Ng2491 said: Lol, so she was giving him a fellatio (or blowjob, whatever you call it), then somehow a van hit their car, which result in she biting off his penis? I not sure whether I should laugh or feel bad for the guy . . . oh wait, I've already laughed ^-^ KyuuA4 said: Divine Justice. "Thou shalt not commit adultery". If adults commit "adultery," then what on earth do teenagers commit? Teenagerety? That and . . . why do we park in a "driveway" and drive in a "parkway"? English is such a weird language <_< Its a penny for your thoughts... yet everyone gives you their two cents. |
| Lol I remember reading this article on Sankaku, it reminds me of the "Man bites off own Penis" article they had.....geez they have lotsa penis mutilation stories lool |
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| This whole thing's just stupid. If he had done it in the office, he could have filed for worker's comp. |
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| I imagine this scenario went one of two ways, depending on how big the chunk she bit off was. 1 - Just the head was bitten off. You can imagine how easily it would be to cut through that 2 - Entire penis was bitten off. This is a bit more complicated. Now she was at the base of the penis when the car hit, and she had just commenced fellatio, so he was at "half mast" if you will. When the car hit, she bit, moved quickly, RIIIIIIIIP. |
We can't stop here! This is bat country! |
CUNTDESTROYER666 said: Maybe it was really small. baby size?? |
IZUMI64 said: CUNTDESTROYER666 said: Maybe it was really small. baby size?? bite size |
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