| Discuss. Doesn't have anything to do with my life expectancy thread or anything. |
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| I saw my cousin naked once, it's a girl. |
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| I was abandoned by my dad I also named my hentai folder "The Fappening" |
| I put a hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture and the only bones I broke was my dick's. |
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Vitruvius said: How surprising moss-kun.Mai waifu isn't a reality yet. Dojourei said: :0I saw my cousin naked once, it's a girl. OT: My cousin has seen me naked, acidentally. |
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MechaKiryu said: Does this have something to do with you not masturbating?I put a hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture and the only bones I broke was my dick's. |
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| Today marks the fifith time that I have asked for a water cup at a fast food place and filled it with stuff that isn't water |
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Rothrock said: No, I don't fap because I have better things to do with my time.MechaKiryu said: Does this have something to do with you not masturbating?I put a hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture and the only bones I broke was my dick's. |
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MechaKiryu said: you realize fapping helps keep your prostate (among other things) healthy right? A few minutes a day to keep your body healthy is better now than down the run when you're paying for it in whole with hospital runs.Rothrock said: No, I don't fap because I have better things to do with my time.Does this have something to do with you not masturbating? Anti_Meta said: ah I'm guilty of this too. Last time I did it was last week. The girl who gave me the cup literally said "whatever, just take coke it's not like anyone gives a shit"Today marks the fifith time that I have asked for a water cup at a fast food place and filled it with stuff that isn't water |
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CookieGawd said: I was abandoned by my dad I also named my hentai folder "The Fappening" Bro. I have all the pics from that before they deleted it. Hmu if you need a fix |
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MechaKiryu said: I put a hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture and the only bones I broke was my dick's. Thanks for the new sig mecha. |
MechaKiryu said: Rothrock said: No, I don't fap because I have better things to do with my time.Does this have something to do with you not masturbating? Don't knock it until you try it ;)) |
Syrup- said: Those "other things" might be a better alternative than fapping.MechaKiryu said: you realize fapping helps keep your prostate (among other things) healthy right? A few minutes a day to keep your body healthy is better now than down the run when you're paying for it in whole with hospital runs.No, I don't fap because I have better things to do with my time. |
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CookieGawd said: :,( that's sad. My dad left too, but I usually visit him :)I was abandoned by my dad I also named my hentai folder "The Fappening" And lol. |
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Dojourei said: CookieGawd said: I was abandoned by my dad I also named my hentai folder "The Fappening" Bro. I have all the pics from that before they deleted it. Hmu if you need a fix lmao |
mayukachan said: MechaKiryu said: No, I don't fap because I have better things to do with my time. Don't knock it until you try it ;)) knock it... huehue |
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MechaKiryu said: "other things" was referring to the prostate and the other things that are affected by fapping. I mean I guess you could wait until you're married but...Those "other things" might be a better alternative than fapping. |
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| probably that I'm gay. most private thing I keep secret (irl, anyway) |
CookieGawd said: Dojourei said: Bro. I have all the pics from that before they deleted it. Hmu if you need a fix lmao Even Jennifer Lawrence's? |
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| Is it weird that I've never had a sexual/wet dream yet? >_> The most romantic was me |
Anti_Meta said: CookieGawd said: lmao Even Jennifer Lawrence's? You know it. ayyyyyyy |
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mayukachan said: Is it weird that I've never had a sexual/wet dream yet? >_> Nah that aint weird bb ive yet to have 1 either the most lewd one was |
MechaKiryu said: I put a hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture and the only bones I broke was my dick's. You know what makes it even more hilarious is there are no bones in your dick. OT I'm participating in a contest where you refrain from masturbating, sounds crazy I know but it's one of those underground things. |
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Syrup- said: Oh well, too bad for me. MechaKiryu said: "other things" was referring to the prostate and the other things that are affected by fapping. I mean I guess you could wait until you're married but...Those "other things" might be a better alternative than fapping. |
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mayukalewdchan said: Is it weird that I've never had a sexual/wet dream yet? >_> The most romantic was me Sounds like you've never had a good dream before. |
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Dojourei said: mayukalewdchan said: Is it weird that I've never had a sexual/wet dream yet? >_> The most romantic was me Sounds like you've never had a good dream before. I have. They don't necessarily have to be hot to be good!! :O Like I had a really nice one where I got to perform at a concert hall and the guy I liked was watching me perform. It was cute. :> |
Battlechili1 said: That's really crazy. Something similar happened to me. I have a lot of cousins. Mine wasn't arrested though, he got away.When I was really, really little, an older teenage cousin convinced me to let him touch me in...lewd ways. For years whenever I wanted him to play with me or something I'd tell him he could do that and he agreed. It wasn't until I was much older that I realized what the hell was going on. I put a stop to it, told on him, and he got sent to jail. And the odd thing about it all is, is that I want to apologize to him. For some reason I feel bad for having him sent to prison. So there. That's the most private thing I'm willing to share. mayukachan said: I've never had any too, actually. Truly surprising considering how twisted my mind is.Is it weird that I've never had a sexual/wet dream yet? >_> The most romantic was me |
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MechaKiryu said: hey don't fucking joke about that dude.Syrup- said: Oh well, too bad for me. "other things" was referring to the prostate and the other things that are affected by fapping. I mean I guess you could wait until you're married but... |
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mayukachan said: Dojourei said: Sounds like you've never had a good dream before. I have. They don't necessarily have to be hot to be good!! :O Like I had a really nice one where I got to perform at a concert hall and the guy I liked was watching me perform. It was cute. :> That's not original, you were probably just thinking about Shigatsu all day that day. |
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Battlechili1 said: Dojourei said: PfftSounds like you've never had a good dream before. Good dreams are overrated. Nightmares are where its at. Being forced into a horror movie... Nightmares are bitchmade when you realize you're dreaming. You realize you're invincible and ghosts and demons can't fuck with you. |
Chelizzle said: I'm naked when I post on mal  |
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Dojourei said: mayukachan said: I have. They don't necessarily have to be hot to be good!! :O Like I had a really nice one where I got to perform at a concert hall and the guy I liked was watching me perform. It was cute. :> That's not original, you were probably just thinking about Shigatsu all day that day. Nah, it's inspired by Nodame Cantabile :c Plus, I was a Musician before I got into anime. |
| sone I just remembered: my first full-on intercourse dream was about an anime character (Light from DN, ) |
| I once played a league game naked...suspiciously i did better then i usually do...maybe that's the secret |
| Killua may not be real... ;-; |
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Consequent said: ;-; don't say such thingsKillua may not be real... ;-; |
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Consequent said: Killua may not be real... ;-; he's real in ur hearts <3 |
Consequent said: Killua may not be real... ;-; WAT |
mayukachan said: Dojourei said: That's not original, you were probably just thinking about Shigatsu all day that day. Nah, it's inspired by Nodame Cantabile :c Plus, I was a Musician before I got into anime. Play me something. We can make music, I know how to play baritone. :p |
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Syrup- said: I normally keep this in my head but honestly, I never really gave a crap about my life so I'm really not joking about this.MechaKiryu said: hey don't fucking joke about that dude.Oh well, too bad for me. |
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Dojourei said: mayukachan said: Nah, it's inspired by Nodame Cantabile :c Plus, I was a Musician before I got into anime. Play me something. We can make music, I know how to play baritone. :p ooh thats nice :> baritone's a fun interest. i'll send you a recording of my cowboy bebop performance in the future if you're interested |
mayukachan said: Dojourei said: Play me something. We can make music, I know how to play baritone. :p ooh thats nice :> baritone's a fun interest. i'll send you a recording of my cowboy bebop performance in the future if you're interested Yea sure. I'd love to hear it. |
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CookieGawd said: I once played a league game naked...suspiciously i did better then i usually do...maybe that's the secret Pics or it didn't happen. |
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