAMS OF CHILDREN! WE KNEW HOW THEY DIED FROM THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE BUT IT WAS SLOWLY BUILDING UP TO AYUMI GETTING SLAUGHTERED!
ALSO, SHOWING AYUMI'S SLAUGHTER IS SO STUPID! IF WE SAW IT IN FIRST PERSON, IT'D BE BETTER! SURE, THE MANGA DIDN'T DO THAT BUT IT KEPT THE SLAUGHTER DONE RIGHT! AYUMI IN THE ANIME HAD HER EYE TAKEN OUT! WHAT HAPPENED IN THE GAME!? IT WAS SMASHED IN WITH SCISSORS UNTIL HER EYE TURNED INTO SOMETHING THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SOUP! IT WAS MORE DESCRIPTIVE BUT THAT WAS THE IDEA OF IT! HERE, THEY JUST RIP OUT HER EYE! WOW, YOU WANT TO BE EDGY AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KEEP A DARKER DEATH!
Okay, so after that bullshit, Satoshi is suddenly a badass.
WHAT!?
We see Ayumi wake up, the story goes as it should be with animation that tbh, looks better in the game full of pixels, and then.. WAIT! WAIT! WAAAAAIT A FUUUUUCK!
YOSHIKI FIGHTS WITH AYUMI AND PUSSIES OUT!? THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE GAME! IT HAPPENED IN A CERTAIN ENDING AND IN THE MANGA BUT HE HAD A MUCH BETTER REASON THAN "I'm scared!!" HE JUST WANTED TO PROTECT AYUMI! HE WAS WILLING TO GO HIMSELF BUT AS HE STATES IN BLOOD DRIVE, SHE HAS CHEATED DEATH TOO MANY TIMES! IF SHE WENT BACK, SHE'D ALMOST CERTAINLY DIE! ALSO, AYUMI DITCHES HIM AND HIS REACTION IS "Dammit!" HE WAS ON THE VERGE OF TEARS IN THE MANGA AND GAME!
OKAY, SO BULLSHIT HAS ALREADY COME BACK!
But you know, maybe it'll take the manga route from here, maybe Yoshiki will go back to the school. Maybe- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
KIZAMI GOT SKINNED ALIVE AND KIDNAPPED YUKA!? AND THEN HE CONSTANTLY TORTURED HER! THIS... THIS NEVER HAPPENED! GAME OR MANGA! AND HE.. RIPPED OUT HER EYE!? AND HE.. STABBED HER REPEATEDLY!? WHAT THE FUCK!?
WHAT'S THAT SATOSHI PRICK DOING WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING!? OKAY, SO HE KNOWS SOMETHING'S UP WITH YUKA! WAIT, WHY DID NAOMI STAY BEHIND!? OH WELL, JUST SAVE YUKA! KEEP ONE THING IN THIS FUCKING ANIME CANNON!
WAIT, YOSHIKI CAME BACK! HORRAY! MAYBE THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING WITH THIS! HE.. KNOCKED OFF KIZAMI'S HEAD WITH A POLE!? OKAY THEN, THAT'S STUPID BUT WHATEVER, JUST- AYUMI FINDS HIM! GREAT! IS THIS FINALLY GONNA GO INTO A DECENT DIRE-
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WHAT. THE. LIVING. FUCK!?
You writers.. Had the BALLS... To KILL OFF YOSHIKI IN A TERRIBLE AND RUSHED MANNER!? And not only that... BUT YUKA ALSO DIES ANYWAYS!
I. CALL. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT! IN THE GAME, THESE TWO LIVED! YOSHIKI AND YUKA NEVER DIED! IN FACT, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI WERE THE MAIN CHARACTERS! AND HERE, YOSHIKI'S A SIDE CHARACTER WHILE SATOSHIT TAKES HIS PLACE! NOT TO PISS OF SATOSHI FANS BUT... YOSHIKI IS MUCH BETTER CHARACTER! HE'S ACTUALLY INTERESTING AND HAS A PERSONALITY! WELL, HERE HIS ONLY TRAIT IS BEING A DICK BUT WHATEVER!
YUKA DIES!? YUKA AND YOSHIKI DIE!?
YOU FUCKING WOT M8! NOBODY KILLS OFF YUKA AND YOSHIKI! WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WILL YOU THROW AT US OVA!? HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU FUCK UP THE PLOT IN THE LAST EPISODE!

Well, this is a very long rant so I'll just sum up the final episode quickly as I can.
The episode is a rushed version of chapter 5(And I mean really rushed)except Yuka and Yoshiki aren't even there because they're dead. Miss. Yui shows up with no explanation on how Yoshikazu didn't kill her and talks with Ayumi. He dies a hilarious death that's NOTHING LIKE THE GAME AT ALL! But considering what else this bullshit pulled, I'm not surprised they did that to her.
Seiko's corpse is still unrealistically edgy. They fucked up the scene where Seiko saves Naomi(My favorite scene in the game that made me shed tears, thanks you prick writers)by making it under 20 seconds and since we didn't give a shit about anyone due to every hint of character development being removed, and the climax happened. Okay, so unlike the game, it's an action scene. Alright, I can buy that. It harmless compared to the shit that they already had done.

AND THEN THERE'S THE ENDING!
Going into this, I'll say I hate Satoshi. He's bland dense fuck who only slows the characters down and can't figure out when someone likes him including his own sister.
BUT I WASN'T OKAY WITH A FUCKING TWIST ENDING THAT COMPLETELY GOES AWAY FROM THE GAME DESTROYING THE BITTERSWEET ENDING ABOUT SEIKO AND NAOMI THAT SATOSHI MERELY PARTICIPATED IN AND MAKE IT SATOSHI ENDING UP IN KIZAMI'S SCHOOL(Despite him working for Sachiko, yay plot holes)AND NAOMI AND AYUMI RIPPING OFF HIS FUCKING ARMS WITH BUILD UP WHATSOEVER AS SATOSHI BLEEDS TO DEATH AT KIZAMI'S NON EXISTENT SCHOOL WHILE AYUMI AND NAOMI WATCH HIS ARMS IN THE CLASSROOM!

Then it ends.

One word:
BULLSHIT!
I hope corpse party gets a 12 episode reboot anime and possibly a second season for blood drive and it'll follow the plot and character development of the game! BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF SHIT MADE PEOPLE GO "Oh, so this happened in the game" WHEN NONE OF IT FUCKING DID!
I HOPE NOBODY WATCHES THIS PIECE OF SHIT WITHOUT PLAYING THE GAME FIRST! THERE WERE PROBLEMS I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ON HERE!

woah man
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MY EYES!!

"among monsters and humans, there are only two types.
Those who undergo suffering and spread it to others. And those who undergo suffering and avoid giving it to others." -Alice
“Beauty is no quality in things themselves: It exists merely in the mind which contemplates them; and each mind perceives a different beauty.” David Hume
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Nov 6, 2015 12:40 AM

#118

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Yeah, a few titles.
Onegai teacher, Pupa, Mars of Destruction, Skelter Heaven and the movie Summer Wars.
1 is for the most atrocious of things, I rarely use this score, even Shitgatsu that I hate a lot got 2 from me.

Nov 6, 2015 12:41 AM

#119

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JewellTH said:
[spoiler]CORPSE PARTY: TORTURED SOULS! WORST VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION EVER!
Comic_Sans summed it up in their tag but because I'm a major Corpse Party fan, I'm gonna rant on it(I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT SPOILERS BECAUSE THE GAME IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER):
First of all, some of the character designs are weird. Like, one moment Yuka looks cute like in the game but in the next scene her face is stretched out.
Another example is Ayumi, her face is ALWAYS stretched out! Yoshiki looks too realistic ironically and looks too old for a seventeen year old, Satoshi has such a chubby face compared to the game. I mean look at this.

There's a difference. Naomi has the same issue and so does Mayu. Miss Yui and Morishige have the same issue with Yoshiki and Sachiko.. Sachiko's design.. Is passable. A little chubby and they didn't make her look badass but.. I'll buy it.

Then there's the first episode. Seiko is my favorite character for being everyone's favorite motherly lesbian. But here, her only trait is being an adorable lesbian. Sure, it's sad that she died but Seiko isn't portrayed to any of her potential in the anime unlike the game where she supports Naomi a lot. Naomi herself can be a complete bitch at times and the anime made the bucket scene look fucking retarded!
Naomi also yells at Seiko out of stress making Seiko run away crying. In the game, they got into a full conversation that Naomi kept trying to turn into a fight while she asked why she's doing what she is(Possibly under influence). There are also HALF OF THE GOD DAMN CHAPTER TAKEN OUT!
So yeah, it's 2 out of 10 so far.

..THEN THE SECOND EPISODE HAPPENED!
okay, I'll have to take a shot before I start this one.

FIRST PROBLEM IS THAT SATOSHI IS A BADASS!
WHAT THE FUCK!?
SECOND PROBLEM IS THAT YOSHIKI IS A PUSSY WHO HAS AYUMI DO ALL THE WORK!?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
THIRD PROBLEM, MISS. YUI IS STUPID AND ACTUALLY GETS MAYU KILLED!
WHY!?
FOURTH, MISS. YUI GOT MAYU KILLED BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT MAYBE MURDEROUS GHOSTS DON'T SEEM LIKE THE TYPE TO SOCIALIZE WITH!?
HUH!? IN THE GAME, NAHO USED MAYU AS A TEST TO SEE IF THE DOLL COULD KEEP THE GHOSTS FROM KILLING PEOPLE SO SHE TOLD AYUMI AND YOSHIKI THAT WOULD HELP THE GHOSTS PASS ON(Lying)AND IT ONLY ENRAGED THEM SO THEY KILLED MAYU PAINFULLY!
FIFTH, MISS. YUI GETS ATTACKED BY YOSHIKAZU!
NO, IT WAS YOSHIKI WHO GOT ATTACKED(Twice actually)AND KIDNAPPED BY YOSHIKAZU! IN THE MANGA, THIS ARC IS ACTUALLY MORE COMPLEX THAN IN THE GAME!
SIXTH, YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!
OKAY, YOU CHANGED SO MUCH AND YOU KEPT HOW YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!?
SEVENTH, YUKA AND SATOSHI TRUST SACHIKO LEADING YUKA OUTSIDE!
NO, THAT'S BULLSHIT! YUKA COULDN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER IN THE GAME AND MANGA SO HE SENT HER OUTSIDE ONLY FOR THE DIMENSIONS TO PASS OVER! IN THIS ONE, SACHIKO JUST KNOCKS SATOSHI OUT AND TAKES HIM SOMEWHERE! DID SATOSHI REALLY GET BEATEN BY A LITTLE GIRL!?
EIGHTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE DISCOVERS WHO'S CORPSE WAS STUCK TO THE WALL IN A MATTER OF SECONDS AFTER TAKING THE PICTURE!?
WHAT THE FUCK?! IN THE GAME(And Manga)IT TOOK UNTIL THE CLIMAX FOR HIM TO REALIZE IT AND MORISHIGE HAD ENCOUNTERED BOTH YUKA AND AYUMI AND YOSHIKI BEFORE THAT! HERE, HE ONLY SEES SATOSHI AND YUKA ONCE!
NINTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE TURNS INTO A MURDERER!!?
You know what? FUCK THIS GAME! MORISHIGE WASN'T EVEN ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN THE GAMES BUT I FOUND HIM INTERESTING AND CREEPY TO WATCH! HERE, HE'S A FUCKING JOKE! MORISHIGE WAS CREEPY AND ENJOYED THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS(Except for Mayu)BUT HE NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, WOULD HURT SOMEBODY! HE CHASED YUKA TO SEE HER SUFFER BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY TOUCHED HER! HE JUST WANTED TO SEE HER AFRAID SO HE MADE IT LOOK LIKE HE WOULD KILL HER! HERE, HE FLAT OUT TRIES TO KILL HER! HE'S JUST LIKE "You're gonna end up like Mayu" AND I'M LIKE "THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS GOING TO PULL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ON US!?" AND NO, HE WASN'T TRYING TO JUST SCARE YUKA, IT'S STRONGLY HINTED HE HAD KILLED SOMEONE BEFORE HER AND HE LATER ATTACKS KIZAMI AND HE SWUNG A HUGE METAL POLE AT YUKA'S HEAD INTENDING TO KILL HER! SURE, IN THE MANGA HE TRIED TO GRAB HER BUT GRABBING SOMEONE WOULDN'T FUCKING KILL THEM!
TENTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS REVEALED TO BE A PSYCHO IN 30 SECONDS!
Okay, we got to KNOW Kizami in the game! He was a hunk, he was intelligent, he wouldn't take bullshit, he's annoyed by everyone, he's trying to find his little sister(He isn't)And he had great interactions with Yuka and in the manga, Kurozaki. HERE, HE JUST SHOWS UP AND KILLS MORISHIGE!
ELEVENTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE GETS KILLED BY KIZAMI!?
NO, ONCE MORISHIGE FOUND OUT WHERE MAYU WAS, HE COMMITED SUICIDE AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW(Blood Drive revealing that he only broke his arm and Kizami convinced him to stab himself and peacefully bleed out to join Mayu)BECAUSE HE WENT INSANE! HE REALIZED MAYU'S CORPSE WAS AROUSING HIM! HE BLEW IT! HERE, NOT ONLY IS A FLANDERIZED MURDERER BUT KIZAMI KILLS HIM! HIM AND KIZAMI ONLY EVEN MET IN THE EXTRA CHAPTERS!
AND YOU'RE GIVING HIM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DEATH JUST LIKE HOW THEY CHANGED MAYU'S DEATH AND- No, that one's a few more episodes. BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP AND YOU JUST WANT TO DIG MORE HOLES! THIS IS ALREADY THE SHITTIEST ADAPTATION SEEN! SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE DANGAN RONPA ANIME FOR TAKING OUT THE FREE TIME EVENTS AND A COUPLE MORE SCENES, BUT AT LEAST IT KEPT THE SAME STORY INSTEAD OF JUST THROWING THIS BULLSHIT AT US! I BET KILLING MORISHIGE LIKE THAT WAS JUST TO BE EDGY! BECAUSE IN THE GAME, WE DIDN'T SEE HIS CORPSE, SO THEY MUST HAVE GIVEN MORISHIGE A GORY DEATH JUST TO BE EDGY! Btw, PEOPLE DON'T DIE LIKE THAT WHEN THEY GET STABBED IN THE NECK!
TWELFTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS CRAZY FOR THE SAKE OF IT!
Okay, that's not entirely true. In the game, he was a child that took pleasure in death so he tortured animals and tried to skin Kurozaki's hamster. He also hated people because they were stupid to him and he loathed his older sister because she scolded him too much so he wants a little sister. Then, he goes into a school full of despair and he sees a little girl... His sadistic nature pretty much exploded. In the anime, HE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN! HE'S JUST SOMEONE SACHIKO CREATED TO TRY AND KILL YUKA! DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS?!
THIRTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI DOESN'T HELP AYUMI ONCE!
ANYONE WHO'S PLAYED THE GAME KNOWS THAT YOSHIKI PROTECTS AYUMI BECAUSE SHE IS DEAR TO HIM! HERE, AYUMI SAVES HERSELF WHILE YOSHIKI JUST GETS KNOCKED OUT(From getting pushed over btw)OR PUSSIES OUT FORCING AYUMI TO SAVE HERSELF MAKING HIM LOOK UNGRATEFUL!
FOURTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI HELP ALL THREE GHOSTS IN A MATTER OF TWO SECONDS!
I'M NOT KIDDING, THEY GIVE RYOU HIS TONGUE BACK, AND THEN NEXT TIME WE SEE THE TWO, ALL OF THE GHOSTS WERE HELPED!
FIFTEENTH OF ALL, NOT A SINGLE FUCKING CHARACTER INTERACTION!
NO, THAT SCENE WERE AYUMI AND YOSHIKI SPOKE ON THE STAIRS DOESN'T COUNT! THAT WAS THEM DISCUSSING THE PLAN, NOT LETTING THEIR PERSONALITIES AND RELATIONSHIPS PLAY OFF OF EACH OTHER! I THINK THE ONLY TIME WE HAD AN INTERACTION WAS IN EPISODE 1 WHERE SEIKO SPOKE NAOMI ON THE BED HOLDING UP SEIKO'S DEATH FLAG!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS, THE GAME HAD A LOT OF CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T EVEN IN CHAPTER 2! WHERE'S KUROZAKI?! WHERE'S FUKUROI AND MITSUKI!? WHERE ARE THE OTHER BYAKUDEN KIDS!? WHERE'S TAGUCHI!? DON'T ADAPT BLOOD DRIVE ANYTIME SOON WRITERS, YOU'LL TAKE OUT MISUTO AND MAKE MISS. KUON A JAMAICAN MAN!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, EVERYONE IS OUT OF CHARACTER EXCEPT FOR YUKA!
I ALREADY HANDLED MOST OF THEM BUT YUKA ACTS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE SHE DOES IN THE GAMES HERE, SO THAT'S GOOD BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS FUCKING RETARDED! ESPECIALLY MORISHIGE AND YOSHIKI!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, THE TRANSITIONS ARE SHIT!
IN THE GAME, THERE WAS A MUCH SLOWER PACING SO CHARACTERS COULD MEET UP EASIER AND EVENTS COULD HAPPEN LATER AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT CAN BE MADE! HERE, IT'S A FUCKING RIDE! YUKA GETS DITCHED BY SATOSHI, SO SHE FINDS MORISHIGE, YUKA HIDES FROM MORISHIGE TO FIND KIZAMI IMMEDIATELY AFTER! THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR THE ENTIRE EPISODE PEOPLE!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! NOT EVEN A HINT!
DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE!
So that's SEVENTEEN MAJOR PROBLEMS IS JUST ONE FUCKING EPISODE! This aren't just problems that I easily noticed, these are MAAAAAAAAAJOR PROBLEMS WITH THE STORY!

And then.. There's the third episode... Oh god no! Oh fuck no! We are not doing that episode! *deep breathe* OKAY, LET'S DO THIS! THEY CAN'T FUCK UP THIS ADAPTATION MORE!
Satoshi's being a retard, okay.
Satoshi's finds Naomi all fine despite in the game he found her HANGING HERSELF AND HE HAD TO SAVE HER!
Naomi will show Satoshi Seiko's Corpse? Okay and- *LOLS* WHAT THE FUCK!? XD WHY IS SEIKO BLEEDING FROM HER EYES! SHE WASN'T LIKE THAT BEFORE! AND WHY IS EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR HER NECK BEATEN!? XD IN THE GAME IN THE MANGA, SHE JUST HAD AN INJURY ON HER NECK! XD
Okay, after that unintentionally hilarious scene, Yuka's getting chased by Kizami. Awesome! This scene was so fucking epic in the game- AAAAND it lasts less than 15 seconds, takes out Kizami's fantastic lines and have Yoshikazu hit him on the head with a hammer. How anti-climactic. Also, in the game, Sachiko wanted to get to Yuka before Kizami so she got Yoshikazu to skin him alive. Here, Yoshikazu just wants Sachiko's love and attention XD
Oh god, normally, I'd be complaining at the top of my lungs but the second episode was bad enough that I've calmed down.
So Yoshiki and Ayumi make it back and Yuki shows Ayumi her memories. Oh god, this nightmare fuel scene! I love this fucking scene! It's so scary and it gave me nightmares for weeks........
AND THEY USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO BE FUCKING EDGY! THEY SHOW THE TONGUES GETTING CUT OFF(They were torn out in the game though wtf)AND THEY SHOW EYES GETTING STABBED WITH SCISSORS BEFORE THE TRUE MURDERER IS REVEALED! IN THE GAME, WE ONLY HEARD NOISES AND THE SCREAMS OF CHILDREN! WE KNEW HOW THEY DIED FROM THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE BUT IT WAS SLOWLY BUILDING UP TO AYUMI GETTING SLAUGHTERED!
ALSO, SHOWING AYUMI'S SLAUGHTER IS SO STUPID! IF WE SAW IT IN FIRST PERSON, IT'D BE BETTER! SURE, THE MANGA DIDN'T DO THAT BUT IT KEPT THE SLAUGHTER DONE RIGHT! AYUMI IN THE ANIME HAD HER EYE TAKEN OUT! WHAT HAPPENED IN THE GAME!? IT WAS SMASHED IN WITH SCISSORS UNTIL HER EYE TURNED INTO SOMETHING THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SOUP! IT WAS MORE DESCRIPTIVE BUT THAT WAS THE IDEA OF IT! HERE, THEY JUST RIP OUT HER EYE! WOW, YOU WANT TO BE EDGY AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KEEP A DARKER DEATH!
Okay, so after that bullshit, Satoshi is suddenly a badass.
WHAT!?
We see Ayumi wake up, the story goes as it should be with animation that tbh, looks better in the game full of pixels, and then.. WAIT! WAIT! WAAAAAIT A FUUUUUCK!
YOSHIKI FIGHTS WITH AYUMI AND PUSSIES OUT!? THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE GAME! IT HAPPENED IN A CERTAIN ENDING AND IN THE MANGA BUT HE HAD A MUCH BETTER REASON THAN "I'm scared!!" HE JUST WANTED TO PROTECT AYUMI! HE WAS WILLING TO GO HIMSELF BUT AS HE STATES IN BLOOD DRIVE, SHE HAS CHEATED DEATH TOO MANY TIMES! IF SHE WENT BACK, SHE'D ALMOST CERTAINLY DIE! ALSO, AYUMI DITCHES HIM AND HIS REACTION IS "Dammit!" HE WAS ON THE VERGE OF TEARS IN THE MANGA AND GAME!
OKAY, SO BULLSHIT HAS ALREADY COME BACK!
But you know, maybe it'll take the manga route from here, maybe Yoshiki will go back to the school. Maybe- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
KIZAMI GOT SKINNED ALIVE AND KIDNAPPED YUKA!? AND THEN HE CONSTANTLY TORTURED HER! THIS... THIS NEVER HAPPENED! GAME OR MANGA! AND HE.. RIPPED OUT HER EYE!? AND HE.. STABBED HER REPEATEDLY!? WHAT THE FUCK!?
WHAT'S THAT SATOSHI PRICK DOING WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING!? OKAY, SO HE KNOWS SOMETHING'S UP WITH YUKA! WAIT, WHY DID NAOMI STAY BEHIND!? OH WELL, JUST SAVE YUKA! KEEP ONE THING IN THIS FUCKING ANIME CANNON!
WAIT, YOSHIKI CAME BACK! HORRAY! MAYBE THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING WITH THIS! HE.. KNOCKED OFF KIZAMI'S HEAD WITH A POLE!? OKAY THEN, THAT'S STUPID BUT WHATEVER, JUST- AYUMI FINDS HIM! GREAT! IS THIS FINALLY GONNA GO INTO A DECENT DIRE-
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WHAT. THE. LIVING. FUCK!?
You writers.. Had the BALLS... To KILL OFF YOSHIKI IN A TERRIBLE AND RUSHED MANNER!? And not only that... BUT YUKA ALSO DIES ANYWAYS!
I. CALL. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT! IN THE GAME, THESE TWO LIVED! YOSHIKI AND YUKA NEVER DIED! IN FACT, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI WERE THE MAIN CHARACTERS! AND HERE, YOSHIKI'S A SIDE CHARACTER WHILE SATOSHIT TAKES HIS PLACE! NOT TO PISS OF SATOSHI FANS BUT... YOSHIKI IS MUCH BETTER CHARACTER! HE'S ACTUALLY INTERESTING AND HAS A PERSONALITY! WELL, HERE HIS ONLY TRAIT IS BEING A DICK BUT WHATEVER!
YUKA DIES!? YUKA AND YOSHIKI DIE!?
YOU FUCKING WOT M8! NOBODY KILLS OFF YUKA AND YOSHIKI! WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WILL YOU THROW AT US OVA!? HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU FUCK UP THE PLOT IN THE LAST EPISODE!

Well, this is a very long rant so I'll just sum up the final episode quickly as I can.
The episode is a rushed version of chapter 5(And I mean really rushed)except Yuka and Yoshiki aren't even there because they're dead. Miss. Yui shows up with no explanation on how Yoshikazu didn't kill her and talks with Ayumi. He dies a hilarious death that's NOTHING LIKE THE GAME AT ALL! But considering what else this bullshit pulled, I'm not surprised they did that to her.
Seiko's corpse is still unrealistically edgy. They fucked up the scene where Seiko saves Naomi(My favorite scene in the game that made me shed tears, thanks you prick writers)by making it under 20 seconds and since we didn't give a shit about anyone due to every hint of character development being removed, and the climax happened. Okay, so unlike the game, it's an action scene. Alright, I can buy that. It harmless compared to the shit that they already had done.

AND THEN THERE'S THE ENDING!
Going into this, I'll say I hate Satoshi. He's bland dense fuck who only slows the characters down and can't figure out when someone likes him including his own sister.
BUT I WASN'T OKAY WITH A FUCKING TWIST ENDING THAT COMPLETELY GOES AWAY FROM THE GAME DESTROYING THE BITTERSWEET ENDING ABOUT SEIKO AND NAOMI THAT SATOSHI MERELY PARTICIPATED IN AND MAKE IT SATOSHI ENDING UP IN KIZAMI'S SCHOOL(Despite him working for Sachiko, yay plot holes)AND NAOMI AND AYUMI RIPPING OFF HIS FUCKING ARMS WITH BUILD UP WHATSOEVER AS SATOSHI BLEEDS TO DEATH AT KIZAMI'S NON EXISTENT SCHOOL WHILE AYUMI AND NAOMI WATCH HIS ARMS IN THE CLASSROOM!

Then it ends.

One word:
BULLSHIT!
I hope corpse party gets a 12 episode reboot anime and possibly a second season for blood drive and it'll follow the plot and character development of the game! BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF SHIT MADE PEOPLE GO "Oh, so this happened in the game" WHEN NONE OF IT FUCKING DID!
I HOPE NOBODY WATCHES THIS PIECE OF SHIT WITHOUT PLAYING THE GAME FIRST! THERE WERE PROBLEMS I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ON HERE!

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Do you really think anyone cares about ur stupid story. and have some courtesy use a spoiler tag.

Nov 6, 2015 12:42 AM

#120

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Jun 2015

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hazerddex said:

AzureDaora said:

JewellTH said:
CORPSE PARTY: TORTURED SOULS! WORST VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION EVER!
Comic_Sans summed it up in their tag but because I'm a major Corpse Party fan, I'm gonna rant on it(I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT SPOILERS BECAUSE THE GAME IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER):
First of all, some of the character designs are weird. Like, one moment Yuka looks cute like in the game but in the next scene her face is stretched out.
Another example is Ayumi, her face is ALWAYS stretched out! Yoshiki looks too realistic ironically and looks too old for a seventeen year old, Satoshi has such a chubby face compared to the game. I mean look at this.

There's a difference. Naomi has the same issue and so does Mayu. Miss Yui and Morishige have the same issue with Yoshiki and Sachiko.. Sachiko's design.. Is passable. A little chubby and they didn't make her look badass but.. I'll buy it.

Then there's the first episode. Seiko is my favorite character for being everyone's favorite motherly lesbian. But here, her only trait is being an adorable lesbian. Sure, it's sad that she died but Seiko isn't portrayed to any of her potential in the anime unlike the game where she supports Naomi a lot. Naomi herself can be a complete bitch at times and the anime made the bucket scene look fucking retarded!
Naomi also yells at Seiko out of stress making Seiko run away crying. In the game, they got into a full conversation that Naomi kept trying to turn into a fight while she asked why she's doing what she is(Possibly under influence). There are also HALF OF THE GOD DAMN CHAPTER TAKEN OUT!
So yeah, it's 2 out of 10 so far.

..THEN THE SECOND EPISODE HAPPENED!
okay, I'll have to take a shot before I start this one.

FIRST PROBLEM IS THAT SATOSHI IS A BADASS!
WHAT THE FUCK!?
SECOND PROBLEM IS THAT YOSHIKI IS A PUSSY WHO HAS AYUMI DO ALL THE WORK!?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
THIRD PROBLEM, MISS. YUI IS STUPID AND ACTUALLY GETS MAYU KILLED!
WHY!?
FOURTH, MISS. YUI GOT MAYU KILLED BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT MAYBE MURDEROUS GHOSTS DON'T SEEM LIKE THE TYPE TO SOCIALIZE WITH!?
HUH!? IN THE GAME, NAHO USED MAYU AS A TEST TO SEE IF THE DOLL COULD KEEP THE GHOSTS FROM KILLING PEOPLE SO SHE TOLD AYUMI AND YOSHIKI THAT WOULD HELP THE GHOSTS PASS ON(Lying)AND IT ONLY ENRAGED THEM SO THEY KILLED MAYU PAINFULLY!
FIFTH, MISS. YUI GETS ATTACKED BY YOSHIKAZU!
NO, IT WAS YOSHIKI WHO GOT ATTACKED(Twice actually)AND KIDNAPPED BY YOSHIKAZU! IN THE MANGA, THIS ARC IS ACTUALLY MORE COMPLEX THAN IN THE GAME!
SIXTH, YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!
OKAY, YOU CHANGED SO MUCH AND YOU KEPT HOW YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!?
SEVENTH, YUKA AND SATOSHI TRUST SACHIKO LEADING YUKA OUTSIDE!
NO, THAT'S BULLSHIT! YUKA COULDN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER IN THE GAME AND MANGA SO HE SENT HER OUTSIDE ONLY FOR THE DIMENSIONS TO PASS OVER! IN THIS ONE, SACHIKO JUST KNOCKS SATOSHI OUT AND TAKES HIM SOMEWHERE! DID SATOSHI REALLY GET BEATEN BY A LITTLE GIRL!?
EIGHTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE DISCOVERS WHO'S CORPSE WAS STUCK TO THE WALL IN A MATTER OF SECONDS AFTER TAKING THE PICTURE!?
WHAT THE FUCK?! IN THE GAME(And Manga)IT TOOK UNTIL THE CLIMAX FOR HIM TO REALIZE IT AND MORISHIGE HAD ENCOUNTERED BOTH YUKA AND AYUMI AND YOSHIKI BEFORE THAT! HERE, HE ONLY SEES SATOSHI AND YUKA ONCE!
NINTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE TURNS INTO A MURDERER!!?
You know what? FUCK THIS GAME! MORISHIGE WASN'T EVEN ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN THE GAMES BUT I FOUND HIM INTERESTING AND CREEPY TO WATCH! HERE, HE'S A FUCKING JOKE! MORISHIGE WAS CREEPY AND ENJOYED THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS(Except for Mayu)BUT HE NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, WOULD HURT SOMEBODY! HE CHASED YUKA TO SEE HER SUFFER BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY TOUCHED HER! HE JUST WANTED TO SEE HER AFRAID SO HE MADE IT LOOK LIKE HE WOULD KILL HER! HERE, HE FLAT OUT TRIES TO KILL HER! HE'S JUST LIKE "You're gonna end up like Mayu" AND I'M LIKE "THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS GOING TO PULL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ON US!?" AND NO, HE WASN'T TRYING TO JUST SCARE YUKA, IT'S STRONGLY HINTED HE HAD KILLED SOMEONE BEFORE HER AND HE LATER ATTACKS KIZAMI AND HE SWUNG A HUGE METAL POLE AT YUKA'S HEAD INTENDING TO KILL HER! SURE, IN THE MANGA HE TRIED TO GRAB HER BUT GRABBING SOMEONE WOULDN'T FUCKING KILL THEM!
TENTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS REVEALED TO BE A PSYCHO IN 30 SECONDS!
Okay, we got to KNOW Kizami in the game! He was a hunk, he was intelligent, he wouldn't take bullshit, he's annoyed by everyone, he's trying to find his little sister(He isn't)And he had great interactions with Yuka and in the manga, Kurozaki. HERE, HE JUST SHOWS UP AND KILLS MORISHIGE!
ELEVENTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE GETS KILLED BY KIZAMI!?
NO, ONCE MORISHIGE FOUND OUT WHERE MAYU WAS, HE COMMITED SUICIDE AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW(Blood Drive revealing that he only broke his arm and Kizami convinced him to stab himself and peacefully bleed out to join Mayu)BECAUSE HE WENT INSANE! HE REALIZED MAYU'S CORPSE WAS AROUSING HIM! HE BLEW IT! HERE, NOT ONLY IS A FLANDERIZED MURDERER BUT KIZAMI KILLS HIM! HIM AND KIZAMI ONLY EVEN MET IN THE EXTRA CHAPTERS!
AND YOU'RE GIVING HIM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DEATH JUST LIKE HOW THEY CHANGED MAYU'S DEATH AND- No, that one's a few more episodes. BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP AND YOU JUST WANT TO DIG MORE HOLES! THIS IS ALREADY THE SHITTIEST ADAPTATION SEEN! SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE DANGAN RONPA ANIME FOR TAKING OUT THE FREE TIME EVENTS AND A COUPLE MORE SCENES, BUT AT LEAST IT KEPT THE SAME STORY INSTEAD OF JUST THROWING THIS BULLSHIT AT US! I BET KILLING MORISHIGE LIKE THAT WAS JUST TO BE EDGY! BECAUSE IN THE GAME, WE DIDN'T SEE HIS CORPSE, SO THEY MUST HAVE GIVEN MORISHIGE A GORY DEATH JUST TO BE EDGY! Btw, PEOPLE DON'T DIE LIKE THAT WHEN THEY GET STABBED IN THE NECK!
TWELFTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS CRAZY FOR THE SAKE OF IT!
Okay, that's not entirely true. In the game, he was a child that took pleasure in death so he tortured animals and tried to skin Kurozaki's hamster. He also hated people because they were stupid to him and he loathed his older sister because she scolded him too much so he wants a little sister. Then, he goes into a school full of despair and he sees a little girl... His sadistic nature pretty much exploded. In the anime, HE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN! HE'S JUST SOMEONE SACHIKO CREATED TO TRY AND KILL YUKA! DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS?!
THIRTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI DOESN'T HELP AYUMI ONCE!
ANYONE WHO'S PLAYED THE GAME KNOWS THAT YOSHIKI PROTECTS AYUMI BECAUSE SHE IS DEAR TO HIM! HERE, AYUMI SAVES HERSELF WHILE YOSHIKI JUST GETS KNOCKED OUT(From getting pushed over btw)OR PUSSIES OUT FORCING AYUMI TO SAVE HERSELF MAKING HIM LOOK UNGRATEFUL!
FOURTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI HELP ALL THREE GHOSTS IN A MATTER OF TWO SECONDS!
I'M NOT KIDDING, THEY GIVE RYOU HIS TONGUE BACK, AND THEN NEXT TIME WE SEE THE TWO, ALL OF THE GHOSTS WERE HELPED!
FIFTEENTH OF ALL, NOT A SINGLE FUCKING CHARACTER INTERACTION!
NO, THAT SCENE WERE AYUMI AND YOSHIKI SPOKE ON THE STAIRS DOESN'T COUNT! THAT WAS THEM DISCUSSING THE PLAN, NOT LETTING THEIR PERSONALITIES AND RELATIONSHIPS PLAY OFF OF EACH OTHER! I THINK THE ONLY TIME WE HAD AN INTERACTION WAS IN EPISODE 1 WHERE SEIKO SPOKE NAOMI ON THE BED HOLDING UP SEIKO'S DEATH FLAG!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS, THE GAME HAD A LOT OF CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T EVEN IN CHAPTER 2! WHERE'S KUROZAKI?! WHERE'S FUKUROI AND MITSUKI!? WHERE ARE THE OTHER BYAKUDEN KIDS!? WHERE'S TAGUCHI!? DON'T ADAPT BLOOD DRIVE ANYTIME SOON WRITERS, YOU'LL TAKE OUT MISUTO AND MAKE MISS. KUON A JAMAICAN MAN!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, EVERYONE IS OUT OF CHARACTER EXCEPT FOR YUKA!
I ALREADY HANDLED MOST OF THEM BUT YUKA ACTS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE SHE DOES IN THE GAMES HERE, SO THAT'S GOOD BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS FUCKING RETARDED! ESPECIALLY MORISHIGE AND YOSHIKI!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, THE TRANSITIONS ARE SHIT!
IN THE GAME, THERE WAS A MUCH SLOWER PACING SO CHARACTERS COULD MEET UP EASIER AND EVENTS COULD HAPPEN LATER AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT CAN BE MADE! HERE, IT'S A FUCKING RIDE! YUKA GETS DITCHED BY SATOSHI, SO SHE FINDS MORISHIGE, YUKA HIDES FROM MORISHIGE TO FIND KIZAMI IMMEDIATELY AFTER! THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR THE ENTIRE EPISODE PEOPLE!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! NOT EVEN A HINT!
DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE!
So that's SEVENTEEN MAJOR PROBLEMS IS JUST ONE FUCKING EPISODE! This aren't just problems that I easily noticed, these are MAAAAAAAAAJOR PROBLEMS WITH THE STORY!

And then.. There's the third episode... Oh god no! Oh fuck no! We are not doing that episode! *deep breathe* OKAY, LET'S DO THIS! THEY CAN'T FUCK UP THIS ADAPTATION MORE!
Satoshi's being a retard, okay.
Satoshi's finds Naomi all fine despite in the game he found her HANGING HERSELF AND HE HAD TO SAVE HER!
Naomi will show Satoshi Seiko's Corpse? Okay and- *LOLS* WHAT THE FUCK!? XD WHY IS SEIKO BLEEDING FROM HER EYES! SHE WASN'T LIKE THAT BEFORE! AND WHY IS EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR HER NECK BEATEN!? XD IN THE GAME IN THE MANGA, SHE JUST HAD AN INJURY ON HER NECK! XD
Okay, after that unintentionally hilarious scene, Yuka's getting chased by Kizami. Awesome! This scene was so fucking epic in the game- AAAAND it lasts less than 15 seconds, takes out Kizami's fantastic lines and have Yoshikazu hit him on the head with a hammer. How anti-climactic. Also, in the game, Sachiko wanted to get to Yuka before Kizami so she got Yoshikazu to skin him alive. Here, Yoshikazu just wants Sachiko's love and attention XD
Oh god, normally, I'd be complaining at the top of my lungs but the second episode was bad enough that I've calmed down.
So Yoshiki and Ayumi make it back and Yuki shows Ayumi her memories. Oh god, this nightmare fuel scene! I love this fucking scene! It's so scary and it gave me nightmares for weeks........
AND THEY USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO BE FUCKING EDGY! THEY SHOW THE TONGUES GETTING CUT OFF(They were torn out in the game though wtf)AND THEY SHOW EYES GETTING STABBED WITH SCISSORS BEFORE THE TRUE MURDERER IS REVEALED! IN THE GAME, WE ONLY HEARD NOISES AND THE SCREAMS OF CHILDREN! WE KNEW HOW THEY DIED FROM THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE BUT IT WAS SLOWLY BUILDING UP TO AYUMI GETTING SLAUGHTERED!
ALSO, SHOWING AYUMI'S SLAUGHTER IS SO STUPID! IF WE SAW IT IN FIRST PERSON, IT'D BE BETTER! SURE, THE MANGA DIDN'T DO THAT BUT IT KEPT THE SLAUGHTER DONE RIGHT! AYUMI IN THE ANIME HAD HER EYE TAKEN OUT! WHAT HAPPENED IN THE GAME!? IT WAS SMASHED IN WITH SCISSORS UNTIL HER EYE TURNED INTO SOMETHING THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SOUP! IT WAS MORE DESCRIPTIVE BUT THAT WAS THE IDEA OF IT! HERE, THEY JUST RIP OUT HER EYE! WOW, YOU WANT TO BE EDGY AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KEEP A DARKER DEATH!
Okay, so after that bullshit, Satoshi is suddenly a badass.
WHAT!?
We see Ayumi wake up, the story goes as it should be with animation that tbh, looks better in the game full of pixels, and then.. WAIT! WAIT! WAAAAAIT A FUUUUUCK!
YOSHIKI FIGHTS WITH AYUMI AND PUSSIES OUT!? THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE GAME! IT HAPPENED IN A CERTAIN ENDING AND IN THE MANGA BUT HE HAD A MUCH BETTER REASON THAN "I'm scared!!" HE JUST WANTED TO PROTECT AYUMI! HE WAS WILLING TO GO HIMSELF BUT AS HE STATES IN BLOOD DRIVE, SHE HAS CHEATED DEATH TOO MANY TIMES! IF SHE WENT BACK, SHE'D ALMOST CERTAINLY DIE! ALSO, AYUMI DITCHES HIM AND HIS REACTION IS "Dammit!" HE WAS ON THE VERGE OF TEARS IN THE MANGA AND GAME!
OKAY, SO BULLSHIT HAS ALREADY COME BACK!
But you know, maybe it'll take the manga route from here, maybe Yoshiki will go back to the school. Maybe- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
KIZAMI GOT SKINNED ALIVE AND KIDNAPPED YUKA!? AND THEN HE CONSTANTLY TORTURED HER! THIS... THIS NEVER HAPPENED! GAME OR MANGA! AND HE.. RIPPED OUT HER EYE!? AND HE.. STABBED HER REPEATEDLY!? WHAT THE FUCK!?
WHAT'S THAT SATOSHI PRICK DOING WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING!? OKAY, SO HE KNOWS SOMETHING'S UP WITH YUKA! WAIT, WHY DID NAOMI STAY BEHIND!? OH WELL, JUST SAVE YUKA! KEEP ONE THING IN THIS FUCKING ANIME CANNON!
WAIT, YOSHIKI CAME BACK! HORRAY! MAYBE THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING WITH THIS! HE.. KNOCKED OFF KIZAMI'S HEAD WITH A POLE!? OKAY THEN, THAT'S STUPID BUT WHATEVER, JUST- AYUMI FINDS HIM! GREAT! IS THIS FINALLY GONNA GO INTO A DECENT DIRE-
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WHAT. THE. LIVING. FUCK!?
You writers.. Had the BALLS... To KILL OFF YOSHIKI IN A TERRIBLE AND RUSHED MANNER!? And not only that... BUT YUKA ALSO DIES ANYWAYS!
I. CALL. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT! IN THE GAME, THESE TWO LIVED! YOSHIKI AND YUKA NEVER DIED! IN FACT, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI WERE THE MAIN CHARACTERS! AND HERE, YOSHIKI'S A SIDE CHARACTER WHILE SATOSHIT TAKES HIS PLACE! NOT TO PISS OF SATOSHI FANS BUT... YOSHIKI IS MUCH BETTER CHARACTER! HE'S ACTUALLY INTERESTING AND HAS A PERSONALITY! WELL, HERE HIS ONLY TRAIT IS BEING A DICK BUT WHATEVER!
YUKA DIES!? YUKA AND YOSHIKI DIE!?
YOU FUCKING WOT M8! NOBODY KILLS OFF YUKA AND YOSHIKI! WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WILL YOU THROW AT US OVA!? HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU FUCK UP THE PLOT IN THE LAST EPISODE!

Well, this is a very long rant so I'll just sum up the final episode quickly as I can.
The episode is a rushed version of chapter 5(And I mean really rushed)except Yuka and Yoshiki aren't even there because they're dead. Miss. Yui shows up with no explanation on how Yoshikazu didn't kill her and talks with Ayumi. He dies a hilarious death that's NOTHING LIKE THE GAME AT ALL! But considering what else this bullshit pulled, I'm not surprised they did that to her.
Seiko's corpse is still unrealistically edgy. They fucked up the scene where Seiko saves Naomi(My favorite scene in the game that made me shed tears, thanks you prick writers)by making it under 20 seconds and since we didn't give a shit about anyone due to every hint of character development being removed, and the climax happened. Okay, so unlike the game, it's an action scene. Alright, I can buy that. It harmless compared to the shit that they already had done.

AND THEN THERE'S THE ENDING!
Going into this, I'll say I hate Satoshi. He's bland dense fuck who only slows the characters down and can't figure out when someone likes him including his own sister.
BUT I WASN'T OKAY WITH A FUCKING TWIST ENDING THAT COMPLETELY GOES AWAY FROM THE GAME DESTROYING THE BITTERSWEET ENDING ABOUT SEIKO AND NAOMI THAT SATOSHI MERELY PARTICIPATED IN AND MAKE IT SATOSHI ENDING UP IN KIZAMI'S SCHOOL(Despite him working for Sachiko, yay plot holes)AND NAOMI AND AYUMI RIPPING OFF HIS FUCKING ARMS WITH BUILD UP WHATSOEVER AS SATOSHI BLEEDS TO DEATH AT KIZAMI'S NON EXISTENT SCHOOL WHILE AYUMI AND NAOMI WATCH HIS ARMS IN THE CLASSROOM!

Then it ends.

One word:
BULLSHIT!
I hope corpse party gets a 12 episode reboot anime and possibly a second season for blood drive and it'll follow the plot and character development of the game! BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF SHIT MADE PEOPLE GO "Oh, so this happened in the game" WHEN NONE OF IT FUCKING DID!
I HOPE NOBODY WATCHES THIS PIECE OF SHIT WITHOUT PLAYING THE GAME FIRST! THERE WERE PROBLEMS I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ON HERE!

woah man
woah
chill

MY EYES!!

It's so shit that it burned your eyes.
Can someone get that part of corpse Party: Blood Drive where Naomi's eye starts to have "Sachi" imprinted on it and replace it with the corpse party: Tortured souls anime.

Nov 6, 2015 12:43 AM

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Izumii said:

JewellTH said:
[spoiler]CORPSE PARTY: TORTURED SOULS! WORST VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION EVER!
Comic_Sans summed it up in their tag but because I'm a major Corpse Party fan, I'm gonna rant on it(I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT SPOILERS BECAUSE THE GAME IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER):
First of all, some of the character designs are weird. Like, one moment Yuka looks cute like in the game but in the next scene her face is stretched out.
Another example is Ayumi, her face is ALWAYS stretched out! Yoshiki looks too realistic ironically and looks too old for a seventeen year old, Satoshi has such a chubby face compared to the game. I mean look at this.

There's a difference. Naomi has the same issue and so does Mayu. Miss Yui and Morishige have the same issue with Yoshiki and Sachiko.. Sachiko's design.. Is passable. A little chubby and they didn't make her look badass but.. I'll buy it.

Then there's the first episode. Seiko is my favorite character for being everyone's favorite motherly lesbian. But here, her only trait is being an adorable lesbian. Sure, it's sad that she died but Seiko isn't portrayed to any of her potential in the anime unlike the game where she supports Naomi a lot. Naomi herself can be a complete bitch at times and the anime made the bucket scene look fucking retarded!
Naomi also yells at Seiko out of stress making Seiko run away crying. In the game, they got into a full conversation that Naomi kept trying to turn into a fight while she asked why she's doing what she is(Possibly under influence). There are also HALF OF THE GOD DAMN CHAPTER TAKEN OUT!
So yeah, it's 2 out of 10 so far.

..THEN THE SECOND EPISODE HAPPENED!
okay, I'll have to take a shot before I start this one.

FIRST PROBLEM IS THAT SATOSHI IS A BADASS!
WHAT THE FUCK!?
SECOND PROBLEM IS THAT YOSHIKI IS A PUSSY WHO HAS AYUMI DO ALL THE WORK!?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
THIRD PROBLEM, MISS. YUI IS STUPID AND ACTUALLY GETS MAYU KILLED!
WHY!?
FOURTH, MISS. YUI GOT MAYU KILLED BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT MAYBE MURDEROUS GHOSTS DON'T SEEM LIKE THE TYPE TO SOCIALIZE WITH!?
HUH!? IN THE GAME, NAHO USED MAYU AS A TEST TO SEE IF THE DOLL COULD KEEP THE GHOSTS FROM KILLING PEOPLE SO SHE TOLD AYUMI AND YOSHIKI THAT WOULD HELP THE GHOSTS PASS ON(Lying)AND IT ONLY ENRAGED THEM SO THEY KILLED MAYU PAINFULLY!
FIFTH, MISS. YUI GETS ATTACKED BY YOSHIKAZU!
NO, IT WAS YOSHIKI WHO GOT ATTACKED(Twice actually)AND KIDNAPPED BY YOSHIKAZU! IN THE MANGA, THIS ARC IS ACTUALLY MORE COMPLEX THAN IN THE GAME!
SIXTH, YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!
OKAY, YOU CHANGED SO MUCH AND YOU KEPT HOW YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!?
SEVENTH, YUKA AND SATOSHI TRUST SACHIKO LEADING YUKA OUTSIDE!
NO, THAT'S BULLSHIT! YUKA COULDN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER IN THE GAME AND MANGA SO HE SENT HER OUTSIDE ONLY FOR THE DIMENSIONS TO PASS OVER! IN THIS ONE, SACHIKO JUST KNOCKS SATOSHI OUT AND TAKES HIM SOMEWHERE! DID SATOSHI REALLY GET BEATEN BY A LITTLE GIRL!?
EIGHTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE DISCOVERS WHO'S CORPSE WAS STUCK TO THE WALL IN A MATTER OF SECONDS AFTER TAKING THE PICTURE!?
WHAT THE FUCK?! IN THE GAME(And Manga)IT TOOK UNTIL THE CLIMAX FOR HIM TO REALIZE IT AND MORISHIGE HAD ENCOUNTERED BOTH YUKA AND AYUMI AND YOSHIKI BEFORE THAT! HERE, HE ONLY SEES SATOSHI AND YUKA ONCE!
NINTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE TURNS INTO A MURDERER!!?
You know what? FUCK THIS GAME! MORISHIGE WASN'T EVEN ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN THE GAMES BUT I FOUND HIM INTERESTING AND CREEPY TO WATCH! HERE, HE'S A FUCKING JOKE! MORISHIGE WAS CREEPY AND ENJOYED THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS(Except for Mayu)BUT HE NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, WOULD HURT SOMEBODY! HE CHASED YUKA TO SEE HER SUFFER BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY TOUCHED HER! HE JUST WANTED TO SEE HER AFRAID SO HE MADE IT LOOK LIKE HE WOULD KILL HER! HERE, HE FLAT OUT TRIES TO KILL HER! HE'S JUST LIKE "You're gonna end up like Mayu" AND I'M LIKE "THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS GOING TO PULL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ON US!?" AND NO, HE WASN'T TRYING TO JUST SCARE YUKA, IT'S STRONGLY HINTED HE HAD KILLED SOMEONE BEFORE HER AND HE LATER ATTACKS KIZAMI AND HE SWUNG A HUGE METAL POLE AT YUKA'S HEAD INTENDING TO KILL HER! SURE, IN THE MANGA HE TRIED TO GRAB HER BUT GRABBING SOMEONE WOULDN'T FUCKING KILL THEM!
TENTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS REVEALED TO BE A PSYCHO IN 30 SECONDS!
Okay, we got to KNOW Kizami in the game! He was a hunk, he was intelligent, he wouldn't take bullshit, he's annoyed by everyone, he's trying to find his little sister(He isn't)And he had great interactions with Yuka and in the manga, Kurozaki. HERE, HE JUST SHOWS UP AND KILLS MORISHIGE!
ELEVENTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE GETS KILLED BY KIZAMI!?
NO, ONCE MORISHIGE FOUND OUT WHERE MAYU WAS, HE COMMITED SUICIDE AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW(Blood Drive revealing that he only broke his arm and Kizami convinced him to stab himself and peacefully bleed out to join Mayu)BECAUSE HE WENT INSANE! HE REALIZED MAYU'S CORPSE WAS AROUSING HIM! HE BLEW IT! HERE, NOT ONLY IS A FLANDERIZED MURDERER BUT KIZAMI KILLS HIM! HIM AND KIZAMI ONLY EVEN MET IN THE EXTRA CHAPTERS!
AND YOU'RE GIVING HIM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DEATH JUST LIKE HOW THEY CHANGED MAYU'S DEATH AND- No, that one's a few more episodes. BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP AND YOU JUST WANT TO DIG MORE HOLES! THIS IS ALREADY THE SHITTIEST ADAPTATION SEEN! SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE DANGAN RONPA ANIME FOR TAKING OUT THE FREE TIME EVENTS AND A COUPLE MORE SCENES, BUT AT LEAST IT KEPT THE SAME STORY INSTEAD OF JUST THROWING THIS BULLSHIT AT US! I BET KILLING MORISHIGE LIKE THAT WAS JUST TO BE EDGY! BECAUSE IN THE GAME, WE DIDN'T SEE HIS CORPSE, SO THEY MUST HAVE GIVEN MORISHIGE A GORY DEATH JUST TO BE EDGY! Btw, PEOPLE DON'T DIE LIKE THAT WHEN THEY GET STABBED IN THE NECK!
TWELFTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS CRAZY FOR THE SAKE OF IT!
Okay, that's not entirely true. In the game, he was a child that took pleasure in death so he tortured animals and tried to skin Kurozaki's hamster. He also hated people because they were stupid to him and he loathed his older sister because she scolded him too much so he wants a little sister. Then, he goes into a school full of despair and he sees a little girl... His sadistic nature pretty much exploded. In the anime, HE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN! HE'S JUST SOMEONE SACHIKO CREATED TO TRY AND KILL YUKA! DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS?!
THIRTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI DOESN'T HELP AYUMI ONCE!
ANYONE WHO'S PLAYED THE GAME KNOWS THAT YOSHIKI PROTECTS AYUMI BECAUSE SHE IS DEAR TO HIM! HERE, AYUMI SAVES HERSELF WHILE YOSHIKI JUST GETS KNOCKED OUT(From getting pushed over btw)OR PUSSIES OUT FORCING AYUMI TO SAVE HERSELF MAKING HIM LOOK UNGRATEFUL!
FOURTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI HELP ALL THREE GHOSTS IN A MATTER OF TWO SECONDS!
I'M NOT KIDDING, THEY GIVE RYOU HIS TONGUE BACK, AND THEN NEXT TIME WE SEE THE TWO, ALL OF THE GHOSTS WERE HELPED!
FIFTEENTH OF ALL, NOT A SINGLE FUCKING CHARACTER INTERACTION!
NO, THAT SCENE WERE AYUMI AND YOSHIKI SPOKE ON THE STAIRS DOESN'T COUNT! THAT WAS THEM DISCUSSING THE PLAN, NOT LETTING THEIR PERSONALITIES AND RELATIONSHIPS PLAY OFF OF EACH OTHER! I THINK THE ONLY TIME WE HAD AN INTERACTION WAS IN EPISODE 1 WHERE SEIKO SPOKE NAOMI ON THE BED HOLDING UP SEIKO'S DEATH FLAG!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS, THE GAME HAD A LOT OF CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T EVEN IN CHAPTER 2! WHERE'S KUROZAKI?! WHERE'S FUKUROI AND MITSUKI!? WHERE ARE THE OTHER BYAKUDEN KIDS!? WHERE'S TAGUCHI!? DON'T ADAPT BLOOD DRIVE ANYTIME SOON WRITERS, YOU'LL TAKE OUT MISUTO AND MAKE MISS. KUON A JAMAICAN MAN!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, EVERYONE IS OUT OF CHARACTER EXCEPT FOR YUKA!
I ALREADY HANDLED MOST OF THEM BUT YUKA ACTS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE SHE DOES IN THE GAMES HERE, SO THAT'S GOOD BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS FUCKING RETARDED! ESPECIALLY MORISHIGE AND YOSHIKI!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, THE TRANSITIONS ARE SHIT!
IN THE GAME, THERE WAS A MUCH SLOWER PACING SO CHARACTERS COULD MEET UP EASIER AND EVENTS COULD HAPPEN LATER AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT CAN BE MADE! HERE, IT'S A FUCKING RIDE! YUKA GETS DITCHED BY SATOSHI, SO SHE FINDS MORISHIGE, YUKA HIDES FROM MORISHIGE TO FIND KIZAMI IMMEDIATELY AFTER! THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR THE ENTIRE EPISODE PEOPLE!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! NOT EVEN A HINT!
DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE!
So that's SEVENTEEN MAJOR PROBLEMS IS JUST ONE FUCKING EPISODE! This aren't just problems that I easily noticed, these are MAAAAAAAAAJOR PROBLEMS WITH THE STORY!

And then.. There's the third episode... Oh god no! Oh fuck no! We are not doing that episode! *deep breathe* OKAY, LET'S DO THIS! THEY CAN'T FUCK UP THIS ADAPTATION MORE!
Satoshi's being a retard, okay.
Satoshi's finds Naomi all fine despite in the game he found her HANGING HERSELF AND HE HAD TO SAVE HER!
Naomi will show Satoshi Seiko's Corpse? Okay and- *LOLS* WHAT THE FUCK!? XD WHY IS SEIKO BLEEDING FROM HER EYES! SHE WASN'T LIKE THAT BEFORE! AND WHY IS EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR HER NECK BEATEN!? XD IN THE GAME IN THE MANGA, SHE JUST HAD AN INJURY ON HER NECK! XD
Okay, after that unintentionally hilarious scene, Yuka's getting chased by Kizami. Awesome! This scene was so fucking epic in the game- AAAAND it lasts less than 15 seconds, takes out Kizami's fantastic lines and have Yoshikazu hit him on the head with a hammer. How anti-climactic. Also, in the game, Sachiko wanted to get to Yuka before Kizami so she got Yoshikazu to skin him alive. Here, Yoshikazu just wants Sachiko's love and attention XD
Oh god, normally, I'd be complaining at the top of my lungs but the second episode was bad enough that I've calmed down.
So Yoshiki and Ayumi make it back and Yuki shows Ayumi her memories. Oh god, this nightmare fuel scene! I love this fucking scene! It's so scary and it gave me nightmares for weeks........
AND THEY USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO BE FUCKING EDGY! THEY SHOW THE TONGUES GETTING CUT OFF(They were torn out in the game though wtf)AND THEY SHOW EYES GETTING STABBED WITH SCISSORS BEFORE THE TRUE MURDERER IS REVEALED! IN THE GAME, WE ONLY HEARD NOISES AND THE SCREAMS OF CHILDREN! WE KNEW HOW THEY DIED FROM THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE BUT IT WAS SLOWLY BUILDING UP TO AYUMI GETTING SLAUGHTERED!
ALSO, SHOWING AYUMI'S SLAUGHTER IS SO STUPID! IF WE SAW IT IN FIRST PERSON, IT'D BE BETTER! SURE, THE MANGA DIDN'T DO THAT BUT IT KEPT THE SLAUGHTER DONE RIGHT! AYUMI IN THE ANIME HAD HER EYE TAKEN OUT! WHAT HAPPENED IN THE GAME!? IT WAS SMASHED IN WITH SCISSORS UNTIL HER EYE TURNED INTO SOMETHING THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SOUP! IT WAS MORE DESCRIPTIVE BUT THAT WAS THE IDEA OF IT! HERE, THEY JUST RIP OUT HER EYE! WOW, YOU WANT TO BE EDGY AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KEEP A DARKER DEATH!
Okay, so after that bullshit, Satoshi is suddenly a badass.
WHAT!?
We see Ayumi wake up, the story goes as it should be with animation that tbh, looks better in the game full of pixels, and then.. WAIT! WAIT! WAAAAAIT A FUUUUUCK!
YOSHIKI FIGHTS WITH AYUMI AND PUSSIES OUT!? THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE GAME! IT HAPPENED IN A CERTAIN ENDING AND IN THE MANGA BUT HE HAD A MUCH BETTER REASON THAN "I'm scared!!" HE JUST WANTED TO PROTECT AYUMI! HE WAS WILLING TO GO HIMSELF BUT AS HE STATES IN BLOOD DRIVE, SHE HAS CHEATED DEATH TOO MANY TIMES! IF SHE WENT BACK, SHE'D ALMOST CERTAINLY DIE! ALSO, AYUMI DITCHES HIM AND HIS REACTION IS "Dammit!" HE WAS ON THE VERGE OF TEARS IN THE MANGA AND GAME!
OKAY, SO BULLSHIT HAS ALREADY COME BACK!
But you know, maybe it'll take the manga route from here, maybe Yoshiki will go back to the school. Maybe- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
KIZAMI GOT SKINNED ALIVE AND KIDNAPPED YUKA!? AND THEN HE CONSTANTLY TORTURED HER! THIS... THIS NEVER HAPPENED! GAME OR MANGA! AND HE.. RIPPED OUT HER EYE!? AND HE.. STABBED HER REPEATEDLY!? WHAT THE FUCK!?
WHAT'S THAT SATOSHI PRICK DOING WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING!? OKAY, SO HE KNOWS SOMETHING'S UP WITH YUKA! WAIT, WHY DID NAOMI STAY BEHIND!? OH WELL, JUST SAVE YUKA! KEEP ONE THING IN THIS FUCKING ANIME CANNON!
WAIT, YOSHIKI CAME BACK! HORRAY! MAYBE THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING WITH THIS! HE.. KNOCKED OFF KIZAMI'S HEAD WITH A POLE!? OKAY THEN, THAT'S STUPID BUT WHATEVER, JUST- AYUMI FINDS HIM! GREAT! IS THIS FINALLY GONNA GO INTO A DECENT DIRE-
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WHAT. THE. LIVING. FUCK!?
You writers.. Had the BALLS... To KILL OFF YOSHIKI IN A TERRIBLE AND RUSHED MANNER!? And not only that... BUT YUKA ALSO DIES ANYWAYS!
I. CALL. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT! IN THE GAME, THESE TWO LIVED! YOSHIKI AND YUKA NEVER DIED! IN FACT, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI WERE THE MAIN CHARACTERS! AND HERE, YOSHIKI'S A SIDE CHARACTER WHILE SATOSHIT TAKES HIS PLACE! NOT TO PISS OF SATOSHI FANS BUT... YOSHIKI IS MUCH BETTER CHARACTER! HE'S ACTUALLY INTERESTING AND HAS A PERSONALITY! WELL, HERE HIS ONLY TRAIT IS BEING A DICK BUT WHATEVER!
YUKA DIES!? YUKA AND YOSHIKI DIE!?
YOU FUCKING WOT M8! NOBODY KILLS OFF YUKA AND YOSHIKI! WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WILL YOU THROW AT US OVA!? HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU FUCK UP THE PLOT IN THE LAST EPISODE!

Well, this is a very long rant so I'll just sum up the final episode quickly as I can.
The episode is a rushed version of chapter 5(And I mean really rushed)except Yuka and Yoshiki aren't even there because they're dead. Miss. Yui shows up with no explanation on how Yoshikazu didn't kill her and talks with Ayumi. He dies a hilarious death that's NOTHING LIKE THE GAME AT ALL! But considering what else this bullshit pulled, I'm not surprised they did that to her.
Seiko's corpse is still unrealistically edgy. They fucked up the scene where Seiko saves Naomi(My favorite scene in the game that made me shed tears, thanks you prick writers)by making it under 20 seconds and since we didn't give a shit about anyone due to every hint of character development being removed, and the climax happened. Okay, so unlike the game, it's an action scene. Alright, I can buy that. It harmless compared to the shit that they already had done.

AND THEN THERE'S THE ENDING!
Going into this, I'll say I hate Satoshi. He's bland dense fuck who only slows the characters down and can't figure out when someone likes him including his own sister.
BUT I WASN'T OKAY WITH A FUCKING TWIST ENDING THAT COMPLETELY GOES AWAY FROM THE GAME DESTROYING THE BITTERSWEET ENDING ABOUT SEIKO AND NAOMI THAT SATOSHI MERELY PARTICIPATED IN AND MAKE IT SATOSHI ENDING UP IN KIZAMI'S SCHOOL(Despite him working for Sachiko, yay plot holes)AND NAOMI AND AYUMI RIPPING OFF HIS FUCKING ARMS WITH BUILD UP WHATSOEVER AS SATOSHI BLEEDS TO DEATH AT KIZAMI'S NON EXISTENT SCHOOL WHILE AYUMI AND NAOMI WATCH HIS ARMS IN THE CLASSROOM!

Then it ends.

One word:
BULLSHIT!
I hope corpse party gets a 12 episode reboot anime and possibly a second season for blood drive and it'll follow the plot and character development of the game! BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF SHIT MADE PEOPLE GO "Oh, so this happened in the game" WHEN NONE OF IT FUCKING DID!
I HOPE NOBODY WATCHES THIS PIECE OF SHIT WITHOUT PLAYING THE GAME FIRST! THERE WERE PROBLEMS I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ON HERE!

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Do you really think anyone cares about ur stupid story. and have some courtesy use a spoiler tag.

They told me to explain why, so I did.

Nov 6, 2015 12:43 AM

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JewellTH said:

hazerddex said:

AzureDaora said:

JewellTH said:
CORPSE PARTY: TORTURED SOULS! WORST VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION EVER!
Comic_Sans summed it up in their tag but because I'm a major Corpse Party fan, I'm gonna rant on it(I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT SPOILERS BECAUSE THE GAME IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER):
First of all, some of the character designs are weird. Like, one moment Yuka looks cute like in the game but in the next scene her face is stretched out.
Another example is Ayumi, her face is ALWAYS stretched out! Yoshiki looks too realistic ironically and looks too old for a seventeen year old, Satoshi has such a chubby face compared to the game. I mean look at this.

There's a difference. Naomi has the same issue and so does Mayu. Miss Yui and Morishige have the same issue with Yoshiki and Sachiko.. Sachiko's design.. Is passable. A little chubby and they didn't make her look badass but.. I'll buy it.

Then there's the first episode. Seiko is my favorite character for being everyone's favorite motherly lesbian. But here, her only trait is being an adorable lesbian. Sure, it's sad that she died but Seiko isn't portrayed to any of her potential in the anime unlike the game where she supports Naomi a lot. Naomi herself can be a complete bitch at times and the anime made the bucket scene look fucking retarded!
Naomi also yells at Seiko out of stress making Seiko run away crying. In the game, they got into a full conversation that Naomi kept trying to turn into a fight while she asked why she's doing what she is(Possibly under influence). There are also HALF OF THE GOD DAMN CHAPTER TAKEN OUT!
So yeah, it's 2 out of 10 so far.

..THEN THE SECOND EPISODE HAPPENED!
okay, I'll have to take a shot before I start this one.

FIRST PROBLEM IS THAT SATOSHI IS A BADASS!
WHAT THE FUCK!?
SECOND PROBLEM IS THAT YOSHIKI IS A PUSSY WHO HAS AYUMI DO ALL THE WORK!?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
THIRD PROBLEM, MISS. YUI IS STUPID AND ACTUALLY GETS MAYU KILLED!
WHY!?
FOURTH, MISS. YUI GOT MAYU KILLED BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT MAYBE MURDEROUS GHOSTS DON'T SEEM LIKE THE TYPE TO SOCIALIZE WITH!?
HUH!? IN THE GAME, NAHO USED MAYU AS A TEST TO SEE IF THE DOLL COULD KEEP THE GHOSTS FROM KILLING PEOPLE SO SHE TOLD AYUMI AND YOSHIKI THAT WOULD HELP THE GHOSTS PASS ON(Lying)AND IT ONLY ENRAGED THEM SO THEY KILLED MAYU PAINFULLY!
FIFTH, MISS. YUI GETS ATTACKED BY YOSHIKAZU!
NO, IT WAS YOSHIKI WHO GOT ATTACKED(Twice actually)AND KIDNAPPED BY YOSHIKAZU! IN THE MANGA, THIS ARC IS ACTUALLY MORE COMPLEX THAN IN THE GAME!
SIXTH, YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!
OKAY, YOU CHANGED SO MUCH AND YOU KEPT HOW YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!?
SEVENTH, YUKA AND SATOSHI TRUST SACHIKO LEADING YUKA OUTSIDE!
NO, THAT'S BULLSHIT! YUKA COULDN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER IN THE GAME AND MANGA SO HE SENT HER OUTSIDE ONLY FOR THE DIMENSIONS TO PASS OVER! IN THIS ONE, SACHIKO JUST KNOCKS SATOSHI OUT AND TAKES HIM SOMEWHERE! DID SATOSHI REALLY GET BEATEN BY A LITTLE GIRL!?
EIGHTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE DISCOVERS WHO'S CORPSE WAS STUCK TO THE WALL IN A MATTER OF SECONDS AFTER TAKING THE PICTURE!?
WHAT THE FUCK?! IN THE GAME(And Manga)IT TOOK UNTIL THE CLIMAX FOR HIM TO REALIZE IT AND MORISHIGE HAD ENCOUNTERED BOTH YUKA AND AYUMI AND YOSHIKI BEFORE THAT! HERE, HE ONLY SEES SATOSHI AND YUKA ONCE!
NINTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE TURNS INTO A MURDERER!!?
You know what? FUCK THIS GAME! MORISHIGE WASN'T EVEN ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN THE GAMES BUT I FOUND HIM INTERESTING AND CREEPY TO WATCH! HERE, HE'S A FUCKING JOKE! MORISHIGE WAS CREEPY AND ENJOYED THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS(Except for Mayu)BUT HE NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, WOULD HURT SOMEBODY! HE CHASED YUKA TO SEE HER SUFFER BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY TOUCHED HER! HE JUST WANTED TO SEE HER AFRAID SO HE MADE IT LOOK LIKE HE WOULD KILL HER! HERE, HE FLAT OUT TRIES TO KILL HER! HE'S JUST LIKE "You're gonna end up like Mayu" AND I'M LIKE "THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS GOING TO PULL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ON US!?" AND NO, HE WASN'T TRYING TO JUST SCARE YUKA, IT'S STRONGLY HINTED HE HAD KILLED SOMEONE BEFORE HER AND HE LATER ATTACKS KIZAMI AND HE SWUNG A HUGE METAL POLE AT YUKA'S HEAD INTENDING TO KILL HER! SURE, IN THE MANGA HE TRIED TO GRAB HER BUT GRABBING SOMEONE WOULDN'T FUCKING KILL THEM!
TENTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS REVEALED TO BE A PSYCHO IN 30 SECONDS!
Okay, we got to KNOW Kizami in the game! He was a hunk, he was intelligent, he wouldn't take bullshit, he's annoyed by everyone, he's trying to find his little sister(He isn't)And he had great interactions with Yuka and in the manga, Kurozaki. HERE, HE JUST SHOWS UP AND KILLS MORISHIGE!
ELEVENTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE GETS KILLED BY KIZAMI!?
NO, ONCE MORISHIGE FOUND OUT WHERE MAYU WAS, HE COMMITED SUICIDE AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW(Blood Drive revealing that he only broke his arm and Kizami convinced him to stab himself and peacefully bleed out to join Mayu)BECAUSE HE WENT INSANE! HE REALIZED MAYU'S CORPSE WAS AROUSING HIM! HE BLEW IT! HERE, NOT ONLY IS A FLANDERIZED MURDERER BUT KIZAMI KILLS HIM! HIM AND KIZAMI ONLY EVEN MET IN THE EXTRA CHAPTERS!
AND YOU'RE GIVING HIM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DEATH JUST LIKE HOW THEY CHANGED MAYU'S DEATH AND- No, that one's a few more episodes. BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP AND YOU JUST WANT TO DIG MORE HOLES! THIS IS ALREADY THE SHITTIEST ADAPTATION SEEN! SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE DANGAN RONPA ANIME FOR TAKING OUT THE FREE TIME EVENTS AND A COUPLE MORE SCENES, BUT AT LEAST IT KEPT THE SAME STORY INSTEAD OF JUST THROWING THIS BULLSHIT AT US! I BET KILLING MORISHIGE LIKE THAT WAS JUST TO BE EDGY! BECAUSE IN THE GAME, WE DIDN'T SEE HIS CORPSE, SO THEY MUST HAVE GIVEN MORISHIGE A GORY DEATH JUST TO BE EDGY! Btw, PEOPLE DON'T DIE LIKE THAT WHEN THEY GET STABBED IN THE NECK!
TWELFTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS CRAZY FOR THE SAKE OF IT!
Okay, that's not entirely true. In the game, he was a child that took pleasure in death so he tortured animals and tried to skin Kurozaki's hamster. He also hated people because they were stupid to him and he loathed his older sister because she scolded him too much so he wants a little sister. Then, he goes into a school full of despair and he sees a little girl... His sadistic nature pretty much exploded. In the anime, HE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN! HE'S JUST SOMEONE SACHIKO CREATED TO TRY AND KILL YUKA! DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS?!
THIRTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI DOESN'T HELP AYUMI ONCE!
ANYONE WHO'S PLAYED THE GAME KNOWS THAT YOSHIKI PROTECTS AYUMI BECAUSE SHE IS DEAR TO HIM! HERE, AYUMI SAVES HERSELF WHILE YOSHIKI JUST GETS KNOCKED OUT(From getting pushed over btw)OR PUSSIES OUT FORCING AYUMI TO SAVE HERSELF MAKING HIM LOOK UNGRATEFUL!
FOURTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI HELP ALL THREE GHOSTS IN A MATTER OF TWO SECONDS!
I'M NOT KIDDING, THEY GIVE RYOU HIS TONGUE BACK, AND THEN NEXT TIME WE SEE THE TWO, ALL OF THE GHOSTS WERE HELPED!
FIFTEENTH OF ALL, NOT A SINGLE FUCKING CHARACTER INTERACTION!
NO, THAT SCENE WERE AYUMI AND YOSHIKI SPOKE ON THE STAIRS DOESN'T COUNT! THAT WAS THEM DISCUSSING THE PLAN, NOT LETTING THEIR PERSONALITIES AND RELATIONSHIPS PLAY OFF OF EACH OTHER! I THINK THE ONLY TIME WE HAD AN INTERACTION WAS IN EPISODE 1 WHERE SEIKO SPOKE NAOMI ON THE BED HOLDING UP SEIKO'S DEATH FLAG!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS, THE GAME HAD A LOT OF CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T EVEN IN CHAPTER 2! WHERE'S KUROZAKI?! WHERE'S FUKUROI AND MITSUKI!? WHERE ARE THE OTHER BYAKUDEN KIDS!? WHERE'S TAGUCHI!? DON'T ADAPT BLOOD DRIVE ANYTIME SOON WRITERS, YOU'LL TAKE OUT MISUTO AND MAKE MISS. KUON A JAMAICAN MAN!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, EVERYONE IS OUT OF CHARACTER EXCEPT FOR YUKA!
I ALREADY HANDLED MOST OF THEM BUT YUKA ACTS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE SHE DOES IN THE GAMES HERE, SO THAT'S GOOD BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS FUCKING RETARDED! ESPECIALLY MORISHIGE AND YOSHIKI!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, THE TRANSITIONS ARE SHIT!
IN THE GAME, THERE WAS A MUCH SLOWER PACING SO CHARACTERS COULD MEET UP EASIER AND EVENTS COULD HAPPEN LATER AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT CAN BE MADE! HERE, IT'S A FUCKING RIDE! YUKA GETS DITCHED BY SATOSHI, SO SHE FINDS MORISHIGE, YUKA HIDES FROM MORISHIGE TO FIND KIZAMI IMMEDIATELY AFTER! THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR THE ENTIRE EPISODE PEOPLE!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! NOT EVEN A HINT!
DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE!
So that's SEVENTEEN MAJOR PROBLEMS IS JUST ONE FUCKING EPISODE! This aren't just problems that I easily noticed, these are MAAAAAAAAAJOR PROBLEMS WITH THE STORY!

And then.. There's the third episode... Oh god no! Oh fuck no! We are not doing that episode! *deep breathe* OKAY, LET'S DO THIS! THEY CAN'T FUCK UP THIS ADAPTATION MORE!
Satoshi's being a retard, okay.
Satoshi's finds Naomi all fine despite in the game he found her HANGING HERSELF AND HE HAD TO SAVE HER!
Naomi will show Satoshi Seiko's Corpse? Okay and- *LOLS* WHAT THE FUCK!? XD WHY IS SEIKO BLEEDING FROM HER EYES! SHE WASN'T LIKE THAT BEFORE! AND WHY IS EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR HER NECK BEATEN!? XD IN THE GAME IN THE MANGA, SHE JUST HAD AN INJURY ON HER NECK! XD
Okay, after that unintentionally hilarious scene, Yuka's getting chased by Kizami. Awesome! This scene was so fucking epic in the game- AAAAND it lasts less than 15 seconds, takes out Kizami's fantastic lines and have Yoshikazu hit him on the head with a hammer. How anti-climactic. Also, in the game, Sachiko wanted to get to Yuka before Kizami so she got Yoshikazu to skin him alive. Here, Yoshikazu just wants Sachiko's love and attention XD
Oh god, normally, I'd be complaining at the top of my lungs but the second episode was bad enough that I've calmed down.
So Yoshiki and Ayumi make it back and Yuki shows Ayumi her memories. Oh god, this nightmare fuel scene! I love this fucking scene! It's so scary and it gave me nightmares for weeks........
AND THEY USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO BE FUCKING EDGY! THEY SHOW THE TONGUES GETTING CUT OFF(They were torn out in the game though wtf)AND THEY SHOW EYES GETTING STABBED WITH SCISSORS BEFORE THE TRUE MURDERER IS REVEALED! IN THE GAME, WE ONLY HEARD NOISES AND THE SCREAMS OF CHILDREN! WE KNEW HOW THEY DIED FROM THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE BUT IT WAS SLOWLY BUILDING UP TO AYUMI GETTING SLAUGHTERED!
ALSO, SHOWING AYUMI'S SLAUGHTER IS SO STUPID! IF WE SAW IT IN FIRST PERSON, IT'D BE BETTER! SURE, THE MANGA DIDN'T DO THAT BUT IT KEPT THE SLAUGHTER DONE RIGHT! AYUMI IN THE ANIME HAD HER EYE TAKEN OUT! WHAT HAPPENED IN THE GAME!? IT WAS SMASHED IN WITH SCISSORS UNTIL HER EYE TURNED INTO SOMETHING THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SOUP! IT WAS MORE DESCRIPTIVE BUT THAT WAS THE IDEA OF IT! HERE, THEY JUST RIP OUT HER EYE! WOW, YOU WANT TO BE EDGY AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KEEP A DARKER DEATH!
Okay, so after that bullshit, Satoshi is suddenly a badass.
WHAT!?
We see Ayumi wake up, the story goes as it should be with animation that tbh, looks better in the game full of pixels, and then.. WAIT! WAIT! WAAAAAIT A FUUUUUCK!
YOSHIKI FIGHTS WITH AYUMI AND PUSSIES OUT!? THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE GAME! IT HAPPENED IN A CERTAIN ENDING AND IN THE MANGA BUT HE HAD A MUCH BETTER REASON THAN "I'm scared!!" HE JUST WANTED TO PROTECT AYUMI! HE WAS WILLING TO GO HIMSELF BUT AS HE STATES IN BLOOD DRIVE, SHE HAS CHEATED DEATH TOO MANY TIMES! IF SHE WENT BACK, SHE'D ALMOST CERTAINLY DIE! ALSO, AYUMI DITCHES HIM AND HIS REACTION IS "Dammit!" HE WAS ON THE VERGE OF TEARS IN THE MANGA AND GAME!
OKAY, SO BULLSHIT HAS ALREADY COME BACK!
But you know, maybe it'll take the manga route from here, maybe Yoshiki will go back to the school. Maybe- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
KIZAMI GOT SKINNED ALIVE AND KIDNAPPED YUKA!? AND THEN HE CONSTANTLY TORTURED HER! THIS... THIS NEVER HAPPENED! GAME OR MANGA! AND HE.. RIPPED OUT HER EYE!? AND HE.. STABBED HER REPEATEDLY!? WHAT THE FUCK!?
WHAT'S THAT SATOSHI PRICK DOING WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING!? OKAY, SO HE KNOWS SOMETHING'S UP WITH YUKA! WAIT, WHY DID NAOMI STAY BEHIND!? OH WELL, JUST SAVE YUKA! KEEP ONE THING IN THIS FUCKING ANIME CANNON!
WAIT, YOSHIKI CAME BACK! HORRAY! MAYBE THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING WITH THIS! HE.. KNOCKED OFF KIZAMI'S HEAD WITH A POLE!? OKAY THEN, THAT'S STUPID BUT WHATEVER, JUST- AYUMI FINDS HIM! GREAT! IS THIS FINALLY GONNA GO INTO A DECENT DIRE-
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WHAT. THE. LIVING. FUCK!?
You writers.. Had the BALLS... To KILL OFF YOSHIKI IN A TERRIBLE AND RUSHED MANNER!? And not only that... BUT YUKA ALSO DIES ANYWAYS!
I. CALL. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT! IN THE GAME, THESE TWO LIVED! YOSHIKI AND YUKA NEVER DIED! IN FACT, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI WERE THE MAIN CHARACTERS! AND HERE, YOSHIKI'S A SIDE CHARACTER WHILE SATOSHIT TAKES HIS PLACE! NOT TO PISS OF SATOSHI FANS BUT... YOSHIKI IS MUCH BETTER CHARACTER! HE'S ACTUALLY INTERESTING AND HAS A PERSONALITY! WELL, HERE HIS ONLY TRAIT IS BEING A DICK BUT WHATEVER!
YUKA DIES!? YUKA AND YOSHIKI DIE!?
YOU FUCKING WOT M8! NOBODY KILLS OFF YUKA AND YOSHIKI! WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WILL YOU THROW AT US OVA!? HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU FUCK UP THE PLOT IN THE LAST EPISODE!

Well, this is a very long rant so I'll just sum up the final episode quickly as I can.
The episode is a rushed version of chapter 5(And I mean really rushed)except Yuka and Yoshiki aren't even there because they're dead. Miss. Yui shows up with no explanation on how Yoshikazu didn't kill her and talks with Ayumi. He dies a hilarious death that's NOTHING LIKE THE GAME AT ALL! But considering what else this bullshit pulled, I'm not surprised they did that to her.
Seiko's corpse is still unrealistically edgy. They fucked up the scene where Seiko saves Naomi(My favorite scene in the game that made me shed tears, thanks you prick writers)by making it under 20 seconds and since we didn't give a shit about anyone due to every hint of character development being removed, and the climax happened. Okay, so unlike the game, it's an action scene. Alright, I can buy that. It harmless compared to the shit that they already had done.

AND THEN THERE'S THE ENDING!
Going into this, I'll say I hate Satoshi. He's bland dense fuck who only slows the characters down and can't figure out when someone likes him including his own sister.
BUT I WASN'T OKAY WITH A FUCKING TWIST ENDING THAT COMPLETELY GOES AWAY FROM THE GAME DESTROYING THE BITTERSWEET ENDING ABOUT SEIKO AND NAOMI THAT SATOSHI MERELY PARTICIPATED IN AND MAKE IT SATOSHI ENDING UP IN KIZAMI'S SCHOOL(Despite him working for Sachiko, yay plot holes)AND NAOMI AND AYUMI RIPPING OFF HIS FUCKING ARMS WITH BUILD UP WHATSOEVER AS SATOSHI BLEEDS TO DEATH AT KIZAMI'S NON EXISTENT SCHOOL WHILE AYUMI AND NAOMI WATCH HIS ARMS IN THE CLASSROOM!

Then it ends.

One word:
BULLSHIT!
I hope corpse party gets a 12 episode reboot anime and possibly a second season for blood drive and it'll follow the plot and character development of the game! BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF SHIT MADE PEOPLE GO "Oh, so this happened in the game" WHEN NONE OF IT FUCKING DID!
I HOPE NOBODY WATCHES THIS PIECE OF SHIT WITHOUT PLAYING THE GAME FIRST! THERE WERE PROBLEMS I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ON HERE!

woah man
woah
chill

MY EYES!!

It's so shit that it burned your eyes.
Can someone get that part of corpse Party: Blood Drive where Naomi's eye starts to have "Sachi" imprinted on it and replace it with the corpse party: Tortured souls anime.

no man just no your WALL OF TEXT IS WHAT BURNS MY EYES how long did it take you to type that?!

"among monsters and humans, there are only two types.
Those who undergo suffering and spread it to others. And those who undergo suffering and avoid giving it to others." -Alice
“Beauty is no quality in things themselves: It exists merely in the mind which contemplates them; and each mind perceives a different beauty.” David Hume
“Evil is created when someone gives up on someone else. It appears when everyone gives up on someone as a lost cause and removes their path to salvation. Once they are cut off from everyone else, they become evil.” -Othinus

Nov 6, 2015 12:44 AM

#123

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hazerddex said:

JewellTH said:

hazerddex said:

AzureDaora said:

JewellTH said:
CORPSE PARTY: TORTURED SOULS! WORST VIDEO GAME ADAPTATION EVER!
Comic_Sans summed it up in their tag but because I'm a major Corpse Party fan, I'm gonna rant on it(I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT SPOILERS BECAUSE THE GAME IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER):
First of all, some of the character designs are weird. Like, one moment Yuka looks cute like in the game but in the next scene her face is stretched out.
Another example is Ayumi, her face is ALWAYS stretched out! Yoshiki looks too realistic ironically and looks too old for a seventeen year old, Satoshi has such a chubby face compared to the game. I mean look at this.

There's a difference. Naomi has the same issue and so does Mayu. Miss Yui and Morishige have the same issue with Yoshiki and Sachiko.. Sachiko's design.. Is passable. A little chubby and they didn't make her look badass but.. I'll buy it.

Then there's the first episode. Seiko is my favorite character for being everyone's favorite motherly lesbian. But here, her only trait is being an adorable lesbian. Sure, it's sad that she died but Seiko isn't portrayed to any of her potential in the anime unlike the game where she supports Naomi a lot. Naomi herself can be a complete bitch at times and the anime made the bucket scene look fucking retarded!
Naomi also yells at Seiko out of stress making Seiko run away crying. In the game, they got into a full conversation that Naomi kept trying to turn into a fight while she asked why she's doing what she is(Possibly under influence). There are also HALF OF THE GOD DAMN CHAPTER TAKEN OUT!
So yeah, it's 2 out of 10 so far.

..THEN THE SECOND EPISODE HAPPENED!
okay, I'll have to take a shot before I start this one.

FIRST PROBLEM IS THAT SATOSHI IS A BADASS!
WHAT THE FUCK!?
SECOND PROBLEM IS THAT YOSHIKI IS A PUSSY WHO HAS AYUMI DO ALL THE WORK!?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
THIRD PROBLEM, MISS. YUI IS STUPID AND ACTUALLY GETS MAYU KILLED!
WHY!?
FOURTH, MISS. YUI GOT MAYU KILLED BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT MAYBE MURDEROUS GHOSTS DON'T SEEM LIKE THE TYPE TO SOCIALIZE WITH!?
HUH!? IN THE GAME, NAHO USED MAYU AS A TEST TO SEE IF THE DOLL COULD KEEP THE GHOSTS FROM KILLING PEOPLE SO SHE TOLD AYUMI AND YOSHIKI THAT WOULD HELP THE GHOSTS PASS ON(Lying)AND IT ONLY ENRAGED THEM SO THEY KILLED MAYU PAINFULLY!
FIFTH, MISS. YUI GETS ATTACKED BY YOSHIKAZU!
NO, IT WAS YOSHIKI WHO GOT ATTACKED(Twice actually)AND KIDNAPPED BY YOSHIKAZU! IN THE MANGA, THIS ARC IS ACTUALLY MORE COMPLEX THAN IN THE GAME!
SIXTH, YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!
OKAY, YOU CHANGED SO MUCH AND YOU KEPT HOW YUKA NEEDS TO PEE!?
SEVENTH, YUKA AND SATOSHI TRUST SACHIKO LEADING YUKA OUTSIDE!
NO, THAT'S BULLSHIT! YUKA COULDN'T HOLD IT ANY LONGER IN THE GAME AND MANGA SO HE SENT HER OUTSIDE ONLY FOR THE DIMENSIONS TO PASS OVER! IN THIS ONE, SACHIKO JUST KNOCKS SATOSHI OUT AND TAKES HIM SOMEWHERE! DID SATOSHI REALLY GET BEATEN BY A LITTLE GIRL!?
EIGHTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE DISCOVERS WHO'S CORPSE WAS STUCK TO THE WALL IN A MATTER OF SECONDS AFTER TAKING THE PICTURE!?
WHAT THE FUCK?! IN THE GAME(And Manga)IT TOOK UNTIL THE CLIMAX FOR HIM TO REALIZE IT AND MORISHIGE HAD ENCOUNTERED BOTH YUKA AND AYUMI AND YOSHIKI BEFORE THAT! HERE, HE ONLY SEES SATOSHI AND YUKA ONCE!
NINTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE TURNS INTO A MURDERER!!?
You know what? FUCK THIS GAME! MORISHIGE WASN'T EVEN ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS IN THE GAMES BUT I FOUND HIM INTERESTING AND CREEPY TO WATCH! HERE, HE'S A FUCKING JOKE! MORISHIGE WAS CREEPY AND ENJOYED THE SUFFERING OF OTHERS(Except for Mayu)BUT HE NEVER, AND I MEAN NEVER, WOULD HURT SOMEBODY! HE CHASED YUKA TO SEE HER SUFFER BUT HE NEVER ACTUALLY TOUCHED HER! HE JUST WANTED TO SEE HER AFRAID SO HE MADE IT LOOK LIKE HE WOULD KILL HER! HERE, HE FLAT OUT TRIES TO KILL HER! HE'S JUST LIKE "You're gonna end up like Mayu" AND I'M LIKE "THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS GOING TO PULL THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ON US!?" AND NO, HE WASN'T TRYING TO JUST SCARE YUKA, IT'S STRONGLY HINTED HE HAD KILLED SOMEONE BEFORE HER AND HE LATER ATTACKS KIZAMI AND HE SWUNG A HUGE METAL POLE AT YUKA'S HEAD INTENDING TO KILL HER! SURE, IN THE MANGA HE TRIED TO GRAB HER BUT GRABBING SOMEONE WOULDN'T FUCKING KILL THEM!
TENTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS REVEALED TO BE A PSYCHO IN 30 SECONDS!
Okay, we got to KNOW Kizami in the game! He was a hunk, he was intelligent, he wouldn't take bullshit, he's annoyed by everyone, he's trying to find his little sister(He isn't)And he had great interactions with Yuka and in the manga, Kurozaki. HERE, HE JUST SHOWS UP AND KILLS MORISHIGE!
ELEVENTH OF ALL, MORISHIGE GETS KILLED BY KIZAMI!?
NO, ONCE MORISHIGE FOUND OUT WHERE MAYU WAS, HE COMMITED SUICIDE AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW(Blood Drive revealing that he only broke his arm and Kizami convinced him to stab himself and peacefully bleed out to join Mayu)BECAUSE HE WENT INSANE! HE REALIZED MAYU'S CORPSE WAS AROUSING HIM! HE BLEW IT! HERE, NOT ONLY IS A FLANDERIZED MURDERER BUT KIZAMI KILLS HIM! HIM AND KIZAMI ONLY EVEN MET IN THE EXTRA CHAPTERS!
AND YOU'RE GIVING HIM A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT DEATH JUST LIKE HOW THEY CHANGED MAYU'S DEATH AND- No, that one's a few more episodes. BUT SERIOUSLY, YOU ALREADY FUCKED UP AND YOU JUST WANT TO DIG MORE HOLES! THIS IS ALREADY THE SHITTIEST ADAPTATION SEEN! SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT THE DANGAN RONPA ANIME FOR TAKING OUT THE FREE TIME EVENTS AND A COUPLE MORE SCENES, BUT AT LEAST IT KEPT THE SAME STORY INSTEAD OF JUST THROWING THIS BULLSHIT AT US! I BET KILLING MORISHIGE LIKE THAT WAS JUST TO BE EDGY! BECAUSE IN THE GAME, WE DIDN'T SEE HIS CORPSE, SO THEY MUST HAVE GIVEN MORISHIGE A GORY DEATH JUST TO BE EDGY! Btw, PEOPLE DON'T DIE LIKE THAT WHEN THEY GET STABBED IN THE NECK!
TWELFTH OF ALL, KIZAMI IS CRAZY FOR THE SAKE OF IT!
Okay, that's not entirely true. In the game, he was a child that took pleasure in death so he tortured animals and tried to skin Kurozaki's hamster. He also hated people because they were stupid to him and he loathed his older sister because she scolded him too much so he wants a little sister. Then, he goes into a school full of despair and he sees a little girl... His sadistic nature pretty much exploded. In the anime, HE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN! HE'S JUST SOMEONE SACHIKO CREATED TO TRY AND KILL YUKA! DO I NEED TO EXPLAIN WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS?!
THIRTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI DOESN'T HELP AYUMI ONCE!
ANYONE WHO'S PLAYED THE GAME KNOWS THAT YOSHIKI PROTECTS AYUMI BECAUSE SHE IS DEAR TO HIM! HERE, AYUMI SAVES HERSELF WHILE YOSHIKI JUST GETS KNOCKED OUT(From getting pushed over btw)OR PUSSIES OUT FORCING AYUMI TO SAVE HERSELF MAKING HIM LOOK UNGRATEFUL!
FOURTEENTH OF ALL, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI HELP ALL THREE GHOSTS IN A MATTER OF TWO SECONDS!
I'M NOT KIDDING, THEY GIVE RYOU HIS TONGUE BACK, AND THEN NEXT TIME WE SEE THE TWO, ALL OF THE GHOSTS WERE HELPED!
FIFTEENTH OF ALL, NOT A SINGLE FUCKING CHARACTER INTERACTION!
NO, THAT SCENE WERE AYUMI AND YOSHIKI SPOKE ON THE STAIRS DOESN'T COUNT! THAT WAS THEM DISCUSSING THE PLAN, NOT LETTING THEIR PERSONALITIES AND RELATIONSHIPS PLAY OFF OF EACH OTHER! I THINK THE ONLY TIME WE HAD AN INTERACTION WAS IN EPISODE 1 WHERE SEIKO SPOKE NAOMI ON THE BED HOLDING UP SEIKO'S DEATH FLAG!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE OTHER CHARACTERS, THE GAME HAD A LOT OF CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T EVEN IN CHAPTER 2! WHERE'S KUROZAKI?! WHERE'S FUKUROI AND MITSUKI!? WHERE ARE THE OTHER BYAKUDEN KIDS!? WHERE'S TAGUCHI!? DON'T ADAPT BLOOD DRIVE ANYTIME SOON WRITERS, YOU'LL TAKE OUT MISUTO AND MAKE MISS. KUON A JAMAICAN MAN!
SIXTEENTH OF ALL, EVERYONE IS OUT OF CHARACTER EXCEPT FOR YUKA!
I ALREADY HANDLED MOST OF THEM BUT YUKA ACTS ALMOST EXACTLY LIKE SHE DOES IN THE GAMES HERE, SO THAT'S GOOD BUT EVERYONE ELSE IS FUCKING RETARDED! ESPECIALLY MORISHIGE AND YOSHIKI!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, THE TRANSITIONS ARE SHIT!
IN THE GAME, THERE WAS A MUCH SLOWER PACING SO CHARACTERS COULD MEET UP EASIER AND EVENTS COULD HAPPEN LATER AND CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT CAN BE MADE! HERE, IT'S A FUCKING RIDE! YUKA GETS DITCHED BY SATOSHI, SO SHE FINDS MORISHIGE, YUKA HIDES FROM MORISHIGE TO FIND KIZAMI IMMEDIATELY AFTER! THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE FOR THE ENTIRE EPISODE PEOPLE!
SEVENTEENTH OF ALL, NO CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT! NOT EVEN A HINT!
DON'T NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE!
So that's SEVENTEEN MAJOR PROBLEMS IS JUST ONE FUCKING EPISODE! This aren't just problems that I easily noticed, these are MAAAAAAAAAJOR PROBLEMS WITH THE STORY!

And then.. There's the third episode... Oh god no! Oh fuck no! We are not doing that episode! *deep breathe* OKAY, LET'S DO THIS! THEY CAN'T FUCK UP THIS ADAPTATION MORE!
Satoshi's being a retard, okay.
Satoshi's finds Naomi all fine despite in the game he found her HANGING HERSELF AND HE HAD TO SAVE HER!
Naomi will show Satoshi Seiko's Corpse? Okay and- *LOLS* WHAT THE FUCK!? XD WHY IS SEIKO BLEEDING FROM HER EYES! SHE WASN'T LIKE THAT BEFORE! AND WHY IS EVERYTHING EXCEPT FOR HER NECK BEATEN!? XD IN THE GAME IN THE MANGA, SHE JUST HAD AN INJURY ON HER NECK! XD
Okay, after that unintentionally hilarious scene, Yuka's getting chased by Kizami. Awesome! This scene was so fucking epic in the game- AAAAND it lasts less than 15 seconds, takes out Kizami's fantastic lines and have Yoshikazu hit him on the head with a hammer. How anti-climactic. Also, in the game, Sachiko wanted to get to Yuka before Kizami so she got Yoshikazu to skin him alive. Here, Yoshikazu just wants Sachiko's love and attention XD
Oh god, normally, I'd be complaining at the top of my lungs but the second episode was bad enough that I've calmed down.
So Yoshiki and Ayumi make it back and Yuki shows Ayumi her memories. Oh god, this nightmare fuel scene! I love this fucking scene! It's so scary and it gave me nightmares for weeks........
AND THEY USE IT AS AN EXCUSE TO BE FUCKING EDGY! THEY SHOW THE TONGUES GETTING CUT OFF(They were torn out in the game though wtf)AND THEY SHOW EYES GETTING STABBED WITH SCISSORS BEFORE THE TRUE MURDERER IS REVEALED! IN THE GAME, WE ONLY HEARD NOISES AND THE SCREAMS OF CHILDREN! WE KNEW HOW THEY DIED FROM THE NEWSPAPER ARTICLE BUT IT WAS SLOWLY BUILDING UP TO AYUMI GETTING SLAUGHTERED!
ALSO, SHOWING AYUMI'S SLAUGHTER IS SO STUPID! IF WE SAW IT IN FIRST PERSON, IT'D BE BETTER! SURE, THE MANGA DIDN'T DO THAT BUT IT KEPT THE SLAUGHTER DONE RIGHT! AYUMI IN THE ANIME HAD HER EYE TAKEN OUT! WHAT HAPPENED IN THE GAME!? IT WAS SMASHED IN WITH SCISSORS UNTIL HER EYE TURNED INTO SOMETHING THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE SOUP! IT WAS MORE DESCRIPTIVE BUT THAT WAS THE IDEA OF IT! HERE, THEY JUST RIP OUT HER EYE! WOW, YOU WANT TO BE EDGY AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN KEEP A DARKER DEATH!
Okay, so after that bullshit, Satoshi is suddenly a badass.
WHAT!?
We see Ayumi wake up, the story goes as it should be with animation that tbh, looks better in the game full of pixels, and then.. WAIT! WAIT! WAAAAAIT A FUUUUUCK!
YOSHIKI FIGHTS WITH AYUMI AND PUSSIES OUT!? THAT NEVER HAPPENED IN THE GAME! IT HAPPENED IN A CERTAIN ENDING AND IN THE MANGA BUT HE HAD A MUCH BETTER REASON THAN "I'm scared!!" HE JUST WANTED TO PROTECT AYUMI! HE WAS WILLING TO GO HIMSELF BUT AS HE STATES IN BLOOD DRIVE, SHE HAS CHEATED DEATH TOO MANY TIMES! IF SHE WENT BACK, SHE'D ALMOST CERTAINLY DIE! ALSO, AYUMI DITCHES HIM AND HIS REACTION IS "Dammit!" HE WAS ON THE VERGE OF TEARS IN THE MANGA AND GAME!
OKAY, SO BULLSHIT HAS ALREADY COME BACK!
But you know, maybe it'll take the manga route from here, maybe Yoshiki will go back to the school. Maybe- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?
KIZAMI GOT SKINNED ALIVE AND KIDNAPPED YUKA!? AND THEN HE CONSTANTLY TORTURED HER! THIS... THIS NEVER HAPPENED! GAME OR MANGA! AND HE.. RIPPED OUT HER EYE!? AND HE.. STABBED HER REPEATEDLY!? WHAT THE FUCK!?
WHAT'S THAT SATOSHI PRICK DOING WHILE THIS IS HAPPENING!? OKAY, SO HE KNOWS SOMETHING'S UP WITH YUKA! WAIT, WHY DID NAOMI STAY BEHIND!? OH WELL, JUST SAVE YUKA! KEEP ONE THING IN THIS FUCKING ANIME CANNON!
WAIT, YOSHIKI CAME BACK! HORRAY! MAYBE THEY ARE DOING SOMETHING WITH THIS! HE.. KNOCKED OFF KIZAMI'S HEAD WITH A POLE!? OKAY THEN, THAT'S STUPID BUT WHATEVER, JUST- AYUMI FINDS HIM! GREAT! IS THIS FINALLY GONNA GO INTO A DECENT DIRE-
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WHAT. THE. LIVING. FUCK!?
You writers.. Had the BALLS... To KILL OFF YOSHIKI IN A TERRIBLE AND RUSHED MANNER!? And not only that... BUT YUKA ALSO DIES ANYWAYS!
I. CALL. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLSHIT! IN THE GAME, THESE TWO LIVED! YOSHIKI AND YUKA NEVER DIED! IN FACT, YOSHIKI AND AYUMI WERE THE MAIN CHARACTERS! AND HERE, YOSHIKI'S A SIDE CHARACTER WHILE SATOSHIT TAKES HIS PLACE! NOT TO PISS OF SATOSHI FANS BUT... YOSHIKI IS MUCH BETTER CHARACTER! HE'S ACTUALLY INTERESTING AND HAS A PERSONALITY! WELL, HERE HIS ONLY TRAIT IS BEING A DICK BUT WHATEVER!
YUKA DIES!? YUKA AND YOSHIKI DIE!?
YOU FUCKING WOT M8! NOBODY KILLS OFF YUKA AND YOSHIKI! WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WILL YOU THROW AT US OVA!? HOW MUCH MORE CAN YOU FUCK UP THE PLOT IN THE LAST EPISODE!

Well, this is a very long rant so I'll just sum up the final episode quickly as I can.
The episode is a rushed version of chapter 5(And I mean really rushed)except Yuka and Yoshiki aren't even there because they're dead. Miss. Yui shows up with no explanation on how Yoshikazu didn't kill her and talks with Ayumi. He dies a hilarious death that's NOTHING LIKE THE GAME AT ALL! But considering what else this bullshit pulled, I'm not surprised they did that to her.
Seiko's corpse is still unrealistically edgy. They fucked up the scene where Seiko saves Naomi(My favorite scene in the game that made me shed tears, thanks you prick writers)by making it under 20 seconds and since we didn't give a shit about anyone due to every hint of character development being removed, and the climax happened. Okay, so unlike the game, it's an action scene. Alright, I can buy that. It harmless compared to the shit that they already had done.

AND THEN THERE'S THE ENDING!
Going into this, I'll say I hate Satoshi. He's bland dense fuck who only slows the characters down and can't figure out when someone likes him including his own sister.
BUT I WASN'T OKAY WITH A FUCKING TWIST ENDING THAT COMPLETELY GOES AWAY FROM THE GAME DESTROYING THE BITTERSWEET ENDING ABOUT SEIKO AND NAOMI THAT SATOSHI MERELY PARTICIPATED IN AND MAKE IT SATOSHI ENDING UP IN KIZAMI'S SCHOOL(Despite him working for Sachiko, yay plot holes)AND NAOMI AND AYUMI RIPPING OFF HIS FUCKING ARMS WITH BUILD UP WHATSOEVER AS SATOSHI BLEEDS TO DEATH AT KIZAMI'S NON EXISTENT SCHOOL WHILE AYUMI AND NAOMI WATCH HIS ARMS IN THE CLASSROOM!

Then it ends.

One word:
BULLSHIT!
I hope corpse party gets a 12 episode reboot anime and possibly a second season for blood drive and it'll follow the plot and character development of the game! BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF SHIT MADE PEOPLE GO "Oh, so this happened in the game" WHEN NONE OF IT FUCKING DID!
I HOPE NOBODY WATCHES THIS PIECE OF SHIT WITHOUT PLAYING THE GAME FIRST! THERE WERE PROBLEMS I DIDN'T EVEN TOUCH ON HERE!

woah man
woah
chill

MY EYES!!

It's so shit that it burned your eyes.
Can someone get that part of corpse Party: Blood Drive where Naomi's eye starts to have "Sachi" imprinted on it and replace it with the corpse party: Tortured souls anime.

no man just no your WALL OF TEXT IS WHAT BURNS MY EYES how long did it take you to type that?!

A few hours. Don't worry, I put it into a spoiler tag/

Nov 6, 2015 12:46 AM

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I hadn't chance for rate any anime 1 or even 2 cuz mostly I drop them after 2 eps & I think there is nothing to rate then.

Is it GreanPeace? I don't think so - whine to your parents or tell'em to buy sth for ur buttpain. Those ppl won't help you.

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Nov 6, 2015 12:46 AM

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ishiZY said:
I hadn't chance for rate any anime 1 or even 2 cuz mostly I drop them after 2 eps & I think there is nothing to rate then.

What if there's a sudden shitty ending like Akuma no riddle.

Nov 6, 2015 12:50 AM

#126

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JewellTH said:

Did you write all that? Apparently that wall of text would 10 minutes to read. Is it really that bad? I saw the prequel and it was pretty bad, but if the actual OVA is that bad then I might have to watch it. I've watched MoD, Glasslip, and Elfen Lied and I'm planning to watch Skelter Heaven, School Days, and Another so I'm pretty much collecting shit anime. If this is also on that level of shit then I might give it a try.

Nov 6, 2015 12:52 AM

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zombie_pegasus said:

JewellTH said:

Did you write all that? Apparently that wall of text would 10 minutes to read. Is it really that bad? I saw the prequel and it was pretty bad, but if the actual OVA is that bad then I might have to watch it.

If you thought the prequel was bad, yes you'll also find it bad.
If you played the game first, it's the worst thing we've ever produced as a species.

Nov 6, 2015 12:53 AM

#128

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zombie_pegasus said:

JewellTH said:

Did you write all that? Apparently that wall of text would 10 minutes to read. Is it really that bad? I saw the prequel and it was pretty bad, but if the actual OVA is that bad then I might have to watch it. I've watched MoD, Glasslip, and Elfen Lied and I'm planning to watch Skelter Heaven, School Days, and Another so I'm pretty much collecting shit anime. If this is also on that level of shit then I might give it a try.

it's a pretty typical "everyone dies in stupid ways" horror; not that special imo
if you want the real shit OVAs, i suggest Marimo no Hana and Chokotan

Nov 6, 2015 12:55 AM

#129

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romagia said:

zombie_pegasus said:

JewellTH said:

Did you write all that? Apparently that wall of text would 10 minutes to read. Is it really that bad? I saw the prequel and it was pretty bad, but if the actual OVA is that bad then I might have to watch it. I've watched MoD, Glasslip, and Elfen Lied and I'm planning to watch Skelter Heaven, School Days, and Another so I'm pretty much collecting shit anime. If this is also on that level of shit then I might give it a try.

it's a pretty typical "everyone dies in stupid ways" horror; not that special imo

Compare it to the game.. And it'll be special in it's own way.

Nov 6, 2015 12:57 AM

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JewellTH said:

romagia said:

zombie_pegasus said:

JewellTH said:

Did you write all that? Apparently that wall of text would 10 minutes to read. Is it really that bad? I saw the prequel and it was pretty bad, but if the actual OVA is that bad then I might have to watch it. I've watched MoD, Glasslip, and Elfen Lied and I'm planning to watch Skelter Heaven, School Days, and Another so I'm pretty much collecting shit anime. If this is also on that level of shit then I might give it a try.

it's a pretty typical "everyone dies in stupid ways" horror; not that special imo

Compare it to the game.. And it'll be special in it's own way.

it's special by being the only RPG maker game anime [that i know of]

Nov 6, 2015 1:00 AM

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romagia said:

JewellTH said:

romagia said:

zombie_pegasus said:

JewellTH said:

Did you write all that? Apparently that wall of text would 10 minutes to read. Is it really that bad? I saw the prequel and it was pretty bad, but if the actual OVA is that bad then I might have to watch it. I've watched MoD, Glasslip, and Elfen Lied and I'm planning to watch Skelter Heaven, School Days, and Another so I'm pretty much collecting shit anime. If this is also on that level of shit then I might give it a try.

it's a pretty typical "everyone dies in stupid ways" horror; not that special imo

Compare it to the game.. And it'll be special in it's own way.

it's special by being the only RPG maker game anime [that i know of]

That is correct. It is the only RPG maker game to get an anime. Unfortunately, the anime is shit. I hope they don't make an Ib anime anytime soon. *shivers*

Nov 6, 2015 1:09 AM

#132

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JewellTH said:

romagia said:

zombie_pegasus said:

JewellTH said:

Did you write all that? Apparently that wall of text would 10 minutes to read. Is it really that bad? I saw the prequel and it was pretty bad, but if the actual OVA is that bad then I might have to watch it. I've watched MoD, Glasslip, and Elfen Lied and I'm planning to watch Skelter Heaven, School Days, and Another so I'm pretty much collecting shit anime. If this is also on that level of shit then I might give it a try.

it's a pretty typical "everyone dies in stupid ways" horror; not that special imo

Compare it to the game.. And it'll be special in it's own way.

Grisaia and Tokyo Ghoul are also known for being bad adaptions.

Nov 6, 2015 1:10 AM

#133

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zombie_pegasus said:

JewellTH said:

romagia said:

zombie_pegasus said:

JewellTH said:

Did you write all that? Apparently that wall of text would 10 minutes to read. Is it really that bad? I saw the prequel and it was pretty bad, but if the actual OVA is that bad then I might have to watch it. I've watched MoD, Glasslip, and Elfen Lied and I'm planning to watch Skelter Heaven, School Days, and Another so I'm pretty much collecting shit anime. If this is also on that level of shit then I might give it a try.

it's a pretty typical "everyone dies in stupid ways" horror; not that special imo

Compare it to the game.. And it'll be special in it's own way.

Grisaia and Tokyo Ghoul are also known for being bad adaptions.

It's worse than those. As I agree that they're nearly as bad, but they aren't as bad because they still kept in a similar story to the source.

Nov 6, 2015 1:39 AM

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yeah i did, and its Sword art Online

Nov 6, 2015 1:43 AM

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Around 80 or so, 90% of them are shorts and ova like Mars of destruction, Human zoo or poplin rose but I've encountered few TV series that were so shitty that I've no choice except rating them 1/10 like Isuca, Mekaku shitty actors, Madoka magica or Green green.

FUCK YOU MAL

Nov 6, 2015 1:44 AM

#136

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Shitcom

Nov 6, 2015 1:44 AM

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rebornnora said:
yeah i did, and its Sword art Online

You can still find more less decent than SAO you know. :)

Nov 6, 2015 1:52 AM

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Inferno_Cop said:
Around 80 or so, 90% of them are shorts and ova like Mars of destruction, Human zoo or poplin rose but I've encountered few TV series that were so shitty that I've no choice except rating them 1/10 like Isuca, Mekaku shitty actors, Madoka magica or Green green.

Nov 6, 2015 2:01 AM

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_RyuuJi_ said:

rebornnora said:
yeah i did, and its Sword art Online

You can still find more less decent than SAO you know. :)

I rather watch School days than SAO
I rather watch Pupa than SAO
hell, i rather watch boku no pico than SAO, even though i gave that anime a rating of 1

Nov 6, 2015 2:04 AM

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rebornnora said:

_RyuuJi_ said:

You can still find more less decent than SAO you know. :)

I rather watch School days than SAO
I rather watch Pupa than SAO
hell, i rather watch boku no pico than SAO, even though i gave that anime a rating of 1

I agree on your first statement. :D Didn't watch the last two.

Nov 6, 2015 2:05 AM

#141

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Yes. 29. Mostly crappy shorts, and Fairy Tail.

Nov 6, 2015 2:14 AM

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Pupa is not that bad as everyone says/thinks or whatever....

ShitCom and everything from that creator was total garbage...sick cunts only create that sh1t..

Nov 6, 2015 3:41 AM

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Yes, I have. I have more than 5 anime(Valkyrie Drive: Mermaid,To LOVE-Ru Darkness 2nd, Shimoneta to Iu Gainen ga Sonzai Shinai Taikutsu na Sekai, Diabolik Lovers...) and I think I'm correct when I give them 1 point, most of them fit every requirement:
-Story is "meh" and/or plain.
-Characters are plain and/or incoherent.
-Character development is "meh" to nonexistent.
-Characters are useless because they're childrish and/or dumb. They don't fit their age/job/education.
-Texture, shadow,light, character's move..are "meh" to "ok".
-It sells because of superficial aspects (moe, ecchi and/or hentai).
-Moral values are too low and they show it a lot of times: sexualizing/raping/torturing children/teenagers for the sake of watchers's morbidity/dumbness.

Nov 6, 2015 3:43 AM

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Shitcom.

Nov 6, 2015 3:46 AM

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So far i haven't seen (hopefully will never see) an anime worth a 1.. For me a 1 is if said anime doesn't have any positive point or redeeming quality..

Reality is the lifeblood that makes a work pulse with energy. Reality itself is entertainment

Nov 6, 2015 3:49 AM

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Nothing yet. Though if I ever came across an anime that deserved a 1, I'd probably not even be able to sit through the first episode, so I'd not be able to put it on my list...

Nov 6, 2015 3:59 AM

#147

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Lowest I gave was is 2
to mirai nikki and Code Geass R2.
A 1 would be something with literally no redeeming qualities.

Nov 6, 2015 4:13 AM

#148

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Shitcom

it's only 3 minutes or so; so you can easily watch it if you want to know why

Nov 6, 2015 4:30 AM

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from what i see y'all have shit taste in anime. mars of destruction? masterpiece only genius will understand? chaos ; head @lordwen? looka likw the trick or treat left scars on you but the show is still decent? scholl days? one oif the best endings in anime history. it shows that u can't go fuck every girl you know and her friends without consequences. ichi the killer? dude that's the mc main traits, he has pshycologic issues, that's y he gets hard from killing. inferno cop? savior of anime. midori shoujo? eroguro ftw.
skelter heaven and pupa? okk those should be erased from history

"Be who you are and say what you mean, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind" - Dr. Seuss

Nov 6, 2015 4:35 AM

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Yes, 1 on my list is reserved for terrible hentai.

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