| I'd ask them to prove it... in person |
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| I'd be flattered, but it's not really the kind of information I need to hear. Especially if it's someone I barely know. That would be creepy. The one time this actually happened, I was more than flattered. I had dirty thoughts about that guy since day one. |
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| Huge LOL at the topic 10/10 would read again. Depends. If she was hot/not attractive to me. Also whether friend/random. Not attractive friend, not attractive random - I'd feel embarrased.. probably.. Attractive/hot friend - Well, flattered. Attractive/hot random - Rather astonished. As for me I couldn't really masturbate to a picture (takes tons of imagination). 95% of time it's porn what I masturbate to. At times when I have to stick to my imagination (probably remaining 5% which is also pretty rare) I imagine my ex, since I remember her body pretty well, hehe. |
| Depends on a few factors like attractiveness and if/how I know them. Cause we might be able to work something out with this |
| "In the end the World really doesn't need a Superman. Just a Brave one" |
| I would get a boner in front of that person and show my helicopter |
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| I'd tell them to get in line, wait for a ticket and then take a seat. I got enough fan girls on my ass. |
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TheDarkLordOtaku said: LOLI'd record them saying it, and later play it during their future wedding as the drop in a dubstep. |
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| Before last year, I'd probably be flattered but wonder why. Now that I have a boyfriend, I'd just be creeped out and still wonder why. ._. |
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| if pretty, let's have fun, if ugly, gross. |
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TheDarkLordOtaku said: I'd record them saying it, and later play it during their future wedding as the drop in a dubstep. This is one of the funniest things I've ever read |
| u wot m8 |
| I appreciate your love without the envy~ |
| Nothing. Anyway, I was talking to my brother about meditation vaguely and the first thing he says is "yeah if you are good enough you can nut on command" and a male friend was telling me how that would be the best thing...like...what? I mean yeah, give the guy some credit, but that takes the fun out of it. |
TheDarkLordOtaku said: I'd record them saying it, and later play it during their future wedding as the drop in a dubstep. Not that I like dubsteb, but my god if that isn't one of the funniest things I've ever read. Bravo. Anyways, I feel I'd probably be mildly disgusted if it wasn't a particularly good looking girl (or guy, I guess). Otherwise more power to them. |
| So I'm the only one who thinks MAL is sexy /s |
| Aliis si licet, tibi non licet. |
Aylaine said: Indifferent. If it makes them feel better, go for it. I try my best not to throw a wedge between others & their happiness. As for masturbation, it's normal. ^this |
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| If it's a girl, then I would be pretty flattered. ;) |
Mogu-sama said: ...I would feel awesome the rest of the day It's not an off-handed complement like "Nice hair" or "Cool shirt", it's "You are so attractive that I devote time and energy to pleasuring myself to your image when I could be doing it to tons of other people" ...Which would make me feel pretty good about my body No, but seriously how is it not this? ^^^ |
| I appreciate your love without the envy~ |
| Depending on who it was, I think I'd be flattered. Hopefully it'd be a girl, too. XD |
| "He who does not fear the sword he holds is not worthy of holding a sword." ~ Shuhei Hisagi |
| Greatest achievement of my life. |
| -Having quotes as your signature is lame. FuckOffTwat |
| I'd blank face them and dismiss it, confident in the knowledge that they were lying. |
| There is no such thing as shit taste. Only idiots who think everyone should have the same taste as they do. |
gstaad said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQOkazaki93 said: Bang bang."I fingerblast myself on pieces of furniture that you've sat on"t Bang.. I've masturbated to my friends before, maybe 3 or 4 girls. It definitely feels different when you see that person again, but then you have new material for your spank bank. If a girl did it to me I would be kind of turned on that someone could get off just thinking of me. |
| I probably wouldn't care. Or maybe I'd think that is making fun of me. |
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| i'd be flattered and not surprised. |
| Ha! wouldn't be surprised. |
| Smiles and laughter are always good, but never forget your Poker Face.~ |
| As long as they don't go into a stall and do it everyday in the girls bathroom and relieve themselves all over my gym clothes I wouldn't care. |
BiiteYouToDeathJan 31, 2014 2:53 PM
| I'm a female, I have been told this, and it's usually flattering. |
uyalucky said: gstaad said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLS_HARAYZQOkazaki93 said: Bang bang."I fingerblast myself on pieces of furniture that you've sat on"t Bang.. I've masturbated to my friends before, maybe 3 or 4 girls. It definitely feels different when you see that person again, but then you have new material for your spank bank. If a girl did it to me I would be kind of turned on that someone could get off just thinking of me. Props for having the courage to admit it. I'm ashamed to admit that I've pretty much only masturbated to hentai for awhile now. |
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BiiteYouToDeath said: As long as they don't go into a stall and do it everyday in the girls bathroom and relieve themselves all over my gym clothes I wouldn't care. Wow I missed that reference the first time. Yeah that would be really creepy |
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| it completely depends on the person if it is a guy i would probably run away. close my eyes and pass out.i might be... O.o really scared that somebody is gonna rape me if they say that out loud. |
| anime with cute girls is my thing. |
| Polychrome mentioned he she fapped to my current profile pic here in MAL... |
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moaru said: I'm a female, I have been told this, and it's usually flattering. Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments, because I've said this once as a joke, and I got punched. |
| -Having quotes as your signature is lame. FuckOffTwat |
| I'd be flattered. It'd make a great story too. |
RosesAreRed said: moaru said: I'm a female, I have been told this, and it's usually flattering. Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments, because I've said this once as a joke, and I got punched. Don't you love it when people start a sentence with things like "not to be mean", "not to sound rude" "no offense" etc... you know it's always going to followed with something mean, rude, or offensive, and the speaker/writer knew that before they even said it and made it a point of illustrating their awareness. lmao. Unless the someone that told her that gave her stalker vibes, or she's just a very conservative person, why would she be offended and why would not being pissed make her unattractive? That's kind of backwards thinking. Maybe you got punched BECAUSE you said it as a joke and that person felt you were making fun of them (which seems to be likely the case)... |
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| I would feel flattered if it some attractive chick that told me she masturbated to me.If it was a unattractive chick then I probably wouldn't care.If it was some dude then I would be grossed out. |
| I will see that person gender first, then think of my act. After all it is very disgusting. |
Ashura_rary said: Masturbation or thinking of you while doing it?After all it is very disgusting. RosesAreRed said: Or never leaves the house...Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments |
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| My life would be easier if I could just read minds. Oh you've been masturbating to me, huh? How about I book one night at premier inn and I'll give you the real deal |
JadeQuetzal said: RosesAreRed said: moaru said: I'm a female, I have been told this, and it's usually flattering. Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments, because I've said this once as a joke, and I got punched. Don't you love it when people start a sentence with things like "not to be mean", "not to sound rude" "no offense" etc... you know it's always going to followed with something mean, rude, or offensive, and the speaker/writer knew that before they even said it and made it a point of illustrating their awareness. lmao. Unless the someone that told her that gave her stalker vibes, or she's just a very conservative person, why would she be offended and why would not being pissed make her unattractive? That's kind of backwards thinking. Maybe you got punched BECAUSE you said it as a joke and that person felt you were making fun of them (which seems to be likely the case)... Jade, you seem to be on my side in most threads, so thank you. ♥ Mogu-sama said: RosesAreRed said: Or never leaves the house...Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments But just wow to both of you. |
moaruFeb 1, 2014 7:08 AM
moaru said: I think you misunderstood me, as I said that I'd feel pretty awesome about myself if someone told me thisMogu-sama said: But just wow to both of you.Or never leaves the house... But I hardly leave the house and when I do it's not for any kind of social occasion, so I very rarely if ever even have the chance to be complimented. I meant that more as a kind of self-deprecating statement, I didn't intend to be insulting to anyone but myself. So, I apologize |
Mogu-samaFeb 1, 2014 7:21 AM
| Want to talk? Club! "Would you like an anti-psychotic?" *Bonus points if you leave a comment about the meaning of my signature.* |
| bunch of pedo's. nothing else to say about ppl masturbating on your photo's |
Mogu-sama said: Times like these make me wish tone could come across better on the internet. :c Sorry about that. But you don't need to insult yourself for not leaving the house much. I think a lot of people on MAL are the same.moaru said: I think you misunderstood me, as I said that I'd feel pretty awesome about myself if someone told me thisMogu-sama said: But just wow to both of you.Or never leaves the house... But I hardly leave the house and when I do it's not for any kind of social occasion, so I very rarely if ever even have the chance to be complimented. I meant that more as a kind of self-deprecating statement, I didn't intend to be insulting to anyone but myself. |
ZachiruHirosaki said: bunch of pedo's. nothing else to say about ppl masturbating on your photo's wtf man then why u always pm me asking for naughty pix hypocrite |
| If this is she(not he) etherifing should be nice^^ |
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moaru said: Jade, you seem to be on my side in most threads, so thank you. ♥ No thanks needed >.< I just feel the need to respond when someone makes such ridiculously asinine and unmerited comments like that. If I didn't say anything after reading it, I'd feel like a jerk. |
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RosesAreRed said: moaru said: I'm a female, I have been told this, and it's usually flattering. Then, not to be mean, but you're probably an ugly female whom no one compliments, because I've said this once as a joke, and I got punched. Because you got punched, something's wrong with her? Rational. No offense, but take a couple of deep breaths, we need those brain cells of yours to live just a little bit longer. |
| I appreciate your love without the envy~ |
| I'd say "thank you". |
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