| my my, your trying so hard (cuts of arm) here now you cant even hold a sword anymore."because there is a reason you cant die yet, because there is something you have to protect that enables you to live on, those are foolish fantasies of the weak" a saying made up by an anime character, but it was epic : ) |
GdesuOct 5, 2009 5:24 AM
| "Your mother is so fat that for you to take a picture it has to be by google earth" xD |
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| "Um, you want a can of wine?" |
| And the dude from The Lake House is all "WHOA!" |
| "I'm gonna make an offer you can't refuse" The Godfather |
| "I have never been dead in all my life. I have heard that death is a serious matter, but never from any of those who have experienced it." ~Parker Adderson, Civil War Spy. "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." ~Lazarus Long "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." ~George Orwell "I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers." ~unknown "The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts: the less you know the hotter you get." ~Bertrand Russell. "Do what you ought, not what you please." ~Benjamin Franklin "Men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest" ~Denis Diderot "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." ~Dorothy Parker "I like to go to the parks, and see the little children jump and scream. You see, they don't know I'm using blanks." ~Emo Phillips "Outside a dog, a book is a man's best friend, and inside a dog it's too dark to read." ~Groucho Marx ""One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I don't know." ~Groucho Marx "I sent a telegraph to the club stating 'Please accept my resignation. I don’t care to belong to any club that will have me as a member.'" ~Groucho Marx (Yes, I love Groucho Marx) "From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it." ~Groucho Marx "Die, my dear? Why that's the last thing I'll do!" ~Groucho Marx Some of my favorites. |
BubblerOct 9, 2009 8:22 PM
We can't stop here! This is bat country! |
| "Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me." -Clint Eastwood |
| ''So, let me get this straight: You can invent Tanks, Jet skiis, and a gigantic, freakin' Drill. But the concept of a Hot air balloon elluuuuudees you.'' ''Yes'' ''....I hate this world and everyone in it.'' ~GanXingba You probably didn't get this joke without knowing that (well, ca. atleast:) Tanks (Invented in 1915) Jet skiis (Invented in 1973) Gigantic, freakin' drill (Invented in 20xx) Hot air balloon (Invented in 1783) Well, I find it awesome =O |
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| "You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it." ~Robin Williams |
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