5Wishes said:
You first received a text messaged telling you goodbye, then you were stabbed by the one you cheated on your significant other with because you were a terrible individual in a toxic love triangle. Nice boat.
The day started with big pour of a rainy day, it was pitch black, and nobody was on the streets neither home except 5Wishes.
And so the story starts...
5Wishes woke up and tried to turn on the computer and went to get some coffee. As he came back, he realized something was not right. The computer was off.
As a well-renowned for being handy in all kinds of trouble, he opened one of the sides on the PC's box just to find a big fat finger stuck in the video card's fan's fins.
Then it hit him like a lighting from a clear sky: "If I remove this, it might actually work!"
Still sleepy, he slurped two gulps of the coffee before he brought back from the other room, continuing to try to pull the finger out. Couple of minutes have passed, and the tension was starting to build up. He finally pulls it out, but some near noise is being heard, like door creaking. He turns and sees a big shady figure with red eyes. The mysterious person comes forth and reveals himself. To what a surprise, it's his long-lost big fat mom. One of her fingers was missing. Could that be it? She looked somber and was reeking of killing intend. She was wearing an apron stained with blood and had a butter knife in the right hand. The fact that he hasn't seen her since he was four made him really happy, but his inner instincts were telling him otherwise. Shaken by the fear of the current situation, he couldn't move an inch. Big-Fat Long-Lost Mom ferociously looking at her pray turned to the near table where a whetstone specially made up for the story was placed. She put a grin on her face as she was sharpening the bread knife, knowing that there would be a feast today. Couple of minutes have passed and our protagonist still hasn't gotten hold of himself.
After the long sharpening and showing who's the boss by fretting the enemy, Big-Fat Long-Lost Mom abruptly threw upon him with all her might, faster than the speed of light. The effect of the coffee comes just in time, 5Wishes sobers out and dodges by reflex and uses his ultimate technique "Uber Slap" that is well-known to everyone in the hood who messed with him. Surprisingly, he only managed to gauge one of her eyes. He looked at her and saw that she was no longer human but a zombie, and realizes there's no rescue for her. Using his fast wit, he places himself near the window to throw her out. She charges just as expected, like a wild pig. 5Wishes making the best of the opportunity, he then used a newly acquired skill "Dodge Mom" , which was previously known as "Dodge Dad", used when masturbating and someone came home faster than expected.
He dodged Big-Fat Long-Lost Mom's attack, but things didn't go as planned - she went through the window and got stuck inbetween because he didn't estimate her "fatness." And that was his biggest mistake, he couldn't push her out or bring her back. He was shocked and without any idea what to do despite all the people who praised him. He took the microwave and went to the upper floor's terrace and dropped the microwave right on her face. As he saw it didn't affect her, he tried the stove, the fridge and any furniture he could find. Nothing worked.
5Wishes lost it... He started running off downward the street to seek help, hoping there would be anyone around, but without any luck, it's like everything was annihilated, There was no food. Nothing. Shit was real!
Two weeks have passed since then and our protagonist is on the verge of death, starving and dehydrated, without knowing what happened in this town.
He came back to the house but his mom was gone or so he thought. He was searching for food, anything nutritious that could be eaten but nothing were to be found.
As he was going to the second floor, he sensed it... his Mom, behind his back...
SHE STABBED HIM IN LOWER THE ABDOMEN! CHA!!!
He started to groan intensively. Pressuring the wound with his left hand, and utilizing the other he used "Uber Slap", gauging her second eye. She couldn't see anymore. This was his chance!
"I won't let such monster live in this world, even if it costs me my life" he said.
5Wishes put everything he's got in this one last strike...
Shouting "Magnificent Uber Slap!!!!" as a typical shounen MC he took her down in an instant and all his life force was taken away.
He fell onto the ground and closed his eyes slowly...
His consciousness has spoken:
"Is that it?"
"My life?"
"No, I can't die here, I haven't fulfilled my last wish."
He transfers every functional energy to his backside...
And farts loudly...
*FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*
Sorry for the typos and grammatical errors. |
