This is such a CRAP translation/summary, whatever you wanna call it... I quickly made it up, so I might edit it later. Hope it kinda helps for the people who don't read the manga...?
0:08-0:21
Yamazaki: (insert # here) Day of living on Anpan (Yamazaki is on a stakeout of some sorts, so he's only eating Anpan)
0:23-0:32
Gin: Are you guys stupid!? This world is like Sazae-san where nothing changes! (This episode is all about New Years Cards, then it kinda gets weird in the end...)
0:33-0:43
Otae: I'm sure Gintoki and Shipachi will be happy to receive something precious from you. (note: It's something around those lines…lol)
Kagura: Eh? No, they wouldn't want something from a child like me. (note: See previous note.)
0:44-0:53
Catherine: Granny! You remember this, I'll definitely have a better shop than you, and I'll definitely become a better woman than you!! (Catherine is engaged.)
0:54-1:06
(I have NO idea what Okita is saying, sorry. The episode is about how Kondo is about to go on a date with Otae. Yes, I'm serious.)
1:08-1:18
(No idea what Kyubei is saying… But the ep is about how the Shougun asks her to take temporarily care of a monkey. It's funnier than it sounds.)
1:19-1:29
(Uhhh, I haven't read this yet. I'll update this later when I get to that chapter in the manga.)
1:30-1:37
Sa-chan: I, with these precious glasses Gin-san gave me, I will treasure them forever! (Gin *accidentally* breaks her glasses, so he gets her new ones.)
1:39-1:47
(I have no idea what Katsura is saying, but I'll edit this later once I re-read the chapter… The Yorozuya gang are being taught a "special technique" in this episode.)
1:48-1:57
Hijikata (note: I'm gonna improvise, k?) We're gonna be sent to hell.. This is bad.. That old man is gonna kill us!!
1:58-2:12
Kamui: We should be really thankful… to those samurai.
Takasugi: How stupid… (note: I don't know the rest… Just know Kamui and Takasugi start to work together.)
2:14+
Guy: Huh? You wanna know who is Kabuki-cho's strongest man? Trying to rise up in rank, aren't you? There are more guys like you coming to this town… Delinquents who don't value their lives. There are four important people of Kabuki-cho: Madmoiselle Saigou, Doromizu Jirocho, Kujaku-hime Kada, and Empress Otose. They are known as the Kabuki-cho's Shitenou (note: it means Four Heavenly Kings)
Gin: Whaaa, she's a assassin!?
(I don't know what Shinpachi and Saigou say… I'll try to edit later.)
Otose: (note: I think she's saying they're, as in the Yorozuya + Tama and Catherine, are fools/hopeless, but they're her family.)
Gin: GRANNY!!!! (Insert epic fight between Gin and Jirocho. This whole arc is epic. Pretty much everyone becomes BADASS.) |