| Ok. Lets get all of the "Pets can't talk" and "I've never owned a pet and never will" out of our systems now. Yes, they are in a painting now, and they are clouds, and the clouds have went away because logic. Personally, I live with a parrot, a dog, and a snake atm. The snake would say something like "Why don't you feed me more often, you fiend" To which, I'd reply with something along the lines of you only need to eat once or so a month, baka! The dog wouldn't even bother talking. It'd be busy sleeping and not caring. My parrot, Chili, would probably be like I don't know all my pets are weird, but what you guys' pets? |
   I envy your delusion; I wish I could live in it  |
| I don't have a pet but i really want one ;_; |
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| Not much, they are all dead in my backyard. |
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| Holy shit, now we can talk between us WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW |
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My dog Winston would probably say: "attention? ATTENTION! I NEED ATTENTION! NO DON'T LEAVE THE ROOM! COME BACK! Can I lick you? Can I lick your feet? Oh, I see you've left your shoes on the floor, let me pick one up and run away with it. ATTENTION! Oh, I have to take a dump, let me outside? K thx. Can I have attention?" That's how I imagine it goes with him anyways. |
bigguy said: My dog Winston would probably say: "attention? ATTENTION! I NEED ATTENTION! NO DON'T LEAVE THE ROOM! COME BACK! Can I lick you? Can I lick your feet? Oh, I see you've left your shoes on the floor, let me pick one up and run away with it. ATTENTION! Oh, I have to take a dump, let me outside? K thx. Can I have attention?" That's how I imagine it goes with him anyways. Was about to write the exact same thing lol. |
| I don't have a pet and I don't want one |
| My dog today would tell me something like: "I was expecting you to take me out for a walk and you didn't, Im dissapointed but Im still gonna sleep with you tonight." |
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PurpleJaeden said: Not much, they are all dead in my backyard. Most of mine are too, after burying to many guinea-pigs death doesn't really shock you anymore |
| I've been here way too long... |
| Feed me. |
| I had a hamster, 14 guinea pigs (not at the same time of course), about 30-40 cats (not at the same time, my mom's hobby is professional cat breeding), I had to live with a parrot for a whole day (what a nightmare it was T.T), I had a dog for a week and currently I have 4 cats. One of my cats likes to punch the others in the face, harass one of the cats and get all the food for herself. My mom even calls her "The czarina" lol. So I guess if she could talk she would order me around like I'm her little bitch. |
| stop bothering me when i'm trying to sleep |
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| I don't know, but I want to. I want to understand my bae. |
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Eiji-chan said: badwolf45f said: My dog today would tell me something like: "I was expecting you to take me out for a walk and you didn't, Im dissapointed but Im still gonna sleep with you tonight." Oh god that reminds me of when i forgot to take out my dog, when i was going to sleep he jumped on me and 5 mins later he pissed on me ;-; Well, you kindda desverd it...same with me if my dog do the same. |
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| It would say "why the fuck do you have shit taste?" |
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| If my dog could talk, that'd be best thing ever. He'd be able to reason, and think. It would be like having the best bestfriend |
| It would be best if they didn't talk or they might start making demands for equality. |
 Behold of my awesomeness~ controversial and/or sensitive topics likely devolve into the same repetitive, derogatory, abusive, and harassing comments can no longer be posted. But my feels. |
Rasco said: It would be best if they didn't talk or they might start making demands for equality. Better call Napoleon. |
erikerik said: Syndiciate said: Better call Napoleon. Check out the book Animal Farm by George Orwell that shows how would animals live in their own society and how man-like it would become. Bitch pls hardcore peeps go for Winnie the Pooh. |
Before said: I don't have a pet and I don't want one |
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| uhh i had a fish once b4 i left Greece when i was 5 my family completely forgot about him so he prolly starved to death he wud say "Fuck you" only pet i had :P |
erikerik said: Syndiciate said: Better call Napoleon. Check out the book Animal Farm by George Orwell that shows how would animals live in their own society and how man-like it would become. That was where the reference came from. xD |
Is this like if cats could talk they'd ruin your life? I've seen what you masturbate over. |
Trance said: I'm a guy and I can imagine buttfucking another guy. I don't find the thought repulsive, and I can even imagine kissing another man. |
erikerik said: Saki-nyan said: Bitch pls hardcore peeps go for Winnie the Pooh. I've already seen Pepp The Pig so pfff Say nothing until you have seen My Little Pony. (Don't ask when unicorns became real animals I don't know either) |
| "Dude, stop telling me where to piss" |
| You didn't feed me, now I'm dead. |
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| Baka-cats are tsunderes. |
 Anime is good, fucking deal with it. |
| "Im gonna stab u" |
| I love you would be nice. |
Anime is good, fucking deal with it. |
Eiji-chan said: Rin-ichihara said: "Im gonna stab u" What kind of pet do u have ? A porcupine maybe |
I envy your delusion; I wish I could live in it |
| "Feed me." |
"Be the change you wish to see in the world."  |
Protaku94 said: Eiji-chan said: What kind of pet do u have ? A porcupine maybe An unicorn? |
| 'let me the fuck out' |
| What do you mean "if it could talk"? Do you mean that it would have the intelligence of a human and know english? Or that it would simply translate it's thoughts into english and express them? How would it understand what you're saying unless it does have the intelligence of a human? I mean, if a goldfish could talk, it would only say things like "hungry...hungry....uncomfortable....hungry....food....full.....uncomfortable....uncomfortable...wait....uncomfortable...." that would be terrible. |
xEmptiness said: "if we follow what SW is suggesting, nihilism is the conclusion" |
BunnyMe said: Space-Wizard said: What do you mean "if it could talk"? Do you mean that it would have the intelligence of a human and know english? Or that it would simply translate it's thoughts into english and express them? How would it understand what you're saying unless it does have the intelligence of a human? I mean, if a goldfish could talk, it would only say things like "hungry...hungry....uncomfortable....hungry....food....full.....uncomfortable....uncomfortable...wait....uncomfortable...." that would be terrible. Why is it so uncomfortable in your fish tank? =o Because they're only cleaned like once a month, so the fish is constantly swimming and breathing it's own shit and urine. Because it's rarely at the temperature that it's evolved to live in. Because food is something that comes at strange intervals. Because being a fish is probably just uncomfortable anyway. |
xEmptiness said: "if we follow what SW is suggesting, nihilism is the conclusion" |
Space-Wizard said: BunnyMe said: Why is it so uncomfortable in your fish tank? =o Because they're only cleaned like once a month, so the fish is constantly swimming and breathing it's own shit and urine. Because it's rarely at the temperature that it's evolved to live in. Because food is something that comes at strange intervals. Because being a fish is probably just uncomfortable anyway. Pretend the fish wants human rights and go from there |
I envy your delusion; I wish I could live in it |
Go find yourself another corner to read your book. I will invade it later on anyway. |
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